Comments by "MarcosElMalo2" (@MarcosElMalo2) on "IRS Returns Seized Horse After Seeing How Much It Costs to Keep" video.

  1. If the horse is potentially worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, wouldn’t it be wiser to just put a lien on it? (which sounds like they eventually did, in effect).
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  2.  @tissuepaper9962  don’t forget constantly picking up the pool poop.
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  3. Maybe the horse is a mare? Perhaps the horse will also be a bridesmaid. Of the horse is a stallion (hopefully it isn’t a gelding), perhaps she plans to marry the horse? How old is the girl, anyway? I’m also curious if the daughter has a husband (or wife) picked out, or if this is just her plans for a wedding after she finds her one true love. This could be a filter to avoid marrying a non-lover of horses. “If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my horse,” sang the very wise Spice Girls. Or words to that effect. I might be paraphrasing. I do picture a Cowboy (or Cowgirl) Wedding. The couple would both be on horseback. The priest would be on horseback. If you squinch up your eyes and use your imagination, maybe you can visualize what centaur marriage ceremonies must have been like before centaurs became extinct. Anyway, both the Cowboy (or Cowgirl) and the Bride would have guitars slung on their backs. When it came time to exchange vows, they’d unsling the guitars and sing their vows to each other. Think Dale Evans and Roy Rodgers. I don’t think the priest would have a guitar. That would be too much. 😉 At the end of the ceremony, the newly married couple would ride off into the sunset, while the wedding party discharged shotguns and revolvers into the sky.
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  4. Birds aren’t real.
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