Youtube comments of P. D. L (@p.d.l7023).

  1. Her: I'm embarrassed to be Starfire's daughter! Starfire: Oh, you're embarrassed?!
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  2. SJW: All must be tolerated or else. Also SJW: Chris Pratt is Christian? Get him!!!
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  3. Stern looks upon Rogen and sees the relevance that he used to have. Now, he over-charges a handful of weirdos for a radio show that now sucks and is almost never live.
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  4. If this was meant to rally for mid-term elections i think it more likely scared the shit out of everyone.
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  5. Why do we let those who contribute not one positive thing to our society tell us what to do?
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  6. Australia = If Canada was an island. ๐Ÿคฃ
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  7. If they have to trick you into watching something then they know exactly what they are trying to do.
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  8. Wallon Smithers: They are not saying "BOO!" they are saying "Boo-urns!"
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  9. It's like Clockwork Orange where the delinquents became the cops.
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  10. Anyone surprised? Anyone at all?!
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  11. Guess guys aren't allowed to have anything now.
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  12. So they are doing exactly what they accuse those who aren't them of doing? Weird!
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  13. For every actor that gets attacked by a crazy hobo, there must be hundreds of regular dudes and ladies that we don't even know about.
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  14. Red Forman: "Robocop?" More like Robo-dumb-ass!!!
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  15. True story: Bruce Willis walked into a bakery in South Jersey on Christmas Eve and demanded rolls. (Best roll in South Jersey, by the way.) Baker told him that he needed to get in line. Bruce Willis goes: Do you know who I am?! Baker: Yes...but you STILL have to get in line. This was during Moonlighting, pre-Die Hard. So he wasn't even all that famous yet.
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  16. There wasn't even proof this time. It was all hearsay.
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  17. As a Scotsman, no one is whiter than us, lad! (Bagpipes play) ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  18. Blind + New York + fights crime = He's Daredevil! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  19. I can just imagine Walt looking up from hell and laughing his old white ass off. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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  20. He has his own towels there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  21. What modern media taught the youth: Dont like something = solve it with violence. Face no consequences.
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  22. Of course we all would love for Elvis to still be alive. But that's just simply not the case.
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  23. Her: I'm a little chubby. Men: You're a little teapot, short and stout.
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  24. Must be hard to make a comedy show in times when no one has a sense of humor anymore.
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  25. 'Twas his last bad decision.๐Ÿ˜…
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  26. Also, we invented the whitest thing ever....Golf!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  27. It's like the French Revolution all over again. They took out their own king!
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  28. Because this was their nefarious plan all aong. Don't worry. They don't know what "nefarious" means. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  29. John Mulaney might be one of best living comedians, but that does not necessarily means that it will translate to a tv show.
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  30. Most people: We don't think that Edris Elba should be 007. Hollywood: Hold my beer. ๐Ÿบ
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  31. "White man can fly..." You mean Superman? He's not real!
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  32. The Joker wouldn't even razor tip those cards and throw them at Batman.
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  33. Like the Dibert guy said, just stay away from them or this is what happens and it's only going to get worse.
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  34. True
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  35. Oprah drives herself around?! I'm shocked!
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  36. When religion became taboo = this is what is left behind.
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  37. I would say blindfolds for everyone else, but you can still hear them speak..๐Ÿ˜…
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  38. Because they are weak.
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  39. Who's dumb enough to think that was a real windsheild repair commercial?
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  40. Should have kept the receipts and got our $ back. ๐Ÿคก
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  41. The irony there. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  42. You know that all the stupid people still think that she is guilty.
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  43. They will spend that "jackpot" on menthols and lotto tickets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  44. You think that she knows that? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  45. Hughie has always been the audience insert, and that's how the writers see us.
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  46. I always knew them to be monsters. Now, they are proving me right.
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  47. Yeah. But it's expensive!
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  48. Because its actually a good movie that people want to see?
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  49. I met one of mine in Florida. I even had a witness. I recently saw one of my sister's doppelgangers.
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  50. LaBlance was never going to be successful in movies or a post-Friends show. He is very limited as an actor. He was more than lucky to have the success that he had.
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  51. He has always been Bruce Springsteen Lite.
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  52. Sounds like a mistake your grandma would make: Are Spider-mans and Batmans really good friends?
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  53. Happenend to me in 2010. They had to get rid of me to have an all black department, after I'd been there 11 years. But I'm supposed to be ok with that. Yeah, right.
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  54. Something that they both have in common then.
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  55. Bono = The only Irish person that most Irish people don't like.
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  56. I know. Do they really want to push their luck? Didn't go so well last time.
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  57. โ€‹@deadsmoke198 I am one and I can't tell the difference! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  58. "Give money!" Say the richest people on earth. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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  59. Josh Radner = The least popular character on the show where he was the main character. Did you really expect him to do anything after?
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  60. It's almost as if he was told to do so. Funny that.
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  61. You know how I know that I have no "white privilege"? Everywhere I work, eat, drive, see a movies = I'm the ONLY white guy!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  62. This is the world that they always wanted. Don't let anyone tell you different.
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  63. Just like the ones he has locked in his attic?
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  64. We already don't like it.
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  65. Was he the dude playing the dude that was pretending to be the other dude?
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  66. They all do that and in real life.
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  67. So true! ๐Ÿ˜…
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  68. We used to have a hog farm. Grandpa put rings in their noses to keep them from digging up under the fences. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  69. They can blame whoever they like. It's not going to make their movies such any less.
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  70. Nothing they do will be held accountable, and they know it.
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  71. Math is the language of the universe.
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  72. If you give no mercy, expect no mercy in return. If he didn't get caught he would have seen that pregnant nurse in jail.
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  73. I've noticed. Try working with a bunch of them for ten years!
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  74. Yes. One must make good choices every day to not let themselves get that out of shape.
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  75. Looking for that expensive, sissy boy spray deodorant. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  76. Why are we letting Jabba the Hutt tell us what to do when she has not even the power to say no to a triple-digit serving of Twinkies in a single sitting? ๐Ÿ˜…
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  77. Guess they reaped what they sewed. Pitty that.
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  78. Most of the time she takes more than half and gets away with it.
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  79. Mark is so deluded that he most likely thinks that he's The Hulk in real life.
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  80. Technically, it's Terrifier 3 and a half, because Art the Clown first showed up in the All Hallows Eve anthology.
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  81. What did that chef expect standing between those two morning-drunk yentas. Was he that unfamiliar with the show?
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  82. Terrifier 3 was awesome! It was playing at the theater down the street last night and I got a free ticket.
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  83. This is her favorite time of year. She goes out Halloween night and everyone assumes her face is just an old ugly mask.
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  84. I worked with a bunch of ex-cons. You learn how they really are.
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  85. We'll be ok. Just as we always have been.
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  86. What was wrong with Chasing Amy? It was the first film that showed that he had range as a director. He made me cry in front of my friends with that sad ending and they laughed at me!
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  87. Last time PP got that hammered he drove into a telephone pole. ๐Ÿคก
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  88. Actual lunatics seem rational by comparison.
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  89. Whine and cry is all they do. All that they are capable of.
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  90. Ssshhheeeetttt!!!
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  91. You see it too?! Thought that I was the only one.
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  92. If that happened, I could move to the middle of the city where I was born and NOT get murdered in my sleep. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  93. I was watching a movie from 1992 and I couldn't believe how pc it was. So this sickness has been germinating for over 30 years!
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  94. These are the ones that are going to start a revelation and take the country from us?! Should be an amusing 15 minutes or so.
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  95. Its true everywhere. Criminals and crackheads don't start roaming the streets like the walking dead until after lunch. Then they buy booze, cigarettes and drugs and its off to the races.
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  96. Don't even think about trying to order "black" coffee anymore!
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  97. Anyone who wants to see that = Should be on a list of some kind.
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  98. It was.
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  99. Let them come. Then, we put them in a used port-a-jonn, chain it shut, roll it down the hill into the pond. It'll be a hoot, jah?!
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  100. Most do.
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  101. Immortality = You would outlive the Earth and just be floating around in space.
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  102. Put a cauldron on that table on The View and it looks like the first scene of McBeth. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  103. We just had a plague. Did everyone already forget?!
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  104. Prison labor = spontaneous family reunion! ๐Ÿ˜…
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  105. I didn't realize that weathermen were so dang furious all the time!
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  106. As you can see in this very case, you try to live in peace and they literally come to your front door!
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  107. We know why! ๐Ÿ˜…
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  108. So be it.
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  109. No. Because it's something that they like. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  110. If that's even possible.
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  111. That's all that they ever wanted. They never wanted equal anything.
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  112. It's like the Spanish Inquisition and they are being forced to renounce heresy.
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  113. Agreed. Those guys would be sleeping with the fishes. Knowwutimean?!
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  114. He's not getting out either way.
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  115. Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer. - Al Bundy (80s)
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  116. The peasants revolted and sacked Rome from the inside. History repeating.
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  117. God forbid that he should call a murderer of an innocent woman by the wrong name, right?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  118. Its not.
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  119. They already crowbar them into every commercial.
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  120. Atlanta = Like Wakanda but real!!!๐Ÿ˜…
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  121. That fluid = straight into the shitter.
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  122. That shall continue until we no longer allow it to happen.
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  123. โ€‹ย @cybervigilanteย in the comics she VERY white like chalk. Then that circle around her eye is bluish grey. But they don't care about that.
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  124. You: This movie is against Christianity. Me: What Hollywood product isn't?
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  125. That is in a Disney movie for a reason. Because it's a phackin fairy tale! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  126. 'Fireflies' was an instant classic.
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  127. Or her cleaning the toilets.
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  128. The more that they get the more that they want. It will never be enough for them.
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  129. It's the same pile. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  130. True. Where else would they get welfare if not from us?
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  131. They won't do that because they don't want to give us a reason to be happy. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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  132. Drinking game?
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  133. She's like that gangster that looked like a baby and fooled Buggs Bunny. "Babyface" Finster" was it?
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  134. That was him?! Who gave him another chance?!
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  135. Dude! I've been saying that for years! Chunk off the only problem and deal with it correctly.
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  136. And we'd be right about it too.
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  137. Now, people let actors tell them what to think and who to vote for.
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  138. Klingons have honor > they have none and never will.
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  139. Free books
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  140. Maybe just a maid. ๐Ÿคก
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  141. They are all bad people, but Dennis is definitely a serial killer.
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  142. Its like a ritual that they are forced to publicly say these things, even though it renders their movie DOA.
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  143. Math is "ray-sis" and, according to Chris Rock, books are Kryptonite. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  144. City cops are slipping. Not too long ago they would have disappeared her at the bottom of a river. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  145. Why is that lady in the restaurant laughing?! That's the problem right there!
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  146. In her defense, she thinks that she's playing a live-action version of GTA. ๐Ÿคก
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  147. Only until they come across the wrong person/people.
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  148. They ruined flash mobs the same way that they ruined: Movies, music, tv, commercial, comic books, books, video games, sports and big cities. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  149. "You are taking up our space." Room is so empty that there are echoes.
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  150. We know that the airplane business would be sued immediately for "discrimination."
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  151. That song also appear in the stage musical "Chess". That was written by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA.
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  152. Inmates running the asylum.
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  153. Because they like to pretend that shit didn't actually happen?
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  154. And he has proved that more than once.
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  155. Less than that.
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  156. Or at least Atlanta, so they are all in one place.
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  157. They are man enough to decorate your whole house...with fresh flowers! ๐ŸŽ‰
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  158. No free wigs, Shanesia. Shanesia: Sssshheeeeeettt!!!!
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  159. Working overtime to make "white" a dirty word.
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  160. They are only 'independent contractors' when it's convenient for Vince.
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  161. We know.
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  162. We hear ya. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  163. That's true. When Whistler found him he was still just a kid.
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  164. Karma struck him like a snake.
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  165. Agreed. But how many real cities actually have their own horror video game?
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  166. This is the world that they always felt that they were entitled to.
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  167. They are going to wind up getting their asses kicked too. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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  168. Gi Joe made us all interested in military service. Now, it's only us, in our 50s, still supporting Gi Joe merch.
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  169. 600lb. men have breasts.
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  170. Will you listen to actual music, not just a looped bass track that shakes the windows in all the houses as you drive by at 2 in the morning?
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  171. Now its Truth...Justice...Musical Theater!
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  172. My imaginary friend was a dead guy. Its ok if you don't believe me. No one did back then either.
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  173. Nerds of a feather = flock together. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  174. My goldfish is smarter! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  175. Whoops
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  176. True story: When I was a teenager I was dying of fever and had a vision of a future where everyone was openly worshiping the devil, pulling off their own heads and still remaining alive. They were throwing their heads into a bonfire that was as large as a small state and burning as high as the clouds. It's ok if you don't believe me. No one does.
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  177. Comic in 1981: Super hero punches some guy. Comic in 1991: Super hero shoots some guy. Comic in 2021: Super hero bangs some guy.
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  178. I always get this one mixed up with the Mathew Broderick/Danny Devito Christmas film.
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  179. They tried make us not be able to say "Merry Christmas" and not now they think that they can mock us in claymation?! Fuck...that!
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  180. Outside + inside = black
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  181. Thank you!
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  182. Because they suck at math and....well, anything but rap and basketball. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  183. Hiding Harry Potter books in the same bookstore. "D'uh, im helping! D'uh!"
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  184. They want to show us that they can get away with literally anything, and they are daring anyone to do anything about it. Guess that they found out. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  185. I (briefly) worked as security/medic at a steel mill. You could be standing outside and down the hall from the furnace room in the Winter and you could feel the heat blast around the corners at ya. Also, as you can imagine, a lot of gruesome injuries and deaths happen at those places.
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  186. Cops: Why is that guy in your freezer? Him: Because we had beef and beef belongs in the freezer! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  187. You know what you don't hear about everyday: Cambodian killing fields, Nanking, Armenian genocide or more. You know why? Those other groups haven't cornered ownership of the American media.
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  188. Good luck with that. Not going to happen.
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  189. True. But they are going to riot anyway. They need to steal electronics for Christmas, yo.
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  190. "Tag! Now YOU go to prison, Judge Cracka!" ๐Ÿ˜…
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  191. Some dudes out there appreciate a good cankle.๐Ÿ˜‚
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  192. Not just you. You don't see the youth wearing Spider-man shirts and buying comics. Its all about the Anime now.
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  193. Them: Let me have all of yo shit. Us: Nope. Them: Dat be raciss!!!
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  194. Like there are any non-Jewish Hollywood producers?!
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  195. "Been through thr desert on a house with no names..." Should've brought a camel instead. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  196. In 2021? Good luck.
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  197. I find it amusing when they hate us. It just shows that whatever they do, we'll always be right there in their minds. As for me, I never even think about them.
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  198. In the valley of the insane, the sane man is king.
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  199. I enjoy Sweeney Todd. I hope that it's like that. It certainly lends itself to it.
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  200. Them: Kids are naturally ray-sis! Us: And what does that tell you?
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  201. If my eyes: Bjork + Tori Amos = can do no wrong.
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  202. I'm glad that there was no internet in the 70s and I would be out there accumulating skill that would make me dough in my 20s, like cutting grass and cleaning gutters.
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  203. He will burst into tears guaranteed.
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  204. Not even close.
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  205. Yes, I do.
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  206. That's a gateway to Crocs! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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  207. Rich families can afford: Acting classes, dance lessons, speech therapy... So most "actors" most likely come from rich families, no matter what they tell ya.
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  208. Thanks, buddy! ๐Ÿ˜Š
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  209. You should be. We all are!
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  210. If you fear bananas, you aren't saving anyone.
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  211. In 2024, that dark armor is tougher than a solid suit of diamonds! This is what we allowed to happen. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  212. Remember when there was NO Star Wars from 1983-1999 and we ALL went to see those next three movies the night that they came out, EVEN though they were burning dog shite?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  213. And not good cake from the Italian bakery either. More like stale Little Debbie's from the dollar store. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  214. Is the part when everyone turned out when the Flag Smashers blew up helpless hostages? I remember saying out loud "So...those are the sympathic antiheroes?!!!"
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  215. Did they even check the brakes on that limo? It would be real easy to prove.
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  216. They all do that and in real life.
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  217. Us: its a hoax. Them: Well, we still want to riot so....
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  218. Journos: Your war game is too much like actual war. CoD: Yeah, but everyone buys these games...so get bent?! Journos: Wah! We have no power over you if you refuse to obey us!
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  219. The machine becoming sentient and turning itself back on reminds me of the 80s horror movie 'From Beyond'.
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  220. Mayonnaise sandwiches for all!!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  221. I'll chip in for that.
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  222. Not for reading. I have a parrot and he shits....A LOT!
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  223. You know what goes well with Coke? Nnnnnacho Cheese Doritos! What did you think that I was going to say?
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  224. He didn't want to stay homeless. Working like a machine!
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  225. Like the cartoon?!
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  226. Blade = Swedish Can't get any whiter than that.
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  227. โ€‹ย @johnmusser8925ย Moor or less. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  228. If we were really raging I doubt that they'd be able to take it so lightly.
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  229. Ironically, Scooby Doo premired on this date in 1969.
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  230. "Like white blood cells." They don't like white blood cells because they're white.
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  231. Even before Elliot Page was a dude she was as flat as layer cake.
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  232. They used to go door to door, when my sister was young. Then, that became dangerous and they had to camp out in front of stores. Now, this happens.
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  233. The barbarians are already inside the gates.
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  234. An old Hungarian proverb: Strong like bull. Also, just about as smart as a bull.
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  235. Talking is all they'll ever do. They will never come at us directly, because even they are smart enough to know how that will go for them.
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  236. Canceled from what?! Fuck 'em! โ€‹@UltraMAGA45
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  237. No country is perfect, but we're the closest! USA, USA, USA!!!
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  238. What? Will they stay home from the jobs that they don't have anyway? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  239. Its not like these "people" are hard to spot in a crowd. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  240. She got it out of a bin at the Goodwill. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  241. I think that we are all there with ya!
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  242. I was born near Atlanta. They were always ahead of the curve by giving them whatever they wanted.
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  243. That's next week.
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  244. I cant even go back to NYC to see my people's for Easter, like I normally do, because i cant risk taking my wife and kids into that above-ground sewer. ๐Ÿ˜ข
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  245. And they will raise an even weaker generation.
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  246. Floorshow = Unleashes those monstrous knockers. Each one is in a different zip code!
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  247. Them: You hate that we are taking all your characters, don't you?! Bet you really hate it! White people: We have important stuff to take care of (just as we always have) so...
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  248. I'm of mostly of Irish descent and I don't what the f Ben is talking about. No Irish guy wants that! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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  249. "Parents"? None of them have dads around. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  250. Good one!
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  251. They never have.
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  252. He jumps high, but could he jump all the way up into space?! ๐Ÿ˜…
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  253. John Carter is a deep and nuanced ip. Shame that they phucked it up.
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  254. I understand the positive reviews: Young and dumb fans + movie that panders to their delusions = They think that it's a good movie.
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  255. He shouldn't worry too badly. These people can't kill spiders in their own house. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  256. On that, he and I agree.
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  257. They never learn.
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  258. White kid: We're just trying to do school. More than those other two can say. Just there to meet a quota.
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  259. I remember listening to that whitesnake album whilst traveling and the hotel started burning down. Scary night! Almost died! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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  260. Did you know that Mr. T isn't actually black? It's just that he's so tough that the sun is afraid to shine on him.
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  261. This has been brewing since the 90s, at the very least.
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  262. Whitey did it! ๐Ÿ˜…
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  263. They will only if we allow that.
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  264. 'Haunted Mansion':;Haunted by Brie Larson. Out next Summer!
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  265. King: But she's got huge...tracts of land!!!
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  266. George Reeves was killed by a Kryptonite bullet. Seriously though, who kills themselves in a house full of people?
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  267. Because the scam would be under bright sunlight.
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  268. I've been saying that for years. Then it got NO better once she was gone.
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  269. So much so that they want to punish her for who her parents vote for! That's not crazy at all! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  270. If this was a tv show = no one would watch it because they'd consider it unrealistic.
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  271. That doesn't happen to me. Probably because I'm big ugly scary and it is not just a look.
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  272. We know.
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  273. But you first have to identify as Canadian, eh. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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  274. Freddy: You like Gladiator movies, Johny?!
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  275. As long as this keeps happening = she has ironclad job security.
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  276. How does he still get work?!
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  277. Rosario wakes up in the morning. Finds Goofy's severed head in her bed.
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  278. If I ever go back to NYC to live, im going to rent myself out as bodyguard. No one is going to punch me in the face. Firstly, most people would need a ladder. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  279. I must admit that I did use tampons when I was a wee lad. I put (clean ones) in my nose and chased my brothers and sisters around the farm whilst imitating Frankenstein. Good times. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  280. It will be now.
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  281. Maybe that fault line will finally shit the bed and drop the whole stinking state into the Pacific Ocean. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  282. In a high school, i went out with a girl so white that i didnt know she was 1/2 black until she told me. Her black dad was not in the picture. Big surprise there, right?
    7
  283. Brooklyn Brawler in WWF and Gary Young in UWF/Mid-South both eventually rose above jobber status.
    7
  284. Did you read his book? It's excellent.
    7
  285. D'Angelo? Sounds Italian. We don't claim her.
    7
  286. Shake any tree and 100 wokesters fall out.
    7
  287. An outstanding question.
    7
  288. I'm obligated to forgive, but I'll not forget.
    7
  289. True. Was she really so important to music that she deserved her own imposter?
    7
  290. Where does 'Will Dive Under a Moving Train to Save a Penny' fall on that chart?
    7
  291. All you say is true, yet I was rooting for her. I can only speak for myself: I noticed that Sheldon and Jim Halpert were jerks, dispite being presented as the hero. I didn't root for them. I rooted for them to fail.
    7
  292. Because the one thing they like more than their most precious money is the false, tin idol of wokeness.
    7
  293. Like Province, Rhode Island with a lot more sand?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    7
  294. "Alter" my ass. They need to get to an alter and get right with Jesus.
    7
  295. If I hate myself its because I actually fucked up, not because they say that I fucked up. I make those decisions for me.
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  296. 9. I love Jersey, but it's too expensive to live there.
    7
  297. Kinda like Pee-wee did when he went into that theater and flogged the dolphin. ๐Ÿ˜…
    7
  298. Seriously, that old beer memorabilia = Always appreciates and sells well. Dudes love it for their home bars. Especially neon signs because they want that shit back.
    7
  299. Damn straight! I say that every fuckin' day.
    7
  300. Because, at some point, everyone got scared of being called "Ray-sis!!!" in the way that Dracula fears sunlight, crosses, garlic.
    7
  301. Because whitey ain't goen ta be tellin dem wut ta doo, yo! ๐Ÿ˜…
    7
  302. That could be changed.
    6
  303. 12 years old?! If I got arrested at 12 years old my mum would have beat me to death before my dad came home!
    6
  304. Steve Austin = 255lbs. Stephen Seagal = 552lbs.
    6
  305. Cars no longer have carburetor because that dude ate them all.
    6
  306. He was right.
    6
  307. Not going to be a problem for me.
    6
  308. To be seen at Starbucks.
    6
  309. The ghost of the wrestling great Nikolai Volkov can sing it to her as Iron Sheik salutes.
    6
  310. Dude, I got my own problems. These people need a hobby.
    6
  311. He won't though.
    6
  312. Every time he comes on screen I say it for him. My daughter gets confused. She doesn't know anything about Owen Wilson.
    6
  313. It's their only play. I blame us for not saying, "Oh well!!!"
    6
  314. If all these sketches are not funny = what IS funny to you bloodless robots, who shall doom us all? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    6
  315. Fortnite is like corporate birthday cake = everybody wants a piece.
    6
  316. Not anymore.
    6
  317. It's like 70% here, and you can't go anywhere nor do anything. Not worth getting stabbed, shot or run over. But let's pretend it's NOT happening!
    6
  318. I can understand Arkham Asylum inmates having beef with Wonder Woman for her association with Batman.
    6
  319. When everyone said, "What's wrong with kids getting a trophy even if they lose?" I present Exibit A:
    6
  320. โ€‹ย @majorfender6054ย Because they were outcasts, like bums.
    6
  321. At the bottom = that one-eyed maggot that tried to drown Luke in the trash compactor on the Death Star.
    6
  322. Incredible Hulk = Incredibly gay Hulk punches me into the sun. ๐Ÿคฃ
    6
  323. โ€‹ย @Stelarjayflightย Ferengi were a society that loved money above all things. So, they were actually supposed to be.....๐Ÿ˜‚
    6
  324. They kept find stashes of dildos.
    6
  325. Elf in the oven
    6
  326. Yeah, that will happen.
    6
  327. Of course they don't. ๐Ÿ˜…
    6
  328. It was the first (and last) time that the show made anyone laugh at all.
    6
  329. True story: A friend of mine needed surgery way across the country. So, it was cheaper to fly as freight than commercial. She had herself shipped across the country. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    6
  330. Truth!
    6
  331. โ€‹ย @joeschmooz-it6nhย  True. I'm Irish and a dunk guy. Cheers, mate. ๐Ÿบ
    6
  332. Assassinated for exposing the secrets of Gung Fu? I wouldn't doubt that.
    6
  333. They never learn.
    6
  334. They've never been known for work ethic. Playing basketball doesn't count.
    6
  335. And they shall be Kung Fu movies!
    6
  336. Also, capital rack, ScarJo.
    6
  337. Her: You be gaslighting us! Us: Do you even know what that means?! Her: Duh!
    6
  338. That's most honest thing that he has said since before his heart attack.
    6
  339. She can act AND I like looking at her.
    6
  340. She gave her house stretch marks! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  341. If we had Scott Adams money we could be away from them also.
    6
  342. They thought that she's the kind of woman they wanted...before realizing that they are weak and she is strong. Now she is to be feared by them.
    6
  343. Win/win?
    6
  344. I'm convinced that The Simpsons writers have a crystal ball. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    6
  345. L.A. in 4 years: Hold my white wine appletini! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    6
  346. You eat McDonald's: What the hell did I just eat?! You see a Disney movie: What the hell did I just watch?!
    6
  347. It is to them. Always has been.
    6
  348. They have a river and concrete don't they? ๐Ÿ˜…
    6
  349. I'm starting to hear that type of music instead of rap everywhere I go. So, one upside! ๐Ÿ˜…
    6
  350. "Enhance" = ruin like a swarm of locusts ruins the crops. ๐Ÿ˜…
    6
  351. Great idea!
    6
  352. Police kill hot, half-breed, college chicks?! Since when?!
    6
  353. I know, right? Even when those two left The Man Show and were replaced, I was surprised that Jimmy got the late night TV gig because Adam was the funny one. Upon watching Jimmy's show, I quickly realized that he was a completely different person than he was on The Man Show. Now, there are NO shows for men! ๐Ÿ˜ข
    6
  354. Wokers: We ruined movies, music, video games, books, comic books, TV, sports, the internet...What haven't we ruined yet? Make a Wish, eh?
    6
  355. She's just Jenny from the block... And a total pain in the ass!
    6
  356. That's even worse.
    6
  357. Light speed!
    6
  358. Mentioning MTV in a song when MTV was actually good = Too meta.
    6
  359. What are we waiting for?
    6
  360. Definitely. I've been to that town where it happenend and it's still a huge deal there.
    6
  361. Let's face facts, it was unlikely that they were actually learning anything. ๐Ÿ˜…
    6
  362. I used to go there all the time. But you guys are too weird for me now. I'm not coming back.
    6
  363. More like these fathers and brothers need to throw them out of second story window. We want it to hurt but not be fatal. We are not rabid monsters. We are not like those who seek to persecute us.
    6
  364. Of course he would be skeptical.
    5
  365. Relatively recently.
    5
  366. I loved the Reggie bar!
    5
  367. Bill Burr has exactly the wife that he deserves.
    5
  368. Eventually, there will be open season on us whities and it will be allowed. This is the real Wakanda that they always wanted.
    5
  369. I've noticed that also. 'Tis the devil's work. Its ok if you don't believe me.
    5
  370. They want naked pictures of Bea Arthur and one of those giant plastic crayons. Reference to the movie 'Airheads'.
    5
  371. In 2023 = should surprise no one.
    5
  372. They never get used because they are work boots. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    5
  373. At least that one in particular.
    5
  374. He should give me some money too.
    5
  375. DMV?! They are going to be driving around?! The people already here can barely drive!
    5
  376. How about this one: The director says: I want to go hunting. Cinematographer: I'm game. AB shoots her.
    5
  377. He taped MLB game without their expressed, written consent.
    5
  378. 1 guess.
    5
  379. Best Freakazoid villain = Candle Jack 100%
    5
  380. It's not a problem when it benefits them apparently.
    5
  381. Feige is female.
    5
  382. Marvel: We are going to slam dunk our print comics right into the toilet. DC: Hold my Bat-beer...
    5
  383. There ya go. Two problems = one solution. They might not even notice.
    5
  384. Dating pool is now a cess pool. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    5
  385. I accidentally drove my car off of a cliff. I told the insurance company that it was Trump's fault. ๐Ÿคก
    5
  386. Will you tip your waiter generously?
    5
  387. You think he's married?! No sane woman would stand for such nonsense. ๐Ÿคฃ
    5
  388. I believe that they now own PotA because they bought FOX.
    5
  389. Libraries and book stores. They won't go there. ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  390. I believe that he believes that.
    5
  391. Will only get worse.
    5
  392. Only until they spend it all on lotto tickets. ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  393. Lets be honest, Topher is too funny-looking to be a movie leading man.
    5
  394. He-man will be to this new show what Poochie was to Itchy & Scratchy.
    5
  395. Maybe they are confused. Batman's mother = Martha Arkham before she was Martha Wayne.
    5
  396. Something similar happenend to me. I feel your pain.
    5
  397. Did Green Day really deserve more than one song on here?
    5
  398. Unless the Jew is Goldberg from wrestling. He's quite big and tough. Look what he did to Bret Hart! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    5
  399. Bears are climbing to the top of trees to hide! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    5
  400. Fools + $ = separated
    5
  401. The one that I got still had beard hair on it!
    5
  402. He could whimsically name it "Shitter".
    5
  403. They knew what they were doing.
    5
  404. That used to be the case. Now, a handful of tv shows are high arts and most movies are overpriced commercials for comic book properties.
    5
  405. I feel for you.
    5
  406. Everyone must fail equally, comrade.
    5
  407. Agreed. We draw the line here and now. Period.
    5
  408. Not I.
    5
  409. I had to move to a black neighborhood when I lost my high-paying job. Everything that you would think that I had to deal with = exactly what happened.
    5
  410. Now, in a world like this, they no longer have to. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    5
  411. Those guys don't want to be found.
    5
  412. Kinda
    5
  413. Because we're walking ATMs. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    5
  414. You just answered your own question.
    5
  415. Would be celebrated as a second Christmas. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    5
  416. Do we though๐Ÿ˜…?
    5
  417. True. It's the comic equivalent of knocking over a Christopher Columbus statue. They must destroy all that we hold dear.
    5
  418. How could you not be?
    5
  419. What company do we get next?
    5
  420. We need soldiers more than we have in quite awhile.
    5
  421. It's become airborne and the ones who were already crazy have become rabid zombies!
    5
  422. This was inevitable.
    5
  423. We should have kept the receipts and sailed them back home. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    5
  424. Everyone gets a trophy syndrome.
    5
  425. In Japan Child: Momison, my feelings, wah! Momison: You better be doctor!!!
    5
  426. Unlikely. Can only destroy.
    5
  427. Around here, we call that "Italian Lightening," and we are Italians! ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  428. Big man + big brains to go with it. I know the struggle. People see that you're a big dude and they assume that you're not smart. I play semi-ball but also worked in medicine for years.
    5
  429. How is Vince doing these days? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    5
  430. Its the marketing equivalent of booking a long vacation in Cheranobyole. ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  431. And funny! ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  432. Then they must feel harassed constantly. Tough shit on them.
    5
  433. The janitor thought that it was Ajax powdered cleaner and used it to clean the toilet. ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  434. On that the nuke thing: The United States purposely didn't nuke the bigger more populated cities. I'm guessing that if Japan did not surrender that they would have eventually started nuking more populated areas.
    5
  435. Because Nordstrom is the whitest white store that ever whited.
    5
  436. His citizens: Uh...thanks?!
    5
  437. She started smacking it like a ketchup bottle!
    5
  438. Nothing about this was by accident, aside from the background crickets being so loud.
    5
  439. Yeah, but her follows are happy to not think about that part. ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  440. That's happens when you do nothing but fail for hundreds of years...and counting.
    5
  441. No big loss.
    5
  442. They are the same "Top men" that hid The Arc of the Covenant from Indiana Jones.
    5
  443. He's punching harpies in Heaven now.
    5
  444. Always been lazy, and it has always been allowed.
    5
  445. Amen to that. Deny Him and He shall deny you.
    5
  446. 100% of the time.
    5
  447. Butchers were the first.
    5
  448. I've been reading like a machine!
    5
  449. A similar thing nearly happenend to me just last year, though im unarmed security. I have to take the knife away and i haven't not been able to do that yet. I know that the average person doesn't have the decades of martial arts training that I do. In real life, it's not foolproof like in those Bruce Lee movies, but it sure does help.
    5
  450. Work boot store + book store = experiencing surprisingly little crime. ๐Ÿ˜…
    5
  451. It would make them want to drive the Blues Mobile through a mall...and no one would notice because much worse stuff is happening there. ๐Ÿ˜จ
    5
  452. I noticed that also.
    5
  453. You are not going to believe this: I had an accident in 2001. On way to the other side and back I got a short gander at hell. It's not what one would expect. It's much worse!
    5
  454. Ya see, now I want to give this guy some money! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    5
  455. We lost a few generations back. That's why we are here now.
    5
  456. I've bailed hay on a farm. I've cut down trees. Talking about a tough workout!
    4
  457. Around here, it's all the black guys from my work. They seem to be singlehandedly keeping it afloat.
    4
  458. Montazuma's revenge?
    4
  459. Not matter what side one may fall on, everyone should agree that KR is being made a martyr of current politics.
    4
  460. Thank you! I said that exact same thing just aweek ago!
    4
  461. Whoop-whoop!
    4
  462. I know, right?
    4
  463. Chucky on Logo.
    4
  464. And no one was surprised. ๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  465. It seems as if certain parts of homes: Stairs, mirrors, closets, attics, basements, seem to be magnetics for ghost fuckery!
    4
  466. Halloween is coming up. She has a side hussle of haunting houses. ๐Ÿคก
    4
  467. True. Remember that BtAS where that dude built a casino with Joker's face all over it? Joker broke out of Arkham just to get that guy.
    4
  468. That's the definition of insanity = doing the same stupid shit and expecting something to improve.
    4
  469. "Four score and seven woke years ago..."
    4
  470. If she made a book just for Eskimos = made more $.
    4
  471. Stereotypes prevail when those who are stereotyped do not want to improve and rise above said stereotypes.
    4
  472. โ€‹ย @anotherone-xp9oxย  Love that Delbert guy. He told the truth and took his fuck you money and walked away, middle finger in the air.
    4
  473. I can only speak for myself. I don't care what stupid people think of me because I refuse to deal with idiots. I can't control what they think and they certainly can't control me.
    4
  474. Its a taunt, obviously.
    4
  475. Yes.
    4
  476. Thank you!
    4
  477. From the bottom to top to bottom always the same when they're in charge.
    4
  478. What they've always really wanted = crime without consequences.
    4
  479. Him being fired from snl might have been the best thing for his career.
    4
  480. The only reason they have careers are because they are in the tribe.
    4
  481. They were laughing and eating donuts. Good times.
    4
  482. I'm wearing a kimono right now. Size 3xL
    4
  483. Because the left has NO heroes.
    4
  484. Well, it is France so...๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  485. Like DeSantis or not = He proved a point.
    4
  486. Faces that could stop a click still. ๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  487. Empty threats from a tin idol.
    4
  488. Big man with a big brain.
    4
  489. Also, crack and cigs.
    4
  490. I've been studying martial arts for 40 years, as of next year and I'm so very white. Since it was exposed to the masses, just before my birth, how can it be just an Asian thing anymore?
    4
  491. They should be grateful for the success that they had. Most of us will never even get that far.
    4
  492. That's welcoming our own destruction. Same kinda dopes that found a giant wooden horse and took it behind the fortified walls. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    4
  493. I hope that VS will also be selling blindfolds for the (real) men out there.
    4
  494. "How I wish my daughter had skin as white as snow." Woodpile starts to rattle and someone yells out... "Yo, dat be raciss!!!"
    4
  495. Weird because I'm actually part British anyway. Pip, pip. Tea and trumpets. Bowl of Cheerios.
    4
  496. God made them....delicious! ๐Ÿคก
    4
  497. There will never be another golden age of horror films.
    4
  498. Let's be honest here: Anyone who listens to that hippy-dippy bullshit music is either in a nursing home or a funeral home. It even sucked when dinosaurs walked the planet and it was new.
    4
  499. Coors is the gayest of beers. Bud: Hold my Dylan.
    4
  500. Me too! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    4
  501. How about ABBA? I love ABBA!
    4
  502. Falls on a weekend = no kids at school for the monsters to go after.
    4
  503. Are The Indians still allowed to be called "The Indians"? I'm shocked!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    4
  504. Mike Patton is highly underrated. Had three bands at once before it was cool!
    4
  505. That's the first band I thought of when I saw this list.
    4
  506. I remember a world where being a veteran was a good thing on an application.
    4
  507. Why do they even go through the sham of having a trial anymore?
    4
  508. Atlanta
    4
  509. 2023 + the truth = "Controversy"
    4
  510. Defending his wrestling belt I suppose.
    4
  511. Netflix's only lifeline is disposable income and that people are too lazy to cancel them.
    4
  512. Just very old people and they have one foot in the grave and the other on a bananas peel.
    4
  513. Didn't he play on the first NiN album also?
    4
  514. He's got real-deal pipes of steel. Quiet storm of smooth jazz hits at 9. Mandatory Metallica at 10.
    4
  515. Sounds like you jumped out of that relationship and pulled the rip cord at the exact right time.
    4
  516. Florida is like that one base left in that second Mad Max movie and all the cannibals riding motorcycles in a circle around it.
    4
  517. What of Crazy Quilt?
    4
  518. They tried to cast Betty Davis, but they disappointed to find out that she died like 40 years ago.
    4
  519. I can't believe that Gutfeld is a fellow Danzig fan!
    4
  520. โ€‹ย @nolanschanck4861ย Sho enuff, yo!
    4
  521. ย @Bran_Nuthinย  I made one too!
    4
  522. The one sport that we were able to keep them out of and then one shows up and...๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  523. That's next week. ๐Ÿคก
    4
  524. He is ratings immune now. What would sucky Sirius do without him?
    4
  525. โ€‹@spawnofsatan117 Was that supposed to be funny? Because I'm old enough to have seen it in the theater and we were shocked to silence.
    4
  526. Agreed
    4
  527. The fear is much more valuable to them than the actual illness will ever be.
    4
  528. 1 listener or 200 million = they still give him a pile of golden sheckles for his dragon-looking ass to sleep on. ๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  529. Remember one of the later movies in the series where that 600lbs. dude was a cop? Definitely going to happen in L.A.
    4
  530. I did. I'm dead of alcohol poisoning! ๐Ÿ’€
    4
  531. According to Will & Grace, he the Don of the Gay Mafia. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    4
  532. We'd laugh though.
    4
  533. He's mostly hemp now.
    4
  534. Trivia: In the beginning of the Moby Dick movie, Orson Well preaches from a pulpate shaped like the bow of a whaling ship. That pulpit is not a movie prop. It is at a church in a church right here in New Bedford, Massassachutes.
    4
  535. Nothing good comes from California these days.
    4
  536. Also, ban leaf blowers because they are TOO LOUD!!!
    4
  537. Aqua....man?
    4
  538. That and always smart and nice. So...the opposite of reality. ๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  539. Obviously.
    4
  540. He did a Richard Prior!
    4
  541. "It's ok to be black and gay....as long as I'm not Canadian, eh." - Kids in the Hall (80s)
    4
  542. Maybe they will know better the next time and that next time is all but inevitable.
    4
  543. Has-been Howie
    4
  544. WD: Ratings are down?! Send in the race clowns! Doot doot doo doo doo doo doo doo...
    4
  545. Trivia: The guy doing pushups in the Black Hole Sun video is the same guy that played Rocky in Rocky Horror Picture Show.
    4
  546. Can I move there?
    4
  547. Marvel: Our new strategy is to market to an under-served minority...blind people. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
    4
  548. What he's really saying, "Why won't you let us behave badly without consequences?"
    4
  549. Yeah. I learned that he's crazier than a shithouse rat.
    4
  550. Her daddy went out for smokes and disappeared....
    4
  551. Chernobyl levels of cringe!!!
    4
  552. Way ahead of you. Not only is Twitter not a real place, nothing good has ever come from it.
    4
  553. That's a hard 22 years on her! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    4
  554. That's ALL I want for Christmas! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    4
  555. Because I played that phuckin' Chuck Berry song on the high school radio station = I wasn't allowed to walk at graduation. Phuckin' high school, man!
    4
  556. Wait a minute. There was a Halloween episode of Punky Brewster where all her friends and her dog got killed. Scared the shit out of me!
    4
  557. If we kept the receipts, we could have gotten our $ back. ๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  558. Definitely told on himself.
    4
  559. You speak truth. But someone is seeing those movies. Disney can't same claim the same.
    4
  560. That's because 90% of young dudes now piss sitting down. All things are manly by comparison.
    4
  561. Lilly Sing + Amy Shumer = Funny as a baby funeral.
    4
  562. 100 super villains and not even one Batman.
    4
  563. With a jump like that, he could have gone into pro wrestling instead of crime and made a million dollars!
    4
  564. Turns out that he was as much of a prophet as he was an artist of hilarious short-form newspaper cartoons. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    4
  565. Good for you. I would have joined you and they wouldn't have dared to say a fuckin' thing to us.
    4
  566. I have a journalism degree. That and a dollar will get me a small coffee at McDonalds. ๐Ÿ˜…
    4
  567. Looks like that.
    4
  568. Maybe they shall learn the truth sooner than later?
    4
  569. I just checked on my whiteness and we are both awesome, as per always!
    4
  570. If they think they can kill us then let them try and see how that works out for them.
    4
  571. Wouldn't be the first time for one of them.
    4
  572. I think that they have a podcast together.
    4
  573. Sandler: He's a better actor than me. Me: Like that's hard?
    4
  574. Same. But the reason why we are not still at the bottom of society is because we were smart and hard-working. That's two things that they can never be.
    3
  575. Whoops
    3
  576. Someone yells out. "He white! Everybody go da hell home!"
    3
  577. I know, right?! What fairy tale is this?!
    3
  578. Tom Seleck = Quigley Down Under?! Hello?!
    3
  579. Must be 2024!
    3
  580. So it seems. A lot of the time you will find one in the same.
    3
  581. Every commercial.
    3
  582. We should answer that accusation with, "Yup!!!" ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  583. That's the trouble with diversity hires.
    3
  584. It would be cooler if the Hanna-Barbara characters good their own fighting game. There sure are more than enough characters to work with.
    3
  585. Hershey squirts?
    3
  586. A lot of that is plastic surgery or she'd look just like every other yenta her age.
    3
  587. Hey, that's all the opposite! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  588. They need a 1000 Batmen...with flamethrowers!
    3
  589. Uh...Angel Dust? ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  590. That would be fuckin' hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    3
  591. They'd be surprised. Put hands on me and you will pull back two stumps.
    3
  592. It certainly shows doesn't it?
    3
  593. I've noticed that also.
    3
  594. Her mother accidentally put a diaper on her face. ๐Ÿคก
    3
  595. โ€‹ย @mariebroyles6874ย  sloths are cute though.
    3
  596. Tyrus wrestles that British guy = Squash match!
    3
  597. I remember watching that Mortal Kombat cartoon with my grandma.
    3
  598. Thats how they are.
    3
  599. Same thing that we are all thinking and wanting to say?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  600. I'd be like. "Can't make it to the meet up. The sneakers...exploded. Yup they exploded. No sneakers here!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  601. They have moved far above the petty concerns of this wicked world.
    3
  602. Lucas hiding new Star Wars in his neck fat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  603. I remember a mini gold version of that thing being stolen out of a cave by Indiana Jones.
    3
  604. I hate to be this guy, but songs (like any other art) have meaning in mind of the beholder.
    3
  605. Glad that I left Memphis in 2008. There was nothing left for me there anymore.
    3
  606. Why do they always speak in that manner? Are they clones of each other?
    3
  607. They want to control.
    3
  608. That baby is deaf now!
    3
  609. โ€‹@darksuIf we kept the receipt maybe we could have even gotten a refund. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  610. I've known a few that there wouldn't be enough room on their forehead to fit their body count.
    3
  611. He's a philosopher and also a giant. You don't often see that combo plate.
    3
  612. Yosemite Sam slaps James' head. "Stop tweeting, ya dern galoot!!!
    3
  613. Sticking our grand children with the bills = Bear-Man-Pig from South Park. I'm totally cereal!
    3
  614. Lorne has gone soft. Where's the Lorne that made Janine Garofalo wait outside of his office for six hours?
    3
  615. They are not as uncommon as you think. There is one in the early 80s werewolf film, The Howling.
    3
  616. Yes! That's freaky!
    3
  617. You know that both of their dads are long gone.
    3
  618. He already tried that.
    3
  619. It's like accusing someone of witchcraft in 1600's Salem, MA. Once the they say say it = it sticks and there is no way to not get burned at the stake.
    3
  620. Unfortunately, not everyone has that luxury.
    3
  621. Rules 4 thee + not 4 he. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  622. It wasn't in there because Mattel sued Aqua over that song when it was new.
    3
  623. Cheese goes with her whine.
    3
  624. Why is Mr. Peasnut in hell?! All he ever did was give us delicious snacks!
    3
  625. Was the squirrel a mutant the size of Godzilla or something?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    3
  626. True story: Hathaway was in The New Jersey State Choir at the same time as when one of my sisters was in it.
    3
  627. One of us! One of us! ๐Ÿคฃ
    3
  628. She's not the best actress and never was. It's two other things that have kept her around and one is that she is eye candy.
    3
  629. Tiger Woods reaped what he sowed. She beat the golfing talent out of him! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  630. That's the point. They didn't.
    3
  631. I was sad that I had no hat... Until I met a man with no head... Then I laughed really hard!
    3
  632. Kids: Can't we just play in the sandbox?
    3
  633. They should have hired me for that caveman show. Wouldn't need makeup or anything.
    3
  634. I do.
    3
  635. Every time a Karen blasts a gasket an Angel gets a pair of wings.
    3
  636. Well...he had a bottle of mustard in the fridge. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  637. Well, they wouldn't come after him like this without some really strong evidence. Otherwise, they would be very embarrassed if they found nothing.
    3
  638. They took away her red Swingline stapler.
    3
  639. Aliens: Fuck those round Earthers! We only go down there when we need a new pair of jeans.
    3
  640. For when she wrestles professionally under a Lucha mask ya mean?
    3
  641. It's just another weapon that they can use against us.
    3
  642. "Smart and Talent" = in their defense, that bar for them is VERY low. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  643. We actually don't want to see her in anything.
    3
  644. How fiendishly clever!
    3
  645. You are correct, sir. Quite the opposite. There is nothing but open contempt for us now. But we fear not. For they are far too cowardly to actually try to take us out. That would be an amusing ten minutes...for us!
    3
  646. That guy is famously gay though.
    3
  647. I was a security and bouncer in my 20s. I can tell you that this shit seemed to never happen back then.
    3
  648. Stevie Wonder could see that. ๐Ÿ•ถ
    3
  649. He killed the shit out of that old lady in a slow and cruel manner. Not one person points that out!
    3
  650. I'm guess this will have what I call 'The Exorcist Effect' They say: This movie is dangerous! Everyone: I've got to see what this is all about! = $$$$$$$$
    3
  651. But everyone is smarter than them!
    3
  652. I say that every day! Are we related?!
    3
  653. If you want Charles Bronson now = going to need a shovel and flashlight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  654. Trevor Noah makes Dane Cook look like Sam Kinison: Oh Oooohhh!!!
    3
  655. We were talking about that just last week.
    3
  656. That makes you Black Loki and sheeet!
    3
  657. I have idea. Some of you aren't going to like it: Rap & Basketball schools. They'll never want to leave! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  658. If she's the best rap has now = rap is in trouble!
    3
  659. "Royalty"?! Wakanda isn't real, ya freakin' idiot! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  660. I saw it with my grandma.
    3
  661. She don't need no dwarves.
    3
  662. Nice tots. Too bad that they are bolted onto crazy.
    3
  663. Some never stopped. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  664. Because they are considered news instead of entertainment = kept the from getting cancelled up to this point.
    3
  665. My parents were blue colar also. They walked so we could fly. Myself and my siblings are only the 3rd generation born here.
    3
  666. If you were around them enough you'd expect it. Don't get locked up.
    3
  667. Heroine = you are not getting shit done, aside from getting more heroine.
    3
  668. The ones that don't contribute demand the most. Ever notice that?
    3
  669. Not in this world: bad = good Boy = girl Gay = straight Insanity = normal
    3
  670. Also, water is wet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  671. I noticed that also.
    3
  672. Then they'll just want another skeleton .
    3
  673. Most people don't want to believe the truth.
    3
  674. It would be like a NonElmSt. movie without Freddy Kruger!
    3
  675. Yeah. I too noticed that.
    3
  676. DS: I demand you delete tweets! Me: You are in no place demand Jack or shit and Jack just left town!
    3
  677. That's so 2000 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  678. That's coming soon and we all know that it is.
    3
  679. And before the movie Ass. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  680. Sounds like a bumper sticker.
    3
  681. What do they teach in place of those things, rapping, basketball, and crime? ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  682. Here's the thing: Jack can still do those baby cartoons. Pete Gas only has Tenacious D. If Jack distances himself from Gas quick enough then maybe that stink won't stick to him, and he can do the baby cartoons again. There is no loyalty when big $ is involved. But that's just my theory.
    3
  683. Remember in one of the two Antonio Banderas movies where he would bath with other dudes all day? Wasn't that gay enough?!!!
    3
  684. 0% proficient in math. 100% proficient in basketball! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    3
  685. One album is all the Sex Pistols needed.
    3
  686. Eating a mayonnaise sandwich.
    3
  687. That's every year! It's just more out there for everyone to see. ๐Ÿคก
    3
  688. No one cares what she says.
    3
  689. Then we'd be just like jolly old England, old chap! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  690. They'll never learn.
    3
  691. The Kool-aid joke is the one that made me a fan also.
    3
  692. Hopefully, we shall be able to bounce back to something near normalcy.
    3
  693. Instant bumper pizza! ๐Ÿคก
    3
  694. Mulany = It's weird how one of the greatest living stand up comedians could have been in such a bad show.
    3
  695. I'm old enough to remember Chris. He was so small and fragile they had him wrestle Persiple Pringle, who would later go to wwf and become Paul Barer.
    3
  696. Damn Oregon and their damned Karate skeletons!
    3
  697. Good luck finding them.
    3
  698. I'm usually against censorship of any kind. But if netflix won't dare mock anyone else's beliefs then don't mock my Lord. I take that very seriously. I'm not blaming you, Quarter. Big fan.
    3
  699. Better bring friends. I've been practicing martial arts for 30 years and I'm pretty good.
    3
  700. Indegogo
    3
  701. And a Monopoly on violent crime in every American city?
    3
  702. That's the only book that she's ever read.
    3
  703. If whitey was doing something = they show up the exact same day. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  704. Ill see your DAS RITE and raise you a Ain't no Thang but a Chicken Wing! SHEEEET!!!
    3
  705. That's just a mechanisms to cover extreme insecurity = Psychology 101
    3
  706. They turned movies from having any artistic merit to two hour commercials for their cheap plastic bullshit!
    3
  707. What's Q force?
    3
  708. That was the gayest gay movie that ever gayed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    3
  709. I have a theory on why Cobra Kai is so consistently good: Those characters could only be created by someone who understand that kind of life of disapline and honor. It's the only show left where I can see my own reflection.
    3
  710. After seeing that guy for 1/2 a second, I thought the exactly the same thing: Loafers + no socks + 2024 = all the evidence you need. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  711. Always want respect + never do anything to earn it.
    3
  712. And they were the same sjws that prevented her from playing a trans person.
    3
  713. This has slowly being implemented for some time now. It's just that they feel that they have permission to openly escalate their plans.
    3
  714. My second wife had that. Her face wasn't fucked up, but she was crazy. She wanted me to take out the garbage. I said that I would when The Simpsons was over. She beat the shit out of my Chevy Nova with a shovel! I loved that car! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    3
  715. Office on Peacock.
    3
  716. He is going to be running at the gals with his Jell-O pudding pop. Seriously though, I heard rumors of this during Rona.
    3
  717. I went to uni there. I'm not surprised. The campus was pretty much surrounded by the savages.
    3
  718. It is to you know who and we keep letting it happen.
    3
  719. They are too arrogant to think any other way. Always been that way.
    3
  720. That's the only thing that makes sense. Why else openly wipe their ass with a billion $ franchise?
    3
  721. I'd like to say no but.....๐Ÿ˜Š
    3
  722. And a "musical" (?) guest that raps, because that's all they have anymore.
    3
  723. Freddy Krueger: That guy is WAY out of control!
    3
  724. Someone asks: Who are her parents? I doubt even she know who her daddy be.
    3
  725. He's been spinning in his solid gold cryochamber for years now, because of how they fucked up his precious company.
    3
  726. The bear monster in that scooby doo/wrestlers movie = An actual real bear monster! ๐Ÿ˜จ
    3
  727. Yes it is.
    3
  728. I love Rick and Marty, man.
    3
  729. Ever notice that the ones that complain most about this country are the ones that get paid to play a game?!
    3
  730. He has seen it and he's not happy.
    3
  731. More like 99.9%
    3
  732. They are young. Life has been kind to them. They will learn. - Sweeney Todd
    3
  733. No one ever learns.
    3
  734. "Acting fat" = When the manager at the all you can eat buffet makes you leave. We've all been there, right?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  735. Not me.
    3
  736. Its a wig not a magic wand. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  737. I've noticed that they just flat out ignore red lights/stop signs.
    3
  738. If they were standing next to each other they'd look like the number 80.
    3
  739. The Song of the South thing: It must kill Disney to not copyright strike that on YouTube. They never saw a penny that they didn't covet with all their greedy hearts.
    3
  740. Agreed
    3
  741. True story: I got a gig on a set as an actor two Summers ago. They had a real gun that they "borrowed" from a relative. It seemed unsafe. I quit on the spot.
    3
  742. A lot less than there used to be? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  743. Lightfoot looks like she lives under a bridge and hassles any goats that walk over it. Also, looks like she terrorizes Danish Knights until Beowulf shows up.
    3
  744. Jamaican nurses. Not a stereotype. All of those places are at least 90% staffed with Jamaican nurses. It's a rough gig.
    3
  745. Even the courts won't hold them accountable.
    3
  746. Another red flag is that this movie was made by the same dopes that phucked up the Halloween franchise.
    3
  747. White = higher education is not wasted on us.
    3
  748. I knew it! When we saw that movie i said that she seemed just a little TOO obsessed with that other female hockey player! My friends are all like, "Shut up! You're crazy!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  749. Logic has no place here. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    3
  750. In his case = 1000% accurate
    3
  751. One way trip to the surface of the sun. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
    3
  752. Silicone Valley? I see what you did there.
    3
  753. Who else would they mooch off of? ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  754. Every neighborhood had their own real-life version of Stacy's Mom.
    3
  755. Im impressed that they were up at 0700 on a Sunday morning. Around here, they don't come out of a crack coma until noon.
    3
  756. Lady gaga is in it = So, we kind of are going to! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  757. Clever
    3
  758. BB is a smart guy. He knew exactly the minefield that he was prancing into.
    3
  759. Mars Blackman: Homie, it gotta be da shoes!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  760. Anton Levay's "church" in Cali = Hotel California. So you're on the right track for sure.
    3
  761. Me: I love Splash Mountain. Them: You're a bad person! Me: I don't know who you are and your opinion means less than nothing to me.
    3
  762. Instead of sitting at a table they should be gathered around a couldren like the first scene of Macbeth.
    3
  763. Solid theory.
    3
  764. I pointed that out and everyone yelled at me. ๐Ÿ˜”
    3
  765. 4. Eastern State Penn is like 45 minutes from here. That place is the real deal!
    3
  766. He will now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  767. Like saying "Dry water"! ๐Ÿคก
    3
  768. Has a big fat flabby frame. They keep rolling him into the ocean.
    3
  769. That's ok. They've never been too proud to take a handout from mighty whitey.
    3
  770. Colleges = the new inner city high schools! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  771. I was a mail man (briefly) in the late 80s. They wouldn't dare mess with us back then.
    3
  772. Then how else will they hold us hostage for free shit?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  773. That was a surprise. Legendary lumberjack Jeremy and his blue bull, Babe.
    3
  774. Most of CNN current viewers are elderly people that died with the TV on. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  775. They are man enough to go to kereoki night at the gay bar at the edge of the city. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  776. If he had a glass house =he'd sell it for 17 million. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  777. It's only a bad thing when it doesn't benefit their narrative. That scale never stops sliding.
    3
  778. "Plane ticket"?! Phuck that! Get a boat that we don't need anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  779. I didn't even think of that until now!
    3
  780. Looks like she is going to be retiring young from nursing, when that truck of money comes rolling on in.
    3
  781. Lacey tents and moo moos.
    3
  782. So be it. I'll save my time and money and go do something else.
    3
  783. Yeah, they have giant spider and sharks, but it's the censorship that really hurts.
    3
  784. They are man enough to hook up with other dudes, at that free-standing bathroom near the zoo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  785. They have replaced religion in their hearts with the false prophet of wokeness. This hath been foretold in Revelation.
    3
  786. And it never gets any better. We just give them more of everything, including excuses for the behavior that come naturally to them.
    3
  787. โ€‹ย @robocop3174ย unless you watch a lot of old shows/movies. That's what I do.
    3
  788. He's Harvey Dent. When he turned into Two-face the criminals that he put into jail became his personal army.
    3
  789. Drive-thru: Burger, fries, Dr. Pepper and chicken nuggets. Would you like a brutal mugging with that? ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  790. If the internet says: Breathing air is white supremacy. STILL gets likes and shares. You know why? They saw second half of that sentence first and their brain shuts off and goes on automatic pilot because. Everything = B Ray-sis!
    3
  791. Openly too!
    3
  792. Aside from the Country..."music"? ๐Ÿคฎ
    3
  793. Scott Adams is a prophet. He tells the truth.
    3
  794. Smith: i did this to anger you! Fans: You're a wanker, Silent Bob!!!
    3
  795. True dat. Still have the trampoline, but then a pool of sharks and then the judge sits behind that.
    3
  796. What do you expect?.Her previous gig was slinging booze. Not judging. I've been a booze slinger myself. But no one is voting for me either so.....
    3
  797. Last time we had good new comic characters = early to mid-90s: Deadpool, Spawn, Revamped Lobo, Harley Quinn, Doomsday etc.
    3
  798. Westerns were popular and then just dropped dead. Slasher films dominated the 80s. We seem to be at the end of the super hero boom. What do we move onto next?
    3
  799. Same and I'm nearly twice your age.
    3
  800. I've been saying that Ted is the villain for years!
    3
  801. I didn't know.
    3
  802. They didn't even have to cram into a giant wooden horse to sack the city.
    3
  803. Did you spend it all?
    3
  804. Trivia: The two guys that were confronting Kramer = The one on the right also played "Jambi" on Pe3-wwes Playhouse.
    3
  805. Work cuts into their phone time. If they don't stop looking at the phone to drive = why would they for anything else?
    3
  806. Most people are wearing kibble underwear. ๐Ÿ˜…
    3
  807. Then, they bury her in a piano crate. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    3
  808. Before taking on all cummers in Burning Man Port-a-John..
    3
  809. Both
    3
  810. I know, right?!
    3
  811. Chef didnt leave because of a stroke. He left because they mocked Sciencetology, and he was one.
    2
  812. Where is the best place to stock Capt. Marvel merch? In the dumpster! ๐Ÿคฃ
    2
  813. Lightfoot = heavy face! ๐Ÿคฎ
    2
  814. I'm not black, but I'm blacker than those two gals. Sheeeeet!
    2
  815. "It smells like ham in here!!!" - Peg Bundy
    2
  816. Because it spoke the truth? ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  817. For the longest time they only showed those dudes from a distances so you couldn't see that they whites.
    2
  818. Set design by Tim Burton.
    2
  819. I hope that they wouldn't put Mother Mary on a beer can. That would be blasphemous.
    2
  820. Comedy + limits = not comedy
    2
  821. Her Kung Fu is best!!!
    2
  822. She practices in the mirror, after she eats all of the ice cream.
    2
  823. โ€‹ย @robertjones2401ย  True. But her 200 cats will keep her good company. ๐Ÿˆ
    2
  824. Don't give them any ideas!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    2
  825. "To go to work"?!!!! Yeah, right!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  826. I know, right? It's delicious!
    2
  827. He did start out as a stupid kid doing standup in Canada at 14. Good eye.
    2
  828. As an 8ft. tall black chick, she will really stand out in The Gulag, comrade.
    2
  829. Unless you're a Sumo wrestler.
    2
  830. Remember the ghost 'Miner 49er'? He was stupid!!!
    2
  831. She could make an onion cry.
    2
  832. He needs a bodyguard. Not to protect him from people, but to protect people from him! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  833. When society collapses, these professors will be eaten first.
    2
  834. When I was a rookie, in Florida, I had a female partner. She was -0% help in all situations.
    2
  835. It's more than most of them would ever do.
    2
  836. Blacks that were already here: What the fuck, yo?! That free shit fo us!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  837. He's also proud of his Special Olympics medal.
    2
  838. Lisa episodes are the worst!
    2
  839. I'd like to believe that. He will most likely just be out there hurting others.
    2
  840. How did educating those neighborhoods work out? Minus well have tried to teach an octopus to drive a car.
    2
  841. Grandpa: Jean Luc, where is my automobile? Jean Luc: Automobile?!!!
    2
  842. Wouldn't it be funny if by the end of the video she has full Joker/Pennywise clown makeup on?
    2
  843. Wonder why.
    2
  844. Wait a tick! Isn't Greta a Jew?!
    2
  845. Could have been a coincidence, but it sure doesn't appear as such.
    2
  846. Old dudes are afraid because there's something to be afraid of. I hope he wasn't afraid that his grandson is an idiot = because it's true!!!!
    2
  847. Not even worth using as a drink coaster.
    2
  848. If they got socked more often they'd think twice about being assholes.
    2
  849. I said the same thing. Great minds think alike.
    2
  850. And because he was holding a sign in front of his own face = he never even saw it coming. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  851. KH: Im from the streets that are all clean and quiet and shit!
    2
  852. How many times have they failed with the F4 already?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  853. Funnier than Comedy Central now.
    2
  854. In 1999, when I just got out of school, had no loot, and I lived with other people in a house in a terrible neighborhood we had one bathroom. If I couldn't get in there I'd either: Piss in the utility sink in the basement, pee in the huge dead plant, if it was night I'd open my bedroom window and pee out into the backyard. I hope that I never have to live like that again.
    2
  855. The Centaur was my go-to in Golden Axe 2. She'd beat the baddies with raton staff and kick them with her hooves!
    2
  856. Florida is going to be like that fort in Mad Max 2 with all the barbarian warlord not being able to breech it's walls.
    2
  857. It looks as if it won't be back for very long.
    2
  858. Because it's 2023 and they're not white?
    2
  859. "The arts" = Rappin'!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  860. She's the Sheriff was on like 5pm on Saturday. How good did you want it to be?!
    2
  861. Joker's actual mum.
    2
  862. Not going to buy it but I really like the ultra-bright color pallet being used in the comic.
    2
  863. This is the world that they have always wanted. Where their (poor) behavior goes completely unchecked.
    2
  864. The Mayor from The Simpsons says, "She be trippin' yo!"
    2
  865. Yeah. But the politicians have drawn a line in the sand on this issue and regular Americans pay the price.
    2
  866. Bet his life on diversity and.....
    2
  867. Hollywood = Kindle wood ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    2
  868. What happenend to trying your best? Being your best? Now, its a race to the bottom. Everyone is crazy. Everyone is victimized. I had to go to therapy in secret from my family, friends, gf, my kids for years! I was ashamed.
    2
  869. Also the pizza lunch buffet. All you can eat! Scratchy plastic pitcher of soda and playing Ms. Pac-mac sitting down. When I was young and I handsome I picked up the waitress. She gave got head. She's the one that got all she could eat that day.
    2
  870. Hanna Gatsby was supposed to be funny?! I thought that she was trying to prove a math theorem.
    2
  871. Them:....and black people were the smartest..... Literally everyone else: Ok. Going to stop ya right there.
    2
  872. Perfection is a falicy. No one is perfect. No long relationship is perfect all of the time. Ted is a jerk. You'd think that a smart guy like him would know better.
    2
  873. Disney employee: Your grace? It hath come to our attention that someone under our thumb voted...Republican! Mickey Mouse: I knew that. I know ALL!!!!
    2
  874. How could a film that gay be considered "right wing"?!
    2
  875. Those cheater kilts. Would be hard to do a full pro wrestling match in a traditional one.
    2
  876. God is real.
    2
  877. Oakland is like Mad Max with blacks. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  878. Some great songs here. Rock's last real gasp before mostly dying.....
    2
  879. I've seen nearly all of these. Overall, not the worst movies by far.
    2
  880. Him: I wish that I was black! Us: Then you'd be bad with all that money that you have! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  881. I too enjoyed it.
    2
  882. Be more fun if dudes in actual Viking gear went out there and fought each other.
    2
  883. Is this not a reasonable place to park?
    2
  884. I grew up there. Wasn't like this in the late 70s, 80s, early 90s.
    2
  885. Well, when you think about it. When Henry had her head chopped off for being a pain in the ass makes a lot more sense if she was calling him a "jive ass turkey" and shit.
    2
  886. The Marine on the right = why are his hands spotlighted?
    2
  887. Waste of an education.
    2
  888. Only with Wesson oil and a shoe horn.
    2
  889. Christian baker: A dinger cake?! I'm not baking that!
    2
  890. There was this vhs called 'Banned from TV'. The train scene alone is worse than anything in Faces of Death.
    2
  891. You've got it on the list! No one talks about this one!!!
    2
  892. All of America hath suddenly become Atlanta!!!
    2
  893. He made that one lady shoot herself in the face. You know how perfectly he had to time that?!
    2
  894. I'm not "Aware of being white" because I'm intelligent and intelligent people don't base their personality on race.
    2
  895. Kennedy: Kneel and kiss Mickey's ring. Rosario: I will not! Kennedy: You want that spin-off show, don't you?!
    2
  896. Somebody gotta grow all those gorgeous flowers! Yee Haw!!!
    2
  897. Batman!
    2
  898. They should make a comedy spoof of the current administration with Jim B. as Hunter.
    2
  899. How the fuck should I know?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  900. It's proof that God does exist and has a sense of humor.
    2
  901. In the video for Land of Confusion by Genesis they did that joke but only with Reagan. It was all in good fun.
    2
  902. If he was it would have been a was different film.
    2
  903. He's at peace now.
    2
  904. 5 hour energy won't be far behind.
    2
  905. Yes. The water is from Flint Michigan, and the bread is from....SUBWAY! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  906. "Black" comedy = cultural appropriation! Hit the siren! Rrrreeeee!!!
    2
  907. What actually works out for me, because I REALLY look like a caveman.
    2
  908. I had the exact same theory! Great minds think alike.
    2
  909. I remember that first one.
    2
  910. Hire her or your game will be sleepin' with the fishes, capeech?
    2
  911. They don't believe in angels. They only believe in $$$$$$$.
    2
  912. ALL of them!
    2
  913. They got to him alright.
    2
  914. Carter wasn't a great president, but he's done a lot of great work with Habitat for Humanity in his decades out of office.
    2
  915. "Wah! Fox News is poopy! Wah!!!" What happened to all of the adults? ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  916. There are only so many car washes in any given city. ๐Ÿคก
    2
  917. You ever have an old black lady's mac & cheese?! It's heaven!
    2
  918. PTSD = Death sentence?! Well I'm phucked!
    2
  919. โ€‹ย @alabamaman1372ย weed?!๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  920. If someone in my family pulled something like this we would be lining up to beat her ass.
    2
  921. Way ahead of ya.
    2
  922. If you like to eat = Italy is the place for you. They won't let you not eat. ๐Ÿ•
    2
  923. And my parents were disappointed just because I lost my scholarship. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  924. That's why everyone was so damn surprised.
    2
  925. 100 years ago, there were a lot of Sicilians in the Detroit area. That's where my great, great grandparents went, right after they got here.
    2
  926. He took that shot like a man, never stopped smiling and kept talking.
    2
  927. Little Talks really gets me now, after both my parents have died. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    2
  928. That's just part of their plan.
    2
  929. We believe that, they don't.
    2
  930. She's one of four chics in every movie. The other three are: Mia Goth, Taylor Compton Joy, Florence Pew.
    2
  931. Nope. That's just what they believe. Never relevant.
    2
  932. In this clip, notice who owns the stores: Spanish guy and Koreans. Then, notice who ruined those businesses.
    2
  933. I'm surprised he won, considering most people (even whites) think just like this panel of cackling dopes.
    2
  934. Soccer?
    2
  935. Remember when cereal boxes had good prizes? Like a little monster action figure or something like that?
    2
  936. Or Sumo, which is a fat samauri without a sword.
    2
  937. The Joker: That guy is WAY out of control!!!
    2
  938. True. I hated Lutz. Everyone hated Lutz. They just kept him around to shit on. He deserved no better.
    2
  939. Academy: We've come for your Oscar, Will. Will does not slap them. He whips out his Black Card. Not a credit card. The excuse to get away with anything because he's black. Academy leaves.
    2
  940. From what you said, Canada truly has finally turned into United States 2.0.
    2
  941. He was even too weird for a place where everyone does magic.
    2
  942. Dredd: I am the law!!!!!
    2
  943. I get that one!
    2
  944. Clever
    2
  945. They don't follow the same rules that they attempt to force upon everyone else.
    2
  946. You think that they would at least have a middle shell company for plausible deniability. He did used to be a lawyer, right?
    2
  947. Why is EVERY cartoon now drawn in either the Thundercats roar style OR the Bob's Burgers style?! Either way cartoons suck now..
    2
  948. Serious question: What if that person only shared deep secret with you when they were really drunk? Does it count?
    2
  949. Also, the only one without a county jail. And, until relatively recently, the only state without a national park.
    2
  950. It's ok when they do it to us. Double standards.
    2
  951. I used to live in that part of Massachutes. Things seemed to have....changed I want to say?
    2
  952. That lady reporter would not only let them steal her bike but also let them run a train on her.
    2
  953. In their defense, whilst they busy doing that they weren't do other crimes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  954. Yikes!
    2
  955. Middle Erff
    2
  956. SJW: I hate my parents! Me: The same parents that paid for your (worthless) liberal arts degree?!
    2
  957. Original character actor: No Hollywood: Here's money! OCA: OK.
    2
  958. Her next project is to change Twister because it excludes the color blind. All grey circles!
    2
  959. Jimble Kimble
    2
  960. You Know Who: Yo, yo, yo. Read dat verdict so we can riot and shit. Yo, yo, yo.
    2
  961. Not all of us did.
    2
  962. That's why Howard Stern loves it so much.
    2
  963. That's funny!
    2
  964. Dark Helmet: She bent the knee at ludacris speed!!!
    2
  965. I can dance better than her and im 300lbs. with several football injuries.
    2
  966. Believe me, real nuns are much scarier and tougher than those clowns.
    2
  967. Give an inch and they take everything.
    2
  968. I noticed that also.
    2
  969. Maybe he should do a comic about grifting the NFL and Nike out of millions.
    2
  970. New Ben & Jerry's flavor: "City Where We Live" It's just Vanilla and marshmallows.
    2
  971. End of MAD = like the harbinger of death.
    2
  972. I wish that zombies were real, so that he could rise from the grave and squeeze her head until her eyes pop out.
    2
  973. Has an apology ever helped in even one of these situations?
    2
  974. He travel the way that Tarzan did = From one tree to another. ๐Ÿคก
    2
  975. Any old dude would. And dudes that age are no stranger to firearms. Different world they grew up in.
    2
  976. Also, had to be a Jew. That hasn't changed. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    2
  977. You were ahead of the curve. Good show!
    2
  978. Is there anything that they don't try to ruin?!
    2
  979. No. It's apparently ok when they take stuff from us.
    2
  980. Pepperidge Farms remembers Buzzfeed.
    2
  981. Because anything they don't want to hear is automatically equated to taking a dumb in their grandma's open casket. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  982. Hooters is going to have to have a sideline bench!๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  983. To be fair, she won a Sumo wrestling tournament to become...uh...."President of Earth"?
    2
  984. The mouse who shalt not be named wants FOX to look weak without their input. Foxs XMen must die so the mouse's version of them shall be born.
    2
  985. I was fired because of being white. More specifically for not being black. I didn't get shit. No one wants to even believe it. Like I made it up?! Don't ever let yourself be put into that position. Same will happen to you.
    2
  986. Gummo was sick.
    2
  987. They treat it like it's the worst thing anyone can do ever.
    2
  988. Good one.
    2
  989. I speak German. You mean I could have watched Cruella suck in my native language? Dat es goot, jah!
    2
  990. If da store close den how wes goin' to go steal free sheeet?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  991. Elon's current haircut is actually called "Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element".
    2
  992. A society that wont protect it's women and children is no society at all.
    2
  993. If that turned out to be the joke = It would be freakin' hilarious, even though South Park did it already.
    2
  994. "A little messy" = Alfred tells her NOT to flush her tampons, but she STILL does it!
    2
  995. Or, on the other side of things, a government that says that they are special little museum unicorn that can do no wrong and are owed everything for free.
    2
  996. I'm sad that she has to live around such animals.
    2
  997. If we want to create a safe, clean, thriving parts of the city away from them = not their phucking business anyhow. Fail without us.
    2
  998. Chun-Li: I'm al-ight!!!
    2
  999. My second wife was not white. We had a few kids. She was a pain in the ass. Even in death, my kids would dare not to disrespect me in such a manner.
    2
  1000. <So white I'm clear. You can see right through me like glass!
    2
  1001. Art + political agenda = Propaganda
    2
  1002. Good catch.
    2
  1003. Also, with that name, she becomes an all but unknown Batman villain. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1004. Jewish national anthem = Pennies hitting a sidewalk. ๐Ÿคก
    2
  1005. Shame. Because it is a great city with great history and charcter.
    2
  1006. Damn! You said almost the exactly same thing! Spooky! Great minds = think alike.
    2
  1007. That would be nice. How about when they are all driving whilst wearing earphones and texting?
    2
  1008. 1984 = nearly 40 years behind schedule. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1009. No surprises there.
    2
  1010. They used to say that Idiocracy became a documentary. I was watching that new Mad Max movie and thinking that's where we're actually headed as a society.
    2
  1011. The white guy all the way to the left in that photo = wearing his Harry Potter school scarf! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1012. Phantasm would be good: Diverse enemies, car chases, shootin'.
    2
  1013. Wait a tick..."A Pelaton Bike?! New car?" I'm twice his age and can't afford either of those things!
    2
  1014. 355 = that's how much it made at the local theater $3.55
    2
  1015. I remember Aftermash.
    2
  1016. Same here.
    2
  1017. (Insert obvious joke here)
    2
  1018. Especially in a school environment. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1019. Is anyone surprised? Like giving metally challenged toddler a box of hand grenades! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1020. Yes. Quite sad. Glad not to be part of that nightmare.
    2
  1021. Her: Trump has stolen my family from me! Us: No. You believe that he has. He's WAY too busy for that.
    2
  1022. That bud dwyer footage is easily found, but do NOT look it up if you value your sanity and sleep!!!
    2
  1023. You just saved me like $30. Thank you.
    2
  1024. Jimble Kimble brought this on himself.
    2
  1025. Don't got chasing waterfalls, Seth and Sarah. Stick to the lakes that you are used to.
    2
  1026. He speaks truth and everyone gets angry.
    2
  1027. It's open season on whitey. But only as long as whitey is willing to do nothing.
    2
  1028. There was even Christmas commercial where he was buying a tree with his boyfriend.
    2
  1029. Perkins were also on the east coast.
    2
  1030. Yo, yo, yo!
    2
  1031. Upside!!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1032. I'm sure that happened to her quite often.
    2
  1033. Needs a hundred Batmans to even make a dent. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1034. Them: We don't want fans like you. Me: Fans like me are the only fans that you had left. Now you shall have none.
    2
  1035. Anyone surprised?
    2
  1036. What was actually being said = "Niiii....ce serve!!!" But that's not what they heard.
    2
  1037. That one-eye trash monster in the compactor bit her...the monster got sick and died!
    2
  1038. Newark, Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    2
  1039. Unfortunately, nothing can be non-political now. It's some sick sad shit!
    2
  1040. On IMDB: They retroactively changed the name on ALL her old movies.
    2
  1041. Vengeance is all they've ever wanted. That and no repercussions for their poor behavior.
    2
  1042. It true, hanging Peter.
    2
  1043. Bob's Burgers isn't funny. They just yell over each other the whole time!
    2
  1044. Feige loves Spider-man. However Spider-man knows that Feige is a walking sack of crap! ๐Ÿ’ฉ
    2
  1045. Her eyes even got bigger when cornered. ๐Ÿ‘€
    2
  1046. Going Amish? Proud of you. I should try that.
    2
  1047. Current day California is like live-action Gotham City.
    2
  1048. Is that why I can't find jack shit to watch on here anymore?
    2
  1049. True. I fear that it will bite us in the ass sooner or later.
    2
  1050. Popeyes chicken sandwich = Actually designed by The Joker. "What a tweest!!!" - M. Night Shama Llama
    2
  1051. What's the common denominator?
    2
  1052. I was just driving around, enjoying the Autumn air. Because i know that it a few months that there will be curfews for whitey. ๐Ÿ˜Š
    2
  1053. She should focus on terrible music.
    2
  1054. As she runs from cops she yells, "GTA 6, bitches!!!! World Star Hip-hop, yo!!!"
    2
  1055. I hope that I'm dead before everyone allows that to happen. Everyone will too!
    2
  1056. Same story here.
    2
  1057. Ya got that right, lad!
    2
  1058. She's a hoser and she can take off, eh.
    2
  1059. She's moved on to mainstream success. Good for her.
    2
  1060. @CG Agreed. But they come here to get the good Halloween candy. We got a typhoon of candy bar wrappers and other crap well into the next year. Because that's what they do to their own neighborhoods.
    2
  1061. This has got to be the absolute worst part of being famous. Also, strangers running up to you and getting in your face. Not worth it. I would "Screw off!" Then, they'd say im mean and crazy. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    2
  1062. I'm only happy about MacGruber to see Ryan Phillipe get some work. He grew up in the next town over.
    2
  1063. Her: Hello. 911?! A monkey is killing my friend!!! 911: Damn Jerky Boy Crank Yankers!
    2
  1064. Even if he wasn't guilty, he made himself look guilty in those te t messages. That's all they need. Now, he's not a rich and famous actor. He's just another regular dude like you or I.
    2
  1065. Ain't no thang butta chicken wing. Sheeeeeet.
    2
  1066. I find that odd also. That's not the type of black dude that you normally have to watch your back around.
    2
  1067. "Check out da coils I made for Frankenstein movies and shit!"
    2
  1068. No one is the bad guy in their own story.
    2
  1069. I recently broke a record. Left one of my Sinatras on vinyl on the bed and accidentally sat on it. Now I'm very sad.
    2
  1070. True story: I was once at a punk show and watched EW get wiped out in a mosh pit. His bodyguard had to carry him out, but not before I yelled, "Down Goes Frodo!!!"
    2
  1071. She could have played Grandma in that Munsters reboot.
    2
  1072. Thank you, dude. I know that was hard for you. Was hard for us too. But it was good.
    2
  1073. Minus well use the pony express again. Trivia: The pony express lasted less than two years, because the riders carried cash and so they were a tasty target for bandits.
    2
  1074. They can't prove that the mace guy is the Italian guy..
    2
  1075. If the homeless destroy each other = oh well.
    2
  1076. "Ludacris speed", says you?! We've gone plad!
    2
  1077. Because we Irish were able to improve our situation with brain and worth ethic.
    2
  1078. We got OJ when he inevitably fucked up again.
    2
  1079. U r far from alone there, friendo.
    2
  1080. He better clap or he's gone.
    2
  1081. And a manger is a shit shield for any of a million things that can go wrong serving food to the the public. Its not a cake gig. I'd say that pay is too low.
    2
  1082. Homer Simpson: D'oh!!!
    2
  1083. So does every employee at Starbucks. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1084. Scuba diver: I don't want to be called racist. Guess I will just run out of air and die then....
    2
  1085. He looked a lot order than 52.
    2
  1086. What else is there to watch?! Regular tv/cable is a sewer. At least in streaming there is a choice.
    2
  1087. Hey! We're not supposed to notice that they're always at the top of everything! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1088. That add is gayer than a man in tube top = because it's TOO gay! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1089. Yo black Vikings yo.
    2
  1090. "White advantage" = its called intelligence.
    2
  1091. Censorship used to be a dirty word in America.
    2
  1092. That was before Bon Jovi blew up nationally/internationally.
    2
  1093. The priests were taking no chances by using ALL the tropes on those vampires.
    2
  1094. Dave is pointing out that the Empire hath no clothes...but does have a rainbow g-string.
    2
  1095. They obviously fed her after midnight.
    2
  1096. Charles doesn't drink been beer. He drinks a gallon of chocolate milk every hour, whilst he eats a lobster and a whole turkey. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1097. Even the Cubans be like: "It's a lot nicer here now!!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1098. David Hasselhoff has more albums than Guns and Roses. Let that sink in.
    2
  1099. Or Savage World. I have a bunch of those and they are awesome!?
    2
  1100. Same.
    2
  1101. Hispanics are leaning in a second language. Give them one generation and we all know who will be at the bottom....again!๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1102. Eastern European accent: But is not office staff equal to creative under socialism, comrade?
    2
  1103. Target = Changing their freakin' name! ๐Ÿคฃ
    2
  1104. Tiny handcuffs
    2
  1105. When you put it that way, I hope that they actually fall for it.
    2
  1106. I like her 1950s librarian glasses though.
    2
  1107. KK shows up and was disappointed that it was a roast for the one white football player. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1108. They wouldn't dare.
    2
  1109. How many blacks they even have over there in France anyhow?
    2
  1110. I was just thinking about this on my way home: Think anything is going to happen on Mon. in the cities? I know that they don't normally need an excuse but....
    2
  1111. What a tweeeest!
    2
  1112. They all look alike to me.
    2
  1113. Peter Dinklage is now the dwarf police. Someone kick him up through the goal post and tell him to shut the phuck up. No more GoT = he's just another short guy...again!
    2
  1114. Their coffee will make you as woke in the morning as they are all the time.
    2
  1115. Because they suck at math too. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1116. They already did that in pt 2. One of the weaker links in that franchise, may Inadd?
    2
  1117. Her: I'm into Asian men. Him with no accent: Interesting.
    2
  1118. 99% of today's young "men" are practically women anyway.
    2
  1119. Wakalifornia forever.
    2
  1120. If Elvis did fake his own death he may have died of natural causes by now. Otherwise, he'd be close to 90.
    2
  1121. What sane man wouldn't run, screaming through a brick wall to get away from her?!
    2
  1122. "Well dressed white man." Bullshit! Liar! Even it this situation you protect them. They deserve this and worse.
    2
  1123. I hope it does offend them. I hope it makes them froggy enough to jump at us. Then, the fun begins. We want meat to eat.๐Ÿ– We want blood to drink. ๐Ÿฅค
    2
  1124. When you call what's normal "toxic masculinity" = no soldiers to defend your country.
    2
  1125. And they wouldn't do half as good of a job.
    2
  1126. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? If the Jezebel makes a joke and nobody laughs is anyone surprised?
    2
  1127. Like all their dads didn't leave?
    2
  1128. Residents of NYC, they ant you unarmed/vulnerable.
    2
  1129. Karma is female. She is married to a dude named "Car Moe". โ˜บ
    2
  1130. The 2021 equivalent of a book burning.
    2
  1131. She assassinated 8 boxes of Twinkies a day. ๐Ÿคก
    2
  1132. You will see a lot of this going forward.
    2
  1133. "Dumdum need gum gum!" -Statue in Night at the Museum
    2
  1134. Seems to be par for the course these days.
    2
  1135. I noticed that too. Was waiting for George Washington Carver to show up and save the day. Great minds think alike.
    2
  1136. Some people are there trying to see if there are any good action figures at Target and then im in a video. Are music videos even a thing anymore?!
    2
  1137. ย @oljimeagleย  They should go over there. It would be....hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    2
  1138. Sheeeeeet!!!!
    2
  1139. Same.
    2
  1140. Proof = How does she tie her shoe laces? In little knotts-zis.
    2
  1141. Truth
    2
  1142. Paid for her worthless degree.
    2
  1143. Too busy smokin' dat crack.
    2
  1144. That what Mork said?
    2
  1145. Oh, that is Nike-irony! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1146. The View = audience is 100% elderly shut-ins.
    2
  1147. My ex gf couldn't pass the firefighter test. She could easily do every part, aside from running with the ladder and she was far from weak.
    2
  1148. The Punisher
    2
  1149. Green Day are in a junkyard because they've always been garbage punk. Its punk for your little sister.
    2
  1150. Worst cartoon of the 90s > "best" cartoon now
    2
  1151. 9. I didnt know anyone that didnt have that Rocky 4 soundtrack on tape. But i did grow up in South Philly. Rocky is like Superman there!
    2
  1152. I got one: They replaced Valerie Harper with Sandy Duncan on The Hogan Family. I wasnt buying it.
    2
  1153. Hyenas
    2
  1154. Agreed
    2
  1155. I know.
    2
  1156. They wouldn't make it.
    2
  1157. ย @debbiekitchen6287ย  I hear you.
    2
  1158. Alice also has an awesome soundtrack.
    2
  1159. As someone who knows martial arts, if someone says "I know ka-rotty!" I know that they don't and if you did they wouldn't have to tell me. You show them at the vey last minute, but only if all other options have been exhausted.
    2
  1160. I remember Nightmare Before Christmas being in theaters less than a month. But the songs were good.
    2
  1161. And any dope can go now. Used to not be a guarantee.
    2
  1162. I know.
    2
  1163. You need a church-going man.
    2
  1164. Rosanne Barr was cancelled twice. Lest we forget the National Anthem in the early 80s thing?
    2
  1165. You don't want anything bad to happen to her and those like her = Then you are way better than they because I'm sure they dont feel the same.
    2
  1166. Spinning the rack looking for the keychain with my name on it. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1167. Also, took away his bottles of 40 and his menthol smokes.
    2
  1168. When trains were new and slow enough for bandits to stop and rob, i believe that crime fell to The Pinkertons. Pinkertons were the very first version of the FBI.
    2
  1169. Its larceny AND attempted murder!
    2
  1170. Happy Birthday, Tyrus!
    2
  1171. NOT IT!!!! ๐Ÿคฎ
    2
  1172. I heard that Supemxn is going to be super black in that one.
    2
  1173. Might I add, NO fat chicks! - Homer Simpson
    2
  1174. Without those white parents we would be talking about him right now, because he wouldn't have had the opportunities he had. That's gratitude for ya.
    2
  1175. Yet
    2
  1176. That will never happen. Rich, famous, powerful = different rules.
    2
  1177. Wild Wild West = video had a trick that every magician does and blew everyone's mind for like 5 minutes.
    2
  1178. When I went to school the student were in no place to make demands.
    2
  1179. They can't throw a baseball and they think that they can overthrow a government? ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1180. Them: We ain't payin' deez bills! Her: Ssshhheeeetttt!!!
    2
  1181. Air + water = racists because they are not black. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1182. 1950: Social...media?
    2
  1183. More like his head is rolling around in a freezer.
    2
  1184. You think that Skidmore Missouri is bad? You should see Skidless Missouri!
    2
  1185. 2021 = Suck at something? Yell "Ray-sis" at it and it magically goes away...
    2
  1186. I noticed that also.
    2
  1187. Same here. Because my dad whipped my ass as a kid is the reason why I'm the perfect adult.
    2
  1188. Nor shall I.
    2
  1189. Miyagi did have a kid. That kid died in a Japanese interment camp, whilst Miyagi was away fighting in WW2. This is established in the first film and not revisited.
    2
  1190. This is just the beginning. If you know anything about The French Revolution, they let all of the criminals out of The Bastille.
    2
  1191. I was thinking something similar: No one wins here....aside from her parents. They dodged a nightmare!
    2
  1192. But the dwarves are miners. They actually have a job. If they were black...
    2
  1193. We are the boogeyman, who they blame when they (inevitably) fail.
    2
  1194. The one goal they = they kicked the ball into their own goal, because they were laughing so hard at the other..."team"? ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1195. Mixed politics marriage = because that's not even close to the most important thing in our lives.
    2
  1196. They can rage all they want. That's what they do when they are powerless to stop what they don't like.
    2
  1197. Being an idiot?
    2
  1198. You heard that too?! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    2
  1199. They are going to throw boomrangs at him. I used to throw boomrangs every day. You're lucky if they come half the way back to you.
    2
  1200. Old dudes dont fuck around. Life in prison doesn't scare them.
    2
  1201. She has a kid?!!!
    2
  1202. None
    2
  1203. YES!!!!
    2
  1204. The tribe = at it again.
    2
  1205. They are trying to make the middle-class extinct. They have been working on it for awhile now.
    2
  1206. A black man says to God: Do you be black or do you be white? God said: I am what I am. Black man: That doesn't answer my question. God: Yes it does. If I was black I would have said "I is what I is."
    2
  1207. That's attempted murder!
    2
  1208. 2XL?! If I wear 3XL = Tyrus must wear at least 5XL.
    2
  1209. Also books. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1210. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
    2
  1211. Every actor thinks that they can director. 99.9% can't.
    2
  1212. She can't read.
    2
  1213. Dwight Shrute
    2
  1214. That is playing the long game alright.
    2
  1215. She wouldn't do that. The strong never kneel before the weak.
    2
  1216. If her dad killed baby seal and puppies = didn't deserve to be shit on like that.
    2
  1217. You know what movie that lady really hates now? Face/off.
    2
  1218. When he gets going = no one alive is funnier!
    2
  1219. He buys a mansion. Then, an old white man accidentally comes to his front door. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1220. I know, right?! They fixed his teeth and everything!
    2
  1221. Ironically, most likely an atheist.
    2
  1222. Same here.
    2
  1223. Ghetto of Solitude = Atlanta
    2
  1224. "Look at me. I captain now."
    2
  1225. Joy's part cut. She was going to play "Grosspool". ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1226. Batman's newest villain: The Burning Black Bum! Wow!๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1227. Like I'm going to stop eating cookies for breakfast at this point?!
    2
  1228. Get the net!
    2
  1229. I tried to do it when I was young and dumb and handsome. Some idiot blasted me in the head with a chair (not folded) when I was not looking and I heard a sympathy of bells for half a week. But I went in already an athlete: I played football, baseball and other shit.
    2
  1230. Them: Change your art or else. Artist: Or else what? Them: Or else we Rrreeeee!!!
    2
  1231. You know what? I was thinking about going back to my hometown of Boston for a visit next year. If this is what Boston has turned into, phuck y'all im going to Florida!
    2
  1232. Or is his head rolling around in a freezer under The Haunted Mansion at Disney World?
    2
  1233. He couldn't get a basketball scholarship?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1234. Last time i went to nyc, last year, there was a homeless dude with his junk hanging out holes in his pants trying to hassle us. I got between him and my family and told him to get the stepping. I know that not everyone is as big and scary as I though.
    2
  1235. Even Robocop needed sleep.
    2
  1236. If Lucas wanted to make SW fans happy he'd find a way to die faster! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1237. Segal once got choked out by Judo Joe Labell. Labell trained many fighters that you've definitely heard of, including Rowdy Roddy Piper.
    2
  1238. Rub a dub dub....
    2
  1239. Don't threaten us by leaving when your music sucks. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1240. Not like they learn anything. Can't rap + Can't play basketball = They be fucked!
    2
  1241. It's like when the French ran out of royals and started to put each other in the guillotine.
    2
  1242. Oh, we know.
    2
  1243. Pittsburgh. Couple hours and worlds apart. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1244. It's a long trip off of a short pier. I hate to say it but she important enough to warrant an imposter.
    2
  1245. Paul Moony = underrated voice in comedy.
    2
  1246. ....if you appreciate rap, basketball and crime. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1247. Shang Chi = The version of 'Crazy Rich Asians' that we really wanted.
    2
  1248. "Do what Seagal does best." Eat?๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1249. Tom Brady could have played a guy from Sweden.
    2
  1250. I can't fault BB for treading lightly. He is on the inside looking out at all of this.
    2
  1251. Tomorrow is Tuesday! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    2
  1252. Twitter is upset? Twitter isn't a real place.
    2
  1253. I think that is long overdue.
    2
  1254. Not to give crazy any ideas, but how long before a lady puts a bunch of pins in one of those?!๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ข
    2
  1255. Marvel + DC = $5 for 23 pages of bullshit that doesn't go anywhere? No thanks!
    2
  1256. Maximilian from Black Hole!
    2
  1257. Harlan was in my favorite comedy movie of all times, Half Baked.
    2
  1258. "Sneakers and 40s for ALL!!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1259. In a world full of clown = mandatory makeup and face paint. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1260. Dont be so hard on yourself, homes. Dude, it happens.
    2
  1261. I'm old enough to remember Kennedy from MTV.
    2
  1262. Very clever! Im using that one.
    2
  1263. Isn't that always their way?
    2
  1264. โ€‹ย @johncorrall1739ย  it would be easier to teach a fish how to drive a car than to educate these dumb asses.
    2
  1265. I don't want to say that they are asking for a handout, but they are posing like an Egyptian painting in a pyramid. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1266. Girl from Euphoria takes her top off...puts a Spider-man shirt on. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1267. Mine would toss a frying pan with the accurate percission of John Wick with any weapon and knock my ass out!
    2
  1268. They just can't help thrmselves can they?
    2
  1269. He's on vacation with Forest Gump's dad.
    2
  1270. Have fun kneeling during The National Anthem with one knee. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1271. Loaded her into a car and took her to jail = they had to make two trips! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1272. Remember what they tried to do to Bart Simpson! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    2
  1273. Pretty women make a us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer. A fake woman made Kid Rock attack beer. - Al Bundy (probably)
    2
  1274. He is above Australian law. He's not Australian!
    2
  1275. I don't see her being cancelled. Rules are for us and not for them.
    2
  1276. I did that police test, less than a year after I broke my neck.
    2
  1277. He's sorry...that he got caught! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1278. You know why.
    2
  1279. We know.
    2
  1280. The half breeds are always the worst. They have our intelligence, but it is corrupted by their much lesser part.
    2
  1281. I'm drunk right now! It's kinda great.
    2
  1282. Metal!!!!!
    2
  1283. But if they did it would be fancy Swedish bread. ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1284. They had the hat with the tussle. What more proof do you need?! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    2
  1285. Was it invented at the screen door factory that The Simpsons talked about?
    2
  1286. If EM was just a regular guy = he'd be in prison.
    2
  1287. Then, Iron Sheik whacks him in the back of the head with a metal chair.
    2
  1288. "Paramount Plus"?! More like Paramount Suck!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1289. Know that you are not alone feeling that way. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    2
  1290. Weird thing about Camden: They have a really nice aquarium with sharks and a permanent hippo exhibit. I know, right?!
    2
  1291. 100% of the problems.
    2
  1292. He's still torturing an Asian.
    2
  1293. They are unemployible!
    2
  1294. He'll be beating them off with both hands.
    2
  1295. "Pixar movies are depessing..." Thank you! It's so true. Not a spoiler: The ending is NOT a sobbing downer, like most of their stuff.
    2
  1296. Birds of Prey becomes an itty bitty titty committee.
    2
  1297. That grease pole story is SO gay! Therefore, current Disney would love to get in on that!
    2
  1298. They busted his butt buddy Stern for the same thing.
    2
  1299. Imagine the thought process here = Them: The police are bad. Us: You don't have to buy the comic, but we want it. Them: No! You can't have it either!
    2
  1300. Different rules for billionaires.
    2
  1301. I blame us whities.๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1302. They let Hannibal Lecter out and asked him nicely not to eat any people.
    2
  1303. When it is implied that public insanity is just fine, you get this and SO much more!
    2
  1304. We should already be dreading it.
    2
  1305. Apparently, the law can read minds now. Like that Tome Cruiz movie.
    2
  1306. They were clapping for the beginning of their end. Way to go!
    2
  1307. She'll always be Sheena to me.
    2
  1308. They didn't have that Heisenburg plot armor to keep them from being murdered.
    2
  1309. Hasnt Baltimore been doing that since the 60s?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1310. It sure seems that way. Maybe they have sort of corporate insurance attached to it if it becomes unprofitable.
    2
  1311. Remember, kids, when you watch the 2023 Grammies be sure to be wearing your Silver Shamrock Halloween mask. They come in: Skeleton, Witch, Pumpkin and Sam Smith.
    2
  1312. Burn Twitter down!
    2
  1313. ๐Ÿ˜จ
    2
  1314. 1930s: Studios protected their actors so the general public didn't realize that they were stupid and crazy. 2020s: Internet bypasses any doubt that you may have.
    2
  1315. I bought a lamp with Robin Williams in it!
    2
  1316. I noticed that also.
    2
  1317. If she's pretty AND blonde = She will try to kill you...more than once!!!
    2
  1318. When I was in school, we did a spoof Jackie Chan movie as a project. Wish I still had the footage.
    2
  1319. That's news to me! They really told on themselves right there! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1320. Earth becomes one big Camden, NJ.
    2
  1321. Clever
    2
  1322. Dick flavored Doritos?!!!
    2
  1323. It did indeed sound made up. "...and then Superman and Spider-man swooped in and saved the whole family!" ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1324. 12. That was before Black Celebration when DM became less pop and more goth.
    2
  1325. Ok, it was on Black Celebration. My mistake. They do have like 25 albums spread over 4+ decades.
    2
  1326. Remember when Ric Flair would get his Figure Four reversed and it would torque his own ankle? That's what that baby did to her.
    2
  1327. "Hello? Florida police? I'd like to report weak head game."
    2
  1328. There was a time when not everyone didn't got to go. It was a reward for athletics, talent or intelligence. Now, it's the 13-16th grade.
    2
  1329. I would have waited for them to finish and then handed them applications. They need a real job.
    2
  1330. I have a theory: If society doesn't completely collapse = private security (for those who can afford it) is going to be a lucrative business.
    2
  1331. Goofy runs in to break up the fight. Goofy gets his ass kicked, like he is Larry from the Three Stooges.
    2
  1332. He will definitely be running for prez in two years.
    2
  1333. Give them an inch, and they take a million miles.
    2
  1334. In The Batman cartoon (2006) he was a Kung Fu master and had twon Geisha girls as bodyguards.
    2
  1335. I agree. They can't. Never could.
    2
  1336. Diversity to them = When they take over something and ruin it: NFL, NBA, Current music and more is "diverse" enough for them.
    2
  1337. I'm surprised....that it wasn't 100%!
    2
  1338. She got batteries at the dollar store down the street. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    2
  1339. A mere one year away.
    2
  1340. Tree fiddy!!!!
    2
  1341. The most recent version was on the Justice League cartoon. He was a kid from a reservation. He didn't turn into a giant. He fall asleep and a giant yellow energy formed around him. So, they phucked it up. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    2
  1342. Franken Fetterman: Trump...bad! Climate change...bad! Fire...bad! Smoke...good!
    2
  1343. Good one.
    2
  1344. Truth. Even though that there is exact NO compatibility between the two trials!
    2
  1345. Its just a useful shield for sociopaths.
    2
  1346. Why bother? They would just pull the same types of leaders out of the same toxic sewer. You know what I mean?
    2
  1347. You think that bullshit happens in high school and it's behind you. Then, you go work at Google....
    2
  1348. I always see them at the craft stores when I'm getting my molding clay.
    2
  1349. Get a handout is what they do best.
    2
  1350. There will be a lot of dropped grenades.
    2
  1351. Who would read that shit?
    2
  1352. Unless he played basketball for the NBA, I find that suspicious.
    2
  1353. That's what they look like?! I'm blacker than they are!!!
    2
  1354. The Joker: You get what you deserve!
    2
  1355. This was the plan all along. Stevie Wonder could see it!
    2
  1356. SotS is in a vault within the Disney vault.
    2
  1357. Yeah, also that.
    2
  1358. I was very sad when Sam Kinisin died, like I had lost a relative or something. To quote the man himself "Ya got off light!!!"
    2
  1359. Her: Gloves off! Us::Well, we know those are not work gloves. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1360. And that was LONG before most of this lopsided nonsense.
    2
  1361. Yeah they did! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1362. Same
    2
  1363. Notice that newest of these films was released, I believe, 8 years ago? Unfortunately, edge cinema is dead...for now.
    2
  1364. Think that he went to 7-11 to specifically buy that teeny tiny lighter?
    2
  1365. โ€‹ย @justinsane7128ย To them, that's just as bad. To not choose > Choosing them = heresy of the highest order!
    2
  1366. Everyone: Rules? Blacks::Sssshhheeeeeeeet!!!
    2
  1367. Black kids say, "Study?! Wut be that sheeeet?!!!"
    2
  1368. HBO+ is a million times better than D+. Of ALL that content this is what's worth watching: Mandalorian, Wandavision, Gargoyle reruns.
    2
  1369. Whether i agree with a message or not, i dont like that they believe that im stupid enough to be so easily "man"-ipulated. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1370. Nurse Ratchet?
    2
  1371. Sounds like the name of a pro wrestling faction.
    2
  1372. They see themselves as the heroes, but they're obviously the villains.
    2
  1373. In my 20s, I able to benchpress nearly 500lbs. But I was 333lbs. That dude is way too skinny for that, unless he has insect dna.
    2
  1374. There are at least two of those on here, including Ray J. (Patient 0).
    2
  1375. The most realistic part of this is that two dudes as stupid as B&B get to go to college in 2022.
    2
  1376. Different levels of drinking: 1. I'm tough 2. I'm bulletproof 3. I'm invisible....10. I'm Irish!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
    2
  1377. Guess I'm lucky. I've been learning martial arts since I could walk. But its not like movies/TV. If I get taken by surprise: reaction is slower than action and I'd be just as dead as that other guy.
    2
  1378. Christopher Cross's career hit a mountain called Mtv.
    2
  1379. If they want to be seperate, im ok with that. But that applies to everything. Including our fat women! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1380. He was hungry. He wanted to bbq ribs. ๐Ÿคก
    2
  1381. Instead of turning to people to stone she turns dudes gay.
    2
  1382. Then she could stick her batarangs in it. Now that's good watchin'!
    2
  1383. Manga: interesting comics about fishing. Comics: uninteresting comics about dudes fishing for other dudes to slam.
    2
  1384. "Perfection", much like art, is subjective.
    2
  1385. 14. That was the album after that huge Whitesnake album that was good but no one bought it.
    2
  1386. Should I pretend to be surprised? Ok. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    2
  1387. Football game and she's still the most manly man in the place.
    2
  1388. Night Court = had three female bailiffs over it's original run and never lost a step.
    2
  1389. Behind her back, her friends call her "Birthday cake", because everybody gets a piece.
    2
  1390. Yup. And I have it right here in my hand. No checks! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1391. The nicest cop ever.
    2
  1392. My high school crush got a neck tattoo. I thought that she would know better.
    2
  1393. Bikers burned your sign! Us: Oh no! They show us video. Us: Oh. Those kind of bikers?! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
    2
  1394. Its funny to us.
    2
  1395. I know, right?! Remember Babyface Finster from Buggs Bunny? Looked like a baby but was a criminal. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1396. Hope so. Cause im going to say that...A LOT!!!
    2
  1397. Aladin's city, like Wakanda, not real and could only ever be real in Disney.
    2
  1398. Asks her a trick question "What do you like to eat for your seven meals a day?"
    2
  1399. Everyone's "American Dream" is different. So how can someone not believe in that?!
    2
  1400. I used to fly in and out of Atlanta airport back in the day. It was sketchy even back then.
    2
  1401. If the lady players were at least hot = they could justify it.
    2
  1402. She justified shitting on him at his funeral because of his politics?! The circle is complete. The false idol of politics is more important to these heathens than The One True Lord.
    2
  1403. Seriously, this seems to be the beginning of the end of entertainment as we know it.
    2
  1404. I went to university in Philly. Mummers Parade is nuckin' futs!
    2
  1405. Funny
    2
  1406. They were NOT going to mold a specific body for one figure that won't sell for shit. Mattel got enough problems.
    2
  1407. College used to not be for idiots.
    2
  1408. Most likely, fewer tickets were sold. So be it.
    2
  1409. Good one.
    2
  1410. Forget Taskmaster. Marvel is sending Cosby after us!
    2
  1411. I've got it marked on my calender.
    2
  1412. You're optimistic to think that anything will ever get better.
    2
  1413. That was their second mistake. Them: You can't leave NY! Him:OK!
    2
  1414. But they believe that they should do whatever they want. They've always been that way and I've been alive for a long time.
    2
  1415. "Killer black Friday deal" = very clever there! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1416. Modifying firearms = federal crime, right?
    2
  1417. No Walking Dead?
    2
  1418. They should reopen it as the SAW movies experience and they'll need to change nothing! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1419. Five years ago, my mum said, "Why don't you open your own comics shop?" I said, "Or I could just empty my bank account and flush all my money down the toilet."
    2
  1420. Truth: I have loved mk since the first game. I am so unhappy with mk1. What were they thinking?! All the vicious, killer ninjas look like a K-pop band! Guest characters = Peacemaker and TWO fake versions of Superman?!
    2
  1421. I have a theory that Joker created this bio weapon with his super science skills.
    2
  1422. If they get "reperations," whoever owns lotto tickets and menthol cigarettes is going to have Jeff Bozos money in like the first week! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1423. Chase: Wait a minute! These arent ALL rappers and basketball players! They dont have that much money!
    2
  1424. That's clever.
    2
  1425. Who would they blame for their problems without whitey? ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1426. Some people never learn.
    2
  1427. The weakest link of every chain...
    2
  1428. Why would we want to be around blecks?
    2
  1429. "Skinnies" = yes, that BHD reference. Loved it!
    2
  1430. Where is Coke based out of? Atlanta. Atlanta = Actual Wakanda, only not cool..nor safe...nor successful...nor real. Shall I go on?
    2
  1431. They go to the gas station and use the tire air machine to get a refill.
    2
  1432. Comic book characters are still a license to print money. Print comics though...not so much though.
    2
  1433. The dude that played Polka-dot man: He was the guy that Harvey Dent was playing Russian roulette with in The Dark Knight. Ironically, he was also the Russian dude in Ant-man. So he has super hero movie cred.
    2
  1434. The guy in My Mother the Car comes off as very serial killer-ish.
    2
  1435. Everything bees racist...yo.
    2
  1436. That's very sad. I'll pray for you.
    2
  1437. Saw it yesterday. The first action set piece = has a literal train crash!
    2
  1438. Canadian University Entrance exam = opening a bottle of Molson with your teeth, eh.
    2
  1439. That's what they'd want.
    2
  1440. You left out the worst part: Zena dressed up like Kool-aid Man and ran through the solid brick walls of that lady's house! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1441. Hyenas
    2
  1442. I have a theory: Because everyone sees themselves as their own, personal deity = Whatever they choose the truth to be is the truth to them. Insanity hath become a virus.
    2
  1443. True. Still radiated. Maybe they are growing a Godzilla?!
    2
  1444. Because they think that we're stupid sheep.
    2
  1445. Your house is everyone's house. Welcome to communism, comrade! ๐Ÿ˜…
    2
  1446. What are you willing to do?
    2
  1447. I can't believe that the first Scream came out over 25 years ago. I was in 8th grade!
    2
  1448. LeBron woke up at the dinner table with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family.
    2
  1449. Harry Stiles < Hairy Styles
    2
  1450. Looks like she ate Earth.
    2
  1451. I STILL play Golden Axe on Steam.
    2
  1452. Whoops!
    2
  1453. It's TEA though!!!!
    2
  1454. I never thought that I'd see open Antisemitism in my lifetime.
    2
  1455. Seriously though, i used to work with a lot of ex-cons. You can learn a lot about life from them, and it will change you, but never for the better.
    2
  1456. Im not going to make an excuse for her (ill leave that to everyone else) but from what little i saw there it seems as if she has had a psychotic break.
    2
  1457. Giant Trump says, "Look at my junk!"๐Ÿ˜‚
    2
  1458. Saw Fallen just recently. It was pretty good.
    2
  1459. 16?! When i was 16 i was...NOT trying to kill people!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    2
  1460. Way back in the early 90s, i had a praise band with my brothers and sisters and we sang 'More Than Words'. Today, i found out that song is about...Phuckin'?!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    2
  1461. Sunday morning was strategic on their part. No one, including law enforcement, is expecting a crime spree.
    2
  1462. Let's face it, if there was no Covid James Cordin would be doing a big gay musical production about something else.
    2
  1463. You forgot J-Lo in Jersey Girl.
    1
  1464. GabeReal9009 I know, right? Bad list.
    1
  1465. Gay Capt. America = Heavy on crime but light in the loafers.
    1
  1466. The only book store at the north end of the county just severely downsized.
    1
  1467. I don't want to say that Disney is on a down-turn, but I think that I heard Nero tuning up his fiddle.
    1
  1468. Seems like a logical crossover....it's going to suck.
    1
  1469. She said "Hello" and the titties went "High, Danny!" Inside joke.
    1
  1470. It's not even good ice cream, as ice cream goes.
    1
  1471. Not me!
    1
  1472. They have ruined sports and music.
    1
  1473. If we did that...
    1
  1474. This all started (small at first) over thirty years ago. Saw it with my own peepers. They always wanted to do this, but it took them this look to pull the wool over our eyes.
    1
  1475. Chunk was the fat kid. Sloth was the jacked monster.
    1
  1476. This is just what we know about. Most likely hundreds of incidents that Disney sweeps under the carpet.
    1
  1477. They can't possible go back to that. Because things will be as they always have been and the overlords can't have that.
    1
  1478. She's crying because she realized that her mum is an idiot.
    1
  1479. Beware a women who puts any faith at all in astrology.
    1
  1480. "We wuz kangs!!!"
    1
  1481. They should hang onto those books for now and they will become even more rare.
    1
  1482. Now I want some crab cakes.
    1
  1483. You see Purplehead and you are like "I now know Victoria's Secret...she be ugly!!!"
    1
  1484. Is coffee racist because it's black or because it gets you out of bed and to work...on time?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1485. Does a lady have to die in the ring before someone does something?!
    1
  1486. Mulan would not have been able to pull that off if she had tig ol bitties.
    1
  1487. Disney thought that they just left for lunch (Sushi!). Too few to even be missed.
    1
  1488. And one of the same people that ruined every other sport.
    1
  1489. Those Irish have always been the whitest whites to ever white. That has to change for what? For who?
    1
  1490. They cry They complain They stop nothing!
    1
  1491. I didnt watch the show. I was never going to watch that show. Keep it or cancel it, makes no difference to me.
    1
  1492. My ancestors are spinning in their graves. I'm glad that some of them left there and came here. USA all day! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
    1
  1493. The member of the band behind him (Upper-right corner) completely dipped out of frame. Maybe she always does that, but I noticed this week.
    1
  1494. That moron with the shit-locks = 100ร— whiter than I and I'm quite white!
    1
  1495. The trailer = I loved the part...when it was over! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1496. You know who was cool? Kamala the Uganda Giant from wrestling.
    1
  1497. Speaking of wrestling, where's Tyrus?
    1
  1498. Hope Solo > Han Solo
    1
  1499. That should not surprise anyone.
    1
  1500. Remember the golden calf? God didn't like that either. He usually doesn't give warning shots. Consider it a kindness.
    1
  1501. We must not sink to their level. Defence > Vengeance
    1
  1502. The only people that will be left watching his show died in front of the tv with the channel on. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1503. I knew they'd cave. That's why I watched it as soon as it came out. I think Dave knew it too.
    1
  1504. I donated directly to a lesbian couple in the 90s. Kid must be in her mid-20s by now. Never met her. That was the deal.
    1
  1505. Next Delbert comic = New to the office = Jerome. Dilbert: Boo!!! Smile
    1
  1506. Even back in my crazy 20s, I would never want to be part of someone's "roster".
    1
  1507. Women's History Month = Right in middle you wear green, get drunk, pretend to be Irish!
    1
  1508. Slower lower has it's own Nascar track. I'm guessing that you'll get to that eventually.
    1
  1509. Yup. You did.
    1
  1510. If you wind up buying Heavy Metal = I'm in for $20.
    1
  1511. True story: i used to work in a hospital pharmacy. We stock booze there because hardcore alcaholics will die if they have to go cold turkey.
    1
  1512. I have a few. * Blaming whitey for your (many) failures. * Making it taboo to point out your (many) flaws. I could keep going.
    1
  1513. I bet.
    1
  1514. She'll come to your house, break in, eat ALL of your ice cream! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1515. Them: Ebony Alert!!! Us: We live in the good part of town. So...good luck with that. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1516. You study Yung also? Good stuff.
    1
  1517. If they had their way = all of us Crackers would be in a box. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1518. The parade at the end of Animal House went better. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1519. DVC = For an extra $800 you can cut the cable as Tinkerbell is coming down from the top of the castle.
    1
  1520. Mickey's face is white but the rest rest of him is black. He's doing white face.
    1
  1521. More food for the rest of us.
    1
  1522. Dave Mathews Band = Douche rock
    1
  1523. Our country always survives.
    1
  1524. I didn't realize that was on yet.
    1
  1525. This isn't an accident. Blacks can't go one second of their life without listening to rap and black is what she's pretending to be. It's genius!
    1
  1526. Those same assholes were there the last time that I was in NYC. Apparently, they are in Times Square every day and night.
    1
  1527. His story: The guy hit his head on a low ceiling that knocked his head off. He was keeping it in the freezer until it could be reattached. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1528. Home Depot is pretty white. Just as the bottom rung of Healthcare seems to always have been like Atlanta.
    1
  1529. Sundown town = so racists can only come out at night, like Dracula and The Wolfman?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1530. Dracula, the Wolfman, a redneck walk into a gay bar....
    1
  1531. They really had to get creative with no budget they had to make their videos back then.
    1
  1532. True store: Here, they just openen a new book store innthe middle of the ghetto. But i think that it'll be ok, because the big dino in Juassic Park could only see you if you move and that's how it is with them and books. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1533. I got one: Barry definitely White
    1
  1534. If that happened more often, they wouldn't be kicking doors and shit. That's why they drive with a phone in front of their faces = no consequence.
    1
  1535. Them: Rock and roll attitude... Me: Like Nickelback?
    1
  1536. People risk their lives for way less important things, that's for true.
    1
  1537. Another movie that couldn't resist having woke tourettes? Ill pretend to be surprised. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1538. My Christmas was pretty cool. If anyone has a problem with that = it is merely that, your problem.
    1
  1539. That ma'am dude is really good at Jeopardy though.
    1
  1540. Let Jimble Kimble give up his gig to a poc. Isnt he the current king of the lib tards?
    1
  1541. Another thing that the pandemic hurt: There were a lot of people holding onto sobriety by their fingernails. The pandemic gave them an excuse to give up. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  1542. That picture of the classroom in Nurato = what didnt you see? Exactly!
    1
  1543. Cops: We are here to arrest the black hockey player. Hockey Coach: Which one? Cops: ... Hockey Coach: I'm just kidding. I'll go get him.
    1
  1544. Sounds like something that the dark one would want us to believe.
    1
  1545. She walks the Earth. Like Caine from Kung Fu.
    1
  1546. If I had a copy I'd rewatch it, if just to show the woke that they shall stop nothing.
    1
  1547. Classically unattractive lady fight!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1548. Guess that she found out, huh? But Ryan is a class guy, so he gave Joy a peace offering of sorts. He is letting her show up to DP3 with her own clothes and no makeup, and she is going to play Popeye villain, The Sea Hag! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1549. My policy with friends = Quality over quantity.
    1
  1550. I noticed that they stopped showing the National Anthem before the NFL games. NFL: Loophole!!!
    1
  1551. If he took all that dough and put it on a single spin of the roulette wheel in Vegas = I'd still think that he was stupid, but I'd at least respect him for that.
    1
  1552. Deny The Lord and He shall deny you.
    1
  1553. This is what happens when politics becomes the new false religion.
    1
  1554. He-man/Mailbu Stacy has a new hat!!!
    1
  1555. They ruin everything and its nothing new.
    1
  1556. That Into the Woods bus has got to be SO haunted! ๐Ÿ‘ป
    1
  1557. Come back? Why should I?
    1
  1558. I have a lot of kids. If you wait until you can afford them = you will never have them.
    1
  1559. In the 70s, my Uncle Bumper did a year in county jail for having "Marijuana residue".
    1
  1560. I hear ya.
    1
  1561. Book burning? Why am I not surprised?!
    1
  1562. Trivia: Memphis is named after the City of the Dead in Egypt. So....third world country. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1563. Tarzan Boy was featured in the third TMNT movie and a mouthwash commercial.
    1
  1564. Remember those two gay bullies from Seinfeld that make you wear the ribbon? There are thousands of them now!
    1
  1565. The Producer Robert Evans?! Thought he was dead. He's no prize either.
    1
  1566. Even though I was very young back then to remember much, this reminds me of the OJ trial but in reverse.
    1
  1567. I heard he's marrying a chick. Who does he think that he's fooling?!
    1
  1568. Dylan walking away with a bag of money, as a Bud Light brewery is on fire in the background. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1569. Unlike them, we won't sit back and allow ourselves to be persecuted. Best they tread lightly.
    1
  1570. They went to Arizona and found a porn set to film on. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1571. Me da was Irish = Every Irish family seems to have at least one dog, but usually it's MANY dogs!
    1
  1572. 9 hours! What does he even talk about?!
    1
  1573. Think that its open season on us crackers? Wait until next year.
    1
  1574. Use the force, dude!
    1
  1575. They were adding a new stripe. Car Americans were not represented. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1576. Took them long enough..
    1
  1577. Pink knockers!
    1
  1578. Everything is about race. Order black coffee? Ordering something black to be brought to you = be ray-sis!
    1
  1579. Medea's Crazy Rich Asians?
    1
  1580. I suppose it would be hard for Shaq to not be a celeb since he is on basketball, wrestling, on every commercial.
    1
  1581. It used to be cool to law-abiding, so you could make something of your life without that pesky arrest record getting in the way.
    1
  1582. That's a death sentence for the brainless dopes that have no life beyond being online every waking hour. What a waste.
    1
  1583. Isn't it funny when they do to us what they accuse us of doing to them. Such gaslighting.
    1
  1584. Society and the media enables this terrible behavior.
    1
  1585. He's way too tough to die.
    1
  1586. Twitter = The "false prophet" spoken about in Revelation.
    1
  1587. Guess that they're betting our lives on diversity hiring. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1588. The sheep looks scary and cool. Why isnt that whole movie like that?!
    1
  1589. When Venom overtakes Eddie Brock now he has pearls and a full-length evening gown.
    1
  1590. I guess that when someone dies out on the field then we can let this silliness finally end maybe?
    1
  1591. Dolores poisoning Beetlejuice on their wedding night was 600 years ahead of this trend. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1592. Even on the commercial that game looks shitty.
    1
  1593. I've heard this theory before, not my own: Give every adult American a million dollars. The dumb-asses will all drink, drug, drive fast and dangerous cars. Whoever is left = More food and air for us!
    1
  1594. I've heard about that bottomless ocean/hallow center of the planet theory. They somewhat explore that in King Kong vs. Godzilla.
    1
  1595. I too lived in St. Louis. I remember staying away from East St. Louis, because you'll get stabbed up like a pin cushion!!!
    1
  1596. Bridgerton gets the ladies soaked.
    1
  1597. These kids have 100 personalities and ALL 100 of them SUCK!!!
    1
  1598. Sorry. I can't follow you down that road.
    1
  1599. There was not all that many to begin with. Minus well as blame Dracula as blame white people for all the problems.
    1
  1600. He was cruising for pole.
    1
  1601. I used to be a waiter at a fancy steak house. I could have survived on the tips alone. My ex still works there.
    1
  1602. Same kind of people that try to hug a grizzly bear at the National Parks.
    1
  1603. Butterfly Effect is Ashton's Citizen Kane.
    1
  1604. They couldn't stop the first one and they won't stop this one either.
    1
  1605. Them: Hey, kids?! Ya like Spider-man, right?! Kids: Yeah!!! Them: Well here's Bat....Catwoman! Kids: Boo!!!
    1
  1606. They were in front of a movie theaters?! "No Madea movie, no peace!!!"
    1
  1607. Us: You can't harass someone at a restaurant. Them: It be ok cause he be ray-sis!
    1
  1608. Wreck it Ralph did it first though.
    1
  1609. I dare them to come after St. Pats. The only thing on the planet that is more dangerous than a polar bear is an Irish full of booze! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1610. If that little bytch doesn't cry about it = they'll come for her too.
    1
  1611. He won't do one hour in the clink.
    1
  1612. I might have to watch it just to see how bad it is. Have to drink first.
    1
  1613. This version of Thor (belly with muscles) wouldn't be black. He'd be a Samoan wrestler.
    1
  1614. Those shirts are like the Cadillac of Hawaiian shirts. I have two.
    1
  1615. Joker:Billion > Charlie Angle: Fo fiddy and 1/2 a tuna sandwich sjws: Reeeee!!!!!
    1
  1616. What's left?
    1
  1617. T2, is a scholar, prophet and, mayhaps, a travel of time?
    1
  1618. At her current size she is going to need 6A.
    1
  1619. Why bother?! He can only make it worse!
    1
  1620. Every tv commercial. And they have them acting like us instead of acting as they do!
    1
  1621. Batman forever original opening
    1
  1622. Her Indian name = Drinks Too Much or Sitting Bullshit or Dances in Classroom
    1
  1623. Didn't they do this on The Office?
    1
  1624. Pregnant ladies are eating machines!
    1
  1625. And it's not even something HE said. It was another saying it, with Jack standing next to him! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1626. Have fun with that Tabuculosis. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1627. Do they realize that the Riddler's followers were supposed to be them?
    1
  1628. They are just looking for excuses to replace whitey any chance that they get.
    1
  1629. Amanda Calhoun < Haystacks Calhoun
    1
  1630. Black people say, "Sheeeeeeet!!!" That's what they always say. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1631. I cancelled netflix as of yesterday. They don't have jack shit on there anyway.
    1
  1632. When i born/lived in Boston, there was little to no blacks. What the phuck happened since I've been away?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1633. This is how they finally ace whites out? Well...enjoy the crumbling society, chumps.
    1
  1634. Only one type of people benefit from defending of police = criminals
    1
  1635. Actually, Hydrox was first and Oreo ripped them off.
    1
  1636. Zendaya would would have been my choice or Zoey Kravitz.
    1
  1637. It is natural to want to be around what is good and beautiful. It is natural to reject that which is ugly and mean. Also, water is wet and birds like to sing.
    1
  1638. Don't fall into that trap. The wolf hath not to justify itself to the sheep.
    1
  1639. I had such a crush on Kennedy back when she was on Mtv.
    1
  1640. I'd like to see them try.
    1
  1641. What (sane) white person would want to see some shitty plays in Canada anyway?! If they really hated us they'd round us up, tie us to the seats and make us watch it like it's Clockwork Orange. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  1642. They better not fuck with my beloved Haunted Mansion!
    1
  1643. Jimmy Kimmel is the new John Stewart.
    1
  1644. Mindy Keeling IS Scrappy Doo!
    1
  1645. That one surveillance camera looks like a sleepy face.
    1
  1646. They may be slow, but they can run through solid brick walls like Kool-aid Man! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1647. Less than a month = Thanksgiving at the Bush house is going to be very awkward. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1648. โ€‹ย @dvg4104ย Because they disagree on politics and that's what they are most known for. If I have to explain the joke....๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1649. What's up with that accent? She sounds like Dick Van Dyck in Marry Poppins.
    1
  1650. On a normal day this is not unusual for NYC.
    1
  1651. I said that too?!
    1
  1652. I read a lot of books. Will they try to phuck that up also?!
    1
  1653. I heard that JPS has one of those red deli numbers dispensers on her bed post. Come slap me, Will.
    1
  1654. She's not dumb. She's willfully ignorant.
    1
  1655. Batman = Blackman?
    1
  1656. Star Wars: Saturating the market with diarrhea since 1999.
    1
  1657. Skeletor laughing in Skeletor.
    1
  1658. Normally I wouldn't agree. But do we need her reproducing?
    1
  1659. Wind River was a pretty good movie.
    1
  1660. CNN: We're out of sleeper agents to shoot up places! How about some Chinese food?! Picks up menu CNN: Wait a minute... (Maniacal Laugh)
    1
  1661. He was right about everything!
    1
  1662. A child will eventually grow up. She'll always be petty and stupid.
    1
  1663. Just goes to show you that during a zombie apocalypse political correctness would STILL be the number one priority of what's left of society.
    1
  1664. Yeah, right. Not as long as they control everything.
    1
  1665. They should put that kid back in her and sew it shut! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1666. That's odd because when i lived near NYU = Almost all Jews going there.
    1
  1667. If she played softball instead of hockey = she'd definitely be gay. My first wife was the only straight chick on a softball team, and they only let her onto the team because she could hit the ball into the sun! ๐ŸŒž
    1
  1668. Twin Peaks has got to be on here.
    1
  1669. Surprise commercials = Magnifique!!!
    1
  1670. "Oh, no! Mr. Bill Show!"
    1
  1671. When The Joker became mayor of Gotham on that HBO Harley Quinn cartoon = He was a better mayor than she.
    1
  1672. Just when you thought that Glasgow couldn't get any more ghetto. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1673. Cats sucked.
    1
  1674. Planet Fitness rang the dinner bell and now they're surprised they someone show up to eat?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1675. "Little Johnny Draper, switched dog tags with a corpse..." ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1676. Let's face it, any movie he's in now was not going to be good.
    1
  1677. Luigi = For sister and/or little brothers. Same deal when playing Batman and Robin.
    1
  1678. WB better get up on it. The merch is going to slowly start to drop. Batman and Wolverine are two of my favorites also.
    1
  1679. Thanks, pal!
    1
  1680. Sad but try.
    1
  1681. She needs to mind her own beeswax. ๐Ÿ
    1
  1682. Chucky gets lucky...with a Dude?!!!
    1
  1683. They ruined Vegas too?! They ruin everything!
    1
  1684. If they have director's cuts of all these movies then they can just throw them all up on HBOmax. Shouldn't cost them nothing much extra.
    1
  1685. We have a nice Greek place here. The same staff is there that was there when I was in high school. That place is like family. I even (briefly) dated a niece of the owner.
    1
  1686. Ironic because I think that I only saw like 5 black people whilst I was vacationing in Canada. What's going on there now?!
    1
  1687. He had to do this or his loyalty to The One World Order would be questioned.
    1
  1688. The last thing anyone needs is the crazy far lefties pairing up and breeding!
    1
  1689. I remember George.
    1
  1690. Want Nell Carter? Get a shovel and flashlight.
    1
  1691. I did see him flying a kite with a key tied to the string. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1692. That's the problem = no shame at all.
    1
  1693. Wait...LeBron James has a school?! Minus well give Stevie Wonder a camera. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1694. I'll say what so many other are afraid to say about stuff like this...YUCK!!!
    1
  1695. The woke don't understand The Bushido Code?! I am SOOO surprised! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  1696. Not the first time this has happenend.
    1
  1697. They won't do anything.
    1
  1698. Good manner do seem to be lost and i miss good manners.
    1
  1699. Darwin's skull never stops smiling. ๐Ÿ’€
    1
  1700. I was talking about this just upon this very morn: It seems as if there is just the very slowest swing-back on woke ness. Let's see what happens next!
    1
  1701. In a world when we or forced to believe open lies = You are not the crazy one.
    1
  1702. I cant prove this but it seems that MTV being so important at that time gave rise to so many "one hit wonders".
    1
  1703. Soccer = there's a sport that they haven't ruined...yet! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1704. Mayor McCheese was a better mayor of McDonaldland. When The Joker became the mayor on that Harley Quinn show = better mayor!
    1
  1705. You know who else plays Call of Duty? Everyone!!! Even some girls.
    1
  1706. Dinero really needs to go mumble into his speghetti and stop bothering people. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1707. They get too close to that place they are going to be permanently glowing in the dark.
    1
  1708. Kennedys killed MM. No doubt about that.
    1
  1709. Gardening?
    1
  1710. Everything is a "hate crime" now.
    1
  1711. On the beginning cartoon: Even if one were able to split a bullet with a kitana both pieces would hit you.
    1
  1712. That is good vodka though and the empty bottles look cool on the mantle for Halloween.
    1
  1713. I did "not see" this one coming.
    1
  1714. She sure showed him.
    1
  1715. Dude! Why you erasing my comments? I said it was a good speech. It's the visuals that were confusing.
    1
  1716. LeBron James' head is as empty and full of air as the basketball that he bounces.
    1
  1717. Jim Carey in The Mask...wearing a mask!
    1
  1718. My second wife was not white and a complete pain in the ass!!!
    1
  1719. Hard to prove that one.
    1
  1720. They shall never take Jeopardy, because Jeopardy is for smart people.
    1
  1721. Briana Ric Flair: Wooooo!!!
    1
  1722. How long before Patrick and Sponge Bob move into the same pineapple and rearrange the spice closet?
    1
  1723. Great Gatsby > Gay Gatsby
    1
  1724. How long before they cut out all things Apu?
    1
  1725. Vague title.
    1
  1726. Fake Frosk is much better than real Frosk.
    1
  1727. Two weeks in a row!
    1
  1728. Nope sucked! If a white horror movie sucked like that no one would be praising it.
    1
  1729. You can tell that kid has seen a lot of shit.
    1
  1730. Rooted hair must add so much more to the figure making process.
    1
  1731. Bigger the fro the more bold the mouth. Just look at Crapperneck. He's going to need a building permit for that thing.
    1
  1732. These days = accusation is more than enough to sink a man to the bottom of the sea. Do I lie?
    1
  1733. The Road = great book - shite movie
    1
  1734. I'll be your black friend...homes? Just kidding. Dutch.
    1
  1735. Only time Egyptians were black was in that Michael Jackson video.
    1
  1736. That dummy keeps running his mouth. He can't stop The Catholic Church. He doth lack the courage of his convictions. He will find out that life is not the movies/tv.
    1
  1737. Funny the places you mentioned: Australia, Canada, UK. I expect better from you. Don't see that shit happening in Japan or South America.
    1
  1738. Like throwing a pencil down into the Grand Canyon. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1739. That was Kane. That was 3xh as Kane.
    1
  1740. Planet of the Apes hasn't spread there....yet?
    1
  1741. It would be like Blazing Saddles! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1742. Has South Park addressed this as of yet?
    1
  1743. This was an episode of Family Guy. Peter accidentally shot Cleveland Jr.
    1
  1744. Dude! You remember too!
    1
  1745. I've noticed.
    1
  1746. Chapelle is going to be just fine. He lives within his means in his hometown.
    1
  1747. Coldplay = Radiohead without edge.
    1
  1748. Jack made a deal. If Biden gets reelected, he gets to be the new Santa Claus! ๐ŸŽ…
    1
  1749. Looks like my ex, not kidding.
    1
  1750. I don't remember that. I must have not been paying close enough attention.
    1
  1751. Hear about Dr. Seuss yet?
    1
  1752. Why? Why give a shit about them? They'd take all that we have if given the chance.
    1
  1753. I hear you.
    1
  1754. I'm guessing they got Ghostface because they've already used some of the top horror icons and can't get rights to Ash and/or Michael Myers.
    1
  1755. Book burning coming to your town by 2022.
    1
  1756. The two shows I dislike I binge watch them and then there 363 days a year that Netflix is useless to be. Also, you got three movies choices: Good movies you've seen, movies you wouldn't want to see, crap they made themselves.
    1
  1757. I've noticed.
    1
  1758. Has been Howard
    1
  1759. In movies or in real life = Kids are annoying!
    1
  1760. Unlikely
    1
  1761. But if the judge dismisses the case, which he could do, the media and other Libtards will be after him torches and pitchforks.
    1
  1762. No one can stop me from talking, but I'd be amused to see anyone give it a try.
    1
  1763. I believe that comicsgate is doing much better than even mainstream comics right now.
    1
  1764. Won't stay that way.
    1
  1765. Elton John is gay?!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1766. I agree.
    1
  1767. Disloyal friends do a lot of damage.
    1
  1768. I've ghosted and I've been ghosted. I know for a fact that all of the parties involved wound up with the best possible relationships for us in the end.
    1
  1769. She can hate us if she so chooses. We are not going anywhere.
    1
  1770. The ZZ Top beard ya mean?
    1
  1771. The weak can eat the bugs. Then the strong eat the weak. All problems solved.
    1
  1772. I watched that channel every day for years. When MTV stopped playing rock it became my standard go-to.
    1
  1773. It's fucking boring and no character is likeable. Two capital sins.
    1
  1774. Pretty women make us buy video games. Ugly women make us play video games. -Al Bundy (probably)
    1
  1775. It's Bart and Homer Simpson.
    1
  1776. They are taking a pounding....in da butt.
    1
  1777. They also wanted a giant crayon and naked pictures of Bea Arthur.
    1
  1778. Say, that WAS funny! ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  1779. He transcends wrestling fandom. Thats a good thing, because that bump card fills up quickly.
    1
  1780. "Blade had his time in the sun..." = Day walker!!!!
    1
  1781. What she's I'm really saying: "Now that I'm one of you = it's not so bad to be one of you."
    1
  1782. If those convention dancers stick with it they may someday graduate to the level of their own boob painting channel too. ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  1783. Neither have I.
    1
  1784. Do they think that white people won't notice?
    1
  1785. The Wire = Best show ever!
    1
  1786. The people who brought diapers to the riot = did they put their heads up on stakes? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1787. I remember being the "young guy" and coming in to run circles around the old heads. Now, im the old guy.
    1
  1788. How does the water at the Cecil Hotel taste? Tastes like lamb. Waka-waka!
    1
  1789. Drakar Noir = That was good shit back in the day.
    1
  1790. Maine = The anti-Atlanta
    1
  1791. Christian Bale: I was Batman, damn it!!!
    1
  1792. It was a good show.
    1
  1793. The good news = she's in shape to make big dough dancing on the pole. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  1794. Here, we have a place for child offenders. I was even there (briefly) in my youth, before i turned it all around. It showed me the kid of places that I didn't want to spend my life.
    1
  1795. "We need the black vote. Jack....Black! That's it!"
    1
  1796. Like The Three Stooges trying to pull off a felony. "Get the register, ya knucklehead!!!"
    1
  1797. About that super plant. They made something that in a lab. If it got out before they destroyed it we would have not survived. Like C-19 time a million!
    1
  1798. Sisters = doing it for themselves.
    1
  1799. The people who based every little piece of their life in race = Not racist?!!!
    1
  1800. Sunman will impale his enemies on his razor-sharp collar. Then celebrates at Castle Gray Skull with He-man. Sunman makes the BEST mac & cheese!
    1
  1801. When i was young, we had just discovered fire AND the wheel!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1802. Weakness = A slight incline.
    1
  1803. I hear that accent, eh. If we're so bad then stop sending all your crummy actors down here.
    1
  1804. My dad would kick my ass. That's why I'm practically perfect now.
    1
  1805. What a coincidence. So do I. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1806. She was attacked by an army of leprechauns...riding unicorns.
    1
  1807. Trivia: The character in the space suit that Hellboy punched is voiced by Seth McFarland of Family Guy fame.
    1
  1808. Frankenstein created his monster and the monster did turn on him.
    1
  1809. One of the best living comedians.
    1
  1810. Why did they send them to some place that's so damn cold?!
    1
  1811. If that was the worst thing that he did = wouldn't be in prison. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1812. Puppy Power!!!
    1
  1813. Why pay to go to the zoo when you can just drive around Oakland?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1814. Goofy is only acceptible if Batwoman has a crossover episode with The Three Stooges.
    1
  1815. Its ok when they do it i guess.
    1
  1816. Dylan tanked a company overnight and has hurt fee-fees?!
    1
  1817. That's something that will never be brought up.
    1
  1818. Throw them off of the roof.
    1
  1819. I wish!
    1
  1820. The usual suspects show up to get the glow on themselves.
    1
  1821. Between movies and TV, they really need to just leave Charlie's Angels alone.
    1
  1822. Diana sucked.
    1
  1823. He hurt a member of his own family?! Yeah, he's got problems!
    1
  1824. "You all a bunch of Newmans!!!!" - Jerry Seinfeld at Duke (probably)
    1
  1825. If you like old bad 80s movies (like I do) it seems as those are all on Amazon Prime.
    1
  1826. Renfeld wasn't bad.
    1
  1827. Let them brng it and see how well that goes.
    1
  1828. Yes
    1
  1829. I suppose that i dont watch much tv because i know almost none of these.
    1
  1830. Iceman gay = Freezer burn on some dude's junk.
    1
  1831. If I was Hulk and had a cousin like Jennifer Walters = I'd block her number.
    1
  1832. She wants to go out for a drink or 100 drinks.
    1
  1833. It's like a zombie apocalypse but the zombies aren't dead, they are just really stupid. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1834. I dont get it. Arent most lefts Jewish themselves?! What happened there?! I want to know!
    1
  1835. Politics = The new false religion.
    1
  1836. Corey Booker does have passion. I can respect that.
    1
  1837. I was waiting for some pro wrestling to start. Sadly, there was no wrestling. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  1838. HiMurM = Ted was quite the scumbag for a sitcom protagonist.
    1
  1839. Isn't it about a porn star that killed herself?
    1
  1840. Before you rag on Flanders, just know that grief is a fingerprint or snowflake as that no two people braced for it the same way.
    1
  1841. If the clown nose fits...
    1
  1842. There is plenty of room for criminals...at the bottom of the ocean.
    1
  1843. Fuck that.
    1
  1844. We, the U.S., certainly dont want to seem compliant with an attack on civilians. They'll come after us!
    1
  1845. If they want to bump off their own = we can't stop them. Self solving problem.
    1
  1846. Speaking of chest tattoos = what's with all the chicks with the tattoo of hanging bats on the underside of their boobs?!
    1
  1847. I look forward to NOT buying those fuckin' cards!
    1
  1848. Guy chasing her to the bus: You're awesome at volleyball! Sign my belly?!
    1
  1849. Shame. We have three in this county alone, of varying qualities. One has been around since the 70s. I'm friends with two of the owners. I was also friends with the guy that owned the third one, but he died.
    1
  1850. 10 on the outside. -0 on the inside.
    1
  1851. Where did Pac-man go?
    1
  1852. This is a my good-natured advice for them: Look down and see the hill that you stand upon. That where really want to be? Think on it.
    1
  1853. The gift that keeps on giving.
    1
  1854. I believe that one of my many daughters is named Chun Lee.
    1
  1855. "Lab testing" The lab says, "It's flamible for some reason!!!"
    1
  1856. Those are some doughy men at that convention. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1857. I wake up every morning well aware that the world is full of monsters. Upon this morning I have proof.
    1
  1858. You know what nobody's talking about? An older franchise than Star Wars, Planet of the Apes, recently had a movie where Diznee did what they do = wiped their ass on it.
    1
  1859. 19?! Wasn't she like 13 just last year?! Does she age like the kids on WandaVision?
    1
  1860. Because of 23 and Me = I found out that I'm part Turkish!
    1
  1861. Diversity hiring = Ruining healthcare since the 70s.
    1
  1862. Bryce Dallas Howard = Hack director like her pops.
    1
  1863. Why are they worried about books?! We know that they can't fucking read!!!!!
    1
  1864. Is nfl gay? = All those tight ends and wide receivers. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1865. Toga, toga, toga!!!
    1
  1866. At my heaviest, playing football on a high level, I was 1/2 her size! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  1867. Alkaline diet = silly girl eats batteries. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1868. "Clatu...Barada....necktie?"
    1
  1869. The only Disney property that I can still stomach is Gargoyles. I remember coming back from my classes/internships, sparking up a j and watching it. I wish that franchise could find it's way into the hands of WB or literally anyone else but Disney. You know, a company that's actually worth a shit?
    1
  1870. I wouldn't use a Grammy for a paper weight.
    1
  1871. Harvard/Yale degree about to become the new Discover card = worthless because just anyone can get one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1872. See what happens when you help? Batman and Spider-man wear a mask for a reason.
    1
  1873. He's probably like 32 by now.
    1
  1874. OJ to Lebron: "I know fucking up and you are fucking up!"
    1
  1875. This ice cream tastes like chicken and menthol!
    1
  1876. Them: im going to make games with ugly women and NO whites. Us: Then i shall make a game that is the complete opposite of that. Them: Like fun you will!!!!
    1
  1877. Seriously, he went from nice, normal, calm to psychotic so fast that there is definite mental illness there. Not making excuses for his behavior, but he will never change that behavior without medication and therapy.
    1
  1878. Carl from the Simpsons = Black name Carlton from Fresh Prince = white name
    1
  1879. In the time of Openheimer = I believe 41% of Americans were smokers. Not stigmatized yet.
    1
  1880. I heard that Drax is going to be played by a different wrestler in the third one.
    1
  1881. Big brother wants to watch, eh? Then I show my middle finger and my big fat ass.
    1
  1882. Its that Commie thinking: If everyone can't attractive = No one can be attractive.
    1
  1883. "Childish breakup"? Or hilarious?!
    1
  1884. What the fuck isnt filmed in Toronto anymore?!!!
    1
  1885. I've been waiting for someone to talk about this. Sounds like a rumor spread by Mickey Mouse.
    1
  1886. I too care more about animals than people. Most people suck. Animals have no agenda. I will never apologize for that.
    1
  1887. That Lemon got the squeeze!
    1
  1888. He got off light.
    1
  1889. I love Ethan Van Sciver's stuff. Also, check out the done by Splatto Del Gatt o. He did a Rambo comic recently called 'First Kill'
    1
  1890. Gayer than a May pole.
    1
  1891. Martha = same age as my grandma, but grandma don't look like that!
    1
  1892. I got another one: That great Oilers QB Warren Moonshine
    1
  1893. Drew Barrymore has always been a gross pig.
    1
  1894. If she loves horror movies = She's a keeper.
    1
  1895. They're not even trying to hide it anyway: He's on SNL, wearing a top hat with horns, circus freak comes out from under his dress, a choir in monk's robes are chanting. Did I leave anything out?
    1
  1896. This was literally a Simpsons episode.
    1
  1897. No offense but you are full of sh*t. How many Jersey Italians you actually meet all the way up there in Canada anyway, eh?
    1
  1898. They explain why Shrack was able to get the best of Darkman. In his youth, his father made him work the "high steel" for minimum wage. So, he was used to being up there.
    1
  1899. Stormy believes in ghosts = is that SO bad?! ๐Ÿ‘ป
    1
  1900. I lost a lot of "friends" who I considered almost family for an opinion I dared to have last summer. To be honest I don't really miss them at all. So much for the power that they imagined that they had over me.
    1
  1901. I shall miss you.
    1
  1902. Trivia: When the blade is facing up on the shelf = Active Samauri Facing down = retired Samauri
    1
  1903. Mental hospitals seem to go on "field trips" to dollar stores. Im trying to buy hand soap and Scotch tape they are always there!
    1
  1904. Her face gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
    1
  1905. I think that we well know that these rioters care little or nothing for any cause. They just want to hurt people and break, burn, steal. They are angry and take NO responsibility for what they do or that their status as poo on the shoe of society is everyone's fault but their own.
    1
  1906. How far off are we from crazy people like this doing something dangerous when their outrageous demands are not met?
    1
  1907. Heavy petting zoos!
    1
  1908. This whole Covid thing has made people fucking crazy. It's like 9-11, because we are never going to be the same.
    1
  1909. The inmates are truly running the asylum.
    1
  1910. < 50 year old white guy. I can rupture organs with my 40+ years of martial arts skills and also operate on you and save you with my medical skills. We get shit done.
    1
  1911. It's them flexing control. Seeing what absurd shit that they can get away with next.
    1
  1912. Gilbert Godfrey: Dog whistle!!!!
    1
  1913. My odds: The over/under for the strike ending = late 2023 into early 2024.
    1
  1914. As a wrestler, I think Tyrus would agree that if Ric Flair were here he'd call her Michelle Woooooo!!!
    1
  1915. They make you recite the manifesto. The cadence kind of sounds like a prayer. In the absence of true religion, false prophets take hold.
    1
  1916. They would have never have made it another five blocks here after that. If anyone doesn't like that you can share their fate.
    1
  1917. They can't help but fail and they are ok with it.
    1
  1918. Not me! I'm not paying that much $ to just get the shits for two days!
    1
  1919. "Guys in the YMCA showers..." All these years and that stupid Village Peolle song finally makes sense! Does the guy who plays that over the speakers at the baseball games know?!
    1
  1920. Jimmy!
    1
  1921. I've had my nose broken more than once and I know that shit hurts!
    1
  1922. Just another young white lady with nerves of glass. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1923. The Bronze, eh?
    1
  1924. Mandatory poke = No Mandatory Metallica = YES!!!
    1
  1925. I always thought that he was light in the loafers, if you know what I mean. Capital American football player though and seems like a nice dude.
    1
  1926. @Lance PatrickI see you too heard that rumor about AR.
    1
  1927. ...or the show where the guy put a gun with blanks to his head, but the blanks were powerful enough to blow a piece of his skull into his brain.
    1
  1928. Im so sorry for you.
    1
  1929. Money she flaunted = Monopoly money from the dollar store. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1930. Leave your tits hanging 3/4ths out and you get attention.
    1
  1931. In Jennifer Gray's own book she says that not only did no one recognize her but she stopped getting movie parts.
    1
  1932. In her defense, after work she is going to Ruggsville for a ho-down with all the cousin-fuckers.
    1
  1933. Most of these are true. The pizza isn't all THAT bad!
    1
  1934. Is that why he sounds like that?
    1
  1935. I can assure that dude that comics weren't considered cool to most people until relatively recently. I was the only guy I knew that read comic books AND played football.
    1
  1936. Dinklage just mad because everybody farts in his face every time he rides the elevator.
    1
  1937. This is what happens when they started arresting people who punch other people in the face who were asking for it. It was like overnight. Punch an asshole. Punch an asshole. Punch an asshole. Now I'm arrested this time? Then I had a record. Now assholes have no fear.
    1
  1938. Not as good as it used to be though. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  1939. Does Hannibal Lecter wear his mask over his mussel or under it?
    1
  1940. If the Dora movie is played very self-aware to the obserdity of it's own existence = Should be hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1941. Judge: You are charged with being an actual, real werewolf. How do you plead? That guy: ROAR!!!!
    1
  1942. Is anyone in their right mind actually surprised that it bombed?
    1
  1943. Our athletes will embarrass us in front of the whole world.
    1
  1944. In 2020s nothing is too gay for them. Everything is not gay enough for them.
    1
  1945. Last night, when we saw, I counted three ladies, including the one with us.
    1
  1946. I'm all for smaller movies as long as they're good movies.
    1
  1947. What did that psa say?!!!! Great. I'm a green skeleton now!
    1
  1948. "We" = The One World Order?
    1
  1949. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
    1
  1950. Marla Grayson = Robin/Nightwing's sister?
    1
  1951. Tell me that they those two don't look like fun guys.
    1
  1952. Here's a theory: Marshall and Barney never existed. They were patchwork of people going in and out of Ted's life.
    1
  1953. They wouldn't have listened anyway. Self-destruction of all that we hold deer is all but inevitable.......
    1
  1954. It's called Dollar GENERAL for a reason!
    1
  1955. That's 20 more years than Baldwin will get for shooting someone.
    1
  1956. "Hail to the bus driver man." - Seymour Skinner
    1
  1957. Since she's a foot taller than most dudes = exceptions can be made. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  1958. You noticed that also?
    1
  1959. โ€‹@ericyuan9718 I know it's cold there, but it would be worth it to not have them around. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1960. Good list. Very informative.
    1
  1961. Last week on vacation: Went to busted Walmart WAY down south and...only He-man and Skeletor!
    1
  1962. They tend to forget that these days.
    1
  1963. Scaring all of the ghosts out of the woods. ๐Ÿ‘ป
    1
  1964. This is the worst tragedy since Ralphie went blind from soap poisoning in Christmas Story.
    1
  1965. Can we send Samanta B. back to communist Canada?
    1
  1966. cut to Her parents in the living room. Dad: What do you think that she's doing up there? Mum: Most likely not wearing a horse mask and licking a microphone.
    1
  1967. I'd just piss in the sink.
    1
  1968. It's like they have a mental disorder that makes them sabotage their own projects.
    1
  1969. Freddy: The Broadway Musical! ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
    1
  1970. If they want to bow out of the game = hundreds of better players are waiting on the bench and not even the bugs in their hair shall miss them.
    1
  1971. Can I get in on that? ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
    1
  1972. I feel bad for you that this is happen right in your own backyard.
    1
  1973. I understand why the dude is so upset. America gets blamed for everything. Answer me this: What would any of you do if America didn't exist? You'd all be doomed.
    1
  1974. Furries are humanoid mutant hybrids. They are just crazies in costumes.
    1
  1975. Two of the companies incorporated in DE: Mattel and World Wrestling Federation
    1
  1976. If they had jobs they'd miss all that daytime TV that is programed 100% to them and noone seems to bring that up ever.
    1
  1977. I'm guessing Chuck Dixon is ultra liberal, because no one has conspired to destroy him yet.
    1
  1978. Venom was good place for Sony to start the villain universe. Morbius is strange second choice of all the characters that they have at their disposal.
    1
  1979. Why are modern animated shows drawn so poorly?! I can shit better animation!
    1
  1980. Frosk = Live-action Meg Griffin
    1
  1981. There is portrait of Gutfeld in his attic and it's getting older.
    1
  1982. Tenacious D = guess the D stands for Democrat ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  1983. He gets a black pass.
    1
  1984. It's always the same plane? Are they sure?
    1
  1985. But the few of those that there are only look out for themselves.
    1
  1986. Less baseball = silver lining.
    1
  1987. They'll just start the infomercials five hours earlier and nothing shall be lost.
    1
  1988. King should shut up and write his books that used to be scary.
    1
  1989. Do they not know who they work for?
    1
  1990. They are part of the same company, to the surprise of absolutely no one.
    1
  1991. I got one: Family Ties. No, not the ugly blonde boy. It was the episode 'My Name is Alex Keaton'. That's some over-acting that ill never forget.
    1
  1992. Them: We are underrepresented! SNL has an all-black sketch Them: Are you calling us stupid?!
    1
  1993. They most likely bought that crumby old Myers house for just the taxes on it and they fixed it up real nice.
    1
  1994. I'm guessing that movie isn't on Netflix because they only have their own (shitty) movies.
    1
  1995. How dare she disparage firemen! They run into burning buildings to save strangers! Like Batman but real!
    1
  1996. American flag is perfect. Let them keep redesigning that gay flag.
    1
  1997. SNL was actually funny for the first time since the 90s?!!!
    1
  1998. I forgot that she died in the movie. I remember the Tony Stark funeral. Looks like the Marvel characters also forgot that she died.
    1
  1999. What you're telling is that there is a live-action Stewie from Family Guy in real life?!
    1
  2000. I like Tyrus. It's cool to see a wrestler doing political commentary.
    1
  2001. Was it Walt Disney's head? Because if it is, im quite sure that singned up for that. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2002. Fuck the D&D movie, man. Also, fuck AIR too!
    1
  2003. Hollyweird: They are ALL the same baby-eating phonies.
    1
  2004. Best sub shop on the east coast is right there on the Princeton campus, and it's called Hoagie Haven. More Hoagie Haven for the rest of us! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2005. Tough gig.
    1
  2006. SCOTLAND!!! Someday i shall return. Someday...
    1
  2007. I'm glad that my life isn't so empty that I just sit about and wait to be offended by white people. Its the only power they have really.
    1
  2008. How long before cnn is just another network with a black judge show playing on a loop all day, when they are taken for everything?
    1
  2009. Ain't nothin' gayer den a tractor store! Yee Haw!!!
    1
  2010. Silly corporations. We are the ones with the money. All they buy is crack.
    1
  2011. Your favorite band = now Band!!!
    1
  2012. Been making the same movie over and over again since the late 80s.
    1
  2013. Will's loyalty is unrequited and misplaced.
    1
  2014. Don't hit if you can't take a hit.
    1
  2015. I wish one off those crazy would be dumb enough to grab me. Be better off smooching a running circular saw.
    1
  2016. Christy Teagen is considered a "super model". So the bar is very low now.
    1
  2017. Gross
    1
  2018. It's weird that Hunter's voice is identical to his father's. I don't sound anything like my pops. We have completely different hilarious accents.
    1
  2019. There should have been a walk out and then a piss off! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2020. I actually called this one.
    1
  2021. RFKjr. + vp or selling beer = an atrractive lady getting attention, even from other ladies! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  2022. I just finished Tyrus's book yesterday. It's very good. Not quite what you might expect.
    1
  2023. I mean that he talks about a lot outside of wrestling and politics. Complete story.
    1
  2024. Tyrus gone because of the match with Trevor Murdock?
    1
  2025. And have a family reunion. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2026. Who's still impressed by a prince in 2022?! You were born to a royal family. Oh, good for you, says Christian Bale. Takes as much brains and skill as having a winning lottery ticket.
    1
  2027. Back in the day, one would be fired for being a WAY less pain in the ass than these yahoos. But this is 2021 = Power to the worker, comrade.
    1
  2028. A lot?
    1
  2029. I also volunteer. I may be old now but I still got it.
    1
  2030. Speedbumps exactly serve a purpose in society.
    1
  2031. Those used to be like 50 cents!
    1
  2032. If you are in Mexico and NOT in a resort = kiss your ass goodbye in advance!
    1
  2033. She taught Krav Maga. I'd enjoy an ass-whoopin' from Wonder Woman. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2034. You aint lived until you'd been to a "barn rave".
    1
  2035. Happy Birthday!
    1
  2036. Her: I stated this hot tub stream thing! Me: Really? Congratulations?
    1
  2037. Coors = no longer the gayest beer!
    1
  2038. Measles?! Is this the Old West?!
    1
  2039. They certainly would too.
    1
  2040. I may be old now but im still kinda fit. I played semi-pro and ill bulldoze that sham artist and anyone else on that team.
    1
  2041. It says that JR cost them money, in a ledger that doesn't actually really exist.
    1
  2042. She's about as easy on the eyes as an industrial drill! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2043. Has anyone named this incident yet? Can it be 'Jawbreakers Gate'?
    1
  2044. Is it just me or is it weird that an sjw is the gun handler on a film set? Every set that ive ever worked on as crew, unless i was one of the actors, the gun handler was me! Accidents do happen, but I only ever accidentally shot myself, non-lethal, obviously. ๐Ÿ‘
    1
  2045. Female clothes have shallow pockets and the buttons are on the opposite side.
    1
  2046. James Franco was the Kenny Logins and Seth was Macina.
    1
  2047. Good song. Cute outfits. But they could have done that at ANY park.
    1
  2048. Out of ideas.
    1
  2049. Can't teach these animals anything. Minus well try to teach a goldfish how to drive a car.
    1
  2050. If I walked out of my job they'd lock the door behind me and throw my shit out of a window after me.
    1
  2051. I'm terrified of the ocean also, because I've spent a lot time in and around it and I'm not stupid.
    1
  2052. The Flash runs too fast and messes up the timeline. Betty White is now Wonder Woman.
    1
  2053. White people at home during the day = Too busy doing meth to watch The View. ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  2054. Trevor Noah wishes that he had the juice in Hollyweird to get ever the slightest taste of someone the claliber of Scar-Joh.
    1
  2055. Even when there's a long stretch between the Spider-man movies, Spider-man merch makes a billion dollars a year.
    1
  2056. Minions also.
    1
  2057. Joy thinking: Im old and ugly. I could have played Harley in this film!
    1
  2058. Because it seems to be no longer allowed.
    1
  2059. Russell Crowe WILL throw a landline phone at your face.
    1
  2060. Hey, tv actors? You hit the lottery. Save some money, ya knuckleheads! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2061. Fuck cnn, man.
    1
  2062. CNN = a 24/7 horror movie for old people.
    1
  2063. That's what The Joker told us.
    1
  2064. Need one of those Batman asylums that looks like a haunted castle.
    1
  2065. Damn it...Janet!
    1
  2066. I too am black, but only on the inside......yo.๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2067. I have theories about the rapid spread of insanity. It's palpable.
    1
  2068. All those bikes = stolen
    1
  2069. It's not one of the Dakotas, is it?
    1
  2070. Also, give him raisen bran. Intestinal health is important.
    1
  2071. You know who's really "weird"? Al Yankavik. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2072. I guess that Kitana was the first equivalent MK had to Chun-Li.
    1
  2073. "What's this button do? Strewth!!!"
    1
  2074. Id be more surprised if he walked by without stealing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2075. I'm not giving her shit!
    1
  2076. Look to her left and it looks like she lives in a dry cleaners. Look to her right and it looks like she lives in a flower shop.
    1
  2077. Saw Furiosa last night. It was really good!
    1
  2078. I got about 15 years left and then I'll more than likely stroke out and croak. Good luck with the live-action cartoon that this world has become.
    1
  2079. Gutfeld = Benjamin Button
    1
  2080. No good deed goes unpunished.
    1
  2081. And they allowed to get away with it. This is the world that they always wanted = 100% control + no consequences
    1
  2082. "Infected" "Infultrated" I say "infested".
    1
  2083. They say that they're all still friends. Let them prove it.
    1
  2084. Even though these was no live-action version of him in the 80s as of yet, i always just assumed that The Dwarf was Gimley from LotR.
    1
  2085. Did that guy say "juice" or......?
    1
  2086. Look out, pianoman! Kung fu chop!!!
    1
  2087. All the bands that left Spotify thus far: Hippy bullshit music that sucked even when it was new. What's an "Indian Artie"?
    1
  2088. Even the Walmarts in white neighborhoods around here are scummy.
    1
  2089. Not games.
    1
  2090. I like IDW, but they over-reached by having comics based on 100+ expensive licences.
    1
  2091. He went out to get cigarettes.
    1
  2092. When kids get what they want = Chocolate cake for breakfast. That's according to Bill Cosby, back when he was a comedian and not yet a convict.
    1
  2093. If they walk out who will prance about in costumes?
    1
  2094. At least they were both smart enough not to stay together.
    1
  2095. I liked Joanie Loves Chocie.
    1
  2096. If Disney wants to stop failing then mayhaps they should stop making the same types of shitty movies.
    1
  2097. When American stopped praying = Politics became your new, false deity.
    1
  2098. If she was smart, she should write down everything she knows and get it to the media before they taker her out. A last phuck you, if you will.
    1
  2099. I agree
    1
  2100. Dave doesn't need "friends" like that.
    1
  2101. Can I get the address of that bar for.........research? Yeah, that's it.
    1
  2102. Criminals hire one of those blind ninjas, like John zwick 4!
    1
  2103. Like they even need an excuse at this point?!
    1
  2104. They expect dominance or it's a lose for them.
    1
  2105. ...and they'll do it again.
    1
  2106. I think that the writers and cast were trying to sandbag him on purpose. That's the ONLY reason that they put him on there.
    1
  2107. So be it. I love old films and I love to read. Let them shut down as much as they like. Only hurting themselves.
    1
  2108. "Raw Way" prison is fucked up! We don't even like driving near that dump.
    1
  2109. He's like Trent Reznor in NIN = The whole band was actually just him. ๐Ÿ˜†
    1
  2110. He like the old WWF tag team 'Demolition'. As a unite OR as individuals (Ax, Smash, Crush) it was STILL Demition! ๐Ÿ™‚
    1
  2111. How do they know the race of the people buying tickets?!
    1
  2112. Cootoneye Joe song was the one song I wanted played at my wedding that my wife vetoed.
    1
  2113. Only if you have sneakers or jewelry or both!
    1
  2114. Gay national anthem = It's Raining Men by Weather Girls
    1
  2115. Id be surprised if she didn't wear a diaper. Those concerts are like three hours!
    1
  2116. A Judge: You're nuts! A Criminal: I feel personally attacked! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2117. R***d walking down the street = Stiil walking "Hey! Cut that out! Im just trying to walk to work!" ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2118. "Racy new project" = Bluey gets a blowy?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2119. Guy from Cali: Have you seen Olive? Other guy from Cali: Olive who? Guy from Cali: Olive yo shit!!! Give it to me!!!
    1
  2120. ...with noodles and dumplings, in this particular case.
    1
  2121. The voting booths will be decorated to look like closets. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2122. I'll say.
    1
  2123. They believe that DC should say whatever he wants...as long as it's not something that they disagree with.
    1
  2124. How much do you think that it may cost at this point? Less than Greenland?
    1
  2125. Chewbacca not on the poster. China = Anti-Wookie confirmed!
    1
  2126. Her: Get back here, "Kang"!!!! Kang: I hate you! I just want to live my life!
    1
  2127. Instant physics lesson.
    1
  2128. Ive never been hit on the subway. But you can tell just by looking at me that i can hit back a lot harder.
    1
  2129. Her: I'm invisible to me. Men: Who said that?! Ghosts!!!
    1
  2130. Aston needs better friends.
    1
  2131. Whether we have a culture or not is 1000% up to us and 0% up to them.
    1
  2132. The very far left have found their new boogeyman in Florida. Who didn't see this coming?
    1
  2133. Next = No Klingons in Star Trek?
    1
  2134. 1980: Judge Smails tells Danny Noonan that if he doesn't go to college, he will dog ditches. 2024: They go to college and still have to dig ditches. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2135. If they did install "radios" in those dorms = Only play show tunes and techno.
    1
  2136. Playing Luigi = Definitely Charlie work.
    1
  2137. I was supposed to get a football scholarship to a local university. But all the blacks got the football scholarships. So cram this privilege bullshit. Its just another way to give handouts and they'll never not need them.
    1
  2138. I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.
    1
  2139. Ian's back?! Oh no!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2140. It's being justifiably cautious.
    1
  2141. Is it weird that 'Teenage Dirt bag' was popular whilst I was having my biggest unrequited crush of my life?
    1
  2142. She never learns.
    1
  2143. Also, for every radio station, regardless of genre: 2200 = Mandatory Metallica!!!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2144. That's 10pm for those not in the know.
    1
  2145. So it will be like that 1985 Western book Blood Meridian? Ok.
    1
  2146. He should go buy a hat. Shit in that hat. Wear that hat. Korea could give two dead flies what that sentient fruit roll up thinks.
    1
  2147. Glenn Danzig did a few neo classical albums, and they are ๐Ÿ”ฅ!!!
    1
  2148. That was song by Faith No More before Mike Patton was their singer..
    1
  2149. Exactly. As long as you don't hurt anyone, your hate is your business.
    1
  2150. Next episode: Lizzo challenges a Sarlac to an eating contest and wins! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2151. That used to make jokes abput David Patterson on SNL.
    1
  2152. Why play for the NFL when you can extort them?
    1
  2153. They must ruin everything. I had low hopes and i'm 1/2 the way through (4 of 8) and thus far i have nothing but praise. I wasn't even a fan of the source material. I saw the guy with no nose and the Ironman/Stormtrooper from Star Wars hybrid, and I wanted to check it out.
    1
  2154. What do these women see in him?!
    1
  2155. Last time I went there you could have rolled a bowling ball down any aisle and not hit anyone because it was so empty.
    1
  2156. That pissed me off too. If football is going to do that then I'm done with watching football.
    1
  2157. If they want to be seperate then let them separate in everything. No?! Just as I thought.
    1
  2158. Being on the The View isn't work. Its being annoying for profit.
    1
  2159. Imagine my surprise. I thought that it was already cancelled. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2160. There were comics where there were different guys and dudes taking up the mantle of The Crow. I hope that at least have that excuse as to why he looks so uncool.
    1
  2161. You can hear the 0% T in that kid's voice. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2162. I don't like Baldwin either, but this reeks of sabotage.
    1
  2163. Hey, my people's back in the old country = stiff upper lip and fix this shit!
    1
  2164. Minus well have dug up The Three Stooges and put them to work at the airports. What a bunch of knuckleheads!
    1
  2165. Well, they, already ruined everything else: Comic books, video games, sports, cartoons, music. Did I forget anything?
    1
  2166. Ask yourself what good has ever come from Twitter anyhow?
    1
  2167. I hate to say this, but every dude i knew that drank that much died young.
    1
  2168. That's all it is. Intentionally daring people not to talk against something.
    1
  2169. Hobo Punches = great name for a punk band.
    1
  2170. Trivia: There was a Starbucks joke on the very first episode of The Simpsons. We didnt even have Starbucks here yet, so i didnt know what they were talking about.
    1
  2171. Chris Griffin: Oopsy-Poopsy!
    1
  2172. Politicians are the current equivalent of the golden calf from The Holy Bible. They wouldn't save us all, even if they could.
    1
  2173. Stern is their Rogan, he just sucks now.
    1
  2174. Superman can't catch human sicknesses, unless they have been laced with Kryptonite.
    1
  2175. True. They were legit emotional.
    1
  2176. Like 4 horror movies came out the last two weeks alone.
    1
  2177. Lemon and Tucker are going to play Lenny and Carl in that live-action Simpsons movie that is never happening. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2178. Bob Dylan can't sing. But that doesn't mean that he won't sing.
    1
  2179. 100% going to be on a Wheaties box. Also, she talks whiter than I do, yo!
    1
  2180. They got a wrestler on there now? Guy from The New Day?
    1
  2181. If somebody wants to fab to video games it's their business isn't it? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2182. Well, at least MK's voice is white. She went to an Ivy League uni, you know.
    1
  2183. That would be hilarious!
    1
  2184. Someone will get their kneecaps bit off.
    1
  2185. Tackling childhood obesity = trying to tackle a 300lb. toddler is like trying to dislodge a fire plug out of the street.
    1
  2186. Good.
    1
  2187. If Black Widow's only power is Kung Fu then she is basically Batman. She needs her own film.
    1
  2188. If it was most popular singers...
    1
  2189. New flavor = Landmine Lemon Sorbet ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜
    1
  2190. Owned by Disney = enough said.
    1
  2191. I agree that Jordan Peele movies suck. Between him and this idea for Freddy = Horror is as dead as comedy.
    1
  2192. My cousin is Japanese and Italian. She's Jap-talian!
    1
  2193. That face + nice teeth = Pruning a dead hedge.
    1
  2194. She's taking a hard look at the issues. The issues turned to stone. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  2195. By osmosis, she's technically a cousin to the Kardashians.
    1
  2196. Here's some old anime movies that you could knock out in a single sitting: Ninja Scroll, Perfect Blue, Fist of the Northern Star, Akira.
    1
  2197. Anyone who thinks that she writes that shit that she says, I got some ocean front property in Utah to sell you. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2198. Octopus = symbol of Hydra Hydra founded by Red Skull. Before Hydra, Red Skull worked for....๐Ÿ˜จ!!!!!
    1
  2199. Football is gay...especially Dallas Cowboys. See what I did there?
    1
  2200. Sugar can be addictive.
    1
  2201. Sunday at a strip club = nothing good going to happen.
    1
  2202. All the Pizza Huts around here closed. Good. Fuck em!
    1
  2203. They already have just as much chicks crap as they do action figures, cars, Nerf guns.
    1
  2204. Toss him another rifle and he can more than protect himself.
    1
  2205. We Italians consider ourselves white.
    1
  2206. Whoopi stretched out the interior of the Tesla. Flat tire = not like she is going to walk anywhere without leaving potholes along the way.
    1
  2207. I try not to judge, but messing with signs on people's lawns is a real dick move.
    1
  2208. I actually knew a guy that got fucked up by a firework but it was way different: He was sitting on the curb, looking up at the fireworks. One didn't go off. It came down, hit his torso and exploded. He lived but he was never right again.
    1
  2209. Let that be a lesson to all other uppity hippy musicians.
    1
  2210. We had a good run. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2211. 2020 was the closest to a real life walking dead that I ever want to get: Can't leave the house and all your relatives are dying...
    1
  2212. I see the activists wearing orange over there. We know what that means.
    1
  2213. We knew this was coming.
    1
  2214. The one sports the blacks haven't yet ruined and yet....
    1
  2215. I notice they don't try that on me. I look like a poor choice for a target and it is not just a look.
    1
  2216. Thailand?! Where they kick trees for fun?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2217. "Super big fat guy" = Yokozuna?
    1
  2218. He was trying to light his magic Lamp. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2219. They'll just replace them with the same types of assholes..๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2220. I get the problem: two huge pumpkins pushed together look like black lady butts.
    1
  2221. What they say = "Justice" What they mean = "Just us"
    1
  2222. They're the two dudes from Seinfeld.
    1
  2223. Not even one full month into 2024 and.....!!!!!
    1
  2224. Seriously though, there is no way that this is going to lead to anything positive for anyone. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2225. I know.
    1
  2226. You will learn nothing from this.
    1
  2227. I see a horse and I say "Hey! Why the long face?"
    1
  2228. They are going to show two drag queens sliming each other.
    1
  2229. We knew that this was going to happen.
    1
  2230. The type of "people" (?) running Disney couldn't possibly understand a strong beautiful warrior Italian woman like Gina. They only understand back-stabbing and cronyism and only being on the top because you were allowed to crawl up there like the sniveling worms that they are. Maybe these worms need a good stepping on?
    1
  2231. He ripping off faces in heaven now.
    1
  2232. Not every movie needs to include everyone. That's the truth and tough tits who doesn't like it.
    1
  2233. What's sadder than a dwarf? A dwarf that used to be famous.
    1
  2234. It's their only play. I don't them. I blame us for letting them get away with it still.
    1
  2235. I hope you're right. More likely they are going to try to round up all of us whities and chain us up inside of barns.
    1
  2236. So be it.
    1
  2237. With $10 million he can move to the whitest white neighborhood that ever whited.
    1
  2238. Because the View came along and saved her career she was doing a terrible radio show. Next step down would have been novelty porn.
    1
  2239. Now she looks like just about every American woman under 40.
    1
  2240. I love cats. Here cats and dogs and pigs and goats are brothers and sisters.
    1
  2241. Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer. -Al "Hercules" Bundy
    1
  2242. Is she not wearing a shirt? Show us dem tig old bitties!
    1
  2243. Ya don't say?!
    1
  2244. Not Doritos!!!!!!
    1
  2245. Trivia: Dancer in the Dark = only natural lighting was used.
    1
  2246. What's she even flappin' about?! Is she high?!
    1
  2247. "Used to rule"? Yeah, keep telling yourself that all ya soft and helpless sheep to be fleeced.
    1
  2248. Really?! Is this where we are now?! This is bad! This reminds me about stuff that I've read about. Have we learned nothing?!
    1
  2249. He's definitely Irish. Mess with an Irish and get a fist! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
    1
  2250. "Yan would have loved move creative control..." Yeah? Also, people dying of thirst would sure love some iced tea.
    1
  2251. No only is meat expensive, the shelves are woefully understocked.
    1
  2252. Ironically, Joker comes up against another clown. Terrifier 3 comes out on Friday. If you are not familiar, its the what horror hans have rallied behind, with the void left by no Freddy/Jason movies.
    1
  2253. Rising water rises all boats. Same when the water dries up. Who will go see those fairy tale super hero movies when everyone is waiting in line for bread instead?
    1
  2254. When I growing up in Boston = Martha's Vineyard was Kennedy Central.
    1
  2255. I told ya about the tribe, man!
    1
  2256. Chocolate milk in a frosty glass and a Happy Meal. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2257. Heavy Metal magazine used to be the magazine that your cool stoner uncle always had.
    1
  2258. If they can't get ya into jail they'll just ruin your freedom.
    1
  2259. Are you play the Clockwork Orange soundtrack?
    1
  2260. We allowed this to happen.
    1
  2261. Fresh content = the best content.
    1
  2262. Dinero: Why did you cut me out of your terrible movie?! Dinero's agent: Quiet, you phucking fool!!!
    1
  2263. I listened to Howard from grade school right up into my first gig in medicine. Then, Artie left, and so did I.
    1
  2264. My take on the sketch was that they were paranoid against whitey not stupid.
    1
  2265. Same riots if they had won. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  2266. Guess that they found out the hard way.
    1
  2267. For the life of me, i dont know why Tim keeps Ian around. Ian has always been a turd in the punch bowl.
    1
  2268. Chris is a good Christian man. They hate that.
    1
  2269. Fuck it. Walk away. They will just assume that they were shot by one of their own.
    1
  2270. They should should have Ms. Marvel do the stunt of diving into a running chipper shredder. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  2271. Bugs Bunny to Lebron: " Get your life together, doc!"
    1
  2272. Them: It's your fault!!! Me: OK.
    1
  2273. If you consider driving a car a sport = Nascar is so white that it's clear when the light hits it the right way.
    1
  2274. I was wondering why they put it up against The Batman. They are trying to bury it.
    1
  2275. French Bulldogs are a very popular breed right now. Also, poodles!
    1
  2276. He's a doctor and his wife is a lawyers. He has a son named "Theo". ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2277. Not if they have their way. They want everything we have.
    1
  2278. When this sort of thing happens (often) it reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons: Marge finds out about a burlesque house in Springfield. She tells them to leave and they refuse. So she hits it with a bulldozer.
    1
  2279. Venom = Black Carnage = Red Gay symbiote = Rainbow and named "Lance"!
    1
  2280. If Rittenhouse had that box of sweet knives he could have stabbed the shit out of those three guys trying to kill him instead of shooting them.
    1
  2281. No matter what happens, you keep yourself safe. You are a prophet for the current age you are needed.
    1
  2282. I was listening to Crusified just yesterday. It was on my Halloween mix for some reason.
    1
  2283. Looks like a bluff was called, eh?
    1
  2284. People will walk out of this movie on airplanes in flight! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2285. What did she say?!
    1
  2286. Just like Peter Griffin thought that every Asian guy was Jackie Chan.
    1
  2287. I just finished listening to her crumby book. She is not very self aware.
    1
  2288. The second that Asians got lazy about knowing martial arts and...
    1
  2289. Unfortunately, the softness of society will be the end of us all. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2290. Krapperneck wants change in the system. Oh yeah? Well a frog wants wings so he doesn't bump his ass when he hops.
    1
  2291. That can be fixed overnight. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2292. She has Prince Valium from Space Balls hair.
    1
  2293. They will never miss an opportunity to punish us. This is the only way that they can win in their minds.
    1
  2294. Since when did former Canadian professional wrestler Pat Peterson start coaching children's soccer?!
    1
  2295. Sits at the head of Disney, on a throne forged of the bones of foolish sinners.
    1
  2296. Tom Hanks asked it to make him 'Big'.
    1
  2297. Flo's hot too.
    1
  2298. That Mad Max shit is going to actually happen isn't it?
    1
  2299. "Challa" = Black Panther has a Polish name?!
    1
  2300. I remember that world of which you speak. It was beautiful. I don't think that my weary eyes share ever see a world like that....again....
    1
  2301. Dont Pay the Ferryman = better than Lady in Red
    1
  2302. Even if I agree with an issue, the second someone goes "If you don't believe in (blank) unfollowed me." I unfollow. Because that's a dick move and I don't need that shit around me.
    1
  2303. Here's the deal: I'm not going to change the way that I speak because everyone is crazy!
    1
  2304. Give them their own jail = Judge Jail!
    1
  2305. True Story: I was at a Broadway play with my family. Billy Porter kept messing with me from the stage, most likely because I'm the huge guy wearing a sweater with a crew cut. It was all in good fun.
    1
  2306. "Shup up, Meg!!!" - Peter Griffin
    1
  2307. They can all live in one house. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  2308. Same with book stores. No interest in that. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2309. I'm legally blind without glasses. If you are close enough to me = I can definitely see the color of your hair.
    1
  2310. That's not for them to decide for the rest of us. They can go bite a solid steel cock. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2311. In the last five years, we got a few new bullshit holidays for those who contributed nothing.
    1
  2312. They don't clean their own hotel rooms = Oh, the sting of irony.
    1
  2313. The Snale Eyes/Storm Shadow rivalry is similar to the plot of the Chuck Norris movie 'The Octagon'.
    1
  2314. Tiger got what he deserved. He actually got off light.
    1
  2315. Minus well have sent The Three Stooges. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2316. If Trump were part of the tribe, Larry David would love him unconditionally. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2317. Didn't they smell her rotting?
    1
  2318. Ok. So they did smell her.
    1
  2319. Heard a rumor that Kimmel's gf Stern got covid.
    1
  2320. No judgement. Just pointing it out is all.
    1
  2321. She's going to haunt the underneath of a goat bridge.
    1
  2322. I don't see anyone ever throwing hands at me. I may be old and fat now but I could punch a dent into the side of a refrigerator in the old days (and I have). Their move.
    1
  2323. Exactly
    1
  2324. Only think that could make Whoopi look better to me is her being in a room that I'm not currently in. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2325. Applebee's around here are where you go if you want to get black-out drunk on a Tuesday night.
    1
  2326. Is anyone surprised?
    1
  2327. Jimmy Norton, Kat AND Tyrus = Yeah!!!
    1
  2328. Freddy and Jason open a bed and breakfast. ๐Ÿ˜†
    1
  2329. If a groundhog sees it's shadow in Wisconsin = 12 more months of cheese! ๐Ÿง€
    1
  2330. Safest way to watch a show like this = put it on in the living room...watch something worth a shit in the bedroom.
    1
  2331. Remember when John Cena did his fireman's carry finisher on Big Show and Edge at the same time?! That was pretty cool! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2332. Funny how not letting yourself be victimized is racist now. Its the world that they always wanted.
    1
  2333. So, the asylum is failing = their solution is to hand the lunatics the key ring?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2334. Don't like pork = don't eat it. But I do and you no one makes that decision for me.
    1
  2335. I like the first 1/2 of Turning Red but then it got dull and predictable.
    1
  2336. Is it the male test dummies or that gals drive poorly, whilst looking at their phones? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2337. Problem will Marlon Brando is that everyone told him that he was the world's greatest actor. He bought into it and stopped trying, whilst demanding obscene amounts of dough for an appearance. Need a fat actor for your film? You can hire me. Im cheaper than Brando. Still going to eat ALL the ice cream in catering though.
    1
  2338. I got an honorable mention: Julien Donkey Boy
    1
  2339. She doesn't want people to know that she's crazy. Posts a rant on the internet where she looks totally crazy!
    1
  2340. I go to Chik-faly 3very day and they do hire a lot of minorities now. Is it just here?
    1
  2341. What's the upside of having someone stomp on your head? I don't get it.
    1
  2342. She went on vacation to a place where the drinks had "The good ice."๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2343. That's me! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  2344. Camel walking around the office. Camel: Guess what day it is?! It's "Stupid Day"!
    1
  2345. Cops crumble a cracker = crickets
    1
  2346. That's how my first wife died. It made her heart explode! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2347. There were signs: Why is there white powder all over the glass coffee table? Why is there no money in our bank account? Why are the cops at the front door?! I can laugh about it now. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2348. Can't have the first two without that third thing.
    1
  2349. If a prank has the potential to cause accidental death or maiming = don't do it!
    1
  2350. You need permits to film. It's a pain in the ass, I well know, but rules are rules.
    1
  2351. Why does everyone get pissed when we point that out? It's the truth!
    1
  2352. Remember in the 80s when Neil Young did a (bad) song about soda and Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson being sell-outs?
    1
  2353. 300 = The goathead thing was playing a sitar for the orgy tent. He was like the Beatles of ancient Persia.
    1
  2354. We are already there, dude!
    1
  2355. In the end = one bank only. Then the New World Order begins (not the wrestling guys).
    1
  2356. You know who hates Capitalism? Bunch of dudes that already have millions of dollars.
    1
  2357. I believe that they are still making Grey Anatomy because my grandma watches it.
    1
  2358. Coke hurts. I won't miss Oreos so much.
    1
  2359. If I was just a little younger, I could start calling myself "Lanora" and grease-spotting the ladies in every sport in existence. Call it a stupidity loophole, if you like.
    1
  2360. I won't be holding back either. Going to get a tally mark tattooed on me for every spine that I shatter on purpose.
    1
  2361. Mayhaps she'd like to be mayor of Hot-lanta? Maybe that would be more to her liking?
    1
  2362. Whatever the media would have you believe, cops don't want to chase and shoot at anyone. They just want a nice, quiet shift and then to go home to the family.
    1
  2363. That's the problem. Literally everywhere else = just as bad or worse.
    1
  2364. It took this long to watch Roadhouse?!!!
    1
  2365. Jennifer Shore Leave. Sounds like an off-brand Gi Jo.
    1
  2366. Them: All billionaires are evil! Random: All 600+ in America, alone?!
    1
  2367. The gi joe vs Barbie movie that you described is 100x better than the actual Barbie movie that they made.
    1
  2368. True story. You aren't going to believe me: I used to be one of the caretakers at a house that was built before the Civil War. It had a succubus. She was not shy. She seemed to look a little different every time she revealed herself to one of us: empty void for a face, normal human female face, monkey demon face and more!
    1
  2369. Not even the courts hold them accountable.
    1
  2370. Oh well.
    1
  2371. I thought that I did some stupid/dangerous stuff when I was a youth! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2372. If they dislike that heavy-duty booty, they can watch literally every other show that kisses their ass. Pun intended.
    1
  2373. What Disney fails to realize is the post-pandemic we are not going to run out to see every piece of shit that they splatter onto a movie screen.
    1
  2374. One of my sisters is Jewish. Long story there.
    1
  2375. If one can't laugh at themselves = worst kind of narcissist.
    1
  2376. San Fran is now more known for used syringes, human shit on the sidewalk and bums everywhere then being fire base one for the rainbow Raiders.
    1
  2377. They have not recovered from their silly strike.
    1
  2378. All I remember about "80s Show" is the Asian guy spontaneously dancing like he's a toddler or something.
    1
  2379. Those late night hosts together = several times the unfunny suckitude!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2380. There was a movie about that. One of the Jackass crew was in it.
    1
  2381. "Its ok to be black and gay. As long as you're not Canadian, eh." - Buddy from Kids in the Hall (80s)
    1
  2382. This is what they always wanted, to get whitey.
    1
  2383. Was that Weider Al Yakavick?
    1
  2384. I play no game that I don't believe in.
    1
  2385. "Thunderous gayness" = really loud techno music
    1
  2386. True story: I dated Walter Kronkite's niece from 1992-1995. She was mean!
    1
  2387. Next time I get into trouble I'm going to blame Spider-man. I'll let you know how it goes.
    1
  2388. Great wrestler also.
    1
  2389. There can be a spoof horror movie where one of those mismatched films invades the other.
    1
  2390. This is start of bad things. You shall see. Its ugly. Cooking babies?!
    1
  2391. โ€‹ย @rebellucy6200ย Dibby had his arm all the way up Beiber's butt, like he was a ventriloquist dummy! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2392. Where does she do that? Her show has been gone.
    1
  2393. Short as he is, he'd be the next Kevin Hart. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2394. She's not box office poison. She's Hollywood Hiroshima!!!
    1
  2395. It cool to see modern wrestlers finding mainstreaming success outside of wresting. In Tyrus's case it's political commentary.
    1
  2396. Cindy Crawford in that one movie that she was in.
    1
  2397. One room at a college is more than enough for them to learn nothing. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2398. There's like 4 of those. Basically the same movie done 4 times.
    1
  2399. Canadian Karen Cops
    1
  2400. If that was an action movie, the whole place would have went up in a fire tornado!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2401. You know how squirrels in the states run across the overhead lines? Same thing happens in India, but it's cobras! Scary place.
    1
  2402. I found it both deep AND dumb.
    1
  2403. A super hero needs to be likable.
    1
  2404. Can't wait to go in there upon the morrow and not buy anything.
    1
  2405. No stealing. Just a brisk walk around.
    1
  2406. I hear ya.
    1
  2407. โ€‹@ohno467He was Shelton Cooper from Big Bang Theory. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2408. Joe Rogan takes the high road. That's class, man.
    1
  2409. This is what Wakanda looks like without the Disney movie. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2410. You're NOT black?!
    1
  2411. Her: He refuses to make me his girlfriend! Him: Because my wife would be SO pissed!
    1
  2412. $3.55 = How much it made.
    1
  2413. That was deep. I never thought of it in the way presented. Joker seems to mean different things to different people.
    1
  2414. Good.
    1
  2415. Is it LotR or the Shire's DMV?
    1
  2416. Is that commercial selling recruitment or the Hallmark channel.
    1
  2417. Yesterday, it was a guy with a shovel!
    1
  2418. I know, right?! Now, he's mid-carder, Ricochet, in what used to be wwf.
    1
  2419. They'll keep this shit up as long as we allow it to happen.
    1
  2420. Good luck in this climate.
    1
  2421. Those consequences = Will be well deserved.
    1
  2422. Hey, run across that field, and then we will see if there are landmines. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2423. I try too! Now, it reminds me of how much I miss me mum and I cry even harder. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2424. Who ordered the Hot Karen?
    1
  2425. Sounds like hell.
    1
  2426. DC so offends their sensibilities that him being black doesn't protect him. He even predicted as much.
    1
  2427. Black Widow puts the ass in assassin.
    1
  2428. Only three words can save this movie at this point, hear me out: Naked clay Wonderwoman
    1
  2429. Amy Poler + Tina Fay = No women of color?!!!
    1
  2430. So undignified. What happenend to the dignified, well-dressed gays like Will Truman from Will&Grace and Baltimore's own patron saint, John Waters?
    1
  2431. "Deadwood"? Milf Island is deadening my wood! ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  2432. I made a joke but was Beetljuice's wife based on that poisoning lady from Italy?
    1
  2433. And he won't.
    1
  2434. I'm calling bullshit on that I don't believe that she doesn't have a chauffeur.
    1
  2435. Question on the test: A pound of dead flies and a pound of Cliff Clavin's brain are on trains on opposite ends of the city....๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2436. Cheers reference, obviously.
    1
  2437. You know what whites don't have? Control of the media. That's why JS even has a show to spew such nonsense in the first place.
    1
  2438. He will also be getting butt-slammed. He'll never want to leave.
    1
  2439. Lady years are to men = Kryptonite is to Superman
    1
  2440. Wisconsin grows cheese. We all thank you! ๐Ÿง€
    1
  2441. They have to try to ruin all that we have. How long shall we allow this to stand?
    1
  2442. Only difference between that old video and now is the lady would have hit the wall because she was looking at her phone.
    1
  2443. The force is strong with The Ghost of Kiev.
    1
  2444. They sold those fetuses to Cartman.
    1
  2445. Some of these movies were in very limited release.
    1
  2446. Dan Marino is still the best QB to never win a Super Bowl.
    1
  2447. She's older than me!
    1
  2448. If we attacked a teacher ALL the teachers would have jumped in and kicked our ass. Then, local police would have kicked our ass and took us to jail. Then, when you got out of jail your dad would kick your ass most of all!
    1
  2449. Divisions within divisons.
    1
  2450. Looks like we just got more of the absolute last thing that we needed! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2451. I agree that Marvel movies are starting to hit the wall and it hard to tell one apart from another.
    1
  2452. ESPN + "pro grooming" = all those Macho athletes slapping each other on the ass.
    1
  2453. Even on Halloween it's a bad idea to run around brandishing a realistic looking weapon. People panic.
    1
  2454. "Sacred"? "Ritual"? Sounds like blasphemy to me! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2455. Riding a horse wouldn't aggravate a belly wound at all, really! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2456. Those Walmart comics are all but destroyed when I find them.
    1
  2457. That glass booth thing in the Netherlands = my buddy's old lady used to do that in the 80s, when they had no loot. We used to call it "Peeper Creepers" unofficially, of course.
    1
  2458. Can we get Buggs Bunny to saw Cali off of the rest of the country and let it float out into the ocean?
    1
  2459. Schultz finds Bob Kane's corpse. "I see nothing!" Walks out.
    1
  2460. "Nice Town" = not so much though. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2461. They do need to go somewhere, instead of leeching off of whitey all of the time.
    1
  2462. I guess that I never noticed that in the Tom Petty. Most likely because I always thought that he sucked.
    1
  2463. It's good seeing that NWA belt. I'm old enough to remember seeingb it around the waist of some of my favorite wrestlers ever: Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Harley Race and more.
    1
  2464. Im a big dude. But not as big as my sister! Like a Sumo Viking Lady!
    1
  2465. What is their end game?
    1
  2466. There are worse things to be than racist, though they don't think so. Murders are worse than racists. That's just one example.
    1
  2467. She is powerful, isn't she?
    1
  2468. If I dress like Freddy Krueger does everyone have to pretend that I'm Freddy Krueger?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2469. Both?
    1
  2470. Does that go well? โ˜บ
    1
  2471. Is that it?!
    1
  2472. The way that the cop walked into that building = that's the same way that i walked into a (fake) comedy club in a student film. But mine was on purpose.
    1
  2473. Don't touch the naked lady statue! Me: I'm almost finished.
    1
  2474. "These aren't kindergartens with poopy pants." Aren't they though?!
    1
  2475. And like M. Night he will allowed to make like 6 bad movies in a row without consequence.
    1
  2476. Lyra = named after money
    1
  2477. Why not? They've already acquired/ruined ever other viable entertainment franchise.
    1
  2478. Disney is becoming so Kmart.
    1
  2479. <Catching lead in my fat ass whilst hugging 100 Snickers bars = worth it. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2480. Why is British money heavy?
    1
  2481. You know his pops ain't around.
    1
  2482. Dorks
    1
  2483. "Wonder period powers...activate!"
    1
  2484. Since it was a Disney place, they had Chip and Dale as bouncers, and they got curb stomped. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2485. The best American Dream = Dusty Rhodes. Son of a plumber, he wined and dined with kings and queens. He slept in alleys and ate chilli beans.
    1
  2486. That vampire used to work at the blood bank but they caught her drinking on the job.๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2487. That 90s Show has a Gay-sian. He's about to come out to Kitty. Dude, everybody knows!
    1
  2488. 2022 7 dwarves = Woke-y, Toke-y, Vape Cloud, Vegan, Dirty, Hipster and White Devil
    1
  2489. You reap what you sew. Who's next?
    1
  2490. In the absence of true faith, that void has been filled by things corrupt and dangerous.
    1
  2491. I'm one of the few people left that gets the movies in the mail. Of course they get to me a lot slower now. It's ridiculous! I don't give two dead flies about strange thing or whatever.
    1
  2492. "You chose a child molester's jam!" - Kids in the Hall (80s)
    1
  2493. Spotify is so full of shit that their eyeballs are brown. Ww3 about to happen JR is the big problem, right?
    1
  2494. Guess that those students fucked around and found out. Better to learn hard lessons when you're young.
    1
  2495. They will complain and do nothing, just as they always do.
    1
  2496. If you seek vengeance you've already lost.
    1
  2497. Revelation
    1
  2498. Who needs video games when you can steal cars for real?!
    1
  2499. Dunky's has better, cheaper coffee.
    1
  2500. Aubrey Plaza's uncle is my doctor and I used to hang out with Ryan Phillipe's sister. Also, it is very haunted here!
    1
  2501. Wilmington is not so bad. Im in the city all the time...i dont live in the city limits any longer though. ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  2502. They won't though.
    1
  2503. Ironically, because she's not white. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2504. And that's why Darwin's skull is always smiling. ๐Ÿ’€
    1
  2505. If that happenend to someone in my family, he better pray that the cops find him before we do.
    1
  2506. Shit, even at my age i think that i can still pull off that regiment. Maybe i should pack up, go to MD and be a statey. The benefits alone.....
    1
  2507. True story: im hardcore Christian part of my job for 11 years was making ready the rooms where they perform abortions. I didnt like it. But i shut up, did my job, told no one...until now.
    1
  2508. "Kneel before Zodd!!!"
    1
  2509. In MM defense, he was locked up since the 70s. He most likely thought that those guys were a couple of wacky roommates.
    1
  2510. Is it because he be white?
    1
  2511. How long will we allow such things to continue?
    1
  2512. Disney troops come knocking on your door. "Are ze watching zat Dumbo in here, jah?!"
    1
  2513. Every Goodwill has a shitload of Disney dvds for like a dollar.
    1
  2514. Likes + Retreats + $1 = Small coffee at Dunkys
    1
  2515. 18 = you are legally an adult. I dont care if you draw with crayons and play with blocks! Adult = adult!
    1
  2516. Every tv show: We need to kill someone off. Who should it be?
    1
  2517. Stiff upper lip, old boy. Tea and trumpets. Bob's your uncle and all that.
    1
  2518. We were trying to get laid. It was surprisingly effective! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2519. I was once late for football practice and our legendary coach said that he was going to "Put me in a skirt for the girl's volleyball team!!!" Ah, the 80s.
    1
  2520. They are playing live-action Grand Theft Auto: Chicago.
    1
  2521. If I could rub a lamp and Robin Williams popped out = this would be my ver6 first wish! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2522. Do they hire dudes to cry at funerals?! I have a black suit! ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2523. She's so sad that she thought that it was Wendy Williams Halloween Show.
    1
  2524. These theories make sense.
    1
  2525. Atlanta would get REALLY crowded! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2526. Mattel currently also makes wrestling figures. They could have redecoed a Yokozuna and made a proper Shimmer. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2527. I'm white. If I had to work at Best Buy at my age I'd realize that I made terrible life choices.
    1
  2528. If you're famous = save your dough. That rocket ride rarely last for very long.
    1
  2529. Politics = The new false prophets.
    1
  2530. I vote that you wear the Lee Loo bandage outfit for a Halloween clip. Worth a shot. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  2531. I hear ya. My whole life this was not ok. Then, around 2014 it was decided for us that our values no longer mattered. I will no longer waste the energy caring. They just have to leave me out of it.
    1
  2532. That dude looks like a real life version of a Big Bang Theory character. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2533. Jesse Ventura is my 7th favorite proffessional wrestler.
    1
  2534. Couples costume: Not see soldier and a pile of ashes. Cry for me, Argentina. Isnt that where they all hid after the war?
    1
  2535. The Burger King Killer also shot a girl at some ghetto phone store.
    1
  2536. Ok. I'm thinking of a different case. The guy I'm thinking of was a serial killer that most shot Burger King workers. I think that he was from Philadelphia, PA.
    1
  2537. Falcon & Winter Soldier at least has a mean ginger in there for you.
    1
  2538. She was canceled because everyone is ray-sis! Wah!!!
    1
  2539. Theory = Women in movies are actually ants that can lift over 10x their own weight.
    1
  2540. The guy from The Darkness wanted to be Freddy Mercury REALLY bad!
    1
  2541. My cousin told me that 2022 was the last Firefly Festival.
    1
  2542. Autistic, he says? Freddy vs. Sheldon "Bazinga, bitch!" ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  2543. It's just got warm enough for some riotin'!
    1
  2544. 1. What white guy would want a Kardashian? 2. < As someone who's grandpops is Armenian = Kardashians are Armenians. So, are they really white though? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2545. That art makes Rob Leifeld look like Alex Ross.
    1
  2546. I was born in Boston. This shit would not have happenend there back then.
    1
  2547. Going to jail = family reunion for them.
    1
  2548. Worship of self IS devil worship.
    1
  2549. "Fart Blaster Supreme" sounds like something from the Taco Bell menu.
    1
  2550. What did the five fingers say to the face?
    1
  2551. Remember when he was just the fat kid on 'Head of the Class'?
    1
  2552. If your enemy is making mistakes, let them. - Napoleon
    1
  2553. We've finally found it. A generation that can't be educated.
    1
  2554. Jim Halpert: The KGB waits for no one!!!! Dwight: It's true.
    1
  2555. Haven't seen Jimmy Norton in a long time. His great grandfather was Curly Howard, right, ya knuckleheads?
    1
  2556. I hope that the Delbert guy has fuck you money, so that he can his life as he sees fit.
    1
  2557. How does she those pants up?
    1
  2558. They won't.
    1
  2559. I've read that. Very good book.
    1
  2560. Sounds like an orgy in Ancient Rome.
    1
  2561. DVC = For an extra $400 your kids can beat Goofy with a rusty crowbar.
    1
  2562. Wasn't he the cop in West Side Story?
    1
  2563. Truth. I wish that for everyone, even my enemies.
    1
  2564. That was a bad Metallica song, but i dont think that it caused much in long-term damage. Ulrich is the worst kind of tool = what else is new? If he didnt own the name of the band, im guessing that he would have been shit-canned even before Mustaine.
    1
  2565. Employee of the Month was such a solid flick that if he had three more movies like that in a row = he would have been the next Adam Sandler.
    1
  2566. You are a bunch good looking mother f***ers. I'll give ya that. - Samuel L. Jackson (probably)
    1
  2567. I forgot how psychotic that R. Kelly looked there..
    1
  2568. It's a Festivus for the rest of us.
    1
  2569. My very first good was a German Shepherd. He'd prowl the farm all day and come home at night. He was a good boy. Everyone loved him. I think that he was a warrior in a former life.
    1
  2570. This should surprise no one.
    1
  2571. Im always happy to right off a tv show. Plenty of stuff out there to watch.
    1
  2572. Sounds like an even more sucky version of Harry Potter...if that's even possible.
    1
  2573. Somebody better start building Robocop....quickly!
    1
  2574. Turned into fish sticks.
    1
  2575. You make a good young Santa Claus.
    1
  2576. L.A. people are like, "Oh, look! They are filming movies again!"
    1
  2577. Maybe because he is outside of their control? Just a theory.
    1
  2578. I've never "Sqeamed". If I ever do, it's not going to be over some movie squeezed out of a stale franchise. Time to let it go and get onto the next thing, Disney/Marvel.
    1
  2579. She's like The Joker but black! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2580. Mike Richards then gets replaced by Michael (Kramer) Ricards. Let them "Rrrreeeeeeee!!!"
    1
  2581. Don't you hate when floating, semi-automatic guns drift around committing crimes? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2582. That used to be treason.
    1
  2583. That part of NJ is where Bon Jovi comes from.
    1
  2584. Dinner with Whoopi Goldberg + using a circlular saw blindfolded = equal chances of accidentally losing a hand. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2585. 3?
    1
  2586. When you empower the worthless you get this. Shame on all of you who let this happen. Now what?
    1
  2587. She couldn't even get that right!
    1
  2588. Remember when Diesal from Thomas the Tank Engine pinned Bob Backlund in 45 seconds at a house show?
    1
  2589. Liquid Television was awesome!
    1
  2590. I liked his take on that Kung fu Joker.
    1
  2591. Is it because she played hockey in the first movie? That doesn't mean she's a dude. Just means that she's Canadian, eh! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2592. Chain yourself to a conveyer belt = you go into the grinder next. So don't yell and cry.
    1
  2593. No Gary Bussey?
    1
  2594. Some of the monsters in the 60s version were scary, but I was also 5 at the time so...
    1
  2595. Consignment store?! I used to run one of those. Were they trying to steal change for the bus?!!!! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2596. I used to throw a lot riff-raff out of that old place, but I was a bouncer in one of the worst bars in Boston in my youth. So it was a piece of cake by comparison.
    1
  2597. No more shut-ins = No more View
    1
  2598. Truer words never said.
    1
  2599. I call that gamer hotline. Me: Someone was mean to me! ๐Ÿ˜ข Them: Stop being a puss. click Me: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  2600. Or the tallest kid on the smart bus?
    1
  2601. North Philadelphia looking like the alley where Batman's parents got shot.
    1
  2602. So, he was doing the same thing with the bike that they try to do with the phones in lock up? Big surprise. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2603. My "inner child" died a long time ago...of small pox for some reason.๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2604. He always seemed a little fruity to me.
    1
  2605. Her personal life = many cats.
    1
  2606. CNN: With no boogeyman to hate on = no ratings either.
    1
  2607. So be it. Calling everything "ray-sis" only benefits one group out of like four.
    1
  2608. True. What can they really do anyhow, aside from flap their yap? Certainly nothing that takes even the slightest bit of effort.
    1
  2609. I could give two dead flies about anything they try to do with Ghostbusters now.
    1
  2610. Ill take those free meals. Got any more of that 80s government cheese? That stuff was snippety snap!!!!
    1
  2611. They should weld that water-head into a dumpster and drop that dumpster into the deepest part of the sewer.
    1
  2612. Also, its not a real place.
    1
  2613. Producers: Bunch of famous lady actors in this. Men: Yeah?! Which ones? Producer: The ones that are older than your mum! Men: ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2614. If someone knocked a borito out of my hand in a dream they best wake up and apologize.
    1
  2615. Nimbus = Harry Potters flying broom?!
    1
  2616. She's a hotty.
    1
  2617. For some of these bands = one album was far too many.
    1
  2618. You've got to be shitting me.
    1
  2619. Will she even wear the glasses?
    1
  2620. Stealing those Popeye's coupons. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2621. Because they don't need to take big smelly shits.
    1
  2622. Two worst things about Ireland: Oppression from the British and Bono.
    1
  2623. You're Greek too?! Brother!
    1
  2624. They are going to jump their car over a washed-out bridge into the parking lot of an abortion clinic on the other side. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2625. Ive noticed that also.
    1
  2626. Just because there is ice skating involved doesn't mean that gays like it. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2627. They watch a movie that's about nothing but a guy who kills people. Then they get mad because he kills the wrong people.
    1
  2628. British dudes are the whitest white dudes that ever whited.
    1
  2629. I got an idea: Rappin' Dat Maff = Math scores turn around overnight!!!
    1
  2630. She changes Clue so that Mr. Body is Ms. Body and she doesn't get murdered at the beginning.
    1
  2631. She might eat a whole carrot cake, but never just a carrot.
    1
  2632. Ironic that they are filming Black Panther 2 in Atlanta. Because that's the closest thing to Wakanda that's they'll ever have.
    1
  2633. Colin Jost is pretty funny. He was won the #1 book of last year on my personal list.
    1
  2634. What a putz. He should wear a helmet of shame, after we all shit in it.
    1
  2635. Because our faces would all melt like the end of that first Indiana Jones movie.
    1
  2636. KR in Gladiator: Are you not entertained?!!!
    1
  2637. Nobody tells me who I can or can't be friends with.
    1
  2638. Working on a holiday. You are a prophet AND a trooper, kind sir.
    1
  2639. Can't pay players a lot if no one cares about the games. I'm surprised that it even lasted this long.
    1
  2640. Them putting that statue in Boston is not random. They know that we are the last city that will turn a blind eye to their nonsense.
    1
  2641. Because they're stupid.๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2642. I don't want chicks in my bathroom either. I'm try to take a shit in peace and I need no distractions!
    1
  2643. A family from Ireland walks through Disney. Guy dressed as Goofy yells "Hide all the booze!!!" Is that against their new policy? It's OK. Im Irish too.
    1
  2644. Steve Martin was a never an official cast member. It's just that he was on there so often in the early days that it seems as if he was.
    1
  2645. I too grew in a haunted house. True story: There was a chunk of my stale birthday cake. I was chasing my siblings around the house to make them eat it. One of them slapped it out of my hand. It never hit the floor. It was never found.
    1
  2646. Holy Sheetz!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2647. Everyone who buys the boxed set is allowed to go into the dumpster behind the store and dig out a copy of GB 2016.
    1
  2648. Got a few tickets for tomorrow night. I don't think that there were any other tickets sold.
    1
  2649. What shall they do when that big last earthquake hits and it drops into the ocean?
    1
  2650. Didn't Dilbert try to tell ya?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2651. Burger King....Burger Queen...food still sucks.
    1
  2652. No. They like her because she reminds them of themselves. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2653. Frosk is so full of shit that her eyeballs are brown!
    1
  2654. Like a Mad Max movie!
    1
  2655. If you don't vote for a woman does it mean that you're afraid of women?
    1
  2656. Can't cancel Superman, yo.
    1
  2657. Quidick/Quadball doth not exist because people can't fly outside of airplanes.
    1
  2658. The far left says exactly what they are programed say...like robots.
    1
  2659. Give that black samauri a Bud Lite! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2660. This seems to be the death of late night outside of NBC. Much like Simpsons, The View, SNL = The Tonight Show will never be canceled, even if no one is watching.
    1
  2661. I tried reading that book to laugh at it. It was trash. I couldn't finish it. I don't know what happenend between my childhood and now, but certain individuals sure feel emboldened in a way that never would have flown back then.
    1
  2662. In London, they stop you from driving on the wrong side of the road. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2663. When I was a kid I was always disappointed when the ghosts and monsters on Scooby-Doo turned out to be just some local dope in a mask/costume.
    1
  2664. He's more than old enough to know better.
    1
  2665. Books so white that if you hide your money and jewelry in your books they'll never find them to steal them.
    1
  2666. "Why they don't they climb" = effort involved? Too uneven to bounce a basketball? No one can hear them rap up there? It's hard to do crimes on vertical surface? I could go on. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2667. We need no protection. We are not the fragile ones.
    1
  2668. Woke don't believe in heaven. If they did it might chill them out a piece.
    1
  2669. When i was growing up, college had to be earned. Now, it's just a daycare for adults in arrested development.
    1
  2670. He seems to know a lot about a lot famous people. Isn't he the one that called out Cosby?
    1
  2671. She hates billionaires because she's too stupid to be one. Cant tell if she's 20 or 45.
    1
  2672. Chicago is lost. And Beetlejuice is still mayor.
    1
  2673. Its like Thor's buddy made of blue rocks that had an antigovernment rally and only his parents showed up. So they sent him to War World or some such nonsense.
    1
  2674. Venom + gay = "Sploog!!!"
    1
  2675. Elf-fa-bah
    1
  2676. They reap what you sew.
    1
  2677. "Library" = walk of shame ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2678. "White brothers and sisters..." Neal Adam's believes that there are only two genders = confirmed! Sound that alarm! Rrreeee!!!
    1
  2679. The many are inconvenienced for the few. Must be post 2014!
    1
  2680. Falcon and Winter Soldier wanted to go on a fishing trip and fuck it all out.
    1
  2681. Don't believe in evil spirits, eh? You would if you saw one. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  2682. As far as Barbie Beiber goes, I've seen less embarrassing uncontrolled emotional outbursts at funerals.
    1
  2683. Monday good? Busy weekend and all. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2684. I really enjoyed Malignant. But how did the back of head monster get so strong and become such a skilled killer?
    1
  2685. Big surprise. Brains have never been a strong suit.
    1
  2686. Everything gay now.
    1
  2687. Fuck them hippy motherfuckers anyhow.
    1
  2688. This just in Everyone: GOOD! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2689. Drive up to it and start yelling: Give me three bacon cheese burgers, large curly fries, 19 nuggets...and a diet root beer!
    1
  2690. I loved Memphis. But i had to leave Memphis. Because i saw this shit, the germ of it, over ten years ago, and I had to get to somewhere less dangerous and with far less drama....like Beirut!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2691. Here's another example: Mortal Kombat was made by two dudes (Tobias & Boon). Tobias left and tried to start a fresh fighting franchise that went nowhere.
    1
  2692. They are talking about building that All Villains park, which Id actually like to see. But how will they as they are bleeding billions of dollars?!
    1
  2693. Alexander sucked.
    1
  2694. Terri Hatcher: I was Lois Lane, damn it!!!
    1
  2695. Left-wing Sredder watching this hero on a wall of tvs. He throws ninjas star at tv. Commands Foot Clan: Find him...silence him....๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2696. What ive noticed: Lady cops in 2024 look like ladies. Lady cops in the 70s had a thicker beard than I have right now! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2697. Not Black Friday. Just Friday.
    1
  2698. This is the world that you psychotic circus animals always wanted. Let's see how long it lasts.
    1
  2699. They can blame whitey or anything they like. They still lose.
    1
  2700. Netflix?! Would have bet dough that it was Syfy channel.
    1
  2701. Snow White is now Sand Tan. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2702. Sheep = never "get a clue".
    1
  2703. Happy Thanksgiving, oh bearded one.
    1
  2704. How has hulu not made a movie about this?!
    1
  2705. Again, life imitates South Park.
    1
  2706. She wanted White Claw.
    1
  2707. How is it even her business?! It's not even a Disney property. She gets NO ass kissing points. Does she know that?
    1
  2708. And Dr. Frankenstein.
    1
  2709. Goosebumps
    1
  2710. Does it all look like that?!
    1
  2711. Oh, the irony!
    1
  2712. Firstly, it's true that Netflix will buy any old crap. Secondly, she is totally going to face 0% backlash, unlike others definitely would.
    1
  2713. "Defends Israel..." Looks Irish Swedish last name But everyone DOES know that she's actually Jewish, right?
    1
  2714. But miners dig deep holes in the ground in search of resources. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2715. It seems as if someone got into his ear and wanted him to make a very public message of loyalty to the left. That or a psychotic break, which is less likely.
    1
  2716. Content of their character = like the bottom of a dry well that someone took a shit into. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2717. That's why Ted hears his own voice as Bob Saget. He's fucking delusional.
    1
  2718. With the ups and downs, Ashton seems much more interesting than nearly all of the characters that he plays.
    1
  2719. She is making the right decision.
    1
  2720. "Not hearing news stories from the left." But the left controls the media. Just as they always have.
    1
  2721. She was great! Just watched the episode. Definitely would have went for that in my 20s, when I was young, strong and very guapo! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2722. To be honest, no so very narrow anymore. Also, The Immortals found a goat path around to the back of The Hot Gates. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2723. Because that's what's expected of us now. Bad habits and whatnot.
    1
  2724. Reminds me of the obscure horror/sci-fi film 'American Cyborg'.
    1
  2725. A vendor was arrested for not having a migrant license?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2726. "Didnt know the name of her father" Wow! She's blacker than anyone in this whole ugly deal!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2727. Went to the hospital last week and the nurse that worked on had non-matching tats on either side of her neck. When I worked in medicine, it stated clearly in the manual that any tattoos had to be covered.
    1
  2728. Once they killed off Rasputin I didn't care as much.
    1
  2729. The guy with the ax at McDonald's was just pissed because he wanted to get a Grimace toy in his Adult Happy Meal and he got Birdy. No one likes Birdy!!!
    1
  2730. Agreed
    1
  2731. Are they suggesting that Tom Brady should have taken a dive? Guess what? Super Bowl is ALWAYS in Feb.! Even Brady himself may have not won his last Super Bowl. So please to save those tears, everyone.
    1
  2732. Moeisha Tyler Moore don't want ta get her weave wet, yo. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2733. Exactly
    1
  2734. You know why hockey isn't effect?
    1
  2735. "Magnets. How do they work?" ICP reference. Sweet.
    1
  2736. I pick death by snu-snu!
    1
  2737. On behalf of white people, we aren't going anywhere.
    1
  2738. Someone gets stuck in a store and dies during one of these robberies = They still get off Scott free.
    1
  2739. In your small apartment = The skeleton your roommate?
    1
  2740. Northface brand crack!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2741. Moon Knight must speak out to justify his seat at the table. Saying nothing is treason to these psychos.
    1
  2742. Worry about it. Don't worry about it. Still doesn't change it.
    1
  2743. Pander to non-whites = Apology Don't pander to non-whites = Apology
    1
  2744. Sorry, Edward Norton, you don't get to be Hulk no more!
    1
  2745. Of course Death Adder cant die! He's like 500 snakes!
    1
  2746. ย @orphnemusic6788ย  No. Got to be intelligent to get that stuff.
    1
  2747. I could see Rock and Joe getting along. They have a lot in common.
    1
  2748. At this point = It would be news if a feminist comic didn't completely shit the bed. But will they stop trying? Nope!
    1
  2749. Type O Negative did a better version of Cinnamon Girl.
    1
  2750. My friend, it's only going to get worse. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2751. They are going to start arresting white people for not being flammable enough for the fire bums. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2752. You're a prophet, homes!
    1
  2753. They were just reenacting the opening to the 1990 film 'Frankenhooker'. It is rumored to be Bill Murray's favorite movie.
    1
  2754. Chimps so realistic that they will rip your face off!!!
    1
  2755. Judy Bloom books were a unstoppable in the 70s. Not so much in 2023.
    1
  2756. Harley Quinn = Treated poorly by The Joker and she kills people. Bring your daughters!
    1
  2757. They are going to analyze that poop and that guy is going to shoot himself with an invisible hunting rifle. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2758. Indy 5 was better than Indy 4 at least.
    1
  2759. True story: I was at a punk rock show in Cali like ten years ago. Elijah Wood was there and jumped into the mosh pit. He got wiped out. His bodyguard had to wade in there and throw him up over his shoulder to get him out. We were all like "Hey, was that fuckin' Frodo?!!!"
    1
  2760. Is that the same Sarah Polley who was only in historical dramas and indy films before Zack put her in 'Dawn of the Dead'? That's gratitude for you.
    1
  2761. I pledge a poo penny. It's a penny that I pulled out of a pile of my dog's poo. ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  2762. He would want to see that laptop if it had cock pics on it.
    1
  2763. Should have been Legion of Doom Kills the JL. Not the wrestling guys. Actually, the wrestling guys vs JL = better idea. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2764. That's the world now. I was hoping that I'd not live long enough to see it. ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  2765. Why is OJ there? Should be golfing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2766. She's queen of the stupid and Boba Booey is her king! Hoo, hoo, hoo, Robin!
    1
  2767. Written by same person that wrote that phoney Curt Go-bang suicide note 29 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2768. Im Irish, Eastern European, and Mediterranean.
    1
  2769. She's crazy but she is right about the social media thing. They do check.
    1
  2770. Show up at a cop's house and see what happens to you.
    1
  2771. I'd think that Putin can get hot blonde Russian ladies. Why would he be slummin' it? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2772. You: Latin X!!! Random Mexican: What did you say, homes?!
    1
  2773. "Just be racist..." Says the type of person who would want to make that a capital crime if he had that power?
    1
  2774. Man i hated the Pet Shop Boys!
    1
  2775. Those were his first words as an adult.
    1
  2776. The dip in quality in season 4 is palpable. Im close to bailing.
    1
  2777. Where I come from saying us Italians are not white is a huge insult. It's something people say to intentionally make us angry.
    1
  2778. Grandma saw WW2 and she's tired of your shit!
    1
  2779. So we can quit our jobs, waste our money, abandoned our kids, spends most of our lives locked up, stop reading books? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2780. Miss anything?๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2781. He gets tired of Barbie's shit and goes to live with Big Jim the Bratz dolls. I would have said Gi Joe, but Mattel doesn't own those.
    1
  2782. That guy is not interested in women. She was barking up the wrong tree.
    1
  2783. The Darkness was a better band than they get credit for being.
    1
  2784. < Just won't go see it. Wow! They sure showed me, eh?!
    1
  2785. Think they'd learn by now.
    1
  2786. She drank the woke Koolade....there was a lot of booze in it. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2787. Isnt she a Jewish though?
    1
  2788. When i used to play Grand Theft Auto on playstation, i didnt think that it would become real and be in every city! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2789. Gross! ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  2790. Boston?
    1
  2791. Chess: Black pieces and white pieces.
    1
  2792. They can believe that they are chose over the rest of us. But they can't make me believe that they are chosen over the rest of us. God plays no favorites.
    1
  2793. "Dumb-dumb, need gum-gum!"
    1
  2794. They ruined basketball before I was even born.
    1
  2795. I wish that i was as optimistic. 2025 = no one will learn anything/everything will continue to suck!
    1
  2796. The 1994 Interview with the Vampire was more than gay enough.
    1
  2797. Netflix blows! They were the first and now they're the worst.
    1
  2798. This very morning, I was walking down the street and there were 5 Mexicans fixing the roof of a historical museum in the rain, just as I did in my 20s. In a way, I was proud of those dudes. In America + if you crawl = you are almost guaranteed to fly.
    1
  2799. June teen = So they don't feel left out on Father's Day.
    1
  2800. Why bother?
    1
  2801. "Jimble Kimble!!!" - Wendy the .......
    1
  2802. Jeopardy is for smart people. They watch Kardashians and Jerry Springer and whatever the show on Mtv now.
    1
  2803. The one show that doesn't kiss woke ass (because it's Korean) and they are trying to fuck it up too.
    1
  2804. Nope. They will find their two cellmates: Marcus and Tyrone! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2805. The Jamaican Church was not only the best sketch but true: No matter where my family vacationed in the world = Church on Sunday!
    1
  2806. I don't. I know the truth. If I walk the path alone, so be it. Most eyes are blinded by choice. Ears are open to nothing but the foul words of false prophets.
    1
  2807. Your fears are not unrealistic.
    1
  2808. Because it's 2024 and they had to make it about old ladies. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2809. Just like everywhere else.
    1
  2810. 2020: An abyss of disease and terrible media.
    1
  2811. What about that game with the different colored space suits? It's kind of like Alien and The Thing?
    1
  2812. Ironically, that group isn't watching Disney. They are watching BET and judge shows all day long, 7 days a week.
    1
  2813. I got it: (555) 555-5555
    1
  2814. I'm so jealous!
    1
  2815. No matter what color you were in life = your ghost gonna be white! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2816. Be careful sticking a finger in someone's face. Might get it broken.
    1
  2817. Congratulations, Levar. Have a tuna fish sandwich with us! One of us! One of us! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2818. "Safe"? I have to disagree for you for the very first time. Danger is everywhere: A tree can fall on my house. I can fall down my steps. I can take five steps out of my front door and get blasted by a bus. I can drive ten blocks to get ice cream and get t-boned by a drunk driver...
    1
  2819. Where was I Jan. 6: Watching it on TV with my pops.
    1
  2820. God says that you don't need a sign to believe in Him. But this sure looks like one. Repent and take heed. Revelation is at hand. Read it yourself.
    1
  2821. My neighbor is black and Chinese. She's Blackenese!
    1
  2822. Chimp: Hulk, Smash!!!
    1
  2823. Glad my parents left London before I was born. Place seems fucked.
    1
  2824. I wonder what she tastes like. Not very good I'm guessing. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
    1
  2825. Hey, Nordic countries?! Having too much success?! Just do what we did! = add some blacks!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2826. "DC Fandom needs to be cleaned." They aren't doing anything about anyone, if it requires ungluing their giant asses from their giant chairs.
    1
  2827. My first real job (not yardwork, farm work, delivering papers) was washing dishes at a dinner theater.
    1
  2828. He was laughing along up until then.
    1
  2829. Then she should have gone up there and done it herself. That would have garnered her sympathy. Will is receiving none at that.
    1
  2830. Sounds like when Bill Pullman got zombified in 'The Serpent and the Rainbow'.
    1
  2831. They all keep playing that Trump trumphet. Doo-doo-doot-da-dot-doo! No wonder they dont bother making those Freddy Krueger movies anymore. He's got nothing on the way that Trump (still) scares people in real life! ๐Ÿ˜จ ๐Ÿ™€ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  2832. Irony = Socialism championed by rich people who worship a big pile of money.
    1
  2833. If we show the world that we are wicked then the outsiders will see us as less than human when they come for us.
    1
  2834. She's the worst thing about SN right now.
    1
  2835. I'm not criticizing. I like him. I always have. I'm merely pointing out the obvious visuals here.
    1
  2836. Overall, a good speech too. Maybe his best.
    1
  2837. He captain now. Not Tom Hanks. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2838. We should all do this and impregnate all their women with are superior conservative children.
    1
  2839. Really? Must have changed a lot then. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  2840. Also, Hobby Lobby.
    1
  2841. Canada, eh? Why am I not surprised? Glad that I live here now.
    1
  2842. We'll see about that.
    1
  2843. Hug = He IS smart!
    1
  2844. All he did is to speak the truth.
    1
  2845. She won't be old and alone...she will have 200 cats to keep her company. ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  2846. Oh, Canada.
    1
  2847. Just this very morn, we were going through our list of family members who were cops and retired in the last couple of years. No one wants to be out there dealing with this crap!
    1
  2848. Is that why that got rid of Bobby Flay? For just being a white straight (?) male?
    1
  2849. His frozen head is spinning in it's container.
    1
  2850. ย @Lightningstrike1220ย  They say his last words were "Kurt Russel". They were actually "Dont sell my company to the Jews".
    1
  2851. Love Tim Pool. He is a modern day prophet of true absolute.
    1
  2852. Glad that I left Memphis in 2018.
    1
  2853. Finally turned to the darkest side of the force. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2854. If you turn on cnn right now they will not talk about Israel nor the oil line being shut down. They are talking about what happen at the capital at the beginning of the year.
    1
  2855. He's half white. So he'd be in the plantation house making cream of wheat and tap dancing with Shirley Temple.
    1
  2856. Quite true.
    1
  2857. Communism hath always been anti religion of all types.
    1
  2858. Great. A new flag. ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  2859. Fighting a war on multiple fronts is never a good idea.
    1
  2860. Not blaming anybody.
    1
  2861. DVC = for an extra $2000 The Indiana Jones Stunt Show has real bullets and a real plane propeller! You never see the same stunt actors twice.
    1
  2862. Here's how you solve the problem = Math Rap! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2863. Them: I want a good man. Me: Yeah? A frog wants wings so he doesn't have to bump his ass when he hops. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2864. Hey, Lucas film? Maybe you should concentrate on making better movies. I think that they give you WAY too much leeway as it is. Also, the dogs wouldn't have walked out on their own. Dogs aren't that stupid.
    1
  2865. Domestic calls can be the most dangerous calls indeed.
    1
  2866. BBC gaming = big black c***s?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2867. Light foot and a heavy face. ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  2868. Politics = The new false idol
    1
  2869. Jesus is the way.
    1
  2870. Got a cold?
    1
  2871. They had a good, long run. They lasted 5 decades longer than Loggins & Mesina!
    1
  2872. Downside = weirdos bleeding all over your grass. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2873. They are way off. They should make a movie with just shots of fat white lady asses in it.
    1
  2874. Spider-man got fat and the webs wouldn't hold him anymore.
    1
  2875. Sounds like it's a couple octopus tentacles away from being a high-in-tie. I don't know how to spell it.
    1
  2876. I grew up in Massachutes. That shit didn't happen back then.
    1
  2877. Receipts are racists.
    1
  2878. Same
    1
  2879. I, for one, wouldn't even do her with Brian's dick.
    1
  2880. 'Surf Shark' sounds like that chip Catwoman was looking for, in that third Batman movie with Bane.
    1
  2881. Here's something you won't hear anywhere else: When Cab Callaway died, someone stole all of the jewelry off of his corpse.
    1
  2882. Or actors?
    1
  2883. In their defense, it doesn't seem that when they signed up for the game in the first episode that didn't knew that they'd be killed for losing.
    1
  2884. Come at me and I will knock you out. If the cops won't protect me then I'm more than capable of protecting myself.
    1
  2885. It wasn't back when I played it.
    1
  2886. Gang in your neighborhood sounds like The Warriors...'The Warriors'.
    1
  2887. That biological dude should fight me. I may be old now, but I can still go.
    1
  2888. Hey! You're not supposed to notice that! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2889. Legion of Doom?!!!
    1
  2890. The Holy Bible warned of false prophets in the End Times....
    1
  2891. The open white hostility is a thing. Ive seen it two days in a row now, once by another white person! But I just shake my head and laugh. People like myself live not in fear. So they most likely hate me most of all. By my heel, I care not.
    1
  2892. You talking about the cool kids taking over the hobbies = I was having a (similar) conversation not even an hour agone.
    1
  2893. Ya think? ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  2894. What I get from this = cheating is ok for them, but not for you! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2895. Greta, you are being used. They are not your friends. They will turn on you too.
    1
  2896. Look around yourself and see that all prophecies are coming to pass. Don't blame anyone else but oneself.
    1
  2897. We were talking about The Three Cabiaros just yesterday! Definitely a highlight of our last Disney trip.
    1
  2898. Sweet Baby Inc. Red Dead Redemption 3: Crackers of the Old West ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2899. What about the hurricane in the early 90s?
    1
  2900. Same here. No need to let a good song go to waste just because it has some rust on it.
    1
  2901. I'm part Armenian. They tried to wipe us out. Yet here we stand.
    1
  2902. Two nights ago, a store that I go to every day had a dude waving a knife around. I could have easily been there at the time.
    1
  2903. NDT + wanting hockey tickets =Then he's whiter than me!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2904. They were having Three Stooges practice.
    1
  2905. DVC = For an extra $3000 you can throw fire bottles from the Dumbo ride.
    1
  2906. Who do you think is pulling the strings behind the curtain like The Wizard of Oz?
    1
  2907. It's a shame that the actual Popeye wasn't at Popeyes. He could have eaten some spinach and punched this dude onto the surface of the moon.
    1
  2908. Little Naz X is the dude with the blood shoes and I definitely thought of him when I saw this.
    1
  2909. I can think of merely one other movie outside of BttF where time travel worked: Evil Dead 3
    1
  2910. If they not lack the courage of their conviction, let them come. They shall find that there are consequences for that choice.
    1
  2911. That's quite the accent he has. What planet is that prosecutor from anyway?
    1
  2912. Im confused. Why do they even bother waiting for the weekends when they dont even work?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2913. Before she was famous, she was in New Jersey State Choir with my sister.
    1
  2914. Even then her family was stupid rich! $$$$
    1
  2915. Wouldn't a "Boomer dad" have adult kids by now? They can take their damn self to the movies.
    1
  2916. It's everything that they ever wanted...and more!
    1
  2917. What if they decide that white people are banned from a movie that we actually want to see? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  2918. The Legion of Doom from Super Friends...but black, yo! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2919. They've been playing victims for hundreds of years. It's the one successful move that they have.
    1
  2920. They want to ruin movies the way that they ruined music. Did you see The Grammy's? All rap and country, the two worst and laziest genres of music!
    1
  2921. I'm in.
    1
  2922. Aquafina and Yoko Ono = only two Asian women ever who are unattractive.
    1
  2923. I heard that the stereotypical Valentine hearts was supposed to be two hearts together.
    1
  2924. 80s-early 90s horror movies were the best. We don't get many horror films on that level any longer.
    1
  2925. Salty Cracky always an informative way to wake up.
    1
  2926. That "Red Table" looks more like the couldren in the first scene of Macbeth.
    1
  2927. Joe Rogan is our Oprah.
    1
  2928. My state isn't on the list?!!! (Pretends to be surprised) ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
    1
  2929. They don't even bother having the white neighbor any longer and everyone seems to be ok with that.
    1
  2930. I'm going to start wearing a box of bandaids a day.
    1
  2931. He was doing an imitation of one of Hulk Hogan's kids, brother!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2932. I once heard someone say it best, "Joe Rogan is Oprah for alpha dudes." I would also add that he is true inheriter of the Hasbeen Howie thrown, because he works two weeks a year and it sucks when he does.
    1
  2933. I hope that guy's book becomes a book on tape. Only way that I have time to consume books these days.
    1
  2934. I don't feel guilty. Fuck 'em.
    1
  2935. I have theory about Harley: She came a long in a non-traditional way (cartoon) why comics were hot and a lot of popular character showed around the same time (1992): Spawn, Carnage, best version of Lobo, Deadpool...and, as I said, Harley Quinn. Therefore, DC feels that she can do nothing but shit golden eggs.
    1
  2936. She is like the real life Dr. Evil. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2937. And when there is no excuse, they still do violence. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2938. Paramore was very unrated. They seem to be in a lot of my playlists.
    1
  2939. Last time that i saw stand-up comedy that cringy, Kramer was on stage. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2940. Nope. Just someone exploiting that.
    1
  2941. Some countries are aging out. It looks as if we will soon join that list.
    1
  2942. Yes it is.
    1
  2943. She's the villain. The good guys don't solve problems in such a manner as that.
    1
  2944. He's wasting his time with small crimes. With a jump like that, he could be a supervillain and go fight Batman AND Spider-man! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2945. Making fools of themselves is all those latenight hosts (zombies) ever do now.
    1
  2946. Everything is a grift with them. What would JFK say?!
    1
  2947. He'd really stand out there. I'm guessing, even amongst a billion people, 7ft. tall black dudes are very rare.
    1
  2948. You mean grandma? That's who raises them.
    1
  2949. Carona Beer: I thought that we were in trouble because of our name but Shit, Bud Light!
    1
  2950. He's not near bipartisan enough now. I really miss that version of JB.
    1
  2951. If I'm not mistaken, I believe that he performed at our state fair this Summer. Not exactly a premium gig to say the least.
    1
  2952. All my teachers were big, fat, ugly, mean nuns = "Scoring" with one of them would have been a nightmare! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2953. "Vernacular"?! That's a derby! - Curly Howard (1930s)
    1
  2954. They are well aware of how dumb what's left of their audience actually is.
    1
  2955. Its not just whites who know the truth. Ask any Hispanic or Asian father who he doesn't want his daughter bringing home. Unless he's a sap or a liar he will tell you what's what.
    1
  2956. Here's one: The second that Geoff became a regular on Goldbergs = I was out.
    1
  2957. 1st Joker movie = veiled gayness 2nd Joker movie = Hello, San Francisco!!! ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2958. I remember when Dice sold out the garden.
    1
  2959. This is the world that the blecks always wanted = a kindergarden with no teachers. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2960. This happens in the mainstream comics. You go and try to do what is now VERY lucrative indy comic = They STILL come after you!
    1
  2961. It must be all the movies, tv, video games. They think that real life death is as without meaning as in fiction. Thats what happens when you have the option of living in an indestructible bubble of lies.
    1
  2962. Fuck Canada!
    1
  2963. I knew wokeness would end the country. Here's the proof. You still have to go through basic before you can work in the kitchen or do anything else. How are they going to handle a Sgt. yelling in their face?
    1
  2964. Whoopi would not have stood up because she needs a forklift for that now.
    1
  2965. What city of any size doesn't have the things needed to run a city in it?!
    1
  2966. I was shocked just last night to find out that Grey's Anatomy is still on! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  2967. A move to hive-mind. No that's no freaking secret!
    1
  2968. I noticed that also, but the story is solid, acting A+, the lighting is perfect, and that crazy, old music fits.
    1
  2969. Only because it's the 50s and people were specific back then. My grandparents were Italian and Russian, and that was considered "mixed couple". True story.
    1
  2970. But that's not really the point. The point is that he couldn't save her, and now he can't die. That's why he is now so heartless and mean. He saw the world explode 200+ years ago, and now he's still dealing with it.
    1
  2971. Zombies!!!
    1
  2972. I thought that only smart people watched Jeopardy. Oh well!
    1
  2973. Of course she's jealous of us. She is under the dillusion that we get everything handed to us, without hard work or even having to try.
    1
  2974. There are three comic shops within reasonable driving distant from here. The best one of the three switched ownership as of last week. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  2975. She's like Patient Zero of everything wrong with society today.
    1
  2976. Sounds like he's going to cry. What's up with that?
    1
  2977. 'Twas a quick ride for her. Hope that she saved some dough.
    1
  2978. You only sell yourself short by being around them by choice.
    1
  2979. I can't speak for anyone else, but I could never understand what he was singing.
    1
  2980. Who doesn't know that a book won't stop a bullet?! Everybody should be able to have a gun, except criminals and stupid people!
    1
  2981. BL = So wooden that watching her will give you eye splinters. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  2982. Why lies gots to be "white"?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  2983. They decided to play the unlucky lottery...and lost.
    1
  2984. They should fire them. Then Disney would get sued for firing them, unfortunately.
    1
  2985. My dad loved the New York Post. He wouldn't be happy that it costs $3 now!
    1
  2986. That dude that tackled the gunmen = That's Batman!
    1
  2987. Advil: Your ancestors worked hard. You dont. Have some asprine! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  2988. This is what happens in a society without Batman or Spider-man.
    1
  2989. We have three stores left in the county: 1. One opened before I was born. As long as that guy lives it should stay open. 2. Guy is independently wealthy. I cut the grass on his mum and dad's compound, when I was a lad. It should survive as long as he wants to stay in the business. 3. I was tight with the couple that owned it. It was the gold standard, better than the other two combined. The husband died and the wife didn't handle it well. They sold it to some asshat. I haven't been back since.
    1
  2990. All those dudes that their wives/gfs tried to kill them should not have left the toilet seat down! REEEEE!!!
    1
  2991. Maybe it's time for Dr. Ken to go back to being a doctor.
    1
  2992. Mickey's Nipple = If you ever need to change the name of this channel...
    1
  2993. Zack Morris was always a scumbag. Can't pick and choose.
    1
  2994. She is overpaid. They could have gotten somebody who can actually act for less than half of that.
    1
  2995. He's Canadian. You know how Canadians be.
    1
  2996. That Montague did get one thing right = "Fear of nothing." That is true. We especially fear them not. So stop acting like you are holding us hostage.
    1
  2997. The mud is really coming out in the last weeks before the mid-terms. They say that JF arrested a guy and Dr. Oz killed 300 puppies. Also, Oz + JF = Friends with...Count Dracula!!! (Surprised Pikachu face)
    1
  2998. Shang Chi! Showing on the outside brick wall of where the homeless go to eat.
    1
  2999. White cast as a black character. Nope. Notice that it never swings that way.
    1
  3000. "If you're against St. George..." tough tits because it's happening in spite of you.
    1
  3001. They already did. Took like only 4 hours! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3002. G4 = Cause it sunk below the sand in less than 4 days?
    1
  3003. Happy Friday to you, yo.
    1
  3004. "Accute panic..." Compared to what? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3005. New Darkwing Duck wears a yamaka.
    1
  3006. "The black man has one glaring weakness..." 1. Fat white women with low standards? 2. Managing finances? 3. Giving the cops attitude? Should I do on? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3007. That's silly! In the 80s, cancer was found to be caused by a member of the Canadian comedy team, Kids in the Hall.
    1
  3008. Jimble Kimble
    1
  3009. I'm afraid so, homes.
    1
  3010. Open a book store and they will magnetically repelled by it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3011. "They have no bread!" They have a better cell phone than I do!
    1
  3012. Should one be wearing those blue blockers whilst watching Twitch?
    1
  3013. This just in: Dogs are racist!
    1
  3014. Anything that they want to do = they grab a cross and Holy water and say, "The power of racism compels you!!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3015. I don't think that she'd go back at this point.
    1
  3016. They did an 80s movie about that called 'Soul Man'.
    1
  3017. They never wanted equality. They wanted to take over.
    1
  3018. Wicked will be huge. Much like Barbie, there will be a lot of ladies and gay dudes seeing it.
    1
  3019. Reminds me of me when I was that age. Im middle-aged now. I dont have a kot of friends, but the ones that I do have are ride/die mother phuckers.
    1
  3020. "You good this." Radiation poisoning? Yeah. We'll have that.
    1
  3021. Olsteen: Ive been here 65 years... Me: Vampire!!!
    1
  3022. That guy = Broomface
    1
  3023. I usually don't care about the stuff you're selling, but those fake prank letters = that's SO my sense of humor and that's why my friends and family hate me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3024. She could've done better. Yikes! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3025. Sounds like she's desperate to remain relevant.
    1
  3026. How's Bin Laden doing these days? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3027. He's going to be a millionaire regardless.
    1
  3028. What Netflix show took it up the pooper harder: The Santa joo movie or CB?
    1
  3029. It's because of Gonzo's nose, right?
    1
  3030. I hate to say this: We have three comic book stores in driving distance. In five years, I expect two out of three not to be there. The one left will be one owned by the dude who is independently wealthy.
    1
  3031. "Jimbel Kimbel."
    1
  3032. Shang Chi! Showing at that one movie theater between the city dump and the county jail!
    1
  3033. Funny you should say that. Working my way through college, I worked as a lifeguard AND in a deep freezer (not at the same time). I was very guapo!!!
    1
  3034. Eat a bug and pledge thine self to the woke overlords, foolish mortals! ๐Ÿ‘น
    1
  3035. They should put them all in the same jail, like where Batman puts all the monsters he arrests.
    1
  3036. Malcom X street in Harlem = sounds more dangerous than the nuthouse where Batman warehouses all of Gotham's super villains.
    1
  3037. I'd like to donate something by taking a big old dump in the red kettle.
    1
  3038. 63 dates = like a date every 5 days or so, but I suck at math do I could be way off.
    1
  3039. He's allowed to believe what he wants to believe, no matter who doesn't like it. It's not illegal have beliefs....yet.
    1
  3040. Chuck is interested.
    1
  3041. They'll never learn.
    1
  3042. You don't worship a mural.
    1
  3043. The irony is that these protesters hate cops.
    1
  3044. She has a gymnastics background. That is canon all the way back to Mad Love.
    1
  3045. Because they can't teach and the kids are too stupid to learn.
    1
  3046. I was wondering why that chick in a helmet had a bigger ass than I do! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3047. I wasn't even thinking of this one. There is two of these at least!
    1
  3048. The lady from Community?!
    1
  3049. My grandma (rip) liked Jim Gaffigan because he had a clean comedy act. Also, she liked that "Fluffy" guy for the same reason.
    1
  3050. That's bullshit and they know it. They are the ones making $ off the Holiday, trading cheap junk for their most precious gold.
    1
  3051. Social justice = Kryptonite to ALL comedy ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3052. True. Who else could they blame their inevitable failures on?
    1
  3053. Is it because pumpkin spice creamer makes black coffee white? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3054. That's how they think. If they are doing it it's ok. Same mentally as a mentally challenged 8 year old.
    1
  3055. Say what you will about that Mqx Steel movie, the toys were solid. I believe they are still popular in other countries.
    1
  3056. Ive dealt with a lot of bullshit at work. But this is a new one even to me!
    1
  3057. The one that said that she was confused = them some tig ol bitties!!! ๐Ÿšค
    1
  3058. If he actually wins a race you'll definitely hear about it. They will never shut up about it. Nascar is the whitest sport on the planet. It makes hockey look like the NBA. That's why they have to destroy it.
    1
  3059. She was born to two rich and famous parents. Even im blacker than she.
    1
  3060. Did you do Boston yet?
    1
  3061. Petras = Petra is where the believers shall gather at the end of the world. If you saw the third Indiana Jones film, that's where the last Knight Templar is hiding with The Holy Grail.
    1
  3062. I thought that she was going to rap.
    1
  3063. If her arms are injured = how she going to make me a sandwich?! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3064. American Girl = What poor Catherine was listening to when she was snatched up by Buffalo Bill.
    1
  3065. That's all they are doing = hurting their own cause.
    1
  3066. I liked The Flash. Did Affleck do anything right this year?
    1
  3067. I have every streaming service aside from Netflix, even the Disney one. My kids love it.
    1
  3068. "White Vision" = A sports channel that only shows Nascar and hockey.
    1
  3069. Homer Simpson: Mmmm 'Spicy'.
    1
  3070. Guess that they found out, huh?
    1
  3071. Name one thing that hasn't been ruined by politics between 2014 and now? At least comics has decades of backlog found in the dollar bins.
    1
  3072. Too late.
    1
  3073. Ironically, that duck egg had Covid in it.
    1
  3074. Martha is Dead looks so cool!
    1
  3075. Certainly open for interpretation.
    1
  3076. But they think that they can. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3077. On Peter Pan ride = Native Americans replace with...Mormons! They're always all white.
    1
  3078. No bag dogs. Just bad dog owners.
    1
  3079. It's like they had to work overtime to screw this up. Star Wars been a license to print $ since 1977.
    1
  3080. Did Mando crash onto the Planet of the Fatties?!!!
    1
  3081. Art Garfunkle is aging gracefully.
    1
  3082. Phuck Disney.
    1
  3083. That SISI whith Kathy Ireland in a yellow bikini = I had that hid in my room.
    1
  3084. They can cancel Thanksgiving at their house if they like. But they can't tell me what to do.
    1
  3085. Our justice system will NOT be held hostage by the lowest common denominator.
    1
  3086. I don't care if he black and gay. As long as he's not Canadian, eh! - Kids in the Hall (80s)
    1
  3087. I was taking a walk around the block and tripped over a corpse! Oh well. The outsider who just got here say this is "The new normal". ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3088. Theory: Nothing in this movie is an accident. Kevin represents that ruling class boogeyman. He stole from the downtrodden working class and then hurts them from trying to take back what is their's.
    1
  3089. DVC = For an extra $500 you can honk the boobs of the Disney princess of your choice.
    1
  3090. Ironically, the most manly men on Earth = We wear kilts, lass. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
    1
  3091. Apparently not when the media is involved. Media is becoming a major player on the board, it seems.
    1
  3092. Canada is awesome. I should have stayed there. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
    1
  3093. I guess that South Park was funny to Harry and Megan until it was about them. Imagine their surprise.
    1
  3094. I'm in!
    1
  3095. Lia Thomas: I'm going to say I'm a woman and swim against all the women. Everyone: Check out the balls on this chick!
    1
  3096. For Chun-Li every day is leg day!
    1
  3097. Long overdue.
    1
  3098. It's like he had a crystal ball. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3099. Klaus Kinski: I'm Nosferatu, damn it!!!
    1
  3100. I don't know about coffee, but whoever wrote that article is full of shit.
    1
  3101. I wouldn't eat a bug on a bet.
    1
  3102. It is well known that criminals are afraid of Silent Hill monsters. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3103. Current day Justine Bieber is more feminine.
    1
  3104. I love Chick-fa-lay.
    1
  3105. You can't feel bad for white people. That be ray-sis. Yo...yo...yo!
    1
  3106. So now it all makes sense.
    1
  3107. You noticed that too?
    1
  3108. Army: Hey, Rock? Rock: Yeah? Army: Will you take 11 million for your football league that no one is going to watch? Rock: Yeah!!!
    1
  3109. Irish = Booze and taters alert?
    1
  3110. Funny. I was telling everyone how much I liked those Jesus commercials just yesterday. I guess that some see it differently, eh?
    1
  3111. If math is "white supremacy" then why are the Asians better at it then us?! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  3112. At a recent sale my best sellers were old vhs tapes. People were buying them to watch them, not just collect them.
    1
  3113. That's the foil of Sherlock Holmes.
    1
  3114. Custard = like pudding and ice cream?! Delicious! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3115. If he got out of his car and shit on it, what would they have done besides nothing?
    1
  3116. In the 90s, mace had a green marker in it. I know because I picked up a can of mace and it went off.
    1
  3117. Wait a tick! His mum is a white milf?! Plot twist!!!
    1
  3118. I didn't know that the mother from Fresh Prince was on The View now.
    1
  3119. Yes. Sting stole the look. I think that it was when TBS got the rights to show The Crow on cable. Related note: Sting supposedly wrestled his last match last night. He still rocks The Crow gimmick.
    1
  3120. Moors be less, yo. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3121. Judging by the most recent season, I think that Seth McFarlane wants Family Guy to be cancelled too.
    1
  3122. I'd go sit in that room and dare anyone to make me leave. I'd be amused to see that.
    1
  3123. A comedy in 2022? No such thing.
    1
  3124. I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!
    1
  3125. Remember that comic book where Yakub fought The Incredible Hulk?
    1
  3126. At least they warned him. They usually show up at 0300 and dump you out of bed. So, he got off light!
    1
  3127. I used to break my fingers so often I'd just tape it tight to the next one. That's all that the hospital was going to do anyway.
    1
  3128. Just before they killed off Chef, they had him speaking in a disjointed fashion because they were using old voice clips of him. Then, he fell off of a cliff and they brought him back as a Darth Vader spoof. Now, he's gone again.
    1
  3129. Is nothing sacred?!!!
    1
  3130. That's how it has to be now. We are not allowed to police them. This is what they've always wanted. I don't care who doesn't want to believe it. Truth = Truth.
    1
  3131. They demand a public chanting of: I absolutely swear that I am not conservative...and then they get access to the map of Hogwarts.
    1
  3132. What Hollywood doesn't want: Make gaze What Hollywood does want: Male gays
    1
  3133. 30 years on, and they have not improved one bit. If anything, they're worse now! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3134. I don't see anyone actually bullying her in person. She'll kick your teeth out of the back of your head!
    1
  3135. A hero and a prophet.
    1
  3136. We know that. Well...most of us know that.
    1
  3137. Even i would not try to rob 5 dudes and, trust me, my odds are a billion times better than her's.
    1
  3138. Surprised that they didn't change it to 'The Dark Brown Eyes'. But that sounds like butt-centric porn! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3139. Victoria Secret = The secret is that Rap-in-no looks like she took a spiked, metal soccer ball to the kisser.
    1
  3140. Human error = OOPS!!!
    1
  3141. Us: What happenend to separation of church and state? Them: That only implies to Christianity now.
    1
  3142. 27 years ago, i was in love with my best friend's girl. Nothing good can ever come of that EVER!!!!
    1
  3143. The young ladies of the time liked it and so it went on for like a decade.
    1
  3144. Just goes to show that they can get you for something you were perceived to do when you weren't paying attention.
    1
  3145. True story: When that song came out I was in my 20s and one of the bouncers at a local (crumby) strip club. I shit you not, every third stripper was dancing to that! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3146. Par for the course.
    1
  3147. The new MotU animation looks so good to us because everything looks like Bob's Burgers now.
    1
  3148. Call me Mike! Grandma: Uh...no.
    1
  3149. What you're saying is that even after society collapses, Australia will be too woke to turn into Mad Max?! ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  3150. Actors: Virgil from wwf, Jellyroll impersonator, the drunk Santa Claus from the farmer's market....
    1
  3151. They should have kept making those Savage World figures. The only ones of those that didn't sell out immediately were the horror movie dudes and a couple of character from the Street Fighter wave.
    1
  3152. Love, Actually = sucks, actually
    1
  3153. You think white women cry a lot? You should see all the dudes that I pounded into the pavement with my fists before I caught an assault charge. Can't win the game = change the rules.
    1
  3154. You think that he would know better.
    1
  3155. Rob Reiner is really saying: Hey! Only people like ME are allowed to control the narrative!!!
    1
  3156. They could stick Frosk's face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
    1
  3157. Ric Flair will "walk that isle"!!! Woooooo!!!!!
    1
  3158. Of course Cali will and nothing will improve for it.
    1
  3159. They will say that they will and then not though.
    1
  3160. Think that's bad?! Have you watched Clarice as of yet?
    1
  3161. Whitey pays taxes to government. Government uses that to give handouts to you know who!
    1
  3162. No matter what side that you're on = that's crazy!
    1
  3163. Yeah. Maybe she could hire a couple of huge black guys retired from the NFL? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3164. ...and Michael Bay did weep, for this commercial made his terrible movies redundant. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3165. That's Carolina
    1
  3166. Standing here looking at my watching. Just waiting to be "put in my place".
    1
  3167. She was on the Biggest Loser.
    1
  3168. I've seen that happen in real life so many times. We all teeter in the same boat.
    1
  3169. Nothing about this surprises me. When I was a very young man, just getting out of the county slammer, I was on work release. Surprise! I was the only white guy there. I knew about this long ago, it's just that you are all now giving into it.
    1
  3170. And no one try to say that Italians aren't white because yes we fuckin' are!
    1
  3171. If I stopped eating at five I'd eat my pillow in my sleep.
    1
  3172. Cosby and OJ can start a business.
    1
  3173. Guess she finally found the line.
    1
  3174. Intentions. I heard that the road to hell is littered with intentions.
    1
  3175. I'm here to share the first big cringe moment of 2021.
    1
  3176. I have an idea: Why don't stop fucking with PotC and try to make at least one decent Haunted Mansion movie!!!
    1
  3177. The nails are the shrapnel. Wonder where he learned that. We know that he didn't serve.
    1
  3178. Like that wasn't happening already?!
    1
  3179. They always go through the same list don't they?
    1
  3180. They think its not when it happens to us.
    1
  3181. Bait and switch?
    1
  3182. Karma
    1
  3183. If there is a handout they are ready to take it. No shame at all.
    1
  3184. I've lived long enough to see that nothing is too big to fail. The bigger the company, the quicker it sinks into the mud.
    1
  3185. That kinda crap lost her the election at the last minute way back in 2016.
    1
  3186. To the surprise of absolutely no one....
    1
  3187. Well, no one has more of a joo face than Sarah Silverman so...
    1
  3188. His eyeballs are brown! ๐Ÿ’ฉ
    1
  3189. With what? Lotto tickets?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3190. With what? Lotto tickets?๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3191. It was the guy with the ventriloquist dummy.
    1
  3192. I told ya 2024 was going to get crazy! Then, just 8 days in.....๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  3193. That tingle you get on that rare occasion when a problem solves itself! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3194. I read the book and it wasn't bad. It wasn't just about hating on whitey. It was just partly about that. The show was unwatchable though.
    1
  3195. Poor guys. Five dudes are fish food.
    1
  3196. Kevinfaggy: These idiots will see anything Marvel. That was true for a long time....
    1
  3197. Leto won that award for 'Dallas Buyers Club'.
    1
  3198. This is why they weren't even allowed higher education for so long. Not like they are learning anything anyway.
    1
  3199. Unfortunately, too late now.
    1
  3200. I got job for Frosk in 7 months: On Halloween night she can sit out on my big-ass porch and scare people.
    1
  3201. Can't argue with stupid.
    1
  3202. โ€‹@bitty_beastly47 "But wees invented peanut butter an sheet!"
    1
  3203. That dudes has a lot of action figures on his shelf! ๐Ÿ˜€
    1
  3204. At least that is conducive of the Boom comics from ten years ago. I believe it's Kristy Cotton.
    1
  3205. My grandma had both hips replaced and even she could kick Loki's ass.
    1
  3206. Your grandpa was so cool! 'Slingblade' has horror elements, but it's more of a character study of a man that society forgot and the consequences of such.
    1
  3207. 300lbs. each.
    1
  3208. I totally thought that she was going to cure diphtheria or something. Oh well.
    1
  3209. I too want to go to Japan.
    1
  3210. Truth
    1
  3211. Certainly a lost generation. But we're going need a lot of soldiers real soon. Maybe in that they shall find some direction and a real enemy to fight.
    1
  3212. They try So hard to hide those!: She's sitting down, she's holding a dog, she's behind a solid brick wall! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3213. Buffy needed work.
    1
  3214. She is not exactly young and cute any longer.
    1
  3215. She said: I want to work on Batman! What DC should have said: You can work on Booster Gold.
    1
  3216. Disney: We thought that Capt. Marvel shit would sell better. Me: Really?!
    1
  3217. Welcome, my brother. There is room here for you. Happy to have you.
    1
  3218. "She outsizes the victim..." She outsizes a cement truck. ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3219. Southern National anthem = Freebird by Lynard Skynard
    1
  3220. Not like they will be held accountable for their words. That's only for the top A1 level or white dudes. By the way lady, I wouldn't give you one bead of sweat off of my balls.
    1
  3221. "Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer." - Al Bundy
    1
  3222. When Morbius sucked it seemed like a fluke. Now, it seems like they are trying to fail on purpose and we've caught on.
    1
  3223. I'm guessing that id be better at the Hunger Games than she. So she should be careful what she wishes for.
    1
  3224. They can call for bans all they want because it's NOT going to happen!
    1
  3225. We should have seen this coming.
    1
  3226. "My name is David Johnson..." Hi, David Johnson! My name is Bob Jones-Smith and my name is totally not made up either.
    1
  3227. They shall reap what they have sown.
    1
  3228. They should made all the "Eternals" super cripples and made in a 90s style comedy romp.
    1
  3229. And if I did own any, they could be doing all the shit that I have to do myself! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3230. Used to be the opposite.
    1
  3231. We need dude soldiers! Well, at least what passes for a dude these days.
    1
  3232. That they use the word "ritual" freaks me out. Could accidentally conjure something onto this plane.
    1
  3233. Where did Kennedy get $100 million for a Sper Bowl commercial?! He didnt even win his party's nomination as of yet.
    1
  3234. She dares to speak for Jesus? That's blasphemy.
    1
  3235. Old Mother Hubbert lifted up a cubert, after chopping off his bone...
    1
  3236. The two Chili Peppers songs when they weren't blabbing about California.
    1
  3237. Unlikely
    1
  3238. It's the equivalent of Disney running lemmings off of a cliff.
    1
  3239. Them: We hate whitey! Also them = Move to our nice clean neighborhoods and try to take our fat women. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  3240. Remember when everyone used to mind their own damn business?
    1
  3241. If I did what she did the cops would have played a drum solo on my skull with their batons.
    1
  3242. Me too!
    1
  3243. Them: Men suck! Also them: It's men's fault our movie failed!
    1
  3244. Out = Where's Waldo books In = Where's Andy No books
    1
  3245. Is that the principal from South Park?
    1
  3246. That dude "I'm going to see if my neighbors donated." Then what? I'll tell you what. He's going to fuck around and find out.
    1
  3247. If it were an authentic New Orleans ride, you'd get mugged 1/2 the way through. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3248. "Giving a monkey a machine gun." My first martial arts instructor used to say that, way backnin the 80s.
    1
  3249. I saw all three hangover movies. I couldnt tell you what happened in any of the three of them. Overrated.
    1
  3250. Could Elon Musk throw some of that dough my way?
    1
  3251. Just don't put the blanket over your head and pretend to be a ghost. We all saw how that turns out.
    1
  3252. At least they decorated the Myers house tastfully and expertly.
    1
  3253. All they learn is to be sheep for the fleecing.
    1
  3254. If she has that much dough = Then why is she risking her health by going on tour?
    1
  3255. Must they ruin everything?!!!! We have Oktoberfest too. Used to be that the only thing that ruined it is when the bikers started to knife fight in front of the port-a-johns. Good times, jah.
    1
  3256. And eat all your French fries whilst you try to swat them away?
    1
  3257. Of all the talented actors that came out of 'Freaks and Geeks' he is the only one that needed to have his career die on the vine right there. Someone needs to kick his ass back up to Canada. And if he thinks it's a good idea to antagonize Christians about Santa he best hope that things always stand just as they are right now, frozen in time.
    1
  3258. "Charted flight"?! WNBA doesn't make that kind of fuckin' money!
    1
  3259. New Brunswick CA? There is also a New Brunswick New Jersey.
    1
  3260. I already forgot about Inhumans.
    1
  3261. Even the car was black. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3262. Sounds like some cult related bullshit to me.
    1
  3263. That opening was sweet!
    1
  3264. Libs: Look how sad we are. See us wearing sack cloth and ashes and whipping ourselves?
    1
  3265. Maybe its a scam to make sure that Deadpool/Wolverine makes money well into Oct.?
    1
  3266. Guess he is receiving the same loyalty that he showed James Franco. But Franco should have known better. Because Franco is not Jewish Seth would never see him as anything but dirt in the gutter.
    1
  3267. She comes from the Drew Barrymore school of....."acting"? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3268. Good one.
    1
  3269. Cant drive without looking at phone at the same time = Hey! Let them fly planes! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3270. I once had a long, dry spell and had a Virginia 3! I closed my eyes, but she still smelled like soup! Not good soup, either. ๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  3271. I'd say that society is finally smartening up, but that would be giving modern society far too much credit.
    1
  3272. I remember seeing Black Hole Sun on Mtv at like 5 in the morning before dragging my ass to pre-med classes.
    1
  3273. If you put out a game every year you will quickly saturate the market.
    1
  3274. I didn't watch it. I don't even know who won.
    1
  3275. I was thinking about that just last night. Truly the end of an era.
    1
  3276. Solution: Whites and Asians start their own schools. Blacks show up and kick the sandcastle. No sane person is surprised. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3277. On Ant-man and Wasp: Marvel should do what I can "The Grandma Test". If it's a super hero that your grandma knows nothing about = Dont give them their own movie.
    1
  3278. Need to clean up these criminals...with a flamethrower.
    1
  3279. Them: We won't buy his books! Us: You never bought any books!
    1
  3280. Were they ever funny?
    1
  3281. Ralphie Wiggem driving around Springfield in a Tesla: "I'm saving the planet!"
    1
  3282. It was the invisible man!
    1
  3283. โ€‹ย @bumfist88ย  Who doesn't?!
    1
  3284. It's fun watching them slowly die away though. No one to blame but themselves.
    1
  3285. Waste of an education.
    1
  3286. As far as I'm concerned, Russia could have kept her indefinitely.
    1
  3287. Oscar isn't garbage. He's a nug of weed.
    1
  3288. Bane movie would be sweet!
    1
  3289. Just deliver pizza, chumpy.
    1
  3290. I've noticed that also. There's a twist that even M. Night Shamalan wouldn't have even dreamed of! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3291. Homer Simpson: Mmmmmm..."Crispy rat"...
    1
  3292. If we, The United States, were the monsters that everyone claims that we are we would just take the oil out of Greta's country and nothing nor no one could stop us.
    1
  3293. Good thing that there's 49 other states to choose from.
    1
  3294. When DC hosts = it's fried gold!
    1
  3295. They are trying to turn the boys into mincing fruits and the gals into diesel trucks.
    1
  3296. If you don't like a sign on my lawn too bad. Do your damn job!
    1
  3297. When you are at the top of that ivory tower (pun intended) all the others can do is throw rocks up at you...and miss!
    1
  3298. You find yourself at the 'Crossroads', much like that song by Bone-Thugs N Harmony.
    1
  3299. It's a good song.
    1
  3300. They are chasing that CEO with pitchforks....that they bought at Tractor Supply! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3301. Oh, the irony. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3302. Dude! I saw that Barbie movie line in Times Square!
    1
  3303. Sorry, buddy. Couldn't watch this one all the way through. It's getting to me.
    1
  3304. Her cell mate will be "prison Mike" from The Office. She will eat gruel sandwiches and be guarded by The Dementors.
    1
  3305. I don't want to scare you but there is a skeleton hiding behind you.
    1
  3306. But thats much less scary than a homeless water-head that kills dogs!
    1
  3307. Cool dog.
    1
  3308. Defamation laws > Defication laws ๐Ÿ’ฉ
    1
  3309. All groups mostly thriving but one. Clowns horn toots! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3310. Adam: Hold my local microbrew beer.
    1
  3311. Three stooges singing: We baked you a birthday cake! If you get a tummy ache! And you moan and groan and woah! Don't forget we told you so!
    1
  3312. No big loss.
    1
  3313. He wasn't even part of the project. Disney should have said, "Pipe down, ya short shit!"
    1
  3314. You go, girl! Go and take your nonsense with you. Take a walk until your hat floats.
    1
  3315. Don't know if you know this: Sandler books a vacation for him and his friends and makes a movie while he is there. That way he can write it off on his taxes.
    1
  3316. "Nothing to see here! Just wearing my devil mask and taking my gun for a walk."
    1
  3317. Fools should be mocked.
    1
  3318. Want to ruin your town overnight? Always bet on black! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3319. Hall had a solo album in the 80s. If it sold any copies = Hall would have already left Oates the way that Simon left Garfunkel.
    1
  3320. Gentrification = Taking a shitty neighborhood and making it viable? Oh, the horror!!!!
    1
  3321. Why dont they just scream at home for free?
    1
  3322. More food for the rest of us. Keep up the good work, everyone.
    1
  3323. I believe that he believe that. Too close to see the truth.
    1
  3324. She wants to date you? Well, just judging by that picture the rack is bumping, knowuteyemean?
    1
  3325. If you ever been to even a semi-pro game = it's like a rock concert! I highly recommend.
    1
  3326. The truth doesn't matter anymore. The perceived true wins out. How dare she not let herself be robbed, right?
    1
  3327. I bought that Duke #1 comic, but have not read it as of yet.
    1
  3328. I heard that idw did a comic based on the D&D 80s cartoon. Haven't read it yet.
    1
  3329. Yes!!!
    1
  3330. True story: She was in New Jersey State Choir with one of my sisters.
    1
  3331. That wasn't lemonade!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3332. He is mad because when he got into that one little fight the police never showed up. Then he got sent to live with his aunt and uncle in Belle Aire.
    1
  3333. It's the world that they always wanted = violence without consequences.
    1
  3334. That's a shame about the board games. Those were really good.
    1
  3335. I saw it last week. It was a masterwork to say the least.
    1
  3336. What's "Wrinkle in Tyme"? Is it potato chips? Because I like potato chips!
    1
  3337. More likely Biden will drop out in 2024 for health reasons. KH tops the ticket and and there's a new vp. You will see that I'm right.
    1
  3338. Good. They should be fired. If I did what they did at my work I'd certainly be fired.
    1
  3339. I stayed at that place for my honeymoon. By the pool, saw an 80 year old lady in a thong bikini. ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  3340. Really?! Holy shit!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3341. Dice headlined MSG.
    1
  3342. Among the first to brew beer: #1 Men #2 Women #3 Bog Goblins
    1
  3343. It seems as if shit is about to pop off.
    1
  3344. As it hath always been....
    1
  3345. I don't give a fuck if they listen....I'm really boring. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3346. I saw one tv commercial. Might have been during Jeopardy.
    1
  3347. Never have i been so glad to have studied martial arts for my whole life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3348. What's up with Cranston? He was on one of the best shows ever and now he's a professional, self-hating whitey!
    1
  3349. Wonder Years + blacks = Stevie Wonder Years
    1
  3350. Oprah Winfrey Cooper?
    1
  3351. Remember the father in Wonder Years? In this one he left years ago.
    1
  3352. To sell coffee. He was quite clear about that.
    1
  3353. I agree.
    1
  3354. SNL kisses their ass, but then they turned around really fast!
    1
  3355. Am I to cut my sandwich with a spoon?!
    1
  3356. The youth love Bernie because they are too young to know any better.
    1
  3357. Also they love those Funky Pops.
    1
  3358. Of course Selma Hyek eats bugs. She's a snake lady. I saw it in that Tarantino/Clooney vampire movie!
    1
  3359. Asian women usually don't settle that low. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3360. Diddy is Jewish?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3361. CC is pretty...for a giant lady. They usually have the Herman Munster jaw. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3362. Once the drugs got ya, you are never right again. Don't do drugs, kids.
    1
  3363. So, MN is now Gotham City with no Batman? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3364. Some swim. Most sink.
    1
  3365. Taylor Swift and Neal Young: we're taking our music off of Spotify. Me: I wouldn't have even noticed if you didn't say something about it.
    1
  3366. I did see it happen before. Years ago. Player slid into the goalie. Footage is most likely here on youtube, but you really shouldn't watch it.
    1
  3367. Episode 1: Loki hangs up some Cafe curtains.
    1
  3368. The last thing that we needed was another false faith.
    1
  3369. They missed a golden opportunity by not putting Joy on that Agatha All Along show. Wouldn't need makeup or anything. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3370. Ghostbusters box set at the store. Ghostbusters 2016 in the dumpster behind that same store.
    1
  3371. He was born in Scranton and then his family moved to DE. About a two hour or so drive.
    1
  3372. Those videos look staged.
    1
  3373. Because everything is "racist" and no one has the balls to tell them, "You know how crazy and stupid you sound every time that you say that?"
    1
  3374. It looks like a permanent reaction to latex.
    1
  3375. They are going to take his Oscar and him a Grammy. He may already have a few of those already, i don't know.
    1
  3376. When she stands before The Lord God Almighty she has much to answer for.
    1
  3377. What should be done? They are a bunch of puss-ies. Why haven't they been bulldozed into the ocean by now? I just don't get it.
    1
  3378. This is The Spanish Inquision in real time: Perceived heresy = They must repent with sack cloth and ashes or they be cast away.
    1
  3379. That movie will suck.
    1
  3380. Furiosa wearing a mask. Immortan Joe had that skull mask with donkey teeth years ago.
    1
  3381. โ€‹ย @McJorneilย  we made the same joke. Great minds think alike.
    1
  3382. That Gutfeld? I've read all of his books. I highly recommend. Funny guy, very informative.
    1
  3383. It fell off a truck.
    1
  3384. I'm starting to think that a lot of people out there need some sort of boogeyman (or is it boogeyperson now?) for them to blame for their many failures.
    1
  3385. Did big bad Elon Musk take the little liberal baby's Twitter away? 1. Get used to it. 2. Consider it karma. 3. Please to ponder what we take away from you next and we will be taking more away from you. Can't be helped.
    1
  3386. If they wanted to put Tyrus in an asylum and he didnt want to go, they better hurry up and build that Hulk-buster Iroman suit from Avengers. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3387. He's one of the tribe.
    1
  3388. Did I see NWA Television Champion Tyrus?
    1
  3389. Well, the good news is that if it were a "nuke" the guy filming would be too close to not be effected. So it was not a nuke.
    1
  3390. He-man cutting an apple with that big sword and axe!
    1
  3391. Them: This is white lash! Us: Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. You lose either way.
    1
  3392. Adam looks like that wrestler that did gay porn, Lars Sullivan.
    1
  3393. Indians are Asian now? Are you trying to confuse me?!
    1
  3394. I'd like to take a dump in one of those kettles this year.
    1
  3395. Yeah, like that will ever happen. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3396. Happy birthday, homie!
    1
  3397. They want all women to be a carpenters dream = Flat as a board and easy to screw.
    1
  3398. I wear my lederhosen and all the adult ladies wear the corsets and boobie blouses and outsider have NO say about it.
    1
  3399. Best thing that Netflix has had in years and some pussies have to ruin it, as per usual.
    1
  3400. If she so Latina what's up with the jooey last name?
    1
  3401. I went to uni in Philly. It seems as if it was never this bad in my lifetime.
    1
  3402. Phil is not entitled to his opinion? Says who?
    1
  3403. Even at my advanced age, I do freelance bodyguarding work for local rich people. I encourage Mark to invest in such protection.
    1
  3404. For Scotland!!!!!!
    1
  3405. No one lords over me. They are welcome to try. Should be amusing.
    1
  3406. Horton Hears a Rrrreeee!
    1
  3407. Blacker than she is = Me, for starters! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3408. Doesn't ever swing that way, if you noticed.
    1
  3409. "Ford fellow" = she makes cars?!!!
    1
  3410. Now stay there. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3411. Talk to Me was very good. Pope's Exorcist was just ok.
    1
  3412. Im Christian and my faith is not up for negotiation. Even if you are not Christian your faith shouldn't be up for negotiation either. Once that wall falls = nothing will stop this.
    1
  3413. Twitter needed a reckoning.
    1
  3414. Most actors from the The Office are not going as well as her. Because they are white and that's outside of Hollywood fashion.
    1
  3415. If he's holding a rifle they'd be fools to fuck with him.
    1
  3416. I'm surprised. Thought that they'd at least get that second season, out of pity.
    1
  3417. You know that wasn't Paris Hilton singing, right? It's the singer from the band 'Shiny Toy Guns'.
    1
  3418. Ben and Jerry: No ice cream for you!
    1
  3419. Tila Tequila + being Jewish = Tila Manashevitz
    1
  3420. So the exact opposite of what they were trying to accomplish? Huh. No one saw that coming I guess.
    1
  3421. I don't know about that. This town is lousy with the most stereotypical hipsters that you've ever seen!
    1
  3422. Only God deserves our worship. All else is blasphemy.
    1
  3423. Haitian running the soundboard. Pastor: We told you to clean that soundboard. Then, mop the floor! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3424. You turned 40?! Oh, poor you! Wait until you find out what your 50s are like! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3425. Surprised?
    1
  3426. My uncle had a female partner in the 70s. Those Florida Indians would kick his ass and she was NO help!
    1
  3427. So ironic that Alanis Morisette is writing a song about it.
    1
  3428. Cali going to turn into Australia from those 5 Mad Max movies.
    1
  3429. When will you learn to not put them in charge of anything?! Have you been to any dmv/post office? They've been ruining those since the 70s!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3430. The View should just have a boiling couldren out there in front of them and be done with it.
    1
  3431. Black people think that they have a monopoly on everything and society is letting that happen.
    1
  3432. 2020 was not only light on super hero movies, it was light on any movies!
    1
  3433. Her: Im ripping down this flag! Us: Wrong ancient civilization, idiot!
    1
  3434. Phuck She-Hulk, man.
    1
  3435. Toys were the last bastion and now it hath fallen.
    1
  3436. I'm confused: A show that is 99% Jewish in front of AND behind the camera thinks that antisemitism is ok? Am I misreading this? It's hard to tell from just that little clip.
    1
  3437. That's the problem. He's just a guy. He's not Dracula!!!๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3438. They have a thing about getting their head wet. Not just a myth.
    1
  3439. It's going to be a bad Summer...again.
    1
  3440. They could lean into it and have Deadpool reacting to all the things that they won't let him do now.
    1
  3441. Maybe it was Anna Ferris's fault. Why are we assuming that it isn't?
    1
  3442. What's baldy flappin' about?
    1
  3443. She's going to give birth to a Terminator.
    1
  3444. "Alt right white supremacists" = 2021 Boogeyman
    1
  3445. Poison us dudes?! That wasn't even on the 2024 bingo card!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3446. There was a horror Novella about that. Read it in 2002.
    1
  3447. If anything it makes it worse.
    1
  3448. The person who kidnaps that: What do we even do with this guy?!!!
    1
  3449. What's with Sandler and basketball?
    1
  3450. Trivia: The week of the Juicy Smolet pulled this hoax Peter Tork died. The week the trial ends = Mike Nesmith dies. Coincidence?!
    1
  3451. I have an idea: he turns his house into a library. They aren't going to stay anywhere where reading is happening. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3452. Disney was filled with a flock of freaking fruits before it was fashionable.
    1
  3453. If I had a Bill Gates money I'd open up a hotel like that. Not for killers, but just as cool.
    1
  3454. Trivia: One of those two Ninja Turtles guys (I can't tell them apart either) is the current owner of Heavy Metal magazine.
    1
  3455. Just a decade?!
    1
  3456. If she is asking for trouble = She should not be surprised if she gets it. Though I'm guessing that she also can't read this sentence. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3457. Nice Hugo Boss suit. You know who else wore Hugo Boss suits?!!!
    1
  3458. They could store all the merch from these bad movies that's not selling.
    1
  3459. Looks like China is shutting them out. Serves marvel correct.
    1
  3460. Its funny how people outside of the movie are allowed to even flap their yap about it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3461. Them: You are now political hostages. Janitors: Sssssshhheeeetttttt!!!!
    1
  3462. You know what other comic property seemed to be thriving despite the industry burning: Archie I can go to the worst grocery story in the most run-down corner of my town = Archie comics by the register.
    1
  3463. If you can't pronounce "bodega" you haven't seen the Dave Chapelle movie Half Baked.
    1
  3464. Those milk cans should have their own zip code!
    1
  3465. Didn't I call ever little aspect of this three days ago?! I should get me a crystal ball and go.into business.
    1
  3466. If they start with: "I want to play a game." They were never going to actually go through with it.
    1
  3467. I know that there were a lot of lesbians in there back in the day. They just had to be discrete about it.
    1
  3468. This does stink of sabotage.
    1
  3469. The idiots just look for a reason to hate everything. Its ridiculous.
    1
  3470. I too enjoy The Weekend's musical stylings. Its not something id normally listen to either. Its kinda cool/kinda creepy. Perfect for a late night walk or drive.
    1
  3471. You're not fat.
    1
  3472. Don't they have juevi anymore? We have one at the edge of town. You don't want to go there. Those kids are just mini-monsters!
    1
  3473. Three Stooges?! Yes! My favorite thing in the world, ya knuckleheads.
    1
  3474. Her: Shut down the oil industry!!! Oil Industry: Did you guys here something? There a mosquito in here?
    1
  3475. She scalpted the whole class!
    1
  3476. What the mayor is saying: Passing the burden onto all of you. Why dont they go to his house?!
    1
  3477. What's the over/under on book burnings by the end of the year?
    1
  3478. BoP did have the advantage of coming out in a year where people could only go to the movies in the first 2 1/2 months. However, Invisible Man was 1,000ร— better.
    1
  3479. I hate Dark City, but love the soundtrack. I was today years old when I found out that it's allegedly "Alt Right".
    1
  3480. Modern American comics = Marxist Manifesto Manuals
    1
  3481. My great grandma saw those first Zorro movies in the theater.
    1
  3482. Oy Vey!!!
    1
  3483. The new doctor may be black and gay, but at least he's not Canadian, eh. - Buddy from Kids in the Hall
    1
  3484. And where is The Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
    1
  3485. Bale yelled at that guy like he was the father, and that guy burned the family house down! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3486. 2 years = extremely generous
    1
  3487. Vanilla Sky was ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
    1
  3488. When i was young, we had just discovered fire AND the wheel!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3489. Vision quest more appropriate.
    1
  3490. Disney = throwing good money after bad money.
    1
  3491. They scream "white supremacy" at anything and expect it to magically disappear.
    1
  3492. What was that hoser talking aboot, eh?!
    1
  3493. Shame about Memphis. One of my favorite cities. Guess it's changed for the worse over the last decade or so.
    1
  3494. "Oscar's so white"? Turned the Oscars into The Source Awards and they start slapping each other. Some of us are not surprised.
    1
  3495. Didn't they quietly let him out of jail during all this?
    1
  3496. They should just kiss and wrestle in oil. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3497. Yes.
    1
  3498. Tuna is Pennsylvania? We have it in Utah also.
    1
  3499. Cops: Hello? "Willy" what the fuck?!๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3500. "I'm not going to do any April Fools pranks." That's exactly what someone planning an April Fools prank would say.
    1
  3501. When this happens = Funniest thing ever, since before The Three Stooges died. RiP to those knuckleheads.
    1
  3502. Canada is wasted on Canadians. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3503. Tyrus won the world title last night! Congrats!
    1
  3504. I know that her family isn't Amish, but she should be shunned in an Amish manner anyhow.
    1
  3505. When you deserve a medal and get chains instead.
    1
  3506. Most gals under 30 have a 3-digit count, believe it.
    1
  3507. Because we've let it happen. They didn't pull this shit with previous generations.
    1
  3508. Since he died, actual murder!
    1
  3509. Im guessing that Dan Snyder really likes Quentin Tarantino movies. Like he REALLY likes them!!!
    1
  3510. Off camera in The Heights: The black Latin-x characters were selling the white characters shitty weed.
    1
  3511. Way to make me sick whilst I'm eating lunch, dude. ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  3512. That's her fault.
    1
  3513. I supposed that they wanted the giant men to cook and sew at the loom whilst the women went out to conquer and pillage?
    1
  3514. Rotten Tomatoes has -0% credibility.
    1
  3515. Them: Work set you free, comrade.
    1
  3516. Remember when Neal Young was all pissed off at soda back in the 80s? Remember how he was always fucking with Skynard to the point that they referenced him in one of their best songs? Piss on that turd. Type O Negative did a better version of 'Cinnamon Girl'.
    1
  3517. Even even if she doesn't get many more acting gigs she can fall back on her cage fighting. I fear nearly nothing, but even I wouldn't be stupid enough to try to fight her!
    1
  3518. "Black folks should get the day off of work..." You think they have jobs? What color is the sky in that enchanted world of fantasy?!
    1
  3519. That is my prediction also.
    1
  3520. Let them be rabid. Let them be lunatics. That's all that they will ever be. They lack the courage of their convictions. They are all mouth and no trousers.
    1
  3521. They should kiss and we'll watch. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3522. I have a theory about all the race-swapping. Way too complicated to get into here.
    1
  3523. I can drive with glasses. My eyes are all phucked up!
    1
  3524. Same as dragons?
    1
  3525. Rooted hair is a plus. But it gets easily tangled and caked with dust if you're not careful.
    1
  3526. Didn't know that but it makes perfect sense.
    1
  3527. How is comparing Cruella to Joker working out for them? Not so good, huh?
    1
  3528. It not that they "poke fun" at straight white dudes. They want us arrested, tortured and executed. That's no bullshit.
    1
  3529. Don't they know that Asian children will be Amishless shunned if they don't get into an Ivy League school?!!!
    1
  3530. Keeps you a secret = 100% married
    1
  3531. I liked Clamp Champ and his weapon was practical.
    1
  3532. Seriously though, Latinos work their asses off every day to get a piece of that American dream. They are now where my grandfather was when he came here from Sicily in the 40s.
    1
  3533. Strong finish!
    1
  3534. Those were the only two horses in the kingdom! They were rich, but horse poor. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3535. Johns Hopkins the hospital?
    1
  3536. Homer Simpson: Mmmm..."New Deli"...
    1
  3537. Why does that weird dude keep waving his hands about? Is he trying land a jet onto the deck of an aircraft carrier?!
    1
  3538. We don't have to steal anything because we actually have jobs. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3539. You got Tubi? It's free and a lot of old TV and movies on there.
    1
  3540. His lawyer was unwise to let his client ramble and get all ramped up light that. That reflects badly on him too.
    1
  3541. We were just talking about this! We usually go to NYC in the summer to catch the best stage entertainment on the planet! But we're not if there are fire bums skulking about! ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  3542. They definitely practiced that apology.
    1
  3543. In the end times, there will be false idols...
    1
  3544. April Nardin was to Gilmore Girls what Cousin Oliver was to Brady Bunch.
    1
  3545. One day soon, we will breathe bitcoin in place of oxygen.
    1
  3546. They dont know those people were "racist" and even if they were = since when does that mean they deserved to die?
    1
  3547. Adam Sandler and Seth are friends. Surprised?
    1
  3548. She's in the entertainment industry = she wears a white shirt at night and they show a drive-in movie on her back. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3549. Green Day = More fake punk than straight-up rock.
    1
  3550. Because our kids go to school to actually learn something. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3551. Jogging is racist against black people?! Have they seen (all) sports?! Who runs faster?!
    1
  3552. They were playing basketball because of course they were.
    1
  3553. Shelly Long?
    1
  3554. I guessed one!
    1
  3555. Joy Behar could play Red Skull, no makeup required.
    1
  3556. Byor = Bring your own roaches. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3557. Seriously though, they can test the leavings and easily tell if she was run over by the mower post-mortem.
    1
  3558. If I wasn't married I'd definitely throw her some dick. I've been down with the chocolate swirl before. My 20s = Crazy! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3559. I'm surprised that Disney doesn't have more gay employees. Everything about Disney just screams "HEY!!!"
    1
  3560. If I cut off friends for having different beliefs = I'd have NO friends!
    1
  3561. That was his audition for the vp gig.
    1
  3562. Snake Burglar = Great! Now we have Batman villains!
    1
  3563. If they filmed me at work in the bathroom they'd see me poop and cry.
    1
  3564. And smoke.
    1
  3565. Shame. Gaffigan was my mum's favorite comedian. We even liked that short-lived show he had on cable.
    1
  3566. Disney: We need new fans. Me: Good luck, suckas!!!
    1
  3567. German dub: Joe does liken dat gutten jazz, jah?!!!!
    1
  3568. At least they are smart enough to try to hide it, instead of openly showing us their silly social cred as they burn money in an outhouse.
    1
  3569. The whitest state = Vermont where they live. Look it up. If they lacked not the courage of their convinction let them move to East St. Louis.
    1
  3570. Trivia: Skeletor is from Eternia's equivalent of New Jersey. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3571. They shall ruin all things!!!
    1
  3572. I hear ya.
    1
  3573. With all that education, that professor should easily be able to get a manager's job at Panda Express and double his salary.
    1
  3574. Same thing happened to me that happened to you: My company obsorbed another company into itself. They said that it would not change anything. Then, they canned half of us within two months.
    1
  3575. How does she hold up those leather pants with that flat as a pan ass?!
    1
  3576. That's what I say!
    1
  3577. I love Gi Joe even now.
    1
  3578. I'm not scared of much. But I wouldn't want to be on RP's shit list.
    1
  3579. Old Cartman + New Cartman = 300lbs. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3580. I don't blame you.
    1
  3581. In Canada, we burn books...but that's only because it's so cold here, eh!
    1
  3582. It was Beetlejuice throwing his voice into Geena Davis.
    1
  3583. Even The Raiders left.
    1
  3584. There was a whole book about that case!
    1
  3585. Joe Rogan = Oprah for dudes. He's not going anywhere until he wants to go.
    1
  3586. Doesn't seem mentally healthy.
    1
  3587. Let's not be niave, all these people didnt start hating Jews in 2023. It is a lot more wide-spread than I ever would have guessed though. Revelation = spot on.
    1
  3588. Lawless quoting the title of one of the Bruce Dickinson solo albums.
    1
  3589. He can just pick up your whole house and fly away with it.
    1
  3590. Where does Lex Luther hide from Superman? In his work boots!
    1
  3591. Kryptonite mayonnaise
    1
  3592. They wanted to end Capitalism. They are having Capitalism end itself.
    1
  3593. Just his frozen head is spinning though.
    1
  3594. This has been the endgame for them all along. They never wanted equality, they wanted revenge.
    1
  3595. Snake guy = commitment to the bit! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  3596. McFarlane is going to take some of that action figure plastic and start making them again.
    1
  3597. You have to get through 3 locked door to get into my place. If someone gets through that third door = they have my respect, then I baseball their kneecap. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3598. "Sheeeeeet!!!"
    1
  3599. That shop teacher named his cans "Woodwood" and "Bernstein".
    1
  3600. Of course they love Communism: They have never NOT had their hands out. They are failures and they want everyone else to fail with them.
    1
  3601. AS is cutting a wrestling promo. I know that he's very knowledgeable of wrestling history.
    1
  3602. My cousin graduated and couldn't find a job. My uncle said, "You could waitress at the new Applebees until you find something in your field." I thought that she was going to plotz!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3603. Next tik-tok challenge = diving into a running chipper shredder. More food for us!
    1
  3604. Volkswagen? Also, Hugo Boss.
    1
  3605. I don't believe in luck, but Juice was lucky to have his trial post-Rodney King. He had a (mostly) good nearly 30 years since, and now it's time to reap what he hath sewn.
    1
  3606. Those guys look like they should be swarming a hotel, looking for John Wick.
    1
  3607. They are just doing what they have to to stay relevant. The strife of all current media.
    1
  3608. "False. You only die once. You live every day." - Dwight Shrute (The Office)
    1
  3609. D&D is one of those properties that seems to automatically fuck up live-action adaptions.
    1
  3610. Zelinsky is a brave man but just a man. Put not faith in mere mortal men. They are not saints. They won't save us.
    1
  3611. What are those high heels made of to support that massive weight? When I played football I was about 350lbs. I could shake the sidewalk!
    1
  3612. You answered the question: its just to piss everyone off.
    1
  3613. The dark haired lady from Garfield and Oates was topless in a movie called 'The Little Hours'.
    1
  3614. Prediction: A lot of the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy are going to die in that 3rd movie.
    1
  3615. Well it's not like white people can sit around watching ESPN all day. We actually have jobs.
    1
  3616. PA is an interesting race: TV doctor vs Liberal Lex Luthor
    1
  3617. I'll take that $70,000. Fuck it.
    1
  3618. Unless I'm wrong: 100 pounds = $150 American dollars
    1
  3619. Fleming's bones must have spun like a drill bit half the way out of his bloody coffin after this movie.
    1
  3620. That fruit with the camera = Go over and tell those old white dudes how you feel. I guarantee you will walk away with that camera in your colon.
    1
  3621. I don't like Bill Mar, but I respect what he did there.
    1
  3622. Wonder if she felt the same way when she did a Woody Allan movie.
    1
  3623. A week and a day. The hype seems real. This is art and art can be scary to some people.
    1
  3624. That's why the body cams are there.
    1
  3625. Why does the man Hulk sound mentally challenged now? I thought it was my imagination. But I just heard it again in your clip.
    1
  3626. How long can the thread running through continue to be ignored?
    1
  3627. Hockey pucks will be switched out for frozen baby skulls...eh.
    1
  3628. They pissed off the jury and influenced to the trial against their own interests.
    1
  3629. Anyone got a steamroller and a ton of pig shit? ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3630. My football coach said to me: "Stop hitting like a pussy or ill put you in short pants make you play on girl's volleyball team". Anyone will tell you that he is the best coach in four states.
    1
  3631. Ten years?!!!! Must be like throwing a pencil into the Grand Canyon!!!
    1
  3632. I have theory: We were the last generation that rode horses on the regular and fell off of horses on the regular. I can only speak for myself of course..
    1
  3633. Tyrus challeged them to an eating contest. Im betting on a tie!
    1
  3634. You're wife is a pilot?! That's so cool!
    1
  3635. Internet: When's your birthday?! Everyone: March 18th. Internet: What year?! Everyone: Every year.
    1
  3636. Comes with a real brick. Whoever is winning = hit them with the brick and now all they had is yo shit now!
    1
  3637. Madam Web + everyone who saw it = Hate watching ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3638. Just the accusation is more than enough now. No one has to say anything for something to be heard.
    1
  3639. God is a really funny Deity, when He wants to be.
    1
  3640. Men fear ya not, lasses.
    1
  3641. Are you Mormon too?
    1
  3642. K.D. Lang has a thicker beard.
    1
  3643. That hat dude doesn't even live in DE anymore. He had to move to PA.
    1
  3644. The principal: Karen? Come to my office. Bring all the shit from your desk with you. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3645. I don't even know how all my relatives vote and if I did I wouldn't give a shit, because we are STILL family! Who else will have your back?
    1
  3646. Trying to get cancelled, like Family Guy is also.
    1
  3647. If he drops it or not Hollyweird will still blacklist him. I hope that he has saved his dough.
    1
  3648. Only mtv would think that this show is ok to put on.
    1
  3649. The damage is already done. The accusation was more than enough. MM's career will stay dead. That's the world now. Dudes, be careful if you be king or street sweeper for false accusation brings The Reaper.
    1
  3650. Yo! Whys it gots to be "black and white", yo?! Yoyoyoyoyo!!!!
    1
  3651. Then he put a pencil through the eye of Spawn's bodyguard....who was black! That ray-sis!!!
    1
  3652. It is for those who have a cold empty void where their personality should be.
    1
  3653. Bother not saying so. Most people out there now are far too stupid to realize as much.
    1
  3654. Those Golden Axe action figures = expensive!
    1
  3655. Bragging about a kids choice award is like bringing about a gold medal in the special Olympics.
    1
  3656. That's what Bane did. He emptied Arkum Asylum onto Gotham.
    1
  3657. That was the joke.
    1
  3658. More players in the game than people watching them play. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3659. My three favorite dc villains, Joker - Harley - Two-face, and the movie still sucked?!
    1
  3660. Stupidity? Shut-ins?
    1
  3661. Hate me. Don't hate me. Neither changes me. Have a nice day.
    1
  3662. I don't usually like those sort of games. Liked WWZ book, but hated the 'film'. That game looks fun though!
    1
  3663. Ric Flair: Travis Woooooooooo!!!
    1
  3664. As hot chick Summer ends, fat guy Fall begins. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3665. We used to have contests to see who could pee on the ceiling. A lot of us could actually do that.
    1
  3666. Heel turns for The Rock.
    1
  3667. Poor Leslie Jones seems to have yet to fully recover.
    1
  3668. I love to see you get passionate about our great country.
    1
  3669. I know you have no control over such things, but I thought that you'd be interested to know that they put a Disney bundle commercial in the middle of this.
    1
  3670. Time Bandits
    1
  3671. What about those of us who played football our whole childhood and never made one thin dime?! Lots of free Gatorade though.
    1
  3672. Guess AB got what he paid for.
    1
  3673. Eddie Murphy deserved to be movked at that point. He had done at least a few shitty movie in a row.
    1
  3674. So, politicians can just say whatever now and no one checks?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3675. Should have learned before you graduated high school that looks only take you so far.
    1
  3676. ย @hissingooseย  And you'll need a masters to work at McDonald's.
    1
  3677. Let's face it, this was a long time coming. They had some good ideas but ultimately went back to making the same stupid shit. If you don't count the Savage World line I've only ever bought one and I bought it for a dollar on clearance from a closing Gamestop. They are the modern day equivalent of Beanie Babies in that you can't sell them, minus well throw them in the fireplace.
    1
  3678. What if he said: Ya got me. I'm totally dog whistling. Results = same
    1
  3679. Of course they are trying to silence you. You speak the truth! The Borg must assimilate ALL!!!
    1
  3680. 8 more years from now: next hunger games movie = documentary ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3681. If it's an option by all means take it. Make your own bubble. Not as hard as you would think.
    1
  3682. I can't wait. Its the one and only thing that I'm looking forward to.
    1
  3683. The left accidentally made a folk hero out of T. They should blame themselves.
    1
  3684. That's why they act as they do = no consequences.
    1
  3685. I thought that it was cool that the principal of Monster High had no head.
    1
  3686. All kids = different fathers
    1
  3687. The super hero movies were said to be dying in like 2013. So they've been on life support for like 8 years now. And those 8 years did not factor in a planetary plague.
    1
  3688. "De-erection" what Rap-in-no gives ALL men!!!
    1
  3689. In their defense, QR and TS blew up big on MTV at the exact same time (1983).
    1
  3690. I suppose that she can go back to haunting houses.
    1
  3691. Everybody knows that Jimmy Hoffa was buried under the old Giant's Stadium.
    1
  3692. In my experience, as a bouncer in my 20s, when they have a team of bouncers, there are a few big, tough ladies to bounce the rowdy ladies.
    1
  3693. Dude, there is only one dude on the planet whiter than you and that's me. I mean that as a compliment though.
    1
  3694. If it were not for that one line I mostly likely would have seen that movie in the theater. If you wipe your ass on that which I love = no $ from me!
    1
  3695. How many appliance boxes did they need to tape together to fit around Tyrus?! Like The Great Wall of China, that box can be seen from space! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3696. Taxi Driver had a white pimp and Tarantino is STILL pissed about that.
    1
  3697. If there was no "Yacht Rock" what would they play at the grocery stores all day?
    1
  3698. In Clooney's defense, Biden thinks that he's the actual, real Batman. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3699. Is anyone surprised though?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3700. The security at the Looov (?) = one guy asleep AND smoking! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3701. If anyone in the public eye has ever done anything like that (and even they haven't) they are coming for you with pitchforks and torches. They will be given everything that they want, even if it isn't at all rational. Can't defend against the evidence here. But soon no evidence will even be needed. The accusation will be more than enough.
    1
  3702. Anyone says something stupid they should be ready to except consequences. Do these people have typing seizures that they can't control myselves?!
    1
  3703. In more than one of the Halloween movies = Kills a dog and eats it!
    1
  3704. Rey fighting Kylo Ren = for $6000 she best be wearing Leia's metal bikini top.
    1
  3705. <Italian to Mario: You do not represent me!!!
    1
  3706. They did reboot the French prince of bell air.
    1
  3707. "Hasn't read a book in ten years." You assume that he can read at all?
    1
  3708. Why black holes gots to be black, yo?!
    1
  3709. Just see John Wick 4. It is mastpiece. There are dogs but no dog death. It's like the best Marvel movie that Marvel would never make.
    1
  3710. They walk in just to ruin it. They would walk into the ocean and complain that there are too many fish.
    1
  3711. Wasn't the musical of Beetlejuice great?! Those tickets weren't cheap either! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3712. Every see 'Escape from New York'? Looking like a good idea these days, would you not say?
    1
  3713. Do these jerks want to go into museums and censor the fertility idols crafted by the hands of ancient peoples?
    1
  3714. Maybe there were pictures?
    1
  3715. 'Tis the month for maximum gayness after all.
    1
  3716. They can try demonize "Straight white men" all they want because even they are not dumb enough to come at us in any direct way. The weakest of us is stronger than any of them.
    1
  3717. Hey, we made the same joke! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3718. Hey, Spotify employees: Shut your mouths and know your place. You are NO more special than a Burger King employee. Get over yourselves!
    1
  3719. Iron Sheik make humble!
    1
  3720. The room where it happenend? The room where it happened?
    1
  3721. 6ft. 5? I didn't realize that we are both in the big club. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  3722. Them: You janitors are being detained as politic prisoners. Janitors: Can we still drink our hidden bottles of booze? Them. Yes. Janitor: Party!
    1
  3723. Federman drives the Corvette and he travels the same as Tarzan does = from tree to tree. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3724. Must they ruin everything? The world is a picnic and they be the ants!
    1
  3725. Putin is doing to the Ukraine what Turkey did to Armenia. So I'm guessing he's Cenk's hero.
    1
  3726. Sounds like someone left the door to hell ajar!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  3727. "The restaurant" = Popeyes! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3728. There is hardly any gi joe stuff now and what they have is overpriced and sucky!
    1
  3729. TBS = RED FLAG!!!
    1
  3730. G4, thanks for the mamories.
    1
  3731. Liberals: Free speech for me but not for thee.
    1
  3732. Bourdain? Whatever happenend to that dude anyhow?
    1
  3733. An adult might kick their ass, especially if it were a guy like me. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3734. Maybe that was the plan all along?
    1
  3735. Election party? That's a great idea! Combo up with Guy Faulks. That's like British Halloween, for those of you who didnt see V for Vendetta. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3736. You know what's on all the TV at the doctor's offices now? That Home and Garden Channel.
    1
  3737. That was fascinating!
    1
  3738. If your significant other has no friends = that's a red flag big enough to be flying over a car dealership.
    1
  3739. Season 3: The Samauri sketch was a spoof of Saturday Night Fever.
    1
  3740. What about Latinos, homes?
    1
  3741. Hey, that guy believes different than we do. Let's get him!
    1
  3742. I'm a mark for Hex Girls. That's for fucking that up, Velma.
    1
  3743. She also runs Hunger Games. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3744. "Hate" seems like it's subjective to whatever they say that it is.
    1
  3745. He is very over in aew.
    1
  3746. Because they have this power fantasy that they could possibly take down the status quo, without even leaving the basement of their mothers.
    1
  3747. I got crash override from the library to see how much she would whine and blame other people. That is entertaining to me for some reason.
    1
  3748. Let this be a lesson to Disney. They will NOT control everything!
    1
  3749. Non violent crime my ass!!!
    1
  3750. 'Twas a good run.
    1
  3751. Would that song by the verve about the girl that killled herself after having a threesome count as one of these?
    1
  3752. Which phone store has the yenta with the massive cans?
    1
  3753. Eliot Aderall. Am I right?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3754. No more Lucky Charms. Just a box of bugs in milk.
    1
  3755. Agreed
    1
  3756. No wonder crack seems to be SO overpriced! ๐Ÿ˜•
    1
  3757. Hey, Sesame St.? You can't teach your sons to wear dresses and expect them to pull off a revolution with any hope of success. ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  3758. They'd have to actually read books to know that. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3759. Sounds like she was touched by a pervy uncle.
    1
  3760. You losing weight? Face looks thinner. Take it slow and healthy, friendo.
    1
  3761. Its like NFL doesn't know their fan base at all.
    1
  3762. He might not have had the accuracy if he used one hand. I had a magic act in my 20s and I'd juggle three of those 3 liters. I couldn't do that now.
    1
  3763. I certainly hope that no one would be influenced by her!
    1
  3764. I'm a nice religious dude. But when I was 16 = I was out there stealing hubcaps too. Teenage guys are psychos and that's ALL races!
    1
  3765. Living pay check to pay check is a dinosaur waiting to be extinct. That's not reality any longer. Save...your...dough!!!
    1
  3766. I was at the movies yesterday seeing Thanksgiving. It seems as if all of the soccer moms were there with their brat packs, but they were all there to see that Trolls bullshit and not the Disney crap. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
    1
  3767. Then they'd have NO engineers, but plenty of janitors.
    1
  3768. I typed with an accent for some reason. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3769. I remember going through a very low period of my life, and I turn on Mtv and see Airplane by RHCP for the first time. It made me feel a little better.
    1
  3770. Quick, Mike Myers, do some Austin Powers stuff! Yeah, Baby! Shagadellic!
    1
  3771. How hard did Musk laugh at Australia?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3772. Christians don't fear heathens. Come at us and find out why.
    1
  3773. Trivia: Frozen Empire is the 5th Ghostbusters movie. Ernie was was friends with Eric Draven in the first Crow movie. The 5th Crow comes out later this year.
    1
  3774. If your dumb enough to not know that we always vote on Tues = maybe shouldn't vote. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3775. Pedro Pascal = on every show.
    1
  3776. E-turd-nals
    1
  3777. I too laughed when she missed. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3778. Sounds like someone looking to get upset over nothing.
    1
  3779. Frosk has a Native American name: Gender Studies Pees Standing
    1
  3780. Puppet on piano was "Little Penny" from Nike commercials of that time.
    1
  3781. Russell Brand < Raisin Bran ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3782. Butter faces.
    1
  3783. When you said that you suddenly felt under the weather I became concerned that it might be that. But it hit some people like a wrecking ball and others like a feather. That rhymes? Unintentional.
    1
  3784. I'm not the wop generation. But I am 1/4 Italian so... ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
    1
  3785. What great franchise haven't they ruined yet?
    1
  3786. Yokozuna!!!!!
    1
  3787. Stay in school, kids. Then you can get a job Haitians are unqualified for. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3788. Yes she did.
    1
  3789. White books = not written in crayon.
    1
  3790. Then why go to college? To prolong childhood?
    1
  3791. He has his own studio. I've been in their offices in 2004. He had a hot receptionist.
    1
  3792. Could not have described it better myself.
    1
  3793. Even when they come after you = they are always the victims.
    1
  3794. Drastic measure had to be taken or nothing will improve. Baltimore was a very different place back when I grew up there. I keep hearing horror stories from friends/family that still live down there.
    1
  3795. $17 an hour when I was a kid = I would have has bought SO much candy!
    1
  3796. Kat Williams + Seth McFarlane + a few others = seem to really have the inside track on what's really going on.
    1
  3797. That'll be the day.
    1
  3798. "Eat the Rich". Song on a Krokus album. Not even a good song. Or a good album. Krokus is actually not even that good of a band. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3799. Tweets are 8 years old. As is the mental development of those who cancel.
    1
  3800. Nothing.
    1
  3801. Isn't she one of them though? That last name and the fact that Speilberg hired her for West Side Story would point to that she is.
    1
  3802. Agape = you have to pray for those who want you dead. I know that it's not easy.
    1
  3803. Brian Paludo drew Lady Death. True Story: Brian Paludo punched me in the face at a the 2000 Pittsburgh Comic Con. Ah, the old Days.
    1
  3804. Should have sent ninjas to get house back.
    1
  3805. Crackers...Ritz...for my chowder and soup.
    1
  3806. There is a reason people went to see MK and GvsK...because those movies were awesome!!!!
    1
  3807. Dylan is like The Blob = it touches your company and it withers and dying whilst screaming in agony! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3808. Not even Lucy Lui-bot?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3809. They should. They got content going all the way back to before my grandparents were born!
    1
  3810. Like Pinocchio? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3811. Air kinda blew. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3812. If I sit in my hot tub longer than 20 minutes at a time I feel dizzy and sick. NOBODY is ever going to pay to see that!
    1
  3813. Big difference and 80s right and current left = left is very anti-Christian and ONLY anti-Christian! Anything else goes though.
    1
  3814. Dude! I had chowder for lunch! ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  3815. Is this history class? Math class. Now I'm really confused!
    1
  3816. Willy Wonka's Camden, Nj branch of his factory. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3817. As a guy that was (barely) old enough to see Star Wars in the theater un 1977: it was the first sci fi thing that everyone liked and no one was ashamed: Your parents, your grandparents, bullies, jocks, hot girls, rednecks, etc.
    1
  3818. Gordon my English.
    1
  3819. Pardon
    1
  3820. Arnold did the same thing to get his ass to Mars in Total Recall.
    1
  3821. Them: Wakanda forever! Us: Wakanda isn't real!
    1
  3822. Them: OK. We ruined movies, comics, video games, music, sports, tv...What's left? Toys!!!
    1
  3823. This recently happenend: cashier at a book store kept giving me attitude. I called his attention to it. He doubled-down. I pulled him over the counter by his collar. The lesson to him was that the shit that you get away with over a computer doesn't always translate to real life. He certainly hit the unlucky lottery that day.
    1
  3824. Men Behind the Sun and the original French Martyrs could go on this list.
    1
  3825. Wiped their ass with Indian Jones, Star Wars, Marvel. Next on the block = Planet if the Apes
    1
  3826. If you say "No chance in hell" 3 times = Vince McMahon struts to the wrestling ring.
    1
  3827. Do Asians really identify with blacks?! Certainly, they have much more in common with us. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3828. If the dudes are The Bulls shouldn't the chicks be The Cows?
    1
  3829. Only three words can save this movie at this point, hear me out: Naked clay Wonderwoman
    1
  3830. Texas too?! I lived in Texas. They usually don't put up with such bullshit.
    1
  3831. Othello?! They won't even let you play Apu! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3832. I think that we were the only two people that picked up on that.
    1
  3833. Madonna: I'm cute. Me: You were 37 years ago.
    1
  3834. Looks like he he is isn't going to make it to that big hat convention.
    1
  3835. Them: Here be sand. Let us build our empire upon it.
    1
  3836. As far as the director goes = Where would the talentless be without handouts?
    1
  3837. "Who writes a memoir in their 30s?!" Uh...someone who killed their acting career by turning themselves from a cute lady to a 12 year old version of Moe from The Three Stooges? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3838. Thats too much for them. Following the law far too "white" for them.
    1
  3839. Selling candy bars or politics = tell them what they want to hear. That's marketing 101. ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  3840. Just because she looks like a softball playing farmer doesn't mean other women aren't pretty.
    1
  3841. When I was growing up, the only blecks in college had to be good enough at a sport to justify their presence. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3842. I remember that Facts of Life episode. I was too young to understand it though.
    1
  3843. If he drives real fast and doesn't hit the brake he can drive over the water to Hawaii.
    1
  3844. I love haggis!!!
    1
  3845. Irony = they closed the last strip club in my city this very week. That place opened when i was a kid and now im balancing from middle-aged to old as shit!
    1
  3846. I think that Kat throws in easily deteched lies for a reason. Only he knows why.
    1
  3847. Whoopi looks like she's trying to fix herself up. You go, Whoopi.
    1
  3848. What are they flappin' about? Oh, everyone's a philosopher now?
    1
  3849. In a society that hath turned it's back on God = false idols will be found, a flag in this case. There's only flag here that's a sacred sybol. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
    1
  3850. They take away sugar and then you'll see some pissed off Americans!
    1
  3851. The only franchise that have and haven't fucked up yet is Gargoyles. They can keep all the rest of the crap on their flaming shit pile.
    1
  3852. It definitely is. This cowardly behavior is the best that they can muster.
    1
  3853. Shang Chi! Playing in that open field where all the heroine addicts go to bang each other.
    1
  3854. 13% = 99% of the crime. Am I wrong?
    1
  3855. How long before she's on 'Dancing with the Stars'?
    1
  3856. Extra: Seth is bad..he's super-bad. We all see what you did there.
    1
  3857. He's going to have to bang a dude to prove his loyalty.
    1
  3858. I met my second wife at church. She was in recovery. Then her drug problem became a problem again. That's the short story.
    1
  3859. Criminals would.
    1
  3860. Going to ruin mail, the way that ruined sports and popular music. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3861. Maybe they can start playing Impractical Jokers. That's all that other fuckin' basic cable channel plays 24/7.
    1
  3862. Lady from Brownsville: Do you want a pizza or not?!!!
    1
  3863. Must be different here. My best friend of 40 years + my professional mentor = both Native Americans.
    1
  3864. Next = Freddy boinks Jason?
    1
  3865. What franchise have they approved upon?
    1
  3866. Does CA touch Canda?! Seems like they caught something. Don't say "Sore-ree" to the bad guys!
    1
  3867. Ben & Jerry really didn't think this one through.
    1
  3868. They started lying for him the second that this all went down.
    1
  3869. Freddy boinks Jason
    1
  3870. You would assume as much.
    1
  3871. You were up at 0200 when you were 8?!
    1
  3872. Dude, when you become a doctor, you can tell me why my elbow hurts all the time.
    1
  3873. "Sexist movie" = movie made before 2014 before everyone gave a shit about such nonsense? Good for grandpa for kicking her out.
    1
  3874. Goosebumps was my shit! A new one would play on Friday afternoon and then it would replay on Saturday morning.
    1
  3875. If no one takes out the trash = no one takes out the trash!
    1
  3876. It's a job I wouldn't do, but I respect the dudes that do. Think its easy?!
    1
  3877. Atlanta is a city in American. I can see how one can be confused. It's the closest they'll ever get to Wakanda.
    1
  3878. ย @polkabun4499ย  No. But don't ever order the black coffee! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    1
  3879. Even robots are like "Frosk is ugly!"
    1
  3880. Why is there a dog and the gym by himself? Was he waiting for a treadmill?
    1
  3881. White people are the reason America even exists. Think about that.
    1
  3882. Remembers of that movie 'Escape from New York'. Before they throw you intonthe prison that Manhattan had become you had the option to just be killed.
    1
  3883. Brian Stelter: No, not the rockabilly dude! He looks like one of the Three Stooges that they threw in there after Curly and Shemp died.
    1
  3884. Fat End Game Thor: Am I a joke to you?
    1
  3885. Because these are wicked times indeed. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  3886. How fiendishly clever of Walmart! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  3887. Dude! If you love Batman you are going to love it. Only one woke line and it was really out of place and silly.
    1
  3888. Well, in her defense, no one on the planet has more of a "Jew-face" than Sarah Silverman. Stevie Wonder can see that she's Jewish!
    1
  3889. He's not picky. It happens. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3890. Oh, Sydney, me lass. You are the smart little sister that I never wanted. Just kidding. That I always wanted.
    1
  3891. 30 years ago Me: Hey, gramps? Could you call me Diane now? My grandpa: Mama Mia!!!!!!
    1
  3892. Christian persecution is very real in these times.
    1
  3893. How long before football is as hopeless bleck as basketball?
    1
  3894. Accidentally got fed to the cats. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3895. How long before they rip out the urinals and leave it that way?
    1
  3896. Nothing is as it seems.
    1
  3897. Workers in 2022 = Few and a big pain in the ass! This is how they will justify Communism....comrades.
    1
  3898. Under those tig old bitties! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  3899. There is a Michael Keaton movie about squatter scamming. Pacific Heights it's called.
    1
  3900. Yelled expletive = "Golly Gee Willikers!!!"
    1
  3901. The Flash chasing after kids.
    1
  3902. They are starved for heroes, I suppose. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3903. Kardashian Curse = Dont know if I believe in curses, but it sure does look like one doesn't it?
    1
  3904. Also, the bail amount = you only have to post 10% of that amount to get out. Same in every state I believe.
    1
  3905. Truth
    1
  3906. Only mtv could have put on a show of this low of a quality.
    1
  3907. Dig-Dug in the background!!!
    1
  3908. "Unions"? Reagan and Thatcher took care of the unions when I was still in diapers! Just sayin'.
    1
  3909. They have reaped what they have sewn.
    1
  3910. Tyrus hoped that they were clapping for his latest wrestling victory.
    1
  3911. When The Kids in the Hall did skits dressed as cops = Better Canadian cops than actual Canadian cops in 2023.
    1
  3912. What lasted longer? The era where even your ex gf had an onlyfans OR the pony express?
    1
  3913. There are saints in this world but they'd all fit in an elevator. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3914. Its a test. They are doing this and daring us to speak out against it.
    1
  3915. Shocker is happy that Spider-man is now black.
    1
  3916. Yeah, Jabba the Hutt. That's Star Trek, right?
    1
  3917. Stanford is stupid, boring and uncool.
    1
  3918. Dean Wormer: Zero point zero.
    1
  3919. White-lite worse than Diet Coke...almost.
    1
  3920. Poland was supremely phucked by Comminism back in the day. They learned their lesson.
    1
  3921. Him: Here's my race card! Judge: Sorry. It's invalid when you smack ladies about.
    1
  3922. He orders 5 pieces nugget and throws one away. Reference to first Tenacious D album
    1
  3923. I smoked a cigarette when I was 16. That was my first and last.
    1
  3924. Big girls...they don't cry yi yi!
    1
  3925. "Rash decision" = Killing yourself just because you have a rash.
    1
  3926. If they wanted an all female Ghostbusters not to fail = Should have made them four hot ladies instead of...well....you know.
    1
  3927. How long before they come for The Holy Bible?
    1
  3928. There are some cool toys in that line. But you'll never see them, because the stapler nerds buy them all. You can smell them around a corner.
    1
  3929. I'm talking specifically about in the stores.
    1
  3930. I remember telling my ex gf, "You are a fool for hanging around those people." Did I lie?!
    1
  3931. Tetris = Political Russian government stole all of the creator's money. (True story)
    1
  3932. In the unlikely event that they are able to jail her over a Tweet = None of us will be safe. I'm not even kidding.
    1
  3933. Them: Trump is going to tell us what to do. Also Them: Dont have have Thanksgiving because of Trump. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  3934. Good. Nothing of value lost.
    1
  3935. Current Chicago is worse than fictional Detroit in Robocop!
    1
  3936. The poor janitor!
    1
  3937. I'll take that dough!!!
    1
  3938. These CEOs seem to know import shit months before the rest of us find out.
    1
  3939. In this current environment, if you have a billion dollars and you are not willing give it away you are evil in their eyes.
    1
  3940. If everyone want to make us the scapegoats for their (many) failures I'm completely cool with that, because they will do nothing but continue to fail.
    1
  3941. At what point will President Camacho start watering the crops with off-brand Gatorade?
    1
  3942. Homeless: You got some change, man? Killer: I gots plenty of dat lead.
    1
  3943. Ever hear the layered dimension theory?
    1
  3944. Unless I missed something, all these places have something in common: Lots of open space to hide corpses. ๐Ÿ’€
    1
  3945. This "union" should go over like a wet fart...on The Titanic....crashing into The Hindenburg.
    1
  3946. Here I stand, Whoopi. Take your shot.
    1
  3947. Small monsters only grow larger and more dangerous.
    1
  3948. They look like those New Balance Frankenstein shoes that Tony Romo advertises.
    1
  3949. "Wow! He's black?!" Said no one! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3950. She gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
    1
  3951. He hugs her "Are you a bean bag chair?!!!"
    1
  3952. Them: I can't go if Frank Miller is there. Me: OK.
    1
  3953. That's that reporter's cadance. If i remembet correct, he was in the NFL before he was a reporter.
    1
  3954. Actual Chicago + New York from Escape from New York = This!
    1
  3955. White earbuds be ray-sis...yo.
    1
  3956. Bud: Hold my beer. Miller: No. Hold MY beer.
    1
  3957. An ungrateful child is a serpent's tooth. I think that is in The Holy Bible.
    1
  3958. No mercy nor quarter shall be granted.
    1
  3959. He can't stop winning.
    1
  3960. When i had a magic act, my opening act was a girl that juggled machetes to 'Groove is in the Heart'. I can vouche that they weren't sharpened, but if you caught them wrong, it was stitches time! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  3961. <White person not crying. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3962. She's going change darts so that the whole board is the bullseye.
    1
  3963. They say that these actors who get famous as children have their development arrested right there at that time for good. This is a classic example of that.
    1
  3964. They believe that they should never be held accountable for any of the crap that they do.
    1
  3965. The new inquisition = ideology > $
    1
  3966. I subscribed long ago. Found I had somehow become unsubscribed, as of yesterday. I had to subscribe again. I dont know about these things so you think that may have something to do with being 42% down?
    1
  3967. Straight male nurses get more lady nurse ass than a toilet seat. A friend told me.
    1
  3968. Being part Italian, I find The Sapranos insulting.
    1
  3969. It is nice there.
    1
  3970. If he knew the who originally came up with the name joy division I doubt he'd wear the shirt, even ironically.
    1
  3971. Compliment her hair and shoes. Ladies love that shit.
    1
  3972. I don't blame Scarlett for feeling salty. It seems as if every role she plays (beautifully) there is someone telling her that she can't.
    1
  3973. Thunderdome!!!!!!
    1
  3974. Like the first one wasn't gay enough for them?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  3975. I'm guessing that they do a lot of Lady gaga covers...like A LOT of them!
    1
  3976. If there is no orange man = they will create one. But its not blue colored, good old boys driving those Teslas, is it?
    1
  3977. Trans dude can wear two pairs of lacey little underwear like gloves on his man hands.
    1
  3978. "Reverse McCarthism" is what I call it.
    1
  3979. They got fireworks at the drug store now.
    1
  3980. DVC = For an extra $5000 you can run over whatever cast member or other guest you want with a riding lawnmower.
    1
  3981. She left to go to space to keep her out of the way of the real Avengers.
    1
  3982. That isis spoof commercial was freakin' hilarious!
    1
  3983. Lazy Susan = my second wife.
    1
  3984. Your X-man codename: Beard Prophet
    1
  3985. 5th member = Hot hippy chic named 'Male-gazer'...Wow! ๐Ÿ˜†
    1
  3986. "Don't enjoy the freedom that I provide and then complain about the way that I provide it!!!" - Jack Nickelson (A Few Good Men)
    1
  3987. How's name carries more fear? Trump in real life(still). Or Freddy Krueger in horror movies?
    1
  3988. Dont they have batons?!
    1
  3989. Hyde Park = Hide yo shit. It will be stolen. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  3990. Make me shit down and shut up. I'll find that amusing.
    1
  3991. Ive seen better acting in community theater.
    1
  3992. Revelation.....
    1
  3993. There's a lot of retired cops and ex military around. Be willing to ride shotgun...literally.
    1
  3994. One of the many things that I like aboot (Canadian accent) Japan = They collectively have a very strange imagination.
    1
  3995. They made him use those dull safety scissors โœ‚๏ธ to do it also! Just not safe!
    1
  3996. Them: Trans people exist....and they like cookies. Us: ALL people like cookies, you phucking idiots!
    1
  3997. Remember that old poem? I was sad that I didn't have $6000 to spend on Disney's emersive Star Wars experience. Then I saw that it sucked. And I laughed really hard.
    1
  3998. The is the beginning of the end for our coutry. Is there such thing as a 5th world country? We're going to be one.
    1
  3999. Shang chi showing at a sushi bar near you!
    1
  4000. The hippy-dippy bullshit world that these musicians always wanted hath finally come to pass and they are way too old to enjoy it. Oh the irony.
    1
  4001. I used to have a job where I estimated that I was nearly killed once for each month I worked there. But I'm sure that playing a baby game for a living is SO much worse!
    1
  4002. No, they wouldn't have.
    1
  4003. It seems as if they just can't help themselves. Their tired mantra just has a mind of it's own and must burst forth from them.
    1
  4004. That's a good one!
    1
  4005. A company run by Jewish guys says, "We can't have an Israeli super hero!!!" ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4006. This how society ends.
    1
  4007. She can put on her marching boots and march until her hat floats.
    1
  4008. So it seems.
    1
  4009. Also, drag queens in every commercial. Watch network TV for an hour and tell me I'm wrong.
    1
  4010. In two on the four films where Freddy was dragged out of the dream (Freedy's Dead and F vs. J) Freddy seems to retain the ability to crawl walls and ceiling like Spider-man.
    1
  4011. In my youth, before I moved to Utah, I worked in that steel mill in Claymont. I heard that they knocked it down recently.
    1
  4012. Raid?!!!
    1
  4013. No one is going to see that shitty Shazam 2 either.
    1
  4014. I know you're making a joke, but if they did do one set in Spain it would have to be the 1400s and the Inquisition.
    1
  4015. They should hire her and just have her getting everyone else their coffee.
    1
  4016. They will try. They will fail. Best they find a weaker target.
    1
  4017. A man who is righteous and says his prayers at night Shall always be called "racist" if he happens to be white. The Wolfman (probably) 1941
    1
  4018. I too have trouble finding clothes. I'm like an industrial refrigerator. Much like Al Bundy, I was a football star in high high.
    1
  4019. Guess that what that game was warning us about turned out to be all too true.
    1
  4020. Nearly all of Ashton's filmography = free on tubi ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4021. That Alien that looks like its made out of an egg carton took it. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4022. Scholarship for Burger King employees. I worked at BK when I was like 15. That's the job you get when you are either too young or have made too many mistakes to work anywhere else.
    1
  4023. I had Crash on vhs.
    1
  4024. "Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer." - Al Bundy
    1
  4025. Those most critical of America = Surprise! They are not from here: Oliver, Samantha Bee, current dailey show host. They will cash those American checks though.
    1
  4026. Will DC come to comic stores and slap the DC comics out of my hands?
    1
  4027. Was there an actual boating accident, or does that mean something else? Im confused.
    1
  4028. Then this Christian shall buy my overpriced electronics elsewhere. They can say hi to Circuit City at the bottom of that ravine of failure. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4029. He also had a cameo in one of those Sharknado movies.
    1
  4030. Ok, you got that one.
    1
  4031. Her next project is change Shoots and Ladders, because it excludes cripples. It's now going to be Ramps and Elevators.
    1
  4032. Like all those elves aren't banging each other in that big tree?! Hi-yo!
    1
  4033. He's having a bad year. Hope that he's been saying his dough.
    1
  4034. Two wrestlers?! Awesome!
    1
  4035. G4 =Gay Girl Goes Grrrrrr
    1
  4036. Put Sideshow Barbara in charge of important shit and shit is all that you are going to be left with.
    1
  4037. Bought sneakers and Playstation 5 with it. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4038. Best picture: Medea movie! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  4039. Good picks. For a relatively new villains, Batman Who Laughs seems already be getting quite over with the fans.
    1
  4040. They best to stick to what they know: Rapping, basketball and............ ...........?
    1
  4041. Nicolodian, MTV, Comedy Central all run by the same idea.
    1
  4042. Trivia: Joe Perry replaced on one album by Jimmy Crispo.
    1
  4043. My grandpa liked that outlaw country stuff.
    1
  4044. That's cool, homes. To each their own with Provolone. ๐Ÿง€
    1
  4045. Drug addicts tend to lack the planning skills.
    1
  4046. Camden isn't all bad. They have an aquarium...with hippos! ๐Ÿ˜€
    1
  4047. Coke...pineapple flavor!
    1
  4048. Poor Eli Roth. He's a decent horror director and this is going to shit-can hi career! ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4049. There are secrets to being a a man? Here i am being a man for 20 years not knowing these secret like some kid of chump.
    1
  4050. Yeah and that's where all the good museums and theater is, so we want to be there. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4051. The night he came out...
    1
  4052. Remember when he found Lori in the closet? Went into the closet to get her. Then, he came out of the closet!
    1
  4053. They are definitely the orcs.
    1
  4054. Because ruining sports and music wasn't enough. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4055. All money Disney has = Converted to gold coins and guarded by a dragon wearing mouse ears.
    1
  4056. Wouldn't it be hilarious if the first lady president was a retired porn star?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4057. Not all of the people.
    1
  4058. I'm looking at you because I want my (bad) food!
    1
  4059. Howard Stern's dad to EK: I told ya not to be stupid, ya moron!
    1
  4060. Everyone should do the same. That's the world now. The accusation IS the penalty!
    1
  4061. If they close that studio = Teen Titan Go! Will STILL play on a loop 25 hours a day, 8 days a week!
    1
  4062. Ah! There's a skeleton behind you!
    1
  4063. If it is as inaccurate as FB = people are going to get flagged on things that are wrong.
    1
  4064. Who gave Corey Booker too much sugar?!
    1
  4065. They shouldn't have designed it with a screen door. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4066. He's a pro.
    1
  4067. I thought OJ's lawyer was dead. Did Juicy summon him back from hades?
    1
  4068. She must have been smoking a peace pipe.
    1
  4069. Election is 6 months and 12 days away, and the adds already look like a current day SNL skit. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4070. Sometimes you've got to ride the Bull. Later, skater.
    1
  4071. Gentleman Ghost solo movie? Anybody?
    1
  4072. Netflix is garbage. They can't even get their movies in the mail right anymore.
    1
  4073. Its a 15% tax to kill yourself in Canada. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4074. Smart people read. Dumb people Rrrreeee!!!
    1
  4075. Those grapes = sour!
    1
  4076. Even though I'm old, I don't think that they'd be dumb enough to hit me because I'm still huge. However, if they did they would be having an awful surprise when I hit them back 20x as hard. I'm no stranger to that. I've had my nose broken twice and it shows.
    1
  4077. Hear me out: Video games are being sabatoged on purpose.
    1
  4078. Must be 2024. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4079. I thought that they he would at least get 5 years to appease the rabble. Though that would be a death sentence, because he would have been shanked by some psycho in there.
    1
  4080. What I've noticed about SNL = They seem to be referencing movies from 30+ years ago: Fatal Attraction, Air Bud, Forest Gump
    1
  4081. Was that Robbie Rotten?
    1
  4082. Unlikely
    1
  4083. 12 year old should know better. 17 year old even more so. I wasn't like that when I was that age.
    1
  4084. Only six more months of this shit. Then, no matter who wins the election, this will not be a priority for them shortly thereafter.
    1
  4085. I would like to meet Shaq because I rarely meet anyone bigger and stronger than I.
    1
  4086. If Harry Potter was black, he could yell "Abra Ca-you Be Raysis!!!" at Voltamort and Voltamort turns to dust = one book/one movie
    1
  4087. Fear not. Between you and them stands many a righteous person.
    1
  4088. He did that too. Remember the recurring "Clifford" joke?
    1
  4089. "GOAL!!!"
    1
  4090. Hot out of the oven, like a batch of cookies! ๐Ÿช
    1
  4091. Indiana Jones is going to get lost in his own museum!
    1
  4092. Eartha Kitt = first black Catwoman.
    1
  4093. I was going to say the exact same thing.
    1
  4094. Left my bike in Alamo basement.
    1
  4095. That's definitely something they would do.
    1
  4096. But if you do, then it's you that's at fault. 30 years of media brainwashing finally pays off for them. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4097. Alex Winter: Bill & Ted, Idiot Box, Freaked
    1
  4098. Lost Boys too Death Wish 3 I'm a fan.
    1
  4099. Joker: Fully a Duece ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4100. If someone disagrees with me = The conversation is over. God didn't put me upon this planet to try to change the minds of idiots.
    1
  4101. They are man enough to go antiquing with your Uncle Bruce. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4102. Question one will be: What is your favorite color?
    1
  4103. Michael Douglas: I shit my pants!
    1
  4104. If it's baseball = they would manage to make it boring. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4105. Not the first Disney ride to be haunted. What was that ride that squashed a girl back in the 70s? Not to mention all the people that sneak in ashes and dump them there.
    1
  4106. Ok. You did reference the squashed girl.
    1
  4107. Brie is the human embodiment of one of those melted down reactor elephant foots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4108. Disney to TH: The bad news is that you don't get to be in Star Wars. The good news is that you're Spider-man now!
    1
  4109. What If... did Marvel zombies yesterday.
    1
  4110. Minus well go looking for leprechauns and unicorns. But its ok that they are all racist.
    1
  4111. Because no one wants to get a real job?
    1
  4112. I remember Night Trap. Dana Plato was in it.
    1
  4113. There is a new Tom &Jerry movie coming out in the Spring. How bad is that going to suck?
    1
  4114. Witcher: We got Superman! Let's let him go to waste to prove a point.
    1
  4115. Wisconsin has delicious cheese and beer = who wouldn't be chubby?!
    1
  4116. Dove's new slogan: We need a lot more soap!!!!! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4117. Two of the greatest living athletes on the panel.
    1
  4118. "White privilege" It's called intelligence. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4119. Fuck that!
    1
  4120. Ironically, they need a lot of food brought to their table. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4121. SNC doesn't call her "Skinner!!!" but something VERY close to that. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4122. Jo Rogen is the final boss. C need to fight some easier people first.
    1
  4123. He'll get away with it too. It's open season on us Honk keys, apparently!
    1
  4124. Them: They dont want ta go ta skool wiff black keeds. Us: Ok, so you kinda starting to understand. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4125. You can watch literally anything, because you all are just ignoring it and looking at your phones anyhow.
    1
  4126. Star wars 2021 = Rocks...fuckin'!
    1
  4127. No
    1
  4128. Disney World: April 20 =Begins Not-see Appreciation Nights
    1
  4129. Geode: Let's rock!!!
    1
  4130. The happy doggie was the only 10.
    1
  4131. We should know better. How many good movies have we actually gotten between 2014-present?
    1
  4132. Super hero films are to modern American cinema what Westerns used to be.
    1
  4133. Society is all of us. We all in trouble!
    1
  4134. They should just let them steal?
    1
  4135. Agreed
    1
  4136. I still quote that "Chut up!" From Donnie Darko all the time.
    1
  4137. That can be arranged.
    1
  4138. "Mila Kunis! Mila Kunis!" Seth McFarland talking to Native Americans in 1000 Ways to Die in the West.
    1
  4139. Tyrus could steal your whole house, literally. He could just throw it up onto his shoulder and walk away with it! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4140. Judge Dred: Mama is not the law here...I am the law!
    1
  4141. Ya got that right, lad!
    1
  4142. If you think that it's open season on whitey now, wait a few months.....๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4143. Proof that Childs isnt The Thing = he still has earrings.
    1
  4144. Reacher out a change that channel. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4145. Or go to Vegas and get some legal prostituties! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4146. Is that how she keeps getting acting work?
    1
  4147. Cocaine = always a bad idea.
    1
  4148. Unfortunately, that hath already begun.
    1
  4149. I hear that! Sign me up also!
    1
  4150. I hate to make you feel worse, but this is merely just the beginning of the end. You know the very peak of the Rollercoaster ride just before it drops everyone? Still got that to look forward to.
    1
  4151. To the surprise of no one...
    1
  4152. Wan't this a Rodney Dangerfield movie?
    1
  4153. Hey, Hasbro, just make Gi Joes and shut up!
    1
  4154. Elemental was a great idea, but that's where the positives end.
    1
  4155. Overpriced hippy ice cream.
    1
  4156. Jared went onto the wwe in 2009, because he used to be as heavy as Yokozuna!
    1
  4157. Matrix 4 = Unwatchable
    1
  4158. D&D was actually pretty good.
    1
  4159. He's going for the insanity plea. Not likely to pull that one off. Only works on tv.
    1
  4160. On Halloween, if the character im wearing a costume of has a signature weapon i will not be carrying even a fake version of it. Dont want to spook someone who forgot that it's Halloween and get shot!
    1
  4161. Gee I wonder why she would defend Woody Allen. I couldn't possible make a guess.
    1
  4162. Demi L.: I'm non-bianary. Howard Stern's father: I told ya not to stupid, ya maron!
    1
  4163. Daniel Craig = Gayer than cafe curtains.
    1
  4164. I dont believe that they didnt know Mila's age. Need paperwork to work on tv just like any other gig.
    1
  4165. Princess Peach origin story.
    1
  4166. Why does no one in DC go: Batman has planes, cars, motorcycles, bulletproof armor...only Bruce Wayne can afford that!
    1
  4167. I guess a podcast isn't something that just anyone can do.
    1
  4168. Joe eating Scrapple. It only seems to be popular in the Northeast. It's like the grease of bacon and that's as far as the comparison goes.
    1
  4169. My mum and her friends loved McDonalds coffee.
    1
  4170. In reality, that version of Jennifer Walter's would unlikely to be cat-called anywhere outside of the campus of a blind school. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  4171. Seems like something new, but this goes back to The Shining. The book goes into much more detail.
    1
  4172. The dog boy I mean.
    1
  4173. True story about red head: They are frowned upon in Russian because there were no red heads there until The Vikings invaded. Also, red heads react badly to anesthesia.
    1
  4174. She didn't watch Trevor Noah. She would have had to turn BET for that.
    1
  4175. Wednesday night = Hockey night!
    1
  4176. I'd like to see them put me in a cage. They''d have to get out from behind their computer, crawl up out of the basement, then the hard part starts.....
    1
  4177. George Lucas has been out of ideas since 1983.
    1
  4178. huh?
    1
  4179. Are zombies evil = no. They are the most obnoxious of monsters though. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4180. 2025: Minecraft finally buries WB studios. Snow White = Disney's first movie....and their last! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4181. Leslie Jones was doing that joke on stage WAY before she waa on snl.
    1
  4182. He fought for both sides, because he was having so much fun!
    1
  4183. I must say that farm work has always been done by immigrants. 100 years ago, my great great grandparents came here from Italy and Lithuania to do that. That's where they met each other. It was very unusual to marry outside of your nationality back then, at least around here it was.
    1
  4184. That you cant put a sign in your yard, in America, without fear of reprisal = sure says how far that we have fallen.
    1
  4185. That food was expensive to begin with.
    1
  4186. Someone say "Beatlejuice" three times!
    1
  4187. What Whoopi&Joy don't know = all the fans that they have left are in nursing homes a.k.a. God's waiting room. So nothing is going to improve for them.
    1
  4188. That show is unwatchable.
    1
  4189. Orbiter 2 + Luna 9 = 11. Two ships x11 = 11-11 11-11 = Police radio code for 'All is well'. Don't ya get it man?! It's in our breakfast cereals, man!
    1
  4190. If im at your comedy show = i already gave you money, you greedy dwarf.
    1
  4191. Dude, you're losing weight!
    1
  4192. Killer Moth solo film? Anybody?
    1
  4193. Wokehammer?
    1
  4194. Brokeback Venom
    1
  4195. Criminal Minds + International = i believe that would be interpol.
    1
  4196. 30 years old = Old enough to know better.
    1
  4197. I worked the 4th for years. But not this year, baby!
    1
  4198. Wokeness = The new false religion.
    1
  4199. Like anyone was ever going to stop doing that anyway?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4200. Ron Burgundy always in the pool.
    1
  4201. They'll never be "the good guys".
    1
  4202. Used to be that a franchise was over when the horror villain went to space. Now, its when they go gay.
    1
  4203. Beetlejuice: I've come for your squirrel, Chuck! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4204. Legion of Doom is real! Not talking about the wrestling stable. Talking about the group of DC villains. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4205. Francis: Pee-wee, listen to reason! Pee-wee: Ssshhh...I'm listening to "reason"!
    1
  4206. I remember watching Martin's show with my first wife.
    1
  4207. I hear ya, God. But I can only control myself. Everyone else must take responsibility for their own selves.
    1
  4208. By like the 6th Jason movie, the sheriff was shooting Jason with shotgun and he just got right up and snapped him in half.
    1
  4209. Those knives look sweet.
    1
  4210. If they went to my high school their heads would exploded like Scanners!
    1
  4211. The second they get pulled over, "Yo, I didn't do sheeeet!"
    1
  4212. As in: "Watch. She's definitely going to commit suicide. But it will actually be murder"?
    1
  4213. In my country women are HUGE!!!
    1
  4214. Utah represent!!!
    1
  4215. Dangerous Minds = Spend most their living in a gangsta's paradise.
    1
  4216. Is math racist because Asians are really good at it?!
    1
  4217. Is it their plan to take out one song every Christmas?!
    1
  4218. ...and all the crabs danced!!!
    1
  4219. Dude! I was thinking the same thing! Did we ALL go to hell?!
    1
  4220. I bet that he was so surprised that Howard Stern's dick fell out of his mouth. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4221. Black armor.
    1
  4222. You walk your dogs separately?
    1
  4223. I noticed.
    1
  4224. No Joker = No Grouch parody. How stupid is SNL to bite the hand that feeds?
    1
  4225. Merchant of Death = sounds like someone Gi Joe or James Bond would be after. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  4226. Will should check himself into an institution. This will escalate. Same for Kanye.
    1
  4227. Next it will be librarians, even though they wouldn't be there otherwise.
    1
  4228. What Australia thinks of Musk + $1 = Musk could by a small coffee at Dunkies! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4229. Sounds like extortion to me.
    1
  4230. I've been saying that since day one.
    1
  4231. Everyone to Japan: You ray-sis! Japan: Yup! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  4232. ย @quietstorm9966ย  "Nimcompoop"? "Nacho Cheese Doritos"?
    1
  4233. 1921: People came to this country to be American. 2021: People come to this country make us not be American.
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  4234. In real exorcisms and there are real ones: Only the clergy is present because of the danger involved. I have had long talks with people who know. Take my words not lightly.
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  4235. That would be better than 1000 Christmases! ๐Ÿ˜…
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  4236. They should have stopped at End Game. Let the public build up a hunger again. Come back hard with: DP 3, F4, X-men!
    1
  4237. Her bumper has an imprint of that moron's skull. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4238. Will Kane looks like a youthful Potsy Webber from Happy Days.
    1
  4239. One could say that he was watching the wrong parachute guy. Or he was looking for some decent food. It is England, after all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4240. Nimbus = Harry Potters flying broom?!
    1
  4241. Like three times in that movie he killed five or more people at the same time. He's more like John Wick now.
    1
  4242. Biggest shock of this story = That her father is still around. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4243. When it doubt = put your hand out.
    1
  4244. There are plenty places where they can go where they already have communism. Why do they have to drag us down?
    1
  4245. I definitely see the parallels there.
    1
  4246. She tries to elbow me and she would quickly be down to one arm.
    1
  4247. If you ever been on a burn ward it smells just like burnt chicken.
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  4248. Marvel Phase 4 is like Tues. afternoon at da club.
    1
  4249. "Light is now visible." Not on that set though. Looks like a goth club.
    1
  4250. My new pharmacist has tattoos. I was a little bit surprised. Tattoos used to be just for dirt balls.
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  4251. If Axebattler is older, I can relate that if you are really jacked in your 20s/30s you just get just bulky in your 40s, and your joints are cookie dust! ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4252. That wasn't going to happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4253. He then went to the basement of the Alamo and got Pee-wee Herman's stolen bike back from Francis and Prof. Toro Tanaka.
    1
  4254. Or the Kevin Bacon movie where he found a star basketball that is a prince of an African tribe?
    1
  4255. That guy on an early season of The Simpsons tried to throw naked pics of her down a bottomless hole and the hole threw it back!
    1
  4256. All he had the do: Show up, show the fat pants, cash the check. Now, he's in prison.
    1
  4257. Stevie Wonder could have seen this one coming. Going to need a super-max day care.
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  4258. I believe that one of the two dudes that invented Ninja Turtles currently owns HM.
    1
  4259. In no position to make demands. Give them an inch and they take the whole highway.
    1
  4260. At least they didnt have Kate McKinon playing the piano. That's not comedy!
    1
  4261. I'm case of nuclear attack = Stand behind Tyrus. Because he's a giant! Get it?!
    1
  4262. Borderlines was a flop! Rachael Z.: Hold my weird beer!'๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4263. If they lose tmnt and/or gi joe they are totally fucked.
    1
  4264. They don't work outside because you can't design video games that no one wants outside. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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  4265. She could date a blind dude.
    1
  4266. New Hamphire?! Really?! I know that you know better!!!
    1
  4267. "Sweet Baby" = sounds like a candy store and shit.
    1
  4268. I hear ya.
    1
  4269. She left SNL for that?!
    1
  4270. Kevin Smith isn't kicking anyone's ass. He's a Jersey guy but he's not that type of Jersey guy.
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  4271. He is in shape...Round! ๐Ÿคก
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  4272. This is why we can't have nice things.
    1
  4273. They did put it on all the time. Now they put baby titans on all the time.
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  4274. La Croix = hipster soda
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  4275. I need no one's permission to be white.
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  4276. Poe and Finn were definitely gay bones for each other. Brokeback Star Wars.
    1
  4277. An animal is an animal first. Don't be surprise when they snap the fuck out. Got to be cautious.
    1
  4278. I just had one of the those Pumpkin Spice milkshakes at Wendy's. If you don't like it = Go phuck yourself! ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  4279. Goldust?
    1
  4280. Will the dwarves even be dwarves?
    1
  4281. I saw a guy my age on a skateboard today. I wanted to say, "Dude! Are you trying to break a hip?!" ๐Ÿ˜…
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  4282. Why is that? I want chicken and I don't want be around lunatics.
    1
  4283. Amber Heard heard about Johnny, married him anyway. ๐Ÿคช
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  4284. You will never see a white media property again. You can really see the divide when you watch a movie/TV show from 30 years ago.
    1
  4285. Snow ain't White and the dwarfs ain't short.
    1
  4286. Shang Chi showing at that drive in that closed in 1983!
    1
  4287. I was wondering how they could fuck Blade up. What a twist!
    1
  4288. Minus well have Chucky meet Abotte and Costello.
    1
  4289. When society caters to delusion...
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  4290. Did they get a different wrestling guy?
    1
  4291. I use cash. Only two kinds of people use cash: Those too stupid to know better and those wishing someone is dumb enough to try to take it away from them. Guess which one that I am.
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  4292. Fat B. from Austin Powers 2 says, "Look at the wee baby!!!"
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  4293. If this were a card game the bluff has just been called.
    1
  4294. Yup. We win again!
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  4295. How do they celebrate? By getting a day off from the jobs that they don't have?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4296. Voting place: Got anything with a picture on it? They show a picture at themselves at Disneyland.
    1
  4297. I'm quite sure they stopped being friends when Jimmy became has-been Howie's best friend. "Ooo-hoo, Robin!"
    1
  4298. "Girls Scout Cookies!!! Just kidding. We're moving inn!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4299. They'll buy back the land, pennies on the dollar, and make billions.
    1
  4300. Broke the glass ceiling and broke a lot of mirrors just by looking at them.
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  4301. Wait. He could drive a car?! That's almost weider then the face eating.
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  4302. What would you expect her to say? They want to replace us by hook or crook. But they can't. It's most amusing to me. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  4303. Whoopi: It's so ugly! Us: So are you, inside AND out! ๐Ÿคก
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  4304. People that hate Trump the most used to be his buddies, like Dinero and Hasbeen Howie.
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  4305. I hate to be this guy: The viking burned their ships because they were going to conquer the land or die in the process. There was going to be no retreat. Two of my nationalities come from Vikings and it shows: Eastern European and Irish! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
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  4306. Normal "kids" don't kill animals for fun.
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  4307. Agreed
    1
  4308. Two Stooges, but it's Joe DeRita and Joe Besser.๐Ÿ˜…
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  4309. Dad jeans face = Dad face?
    1
  4310. Let's face it, its Summer so most dads are wearing cargo shorts with a key ring with like 1000 keys on it. One key is to a shed inside of another shed.
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  4311. Them: Ya'll be racis!!! Us: And? Them: That was the only power that we had! We're melting! Melting!!!๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4312. Hey, Kennedy! I remember her from MTV back when it was worth watching.
    1
  4313. Buzzed..."news"?
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  4314. Ravings of a lunatic. Results are the same.
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  4315. She should take some of that dough and surround her palace with goons to make an example of anyone trespassing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4316. Its like when The Steiners unmasked Doom, but we already knew that it was Butch Reed and Ron Simmons. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  4317. Stanley from The Office: I like.... Baclava. (Spelled right?)
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  4318. If you are broke and/or lazy this Halloween season = grab a buddy and those two freaks can be your couple's costume.
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  4319. Shame. I actually like Arbys.
    1
  4320. Will they alligators be robots? Otherwise, i think that the moats would be hard to build/maintain and the alligators would just walk away. Not an alligator expert. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  4321. Season 3 of RW was so good that it was downhill ever since: It had Puck, Pedro, Asian lady doctor, the guy that could barely draw...
    1
  4322. None worth playing I'd wager. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4323. QT is my favorite living director. It makes me sad that he is getting to be more associated with things aside from his masterful films.
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  4324. They didn't watch it.
    1
  4325. Everyone knows that Kimmel is a puss whilst also being Howard Stern's gf. Therefore, fellow comedians will never stop going after him.
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  4326. Could they at least leave the candy alone, please?!!!!! I didn't even think that was something that they'd get around to (literally) fucking with!!!!
    1
  4327. Just wait until January. They are going to round up all of us Crackers and box us up. ๐Ÿ˜…
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  4328. "Breeders" are coming to pull down the Cafe curtains.
    1
  4329. Hahn is got a white-hot streak going at the moment.
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  4330. Journalists lie = pat on the back. Journalists speak truth = trouble
    1
  4331. That's just Disney's version of Mario.
    1
  4332. This is the first that I've heard of this.
    1
  4333. They are so full of shit that their eyeballs are brown.
    1
  4334. What? No Pink Power Ranger in the Mortal Kombat movie?!
    1
  4335. I'd definitely buy this comic.
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  4336. White people banned, eh? We'll see about that.
    1
  4337. What sjws see: Halloween Kills....dozens of nameless/faceless people and two gay dudes.
    1
  4338. Gotta hurry up and write another bad Marvel comic, so she can get back to getting her Twitter fix. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4339. If Diddy was in the states = he'd be in custody by now.
    1
  4340. He's just another grifter.
    1
  4341. I remember seeing that Friday the 13th movie (2009) with my whole pharmacy class. Good times.
    1
  4342. The only way Spotify would pick NY over JR is if they hate money.
    1
  4343. Truth. Its not just marriage either. They must ruin everything.
    1
  4344. No one wants to see our junk dangling around.
    1
  4345. Looking at the current state of the world = No more parrot-dime shits for you!
    1
  4346. You too, Coke?๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4347. I have noticed that.
    1
  4348. Are they pushing that drag queens are non-sexual? Is this like how clowns used to be funny and now they are just Halloween decorations?
    1
  4349. Onward was pretty good.
    1
  4350. I noticed that also.
    1
  4351. This is what everyone is focus on? Bread and circus and M&Ms. Nero fiddles as Rome burns.
    1
  4352. That will definitely come back to haunt us, long with getting so.much of out fertilizer from Russia and not making much of our own steel.
    1
  4353. Drink juice.
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  4354. What's "Lerner Kenny"? Never heard about that show.
    1
  4355. He better come up with a better story for being there.
    1
  4356. Where does a civilian learn to make something like that?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  4357. Very
    1
  4358. In for a Penny = in for pounding Neely. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4359. Burger King fucks up. Women: There aren't enough female chefs! It's like The Blob and The Blob never stops eating.
    1
  4360. First of all, there is no such thing as luck. Secondly, those are some sweet knives!
    1
  4361. I just watched Event Horizen again last night. Despite it's flaws, that movie is a master work.
    1
  4362. You are not overreacting. This whole mess is preposterous. Bad news is that this is merely the beginning.
    1
  4363. Even The Raiders left.
    1
  4364. The pepper called me a "cracker:!
    1
  4365. We made the same joke! Great minds think alike.
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  4366. Scarecrow solo movie would definitely be a horror film.
    1
  4367. I was today years old when I found out that Neal Young was married to Daryl Hanna. She could do better. She was a one-eyed mermaid in Legal Eagles for fucks sake!
    1
  4368. Modok represents people with giant heads.
    1
  4369. Zorro too?! Is nothing sacred?!
    1
  4370. Your idea for Joker 2 was much better than what they did.
    1
  4371. If those are "men" = im an Eskimo unicorn pilot! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4372. My goth ex gf had a nose ring in 2003. So, they copied us!
    1
  4373. I don't even see RS anywhere anymore. Where do they even sell it?
    1
  4374. I've been done with Disney. What was the last thing that they made worth a crap for anyone over the age of 7?
    1
  4375. After 50 years, this might be the thing that finally threw dirt over the coffin of snl.
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  4376. < Guess who did security at that exact same store in the 90s? Used to walk there. I have long-since moved to Utah, but my friends and family back east are telling me that they are trying to keep this incident quiet.
    1
  4377. And smart.
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  4378. Here's an idea: Stick with comics about WW, Batman, Superman. All other characters can be their supporting cast. As for Marvel...I no longer give a fuck about them. I'm done with them.
    1
  4379. Even I'm blacker than those two chicks!
    1
  4380. Gay mafia = Blow up your car and blow dudes.
    1
  4381. I'm guessing that's what he got hired for 5 years ago, because it's cheaper/easier to have a Trump on staff than to hope Baldwin is available.
    1
  4382. As they should be.
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  4383. If there were books, those would be untouched. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4384. I met Kirk Cameron at one of his talking tour things. Super nice dude. Very humble and real.
    1
  4385. Would you rather: Go see a full CS "comedy" (?) show Or Go to Chernobyl and lay a big smooch on what's left of that reactor?
    1
  4386. The very first Candyman will always be special to me. I banged my gf at the time in the back row whilst seeing it in the theater. I pretty sure one my kids was conceived that day.
    1
  4387. Those Spider-man figures are pretty sweet. But they are like $27 a pop before tax now!!!
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  4388. Bike twink: Nice Trump sign you got there. Be shame if someone...kicked it! (Nothing happens) Bike twink comes back at night: Nice Trump sign you got there. Be a shame if someone...set it on fire! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4389. Nathan = Fatty spotting ninja!
    1
  4390. Piss on my meat in a dream = better wake up and apologize!
    1
  4391. I have three applications in to be the Solomon Grundy. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4392. Serbian Film = only 5?!!!!!!
    1
  4393. I haven't had a good night's sleep since 2010!
    1
  4394. Can't go to Florida? Shame that. Guessing you'll just have to stick to ruining: Nyc, Philly, Baltimore, Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis.....
    1
  4395. They only way you'll ever be able to charge an Asian with a crime is if they make succeeding too much illegal.
    1
  4396. Thought that they had a slam dunk and now they'd getting a sewin'!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4397. In real life = I'm more Hulk than he will ever be.
    1
  4398. Selmia Demarco = Ultimate Karen!!!!!
    1
  4399. Her zits are their own Phantom Zones.
    1
  4400. I believe so.
    1
  4401. Never say anything (good or bad) about your current employer online. You would think that no one would have to say this but....
    1
  4402. They do stick together dont they?
    1
  4403. "Seapunk" = even I've never heard of that one!
    1
  4404. I remember.
    1
  4405. Oopsy poopsy!!!
    1
  4406. Good. If the idiots go to Cali = they won't be here.
    1
  4407. They won't have air on Mars until Arnold pushes that monster hand button.
    1
  4408. I love Spotify. Think of an obscure song and try to stump it. Nearly impossible.
    1
  4409. Them: What interest does tiktok have in the phone of a lady in her 20s?! Also them: .....uh.....to see her boobies? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4410. Only going to get worse.
    1
  4411. Domestic calls are the worst! The dude is getting cuffed and the wife jumps on your back.
    1
  4412. A friend told me.
    1
  4413. I used to rent this huge house for cheap and I found out why. Anyone that thinks that there can't be ghosts can stay there alone overnight and get back to me. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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  4414. Hot is Wisconsin = don't let your cheese melt.
    1
  4415. Mandatory diversity < mandatory Metallica!!!!
    1
  4416. He's going to go for an insanity plea. What he doesn't know is that only works on television. He's going to big boy jail, and they will shank the shit out of him. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4417. They knew the dog wasn't there = They were watching the place closely.
    1
  4418. How many years and counting now? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4419. Scott's Tots
    1
  4420. Everyone gets a trophy.
    1
  4421. I'll miss the police. As for the teachers, the inner city ones, can't teach kids that stupid anything.
    1
  4422. Snow White + 2022 = Why she gots ta be white?!!!
    1
  4423. Let me tell ya something about Italians. When they say that we aren't white = we dont like that. ๐Ÿ˜’
    1
  4424. He owns vitamin water. If you haven't tried it, that stuff will make you piss like geyser!
    1
  4425. Hasbro/DC to Heavy Metal = Failing up
    1
  4426. That would be hilarious.
    1
  4427. โ€‹@Mike Honcho Homeless dude walks naked out into her living room: "You're out of peanut butter. Also, I missed the toilet...by like A LOT!!!"
    1
  4428. Not Hercules? !
    1
  4429. When did this become an insult? My grandmothers love being in the kitchen, because my grandfathers will go somewhere else and stop bugging them.
    1
  4430. Because soccer moms are not likely to be highly-trained killers!
    1
  4431. In Deep Blue Sea the fish fries you!
    1
  4432. On that beginning: I was once in a game where someone on my team got annialated like that. I think the dude got broken collar bone. Believe or not he got off light. Could have been crippled/killed.
    1
  4433. In their defense, C-3P0 is gay as sundress, and he's been there since the beginning. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4434. Baltimore. The home of John Waters, Edgar Allen Poe and a kid that will turn you into bumper pizza! ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ•
    1
  4435. At the best of times, if an American goes to Russian they have dudes following you around just waiting for you to do something.
    1
  4436. One group cant learn = everyone suffers. Sounds right for 2023.
    1
  4437. Will had the best and worst night of his life.
    1
  4438. "Worker's rights" = it's Disney and NOT an obsidian mine in Asia. Just put on the Goofy costume and be cool!
    1
  4439. Freddy 2 was SO gay! Chucky: Hold my Apple-tini...
    1
  4440. Their real life counterparts should be flattered.
    1
  4441. Ironically, horror movies have gotten really good again, whilst everything else continues to suck!
    1
  4442. He was an accountant driving a Lexus. That's far from the average black dude. Anyone else find that odd?
    1
  4443. Orcs will eating your phuckin' legs, yo!
    1
  4444. I just finished that third episode. The only good thing about this episode is no Owen Wilson his fellow Timelord Stooges.
    1
  4445. That's not milk in that cereal!!! ๐Ÿคฎ
    1
  4446. Next a guy riding a unicycle and juggling running chainsaws goes over it..
    1
  4447. Awe shit! Here come dem riots again! Yo yo yo!
    1
  4448. All these things are not up to her nor those who are also as mentally deranged as she. South Park is going nowhere and there is nothing that they can do about.
    1
  4449. About it
    1
  4450. About it
    1
  4451. Antelope, Oregon = Twin Peaks?
    1
  4452. No oxygen? = No problem ๐Ÿ˜Š
    1
  4453. If i got car jacked here by a white guy and a Native American guy I'd say, "What? Did you push in front of two black guys to jack me?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4454. I wish!
    1
  4455. Gutfeld unites the conservative audience. The others are taking pieces out of the same pie.
    1
  4456. They had to dust off a Hanibal Lecter Halloween costume just for him.
    1
  4457. Carville morphing into a character from that Squidbillies cartoon.
    1
  4458. Chicago: You gave our free shit to dem Mexican cracka-honkys?! Sheeeeeeeet!!!!
    1
  4459. Happy Birthday, homes!
    1
  4460. Maybe its marketed to stupid people that hate movies?
    1
  4461. I love Luke Skywalker and cartoon Joker, so I'd never treat him like that.
    1
  4462. Beer fear!
    1
  4463. ย @erikrungemadsen2081ย  I should have guessed as much.
    1
  4464. I don't know, he looks very mentally stable.
    1
  4465. An interesting turn of events.
    1
  4466. I wish that were true. But they just redouble efforts try to fry the next guy out of spite. They are all about the vengeance.
    1
  4467. I had a baton, but this type of shit didn't seem to happen way back then.
    1
  4468. They had a good run. I prefer coffee from Dunky's.
    1
  4469. I still haven't seen BP2 and I don't think that I ever will. Let them support their own misguided propaganda.
    1
  4470. St. Peter: You got shot robbing a dollar store?! Go wait at Heaven's bar, ya idiot! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4471. True story: They didn't even have to call any lawyers. The lawyers smelled money to be made and they all ran there.
    1
  4472. Wanda Vision is full of surprises.
    1
  4473. I suppose that it was her turn. Honor amongst thieves indeed!
    1
  4474. Beams come out of it's eyes and cut you in half.
    1
  4475. Im a "funny fat guy." Where's my movie? ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4476. If Tyrus was British he'd be constantly disappointed by the food. ๐Ÿ™‚
    1
  4477. Summer Olympics because you know who are good at it. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4478. What they think of men: Drink booze, eat steak, work on cars, lift weights. Those are like stereotypes but not since the 90s stereotypes. That was like our fathers, grandfathers uncles, but they are all dead and if they were alive they wouldn't be voting for you know who. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  4479. My Cousin Vinny says, "The two yutes..."
    1
  4480. Them: Jury too white. Me: Find one white person in a TV commercial in 2021.
    1
  4481. Hope so. Cause im going to say that...A LOT!!!
    1
  4482. ย @carcerharlson9767ย  Blackmore = crashes your car AND steals the radio out of it.
    1
  4483. It's The Loki Jokey Banana Splitz Show!!! Nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah....
    1
  4484. More like Tila Too Much Tequila. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4485. I'm just going to watch something else.
    1
  4486. What's going on over there?! Half my family is from there and if you brought this nonsense to their front door you'd eat a fist.
    1
  4487. I ever even heard of Artemis Fowl. What the fuck is it?
    1
  4488. It can only get worse. Hold onto your hats, folks!
    1
  4489. They already changed the force once and phucked it all up! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4490. Oh no! Not "Straight Guy".
    1
  4491. Or accidentally knocked his stupid hat off of a chair. True story.
    1
  4492. DVC = For an extra $1000 you can hold Dopey's head underwater until the bubbles stop.
    1
  4493. I'll wave to whoever I want. I don't give a fuck if ya don't wave back.
    1
  4494. Id love to have a dwarf as a friend. You can keep the others though. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4495. True story: 30 years ago, I was 1/2 of a comedy duo with a midget. Really nice dude.
    1
  4496. He should try again to give the money under the name "Pordan Jeterson". Seriously though. He should start his own charity to bypass such problems in the future.
    1
  4497. Judging by your Real World 3 story, you must be only 3 to 5 years younger than I.
    1
  4498. Fortune Femster?! I love her. She is a great comedian. Check her out. She's already a world class comic.
    1
  4499. "Making white people the enemy." I certainly wouldn't want to be my enemy, but I know me quite well.
    1
  4500. JB: Help me, Aquaman! My career is drowning!!! Mamoa whistles and walks away.๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4501. Hornswoggle and myself have something in common. But he got way further in the business than I ever did. Being short didn't hold him back.
    1
  4502. If Betsy Ross were alive today the government would kick down her front door and knock over her butter churn.
    1
  4503. Not all bad. Now Frosk is free to go join a circus as Jo-Jo the Dogfaced Boy.
    1
  4504. My hometown. But WAY before my time.
    1
  4505. It would seem as if Cuomo no longer has any value to them. They now remove him from their plate.
    1
  4506. Just checked. JR is on my Spotify.
    1
  4507. People can still look up to this new fat super hero...but if you want to run around her it will take you two trips!
    1
  4508. 2024 = Everyone: You suck at sometimg. Her: Why do you hate me so much?! ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4509. Geode's origin = He came from Charlie Brown's Halloween bag.
    1
  4510. Its in the eyes. Can't hide it.
    1
  4511. Men need to rely on our strength...actual physical strength.
    1
  4512. He thinks of a pretty woman and then thinks that she must have a hot dude that he could boink.
    1
  4513. "Nazi Boat Parade" sounds like the name of a 70s Punk band.
    1
  4514. Easy fix = Math class is now rap class. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4515. So the Gwyneth Paltrow candles explode? Just like those $2 religious candles that you buy at the Mexican grocery stores in South Cali and TX?
    1
  4516. Capt. Obvious: Tik-tok was spying on us?!
    1
  4517. Think that he actually has a job?! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4518. Zodd from Superman: Blasphemy!!!!
    1
  4519. Irish national anthem = Jump by House of Pain
    1
  4520. Lisa Leob was a snack!
    1
  4521. So there's a guy who has to get the bodies. Also, there only one and you see that someone already used it and you're like "Can anything else go wrong today?!"
    1
  4522. I was two years old.
    1
  4523. Someone, get to work on some more of those Medea movies! Chop, chop!!!
    1
  4524. Fuck Willy Wanker, man. Three movies and i hated all three!
    1
  4525. It hath been written: Someday our descendants will all talk like fucking idiots.
    1
  4526. Fried Green To-Borderlands?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  4527. Worst thing about about BoP (My opinion): They actually managed to make Mary Elizabeth Winstead unattractive and unlikable.
    1
  4528. I walk up to stripper working at Toy R US. Me: Someone keeps opening and stealing all the Batman figures!
    1
  4529. I remember when she used to wrestle Bob Backlund in the 80s. Wait. That was someone else?!
    1
  4530. I'm thinking they will eventually just put it on HBO and forget about it.
    1
  4531. All their fans could fit in an elevator.
    1
  4532. The stuff that me and my friends and a lot of other normal kids did in the 70s = they'd want to give us the death penalty ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4533. I'm more surprised when they can't play basketball.
    1
  4534. In the 1930s, my great grandmother saw Disney movies, in the theater, as a child. They've had a good run. Time for them to fade out of fashion, like striped bathing suits and button-up shoes.
    1
  4535. Was "woke entertainment" (?) ever successful or just forced upon us?
    1
  4536. Nelson from The Simpsons: Ha Ha!!!
    1
  4537. Tough tits. They wanted to be involved in all that we do = this is that. Deal with it!
    1
  4538. "Did he trip and fall into her?" Maybe she played down in the woods and put leaves over it? ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4539. I remember driving 8 hours straight listening to "Trance" 1990.
    1
  4540. If you can wait three months and you have Disney+ = It will be streaming there for free by early Oct.
    1
  4541. Wow! That sure backfired, huh?! They gave gave him lemons, and he made lemonade! ๐Ÿ‹
    1
  4542. You are not missing anything.
    1
  4543. They are going to put those movies next to wherever they put 'Song of the South'. Zipity do-da indeed!!!
    1
  4544. I've been to that McDonald's. It's not a very good one. ๐Ÿ˜•
    1
  4545. I still quote that Gov. Patterson sketch whenever i drive through, "NEW JERSEY!!!"
    1
  4546. She only lives with 80 cats, let's face it.
    1
  4547. There are a lot of smoke shops and they always seem to have a lot of cash in the register. If I know this = psycho criminals also know as much.
    1
  4548. There are a lot of us. They are but an unlucky 13%. We are allowing this to happen. That's the ONLY thing that's changed.
    1
  4549. Its the only way they've ever gotten anything, through handouts. No shame about it either.
    1
  4550. Not likely to happen. They love him there.
    1
  4551. Shang Chi! Playing in the park where the polluted lake caught fire.
    1
  4552. He does to me. Have you seen the Beetlejuice musical? It's quite great!
    1
  4553. American Asians are the white people of 50 years ago: Clean, smart, wealthy, educated, successful etc. So know where your bread is buttered.
    1
  4554. You can take them to the Oscars but you can't take the ghetto out of them.
    1
  4555. Give then all the money and fame they still are the same.
    1
  4556. The dwarves aren't short and Snow White is not white.
    1
  4557. Because they worship politicians they think that everyone should.
    1
  4558. Netflix can fuck up anything.
    1
  4559. Once we let these "Karens" think that anything that think, say or are is worth more than a ๐Ÿ’ฉ we were already in trouble. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4560. Reminds of the pool poop scene from Caddy Shack.
    1
  4561. Looks like the current MotU action figure is still in full swing.
    1
  4562. Like wraggling a room full of shithouse rats!
    1
  4563. Free pacifiers as part of that sweet benefits package.
    1
  4564. Bro, I've been there. Unless you're a sociopaths, it feels disembowling yourself. As always, excuse English.
    1
  4565. That's hilarious!!!๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4566. Her next project is to change Checkers from black and red pieces to all black pieces.
    1
  4567. Geode catchphrase = Let's Rock!!!
    1
  4568. Well, it's wwe, so it would be John Chyna.๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4569. C. Fineman is one of the hot chicks on there now.
    1
  4570. I'm surprised that it lasted as long as it did.
    1
  4571. Places like Applebee's are struggling. Young people work there. But they sure don't eat there.
    1
  4572. "Fatphobic" = knowing your self-worth. Not a bad thing. That's no one else's choice but the individual. Deal with it!
    1
  4573. Skins = MTV did a bad show? When's the last time that they did a good one?
    1
  4574. Why am I not surprised?
    1
  4575. No more school for them. Just build Thunderdome and let them do what they do best to each other.
    1
  4576. Planet of the Apes did one perfect movie in the 60s and mostly shit since.
    1
  4577. Trivia: Eddie Murphy + Dreyfus = SNL cast members in the early 80s.
    1
  4578. Tig ol' bitties!
    1
  4579. Coors is pissed because they were always considered the gayest beer, at least within my lifetime. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4580. Swine will eating anything dropped into their pen.
    1
  4581. Sure. According to Anne Rice and True Blood, vampires love Louisiana.
    1
  4582. Tumble weed blows through the Bud Light tent.
    1
  4583. Whites = we know how to exist in a civilized society.
    1
  4584. ย @missmandy2049ย "Mama" on crack and pops been gone. Its the grandmas trying to wrangle these hell beasts.
    1
  4585. Berkley is to wokeness wokeness what Chernobyl is to radiation! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  4586. Walz: looks like your dad on the outside, but he's yout gay, hippy aunt on the inside. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4587. I too noticed that.
    1
  4588. That guy that pissed off Mike Tyson also likes to play peek-a-boo with rabid Rottweilers!
    1
  4589. I want a blue milkshake.
    1
  4590. They should have had Bruce Campbell play Steve.
    1
  4591. Damned if ya do and damned if ya don't. - Bart Simpson
    1
  4592. Neil Young's middle name = Ain't
    1
  4593. Jack: This is the day that they were ALMOST able to litigate Capt. Jack Sparrow! Falls overboard
    1
  4594. It was pretty good.
    1
  4595. I don't know on both counts.
    1
  4596. 2016 = the gift that keeps on giving.
    1
  4597. When we decide that we don't care when they call us that = what will they do then?
    1
  4598. If it's football = its not gay. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4599. If super hero films are dead, what will be the next big trend in films?
    1
  4600. They are afraid to eat a cheese burger and the military wants them to be able to shoot the enemy?!
    1
  4601. Syria = where civilization started. In the end times there will first be an earthquake. It all adds up!
    1
  4602. Baby's diaper is loaded = with ๐Ÿ’ฉ!
    1
  4603. Gavin so greasy that he can ice skate on a dry sidewalk. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4604. Where are The Warriors and those baseball clown dudes when you need them?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4605. My grandma is from Phily. Temple is in a terrible neighborhood!
    1
  4606. My grandmas watched The View...but they died!!! ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4607. I have the sollution: Rap Math! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4608. After the weekend here, all the road signs are knocked down. I'm guessing that it's something like this happening.
    1
  4609. Shang Chi! Playing in a theater next to that neighborhood where your friend got shot.
    1
  4610. Even way before this, when i find myself in a Walmart = it smells weird, and i feel like my life has somehow gone oh so very wrong! ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4611. If the world is ending its the circus freaks that set that into motion.
    1
  4612. PA has a lot of good traits also. Used to live there back in the day.
    1
  4613. Numb was stupid. But i hate most of their work so...
    1
  4614. We are taking movies back, Jack, and there's nothing that they can do about it.
    1
  4615. What if it's their wish to not get the poke? reality implodes
    1
  4616. "Hollywood" by ass. It seems as everything is now filmed in: Canada, Atlanta, across the sea.
    1
  4617. If the show disgusts you go watch Disney crap. Lots of that for you.
    1
  4618. The defunding of all the nut huts.
    1
  4619. JBR wasn't even famous until her tragic death.
    1
  4620. They give the four names so that the dudes that happen to share a first and last name dont get caught up in it.
    1
  4621. America is the only place where stupid people get rich.
    1
  4622. 1 cat?! Try 100!
    1
  4623. True. Sin City 1 was a masterpiece and the 2nd was subpar and killed the franchise. However, J2 was intentionally made to punish those who dared make the first one a billion dollar, award-winning film. Who does that?! Do they hate money now?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4624. All AD did was speak openly and honestly.
    1
  4625. It's not escape if they let you leave.
    1
  4626. Rolling Stone Magazine talks politics, because Red Hot Chili Peppers aren't doing much anymore in 2024. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4627. Far from a new thing.
    1
  4628. Can't wait for this time, next year, to see how they ruin that franchise..
    1
  4629. That was fucked up!
    1
  4630. Im so tired of hearing about 'Every Breath You Take'. But im old enough to confirm that it was played at school dances and wedding reseptions at the time.
    1
  4631. Thout hath reeped what thout hath sown.
    1
  4632. Tommy Jarvis?
    1
  4633. The baby holds the shotgun. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4634. Toy Soldiers still good when you need a cry.
    1
  4635. And let us watch! ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4636. They showed her no loyalty, so she showed them none.
    1
  4637. If every black person in Canada is at that play = The worse neighborhoods in Toronto will have like tumbleweeds blowing through the streets. ๐Ÿคก
    1
  4638. "Right wing fantasyland!" Then stay out of Florida. You have 49 other states to choose from. Pick one!!!!!
    1
  4639. If she is ever not mayor she can rent herself out to haunt house during Halloween season. ๐Ÿ‘ป
    1
  4640. But it's all talk without the trousers.
    1
  4641. Like a dog catcher that claims that he couldn't find any?
    1
  4642. They weren't getting enough negative attention I suppose.
    1
  4643. "Easy Listening" = white dude jazz. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4644. We all loved college. Everything after sucks.
    1
  4645. If you are "white" than you certainly have a better job than delivering Coke to grocery stores I'd hope.
    1
  4646. Them: We have the janitor! Police: That's a bad bargaining chip! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4647. It's a riff on an old Dave Chapelle joke. It's was on Dr. Katz if you're interested.
    1
  4648. He's way too feminine to be a regular! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4649. What did he do to go to jail the first time?!!!๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    1
  4650. Just think of it as reverse Rock, Paper, Scissors.....
    1
  4651. Reminds me of that old SNL skit where John Goodman throws a rock through the window of a Turkish store when another Middle Eastern country did something. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4652. Maybe it's because Munn and others went on to bigger and better things. Where did he go? Nowhere. He's right where we left him.
    1
  4653. His biological parents: I'm guessing that he was a trick baby.
    1
  4654. Those janitors beat that dude down with their mops and brooms.
    1
  4655. Im telling you it's race tourettes. Nothing can happen anymore without race being applied to it.
    1
  4656. "Magical negros"? Good. Make yourselves disappear. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4657. These social workers in pairs better be The Wild Samoans or The Nasty Boys or The Miracle Violence Connection or....
    1
  4658. Because she's "White"?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4659. If there's a bad man under your bed = Tyrus will show up and step on him for you.
    1
  4660. Mario was played by wrestler/manager Lou Albano. Other guy was not a wrestler.
    1
  4661. White dude pointing this (truth) out seems to be the equivalent of saying "Voltamort" in a Harry Potter movie.
    1
  4662. That Freddy chatline was expensive and eventually Freddy wasnt even hosting it anymore!
    1
  4663. Those poor kids.
    1
  4664. If you have a small, local gym strike while the iron is hot andcreap the benefits of th Planet Fitness mistake. Apparently, it was a weird and pervy planet! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4665. Fuck Nike and their fuckin' Matt Damon movie!
    1
  4666. German story + this actress = German chocolate!
    1
  4667. Looks like I shall see the rise and fall of corpotate gyms within my own lifetime.
    1
  4668. Slush puppies used to be big round these parts.
    1
  4669. Don't worry. The homeless guy is already back out on the street. ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4670. I managed to catch at least half of these because I'm stupid. Honky Tonk Freeway was playing at the drive-in down the street. So I got up in a tree and watched it for free with no sound.
    1
  4671. Same here.
    1
  4672. Baltimore?! Don't they know that city runs on crabs and the love for John Waters?!
    1
  4673. It's like Weird Al wrote a comic, only it would be funny on purpose if Al did it.
    1
  4674. "Jimble Kimble!!!" - Wandy the .......
    1
  4675. "Think tank" = actually a large aquarium of tropical fish to look at.
    1
  4676. If he needs bodyguards he should hire those two giants back that he hired to beat his ass.
    1
  4677. Sjw: I smell Frank Miller. Me: That's talent. You have never smelled talent before. You may never smell it again.
    1
  4678. Yup. That have lots of stupid ideas apparently.
    1
  4679. If the book gets published they can have one of those Indiana Jones 3 parades and burn it to feel better about their phoney/misguided agenda.
    1
  4680. Ban one of the few races that doesn't steal. Smooth move, ex-lax! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4681. No offense but you guys should stick to talking about rap and hipster music.
    1
  4682. Today: 2 Dave's Doubles and a Frosty = $20!!!
    1
  4683. At least the nypd is doing something. Whenever i see them, they are standing back and staying out of everything. I suppose that i dont blame them. They would be punished for doing what used to be their job. Sad times indeed. ๐Ÿ˜ข
    1
  4684. Polical correctness killed comedy. Now it's after horror.
    1
  4685. Should have sent Jimmy Olsen, cub report for 'The Dailey Asshole'.
    1
  4686. You pointed this out: JKR has fuck you money and no one can do a damn thing about that.
    1
  4687. Not without his spiked baseball bat that he used to kill Ox Baker!
    1
  4688. They should, but its 2023. So they either won't or won't be allowed to do so. I used to get hit a lot and that's why I'm practically perfect.
    1
  4689. Hey, kids? Wanna watch a movie called 'Dead Pigs'? Kids: Shit No!!!
    1
  4690. The corporations openly support this month because if they didn't they would be called out.
    1
  4691. Current real-life Chicago sounds like the future version of Detroit in Robocop.
    1
  4692. Watch that whole episode from 4/3. Who was really getting the brunt of most of those jokes?
    1
  4693. I liked The Machine. A good mix of action and comedy.
    1
  4694. "Dont you think that's its time that we had a female president...with nice juggs?" -Rip Taylor (Bloodhound Gang album)
    1
  4695. Black Superman swoops in picks up all of our big fat white women in a single bound.
    1
  4696. Shang Chi! Showing at that indoor amusement park where that girl was murdered.
    1
  4697. "I didn't get my props down in Oaktown!" - Dr. Evil
    1
  4698. Because that would make us Crackers WAY too happy! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  4699. Who do you think that Fox News channel is named after?
    1
  4700. Not like they want to work anyway.
    1
  4701. If they were playing that show on an airplane people would STILL walk out. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    1
  4702. Pratt is a real American man. That's why they need to tare him down and destroy him, like he's a statue or a classic comic book hero.
    1
  4703. Better to cancel the line than just keep putting out stuff out there and no one buys it. Hasbro Star Wars comes to mind.
    1
  4704. This was a long time coming. This was a great movies and I've already watched it twice. I usually don't see a movie more than once, no matter how good the movie may be.
    1
  4705. Shang Chi! Showing at that movie theater in the basement of that hotel in the middle of the city. Be careful after dark. The locals get stabby.
    1
  4706. Like sleeper agents?
    1
  4707. Bad Touch isnt even Bloodhound Gang's best song, those bunch of knuckleheads!
    1
  4708. If she wasn't funny she'd be someone lazy maid.
    1
  4709. Kid is going to put that autograph that he got free on ebay and, somehow, manage to LOSE money! ๐Ÿ˜…
    1
  4710. โ€‹@TheWildcabooksrd4542000
    1
  4711. I thoughtbthe same thing! ๐Ÿ˜‚
    1
  4712. Shia LaBuff has his own comedy song where he is a Friday the 13th/Jason horror movie killer.
    1
  4713. That is true, lad!
    1
  4714. We Scots care not about 'cultural appropriations' bullocks.
    1
  4715. He was fast! Like horror movie!
    1
  4716. When they start jailing journalists, you have got communism, comrades!
    1
  4717. I just saw a Black Widow/Geico commercial. Not exactly on expected nor a prestige brand for a Marvel film to be associated with, even post-End Game.
    1
  4718. Woke Teddy Ruxpin
    1
  4719. Anyone who doesn't like South Park thinks that crap like Bob's Burgers and Rick & Marty is funny.
    1
  4720. "Rooney Rule" Does it count if they interview the janitor for a head coaching job and then move on?
    1
  4721. No matter who wins in Nov. = there will be riots. You'll see.
    1
  4722. Im just pointing out the obvious.
    1
  4723. I've got some free advice for Holly-weird: Stop spending $200 million on making one movie! You will not get a return on that! Make six cheaper movies and maybe a few of those might hit! Horror movies are cheap. Start making more and better horror films! In times of social panic horror films make bank.
    1
  4724. Was he he convicted of being a werewolf?! Came at her like one!
    1
  4725. They would blame books but almost nobody reads anymore. ๐Ÿคฃ
    1
  4726. This was Dwight Schrute's idea.
    1
  4727. You YouTube guys are getting a lot of milage out of Black Widow.
    1
  4728. Surprised?
    1
  4729. 'Might', says you?!
    1
  4730. I had Londo over as a house guest and he banged the Roomba!!!
    1
  4731. Them: They are comparing us to a giant radioactive lizard! Us: If the claw prints through the middle of Tokyo fit...
    1
  4732. That's funny!
    1
  4733. "Eveveryone who has ever crossed you." So, forgiveness is not even on the table?
    1
  4734. That dude: I bought Pokรฉmon cards. His cellmate: I killed and ate my family. Then I crossed state lines and killed and ate a family that looked like my family.
    1
  4735. Clap Adam or else.
    1
  4736. Gaming journalism collapsed whilst I was at the movies?!
    1
  4737. Nobody likes Andy No. Everybody likes Randy Yes!
    1
  4738. He did what he had to do.
    1