Comments by "Sgt_Hoagie" (@TheHoagie13) on "NFKRZ" channel.

  1. You're supposed to Solute with your RIGHT HAND, not your left ya silly dude :-P
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  2. BALBASH is better than Karkov Vodka in MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!! In Amerika, we call Karkov "Car-Crash" for a DAMN good reason!!!!
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  3. Your voice sounds... Higher than usual
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  4. Well, at least Roman isn't saying "NIGGA"!!
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  5. "Don't let yourself play the FOOL!! There's NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!" (YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HA!!)
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  6. "GET BACK IN LINE AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
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  7. STAND YOUR GROUND!!!!!!!
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  8. Yeah, I'm a real REAL dude, I'm your man!!!!!
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  9. Oh SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST!!!
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  10. Usually you smoke after something good like amazing sex... ......or getting over the fact that you killed someone... Yeah I guess I can see why. Also: DAFUQ!!!??? I didn't know Roman was a dirty smoker like ME!!! Then again I'm a 31yo Minnesotan who lives half a world away and doesn't know what he does off-camera...
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  11. Speak the Pravda Roman
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  12. When I eat Lutafisk: (CONSTANT VOMITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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  13. Stiffler from "American Pie" went to MY HIGHSCHOOL!!! DA, Seann William Scott went to Park Senior Highschool in Cottage Grove, Minnesota... His 1st gig was in 1996 ...in a Sunny Delight/SunnyD Commercial...
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  14. Yeah, it's "Seann" with TWO "N's"
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  15. INSIGHTFUL
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  16. From Minnesota, Doncha NOH
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  17. 31:35 Atmosphere - Balance
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  18. The "Vodnik" reared its ugly head... "BRUUUUUH!" 🤣😹🤘 BROSEPH
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  19. Smile Empty Soul - DRUG
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  20. Also, I know this sounds dumb but I gotta ask. I know you're Russian, but are you/family possibly Bulgarian? Again I know it sounds dumb but you look a'lot like my brother's friend "Lubo" (Lubomir).
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  21. This douchebag says "CRAYZEEE" [almost] as much as Roman USED TO say the word "N!&&@/N!&&3R" in his old-old videos. Thank you Roman my FAVORITE Ruskie man of the people, working hard on his content e'ery day!!! <3 You genuinely seem like a smart dude that has 3" in height ON ME! But I'm sadly 264LBS (I went from 250 to 193 in just 8wks, then went to lift after mandatory 1hr workouts in AIT at Fort Gordon/Augusta GA, jumped to 210, got injured, ballooned to 315 in Feb, NOW I'm 264LBS) Still retaining my muscle-mass, but had that fat on TOP of it all...
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  22. I was only in from 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016, so my time's up; I "did my time " (sang that Korn song upon my ETS Date!!)
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  23. You wear your hair AND your apt the way I need!!! I had my hair past my shoulders and dyed it blood-red AND enlisted because "University (college) isn't free... Our system is broken!!! I shit you NOT
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  24. I'm still a guitarist, thank the Gods. I'm Norwegian-American, no surprise. I'm nearly a decade to your senior, but I'm on YOUR WAVELENGTH, Ronan; I mean Roman...
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  25. ROMAN: Here's some BIG WORDS to use for your English Repertoire/Quips: "Need For Speed: Need For Speed" is fucking REDUNDANT (NEEDLES REPETITION)!!! Or Superfluous (POINTLESS)
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  26. Roman: I love how you call crepes ("cray'ps"): "CRAPS" 🤣😹
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  27. Etcetera = "ETC-ECT" O'tay BROSEPH (liulz indeed!!!) Tell JIMMY to count on me for ANYTHING!!!
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  28. ME NAME IZ MOO-DUH-HAR
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  29. "CUNT"??? I KNOW you meant to say "CAN'T", but you DO have a dirty mouth boy!!! 🤣😹
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  30. Sidenote: AYE! YOU'RE SALUTING WITH THE WRONG HAND SHIT-HEAD!!!!! Use your RIGHT HAND, not the left Señor NFKRZ! Here in Minnesota: - We have hydrologic drops for handicapped ♿ passengers onto our buses AND the drivers HELP CRIPPLES INTO THE BUS 🚌 And we have a sophisticated light-rail system that NOW operates in BOTH Minneapolis and MY HOME Saint Paul/MPLS-SP!!!!!
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  31. 0:00 Is this random guy taking a "scheiße" referring to HIS OWN "SCHEIßE" as what was lost in..... "LOSS"??? - Deep, man!! 🤣😹 (IDK why I like saying "scheiße" so much; it's just a funny word!)
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  32. If you come on out here to The Twin Cities (MPLS/SP) Minnesota, I have to let you in on an open-secret... Red's Savoy Pizza is THE BEST IN THE GODDAMN MIDWEST!!! They make amazing (NOT CHEAP though $) pizza, calzones, etc-etc... When we moved from Waterbury Connecticut in the early/mid-90s, my Dad had a hard time finding a GOOD Pizza place that ISN'T Domino's/Pizza Hut/Little Caesar's/whatever! Dad was born in Brooklyn, grew up in Monroe NY and if ANYONE knew what good pizza IS, it was HIM! If a 6ft 3in 300LB Stock/ Muscly Norwegian Brooklynite fervently exclaims that "SAVOY'S THE BEST IN THE MIDWEST!!" would you disagree?
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  33. Had up to have three surgeries in less than 4yrs.... No Veterans Affairs
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  34. Man, I guess Roman really had to show the 8-Year-Long U.S. Army Vet what's-what in regards to "Fashion"! These young kids and their shallow views/value of people just because of WHAT they wear. rather than worrying about how it's the the MAN that makes the SUIT! (same with dresses that makes the LADIES!).... Compared to Roman, I'm like a goddamn "Boomer" (I'm 30). AND i'm fuggin' FAT/"THIQ" as Hell!!! Merely 6FT Tall, Weighing in 300LBS!!!!* (Makes Chewbacca Voice/Grunt!!!)
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  35. As a silly Army Boio, like myself, I find this game OFFENSIVE AS ALL FUCK!!!!! Fuck this "game", it's inaccurate as all Hell, fuck this, I'm Noping Out guys!!!
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  36. We have a catchphrase here: Minnesota-Nice <3
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  37. I know I'm just a silly 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, who moved to the biggest State/Region of Scandihoovians.... Minnesota. Also, HORNED HELMETS NEVER EXISTED IN VIKING HISTORY!!! Stupid MN Viqueens!!!
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  38. I'd tell my two friends: "Hey can you help me pay for this???"
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  39. Just to lure them in, to call the damned COPPERS!!
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  40. Copper Uncle gives advice: DA-DA!!! Indeed my good man. FUCK DEM GOPNIKS!!!
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  41. It's NOT "eye-rin" but instead it's "eye-earn"!!
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  42. Y'all Army Ripped off OURS, lulz!! I was enlisted in the U.S. Army/ARNG of Minnesota for 8yrs... Hell, the name MRE is even ours. The only difference is that we don't eat nasty Pate/Whatever and it's packed in plastic airtight seals...
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  43. "I-RUN"??? - You mean: "I-EARN"!!/IRON (xexexet) Yeh Dumb-Dumb!!
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  44. I love the Hell outta you Roman, you wonderful man <3 You Rock my sox off!!
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  45. FUCK THIS PUTIN SHILL/FRAUD!!; You tell the PRAVDA Roman!!! <3 You ROCK MY SOX my (slightly-younger; I'm 31) Brother!!!
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  46. Sucha Kewl Dewd!! \m/
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  47. BRUH, your older videos are CRINGE AS FUCK! You keep saying the word "N!&&3R/N!&&@", but despite being 2-3" taller than me, you wear the same shoe size as ME (US-13) my younger, but esteemed colleague!!!!
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  48. A handsome fellow indeed. And he pissed off an Arab....... nice 🤣😹
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  49. OH BOY........
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  50. ROMAN: This same fucking thing happened to ME TOO here in a "safe community" here in Saint Paul/Cottage Grove Specifically/Minnesota; I was walking home in the middle of the night of August 2015; it was the warm middle of the Summer here in Minnesota (I was 6ft-1in at the time). Also I'm glad I ENSLiSTED after I also got FUCKED UP HARD at age 15, because college in the U.S.A is how they get poor "arses" like ME to enlist. THANK YOU ROMAN FOR NOT ENLISTING!!!
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