Comments by "Anders Juel Jensen" (@andersjjensen) on "Forgotten Weapons"
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I served in the armoured artillery for 17 years. For the first 15 of those I never had a reprimand, let alone an actual accident, with any firearm, ordinance procedure or cannon. During regiment guard duty, where two men fell sick with legionella and ended up in the infirmary, I had to pull an all-nighter. At barf o'clock in the morning I decided to give the supplied guard rifle a quick once-over as it had caught a bit of rain water at the last patrol round. For some reason my brain decided to jumble the last three steps: do a dry fire test, switch to safe and then insert the (loaded) magazine. So I merrily inserted the magazine, loaded the weapon, pointed it at the ceiling and fired a 7.62 through the roof of the gate house... Quite inexplicably I abruptly found myself in a new state of alertness that, by stark contrast, made it abundantly clear to me just how drowsy I had actually been only 0.1 seconds prior.
The moral of the story is that coffee does not give you energy. It only suppresses the brain chemical responsible for telling you that you're tired and should pay extra close attention to things dedicated to killing people. So no, it doesn't only happen to Pvt Snuffy in boot camp.
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