Comments by "Kasumi Rina" (@KasumiRINA) on "Space Ice" channel.

  1. Why the F did they greenscreen an empty street, a parking lot, and an abandoned building? Did cops just outright stop Breen from filming in public places, but some of these are deserted so why not actually bring actors there?
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  2. ​ @hectoraccented5312  a lot of thick pushups in this one tho.
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  3. TBH I had to pause after your comment because I had an entire list of narcissists flashing through my head, from politicians to movie stars... you meant Seagal? Cause he fits, but so do Wiseau, Trump, Musk, Dalai Lama...
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  4.  @SofaKingShit  in Thailand he's probably jailed in solitary until US government bangs their head on the wall in frustration and gives some big shot drug dealer or arms trader in exchange... like look at Britney Griner, they had to free the Lord of War prototype dude for a goddamn idiot who thought moving into an extreme-right-wing dictatorship for a job while being a black lesbian AND taking cannabis with her was a good idea. And that's minor offense (though admittedly, Thailand is 100 times more free than russia), but you can see stories of people trapped abroad for drug smuggling (Thailand included) and it's not fun for them. An ordinary person would face hell for murder like that but actual special forces member doing this would warrant an international scandal and highly publicized prisoner exchange.
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  5. It's weird he always points shotgun downwards. Bullet holes in the wall are all around but he only shoots down.
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  6. If there were more people working on them someone would catch at least part of what's wrong... But no it's mostly one guy doing EVERYTHING, and he's horrible at it. Passion without skill doesn't make good stuff. When people write crap stories but can't stop it's called graphomania, and you can see it in bad fanfics. With movies you rarely see this stuff because projects like that don't get investors... UNLESS SOMEONE SELF FINANCES THEM. Line Neil Breen here.
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  7.  @freeedward8  you missed the joke.
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  8. I actually disagree with author on this being the worst sex scene of all time... this is the second-worst, after Last Tango in Paris where even worse-looking Marlon Brando WAY past his prime is physically assaulting an actress, pinning her to the ground and stuffing butter into her butt, then grunting while grinding a little bit. It was embarrassing to watch but made all the worse if you know he actually molested the actress in the scene. Dude has as little self-awareness as Seagal and didn't even bother to learn the lines, reading from cards. I think my perfect worse love scene would be getting them two together, imagine Stephen grinding on Marlon as both sack-of-potatoes looking lovers grunt and moan sensually!
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  9. Yup, I'd understand using stock images for voiceover narration but for ACTION scenes? Like have some dignity film the fights on empty streets, a warehouse, friend's apartment. Like the soldier scene, put it into the house where he wrestled a girl in. Have it a hostage rescue situation or something, and for the factories that got blown up find an abandoned one or rent something for a day of filming. FFS, the cringe level of these greescreen scenes is beyond belief.
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  10. You should watch more Til Schweiger films, they're self-indulgent mega cringe.
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  11.  @TheTransitmtl  he's the film-making equivalent of U2. Does everything right, produces, stars, directs, and finances and in the end everyone asks how to delete their crap from their device as if it's a virus.
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  12. Image search "Steven Seagal Kursk". BEHOLD THE SCALE! They should use him as reactive armor as his heat signature covers entire tank battalion so our drones won't know where to aim at during the night.
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  13. ​ @tattooninja  half past six is a slang term for erectile dysfunction in men. When it points... not completely down. I assume it references that.
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  14. I've seen a few after liking Knockin' on the Heavens door, and they're unbearable! There's always Til Schweiger being a manwhore everyone is in love with (most of all, himself) but some unattractive girl teaches him real love by humiliating him mildly, which makes Til Schweiger understand that... actually nothing, still full of himself but the girl just changes her mind randomly. I don't remember his daughters in films but there was a game that made fun of it. Don't look it up.
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  15. He also uses a body double for DIALOGUE here. Dialogue. And background scenes.
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  16.  @thomasbell7033  he isn't. One of the movies had him follow and groom a barefoot young girl who escaped from psycho hospital until he "learns to respect women" by kindergarterners pelting fruits and veg at him dressed in a hedgehog costume. I might have combined two of his best movies together. He did in fact have a watchable film, Knocking on Heavens Door, and had small role in some parodies by Manitu guys, still riding in the coattails of that fame.
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  17.  @proverbialking3452  I think the question isn't how could someone be his fan 25 years ago, but how can someone keep at it with straight face after seeing more of his work.
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  18. I dunno think of this actual movie's editor who had to watch hours and hours of footage and splice it into 90 minuets of embarassment.
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  19. Leeloo. Everyone calls her Leeloo.
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  20.  @Chhjmmkg  this is the real explanation, quarantine. That's why it looks like a mid-2000s George Lucas movie but with 0.000001% budget.
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  21.  @CategoricalImperative  Terrible movies are better than mediocre movies though. You can ENJOY bad movies with friends or on a bad day alone, but you cannot enjoy boring mediocrity.
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  22.  @Shaki123  why point her out negatively? People like her. Don't be mean.
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  23. Mass Effect cutscene design school. They never figure out how their own guns work in them and what's the second barrel for.
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  24. Pitch a remake of Breen classics with Lynch for direction, Tim Burton for sets and costumes, ILM for special effects and Charlie Kaufman to rewrite the script. Then hire Nicholas Cage to play all roles. ALL OF THEM. Malkovich meets Adaptation, BOOK IT TRIPLE H!
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  25. We need Fred Durst to make soundtrack, Kusturica to make clean, stylish setpieces and Oliver Stone to make the script politically in his ballpark. You know, for the whole gang of most self-aware ppl ever.
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  26.  @veganbutcherhackepeter  but it is true, every Til Schweiger movie he plays Til Schweiger. My least favorite Til Schweiger character was Til Schweiger playing Til Schweiger who plays a Til Schweiger wearing a hedgehog costume in a theater as kids throw fruit and vegetables onto Til Schweiger. This taught Til Schweiger to respect women somehow and the ugly chick who Til Schweiger was madly in love despite being a playboy Til Schweiger before it accepts Til Schweiger as a better Til Schweiger. I think one of them is barefoot and they escape from psychiatric ward. That's in all Til Schweiger movies.
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  27. Sometimes we have self-awareness to understand after we tried we're not cut out for something... But yeah, I know SEVERAL people who started movies, books, or other creative projects on student level and never not just finished, but got past the first chapter/episode. I actually helped edit at least two scripts, and people not even properly STARTING production are the majority. They have plans, ideas, drafts, but drop everything midway.
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  28. Why? I would get in a movie if it means I get paid for making a fool of myself... especially one that will be memed to death. Write it down, Rina will totally go for Birdemic 3: it was the birds all along.
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  29. Jackie Chan recently shot a movie on top of a Syrian town destroyed by Assad. Steve Seagal shown up in russian propaganda video in Elenivka PoW camp they blow up in Ukraine... they're... actually surprisingly morally equal... hard to get lower. I am SO happy Everything, Everywhere, All At Once hired Ke Huy Quan instead of him, it's a great movie and I can't look at Jackie without remembering his private life and shilling for dictators in real life anymore. What does he expect, a flat in Damascus like Depardieu got his crib from putin?
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  30. There are much better movies that use rape during a robbery by main hero of all things. That's Clockwork Orange and Once Upon a Time in America. I guess Seagal decided he's better than Kubrick and Leone combined.
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  31.  @xtensionxward3659  I am in Ukraine, and we make it between air raid alarms and actual bombings... my neighbor just had to move back to her mother because rent of that smelly one-room apartment near a war zone costs more than half her salary... so no, 47 bucks doesn't get you anywhere, landlords would rather have the apartment stay empty.
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  32.  @henrydupuis5648  the russian soldiers dug trenches in Red Forest and ate MREs they kept on the ground in the exclusion zone... they also brought home irradiated souvenirs. So while you were joking around, some actually did this stuff and are proud of it.
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  33. TBH this reminds me of niche fetish films that never have performers break out into mainstream pr0n. It's that bad.
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  34.  @endefisto123  ah yes, my favorite trope, "defeat through the power of friendship" aka "you're stronger in a fair fight so we attack you five-on-one". Another reason first Die Hard is so good is that the hero is almost always outnumbered and outgunned and the friend character eventually saving him has his own full character arc without any pretentious crap and is literally just doing his job.
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  35. Late years of Stephen Seagal REALLY remind me of what Marlon Brando became, he failed to turn up in time, was too out of shape for his roles, molested women on set, and failed to learn lines, often reading from cards or just expecting editors to fit in. Apocalypse Now has dark scenes where you can't see most of Colonel because he was so fat, and many takes were weirdly cut to make some semblance of words (which ended up far from original script). The Hong Kong directors like Ching Siu-tung here wouldn't take the crap from swollen sentient sacks of god turds, and just used stuntmen and dubbing to basically remove Seagal's performance from Seagal films. Two different approaches, hiding the Belly of the Beast or post-processing it out. XD
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  36.  @stealthattack2209  we don't know. Since nobody watched them fully and told the tale.
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  37. I think the joke isn't that dating Kardashians is awful but that they date horrible men so the movie is as bad as the human waste Kardashians actually date? Anyway, respect to special FX people and cameramen and grips and makeup artists, and everyone else who had to work with bad directors and producers.
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  38. Those rare Anthrax shows, with Slayer bootlegs on the side.
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  39.  @navisanecrab9267  and also overuse of green screen, which made sense in games (you had to combine live action footage with intractable objects in a game, locations were often fiction AND had to connect to each other – none of that is needed for his movie, I mean, it's one thing green screening actors falling through a trap door in some cult's 3D throne room, and another using green screen to put ordinary people into an abandoned building or a parking lot.
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  40.  @fluffybunnyz285  Resident Evil 1 has Jill Sandwich, Master of Unlocking, giant reptiles and flower as enemies and art puzzles in a zombie masion. Sequels have you suplexing zombies and punching boulders. The series IS about dumb shit; movies just didn't quite nail the atmosphere, 1st is generic horror, 2nd is generic action and everything is too dark, and later are just forgettable.
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  41. Oh, it has also good set design. They did that in 2 as well, it LOOKS like the game, not much else, but it nailed the looks... People hate the second movie but it at least made sense, at 3 they basically get force powers that are completely out of place and Alice is a director's pet with clones of her as a superweapon, who does she think she is, Ayanami Rei?
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  42. TBH as he was reviewing it I expected some weird fetish but... loose shirts and no bra? That's like... a very normal thing for a guy to like?
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  43. 3:35 WAIT I thought the guy on the left is pregnatat. XD
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  44.  @lonewanderer882  hey, maybe there's macros bound to them which turn on the AI doing this and that type of scene, i.e. press f4 for one-liner, f11 does a battle scene, and f1 goes for THE SEX.
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  45. 1:58 It's important to roast Stephen's love for dictators lmao. I would add a line: Lukashenko: CAROT
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  46. You can see his diet of carrots, raw potatoes and earth as he helps Lukashenko work the fields of entire Belarus as they are the two bellies to feed an entire nation!
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  47.  @veganbutcherhackepeter  I mean, being in LotR was an exception, most of the time people ARE paid a lot to be in the movies. Even background actors have a decent job. I mean, beats waiting for a bus 5 days a week and sitting in a cubicle anyway.
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  48. Difference is Breen doesn't claim to be all that in REAL LIFE, he just makes dumb stories in movies where he does wish fulfillment kinda like people who have a power fantasy in a videogame.
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  49. Even I can make your own movies!
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  50. Look his recent pics from Kursk, they tried to use his heat signature to distract Ukrainian drones, he absolutely covered a few tank battalions with how much his belly ruined our boys thermals. Now he's replaced with North Korean army. All of it. Bargain because even combines, all Norcs eat less.
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