Comments by "Sgt_Hoagie" (@TheHoagie13) on "Thoughty2" channel.

  1. "You're Special...... Just like EVERYONE ELSE!"
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  2. Yeh.... Basically.... I NEVER enlisted to be a STUPID COP/SECURITY GUARD! I'm Army Signal Corps Trained and College Graduate of an Associate's in NetAdmin 💜
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  3. Yup...Google answered with a RICK-ROLL Response...SIGH
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  4. Yeah fuck this furball! .....NOT LITERALLY!!!
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  5. So....If I make the journey to my downtown MPLS Target, I could stumble upon a Privately-Owned/Operated Crime Lab? Kewl
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  6. 3:48 WHAT The FUCK WAS THAT NOISE???
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  7. PFFT! Excuse me mate, but he's NOT MY PRESIDENT. Never will.
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  8. Mari Lwyd looks terrifying !!! :'(
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  9. Yeah, that lady you know/call "Mum"
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  10. 8:19 Rather than during the drum-up to the American Revolutionary War (The Boston Massacre) instead better known as: "The Boston Molassacre"!!!
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  11. I'd rather eat bugs before I STICK MYSELF !!! 💉
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  12. In the U.S. Army wecall it being: "VolunTOLD"!! 🤣😹 It's true!
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  13. We recently had to be dealt a mandatory mask use here in the States (MY STATE Minnesota did so! I use a bandanna, ONLY if I have nothing else and I wrap it into several layers!)
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  14. Thought you were good say Hippopotamus, rather than Water Buffalo 🐃
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  15. "Dodgy Earlobes" huh?? Is that a Nazi/Jew joke.....
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  16. 12:24 Gary Hoy's Case: He bounced off his office window (many times before and that day it changed), being a total douche/jackass, to show off to a buncha interns how sturdy the window was!!
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  17. Yeah I know it's "Garry" but whatever!!
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  18. I thought the Mechanism was founded in 1900 rather than 1902
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  19. 0:13 MAAAAAAN!!!!! OTHER THAN his kewl-looking two 30-Round Mags taped together, this is ONE SLOPPY BITCH-LOOKING Soldier if I've EVER KNOWN ONE in my 8yrs of Enlistment!!!!
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  20. Here there be dragons....... Gotcha
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  21. No shit Shirlock; he never HAD a monocle....OK even for a "brash military bloke" who may not even exist... Apparently I died in Early 2011 due to a supposed Terrorist Attack on the Mall Of America. "al Shabaab"... 5 Local (MPLS/SP Area) Somali-Americans were unfortunately Radicalized (brainwashed) kids were strapped with illegally obtained & modified SKS Rifles and explosive vests... I was panicking(practically sobbing. ..) in my sleep, my (then)Fiancé, Christy, woke me up worried as Hell, woke me up. I remember the time/date it was: 09:34 on Tuesday 01.11.2011
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  22. Oh wow! The FUCK? If you add all the numbers in the date... it accounted for the 5 Suspects....
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  23. "History is written by The Victors" ......unless you're MY Viking Ancestors, who didn't bother with such Narcissism; instead fell onto the quils, employed by the opposition. Indeed, "The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword"... Unless it's an Ulfberht Sword, of which was made of Crucible Steel, then yer outta luck and merry-well fucked... Yes, I'm both ½ Norwegian AND 3rd Generation Norwegian-American, who's grandparents moved here RIGHT AFTER WWII; who's Grandpa Kjell Sr. joined the Navy during the Korean War (conflict; due to Congress NOT waging A War since WWII), in order to fast-track his & his wife Astrid's Citizenships!!! He just turned 83 earlier on July 3rd!!! In GREAT SHAPE TOO!!! He's MY height, 6FT tall...
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  24. Kjell: "CH'ell"
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  25. 5:40 What the FUCK is the "HOKEY KOKEY" Is that some Scottish Version of The Hokey Pokey
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  26. 157,000 "LIKES"!!!??? SPLENDID WORK SIR!!! Hassan is someone I'd personally stand up to the guy & turn his ass in to the MP's on post or my CO/NCOIC, etc-etc!!
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  27. Yep, Señor Zimmerman is from MY State, Minnesota. A cold (AND hot+humid, mosquito-ridden) magical place where the waters of the Lake Superior and it's add'l 10,000 lakes (and no, Swissconsin's "lakes" aren't in higher numbers because many are TOO SMALL!) and DESPITE being 3rd Gen Norwegian-American (½ Irish/German; 5th & 3rd Gen respectively), 6.1FT tall & had three surgeries due to 8yrs of Enlistment) my two elder brothers Kjell and Eric were born in New Haven County Connecticut. We moved here so my Dad would have better benefits & pay as an aircraft mechanic with Northwest Airlines... Sorry for the mini autobio......
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  28. Eh... It's FLORIDA; nothing but nekked/crazy/stupid luddites.... Fuck FloriDUH 😒
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  29. As my father Kjell (CH'ell) Haugland (ho-gland) Jr. Who lost 8 friends in 9/11 (5 of which were FDNY) who died whilst I was at 1,250mi away in Ft. Gordon GA after Basic Training, in AIT, would say: Regardless what the news wanted to tell you, PEOPLE FUCKING DIED!!!!
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  30. KH-Jr: 9AUG1960-5AUG2009..... He was a 6ft-3in Beast of a Norwegian-American born in Brooklyn NY (I was born in Waterbury CT) he was a smart and kind man.....
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