Comments by "Kasumi Rina" (@KasumiRINA) on "2010 youtube film criticism be like:" video.

  1. Mel Brooks summarized critics in History of the World Part One. A guy draws something on a cave wall. Another guy pisses all over it. That's it.
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  2. I still think a "movie critic" is a cringe thing to be. Like it started with some guy shitting on Kubrick and praising Adam Sandler and rest went like "oh I can also pretend to be quirky and interesting if I just say the opposite of what people think", and it went on into the essays in the style of "why people who find Chungking Express romantic are WRONG and here's why they shoudnb't like it", "Dead Poets Society is bad because a kid sent to military school against his will is great", or "Aladdin is a thief and meanie, Jasmine would be better off with Jaffar (so what he's 100 years old, kidnapped her farther, and plans to kill her after wedding night)". I legitimately can't tell whether people are trolling or serious about movies when they write about them, but I suspect they mostly aren't joking. I honestly mostly see angry contrarians who didn't get what the story is about (I noticed people who don't get the punchline of a joke are often enraged for some reason), and just post some confidently incorrect stuff about topics they don't understand as a take that to the people who did.
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  3.  @megamcgee  AVGN game reviews are genuine tho, he's exaggerating the annoying parts but kinda is the summary of all of us inside when we couldn't land the fucking plane. Now, his endless clones are another story... only two kept relevance, JonTron and Caddicarus and only because they completely changed format and are genuinely funny guys with unique sense of humor (yea Jafari is a hypocritical prick IRL, doesn't change the fact he's talented and has excellent comedic timing).
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  4. I know you said it randomly but what's hilarious is that Disney's Winnie the Pooh having decent production, more than 3 episodes, all characters present, and backgrounds not looking like ass LIKE THEY DO IN SOVIET VERSION is the first thing that showed me how lame and poor communism was. xD Like legit as kids we were always like "I want to watch this cartoon but the fun, American version". Always.
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  5.  @Сайтамен  poor excuse tho, no amount of orc aviation or artillery stopped us from striking Mordor right in the Kremlin a few days ago. WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING?! Just put Castle Bravo on one of the Eagles and Mathias Rust it onto red square!!!
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