Comments by "Vasectomy Fail" (@vasectomyfail442) on "JRE Clips" channel.

  1. is it scary to drive down the same street everyday? that's how life would be if you reincarnate. same life but subtle differences yet similar experiences
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  2. graham handcock: "i've been smoking dope" me: holy shit this guy smokes heroin ?!
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  3. 3:15 but time kills 100% of people, yet we all walk around with clocks on our phones, we wear watches, there's big clocks in the middle of cities, etc
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  4. there's one dream i will never forget. i was in 4th grade, 1989ish... i had a dream i was washing my hands in the school bathroom and when i got back to class a female version of a boy in my class had a wasp nest. i woke up, thought nothing of it and went to school. before show and tell i went to the bathroom and when i returned a kid in my class had his little sister with him and she had a wasp nest. i sat down in my chair and questioned reality from that point on. my sister has also had dreams that seem like nothing at the time but completely materialize the next day.
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  5. if you have rats living near your house you call an exterminator, but if you have apes addicted to heroin near your house you're just supposed to tolerate their struggle
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  6. Capitol Hill Organization of Annoying Demonstrators
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  7. joe doesn't know about black ice or ambergris because neither a psychedelic
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  8. there's a parasite in dogs that causes mind control to humans, a lot like toxoplasma gandii goes from cats to mice. it make the mice less afraid of cats so the cat can be fed regularly.
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  9. i don't mind going downtown that time of the month. god damn, i miss putting my mouth on other people's genitals... stupid rona
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  10. how often do you weep for your fellow humans who die from dog attacks or need reconstructive surgery or PTSD medication after a dog attack? crying over a dog is pathetic and a disgrace to humanity.
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  11. change the title to "different types of spanish accents". this is just a clickbait title
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  12. 2:50 yup, most my friends hated me the second they found out i was afraid of dogs and i stay informed on dog bite fatality stats. they consider ME dangerous because i don't support the slaughter of infants, the elderly and other people.
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  13. a chinese woman was arrested in miami today for stomping on baby sea turtles. i have a friend who is chinese decent and he's disgusted by his people
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  14. i have NEVER got high from edibles, i'm not trying to sound like the ultimate stoner, i just always feel scammed when i eat thc
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  15. there was an article from the census written in 2017 saying that from 2020 - 2050 there will be mass deaths due to the mass births between 1945 -1965. my theory is, every person has rona, the same way every person has mites living in their eyelashes. technically, those mites are responsible for your grandma's death. it wasn't the fact that she was 86 and still smoked cigarettes or unknowingly ingested harmful metals from her old cookware
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  16. i find it odd that people have masks on, but they have dogs as pets. dogs are disgusting, they don't bathe, they don't sanitize, they use their tongues as toilet paper. gimmie a break
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  17. my friend's skateshop got robbed. how is stealing skateboards going to help defund police? he already struggles to keep his business open and he supports the dumb movement
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  18. i was in a punk band in high school (1999ish) and it was our drummer's idea to dress in black face for our first show and he was going to dress in white face and wear a blonde wig. we never did it of course...
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  19. what if there is a bug somewhere thinking "oh god, what if i was a human? sitting in traffic and staring at a screen, ew disgusting!..." ? just a thought...
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