Comments by "Sgt_Hoagie" (@TheHoagie13) on "NFKRZ" channel.

  1. Does Roman STILL have a Girlfriend??? Survey Says: "Ъ"!!!
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  2. 2:53 OK Look "ROMAN", I want to be honest as an 8 Year Vet of MN ARNG/Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard "OHMN" or whatever you say... "POINT BLANK" is technically within 50m/Fifty Meters/"Metres", or in "stupid Murichu" it's Yards... So, Yeh, I guess that's that den...Yah shurr ya betcha don'cha noh
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  3. I'll give you my Failbook link: http://facebook.com/jon.haugland (HOH-gland, it's Norge/Nowegian) Anytime "BRAT"/Broseph
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  4. I guess I should skip going back to the passport office, huh?
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  5. Yeah, you're not treading over untreaded ground....But sure......
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  6. Don't make me get Lubo Leipcheiv on the fone you FONEEEE
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  7. Care-eh-kuh-turrrr"
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  8. "Richard Mennis"... For those who had the reference go WAY OVER their heads, here's the translation to English: "DICK MENACE"
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  9. Oh snap...... 😮
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  10. Roman: Hey boss-man, you know I respect your word, I'm as anti-Trump/anti-authoritarian as it comes; my 8yrs of enlistment was during the Obama Admin. .......Well MOSTLY; by enlisting 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016, George Dub-Yuh was still in office sadly (College ain't free here; that's one way how they get you to enlist!!)... The "Highway of Death" ISN'T YOUR COUNTRY'S FUCKING FAULT!!!!! BRUH, what's confusing is that we named the main highway to Baghdad due to those who planted IEDs/Improvised Explosive Devices along that strip of highway, muh dewd! I get the phrase "what goes around, comes around", but it was really fucked up to do on both ends!!!!!
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  11. Haditha in 2005 WAS A WAR-CRIME; and so was the Original "Highway of Death" in 1991's Gulf War!!! I Totally Agree man! It was despicably perpetrated by stupid, jarheads/meat-shields called "Marines"; I'm former U.S. Army/ARNG-MN/Army National Guard of Minnesota myself; Helicopter Battalion Communications Expert; MOS: 25U/Twenty-FIve Uniform <3 - I defend your right to bring these topics some find as a bitter truth-pill to swallow... I "got your six", if-you-will...
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  12. DACHA = "CABIN" here in Minnesota!!!!!!!!
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  13. Amerikanski: Nathan Rich = NATE DICK
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  14. Roman, if someone EVER calls you a "pussy", take it from Jøn/Sgt_Hoagie, and reply with: "I am what I eat" 🤣😹
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  15. 08:30 https://www.youtube.com/embed/lM-nWUcOvic
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  16. Drowning. Un'd-her.every-THANG (innuendo = in you end OH!)
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  17. Here's the THING ...and the rest of the Fantastic 4
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  18. Nice Ravenholm Chapter HL² Music/Score use here Roman 👍 aka "HλLF-LIFE SQUARED" or H-Lambda-LF-LIFE
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  19. "Amputated" 😎
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  20. RIGHT!!??
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  21. FUCK COLUMBUS!!! (Also Peter The Great...Niet so great!) MY BOY Lief Erickson [being a fellow Norwegian, living in America] BEAT COLUMBUS BY NEARLY 500 YEARS! EDIT: And Lief didn't kill ANYONE! Columbus = PWNED!!!
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  22. I played HλLF-LIFE ONE back in 1998 (the demo; at a friend's place far from my home in the Twin Cities, out in South Dakota) THEN I bought the GOTY Edition in 1999, then the expansions, so-on and so-forth
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  23. HL² is AWESOME!!!
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  24. I KNOW!!! It's BAD. No racial appropriation allowed...
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  25. You realize The Red Army (yes, other allied forces had their fair share too; US included) did unspeakable things to soldiers and civilians too!! Putin is in bed with al -
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  26. I was born 9.19.1989 Yeah I'm old, get over it.... Anyhow, yeah it was just two months before the Berlin Wall Fell. Then around my 2nd birthday the end of the USSR, etc-etc. I like watching your stuff boss; I find hearing from another person's perspective
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  27. His arms/legs look WAY too thin. That's all I'm saying. You go Abalin!
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  28. 2:14 OK, NO PLUG...but there's a caveat.. aren't YOU talking about... THIS GUY: Simo Häyhä from Finland? Dewd I'm half Norge/Norwegian so you can get rekt!
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  29. I'm 31 BTW Roman "Abalin"
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  30. All the way from MN Don'cha Noh
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  31. Also thank you SO MUCH for NOT using the "N" Word...you know the 1
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  32. "I rock size 13s" HOLY SHIT ME TOO!!!! Ummm, I'm 6FT, just 4" shorter than yourself ROMAN!!!
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  33. 20:17 Here in South "S(ain't)" Paul Minnesota, it's fuckin' 34C/93F currently, with 54% HUMIDITY!!! - I rarely/if ever turn on my AC/Wall Unit to cool my place because it's goddamn expensive! (like you I don't mean to curse/swear, just that the heat is pissing me off!). The only time I do is if my Maine Coon/Euro-Tabby cat Bruce starts suffering, I'll turn it on man! Kuwait wasn't fun either... x-P=DEAD from goddamn heatstroke almost. Had to get a saline drip injected into me...FML
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  34. Wish I had a GF honestly. You'd think a military guy who's a computer geek and in decent physical shape would, but no... :'P
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  35. When someone called ME a "Pussy", I always replied with "I am what I eat!!!" 😋 AND STOP SAYING "NIGGA" WHITEBOY!!! Stop appropriating words that aren't yours!
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  36. "My Landlord Tried Getting Me Into A Pyramid Scheme" FML I know/noh the feeling!
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  37. 0:48 It's not a "Datcha" it's a Cabin... that's what we call it here in MN/"Minn-uh-soda" (we call soda POP btw) OKOK, look, I got one in Mille Lacs tho... ok Ro-Maine :-]
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  38. In English: Pompous Nautilus - Basically fuckers that're into smelling their own FARTS!
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  39. AND: They A-B, the director, is a shameless liar... and he knew it FOR F$#@'s sake
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  40. 11:00 They Floss it Tho! xD xD xD
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  41. In your MEIN you've all but... FAILED
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  42. 11:40 CONTEXT = KEY
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  43. Does this REALLY need explaining!!?? I suppose, being how culturally dense/morally bankrupt some people are nowadays, they need to be shook out of their desensitized states! I love my country (mainly the people+places+amenities & NOT the bureaucratic portion; the former is why I enlisted for 8 LONG YEARS.) but like anywhere else it has its share of issues.
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  44. Sorry for the longwinded speech guys...
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  45. Paté NOT "Payyy't"
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  46. CYCA, CYCA, CYCA, BLYAT!!!
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  47. I know I misspelled shut up!!
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  48. Fuck, it's 07:21 (7:21am CST/Central Standard Time; 6AUG2020; Saint Paul, MN) I'm starting/continuing my day with a Screwdriver (Vodka & OJ/Orange Juice 🍊)
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  49. It's like my Grandpa Kjell (CH'ell; Norge ExPat) who REALLY hated Lutefisk, which is Cod-Fish FERMENTED IN LYE for 3 Days!!! (aka: POISON!), he told me enough to not even TRY that garbage. Here, in Minnesota, where I moved to back in the early 90s, we have a type of Cod Called Walleye and it's PERFECT the way it is (dammit!) <3
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  50. I love you Roman, you rock! So does Potato-Wadkuh! YUM!!! <3
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