Comments by "Kasumi Rina" (@KasumiRINA) on "Steven Seagal Movie Belly Of The Beast Is An Insult To All Humanity - Worst Movie Ever" video.

  1.  @SofaKingShit  in Thailand he's probably jailed in solitary until US government bangs their head on the wall in frustration and gives some big shot drug dealer or arms trader in exchange... like look at Britney Griner, they had to free the Lord of War prototype dude for a goddamn idiot who thought moving into an extreme-right-wing dictatorship for a job while being a black lesbian AND taking cannabis with her was a good idea. And that's minor offense (though admittedly, Thailand is 100 times more free than russia), but you can see stories of people trapped abroad for drug smuggling (Thailand included) and it's not fun for them. An ordinary person would face hell for murder like that but actual special forces member doing this would warrant an international scandal and highly publicized prisoner exchange.
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  2. I actually disagree with author on this being the worst sex scene of all time... this is the second-worst, after Last Tango in Paris where even worse-looking Marlon Brando WAY past his prime is physically assaulting an actress, pinning her to the ground and stuffing butter into her butt, then grunting while grinding a little bit. It was embarrassing to watch but made all the worse if you know he actually molested the actress in the scene. Dude has as little self-awareness as Seagal and didn't even bother to learn the lines, reading from cards. I think my perfect worse love scene would be getting them two together, imagine Stephen grinding on Marlon as both sack-of-potatoes looking lovers grunt and moan sensually!
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  3. Late years of Stephen Seagal REALLY remind me of what Marlon Brando became, he failed to turn up in time, was too out of shape for his roles, molested women on set, and failed to learn lines, often reading from cards or just expecting editors to fit in. Apocalypse Now has dark scenes where you can't see most of Colonel because he was so fat, and many takes were weirdly cut to make some semblance of words (which ended up far from original script). The Hong Kong directors like Ching Siu-tung here wouldn't take the crap from swollen sentient sacks of god turds, and just used stuntmen and dubbing to basically remove Seagal's performance from Seagal films. Two different approaches, hiding the Belly of the Beast or post-processing it out. XD
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  4. You can see his diet of carrots, raw potatoes and earth as he helps Lukashenko work the fields of entire Belarus as they are the two bellies to feed an entire nation!
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  5. Director won the award for best choreography for Hero the same year, and before got awards for Shaolin Soccer and House of Flying Daggers, so definitely he's the weak link!
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  6. I looked up the director, Ching Siu-tung, and he half a dozen did genuinely good Jet Li movies and other wuxia stuff over 80s and 90s, and later, was an action choreographer for Shaolin Soccer, House of Flying Daggers and Hero... most offensive thing was getting Hong Kong Film Award for choreography of Hero the same year he made... this.
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  7. I would have believed that if he wasn't doing PR with Europe's worst dictators. Look at him eating a carrot from Lukashenko or receiving an award from putin. Just LOOK AT IT, nobody self-aware would do that. People who play a character in real life for clout know that getting mixed up with mass murdering dictators is just a mess they don't want trouble for. He isn't conscious enough to avoid that connection, even now media stopped ignoring russia invading everything that's not in NATO in last 30 years.
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  8. I have better: make him take top place in every Belarus team, approved by Lukashenko, yes, including things like women's tennis, and then ban him and make him eat another carrot.
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