Comments by "Sgt_Hoagie" (@TheHoagie13) on "Biographics" channel.

  1. Biographics ! What did Yoko say when John Lennon was shot? ........"Ono"
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  2. Biographics Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski...
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  3. My Dad, a 6-3 Norwegian behemoth, was.... Physically, mentally AND emotionally abused by my Mother... No. Not kidding. If so, he wouldn't have drank himself to death... 4 days from his 49th birthday...
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  4. THE WALL!!!
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  5. SIMON: "You should TOTALLY support the guy on Patreon and throw down enough to get his lovely British voice to give you SATNAV/GPS Turn-By-Turn Directions, "Mr. Bananas in Pajamas"
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  6. 11:58 Um.......Franz Ferdinand II wasn't even alive in 1800. IDK why you chose a photo of a guy who didn't exist yet, plus photography wasn't invented yet!
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  7. Oh here's a "great" one: What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common??
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  8. It's "Fee-ord"/"Fyord" (Fjord). Same with "Bee-orn"/"Byorn" (Bjorn)...
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  9. Have you guys covered a guy who literally defines "shame, betrayal and traitory"... That guy was Vidkun Quisling got my great grandfather killed trying to save his "non-Aryan" neighbors in Bergen by shipping them to Liverpool, Gibraltar, Gothenburg, etc-etc. My family, like many other Norwegians, have PERSONAL HATRED for this CUNT!
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  10. Mr. Burns [with devil horns] twiddled his fingers together, saying: "EX-cellent"
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  11. Innsmouth is pronounced "inns-muth"
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  12. As a Norwegian-American Fan of Monty Python AND the color Blue, I find your jest to be THE BEST!! 👍
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  13. Have Daven Hiskey, or HELL, get SOMEONE to narrate as a special guest! It's not like you DIDN'T DO THE SAME DAMN THING ON TIFO'S 100,000 or ONE-MIL Subs VIDEO! C'MON SIMON!
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  14. SIMON: I'm actually surprised that you went with "Dashlane" and NOT "Vincero Watches", due to the Zodiac Killer using the CROSSHAIRS-Symbol that the Zodiac Timepieces!!
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  15. "HELLO, BOB!!"
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  16. Simon: 1:54 Apparently Gaddafi had his name changed to Cornelius Vanderbilt!!
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  17. "Playing a Fiddle as Rome Burns" is EXTREMELY/TOTALLY ANACHRONISTIC! Fiddles (Violins/Cellos etc-etc) DID NOT EXIST that far back in history!
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  18. I served 8 LONG years in ARMY/ARNG of MN. I was just 8 days shy of 12yrs old when 9/11 occurred. My father was an aircraft mechanic for Northwest Airlines (why we moved to MN from CT) We BOTH were 100% certain that it was an inside job guys...sorry. My father died whilst during my BCT and AIT (basic combat training and advanced individual training) 1250mi away in Ft. Gordon GA.
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  19. Damn, as a current 30-Something (DOB: 9.19.1989; same year Alexander DIED) Kerensky DESERVED BETTER!!
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  20. AWESOME!!! You open the story on my Grandparents' Home being Bergen (Grandpa's actually; grandma's from Flekkefjord), where of which they shipped from, when they made their way to Manhattan NY in '49! 🤘
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  21. 8:35 "An Asshole"
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  22. I didn't expect to hear the words "Marvel" and "Suicide Squad" in the same video that has NOTHING TO DO with what you're thinking. ALSO: DID JACK EVER WIN HIS CASE???
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  23. "Simon" en Español: "Si-moan"
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  24. Sweet Buttery Christ. You must be aware of his channel count rise with every 6mo...
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  25. I never have/will understand WHY people piss away hundreds of dollars on tech that's ALREADY OBSOLETE by up to TWO YEARS shipped at your footsteps!
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  26. 14:47 As a guy who lives in the State with the LARGEST SOMALI POPULATION (Minnesota) I gotta say: THAT'S NOT AL QAEDA, THAT'S "AL SHABAAB"!!! (facepalm✋🌴)
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  27. "Aaaaaaaaaand It's GONE!" 😂
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  28. Simon: The boat named "El Niña" is pronounced as "Neen-ya"....
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  29. ACTUALLY! The SECOND DRACULA FILM (1965'S DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS) HAD ONE LINE LEE DID SPEAK!!!
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  30. Oooooh here's a "great" one:What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common??
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  31. Cast the starring role of Araceli to either Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz
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  32. 4:00 "He [MacArthor] beat off both attackers and then shot them dead..." Well, I guess they died with smiles on their faces... Nice wording Simon...
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  33. 0:51 I seem to be the Only One who watches these videos WITH CAPTIONS ON, due to the slight variations between what's intended to be IN the video and What Simon ACTUALLY says. This, I THINK, is the Best Place to play an estranged version of "SIMON SAYS" ......I guess(?). For instance, he tells the Dog's downers to "Cover their Eyes" when the Captions say to "Covoer their EARS"
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  34. 14:45 So... In 1902, Freud would meet with his colleges...on "HUMP DAY".... SIGH
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  35. Please DO!
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  36. 22:30 Simon, your editor really needs to learn some sense of chronological context... He/She had the date set for 20OCT1931, which would've been during Hitler's Rise to Power; which may've given Karl I the opportunity to "Pull A Quisling" by being an Austrian Puppet
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  37. I know it's not much of a "Spoiler", but it STILL SUCKS that he DIED!! It's SO SAD :'-( He WAS/IS a GREAT ACTOR!!!
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  38. Cavour: Goddamn, that's a neck-beard if I've ever seen one!!
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  39. "Raeb-Raeb!!!"
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  40. It's like if Henry VIII NEVER EXISTED!
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  41. I KNOW what a "LIEUTENANT" is, but NOT what a "Leftenant"... Well, if you know anyone that serve(d) in the military that Officers in general are WORTHLESS! LOL 😆
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  42. I remember getting MY 1st guitar back in Late 2001 and been playing since age 12; For over 18yrs
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  43. "Simon" (in Spanish) is pronounced: "Sim-Own"
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  44. 6:05 "The Millice"? More like The Menace"
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  45. Ah yes, "Presidency" The quotes couldn't be written ANY LARGER, huh?
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  46. I say again, tok I'm former ARMY/ARNG, toured Kuwait (1yr Deployment). You might think/feel that what I'm gonna say is "Liberal Propaganda"/Whatever. 9/11 = INSIDE JOB
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  47. Simon, could you please do BASS REAVES? He's intriguing and broke racial boundaries, one arrest at a time.
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  48. Good old Henry Ford: Fervent Antisemite, Spearheading The Eugenics Movement AND HITLER'S INSPIRATION!
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  49. IT'S "MASS-AH-CHEW-SITS"!
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  50. THE WALL!!!
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  51. Same goes for Benedict Arnold or Judas Iscariot.... Being a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, I love using the name "Quisling" to dis someone... Especially if they don't get it.
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  52. Here in West Saint Paul (Minnesota) we have a STREET Named after him (Cesar Chavez Street; West-Side St. Paul; just a mere 3mi from me & my old unit at Holman Airfield)
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  53. Where's the Thumbnail for this video?
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  54. My REAL 1st exposure of Bill Cosby was his stand-up from the early 80s on VHS tape 📼 "Bill Cosby: Himself"... Goddamn it Bill.
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  55. A Woman after my Own Heart! TAKE ME, OLGA!!! <3
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  56. It's very kewl that Whistler is giving the Fictitious Man the Contemporary AND Comprehensive view Benedict could ONLY DREAM OF... Good show my Sor 😏👏
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  57. Being former U.S. Army/Nat'l Guard of 8yrs, I've NEVER heard of a "Left-Tenant". I've heard 1st/2nd Lieutenant, but not the phrase Leftenant.
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  58. Corps is pronounced "CORE!!!"
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  59. (Continuing to stare at the long whiskers on his right cheek)
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  60. THEN SIMON DISSOLVES PARLIAMENT!!!
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  61. What's with the Christmas Music between chapters/sections?
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  62. You guys wanna watch a pretty horrifying film (and sequels) called "The Men Behind The Sun"..... It's truly shocking with their gory special effects. Ii'm certain you can find it online/youtube/dailymotion/whatever...
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  63. You REALLY should've addressed the aftermath and backlash that ensued. Like how the bombing of the FBI/Federal Building in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma City Bombing) was a direct result of the "Siege of Waco's" handling.
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  64. I'm just a mere 6ft...
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  65. HEY! Video starts on my 2nd Birthday!!!
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  66. Does Simon Whistler have anything to prove to his medical/legal-based familial regard?? I say "NAY"! 👍👌
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  67. Just look at the labor of love he fervently gives to the world, via the interweb 🤘
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  68. 4:16 WAIT! WTF WAS THAT? ELVIS IN A SEWER??
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  69. Haha!! Looks like Saladin had his Turban 👳 crafted by COOLIO! 😄😸
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  70. Nah, you explained the fundamentals fine Simon 👍
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  71. That's funny, Flossie was born 101 Years before my brother! 😄
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  72. "When Stalin tells you to dance...a wise man dances..." (paraphrasing; yeah-yeah-yeah...) "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING [SW] YOU!!!!" .........hehehehehe xD
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  73. INSERT SILLY "PSA" HERE!!
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  74. WHY IS ANYONE surprised that Henrietta's daughter was born with mental disorders? She DID get screwed & married to her cousin.
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  75. I live in the Twin Cities, South Saint Paul, Minnesota. I'm less than 2mi from The Mississippi River, Whistler!!! I indeed DO see steamer-paddle boats plenty...
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  76. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"... or well, ONE Dog in this case 🐕
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  77. SIMON: "They were NO Pushovers!" [literally tears up and applauds] THANKS Simon for speaking in such HIGH regard! My Great Grandfather (WOULD) and Grandparents DO appreciate you!!! Great Grandfather, Øystein Pedersen ("Austin Peterson"; died by Nazi German Uboat Aug-1941 during a storm, no less...) no incest believed HERE in either side of my Fam'!! xD Half Norge, 1/4 Irish & 1/4 German) ANYWHO!!! - My Norwegian-Side was super happy to see your accuracy and overall positive sights line up and you took your shot (sorry, U.S. Army Speak for looking down iron-sights, like our Finnish Brethren Simo Häyhä!!!)
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  78. He joined the 27-Club, THE ROCKSTAR!!! \m/
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  79. 11:19 27SEPT2019 you say?? Ah yes, eight days after my 30th BIRTHDAY! 👍
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  80. It's pronounced David "Care-ah-Dean" Carradine. Son of John Carradine. Not that I'm defending his Racial-Appropriating ASS!
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  81. Being a resident of The Twin Cities (South St. Paul), there can only be ONE Black Prince...
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  82. WHAT DOES PINK FLOYD AND PRINCESS DIANA HAVE IN COMMON? THE WALL!!!
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  83. Sorry! My Dad had a great sense of humor. Nothing truly ill was meant of it.
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  84. She's awesome <3
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  85. 12:24 Uhh, Simon? The Beslin School Tragedy occurred in 2-THOUSAND-4 & NOT 2014; get your mind outta Crimea!! 🤣😹 .....oh SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST, that's NOT funny Jon! (I exclaim to myself..)
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  86. Ah, Hubert Humphrey my fellow Minnesotan. We have the Second Terminal of our Airport (MSP) ....named...after him. Ok, the word "Terminal" shouldn't be a phrase of Airports, OK??
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  87. Wait!! ✋ Eisenhower wasn't president yet, which is THE Commander In Chief.. Just saying
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  88. GODDAMN IT! I was born in Waterbury...New Haven...CT. I quickly moved to MN thankfully.
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  89. What IS WITH Brits and Canadians mispronouncing a straight-forward name: "Massachusetts" These guys (Simon of THIS channel and Robert from "Criminally Listed" and quite a few others) either say "Mass-it-tew-sitz" or MY FAVORITE being "Mass-it-two-shits" (HAHAHA!!!! 😄 Oh boy).
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  90. Any relation to Lars Ulrich?? He's a HUGE douche, not unlike this Peterhead....
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  91. He Teamed up with Rosika Schwimmer..... A Romanian Jew... Ummm...hmmmm... 'k(?)
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  92. 11:05 "Mass-Uh-Two-Sits".....(???)
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  93. Massachusetts = "Mass-Eh-HEW-Sits"
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  94. Ah yes, this was discussed via "The Brainfood Podcast"
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  95. The U.S. Army uses Drill Sergeants" when you MEANT Marines have *Drill "Instructor"*.... Just like how Marines are nothing more than Seamen and meatshields to the real mainstay of operations the U.S. Army Provides! Marines are truly AND merely "The 1st to GO [and the LAST to KNOW!!]..... Buncha Dick-Waving Lollygaggers
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  96. John "Simons"? Don't you mean Sim-mons"?
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  97. It's a great that Microwaves/Ovens AREN'T the ionizing-type.
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  98. I love how British People say the name "Paul"; sounding a'lot like "pool"...
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  99. 14:52 "RUM-MANIA"???
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  100. As a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, who's birthplace was Waterbury CT, but grew up HERE in Minnesota, who's a metalhead guitarist, I gotta say what's been said already: "Petty" indubidably......
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  101. 5:30 I know a guy with the surname Ewing. He's a prick...
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  102. 1:30 Yes, Himmler indeed had a "Burning Ambition", if you want to call it THAT.
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  103. Heh...my Grandpa's from Bergen Grandma's from Flekkefjord (Norway, obviously). Glad their ancestors made it....
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  104. 15:10 SOY-MON!!: [MistAAAYke!!!] xD You said 1982 when it shows 2009 (the same year I went to BCT+AIT; military training) for some unknown reason. Damn editor!!! xDxD
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  105. I wasted eight years in the military so YOU DON'T HAVE TO! .....Yup...
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  106. After fucking up. My spine. My left hip. Sciatica from my low back to my left leg/toes. ANY financial/stabilization assistance? Pfffffffffffffft! No.... not yet!
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  107. ....REALLY?? The end of the Spanish Civil War in 1939 Ended on April Fool's Day???
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  108. The Manchurian Candidate
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  109. 14th Century Bergen Norway huh? Well, I guess it's a little late to warn my ancestors, who seemed to reside in/near Bergen. I'm 3rd-Gen Norwegian-American (grandparents are 1st-Gen once stepping off the boat, onto U.S. Soil) who joined the U.S. Navy to fast-track gaining citizenship for his wife and himself (both Grandparents)
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  110. Impossibluhhh!! 😏
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  111. SIMON: you realize that Rosa Parks wasn't the 1st Black Woman to refuse her seat for a white person right?? Claudette Colvin a fifteen year old, did what Rosa did a whole 9 Months Prior!!!
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  112. Dammit, 1950s America and being against prego-unmarried women........
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  113. It's really odd seeing photos of Bokoharam (being in Minnesota; a state where we have a HUGE Somali Refugee community) being that I live in a state where you see a racially diverse group LOL. Somalis I like, they seem to be super sharp, which I underestimated; but the most underestimated was being SUPER generous, having been homeless for a couple years... even with two kids, they're all like "yup, were kewl!"
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  114. Dude, not only is it hot AND humid (90°F+ highs) in summer, -and GODDAMN cold (-30°F lows in winter; not including wind chill). It ain't easy being homeless in MN.
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  115. RE "Intro": Then move THIS VIDEO to your "GEOGRAPHICS Channel, ya silly guy!
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  116. Any relation to Lars Ulrich?? He's a HUGE douche, not unlike this Peterhead....
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  117. "DEN-NIED!!! The ONLY Time I think of the word "DENIED" is Alice In Chains' "SLUDGE FACTORY" .......and a VERY high/inebriated Layne Staley fucking the lyrics up at MTV Unplugged; a very emaciated/sickly looking man....
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  118. 13:58 You mean June 5th EIGHTEEN-32 - Who's editing your damn videos??
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  119. "We will bury you" eh?? That's a meaningless misconception....
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  120. Enters: ALICE IN CHAINS... "got me wrong"
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  121. Oy!! YOU!!! I'm 31
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  122. 6FT
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  123. You're 5'11" YOU got it boss.... : in droves
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  124. INDEED
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  125. ................why?
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  126. *SIGH* I love how Spanish-Español makes lisping seem kewl 👍 AND that my Spanish "counterpart" was [likewise] trained in the Army Signal Corps...
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  127. My MOS (Military Occupational Speciality) is a "25U" (twenty-five 'U-niform'). Unlike that Spaniard, I CAN play guitar (for almost 18 years!)
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  128. Simon, could you please do BASS REAVES? He's intriguing and broke racial boundaries, one arrest at a time. BTW I'm sorry but the music is ANNOYINGLY REPETITIVE. Variety in the future. I know Public Domain leaves A'LOT to be desired, but there DOES EXIST decent free/rights-free soundtrack.
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  129. LETS. GET. KRAKEN!!!!!!
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  130. Well, if I only get a handfull of Likes👍, having the majority be the Content Creator is a fair consolation prize. *.....Thanks Mr. Whistler, I genuinely appreciate what you do here man 💜
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  131. I'll "jam out" on a REAL Guitar (a Dean & a Schecter) thank you very much!!
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  132. Take me, Lyudmila!! <(^_^)>
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  133. THUMBNAIL
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  134. 9:00 FOURTEEN-45 ya silly guy 😄 Maybe that dumb, greasy Guinea/Guido was a time traveler... People say that my comments of Italians is "racist", when in reality it's ACTUALLY "prejudice" because Italians AND Spaniards ARE white/Caucasian.
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  135. Hopefully he got some "Fresh Air" getting out of his parent's basement fucking about with chemicals!
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  136. 10:25 The Gulf War used Desert/BDU uniforms, NOT ACU Digital Puke pattern LOL! Being former U.S. ARMY/ARNG of 8yrs (MOS: 25U Communications Specialist) :-P
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  137. This was an amazing episode Simon!
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  138. British People have Midas Car Shops?
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  139. My first car was [technically] an American Car; a 1997 Dodge Intrepid Sedan, which was ACTUALLY assembled in Ontario. Guess what the engine & transmission ("drivetrain") are made by? MITSUBISHI!!! It took almost 200,000 miles I put on it from August 2005 to December 2013. It had 119,000MI for $2,300. LOVED THAT CAR! Deep amethyst blueish-purple!
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  140. I can see your perspective. BTW I'm half Norwegian myself. Grandparents moved from Bergen & Flekkefjord 1949.
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  141. Males CAN'T be widows, but women ARE Men become Widowers
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  142. Yeah, MPLS(Minneapolis) is both a wanna-be capitol of Minnesota (St. Paul IS! I live here) AND a corporate powerhouse. Best Buy, Target Corp, Medtronics, 3M, Pillsbury, General Mills, etc etc etc!
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  143. 10:13 Uhh... Simon? It's "BETTY Jean" and NOT "Billy Jean"... WRONG African American Musician Sir!!
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  144. Corps = "CORE!" Not that it makes The Marine Corps act like lesser of meatshields, but you didn't hear it from a U.S. Army Sergeant of eight years. Whatever I guess.
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  145. Oh Prince Andrew......... 😤
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  146. Simon, here's a Bonus Fact: He'd "give you the SKIN off his back for you!" ....LITERALLY!!! HE HAD 50IN (127CM) OF FLESH STRIPPED FROM HIS BACK so Doctors could perform a skin graft on a nurse who had been badly burned in an accident!!! 😖💜🤘 He spent 3MO in the hospital recovering 🏥
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  147. This was a little bit BEFORE his big scheme.
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  148. Is it "Belarussia" or "Belarus"?
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  149. Michelangelo "made Moses HORNY"...
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  150. 17:19
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  151. Hahaha!!! I knew you'd do this one! I myself was born in Waterbury Connecticut; my two elder brothers were born in...you guessed it: Bridgeport BOTH in New Haven County!
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  152. Having a Norwegian Great Grandfather that DIED shipping tens of men, women and children FROM Bergen Norway to far-flung places like Gibraltar, Liverpool, Stockholm/Gothenburg, Edinburgh, etc-etc.
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  153. Simon, what the HELL?? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!! You GLOSS OVER the 2nd "War"/Conflict (United States hadn't declared War since WWII technically) where SO MUCH PAIN & LOSS for the Vietnamese, Americans AND Australians. You spoke over the bloody war of attrition and of HORRORS like the MAI LAI MASSACRE OF 1968, which FINALLY came to light in 1971, helping BRING THE U.S. INVOLVEMENT IN VIETNAM TO AN END........
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  154. 19:10 .....Wait, what??? "another SIX YEARS until U.S. involvement ended"? I thought we "Pulled Out" in 1973...
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  155. ......indubitably
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  156. WAKA-WAKA-WAKA!!! 😂😄
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  157. Indubidably
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  158. Ok Edison, you think "every inventor needs an enemy" against Bell.... THEM BITCHES never told Elisha Gray!
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  159. 10:24 That's a photo from Operation Iraqi Freedom/OIF, the 2nd Gulf War, due to the UGLY[in MY opinion, being former ARMY/ARNG Soldier of 8ys] Army Combat Uniforms/ACU's shown in the pic. Indeed, I'm the MINORITY that's 100% Confidant that 9/11 IS an INSIDE JOB!!! There's NO WAY the towers could fall just from aircraft IMPACT AND EVEN JET FUEL could take down these modern marvels. Nor could they fall the way they did, how quickly they fell, etc-etc...
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  160. What's with the retardo-Elvis alongside the Peter Gunn Bass-Line?
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  161. Awe t'anks Sir Whistler 👌
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  162. Auto/Biographic: Simon Whistler! Have Daven Hiskey, or HELL, get SOMEONE to narrate as a special guest! It's not like you DIDN'T DO THE SAME DAMN THING ON TIFO'S 100,000 or ONE-MIL Subs VIDEO! C'MON SIMON!
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  163. Seeing Elvis in his Army Greens remids me that I was one of the last Soldiers that was issued a set; almost swapping them for the New Civil War Blues.... I was in 9SEPT2008 - 9SEPT2016
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  164. Later Drug Use? Suicide Attempt? Been there since my injury in 2011 spine/left-hip/sciatca pins+needles down left leg... I was on Painkillers for 4 Long Years...
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  165. OHHHHH! That's where the origins of BOTH "Xenophobia" and "Agoraphobia"... Indubidably (pops pipe in mouth, fervently puffing smoke... Yeah IRL I'm a cigarette smoker and eCig user)
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  166. Carradine: "Care-Uh-Deen" Like B-Z Star John Carradine
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  167. Fucking Mongols... I wonder if my Ancestors (Norse Vikings) ever made it as far EAST as they did WEST; I WOULD say The Varangian Gaard but those were mere Mercenaries and probably for another time. Simon, I hope you're taking notes... Could be a kewl subject!
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  168. Then again, Roy Benavidez is my Mortal Hero... He's pure amazement embodied...
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  169. Ah, abstaining from the act of the old "knuckle-shuffle" 👊😉
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  170. 5:48 The ONLY Pendergast I KNOW was a 92-"Golf" (92G) aka, a "Culinary Specialist" (I was a 25U, "Signal Support Specialist"). We were stationed at 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion/2-147 AHB....
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  171. Karl Smallwood: "I'm from BEEEEHRMINGEM!!" HAHAHA! 😄
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  172. I've been telling people that FDR DIDN'T have polio; which is a disease that targets children and adolescents, but in SUPER-RARE cases, adults. *FDR actually had what's called: "Guillain–Barré syndrome" (GBS)
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  173. I play METAL mostly...
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  174. Irrevocably/"Ear-Re-Volk-ah-Blee"!!! - Oh look at me, just because I'm Soyman Wiz-lah, moy peepull invented Ingrish! - Yes, you "Allegedly" DID, but NOT MODERN ENGLISH, you (quote-unquote; LOVINGLY THO') "factboy" - Goddamn it I love Simon, he's bluh'y AWESOMESAUCE!!! (NO JOKE! Ironic how Robert Moses, home of the Jews ironically; I'm not, don't judge!!) born in Waterbury, New Haven County, Connecticut ;-P
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  175. I have NO Yiddish Ancestry Whatsoever in my ancestry, I just think it's hill-aryan-arse! xD - Jon takes his coat and walks away quietly, looking like the Harald Hardrada REJECT he truly IS!
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  176. No offense being aimed for here, but your chest-hair looks like an undershirt 👕
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  177. So King Tut was rediscovered ...by the foot of the Waterboy... Carter better be kissing such a foot!(
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  178. ALSO, if it wasn't made OBVIOUS, Fiddles/Violins,/Violas DID NOT EXIST in Nero's Time. Not for about another Millennia.
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  179. Jon Haugland JESUS CHRIST SIMON!! Another CHANNEL!!?? When do YOU have time for YOURSELF!!?? 3:34 "Analyzing in background" Gotta love Adobe Premier You should just focus on your current amount and taking time to properly edit your videos!! LOL 😄
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  180. Moy Interesanté... VERY enjoyable to see the mouthpiece of a monster die!!!
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  181. 2:39 "Rusia"??
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  182. Hahaha! MicroPenis! It's like that one video you did about the Small Penis Argument/whatever it was called :-P
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  183. I thought "Galicia" Spain was pronounced as "Ga-li-see-ah" not "ga-li-thee-ah"....
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  184. Like Garcia or "Gar-see-ah"
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  185. His 2000 stand-up on Broadway was FUCKING TITS!!!! A.k.a. "AWESOME!!!" 🤣😹
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  186. 5:05 (Hears Narration, but follows captions) Uhh, Simon? I don't think Ötzi was a mere 10LBS; whilst alive, he'd be 10LBS...
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  187. 3RD Album ("In Utero") was recorded just a Half-Hour South of here in: Saint Paul Minnesota
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  188. Cannon Falls, MN!!! <3 ..............Courtney KILLED HIM!
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  189. Yeah it's "BISON" & NOT BUFFALO!!!
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  190. "SEER-UH-CUES"!!!
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  191. Sucks that J.P. Kennedy was a STAUNCH ANTI-SEMITE, MCCARTHY SUPPORTER, SEXIST/MULTIPLE "SEXCAPADES"...
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  192. I went from E1/PVT to E4/SPC (Specialist) in 2YRS, 1 MONTH & 12 DAYS! But sergeant took a long while....
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  193. 1:24 HOLY F*CKING SH!T!!! My brother Eric was born on Earth Day as well!! That's Insane [in the membrane] :-O BRUH!!!
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  194. WILSON!!!!!!!!!
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  195. 8:31 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! "George VI?" I thought King George VI👑 DIED! Simon said so @ 6:05 I'm SO goddamned confused....
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  196. Her story was made EVEN BETTER by Salma Hayek...
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  197. Salma Hayek is SUPER HOT 🔥 ¡AYE DIOS MIO! 💓
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  198. Highlight History Theme 😏👍
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  199. xD
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  200. 3:05 SIMON!!: I think you MIGHT'VE botched the script (or probably the editor) & he prolly graduated in 196-EIGHT instead... I love ALL your channels; yer awesomesauce; CARRY ON, SOLDIER!!! (I remember you saying you were in Cadet Skewl, so I thought I'd flatter you a bit <(^-^)> ) \m/ Hell-Yeh!!!
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  201. Isn't the word "Fanny" slang for a Vagina/"Arse"? :-D lulz And further more: ..........really Charles? You go from bastion of evolutionary biology......to bring one of those backwoods yokels!?
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  202. Well, if you want(ed) to move up through the ranks to work for Hitler, look no further than The Bush/Busch Family...
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  203. Didn't we ALREADY cover this guy??
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  204. 19:45 TWENTY-SEVENTH CENTURY??? Simon, you SERIOUSLY DIDN'T question your lines, ponder the fact that we're in the 21ST CENTURY, where you stated that the Rosicrucianist Johan Valentin Andreae, of the XVII (17TH) CENTURY!! If it was XXVII THEN it would be 27th. I love ya man, but COME THE F@#& ON!
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  205. Ah yes, Charles II of Spain... A drooling, DISGUSTING spawn of Uncle+Niece "Relations"
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  206. 24OCT is STILL celebrated on my Dad's Side of the family annually, due to being a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American & all! 7(½ Norwegian to be precise; followed by ¼ Irish/German).
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  207. Simon, could you please do BASS REAVES? He's intriguing and broke racial boundaries, one arrest at a time.
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  208. FlowKey, you say??? As a guitarist, I can play "Moonlight Sonata" in my GODDAMN SLEEP!!! 🤣😹 Carries on with doing due-diligence on "Flow-Key" as a Scandihoovian-American... NOT just because it sounds like the adopted brother of Thor..
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  209. Simon shrugs with audible: .......MEH!
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  210. IDK, what?
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  211. 2:39 Yes, Josip fought the country "Rusia"
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  212. 69%......
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  213. The 1st Motor Car? Short answer: "NEIN!!!" As a dude who's 1st Car was a 1997 Dodge Intrepid (NOT the newer version with a "Sheistler" (Chrysler) drivetrain; aka the engine+tranny) which had a "me-so-bitchy" (Mitsubishi) drivetrain in the 93-97 First-Gen Version I DROVE from Aug-2005 to Dec-2013, when it shat the bed, ONLY because I killed it!!
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  214. FUNNY THING: My birthday was ten days prior to the stock market crash AND 21 DAYS prior, I lucky enlisted in the U.S. Army Nat'l Guard of Minnesota for 8yrs of my pathetic life. At first, it WAS a safety net. But after a couple of SEVERE INJURIES, I SOON REGRETTED IT! I received NO compensation AT ALL! 😡😡😡
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  215. But..... he ISN'T REAL
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