Comments by "Kasumi Rina" (@KasumiRINA) on "Neil Breen's Twisted Pair Is So Dumb It Thinks Dane Cook Is Hilarious - Dumbest Movie Ever" video.

  1. Yup, I'd understand using stock images for voiceover narration but for ACTION scenes? Like have some dignity film the fights on empty streets, a warehouse, friend's apartment. Like the soldier scene, put it into the house where he wrestled a girl in. Have it a hostage rescue situation or something, and for the factories that got blown up find an abandoned one or rent something for a day of filming. FFS, the cringe level of these greescreen scenes is beyond belief.
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  2. Pitch a remake of Breen classics with Lynch for direction, Tim Burton for sets and costumes, ILM for special effects and Charlie Kaufman to rewrite the script. Then hire Nicholas Cage to play all roles. ALL OF THEM. Malkovich meets Adaptation, BOOK IT TRIPLE H!
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  3.  @xtensionxward3659  I am in Ukraine, and we make it between air raid alarms and actual bombings... my neighbor just had to move back to her mother because rent of that smelly one-room apartment near a war zone costs more than half her salary... so no, 47 bucks doesn't get you anywhere, landlords would rather have the apartment stay empty.
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  4.  @veganbutcherhackepeter  I mean, being in LotR was an exception, most of the time people ARE paid a lot to be in the movies. Even background actors have a decent job. I mean, beats waiting for a bus 5 days a week and sitting in a cubicle anyway.
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  5. I have some ideas and always end up restarting when I put them into text... tbh I sometimes think it would be better to make a bunch of short stories instead of a full novel since the ideas can be mutually exclusive. Though this is better than my photographer friend who doesn't make photos, or my cinema fan friend who wrote characters for a web show for his kid sisters and didn't start producing it until they were out of college.
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  6. 5:57 is that... A MORTAL KOMBAT REFERENCE?! XD I honestly after those sound FX expected fighting game stuff to make in, like him EWGF'ing the girl, but shouting like Scorpion is too much!
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  7. After the Teixeira leaks we are sure that's what American government does too... except with more white supremacists smearing crap over secret documents while shouting racist slurs.
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  8. A chair I am sitting on has more passion than Segal and it didn't parade around war crime scenes tossing a dictator's salad as a bonus. Unfair comparison.
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  9. LMAO, makes me think of Adaptation, where Nic Cage plays two brothers one of which is the writer Charlie Kaufman... that movie is complete opposite, actually funny, making sense despite so many things happening, and enjoyable.
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  10. I advise people to ALWAYS follow their dream ideas, ESPECIALLY in the case they think they might turn out bad. Like, you won't know unless you try and if you end up being super bad then you'll know and stop worrying.
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