Comments by "SmallSpoonBrigade" (@SmallSpoonBrigade) on "Man Guilty of Smuggling Pythons in His Pants" video.

  1. If they don't destroy them, then they would have to ship them back to the country of origin and hope that they don't get back in the hands of other smugglers. It's the same basic reason why all the drugs get burned after they're no longer needed as evidence in trafficking cases. It's just unfortunate that in this case it's animals that are suffering as a result of this.
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  2. As the owner of such an animal, it's probably not as much of a turn on as most men think. It's incredibly hard to get condoms that large and if the woman doesn't have experience with larger toys, then it's probably going to hurt.
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  3. That's funny, whenever I've gone through customs one of the first questions they asked me before reaching into the bag was if there's anything dangerous in there. There's little point in denying it as they're literally about to open the bag and look.
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  4. I thought the traditional response was, "of course, and 3 more yards to wrap around your neck. Oh wait, wrong joke.
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  5. Around here, the state introduced tiger muskie to some of the lakes in an effort to clear out the junk fish. They had to change state law after getting the fish because it turned out to only be legal to stock the lakes with trout. The tiger muskie are sterile and so as they are fished out or die of old age, there aren't any more of them. And they have a massive appetite as they are rather large fish.
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