Youtube comments of Sgt_Hoagie (@TheHoagie13).

  1. Biographics ! What did Yoko say when John Lennon was shot? ........"Ono"
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  2. IF SHE WAS KIDNAPPED: Let's hope her Captors DON'T know Ingrish
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  3. Biographics Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski...
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  4. Yugoslavia's Profile Status: "It's Complicated..."
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  5. It's ACTUALLY called: The Habsburg "Jaw"
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  6. 7:31 Why are you showing a photo of Leon Trotsky, when he had an ice axe buried in the back of his skull in 1940 while residing in Mexico City?? He had no idea who the Hell Skorzeny even was! xD
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  7. "You're Special...... Just like EVERYONE ELSE!"
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  8. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage, Mythbuster(s)
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  9. I REALLY Hope that the Horrors of War FINALLY ENDS...
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  10. "It was very HARD; it was very LONG" - Roman/"NFKRZ"
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  11. My Dad, a 6-3 Norwegian behemoth, was.... Physically, mentally AND emotionally abused by my Mother... No. Not kidding. If so, he wouldn't have drank himself to death... 4 days from his 49th birthday...
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  12. Kim Jong Il: "produced multiple symphonies" Kim Jong Un: Ripped off "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion"
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  13. A Greco Man creating a HUGE DEBT that bankrupted the country itself? We would NEVER see that sort of thing done again in Greece, right?
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  14. THE WALL!!!
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  15. SIMON: "You should TOTALLY support the guy on Patreon and throw down enough to get his lovely British voice to give you SATNAV/GPS Turn-By-Turn Directions, "Mr. Bananas in Pajamas"
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  16. 11:58 Um.......Franz Ferdinand II wasn't even alive in 1800. IDK why you chose a photo of a guy who didn't exist yet, plus photography wasn't invented yet!
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  17. Oh here's a "great" one: What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common??
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  18. Agreed. That's NOT S.M. but instead Hideo Kojima
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  19. Essentially, da, da....
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  20. It's "Fee-ord"/"Fyord" (Fjord). Same with "Bee-orn"/"Byorn" (Bjorn)...
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  21. REMEMBER: The word "FORT" is short for Fortified kids...
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  22. Ah yes, Brandon Swanson... Being a fellow Minnesota Resident, I heard of this story many times. I'm his age as well [currently age 31]; Creepy, indubitably...
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  23. As a Minnesotan, I see this stuff ALL THE TIME... ALSO: THEY'RE NOT BUFFALO, THEY'RE AMERICAN BISON!!!!
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  24. "A Clear & Present Danger"... Today's PATRIOT ACT
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  25. RE: "Battle of The Somme" The "E" in Somme is actually Silent...
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  26. The reason why Gary Busey acts "eccentricity" is due to a motorcycle accident years ago.
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  27. With King Tut, he also had "Club-Feet" which also made walking difficult.
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  28. I injured my low-spine (L4/L5 & L5/S1), blew out the lebrum (cartilage) in my left hip (didn't know for almost 3yrs, due to the sciatica down my left leg from my spine injury!). It cost me my job, my military career and eventually my home. I also fought off thoughts of suicide. It's F#$&ed up that I was let down like that; if we could use a bit of that $600 Billion Military Spending on VETERANS, it would make a HUGE DIFFERENCE! I'm STILL Fighting for my VA+Social Security for help...
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  29. Have you guys covered a guy who literally defines "shame, betrayal and traitory"... That guy was Vidkun Quisling got my great grandfather killed trying to save his "non-Aryan" neighbors in Bergen by shipping them to Liverpool, Gibraltar, Gothenburg, etc-etc. My family, like many other Norwegians, have PERSONAL HATRED for this CUNT!
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  30.  @joedufour8188  AFTER Josef Stalin just kept throwing all his forces into what was essentially a woodchipper!!! Seriously, he threw caution to the wind and by killing off his Best Generals & Military Staff, during the "Great/Red Terror" (post WWII he had The "Great Purge"; aka "Great Terror II: Electric Boogaloo"), he threw caution to the wind and just said "eh, fuck it!!". -You Don't even know what "stolen valor' means! That's when a Civilian acts like they were enlisted or someone who WAS enlisted claiming to be of a higher rank/distinction/honors. Look I get what you mean, but c'mon. The Nazis were the biggest case of douche-baggery!
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  31. #3 The Vampire actually had his head buried with his body very recently.
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  32. "Ladies & Gentlemen: THIS IS CHEWBACCA"
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  33. 2:49 Why are you showing a photo of a charred Cosmonaut [Vladimir Mikhaylovich Komarov; circa 1964], who died a full 19 Years AFTER Hitler, as a stand-in for him?
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  34. 2:45 IT'S RICK ASTLEY!!! "Never Gonna GIVE YOU UP, Never Gonna LET YOU DOWN, Never Gonna RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!" xD <3 Loving this shit!!!
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  35. Despite being in MN's Army Nat'l Guard for 8 LONG Years AND getting injuries to my low-spine (2 herniated discs; L4/L5 & L5/S1), tore the cartiledge in my left hip holding my femur in place so it WON'T shift/grind into the socket, aaaand pins/needles from my low back down to my toes in my left leg. Corrective hip surgery 1JUN2015. Then two surgeries to implant a Nevro HF-10 "Spine Stimulator" that was embedded into my spinalcord and the computer itself under my flesh, below my right shoulderblade. Oh yeah, I gotta recharge it every 48-72hrs by wearing a wireless charger thingy...
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  36. Mr. Burns [with devil horns] twiddled his fingers together, saying: "EX-cellent"
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  37. "Su-day-tin-land!!" UGH!!!
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  38. Innsmouth is pronounced "inns-muth"
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  39. Basically.....
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  40. I've seen the film. Thank you Roman for informing the people, as dry as you can for your safety... KNOWLEDGE = POWER
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  41. As a Norwegian-American Fan of Monty Python AND the color Blue, I find your jest to be THE BEST!! 👍
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  42. TECHNICALLY the U.S. pulled out in 1973 and THEN the War of Vietnam was lost in 1975.... ........juuuuuust saiyan!!!
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  43. 28:00 I like the slow crawl up to the beast's head, but before THAT, you see it's BLUE JUNK
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  44. "Nothing Changes, Just Rearranges"... Korn (band) - "It's On!"
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  45. And NO, this former Sergeant of the U.S. ARMY/ARNG is NOT a fan of Trump. If he wins, MY new anthem will be: "Oh Canada!". I moved to Minnesota years ago and seemingly EVERYONE in the U.S. thinks were Canadian, might as well BE ONE, "eh?".
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  46. Hell, after the last outbreak of the Black Death, the London Fires happened in 1666
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  47. Very good! Hehehehehe... I could say the same thing Post-BCT+AIT when I was in my best shape ever (and before injuring my spine/left-hip/sciatica; pins+needles down my left leg & foot/toes) to my squishy-self nowadays... I'm 6FT, but on top of my muscly/stocky build I weigh 300LBS!!! I NEED "A Fridge Too Far!!!"* HAHAHAHA!!! - Sorry for the life story, just thought I'd give a bit of perspective as a reader of your VERY apt comment!
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  48. Have Daven Hiskey, or HELL, get SOMEONE to narrate as a special guest! It's not like you DIDN'T DO THE SAME DAMN THING ON TIFO'S 100,000 or ONE-MIL Subs VIDEO! C'MON SIMON!
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  49. "Preparation of one's body before possible death" lines up with the saying: "Live Fast, Die.Young & leave a good Looking Corpse" .....y'know, I can dig THAT! 👍
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  50. "As 'a' American"... You're grammar are perfectful!!
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  51. Here in Minnesota/The States, we have a horrible kind of vodka called "Karkov" aka "Car Crash"! It's AWFUL!!
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  52. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A "FSH!"
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  53. Ok a SILENCED SIX-SHOOTER WON'T WORK! Same goes for the movie "The Town That Dreaded Sundown".
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  54. 16:30 Hmmmm... I know it's merely a case of paredolia, but the smoke/dust (middle-right of the painting looks like a skull 💀
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  55. SIMON: I'm actually surprised that you went with "Dashlane" and NOT "Vincero Watches", due to the Zodiac Killer using the CROSSHAIRS-Symbol that the Zodiac Timepieces!!
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  56. "Go home Ireland; you're drunk!!" 🍺😄😸
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  57. "When the going gets tough; The Tough GET GOING!" 👍
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  58. He's seemingly a super sweet guy when I saw the video. It even made ME want to cry ❤ G'job dude!
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  59. #1: Andrew Bookless seems to be a SUICIDE; due to the rock-stuffed backpack strapped to his person...
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  60. Here in Minnesota, WE have a HUGE HMONG COMMUNITY 💜 A minority that in those three countries (Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia) were ill treated by the locals... Not that racism HERE is ANY BETTER, but no one has to fear the atrocities they witness back in the old countries...
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  61. 18:37 Ironically, Mel Gibson looks like he's wearing a yarmulke!! L'Chaim!!! 🤣😹
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  62. Two Words: TSAR BOMBA 💥🎇🎆
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  63. 5:20 How did Mark Twain get the chance to do Charles II of Spain's autopsy??
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  64. Correction Made, Hakala.
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  65. Keep on grinding Boss-Man"! Duck that Gopnik... 😢😿💜💜💜
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  66. Indeed... I didn't join to be infantry, I'm a Computer Nerd & Musician/Audiophile, though & through! So instead I went into "Commo" (Communications: 25-Series). I'm a 25U. Troubleshoot/Install Radios & Network Admin (Server Room stuff). Everyone deserves a chance at having their own lives, but never negate morality given by your upbringing and keep being you
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  67. "HELLO, BOB!!"
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  68. 12min ago!?? I'm gonna munch on some Tater-Tot Hotdish!!! I'm Minnesotan!!
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  69. "If you aim to please everyone; you'll end up pleasing NO ONE!"
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  70. I keep being reminded how DICKISH the British Empire was to it's Subject by sending it's citizens halfway across the Globe for minor/pedestrian-charges laid against them! lt's APPALLING to think that was a VERY REAL possibility!!!
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  71. Oh boy.... Here comes some "fun" realities of those who served before I did...
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  72. Simon: 1:54 Apparently Gaddafi had his name changed to Cornelius Vanderbilt!!
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  73. His "live"??? Dafuq you talking about????? It's LIFE
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  74. You have my unconditional respect.....
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  75. "Playing a Fiddle as Rome Burns" is EXTREMELY/TOTALLY ANACHRONISTIC! Fiddles (Violins/Cellos etc-etc) DID NOT EXIST that far back in history!
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  76. 10:50 James III: DAT FACE!!! Wait, wait wait wait. "Sterling Bridge"? As in the Same Bridge Harald Hardrada died near? OH WAIT!! That's STAMFORD BRIDGE!!! In 1066; MY BAD, YO!
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  77. Aye, WHITE GUY, STOP SAYING "NIGGER/NIGGA"!!!
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  78. I know I'm 50% Norwegian. quarter Irish and quarter German. I've always wanted to take a DNA Test, but have yet to do so...
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  79. I served 8 LONG years in ARMY/ARNG of MN. I was just 8 days shy of 12yrs old when 9/11 occurred. My father was an aircraft mechanic for Northwest Airlines (why we moved to MN from CT) We BOTH were 100% certain that it was an inside job guys...sorry. My father died whilst during my BCT and AIT (basic combat training and advanced individual training) 1250mi away in Ft. Gordon GA.
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  80. As a Commo guy who was enlisted in ARNG-MN 2-147th AHB (Assault Helicopter Battalion; 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016) I find this video DEEPLY fascinating!
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  81. I don't know WHY it made me chuckle, seeing the quarrel between Adams/Jefferson with Mortal Kombat aback, but goddamn, it SURE DID!!
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  82. 3:35 "Popeye doesn't drink", hmm??" As we see him holding a cerveza/beer...
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  83. Your Channel IS indubidably NICE!! You go Indy!!!
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  84. Ahahahaha! Yeah, being a former victim of homelessness HERE in Minnesota. IT SUCKS!!
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  85. This is a country who's a fan of a Cross-Dressing Man from Ukraine...
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  86. Man, this makes MREs sound "appetizing" in comparison!!
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  87. Mayan is pronounced: "MY-YEN" And YES, I agree, you deserve WAY MORE Subscribers!
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  88. Gotta love those BIG "GEEZER" Simon! Especially when they're NOT at the shuffleboard or Bingo Halls and from the nursing home
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  89. The Spanish Flu...... "Oh, that thing? It can't happen here in 2020; NO WAY, right guys!???" .......guys?.......
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  90. PLEASE, make it an addition to your "Business Expense" by going to the Colonel's Restaurant!
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  91. 29:00 MUTA, I get my goddamn flu shots EVERY YEAR!!!!! Ever since 2007!!! Between August & October... At Drill Weekends, over my Unit, at the Downtown St. Paul Airport here in the Twin Cities (Enlisted from 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016; "I'm OLD N!&&@!!!"), the Medics would get on the PA-System and states that they're administering Flu Shots aaaaaaaand I'm one of THE FIRST to arrive upstairs!
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  92. 23:58 As an 8YR MN-ARNG Veteran, who's MOS (military occupational specialty) was a 25U (twenty-five uniform; "Signal Support Systems Specialist) I can APPRECIATE how this film conducts it's RADIO ETIQUETTE/USE!!! NEVER SAY "REPEAT' ON RADIOS, YOU SAY "i-SAY-AGAIN"!!! .....otherwise you'll end up artillery bombarding your last called position accidentally (unless you're goddamned suicidal)
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  93. Paul Michael Stephani, "Weepy-Voice Killer" is from MY state, Minnesota... Dumb crazy Guido/Guinea bastard... ;-P (I merely joke, if anyone gets butt-hurt over what I said)
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  94. 21:00 MUTA!!! - AS A MINNESOTA RESIDENT (wasn't born here, bur raised): THAT DEWD is the "Crying Killer" from Murder-Apolis/Minneapolis MN!!! Paul Michael Stephani!!! A chilling bastard that killed 3 fucking PEOPLE! Attempted on TWO!! He thankfully died of CANCER! (WHEW!!)
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  95. My normally deepened voice makes noticeable change to giddy "SQUEE OF GLEE" upon seeing THIS new episode pop up
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  96. He narrated, then sped up the audio by about 25%... I've done the same before for a couple videos way back; that was prior to YouTube though. I'd love to get back into it.
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  97. Damn, as a current 30-Something (DOB: 9.19.1989; same year Alexander DIED) Kerensky DESERVED BETTER!!
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  98. Yeah, ummm... Listen British People (narrator, specifically), The Korean War has been ongoing since the war initially began; right after WWII. North and South Korea are just under a ceasefire...
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  99. Yeh.... Basically.... I NEVER enlisted to be a STUPID COP/SECURITY GUARD! I'm Army Signal Corps Trained and College Graduate of an Associate's in NetAdmin 💜
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  100. AWESOME!!! You open the story on my Grandparents' Home being Bergen (Grandpa's actually; grandma's from Flekkefjord), where of which they shipped from, when they made their way to Manhattan NY in '49! 🤘
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  101. CHRIST SIMON, you don't look so good!! (Then WarbyParker Sponsorship) "There he is! MUCH BETTER!!!"
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  102. Apparently you said Karl Marx was alive between "1918 - 1888" Ah, typos...
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  103. 8:35 "An Asshole"
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  104. 32:20 "Broken the bail"? Here in the States, it's a phrase called "JUMPING The Bail!" A "Bail Jumper"
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  105. #2: YUP, I knew My State was gonna pop up here! (I live in St. Paul, MN) (Continues to Listen) WAIT, WHERE!!?? COTTAGE GROVE!!????? THAT'S WHERE I GREW UP, when I moved from CT as a Child!!! I'm NOT KIDDING HERE! THIS IS NEWS TO ME!!!
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  106. Yep... Good 'ol "Marker Feltpen" and his awesome edutainment videos <3
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  107. You know, come think of it, I think my *old Primary Phys. Dr. Walid "Wally" Mikhail TRIED TO OFF ME!! Yes I'm putting his name out there. The same guy who totaled his car hitting a Animal Hospital Sign in front yard, to getting an investigation by the DEA for giving out too many Blister/Sample Packs of Meds (antidepressants, anxiety; mainly mental health type). He (and many others) were given WAY TOO MUCH painkillers (from Day ONE) and KNEW BETTER about it's horrible for you! - When I injured my back/hip/sciatic nerve impingement. What did doctors do for me over the span of 4yrs? FUCK MY LIFE UP ON DRUGS!! Id
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  108. I didn't expect to hear the words "Marvel" and "Suicide Squad" in the same video that has NOTHING TO DO with what you're thinking. ALSO: DID JACK EVER WIN HIS CASE???
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  109. 62:55 I would've been there, if I'd been invited by the "Veterans Stand With Standing Rock" because it was something that, a guy like me who has countless friends of Native (American) Decent, I would've jumped to join in! Even though I was homeless at the time, I would've had all the time in the world to make the assist! "No Fight; Talk! Peace for America's People of Standing Rock!!!!"
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  110. VERY NICE video, as always!! I can TOTALLY understand that making these videos is A'LOT of hard work, so they may not come out as often as we [you+audience] want them; but "Quality-Over-Quantity" always is/will be a factor.
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  111. Yup, my fellow ARNG Veteran is super good at making history digestible! :-P
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  112. It's sad to know the poor dogs were disposed of so callously! 😥😔 I'm GLAD nowadays we have programs to retire enlisted/employed dogs of both War and Policing. 💜
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  113. WAIT-A-FUCKING-MINUTE!!!! THAT'S JOHN OLIVER!!!!! JOHN OLIVER INTERVIEWED SNOWDEN!!! AS A GUIATARIST, I HAVE TO SAY THAT'S SO METAL!!!!!!!
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  114. JAPAN: "I learned it from YOU, DAD! I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU!!!!!!" xD
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  115. We're ALMOST at 50,000 Likes!!! Once we reach THAT, let's get Chelyabinsk "ON THE HORN" (phone) and have Roman call his "Sovietsky" Rep... LIVE!!! It indeed would be EPIC!!! \m/
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  116. Timur seems strange; meaning that his depiction shows a painting of being more African Decent. But his life-sized bust mold shows Asian features.
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  117. Nice Man-Bun you put your hair up into! 🤣😹 You know I used to have hair past MY shoulders, dyed blood-red, because I'm a guitarist (I guess). But at age 17, August 2007, I cut it off...
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  118. "Simon" en Español: "Si-moan"
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  119. Dude... FIDDLES DIDN'T EXIST DURING NERO'S RULE!
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  120. Sweet Buttery Christ. You must be aware of his channel count rise with every 6mo...
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  121. ACTUALLY Lennon had a cerebral/brain disease that turned the rear of Vladimir's brain TURN TO STONE!!! Also Bud Dwyer DID take the bribe, but it genuinely WASN'T Illegal. His death was broadcasted during a Snow-Day where the kids of Penn State were HOME!!!
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  122. I never have/will understand WHY people piss away hundreds of dollars on tech that's ALREADY OBSOLETE by up to TWO YEARS shipped at your footsteps!
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  123. 14:47 As a guy who lives in the State with the LARGEST SOMALI POPULATION (Minnesota) I gotta say: THAT'S NOT AL QAEDA, THAT'S "AL SHABAAB"!!! (facepalm✋🌴)
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  124. "SECRET" you say...
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  125. "Aaaaaaaaaand It's GONE!" 😂
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  126. He's living the dream man.
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  127.  @f.j2880  The fuck's your problem? Is it because you're an insecure Asian that toutes having a "huge" dong (3" to you in Asia seems like 10" in...the rest of the world) when it matches my PINKY FINGER!!! x-D <(^_^)>
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  128. 15:59 That's not Boris Yeltsin. That's Leonid Brezhnev!! *PFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!* xD "ROFL" Indeed!
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  129. I'm ALSO a guitarist!!!!!! I myself have been playing since you were 13 (I was Twelve...) I enlisted for the same reason s you did (COLLEGE AIN'T CHEAP!!!) AND because my grades... were merely "average"....sigh.... Welp, I spent 8yrs of my adult life in the MN-ARNG and went to pursue my civilian career in Telecommunications.... And, as you may've read in my previous comment, I didn't live a "squeeky-clean life" like Joe here. I grew up in a broken home, with alcoholic parents (one of which DIED from it whilst i was in Ft. Gordon after BCT in Ft. jackson AND the other did Meth on top of it..)
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  130. 0:28 Hehe, Simon you Troll! I hope you realized that day where Daven Hiskey (the editor, producer, writer etc-etc) wore a beard, baldman cap & chesthair, I came up with your DBZ Fusion Name: "DIVEN WHISKEY"!!!
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  131. YYYYYYYUP!
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  132. Well, I had an implant (Nevro HF-10 "Spine Stimulator") embedded into my spinal-cord (15MAR2019 - 4APR2019; dates of both parts of surgery) I guess I'm a Cyborg Now... Sucks that I gotta recharge the damn thing every 48-72HRS...and random shocks in my back/buttcheek...
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  133. Simon: The boat named "El Niña" is pronounced as "Neen-ya"....
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  134. Yup-Yup... I was in the ARNG-MN as a 25U (Signal Support Systems Specialist) for 8yrs; a 6x2YR Contract, $20,000 Enlistment Bonus. You know, "Fort Boredom" (Fort Gordon) JOEJUHHH! x-D Unfortunately, while my Company (HHC/"HQ" Company 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion) was deploying to Kuwait, I FACED ABJECT POVERTY, BEING HOMELESS FOR ALMOST FOUR FUCKING YEARS!!! From 1APR2014 to 3JAN2018.....
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  135. 9:20 Roman: THEY CHANGED THE ASPECT-RATIO!! xD If you take a close look & you'll notice it used to be filmed in 4:3 Aspect Ratio, NOW it's 16:9 making Putin HUGE!!!
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  136. Cypher, THANK YOU for demystifying Basic Combat Training!!!
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  137. ACTUALLY! The SECOND DRACULA FILM (1965'S DRACULA: PRINCE OF DARKNESS) HAD ONE LINE LEE DID SPEAK!!!
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  138. **Insert "Big Lebowski" Reference HERE** Thanks Sam Elliott 👍🤘
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  139. Oooooh here's a "great" one:What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common??
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  140. Cast the starring role of Araceli to either Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz
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  141. 10:00 Hey Battle, you mispelt "BECOME" at the latter-end of your caption "to become SF/Special Forces", mmmkday?
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  142. You DON'T wanna fuck Koalas... 90% of them have THE CLAP!!! (Chlamydia!) They really are pathetic little bastards...
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  143. I had a 1997 Dodge Intrepid, 3.3 Liter V6 (Mitsubishi), 119,000-Miles for $2,300 back in August 2005. It KICKED ASS and BEAT OUT my Dad's 1999-Model DODGE "Decrepit", which DIED @ 155,000mi, plastic head gasket BLOWN UP/SEIZED ENGINE! What was Chrysler THINKING!? It was sabotaged by CHRYSLER! For money/forced to buy a NEW ONE!! **They didn't inform us about a RECALL for "Engine-Sludge" for these SHIT-TASTIC 2ND-GEN MODELS! CHRIST-LER! ugh!
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  144. How'd I move to such an interesting state like Minnesota?
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  145. McDonald's got it's start on Hotdogs; HOW do you fuck THAT UP??
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  146. You're welcome Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader fans ;-) (don't think I don't know where you sleep; if I don't get you, your dreams will suffice)
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  147. Well... It's kind of THE POINT!!!! But yeah, thank you for giving Nick the nod he deserves!
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  148. Well in Russia it's not that different really. I see you guys are practically in love with Vladimir Putin; practically on your knees blowing him, vodka with his weird potato-head on it, T-shirts, whatever you can advertise his stupid face on. YES I agree, George W. was there to finish daddy's work (thank you for confirming my thoughts being of a sane perspective. I felt alone on that one, before.) and when the WMD's didn't show up, was my father(RIP) and I surprised? FUCK NO. We knew 9/11 was an inside job, as the towers fell WE KNEW. Shit was demolished, NOT by structural failure. Also jet fuel DOESN'T melt steel. You'll need 1,500°F+ to achieve that. Termite left boiling pools of metal for months.
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  149. Yup...Google answered with a RICK-ROLL Response...SIGH
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  150. 3:03 He...trusted his papers to "Fanny"? IDK.....well then again, she IS married afterall (OH!)
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  151. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 🤣😹
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  152. Great... A suicide joke... "Funeeeee", hahaha, hethethethet.... A guy who suffers from Manic-Depression/Bipolar Disorder finds that REAL fucking amusing 😤
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  153. It's actually pronounced "f'Ozzy" <(^-^)>
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  154. Sorry, but that show milks the HELL outta his death and is WAY dumber than most fans want to admit. Like Ancient Aliens. People know that show is more entertainment than "Fact".
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  155. #40: Why is Khrushchev saying Mao's Line??? It's Mao that would've said "Come join me in The Deep End!" NOT KHRUSHCHEV!
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  156. 4:00 "He [MacArthor] beat off both attackers and then shot them dead..." Well, I guess they died with smiles on their faces... Nice wording Simon...
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  157. "SAPERE AUDE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!! You go, Battle! You Tell 'EM!!!
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  158. Roman: I live in Minnesota (which has the same length of Winter; 6-7mo), I only get $210/mo, Foodstamps (despite getting hurt, in uniform, while pissing away 8yrs in the Minnesota Nat'l Guard; NO BENEFITS!) - I FEEL YOUR PAIN(S)!!!
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  159. Apparently Belarus is ran by GROWN CHILDREN!!!! This is UNREAL!!! As a fellow human being...I gotta say... This is SICK in every worst way possible.... 😖
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  160. Yeah fuck this furball! .....NOT LITERALLY!!!
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  161. MN-Nice I guess ISN'T a myth... HEY'O!!!!! This shit occurred back in 1980-82 (9 to 7 years before I was born... in Waterbury CT; moved here in '91)
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  162. Ironic how Capt. Price called US the "Muppets" when he has his glassy dead-eyed stare with his floppy head!! 💾 😂😹
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  163. 14:47 Uh dude? You DO realize there's no such thing as "Ottawa Illinois" You meant Ottawa Ontario ....in Canada
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  164. When we arrived from the Twin Cities (my fellow veteran Sgt. Fremstad) December 5th 2016, there were approximately 4,000 of us, among the several thousand of Natives from several different Tribes; it was unbelievable! When Fmr. Lieutenant Wesley Clark Jr. (his Dad, W. Clark Sr., was one of the highest brass/officer in Vietnam) gave his speech about the "white father" (allegory for govt) getting off it's ever-growing backside!!! That speech gave me goosebumps; not because it was cold; I'm from a state that averages <90*F Highs with ]ds\\ in the Summer. THEN -20/-30*F Lows with Windchill Factors double the air temps!
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  165. You need memoryfoam on that bed Broseph; it seriously looks like a big block of concrete!!
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  166. Puts me to SLEEP!!! 😴 💤
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  167. If YOU'RE OLD, I must be goddamn ANCIENT at age 30...
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  168. ALSO, "holocaust" is a misnomer. The preferred term is "SHOAH", meaning "Tragedy"..
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  169. \\Yeah, in the infamous "TG1C" Video, they use chocolate puddin' for their..."material". Also FUCK Wounded Warrior Project/WWP!! Why would I talk shit about a program that helps Veterans? WELL, funny you should ask! I was injured during my duties (two herniated discs; L4/L5 & L5/S1.S c Pins+Needles up/down left leg/foot/toes! Blew out the Cartilage in my left hip!!! 8yrs down the shitter!!! I get ZERO BENEFITS of any kind!! I'm still fighting for them. This shit caused me to lose my Civilian Job (Comcast; Minnetonka MN), an unlawful detainer due to being evicted from my Apartment AND I WAS FUCKING HOMELESS FOR A LITTLE OVER 3YRS!!!!!
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  170. (Whiny Comment) <(^_^)>
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  171. RE: "AREA51" My young Indian-Decent Bro, there EXISTS SUCH A GAME, of which was that one you thought WAS "coming out" when it already did-so , back in 1995 (when your ass was 1yo; I was 6yo)
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  172. ALRIGHT!! As an 8 Year Veteran (2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion; 34th Combat Aviation Brigade; 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls", who were formed here in Minnesota Aug 1917!) and a 25U (Signal Support Systems Specialist) who's thing was Radios and Servers!! The 22-Set was GARBAGE!!!
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  173. BECAUSE KIDS ARE RETARDED HERE AND CHOKE ON THE TOYS (rolls eyes)...
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  174. MAN!!! I'm VERY JEALOUS over the fact you got to keep your damn fleece, when I had to turn in my TA-50 Gear after my 8yrs Enlisted in the MN-ARNG (Fleece Included!!!) The Wind would cut through that damn thing; never really liked it compared to my polypro....Which I DO HAVE
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  175. #8 Yes, I was a torrent-age dirtbag who made the initial mistake of thinking "creep" was by my then 1/3 Favorite Bands: Nirvana x-P But I figured it out within an hour, by looking up the lyrics. Being a Nirvana Geek and guitar/vocal cover-player I thought to myself that I NEVER heard of it on any album.
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  176. This 2018 Video has me nearly pissing-myself-laughing in 2020!!! Especially the CNN "Orange Man Racist" Lineup! x-D
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  177. Yup... I spent 8 Years (8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016) in the U.S. Army Nat'l Guard of Minnesota. Unfortunately, I GET NO BENEFITS (except free college, up to a Bachelor's Degree) despite being severely injured March 2011; two herniated discs(L4/L5 & L5/S1), crushed sciatic nerve (pins & needles throughout the lower-left quarter of my body!) AND hobbled around for 3yrs NOT KNOWING I blew out the cartilage in my left hip, causing the femur to grind into the socket... I
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  178. We Love you Daven; thanks for being the other half of what makes the show awesome!
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  179. Toddlers and Tiaras..... More like "CHOMOS & Handcuffs!"
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  180. RE: "Nathan Rich": With All this "PUNK/Post-Punk" Patches and T-Shirts... - He doesn't know what bi-word of PUNK even means!!! "PUNK" = HO/B!TCH!!!" - That's what YOU ARE "Nathan Rich" (which is prolly a pseudonym so we don't beat him SENSELESS!!!)
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  181. "Nathan Rich = Nothin' Rich"....... Yeh, Kewl Story BRUH!!! xD
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  182. NOW, in the U.S. Army (not sure about the lesser DOD Members), but when you get promoted, you get a pin set on your uniform, then......... YOU GET THE PIN SLAMMED ONTO YOUR CHEST!!! [you have no time for tears] you immediately salute and you let the blood under your shirt coagulate!!! HOOAH indeed!!!! -EDIT: I FLEW in Sikorsky UH-60 BLACKHAWK Helicopters!!! For 8 YEARS!!! <3 LOVED IT!!! PRAVDA!!! <3<3<3
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  183. 0:51 I seem to be the Only One who watches these videos WITH CAPTIONS ON, due to the slight variations between what's intended to be IN the video and What Simon ACTUALLY says. This, I THINK, is the Best Place to play an estranged version of "SIMON SAYS" ......I guess(?). For instance, he tells the Dog's downers to "Cover their Eyes" when the Captions say to "Covoer their EARS"
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  184. (Looks at thumbnail) WRONG HAND, SIMON!
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  185. As a Cat Owner (past & present) I really hope this bitch goes to prison or ends up having "an unfortunate accident" of some kind...
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  186. Just to remind you fellow viewers: There were NO SANDWICHES at ANY TIME in1914-Sarajevo!
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  187. Continuation/creation
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  188. Yeah Broseph, I put that shit deeeeep in my mouth and got mayo all over my face!!! xD BRUH!!!!!! Dafuq Russian-BK!?
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  189. 21:47 I "LOVE" how the guy who translated the Arabic to English couldn't spell the Acronym of Bin Laden's name. Can't even get our Enemy's Name Correct... SIGH insert "fog of war" BLAH BLAH BLAH!!
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  190. Here's MY local industrial metal band from MSP/Minneapolis-St. Paul, called: "AMERICAN HEAD CHARGE: PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE"!!!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Weqdh0OsGk
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  191. Yeah that was MY Fault... Sorry everyone! I was a Commo (communications geek) Guy for 8yrs, who worked on Radios and Servers (SIPR/NIPR, VOIP Phones, etc-etc) and basically anything that plugs into a wall/battery-powered; I was expected to know how to fix all that shit. I was summoned into an office where a "butter-bar" (2nd Lieutenant/2LT) had issues utilizing the network printer, which thankfully I'm enough of a geek to fix it on the fly... ANYWAY, this IS indeed fucked up!!!
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  192. Actually, it wasn't the U.S. Army that made the internet/TOR/whatever what it is, that credit is the Navy... Yup, while I was in AIT (Advanced Individual Training) @ Fort "Boredom"/Ft. Gordon GA, The Signal Corps (My MOS was 25U for 8yrs)... HerpDerp
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  193. 14:00 "internal fire"? 🔥 - I thought it was "eternal flame"; fuck me, I've been calling it the wrong thing this WHOLE TIME!!! God I'm a 31yo Retard!
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  194. 3:28 Goddamn it a porpoise! NOT A "FISH", it breathes air.
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  195. Eh, just blame the Jews; that seems to be a popular pastime in Russia/Slavic Pastime...
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  196. #3: REALLY fμcked up that The Russians we're so keen to use dogs as cannon-fodder... However, they got what they deserved for doing so, by it literally backfiring!!!
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  197. 3:34 As a Minnesota Resident who's lived here most of his life, I'm surprised that I haven't heard of THIS ONE! But after seeing/reading/hearing the "Details of the Devil" (rather than the other way around), I'm actually GLAD I was left in the dark about a CHOMO that should've been ubiquitously/apologetically executed!!!!!!!!* - For those who DON'T KNOW what a "CHOMO" even is, go look it upl...
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  198. 6:38 Ummm.... That's NOT a PPSH41, THAT'S a Kalashnikov/AK-47!!
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  199. "Negr"... You mean THAT word DOESN'T have anything to do with ROMAN saying NIGGER in his older videos like a Паца́н Чувак
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  200. Russian Army: "URA!!!!!!!!!" U.S. Army: "HOOAH!!!!!!!!!"
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  201. When I was 11 (back in 2000!) I cut grass for my neighbors here in Cottage Grove, a Saint Paul Minnesota Suburb; 5 Homes, Front+Back Yards, for $20?House!!! 1 House Per Day!!! That's $100 A WEEK!!! In the Winter, I'd Get $20/Driveway Shoveling Snow!!! I'd take my money $ buy things like "The Legend of Zelda: MAJORA'S MASK"!!! I wish I STILL Made that steady pay again <3
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  202. Your lighting reminds me of Mutahar "SomeOrdinaryGamers" got some reason...
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  203. Yeah, as a FELLOW Guardsman who served for 8 LONG Years, 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion, 34TH INFANTRY DIVISION "RED BULLS", a 25U/Signal Corps/S6, in Saint Paul Minnesota, I agree with you Battle......
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  204. Apparently, Cyril's Disciples created Cyrillic... "The More You Know"... ALSO: Thank you for bringing this piece to the masses/AGORA (after seeing fervent Monotheists Fervently killing people, I'm Agoraphobic...)
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  205. You wanna know what's funny? I'm taller than TRUMP!!! I know, hard to believe. He claims to be 6FT-3IN tall, when in REALITY he's 5-11, while I myself am just over 6FT. Yes Roman IS 4IN taller than I, but I'll be 31 in September; enlisted for 8yrs and have several injuries, including my low-spine, left hip and sciatic nerve damage down my left leg, foot & toes...
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  206. Sitting with a pint of Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake. READY!!!
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  207. NFKRZ & Ephraim: Here in the Twin Cities/Minnesota(Minn-Uh-Soda), besides a HUGE crowd of "Scandihoovians" (I'm 3rd-Genereation Half-Norwegian; born in Waterbury Connecticut; 19.SEPT.1989; 2 Months before the fall of the Berlin-Wall BRUH!! xD) WE have HUGE Groups of Czech, Ethiopians, Somalians AND Hmong (the "H" is silent BTW) Here in Minn/TC, we LOVE ALL!!! It's Cold like Russia!!! We Take Care of eachother!!
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  208. I'm only 6FT..... During my 8yrs of Enlistment in 34th Infantry Division Red Bulls (Saint Paul MN) age 21, May 2011, Injured my low-spine, left hip and pins & needles from my low back, left butt, hip, knee, ankle & foot/toes... Ballooned to 311 LBS in February, but NOW I'm 279! Chugging Water AND vodka like a fish thankfully. Vodka & Vodka ISN'T confusing at ALL!!!
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  209. 14:45 So... In 1902, Freud would meet with his colleges...on "HUMP DAY".... SIGH
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  210. We, in ANY Branch of The DoD we have a BAN of thumbdrives/portable storage in and around any computers we have set up, like our Servers (SIP/NIP shit). I was in the U.S. Army/ARNG-MN for 8yrs, injured my damn spine/hip/sciatica+pins+needles entire low/left body) I get ZERO Veterans Affairs benefits (YET!) but I'm working on it. I'm 30 and had 3 Surgeries within 4yrs, including hip correction arthroscopy @ The U of M West Bank and a spine stimulator implanted in two surgeries @ United Hospital March 15 & April 4th Last Year (2019). As long as I'm still able to fix computers and play guitar, I'm good <3
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  211. 3MO = Slipknot..... ok Broseph........ (sigh)... Maybe I'm fucking ancient my dewd (31), but I literally learned how to play guitar in order to play shit for the folks y'all listen to. So if MY MAN NFKRZ, (no homo; lulz) "Lil Vodka" needs riffs for his tracks (rhythm/lead guitar), any FX, anytime via Fruityloops (FT Studio), lemme know man!!! - Much Love from Minnesota (South Saint Paul). A silly 3rd Generation, 50% Norwegian, 25% German, 25% Irish guy like myself. You need a good rhythm guitar or lead riffs or whatever, I can send you riffs of whatever you want, multiple takes, effects, whatever dewd!
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  212. I was born a matter of weeks before the BERLIN WALL FELL!!! (9.19.1989 Waterbury CT ...wall began it's demise November 1989!) I grew up in MN and served it's ARNG for 8yrs... Injured my low-spine/left-hip/sciatica (pins+needles in ALL of the low-left quadrant of my body!!!) You wanna know what I got for it? NOTHING!!! I got fuck-all in regards to benefits, busting my literal ass/spine for this country... It caused me to become homeless (1APR2014 to 3JAN2018) right when my battle-buddies were mobilizing for deployment in TX!!! (They spent 9mo in Kuwait). *The pain alone has caused me to [almost] go through with Offing Myself THREE TIMES (on paper at least). How fucking pathetic/worthless I am to those I love and care about is a feeling I wouldn't have my WORST ENEMY GO THROUGH!! At the end of the day, seeing these poor kids go through unspeakable, nightmarish shit makes me VERY ANGRY! If I knew my sacrifice would mean These Kids (Hong Kong as a whole) go free and are given the rights & opportunities we take for granted here in the West, I'D DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT!!! I'm 30, no kids of my own (neither do my two brothers, who're 1.7yrs & 3yrs older than me) I'm finally getting around to divorcing my best friend who chose meth+getting fired+infidelity over our marriage (I kicked her outta my place less than a year into our marriage). Seeing situations like this (both the brave Citizens of Hong Kong who's going through Hell in order to have peace and independence from Great Britain (previously; ended in 1997) and currently Ch¡na..... Keep fighting the good fight!!! 👍
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  213. 33;33 PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
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  214. Poor Ulrich... 😔 Trying to reciprocate his love for this woman can seem to be a fool's errand in most cases... *It's about "as easy as nailing Jello to a wall..."
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  215. Aye, BATTLE!!!! Yeh don't know the old adage?.... "Squeezing BLOOD out of.... Iraq"(a rock) Subtle, I know....
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  216. BBW Big Beautiful Women yeh canuck fuck...... still like your content Muta
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  217. Being (mostly) of Norwegian decent, I can totally side with Icelandic dewds/my fellow Nords and say that mine's about 6.8"/17.2cm when it's Hulking Out. Close to 7"/17.78cm when it goes Mount Vesuvius...
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  218. I myself was in a helicopter battalion for 8yrs; 2-147 AHB (2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion) based out of Saint Paul, Minnesota. 206 Airport Road, St. Paul MN 55107. If you look that address up, you can see on our roof: "Army National Guard Aviation". - We fly UH-60 Black Hawk Helicopters that fly wonderfully due to the 15Ps and 15Ts that maintain these birds are fucking AWESOME; ALONG WITH THE PILOTS!!! - My job's far nerdier than theirs. MOS: 25U - Signal Support System Specialist I troubleshot Radios SINCGARS (Radios based on VHF/FM Frequency-Hop Radios) that require to be synchronized/sync within 10sec of eachother and the Harris AN/PRC-117F SATCOM-Based Radios; both of which would be mounted in anything from a bird (helicopter), ground vehicles like Humvees/LMTVs/MRAPs, down to manpacks which are carried by the average soldier... That and Server Work on 24-Port Ethernet Routers and Switches; SIP/NIP, while 25Bs work on those systems mainly, along with VOIP phones and all that jazz. 25Qs would work on the SATCOM systems and big-ass dishes on trailers!!! It was a crazy-kewl time to work on all this shit you guys!!! - Just remember to practice SAFE COMSEC/Communications Security!!! "Wrap your 'lil rascal" with a VPN/TOR or something....... just cover your ass one way or another guys/girls!
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  219. NICE T-34 Tanks! I like these rambling, aimless adventures you guys go on. I'd love to join on a long walk with you dewds!!
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  220. You REALLY need to level the music and narration properly, due to the music drowning out your voice work...
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  221. If you like Jay & Silent Bob, watch THIS!
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  222. I love your channel, first off! So with the "edit/direction of the thumb" is a hotly debated topic. No one quite knows how it was exactly done.
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  223. 0:33 Yeah I was in the 6th Grade (8 day from turning 12) when 9/11 happened. My teacher, Mrs. Ross @ Hillside Elementary in Cottage Grove MN (yeah, the SAME TOWN where the Stephen Allwine incident occurred!! That's a story for another day). She turned on the old NEC Brand CRT TV hanging precariously from the ceiling (many of which FELL from school ceilings in many schools that had those ticking lawsuits; there's gotta be YouTube videos of TVs falling) upon hearing news that a plane hit the North Tower, we watched/discussed on & on about that horrible scene when all-of-a-sudden ANOTHER PLANE HIT THE SOUTH TOWER!!! In a panic, she turned off the TV as the classroom erupted into a fervent pitch of screams/cries/shock+awe!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL for all of us kids+adults alike!
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  224. Paul Michael Stephani, "Weepy-Voice Killer" is from MY state, Minnesota... Dumb crazy Guido/Guinea bastard...
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  225. 29:50 "OPSEC" is a common phrase coined by the U.S. Army/DoD; literally meaning "Operation(al) Security"
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  226. Please DO!
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  227. The Vietnamese Had Aircraft; from MIG Jets down to Biplanes!!
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  228. It's pronounced: DEE-MOW-BING!!! ("Demobing"...) - Ok, Ok it's outta my system, I live in MN BTW, so I get mistaken as a frostback all the time... CONTINUE!!! 👏
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  229. Don't worry Roman, I also had MY NOSE BROKEN!!! It was an unfair fight; SIX AGAINST ONE!!! I was 15, walking home from work at Taco Bell Cottage Grove Minnesota, Saint Paul Suburb. Five black guys and one fat white boy... Guess who started the fight?? I threw an open can of MTN DEW into fat boy's bitch-tits!!! While I dispatched HIS fat ass, the other kids surround and knock me down by hitting the back of the knees, four held me down, two kicking me, hitting me in the goddamn NOSE!!!! There's SO MUCH BLOOD!!!
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  230. MUTA: It's ALWAYS been about the "HAVES" & "HAVE-NOTS"!
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  231. 23:56 ROMAN! That's NOT a goddamn MP3 Player! That's A SONY DISCMAN, Паца́н Чувак!!! 💿📀 (Walkman but plays CDs instead of cassettes) I had one back in 2001! I was TWELVE, but yes I had one!
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  232. "Waaaamen"
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  233. That's Mrs. Templeton's Wife's back facing away from the camera!
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  234. 22:30 Simon, your editor really needs to learn some sense of chronological context... He/She had the date set for 20OCT1931, which would've been during Hitler's Rise to Power; which may've given Karl I the opportunity to "Pull A Quisling" by being an Austrian Puppet
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  235. I know it's not much of a "Spoiler", but it STILL SUCKS that he DIED!! It's SO SAD :'-( He WAS/IS a GREAT ACTOR!!!
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  236. NOT to defend the 4 Foot Australians, but ACDC didn't exist in the 60s!!!
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  237. You know, come think of it, I think my *old Primary Phys. Dr. Walid "Wally" Mikhail TRIED TO OFF ME!! Yes I'm putting his name out there. The same guy who totaled his car hitting a Animal Hospital Sign in front yard, to getting an investigation by the DEA for giving out too many Blister/Sample Packs of Meds (antidepressants, anxiety; mainly mental health type). He (and many others) were given WAY TOO MUCH painkillers (from Day ONE) and KNEW BETTER about it's horrible for you! - When I injured my back/hip/sciatic nerve impingement. What did doctors do for me over the span of 4yrs? FUCK MY LIFE UP ON DRUGS!! Id
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  238. STOP using List25's Musical Intro Score!!! Goddamn it, Señor Whistler you need to read this and revert to your previous (and stupendous!) Musical Score!
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  239. 38:35 Hey I was born in 1989, ya goddamn BOOMER-CANUCK-FUCK!!! 😜 What's with you Canadians & your inability to say Massachusetts/"Mass-uh- chew-sits" as "mass-ah- two-sits"/""mass-uh-two-shits"
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  240. "ROCKY4"?: Yeh douche!!! Roman's a moniker I made up myself HANDSOMEFUL!!!! "HOOAH!!!!!!" (U.S. Army word for "FUK YEH!!!!!!!") URA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  241. *Insert Holy Grail Joke HERE* ......"I'M NOT DEAD!!"
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  242. You KNOW...... There WAS a baseball player who was black BEFORE Jackie
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  243. As Simon operates, he bluescreened upon his text-to-speech operation read "Slut-Hole".. "Simon.exe has crashed....would you like to send an error report?"
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  244. Cavour: Goddamn, that's a neck-beard if I've ever seen one!!
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  245. "Raeb-Raeb!!!"
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  246. It's like if Henry VIII NEVER EXISTED!
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  247. DON'T FORGET ABOUT CALTROPS!!!
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  248. I learned about Mr. AlexChiu by Justin Whang!!!
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  249. Good Ol' Richard Pryor, the Silliest Coke-Head to have ever Coke'd!!!
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  250. Now, I KNOW that some might complain over how long this channel takes to put out videos; BUT when they DO get posted, it's quality-stuff!!
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  251. I LOVE Peanut Butter 5g(and Jelly! On lightly toasted wheat-bread!!)
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  252. The Armenian Genocide WAS...well, a GENOCIDE... With the DBZ Allegory/Comparison, yes I can see it, but it CAN be an allegory for OTHER mass murder/genocide. Thank you for standing up for your people and calling out TYT & knocking 'em down a peg/two...
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  253. "William Martin" (two of the most common name & surname in the UK) was made a Capt (Captain) that was an "Acting Major".
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  254. Damn frostbacks 😏
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  255. People think MN is Canadian..... Nnnnnnnope!
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  256. Oh boy, here comes the Kenny Logins Soundtrack.... 🤣😹
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  257. Diazipam is Vallium! yum
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  258. "We built this city......on rock-and-roll"!!!!!!!
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  259. SPC Hall-Patton!!! Review: HBO's Generation KILL!!! ..........pretty-please!??
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  260. THERE WERE NO SANDWICHES IN 1914 SARAJEVO!!!
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  261. I KNOW what a "LIEUTENANT" is, but NOT what a "Leftenant"... Well, if you know anyone that serve(d) in the military that Officers in general are WORTHLESS! LOL 😆
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  262. 3:55 You SOUND "American", yet you SERIOUSLY messed up how to say "Illinois"??? THE "S" is silent!!!
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  263. FDR didn't have POLIOMYELITIS/"POLIO"!!!! Franklin Delano Roosevelt had Guillain–Barré symdrome!!! (GBS) I just want y'all to know!!!
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  264. "I'm a truck-driver!" 😏😸
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  265. The word "jihad" ACTUALLY means STRUGGLE... Even an 8yr Vet of the U.S. Army Nat'l Guard Minnesota 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls" Troglodyte KNOWS THAT!!! 😜
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  266.  @twatx0310  You know what, you seem to've nailed the hammer on the head!!! - May the Gods not Besmirch you, you wonderful person!! \m/ (No seriously, I say that so I can cover my grounds of both all mono+multi-theistic beliefs xD) I STAND CORRECTED @Twat x0
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  267. WELL "Blow Me DOWN"!! 🤣😹
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  268. STOP SAYING "NIGGER"!!!!
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  269. I remember getting MY 1st guitar back in Late 2001 and been playing since age 12; For over 18yrs
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  270. 52:31 Uhh........ you mean, Bri'ish Forces used a "Panzerfaust"!!!?????????" HUH????? Even though I'm half Norwegian, I'm STILLconfused!!!!! 😕
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  271. 3:05 BRIAN NOOOO!!!!!!
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  272. I don't like those who say to me "Thank you for your Service" and I agree that it's difficult to quantify a response. I mostly say in response "oh, no biggie" or whatever. Because it DIDN'T seem like one; it felt like a job...
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  273. Robert Johnson was the 1st Casualty of the Modern "27 Club"
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  274. The Smart Drum made me damn-near PISS MYSELF LAUGING!! BTW, I hate how my State gets mistaken for being fuckin' Canada (MPLS/SP; "Teh Twin Cities") *Oh my Ghandi/Sweet Vishnu!! Muta, I love what you do man, you seem kewl dude.
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  275. Super Glad you didn't have to put up with that bullshit Roman! You go! You're my fucking hero!!! I only enlisted because college ain't free here in the states and I was outta shape and no goddamn direction. I'm a dumbass 31yo 3rd Generation Norwegian-American who thought he was "doing the right thing" by enlisting... Jon made a fucking mistake.... UPDATE: I was 18 when I enlisted; just shy of 19. I was born 19SEPT1989; just two months before the fall of the Berlin Wall... Details are in the REPLY below <(^-^)>
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  276.  @jorgesalaber1730  My SENTIMENTS EXACTLY Yeh, I only did so in order to pay for college; up to a Bachelor's Degree. I have an Associates in Network Administration/"Net-Admin". My MOS was 25U (twenty-five uniform; "signal support systems specialist"/COMMO-GUY). I was enlisted from: 8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016. I got fucking HURT BAD doing grunt work during a natural-disaster emergency moving equipment from the basement up three goddamn flights of stairs... This coming April, it'll be TEN YEARS AGO this occurred Jorge <3 It REALLY fucking sucks. Mi Dios Familia (Sergio y Mark Cortes) enlisted with me and thankfully were honorably discharged due to failing their 2mi run. When your SGT tells you to do something..... THINK BEFORE YOU LEAP! I was in the best shape of my life, so my fucking hubris/pride clouded my judgement... *SIGH*
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  277. Corona 🍺 SUCKS!!! Gives me skunk farts. It tastes like garbage...
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  278. 15:49 NICK?? The Audio just Shat The Bed, can you come back n' fix it? NO? Well, fuck.........
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  279. "Simon" (in Spanish) is pronounced: "Sim-Own"
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  280. 6:53 It's not "kinda like money-laundering" Muda, it IS Money-Laundering!! These cowards are making off with money that was scammed out of hard-working people and if any of YOU GUYS find this shady shit, please report it. These guys (or gals; I call everyone "guys") need to be dug out from the Dank Web.
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  281. 22:33 The Black Budget is ACTUALLY covered by committees that represent mere shell companies/corporations.... Just look at The Panama Papers folks.... I'm former military of eight years as a NETADMIN of sorts where I troubleshoot/maintained simple admin work... IDK... Don't herp too hard, you may in fact derp... also the "art project" looked staged from the start; sensational bullshit...
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  282. You go Surge!!! Fucking love SOAD!!! 💜💜💜 I'm thankful HIS (and in extension, the rest of the band) ancestors SURVIVED!!!
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  283. Also: YES, you can get totally CHOPPED on Pot Brownies & Chicken-Noodle Soup. Although it's not AS FAST as smoking the shit, but the high is WAY MORE INTENSE AND LASTS MUCH LONGER!!
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  284. Hello your Honor (King Richard I) I too have a rescue-kitty (sometimes i think HE rescued ME) named "Bruce"! He's half Maine-Coon/Tabby and 100% WONDERFUL!!!
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  285. 9:56 It's like the [S]Wisconsin Packers nextdoor Vs. The Vikings [ViQueens] here in Minnesota (I was born in Waterbury Connecticut BTW; can't please everyone, despite being 3rd-Gen Half Norwegian BTW)
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  286. "HOOAH!!!" indeed
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  287. "Since when could Mario do THAT??" Um... Mario could ALWAYS Shoot Fireballs, young padwan.... i myself am 30yrs of age. I grew uip with the SNEs, then NES, then SEGA Genesis & so-on.... I went in that progression, due to finding the other consoles at *garage sales here in Late-90s/Early 2000s Minnesota...
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  288. PEOPLE! STOP GIVING CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HIS OWN HOLIDAY AND CREDIT WHEN HIS BITCH-ARSE DIDN'T DESERVE ONE BIT OF IT!!!!!!
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  289. It's not about grammar in a language, it's not about pronunciation, it's truly about understanding the person and making your point across at the end of the day...
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  290. I know people/"PPL" mock Roman for looking like a Yani ripoff, but he's looking pretty fucking metal as a metalhead tho...
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  291. I guess this stupendous/awesomesauce meeting will be what I call: "COLLAB-NIKOV"
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  292. I'm down from 300LBS (February 2020) to 245LBS currently. August 1st 2021 🤘💜 - Looking at Roman NOW! He IS A TWIG! 🤢 I'll drag him to the gym. Stay FAR away from protein or creatine powders and eat high protein food, low carb and make it spicy!!! I'm with you on Pop/Soda!
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  293. FUCK WOODROW WILSON!!!
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  294. Being homeless SUCKS! Being homeless IN MINNESOTA REALLY SUCKED!!!
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  295. 11:53 Uhh... Being 3rd-Gen "Scandihoovian-American", I hate to say that Finland isn't "technically" Scandinavian... Breaks my heart into a million pieces honestly. Even though they believe in the same mythology as WE do in the Trifecta of Norway, Sweden & Denmark [Norse Mythology] but sadly they were under the Russian Empire so we can't really/"legally" acknowledge them sadly :'(
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  296. 6:05 "The Millice"? More like The Menace"
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  297. Just so you know, how to make letters BOLD is done by using the asterisk symbol (*) between that word or sentence
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  298. 5:09 Christopher Guest just reminds us that "Duck-Face" had been a thing LONG BEFORE the interwebs! 🤘😄🤘
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  299. NO LOVE for Sacsayhuamán??? In Cusco Peru? Hmmmm?
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  300. Aye Dios Mio!!! Drive AWAY TRUMP/PUTIN!!!!!!
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  301. Fuck YEAH!!!!!
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  302. "Global Warming" is a bit of a misnomer. "Climate Change" is more accurate...
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  303. As a silly Nørge bastard like myself, I had my nose crooked as well (it blows chunks!!!!!!!!!!!) 😄
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  304. Here in Minnesota, it's SUPER RARE to have a Snow Day ⛄📅 We had the Halloween Snow Storm of 1991...--Let's hope history WON'T repeat itself! (Knocking on wood) 🎃 We moved to MN from CT in 1991, I'm currently 31... Do the math I guess...
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  305. OHSNAP!! This guy's from MY neck of the woods!!! I wasn't born here in The Twin Cities, but I sure as Hell grew up here in the 2nd Coldest State in America, next to Alaska.
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  306. Ah yes, "Presidency" The quotes couldn't be written ANY LARGER, huh?
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  307. It's a JACK not a Joker/Jester........ There's only TWO Stand-Alone Joker Cards 🃏
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  308. I say again, tok I'm former ARMY/ARNG, toured Kuwait (1yr Deployment). You might think/feel that what I'm gonna say is "Liberal Propaganda"/Whatever. 9/11 = INSIDE JOB
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  309. Sam Elliot STILL hasn't gotten that rassin frassin rabbit!! (LULZ indubitably)
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  310. Simon, could you please do BASS REAVES? He's intriguing and broke racial boundaries, one arrest at a time.
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  311. I LOVE watching your honest/genuine reaction to little "factoids" like THIS 😄 Your Nick "Cage" Coppola Video was so, SO worth resurrecting!
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  312. 16:16 GODDAMN IT MUTAHAR, stop saying you're "OLD"!!!!!!!! [Jon Haugland "Sgt_Hoa-gee" like the sammich]!!! - I was born in Connecticut 9.19.1989, 2 MONTHS before the Fall of The Berlin Wall"!!! - (goddamn NOW I Fell Fudgin' OLD!!! xD)
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  313. Good old Henry Ford: Fervent Antisemite, Spearheading The Eugenics Movement AND HITLER'S INSPIRATION!
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  314. Sadly, Japan's "Age of Consent": 13!!! Here in MN: 16 if partner is no older than 18. Many states are like this...
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  315. xD
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  316. IT'S "MASS-AH-CHEW-SITS"!
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  317. WHY is it whenever I hear "Comanche", I think of William Shatner in RED-FACE??? UGH!!!
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  318. THE WALL!!!
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  319. I can't necessarily dance to music, I PLAY MUSIC!!! ....guitar specifically 🎸 Since I was 12... I'll be 31 in September... FUCK I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS "Паца́н-Чувак's" channel!!
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  320. "Rent-A-Hacker" Muta, you came full-circle 🔵🌕
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  321. Well, if you're gonna use the "Cigarette-Timed"* 🚬BULLSHIT, you better make sure it's not a Fire-Safe Cigarette" that PUT THEMSELVES OUT... I roll mine, with tobacco (1LB/$20), tubes w/filter (250/$1.99) and they DON'T have FSS Bullshit. They just started that around 2009-2010 (also I HATE YOU FUCKERS that say "two thousand-10 instead of simply Twenty-10! 😡 You're adding an EXTRA SYLLABLE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!) It's like I say I was born 19SEPT NINETEEN HINDERED-89; it's RETAAADED
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  322. Where's Miss Crabtree when you need her to drive the bus?
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  323. "Proctor"... Like.. A Proctologist? OH SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST!!!
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  324. Same goes for Benedict Arnold or Judas Iscariot.... Being a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, I love using the name "Quisling" to dis someone... Especially if they don't get it.
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  325. Agreed
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  326. "Stym-u-liss" Check??? Roman, it's pronounced "Stim-you-liss" Check (Stimulus)
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  327. 1:26 Simon, did you flub your line and had to Dub over yourself, post-productively?
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  328. i !Killed my 1st-Gen Beauty Car, the '97 Model with Amethyst-Purple Body(from New Richmond, Wisconsin. YEAH, it was a PURPLE CAR!). I put water in the radiator that pissed out antifreeze via the over-flow spout by it's cap/top. Putting WATER in a car, THEN shitting it off will SEVERELY DAMAGE IT'S INTAKE'S! Water expands 10% by volume when frozen! $30 to junk it..... . :'-(
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  329. Good thing MY people (Norwegians/Vikings) DIDN'T fuck shot up like Christopher Columbus. My guy Lief Erickson (Lief Erickson Day is Oct 9th) was the FIRST European to step foot into the New World ("Vinland")n
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  330. Being a fan of Nirvana since childhood, hearing his death made me realize mortality early. HOWEVER, Courtney Love IS crazy enough and desperate enough to kill him for his E$TATE. HELL, read his "Suicide Note" states that he was planning to DIVORCE Love. Also take notice to the last paragraph where the writing style abruptly changes!
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  331. So being half Norwegian AND near Minneapolis (I love Saint Paul btw) I have a 35% potential!?
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  332. ErMuGerd! I WANT THAT SCHECTER GUITAR!....I lost mine to losing my half of the house I rented, got evicted. I was homeless from April 1st 2014 - May 7th 2016. I really dig these kids they're pretty awesome. I wish I could've ran into them whilst out there. I'd ask to borrow a spare Guitar/Mic and give it our all! Metal is a unanimous human right and it comes from the SAME place: Heart/Soul Keep it up guys! You too, Bike Gang/Misfits whatever they wanna call you. You do You!
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  333. So....If I make the journey to my downtown MPLS Target, I could stumble upon a Privately-Owned/Operated Crime Lab? Kewl
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  334. FUCK ALEX...frog...water...turns em "GAY"(?)
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  335. knock Knock KNOCK Be out in a bit, I'm conquering my “mirror touch synesthesia”
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  336. 9:35 That's Crazy Train. NOT "Speak of the Devil". Unless I'm stroking-out/aneurysm/seizure or something.
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  337. Tanooki's known to have HUUUGE BOLLOCKS/Hairy-Nutz!!!
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  338. I live in the Twin Cities; BIG Somali Community, my great friends helped me when I was HOMELESS. I'm waiting for The VA and Social Security to help me out, due to herniated/degenerated discs low back, crushed sciatic nerve whole left leg, junk/left asscheek, foot/toes. HE KNOWS I didn't join for what my country CLAIMS to be "terrorists" and were Patsy's and yes, I'm one of "those guys" who is 98% Convinced that WE DID IT. Does "Operation: Northwoods" Ring a Bell? I enlisted for US, not U.S. "Politics". I pissed away 8yrs of my stupid life just to get fucked up/over... I love my friends; they're people too, with BIG HEARTS ❤ 👌
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  339. 5:53 You meant 19-88, not 68. I know.
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  340. Especially for Veterans... :(
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  341. 3:48 WHAT The FUCK WAS THAT NOISE???
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  342. In the Army, you NEVER say "I REPEAT" on a Radio. You instead say "I say again", Otherwise artillery will be sent to the last stated coordinates...meaning: YOURS! They deserve a shell in the face/ass for making a rookie mistake. I was a 25U for 8yrs, I know all about Commo Shit.
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  343. I'm now a 27y/o with two herniated discs in my spine, a blown-out left hip(surgery @ U of M in MPLS, MN two years ago) and a pinched nerve through my left asscheek/junk down to my toes, under my foot. And of coarse PTSD, Depression/Anxiety. And I'm now HOMELESS. IDK what to do now...
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  344. PFFT! Excuse me mate, but he's NOT MY PRESIDENT. Never will.
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  345. 5:53 You meant 19-88, not 68. I know.
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  346. yessir, likewise pissed about this. I spent 8yrs, enlisted, spinal herniated. I'm Half-Norwegian (long story short, my current surname is incorrect . I ashamed how she remarried after my great grandfather was KIA I'd never met him). NOW his son, Kjell (Chell) Senior . Earned citizenship during the horrible Korean War
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  347. I'm not from Minnesota, but having worked at ConAgra Foods I knew about Act II's legacy.
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  348. Today I Found Out Dolphins can/DO literally "sleep with one eye open", using one hemisphere of it's brain to be aware.
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  349. Miranda RIGHTS. NOT "Warning"
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  350. Mari Lwyd looks terrifying !!! :'(
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  351. Well... It's kind of THE POINT!!!! But yeah, thank you for giving Nick the nod he deserves!
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  352. Dude, I fervently agree with that remark. The work Nick Hodges puts in really shines upon it's final upload to YT! If/when we can depart from YT to a better funded and open Video-Production Site, I think his work can REALLY SHINE BRIGHT!
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  353. I (think) your internet handle is about food waste in 1st-World Nations, but I digress... - Bang-Bang 💥, two IMMENSE outbreaks of war, mass hysteria!!
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  354. Gp watch an old Mr. Clean Commercial....SUPER-CREEPY!
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  355. Also Egyptians used MASHED RAT/MICE BRAINS...
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  356. Yeah, that lady you know/call "Mum"
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  357. Nguyen is pronounced "Wen". Being amongst Vietnamese, Korean and Hmong (pronounced "mong") in the Twin Cities.
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  358. 3:21 There's ointment for that, you know? Cheating 'ol bag...
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  359. Yeah I've been "Pulling-Out" for years (lost my "V-Card" aged just 12yrs; I'm currently 30yrs) AND I STILL DON'T have any children! .....Hehe, "Douching Kits" Lysol-Douching NOT as funny...
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  360. Here in West Saint Paul (Minnesota) we have a STREET Named after him (Cesar Chavez Street; West-Side St. Paul; just a mere 3mi from me & my old unit at Holman Airfield)
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  361. Where's the Thumbnail for this video?
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  362. Learning On Line = "LOL"
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  363. RMESFH...... Indeed: "Rolling My Eyes So Fucking Hard"
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  364. Growing up as the youngest boy out of three, REGARDLESS, it's HARD finding shoes in my size!!! I got snow-shoes for FEET!!! And when I enlisted, they had me sign a medical waver because I have FLAT ASS FEET!!!!
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  365. ALSO STOP SAYING "NIGGER/NIGGA" my young Russkie Brother
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  366. 8:19 Rather than during the drum-up to the American Revolutionary War (The Boston Massacre) instead better known as: "The Boston Molassacre"!!!
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  367. Galley Rower? I'd prefer the GALLOWS, please!
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  368. "Very Long, Very Hard" - Roman/NFKRZ Yeh, you cannot take your phone with you in the U.S. Army Either!! No Drinking/Smoking...etc-etc.......
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  369. My REAL 1st exposure of Bill Cosby was his stand-up from the early 80s on VHS tape 📼 "Bill Cosby: Himself"... Goddamn it Bill.
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  370. 7:28 DUDES/Gentlemen, what we have here in the United States, ESPECIALLY in Minnesota, we have a HORRIBLE ABOMINATION of Vodka called "KARKOV VODKA"; AKA "Car-Crash" Vodka!!! That shit is GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!
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  371. RE: "Cocaine-Cutting" Dude, you DO realize that the FBI tainted alcohol by mixing tree-alcohol (METHANOL; Ethanol is the "safe" alcohol), essentially "Denaturing" the booze and KILLED OVER 20,000 AMERICANS!
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  372. A Woman after my Own Heart! TAKE ME, OLGA!!! <3
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  373. Yeah, Lemmy died in Twenty Fifteen.
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  374. Unfortunately, I myself was a victim of the Opiod Crises due to injuries to my low-spine (2 Herniated discs; L4/L5 & L5/S1), ripped open the Labrum (cartilage that holds femur bone into the hip socket) in my left hip. And the WORST of it all, I have pins/needles up/downm ALL in 1/4 of my BODY! I got hurt March 2011, didn't get surgery until 1JUN2015(left hip)!!!! AGHH!!! Next two were THIS YEAR (15MAR2019 & 4APR2019) where I had implants installed into my spine (Nevro HF-10)
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  375. It's very kewl that Whistler is giving the Fictitious Man the Contemporary AND Comprehensive view Benedict could ONLY DREAM OF... Good show my Sor 😏👏
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  376. It didn't happen 50-60yrs ago. It happened April 23 1986 (Chernobyl) I was -2
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  377. These are ALL just an unmotivated mess!!!
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  378. You "John Lennon" looking bastard 😉 DEM SHADES 😎
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  379. Speaking of My Dad, he was an Aircraft Mechanic for Northwest Airlines (BEFORE they were bought out the same year he Died in 2009) which is why we moved to Minnesota from Connecticut (Waterbury/New Haven County) in the Early 90s. He'd Go ON & ON ABOUT LAZAR'S CASE and the physics of the craft described by him, stating that he was correct with the descriptions given!!
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  380. I was homeless for 4yrs, I can understand being short on finances... "Aren't you getting benefits from the 'Veterans Affairs'? Sgt_Hoagie?" Answer: PFFFFFFFTTTT!!!! HA!!! I had to BEG my state to get the three surgeries I needed! You really think the VA's ever gonna answer my years of pleas for help??
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  381. Despite being in MN's Army Nat'l Guard for 8 LONG Years AND getting injuries to my low-spine (2 herniated discs; L4/L5 & L5/S1), tore the cartiledge in my left hip holding my femur in place so it WON'T shift/grind into the socket, aaaand pins/needles from my low back down to my toes in my left leg. Corrective hip surgery 1JUN2015.Then two surgeries (15MAR2019 & 4APR2019) to implant a Nevro HF-10 "Spine Stimulator" that was embedded into my spinalcord and the computer itself under my flesh, below my right shoulderblade. Oh yeah, I gotta recharge it every 48-72hrs by wearing a wireless charger thingy...
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  382. Also the differing nationalities of the Austrian Empire wore DIFFERENT uniforms
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  383. 3:15 *Three Black Men put the highly sophisticated collar-bomb on you there Wells?? - Here's a good one: What did the Bomb whisper in Brian's ear? "Wells FAR GO (BOOM!)"
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  384. "...just like you"
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  385. I THINK he was being facetious; or he's such a youngster to the point he DOESN'T KNOW what the motorised trashcan with a plunger & other assorted junk came from!!
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  386. "Don't Let THE sun go down on me" hmm? NOT to replace "the" with "YOUR", correct??
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  387. Ahhh, the "Scheiße-Schmitt"...... what a majestic creature 🤣😹
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  388. Not sure what the fuck that has to do with THIS, but whatever man. At least he isn't seen as a sexist/racist despot that is an embarrassment to this country, who isn't hated by pretty much every country out there.
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  389. PUTIN: A GAEEE
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  390. Meanwhile in Minnesota: *Knock knock knock: "It's the KGB!!!!"*
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  391. Jøn: "DAFUQ!??"
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  392. So...who wants to go to church on Sunday??? LOL! Or an overnight lock-in? Anyone ever been to one of those?
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  393. Tren Black's Logo is very.... "PornHub'esk"....
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  394. Muta, CHECK IT!! When you were a Virginal 7-8TH GRADER "I WAS SIGNING MY LIFE AWAY TO THE MILITARY! (ARNG of MN; Unit info in "Reply" Thingy). When I got out of the MN-ARNG, after EIGHT LONG YEARS, you were "Feelin' 22-WOO-OOOH!!!"...
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  395. MOS: 25U (U = "Uniform" in DoD Military Phonetics) which is a "Signal Support Systems Specialist" (say that 5x Fast....) Basically I was a "Commo Guy", the guy you talk to when your radio/server/net-printer (anything that plugs in the goddamn wall, everyone comes crying to us in S6; btw HQ Company doesn't have platoons, but instead "Sections") Section-6; HHC/HQ Company; 2nd Battalion, 147th Assault Helicopter (2-147 AHB); 34th Combat Aviation Brigade (34th CAB); 34th Infantry Division (34ID) "Red Bulls" were created on August 25th 1917 to join in WWI; They also deployed to Germany in WWII, Vietnam, Gulf War and Currently the OIF/OEF and all that jazz.... Here's MY Unit's little website: https://minnesotanationalguard.ng.mil/2-147/
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  396. FISK-BALLZ!!!
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  397. Your scrawny arm-flexes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  398. Jonny Boyo used to have long hair
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  399. I'm 31 Now, but hey, age is just a NUMBER!!!!!!!!!
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  400. 1:05 It's ACTUALLY meant to be spelt as: "Twittercide" with a "C", not an "S". "Suicide by Twitter" is the intent of the above-word.
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  401. 1:29 As Mutahar Talks about "Gophers" as the guy from the "Gopher-State" (Minnesota) watches on with glee & intrigue ;-) .........In the state I moved to whilst I was REEL Little, I learned the phrase: "It's the 'Gopher-State' Jon-Boy, GOPHER IT!!" [facepalms so hard he nearly gave himslef a concussion!]
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  402. Being former U.S. Army/Nat'l Guard of 8yrs, I've NEVER heard of a "Left-Tenant". I've heard 1st/2nd Lieutenant, but not the phrase Leftenant.
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  403. As a fellow ARNG VET (MINN-ARNG; 8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016) of 8yrs, who's MOS was 25U (Military Occupational Specialty; "Twenty-Five-Uniform" Signal Support System Specialist) "COMMO" GUY, I appreciate you bringing this subject to the masses!!! (I was 25 when this video released; about 2yrs younger than Joseph Hall-Patton! HAHA!)
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  404. HAAA!!!! "Why the fuck you lyin'," indubitably!!!!
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  405. Here in Minnesota, the mosquito is the "Unofficial State Bird"! Sorry Loon (Type of Bird, similar to a mallard; called "Divers" in the UK/Ireland) but you've been bumped off!
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  406. SIGH ....Yeah, we would sneak booze into the barracks @ Ft. Gordon (Augusta) Georgia, back in April-August 2009. Found out I despise Everclear despite having a STRONG Tolerance 🍸 🍹 🍷 🍺🍺💪 AND: HI SIMON WHISTLER'S WIFIE [in the background] DOING/SORTINGLAUNDRY(I think?)!!!
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  407. I reiterate: "MENACE? GREED"??... a Jedi craves not these things.......
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  408. SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWFUL!!!!!!! 😢😿
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  409. GODDAMN IT DAVID CRAIG, YOU'RE FAR TOO GOOD FOR THIS FILM!!!
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  410. Oh wait, he was in the last film..... I STILL STAND BY MY STANCE!!!
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  411. Corps is pronounced "CORE!!!"
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  412. "Hethethethet" indubidably, my fellow....
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  413. Trotsky: ICE AXE TO THE SKULL, fights to the bitter end!!!!
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  414. Oh SNAP!!! And GODDAMN IT MUTAHAR, stop saying you're "OLD"!!!!!!!!
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  415. The main reason there's a high number in the West/South-Western Part of the United States: PRAIRIE DOGS!!!
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  416. Shit's been burning, since the world's been turning. Indubidably!!
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  417. It always seems Indy talks like Marlin Brando; as if he's got cheeks stuffed with cotton .......maybe "Lennon/Linen"...rather...
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  418. Also, as a Minnesota resident, not only have I went ice skating, ice fishing, fell through ice (stupidly went on a frozen-ish stream, versus a large Lake monitored by local meteorologists) I even held drumfires on Lake Mille Lacs! Because fire/heat rises and cold falls. Hell, we have iceshacks and Pickup Trucks on frozen lakes. Again, he ice is measured by meteorologists/"weather spotters".
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  419. Have a Reddit Page for your Forum!!!
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  420. Maybe these Hallucinogens gave these color-blind folks the feeling of "Hue--bris" 😏
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  421. (Continuing to stare at the long whiskers on his right cheek)
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  422. THEN SIMON DISSOLVES PARLIAMENT!!!
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  423. Yeah sadly he resided in MY state... Minnesota, where I grew up... FML
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  424. I guess the lonely time in the winter, he just HAD to give color to the snow, the damn psycho...
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  425. RiceGum DOESN'T deserve ANY chance. He's blown every opportunity to NOT act like a fucking CHODE!!!
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  426. Thank you, Mura!! My fucking hero!!! I hate' HATE Apple knob-gobblers!
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  427. MAN!!!! Did Cosby go to Penn-State or teh STATE-PENN???!!! You're "OLD"? Muta, "BRAH", I'm fuggn' 30!!! I'm a Metal-Head Guitarist, SO GO FUCK YER "OLD" Self, Yeh CANUCK-TWAT!!!
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  428. .....Ok, SERIOUSLY you ENUNCIATE YOUR WORDS TOO GODDAMN MUCH!!!
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  429. What's with the Christmas Music between chapters/sections?
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  430.  Tyler Stone  Yeh, I don't mean to be a Grammar N@ZI either, but I was about to do the same...
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  431. DUDE! As a 30yr Old "Boomer" who looked up Zelda info online in 90s, I GENUINELY LOOKED UP THIS SITE!!!
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  432. IDC if this is like, my FIFTH Watch of this video, it's still captivating as all Hell!
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  433. You guys wanna watch a pretty horrifying film (and sequels) called "The Men Behind The Sun"..... It's truly shocking with their gory special effects. Ii'm certain you can find it online/youtube/dailymotion/whatever...
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  434. Roman yer on the SAME PAGE as me!! 🤘
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  435. You REALLY should've addressed the aftermath and backlash that ensued. Like how the bombing of the FBI/Federal Building in Oklahoma City (Oklahoma City Bombing) was a direct result of the "Siege of Waco's" handling.
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  436. Regarding Internet's Timetravel-Boner: Muta: "Fuck, I can actually get down with CCP being Anti-Timetravel! Sure, they say it's "disrespectful to those in such respective timeline" or whatever-dafuq!! Also: Dallas pretty much made what SoapOperas like "Days of Our Lives/East-Enders" what they are today....
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  437. Even though Those two shows predate Dallas by about a decade/so...
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  438. Ha! Bob (Dylan) is from where I grew up (I born in Waterbury Connecticut though): Minnesota. Yes I'm a guitarist too. I can play many different styles. From Acoustic/Folk To Nu Metal. I love playing the SHIT outta them all
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  439. I'm just a mere 6ft...
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  440. Yeah me too! Here's My response-comment to Him over the sound issue halfway-in: YOUR AUDIO SHAT-THE-BED RIGHT ABOUT 20:34 Muta-Harem ;-P
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  441. 20:30 OH SNAP!!! This was recorded+released on my 2nd-Eldest Brother Eric's 29th BIRTHDAY!!! ("Earth-Day"/Eric's Day!!!)... I'm Currently 30, Eric's 31 & Kjell's (pronounced "CH'ell") 33... Yea, we're "ANCIENT" compared to Mutahar! STOP SAYING YER "OLD" you sad little bastard; because you're not, you fuckin' fetus!!! BTW we have TWO Head/Record Shops called "The Electric Fetus"!!! (MPLS+Duluth MN)
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  442. To be fair, smoking weed in conjunction with chemotherapy and/or radiation treatment, in order to help with mood and especially INCREASES APPETITE
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  443. Yeah, this game is as anachronistic as it fucking gets!! Russia had little/NOTHING to do with ANY OF THIS!!!!!!!
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  444. 24:03 THOSE AIRCRAFT ARE ANACHRONISTIC YOU SILLY BRITT!!! (I know you're aware Nick, it's ok!!) Even an Army Signal Corps/"CORE" Solider (who flew in AND repelled from UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopters; 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion, 34th Combat Aviation Brigade; 34TH INFANTRY DIVISION "RED BULLS"!!! Look it up!!! Link in "REPLY", below) KNOWS BETTER! ;-P
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  445. Insert Spinal Tap Reference... 💕 💓
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  446. I'm just a silly 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, who moved to the biggest State/Region of Scandihoovians.... Minnesota; there's only TWO Seasons here, *WINTER & ROAD CONSTRUCTION!! Also, HORNED HELMETS NEVER EXISTED IN VIKING HISTORY!!! Stupid MN Viqueens!!!
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  447. Temps go from hot and humid; 95°F Summers; humidity up to 100%; Winters down to -30°F!!!* Not including the Windchill Factor... I gotta move one of these days
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  448. HEY! Video starts on my 2nd Birthday!!!
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  449. 5:44 RE: "Helpful Hints For A Messier Massacre" From 22DEC1989. Muta's Response: "Like OMG, yer old!" Damn "Broseph", this thing's 3 months younger than I AM! What does that make ME? "ANCIENT"!!!
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  450. "Kaz-za"? - Muta, you MUST mean "KCH'a-ZAAAH" (Kuh-Zah) - As an Indian "Subcontinent" Nationality Dewd, you MUST know better......as a (PARTIALLY) Christian-Raised person, I can't exactly know the full intricacies of the MULTI-theistic Sub-Cont' that IS INDIA, but as a fellow dewd who was raised in the Midwestern partz of "TEH NORD-MURIKUH", I don't blame you Broseph...
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  451. Being arrested for the VERY 1st Time, back in Oct. 2015 @ age 25 (put in a "drunk tank", whether/not inebriated. It's just easier to throw y'all in ONE SPOT)... I ended up in jail due to a girl I dated and recently broke up with; recently,*the being Oct. 2015 at that time*
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  452. Does Simon Whistler have anything to prove to his medical/legal-based familial regard?? I say "NAY"! 👍👌
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  453. Just look at the labor of love he fervently gives to the world, via the interweb 🤘
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  454. Ah yes... Do I love ME a good meal... Had to miss last year because I DON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE because I sold it when I was homeless for about 4yrs, due to fucking up my low-spine/left hip/sciatica that shoots through my left ass-cheek/JUNK/inner groin/thigh/calf/foot/toes... Being in constant pain since 2011 (from the SHITTY sit-up exercise we do AND lifting+moving 400LB+ crates up three flights of stairs due to our flight-line retaredly being right on the Mississippi River!) my mental health has continued to go down the shtter!! Where yes, I've attempted to end my pathetic life at least 3X (on paper, at least) after *YEARS OF PAIN, being put on harmful painkillers for 4yrs, getting me hopelessly hooked during the "Opioid Epidemic", losing my civilian job that paid well, lost my home/family/car/EVERYTHING!!!!! I GET NO BENEFITS YET EITHER, because I decided to be MN-ARNG instead of Active Arny because I wanted to get school outta the way first!!!! Most days per week I ask God to PUT ME OUTTA MY PATHETIC MISERY!!! I never wanted to ilve like this, I genuinely have little left to live for anymore...
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  455. The latter-half of this video MAKES ME LITERALLY FUCKING CRY!!!!!
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  456. Yep.....even the goddamn CHAPLAIN looks confused.....
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  457. 9:00 "And the Reign will kill us all...(if we) throw ourselves against the wall"...
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  458. Ironic that this came 'round the 9-Minute Mark, being that Slipknot has 9 Members (not sure WHY there needs to be that many!) but I myself have 4 Nines in MY OWN Birthday AND that my favorite # = 3&9!!! Being that I'm the 3rd Generation From Bergen Norway, the 3rd Son of a Father that was the 3rd Child himself!..... RIP Dad....
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  459. You say "Bill Gates is THE RICHEST IN TH WORLD"??? Not to burst your Bubble, but EVEN IN Twenty-Seventeen, your claim is WAY OFF/PLAIN WRONG!!! The Richest In The World (even after his divorce from his wife of 25+yrs) is _JEFF BEZOS!!!" The Owner of Amazon/Whole Foods/Countless Others!
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  460. 4:16 WAIT! WTF WAS THAT? ELVIS IN A SEWER??
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  461. Besides my State (Minnesota) having the Best Pizza in the Midwest ("Red's Savoy Pizza; RIP Earl “Red” Schoenheider...) we also make pizzas EVERY AMERICAN had at least ONCE. Bellatoria/Bernatello's, Brew Pub Lozza Mozza Pizza (Maple Lake, MN)
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  462. Or Charles "Charlie" Manson
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  463. Damn Bears entering MY STATE!
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  464. 46:31 "You Smeg!" x-D (fervent applause; trying not to piss myself laughing!) **For those two don't know, "Smeg/Smegma" basically is a penile bacterial infection that stinks like a motherfucker!! Nasty? (Yes). Happens to even those who ARE circumcised? (Definitely).
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  465. I'm HANGRY!!! >:-O
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  466. Yay! Live Garden Gnomes!!! I was raised by a bunch of crazy Norwegian-Americans that collects hand carved Wooden Trolls, so I can see the similarities across Europe as a whole...
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  467. Ironically, the name of your Sponsor BrightCellars® is the OPPOSITE of how one cares for their Wine! 🍷+🌞= 🚫
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  468. Haha!! Looks like Saladin had his Turban 👳 crafted by COOLIO! 😄😸
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  469. We need to send Roman a Win7 Keygen/Win7.exe to get rid of that "Your copy isn't genuine" pop-up goes away! xD - Roman, you can go download a legit version of Win10 onto your computer from Microsoft. Yeh, it might have the "Activate Windows" tag on the bottom-right of the homescreen, but whatever. Good old Microshaft...
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  470. 12:36 Are you super-sure that Japan targeted the EAST COAST- as opposed to the WEST? If it was an honest mistake by being dyslexic with your cardinal directions,I understand. But if you genuinely thought the path of least resistance for JAPAN was America's EAST Coast you're just a silly bastard LOL!
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  471. Nah, you explained the fundamentals fine Simon 👍
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  472. Now, Simon: YOU Being only a couple years MY senior, I'll let you know I enlisted voluntarily BUT I think REQUIRED CONSCRIPTION IS BULLSHIT!!!!
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  473. B-Day: 19.SEPT.1989 (military format) American Format: 9.19.1989
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  474. HA! My soon-to-be 83 y/o Norwegian-American Grandpa (I'm 3rd-Gen Norge, IN MINNESOTA of all places!) lives in Scottsdale/Surprise Town Specifically. God Bless that man for always being the impassible voice of reason <3 Long live Grandpa Kjell <3 ("CH'ell"; like CH'uck/CH'arles or whatever, you uncultured SWINE!) ;-)
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  475. YAY MINNESOTA!! Just like my Dad said (RIP): "In due time, we'll have Minnesota Oranges!!!"🍊🍊🍊 🤣😹 I moved to MN when I was a kid (from Waterbury CT) and reside in Southside St. Paul! Screw MPLS!!! Buncha jerks THERE!!
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  476. That's funny, Flossie was born 101 Years before my brother! 😄
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  477. I don't mean to nitpick your stuff, but it takes away from the narrative by utilizing misleading material for your historian channel here. Otherwise, I love your show. I just subscribed today.
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  478. Tanx!! :-\
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  479. I'm Mostly Norge.Norwegian BTW. Great Grandfather Oystein Pedersen was KILLED by N@ZIs
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  480. INSERTS DE NERO FACE HERE....
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  481. Madre de Dios....... DAMN that's fortelling
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  482. BTW my name's Jon Haugland.... YES, that's very Norwegian because I'm half-Norwegian....
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  483. Indubitably she was a BITCH
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  484. Dendy's creepily smiling, as if he wants your children to touch his "Trunk".....
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  485. Ja, Mein Deutsche brother \m/
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  486. I also find "holocaust" VERY offensive. On my Norwegian side, my cousins are half Norwegian and half German-Jews... The word means "burnt offering"... NOT REALLY KOSHER...
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  487. Tren Black's Logo is very.... "PornHub'esk"....
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  488. "When Stalin tells you to dance...a wise man dances..." (paraphrasing; yeah-yeah-yeah...) "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING [SW] YOU!!!!" .........hehehehehe xD
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  489. INSERT SILLY "PSA" HERE!!
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  490. WHY IS ANYONE surprised that Henrietta's daughter was born with mental disorders? She DID get screwed & married to her cousin.
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  491. I live in the Twin Cities, South Saint Paul, Minnesota. I'm less than 2mi from The Mississippi River, Whistler!!! I indeed DO see steamer-paddle boats plenty...
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  492. This... THING, makes BOTH my skin Crawl AND my HEAD HURT!!! As a Norwegian-American, I can say WE BEAT YOU BY HALF A MILLENNIA, YOU TWAT-WAFFLE!!!
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  493. The original came out in 1995 in arcades and movie theaters across North America!!! (Being from Minnesota, aged 6 in 1996 ""
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  494. OK, as if I have to reiterate myself...AGAIN: Iraq was a WASTE of OURS (and YOUR) Time... Ok? I was self-conscripted for 8 flipping years, A'ght? - So my phrase on the matter, of my fellow ladies (plural) and gentlemen (etc-etc) was what I call: Squeezing BLOOD out of a ROCK ....get that 1? No...? YOU = 2SLOW!
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  495. H8Rz gunna... well, yeh shurr ya betcha don'cha noh!
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  496. 8:58 I'mma bout to Puke on my shorts dewd! (Commence projectile vomiting!!!)
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  497. 7:23 Why does the guy with the Glasses 👓 (seen on left) look like he had ½ of his face in a Bag of Cheetos, giving him an Orange Beard!?!?
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  498. I hate how Bri'ish English ends words with the letter "a" with an "ur/er" sound... It makes certain words like "Mega" spoken as "Megur/Meger" sound like a racial slur...
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  499. Don't eat fast food until your "full" but just enough to be satisfied ALSO as Roman put it, space out THAT garbage!
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  500. The Russian Duma... A nesting-doll from Hell!
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  501. I've been told that English is the 2ND HARDEST LANGUAGE (#1 Mandarin/Cantonese;))what the West calls "Chinese"). Si yo hablo y entiendo Espanol...poquito.. (Yes I speak & understand Spanish...A Little...) I can understand it more than I can speak Spanish <3 Te Amo mi latino Dios Brothers & Sisters <3
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  502. As a Norwegian-American with Jewish ties (Uncle married a short/nice German-Jewish lady), a fellow MN-ARNG Vet of OIF/OEF, MY HOME HERE in Saint Paul STRAIGHT-UP LIKE THE KRISTALLNACHT!!! We already HAVE a Nazi in the Oval Office (Starts with a "T", ends in "RUMP") which makes this SO MUCH WORSE!!!
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  503. When I was in the military (ARNG-MN; 2nd Battalion 147th Assault Helicopter Unit based out of The Downtown St. Paul* MN) for 8yrs. My MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) was a 25U ("twenty-five uniform"; remember kids, use your Military Phonetic Alphabet; Alpha, Bravo, Charley, Delta, Echo. Foxtrot, Golf, etc-etc). I troubleshot frequency-hop radios, Servers, etc-etc. "A Jack of All Trades, Don't Know JESTER!) Cause Mistah didn't know the difference between Jacks & Jesters _m(lulz, indubitably)
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  504. ZILCH
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  505. ARMS!!!!!!! ......You "mayate"!!! ('ma-ya-teh' means "nigga" in Español) - ........and you saying "NIGGA" is utterly depressing ROMAN!!! I'm glad you stopped saying such childish bullshit nowadays, boy'o! I'm a dumb-dumb 6FT-0.5IN Tall (Roman's 6' 4" BTW y'all; he's a tall-boy'o) 245LB stocky 31y/o Army Boy'o from Minnesota that was tricked into self-conscripting into the military to pay for his college education..... Shit happens dewd... We welcome all, from every reach of the globe with OPEN (unsynth'd) ARMS!!! <(^-^)>
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  506. America SUUUUURE "loves" their veterans..... As a veteran of the MN-ARNG for 8YRS, I was homeless for 4YRS!!!!!! FUCK TRUMP, I voted for Obama TWICE, but despite getting injured in the line of duty, I ended up HOMELESS for almost half a DECADE!!!
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  507. The first game looks like a bastardized lovechild of Sokoban & Whack-A-Mole!!
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  508. I was 22-23 in 2012.... STOP SAYING YOU'RE "OLD" MUTA! I got over half a Decade on YOU!!!
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  509. 21:26 - During my time as a Vagrant, you know who made up a HUGE Majority in "Higher Ground" Saint Paul, Union Gospel Mission/Cochran House/Anoka County Shelters??? AMER-INDIANS!!!! -As a Minnesotan (Born in Waterbury CT; but went to the same highschool as Seann William Scott, who's a nice/sweet dude IRL, BTW!; Park Senior High in Cottage Grove MN!) who enlisted in the Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard/MN-ARNG (8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016; MOS was "25U", Signal Support Systems Specialist, working on SINCGARS/Harris "Falcon" Multiband Network Manpack AND Servers; Routers/Switches)...... ANYWAY, when I was HOMELESS, while my guys were deployed in Kuwait for a 1 Year Deployment, I spent 4 Years Homeless, Jailed, Cut Open for 3 Surgeries AND DOESN'T GET ANY VA-BENEFITS!!!!!!! >:-( - I get a meager $203/MO in General Assistance & $194 in FOOD STAMPS!!!!
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  510. FUCK FRED DURST AND FUCK AXEL ROSE!!!!! Their bands by themselves are great but suck the instant they open their mouths!!!
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  511. 5:05 HAROLD is from CANADIA!? DAFUQ!???
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  512. As a Norwegian-American, I'm VERY offended by his BETRAYAL!!!!!
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  513. I'd rather eat bugs before I STICK MYSELF !!! 💉
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  514. Thank you for not saying "HAPPY Christmas" my esteemed British History-Buff :-D Never sounded right to me, ever since hearing it as a10yr old, playing Team Fortress Classic in 1999.... Yes my parents were irresponsible; what of it!?
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  515. As an 8 YEAR Veteran of the Minnesota Nat'l Guard (MN-ARNG) THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!! Those Guardsmen are SCUMMY!!! The W5 (Warrant Officer) that referred to the govt as the "White Father" is MY HERO!!!! A man after your heart...
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  516. In the U.S. Army wecall it being: "VolunTOLD"!! 🤣😹 It's true!
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  517. 27:32 A discussion over the word "NIGGER" is "something I can't discuss over YouTube"... Pffffffffft!!!!!!!! 🤣😹 REAL FUCKING RICH coming from the guy who flung that word around ALL THE TIME in his old videos!!!!!!
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  518. Oh Kurt, I love how you permitted the idea of The Twin Cities as a the home for plastic wombs, fetuses and medical oddities LOL! We TOTALLY dig that :-D
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  519. In Short: Freedom of Speech - A Right Social Media/Streaming/Video-Game Platform - A PRIVILEGE
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  520. Stolichnaya is KING 👑....I MEAN "TSAR"!!!
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  521. no seriously, it's AWESOME!!!!
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  522. I wish this episode came out yesterday INSTEAD. We ('Muricanz) REALLY could've used this as a MUCH, MUCH NEEDED break from all THAT...
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  523. "Buoy"??? WHY you say Bowie WRONG, BATTLE?? It's "Bow-ee" like a bow & arrow....
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  524. I'm a Minnesotan (Who's ½ Nørge, ¼ Irish, ¼ German, who was born in Waterbury Connecticut. If YOU ROMAN wanna be an expat, MOVE TO MINNESOTA!!!!
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  525. Medical costs are CHEAPER!!!!!
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  526. Yeah I hear you. I self-conscripted (if there's such a description/definition) back on 8SEPT2008 until 8SEPT2016. I fucked up my lower spine (two herniated discs; L4/L5 & L5/S1), blew out my left hip (ruptured labrum/rotator-cuff kinda/cartilage holding the cam of my femur) AND I have sciatica/pinched nerve shooting from my lower spine, through that blown hip, pins+needles all the way down to my foot+toes!!! FML!!! - This injury occurred April 2011 at age 21. FUCKING 10YRS AGO!!! I get ZERO benefits for my pain, mental health issues as a consequence of the torture!!! It really REALLY SUCKS KIDS!!! - When your superior tells you to lift/move something that's too heavy just for two soldiers... IT SAYS "4-MAN LIFT!!!" on the crate! up Three flights of stairs. I felt a slip+pop on the 2nd staircase and had the bastard land on my lap as I fell on the landing of the staircase!!!
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  527. I'm 6FT-0.5IN Tall, at the time I was a stocky (still stocky but ballooned to 315lbs; now 250lbs) 210lbs red-pilled alpha male Motha-Fokawolf here. I had corrective hip surgery 1JUN2015 at the University of Minnesota. Then I had a two-part surgery where I had what's called a "spine stimulator" embedded into my spinal-cord and the computer+battery shoved under the dermal layer of my fucking flesh on my right side. 15MAR-4APR2019 - Get to wirelessly recharge the bastard every 2-3 Days. - Guess Jon's a fucking cyborg now... lulz xD
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  528. "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"... or well, ONE Dog in this case 🐕
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  529. It's such a "pet peeve"(annoyance) of mine seeing the European iteration of "Color" having the useless "U" added that symbolizes a certain smugness to "Mericans" like myself.
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  530. 0:19 (AYE! One of my lucky numbers; that being Nineteen/19; others being 9 & 3... It's mainly due to my DOB being 9.19.1989/19.SEPT.1989...) YOU'RE SALUTING WITH THE WRONG HAND, ROMAN!!! #LULZ+SMH_NFKRZ <(^-^)>
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  531. Yeah, the other shit (besides the ACTUAL historic derivatives placed herein) with the fucking shit-eating children the ham-fisted "Racism = BAAAD"!
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  532. HAHA! 😄😸 We start the video on a team from MY STATE! My people DIDN'T WEAR PURPLE, you guys... Just thought I'd be the one to break the bad news...
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  533. It ain't just Penguins man.... I mean, look at INCELS! HA!!! Also, Ducks are JUST/MORE disgusting!!! They'll chase BOTH females AND males down to rape them!!! ALSO-ALSO necrophilia!!!!
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  534. SIMON: Custos' Comment should've been the one to be Highlighted Over MINE!!
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  535. 29:20 Muda goes from "Hindu-Speaking Christian" to "Fervent Islamist" ("al-al-alalalalalalal...") ;-P hehehehe...
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  536. And STOP SAYING "BUFFALO"! They're Bison!!!
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  537. 3:15 *Three Black Men put the highly sophisticated collar-bomb on you there Wells?& Here's a good one: What did the Bomb whisper in Brian's ear? "Wells FAR GO BOOM!"
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  538. As a silly Norwegian-American, I can agree with you Nick. You have the same name as my "South-Afrikan American" Buddy (from nearby Johannesburg SA) Nick Strysom (Streh-dom), he's a good dude. Guitarist like me, but goddamn he's got tactician in his technique!!!
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  539. We moved from Connecticut to Minnesota for my Dad to work for Northwest Airlines here in the Twin Cities. A 6'3" tall Norwegian guy...
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  540. Wallace: "Teleporting Pedophile"... Yeah makes sense to Mel Gibson
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  541. You died?....... I got better
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  542. My response-comment to Him over the issue: YOUR AUDIO SHAT-THE-BED RIGHT ABOUT 20:34 Muta-Harem ;-P
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  543. QUOTE FROM: Jon "Sgt_Hoagie" Haugland ["HOH-GLAND"; it's Norge/Norwegian] - http://facebook.com/jon.haugland - I'm a MODERATE... I approve of BOTH "PRO-CHOICE & PRO-2nd AMENDMENT"... F8T ME BITCHES!!!
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  544. Also, I was specifically attached to: 2-147 AHB/Assault Helicopter Battalion 🚁 in Saint Paul MN. 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls". Established Sept-1917...
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  545. 14:46 Hey hold on Sergei!! (SIR)... Benjamin was complimenting the fact that how strong & industrious the Women were by doing Manual Labor by shoveling the snow and making the place look nice! Relax Brother. He's NOT being disingenuous nor disrespectful in any way. His ex Wife's from Belarus/Minsk-Area and he has appreciation for Slavic People... [OK, "rant"/explanation of Western Enthusiasm in speaking-style over]
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  546. Funny how you didn't bring up DarkSidePhil's J-O Session on Twitch... Or when LordKat's J-O Sesh, turning him into "LordFap" ...on Twitch...
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  547. Not necessarily "polygamy" and more like "Polyamorous"... NO, it DOESN'T make it right in my eyes either; I've BEEN cheated on 95% of the time when my relationship comes to a halt...
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  548. 9:50 The Moon 🌜 looks like it's talking down to the Earth 🌎
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  549. Dude, I can turn that EBS/POTUS Message OFF in the settings!!
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  550. Dude, I really fucking hope MUTAHAR KNOWS that B.O.B. is a Fervernt Flat-Earth'er!!!!
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  551. 20:32 MUTA: It's BOTH the Sugar/Glucose & The Crust!!
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  552. Rocco's Modern Life referred to this Elk Society!
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  553. Oh, sweet-baby-jeebuz!!.... sigh
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  554. Basically The Twin Cities (Minnesota; Saint Paul/Minneapolis!!) xD
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  555. Yeah sure, but it's been shown how impractical it REALLY IS.
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  556. I puke with envy, Nicholas 💜🤘
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  557. SIMON: "They were NO Pushovers!" [literally tears up and applauds] THANKS Simon for speaking in such HIGH regard! My Great Grandfather (WOULD) and Grandparents DO appreciate you!!! Great Grandfather, Øystein Pedersen ("Austin Peterson"; died by Nazi German Uboat Aug-1941 during a storm, no less...) no incest believed HERE in either side of my Fam'!! xD Half Norge, 1/4 Irish & 1/4 German) ANYWHO!!! - My Norwegian-Side was super happy to see your accuracy and overall positive sights line up and you took your shot (sorry, U.S. Army Speak for looking down iron-sights, like our Finnish Brethren Simo Häyhä!!!)
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  558. He joined the 27-Club, THE ROCKSTAR!!! \m/
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  559. Paul Michael Stephani, "Weepy-Voice Killer" is from MY state, Minnesota... Dumb crazy Guido/Guinea bastard...
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  560. But JON, that's "Racist" isn't it? Not really, being that Italians and even Spaniards are Caucasian...
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  561. "UN in the 90s WERE so fuckin' useless"... Past-Tense...and no jumping on Oprah's Couch!
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  562. We recently had to be dealt a mandatory mask use here in the States (MY STATE Minnesota did so! I use a bandanna, ONLY if I have nothing else and I wrap it into several layers!)
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  563. Slipknot/Chimara/Soulfly/Metal In General is STILL awesome to me, despite being 31 and NOT 13!! - In the morning, OMW to work, it pumps me up; OMW home to chill I'll put on Lo-Fi hiphop tracks or whatever <3 - I'm a guitarist (since 2001 when I was 12) who has a sick multi-fx pedal, so I MIGHT be a bit biased.
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  564. I can't wait to get back and have some....... Borscht!
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  565. You're supposed to Solute with your RIGHT HAND, not your left ya silly dude :-P
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  566. 11:19 27SEPT2019 you say?? Ah yes, eight days after my 30th BIRTHDAY! 👍
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  567. 18:06 Holy Deep/Dark/DANK-Web DROPPED SUM HEAVY-ASS BASE!!!
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  568. Yeah I was a bit FAR too old when this shit came out (in 2005 I was Fifteen, going on 16; same year I got my 1st Car & License, a 1997 Dodge Intrepid AND NO not the 1998-2004 peace of SHIT) so I'm sorry that these kids went through this!!
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  569. Oi, BITCH!!! I live in South Saint Paul; DAKOTA COUNTY!!!
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  570. Thought you were good say Hippopotamus, rather than Water Buffalo 🐃
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  571. It's pronounced David "Care-ah-Dean" Carradine. Son of John Carradine. Not that I'm defending his Racial-Appropriating ASS!
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  572. Being a resident of The Twin Cities (South St. Paul), there can only be ONE Black Prince...
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  573. BALBASH is better than Karkov Vodka in MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!! In Amerika, we call Karkov "Car-Crash" for a DAMN good reason!!!!
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  574. Your voice sounds... Higher than usual
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  575. Oh and YOU being Bri'ish & all, you should've KNOWN that Australia was there helping us!!!
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  576. AND the Bri'ish training us on using War Dogs!!!
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  577. Thanks for your service, Battle! :-D ^-^
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  578. Well, at least Roman isn't saying "NIGGA"!!
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  579. "Don't let yourself play the FOOL!! There's NO WAY OUT!!!!!!!" (YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HA!!)
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  580. "GET BACK IN LINE AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!"
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  581. STAND YOUR GROUND!!!!!!!
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  582. Yeah, I'm a real REAL dude, I'm your man!!!!!
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  583. Oh SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST!!!
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  584. 0:43 "NUKEMAP!!" ........brought to you by Lowes having a sale on Microwaves!!!? (HAHAHAHA!!) I know Microwaves the non-ionizing type of radiation, but it just seems TOO PERFECT!!!
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  585. Usually you smoke after something good like amazing sex... ......or getting over the fact that you killed someone... Yeah I guess I can see why. Also: DAFUQ!!!??? I didn't know Roman was a dirty smoker like ME!!! Then again I'm a 31yo Minnesotan who lives half a world away and doesn't know what he does off-camera...
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  586. Yeah, Florida IS little of value... Full of nekked and/or crazy people! Last time I was there was 1993(?)
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  587. Although Short Circuit is a decent series, but it has an unfortunate fact. Steve Guttenberg (a Jewish White Guy) playing "Benjamin Jarhvi" in BROWN-FACE!!!
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  588. ALSO: "RAEB-RAEB!!!
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  589. Speak the Pravda Roman
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  590. Here in Minnesota................ O.o
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  591. 0:59 THAT PISTOL IS ANACHRONISTIC AT BEST & DAMNING AT WORST!!!!!!
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  592. They don't look like any random Africans, but specifically SOMALI.... UNLIKE BLACKHAWK DOWN!!!* ....you should review THAT piece of shit!!! I'll give you my 2Cents!!!
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  593. WHAT DOES PINK FLOYD AND PRINCESS DIANA HAVE IN COMMON? THE WALL!!!
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  594. Sorry! My Dad had a great sense of humor. Nothing truly ill was meant of it.
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  595. She's awesome <3
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  596. Thanks Simon for teaching us ALL a valuable lesson about the Illusive Necrophilic Mallards! 👍 Love your Brainfood Podcast. Perhaps I should drive an hour North to listen in BRAINerd!
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  597. We DO have a VERY mean bird that's kinda related to mallards (in general, not saying they AREN'T Necrophilic) it's called "The Loon". It's our state bird, next to the crowd favorite "Mosquito"...must be Spanish/Something 😄
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  598. When I eat Lutafisk: (CONSTANT VOMITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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  599. Ah Limewire..... And Sharaza...sigh... Arrrrrrrg!!
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  600. BUT MUTA! My fellow Minnesotan Linkara shamed ME into turning off my Adblocker!!!
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  601. 12:24 Uhh, Simon? The Beslin School Tragedy occurred in 2-THOUSAND-4 & NOT 2014; get your mind outta Crimea!! 🤣😹 .....oh SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST, that's NOT funny Jon! (I exclaim to myself..)
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  602. I remember playing/covering this via phone recording me playing guitar in friend's garage when I personally was homeless in Nov. 2015....
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  603. Stiffler from "American Pie" went to MY HIGHSCHOOL!!! DA, Seann William Scott went to Park Senior Highschool in Cottage Grove, Minnesota... His 1st gig was in 1996 ...in a Sunny Delight/SunnyD Commercial...
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  604. Yeah, it's "Seann" with TWO "N's"
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  605. Ah, Hubert Humphrey my fellow Minnesotan. We have the Second Terminal of our Airport (MSP) ....named...after him. Ok, the word "Terminal" shouldn't be a phrase of Airports, OK??
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  606. INSIGHTFUL
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  607. From Minnesota, Doncha NOH
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  608. THIS IS AN AWESOME VIDEO!!! "IRL", from 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016, I was a Commo/Communications guy (MOS was "25U:; Signal Support Systems Specialist; server & radio troubleshooting) for a UH-60 Blackhawk Air Assault Battalion in St. Paul MN (fun repelling from those bastards up in Camp Ripley!!) and had I not got hurt in April 2011 I'd still be in......
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  609. - Credentials: HHC/HQ 2-147 Assault Helicopter Battalion 34th Combat Aviation Brigade 34th Infantry Division 206 Airport Rd. St. Paul, MN 55107
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  610. It's a bit ironic that I myself was born not far from Sikorsky's Stafford Facility, just over in Waterbury (New Haven County)...
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  611. 31:35 Atmosphere - Balance
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  612. The "Vodnik" reared its ugly head... "BRUUUUUH!" 🤣😹🤘 BROSEPH
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  613. Smile Empty Soul - DRUG
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  614. "Psyllocybin" is pronounced "Sil-oh-s'eye-bin"* (magic mushrooms; it's how MY people, Vikings, would weaponize and tuen one into a Behemoths (buh-hee-moth; Old Norse for "Bear-Shirt)
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  615. Yes yes, everyone get your BEST DeNiro Faces on!! This silly Judeo-Guido/Guinea looks very, VERY little like the REAL dude. BUTT!!! He was BETTER than Kevin Costner, aka "Kevin Blah-stner" as I see him.. And neither is "racist" but instead prejudice/ignorant due to BOTH Caucasian... Grow up!!!
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  616. Wait!! ✋ Eisenhower wasn't president yet, which is THE Commander In Chief.. Just saying
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  617. Also, I know this sounds dumb but I gotta ask. I know you're Russian, but are you/family possibly Bulgarian? Again I know it sounds dumb but you look a'lot like my brother's friend "Lubo" (Lubomir).
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  618. Hey my brothers were born in Bridgeport CT (I was born in Waterbury; we're in MN right meow).
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  619. GODDAMN IT! I was born in Waterbury...New Haven...CT. I quickly moved to MN thankfully.
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  620. Koalas are DISGUSTING little bastards. 7/10 of them are chlamydia-positive; aka The "Clap".
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  621. The Phillips CDI wasn't [initially] intend as a Gaming Console.... I remember Winter 2016 I found, in a dumpster outside a residence in downtown St. Paul Sewer Shark on the 3DO brand new in the plastic, along with a SegaCD (no Genesis/Mega Drive) and other garbage...
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  622. "Are you a Veteran?" Umm.. I"m afraid to answer, because some dick will call my service a series of "illegal invasions" and say shit about American Veter-HAAAAA! FUCK NO I'M NOT AFRAID! I serived 8yrs (8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016; 6X2yr Contract) ARNG-MN 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion outta St. Paul, MN. Sadly, no, I DIDN'T get a chance to deploy with my guys/gals to Kuwait in early 2014 because I was on deadman's profile (restrictions where I "can't do shit" physically) and on April Fool's Day I was EVICTED & HOMELESS/"COUCHSURFING" AT FRIEND'S AND SHELTERS FOR ALMOST 4YRS! 1APR2014 - 3JAN2018....
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  623. Hahaha!!! I went to the same HIGHSCHOOL AS Sean William Scott (Park Highschool Cottage Grove, MN). He graduated in the mid 90s and I graduated in June 2008
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  624. "Dodgy Earlobes" huh?? Is that a Nazi/Jew joke.....
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  625. Yep. Ben Franklin was a TOTAL POONHOUND 😜 🐈
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  626. I find it funny that the WEC-HQ Logo/Banner [thingy] has a pair of those stupid MEATSHIELDS (Marine Grunts) from HL1 to the Left & Right of the Logo. -ALSO: Human Leather has been used for THOUSANDS of years; like those old books from the Medieval & Renaissance, they have the leather on the cover. Made of human flesh....
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  627. Actually, Richard Kuklinski was convicted of SIX, not "5"...
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  628. What IS WITH Brits and Canadians mispronouncing a straight-forward name: "Massachusetts" These guys (Simon of THIS channel and Robert from "Criminally Listed" and quite a few others) either say "Mass-it-tew-sitz" or MY FAVORITE being "Mass-it-two-shits" (HAHAHA!!!! 😄 Oh boy).
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  629. My response to the issue: YOUR AUDIO SHAT-THE-BED RIGHT ABOUT 20:34 Muta-Harem ;-P
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  630. You Sir Are WRONG! The Iron Maiden (great band BTW) wasn't used in ANY TIME PERIOD in History. A quote from Wikipedia: The use of iron maidens is a myth from the 18th century that was heightened by the belief that people of the Middle Ages were uncivilized; evidence of their popularity is difficult to prove.
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  631. Funny how the Half-Life series STOLE the artillery strikes from "A Bridge Too Far"...... Fuck your "Machismo" BULLSHIT
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  632. Any relation to Lars Ulrich?? He's a HUGE douche, not unlike this Peterhead....
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  633. It's "Le ROW", not "Le ROO"...
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  634. For those who didn't bother to do a bit of research, "पागल" = "MAD" It's Hindi... Aaaaand this lady sounds kinda MANLY... Not sure why you say this woman's sounding "girly".... Also I love Whang's Channel. As a New English resident relocated to The Midwest who found that Justin's accent had REALLY threw me off!!
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  635. 29:20 MUTA! C'mon Man, why is it that EVERY "CANUCK-F#CK" ALWAYS messes up pronouncing Massachusetts. How every Canadian Pronouncing it as "mass-uh-two-sitz''/shiftz" instead of "Mass-eh-CHEW-sits"; Not that the "Mass-holes" in that state are any good worth fighting over...
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  636. This douchebag says "CRAYZEEE" [almost] as much as Roman USED TO say the word "N!&&@/N!&&3R" in his old-old videos. Thank you Roman my FAVORITE Ruskie man of the people, working hard on his content e'ery day!!! <3 You genuinely seem like a smart dude that has 3" in height ON ME! But I'm sadly 264LBS (I went from 250 to 193 in just 8wks, then went to lift after mandatory 1hr workouts in AIT at Fort Gordon/Augusta GA, jumped to 210, got injured, ballooned to 315 in Feb, NOW I'm 264LBS) Still retaining my muscle-mass, but had that fat on TOP of it all...
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  637. I was only in from 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016, so my time's up; I "did my time " (sang that Korn song upon my ETS Date!!)
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  638. It's "Chick-uh-tea-low"!!
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  639. He Teamed up with Rosika Schwimmer..... A Romanian Jew... Ummm...hmmmm... 'k(?)
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  640. 12:24 Gary Hoy's Case: He bounced off his office window (many times before and that day it changed), being a total douche/jackass, to show off to a buncha interns how sturdy the window was!!
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  641. Yeah I know it's "Garry" but whatever!!
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  642. 11:05 "Mass-Uh-Two-Sits".....(???)
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  643. Massachusetts = "Mass-Eh-HEW-Sits"
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  644. You wear your hair AND your apt the way I need!!! I had my hair past my shoulders and dyed it blood-red AND enlisted because "University (college) isn't free... Our system is broken!!! I shit you NOT
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  645. I'm still a guitarist, thank the Gods. I'm Norwegian-American, no surprise. I'm nearly a decade to your senior, but I'm on YOUR WAVELENGTH, Ronan; I mean Roman...
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  646. Ah yes, this was discussed via "The Brainfood Podcast"
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  647. 8:11 WAIT ✋ was it 65KM/65MI?
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  648. The U.S. Army uses Drill Sergeants" when you MEANT Marines have *Drill "Instructor"*.... Just like how Marines are nothing more than Seamen and meatshields to the real mainstay of operations the U.S. Army Provides! Marines are truly AND merely "The 1st to GO [and the LAST to KNOW!!]..... Buncha Dick-Waving Lollygaggers
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  649. I thought the Mechanism was founded in 1900 rather than 1902
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  650. John "Simons"? Don't you mean Sim-mons"?
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  651. T'anks, Emperor Kitty-man!!!! <(^_^)> *HUGZ!*
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  652. It's a great that Microwaves/Ovens AREN'T the ionizing-type.
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  653. ROMAN: Here's some BIG WORDS to use for your English Repertoire/Quips: "Need For Speed: Need For Speed" is fucking REDUNDANT (NEEDLES REPETITION)!!! Or Superfluous (POINTLESS)
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  654. The reference to "the cow says [Moo!]" is actually from an old toy called a "See 'n Say"!
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  655. .......You mean the "Kaiserbart", right??
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  656. 8:50 So, it seems that The TRUMP Family (Admiral Trump) have been Stirring up bullshit for HUNDREDS OF YEARS now... "Who Knew?"
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  657. I enlisted for 8yrs (6X2 Year Contract in the U.S. Army/ARNG-MN) where I started at the bottom Rank (E1-PVT) all the way up to E5-SGT for a whole 7mo before my ETS, transitioning to IRR (inactive ready reserve) for my latter 24 Months...
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  658. I love how British People say the name "Paul"; sounding a'lot like "pool"...
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  659. Whilst doing the dishes, I KNEW I was watching TIFO, but instead I hear The Intro to "LIST25"!!??
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  660. Roman: I love how you call crepes ("cray'ps"): "CRAPS" 🤣😹
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  661. SO THIS IS WHERE MUTAHAREM GOT "AYYLMAO" FROM!!! Gotta love Origin Stories! xD
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  662. Etcetera = "ETC-ECT" O'tay BROSEPH (liulz indeed!!!) Tell JIMMY to count on me for ANYTHING!!!
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  663. 7:26 No. Poland's independence was reestablished in 1990, THEN joined NATO in 1999, as it's shown on-screen HERE! *You accidentally said 1990 instead of 1999...
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  664. ME NAME IZ MOO-DUH-HAR
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  665. "CUNT"??? I KNOW you meant to say "CAN'T", but you DO have a dirty mouth boy!!! 🤣😹
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  666. Sidenote: AYE! YOU'RE SALUTING WITH THE WRONG HAND SHIT-HEAD!!!!! Use your RIGHT HAND, not the left Señor NFKRZ! Here in Minnesota: - We have hydrologic drops for handicapped ♿ passengers onto our buses AND the drivers HELP CRIPPLES INTO THE BUS 🚌 And we have a sophisticated light-rail system that NOW operates in BOTH Minneapolis and MY HOME Saint Paul/MPLS-SP!!!!!
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  667. BTW: Tetrachromatic Folks are able to see in FOUR SPECTRUMS if Color. It's NOT possible for men to see in this manner, due to it rewriting a mutated XX-Chromosome found in WOMEN ONLY... yep!
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  668. RIGHT AROUND THE 38:00 MARK, it makes me FUCKING ILL/SICK to see the owners of the land I LIVE, die in such a way... <3
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  669. 0:13 MAAAAAAN!!!!! OTHER THAN his kewl-looking two 30-Round Mags taped together, this is ONE SLOPPY BITCH-LOOKING Soldier if I've EVER KNOWN ONE in my 8yrs of Enlistment!!!!
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  670. 0:00 Is this random guy taking a "scheiße" referring to HIS OWN "SCHEIßE" as what was lost in..... "LOSS"??? - Deep, man!! 🤣😹 (IDK why I like saying "scheiße" so much; it's just a funny word!)
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  671. Hey! Good on YOU, Australia!!! 👍 The Gallipoli Campaign came up with two great weapons of Defence and Offence 😌 Nice to be reminded that innovation knows NO BOUNDS!!!
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  672. "Waaaah the Drill Sergeants yelled at meeeee!!!" Dude, grow a pair sugar-tits!!!
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  673. WE ended up "Downgrading" from WinME (FUCKING HATED IT; it came with our 1st Family Computer, a SHITTY eMachines Tower for about $500...) to Win98SE!!! <3 A Burned Copy, mind you!
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  674. SIMON: You guys wanna know what makes ME CRINGE? You guys stole LIST25's OPENING-THEME MUSIC🎶 and use it with YOUR Intro???
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  675. ALSO, Cottage Grove is where Seann William Scott (American Pie) is from too!! 2008 I graduated from the SAME HIGHSCHOOL "Park Senior High" ...the Wolfpack....ironically enough....
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  676. I was HOMELESS AT THE TIME, so I genuinely DIDN'T KNOW!!!
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  677. 14:52 "RUM-MANIA"???
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  678. 6:12 KidsInTheSandbox dawt com ........xD The Urethra DID pop there... X-O==========@#$%^&*()_
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  679. Man, April 2009... I was just wrapping up my 9 Weeks of Basic Combat Training (BCT) and was about to ship for Ft. Gordon GA....for 19 Weeks!!! (advanced individual training; AIT)! Anyhow, *as THE BIGGEST Somali State in the U.S. (Minnesota),* I gotta say, they look the part!!!I had Highschool friends (from Somalia & Ethiopia) tell me their views (we had about 20 graduate alongside myself) that they don't look like any random Africans, but specifically SOMALI.... UNLIKE BLACKHAWK DOWN!!! I myself was in a Helicopter Battalion (2-147th AHB; look it up) 34th Infantry Division, Red Bulls; seen every war since WWI-Onward!
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  680. If you come on out here to The Twin Cities (MPLS/SP) Minnesota, I have to let you in on an open-secret... Red's Savoy Pizza is THE BEST IN THE GODDAMN MIDWEST!!! They make amazing (NOT CHEAP though $) pizza, calzones, etc-etc... When we moved from Waterbury Connecticut in the early/mid-90s, my Dad had a hard time finding a GOOD Pizza place that ISN'T Domino's/Pizza Hut/Little Caesar's/whatever! Dad was born in Brooklyn, grew up in Monroe NY and if ANYONE knew what good pizza IS, it was HIM! If a 6ft 3in 300LB Stock/ Muscly Norwegian Brooklynite fervently exclaims that "SAVOY'S THE BEST IN THE MIDWEST!!" would you disagree?
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  681. Ok, ok. What I meant was, that efficiently, suppressors work BEST WITH MAGAZINE-FED/GAS-OPERATED WEAPONS for best results. Otherwise you negate the full/proper effect of "Silencing"
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  682. Then you'd use a flash suppressor. I'm just saying that they work BEST with magazine-fed/gas operated weapons...
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  683. It works with magazine-fed/gas operated weapons that eject the used round and loads the next one. Six-Shooters would cause a problem with this adapter piece in the way the gas operates inside the pistol. If it was an M1911 I'd be fine with THAT! LOL
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  684. Had up to have three surgeries in less than 4yrs.... No Veterans Affairs
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  685. As a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, who's birthplace was Waterbury CT, but grew up HERE in Minnesota, who's a metalhead guitarist, I gotta say what's been said already: "Petty" indubidably......
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  686. And in recent history (2003) there was "The Station" in Rhode Island, when the pyrotechnics set audio foam on fire🔥 where tens of people killed, including one guitarist of "Great White". He ran back in for his guitar. I love MY guitars, but not THAT much.
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  687. Man, I guess Roman really had to show the 8-Year-Long U.S. Army Vet what's-what in regards to "Fashion"! These young kids and their shallow views/value of people just because of WHAT they wear. rather than worrying about how it's the the MAN that makes the SUIT! (same with dresses that makes the LADIES!).... Compared to Roman, I'm like a goddamn "Boomer" (I'm 30). AND i'm fuggin' FAT/"THIQ" as Hell!!! Merely 6FT Tall, Weighing in 300LBS!!!!* (Makes Chewbacca Voice/Grunt!!!)
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  688. As a silly Army Boio, like myself, I find this game OFFENSIVE AS ALL FUCK!!!!! Fuck this "game", it's inaccurate as all Hell, fuck this, I'm Noping Out guys!!!
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  689. They probably cashed out at the lower/lowest rung of the financial ladder, so that the money scammed is in their hands FAST/EASY... Let's see how that works out when the Feds monitor where+when they do and finally catch 'em...
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  690. We have a catchphrase here: Minnesota-Nice <3
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  691. Video's Thumbnail looks like a big nipple....
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  692. I know I'm just a silly 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, who moved to the biggest State/Region of Scandihoovians.... Minnesota. Also, HORNED HELMETS NEVER EXISTED IN VIKING HISTORY!!! Stupid MN Viqueens!!!
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  693. Man, April 2009... I was just wrapping up my 9 Weeks of Basic Combat Training (BCT) and was about to ship for Ft. Gordon GA....for 19 Weeks!!! (advanced individual training; AIT)! Anyhow, *as THE BIGGEST Somali State in the U.S. (Minnesota),* I gotta say, they look the part!!!I had Highschool friends (from Somalia & Ethiopia) tell me their views (we had about 20 graduate alongside myself) that they don't look like any random Africans, but specifically SOMALI.... UNLIKE BLACKHAWK DOWN!!! I myself was in a Helicopter Battalion (2-147th AHB; look it up) 34th Infantry Division, Red Bulls; seen every war since WWI-Onward!
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  694. I found out that there's this dude, who's from MY TOWN in Cottage Grove, Minnesota (Graduated from Park Senior Highschool 7JUN2008) that NOT ONLY ordered a hit on his wife, but he stupidly got caught by the cops!! His name: Stephen Allwine... Some uber-christian chad!..*
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  695. Muchass Grassyass, Señor Muta <(^_^)>
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  696. Part Deux/DA....DUH!!
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  697. Niet, NEIN, NOH/NO...wait for ESPANOL: ..........NO
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  698. N@ZIs had to been wearing yellow pantaloons
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  699. I'd tell my two friends: "Hey can you help me pay for this???"
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  700. Just to lure them in, to call the damned COPPERS!!
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  701. Copper Uncle gives advice: DA-DA!!! Indeed my good man. FUCK DEM GOPNIKS!!!
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  702. Here in the U.S. that song is known as "My Country 'Tis Of Thee
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  703. 2:39 SIMON: Why on this mudball we call "HOME" are you showing a picture of Aristotle and Plato (Greeks) arguing when it has NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM!?
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  704. Muta, you should teach us how to play chess....
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  705. It's NOT "eye-rin" but instead it's "eye-earn"!!
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  706. NIce ECWCS GEN III L3 "Fleece Jacket" there Battle!!
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  707. Pearl Harbor (film) = "MURIKA!!!!"
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  708. I didn't know you're 5yrs Younger than me! 😄😸
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  709. Y'all Army Ripped off OURS, lulz!! I was enlisted in the U.S. Army/ARNG of Minnesota for 8yrs... Hell, the name MRE is even ours. The only difference is that we don't eat nasty Pate/Whatever and it's packed in plastic airtight seals...
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  710. The "Squerrel & Hedgehog" Anime-Thingy DOES EXIST on YouTube ...and it's utterly restarted!
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  711. Quote...end quote
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  712. 21:20 ......"petty laws"... hmm... like "You can't sleep nekked in Minnesota!? DAFUQ!?" xD - Guess that's where the anti-tax on clothes comes from x-P
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  713. Oh "snap"!! This Episode of The BrainFood Show is BROUGHT ME ON: MY 29th Birthday!!! (9-19-1989) (making Kermit's little "Yaaaaaayeeeeee!!!" while flapping my arms about! 🐸)
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  714. 5:30 I know a guy with the surname Ewing. He's a prick...
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  715. MUTA: Regarding walking your pet late at night/early-early morning; what if the guy works 2nd/3rd Shift???
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  716. "I-RUN"??? - You mean: "I-EARN"!!/IRON (xexexet) Yeh Dumb-Dumb!!
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  717. I love the Hell outta you Roman, you wonderful man <3 You Rock my sox off!!
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  718. Shaquille O'neal/"SHAQ" is also a Freemason...
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  719. FUCK THIS PUTIN SHILL/FRAUD!!; You tell the PRAVDA Roman!!! <3 You ROCK MY SOX my (slightly-younger; I'm 31) Brother!!!
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  720. Sucha Kewl Dewd!! \m/
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  721. I MISS "THE CRITIC"!!! ""Buy my book! Buy MY BOOK!! BUY MY BOOK!!!"*
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  722. BRUH, your older videos are CRINGE AS FUCK! You keep saying the word "N!&&3R/N!&&@", but despite being 2-3" taller than me, you wear the same shoe size as ME (US-13) my younger, but esteemed colleague!!!!
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  723. Being a longtime resident of Minnesota, the most famous case of a double-headed women is The Hensel Twins!
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  724. A handsome fellow indeed. And he pissed off an Arab....... nice 🤣😹
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  725. 2:08 WAIT!! Aren't The People/Subjects SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW/"EMBACE" REFORMATION??? I'm indubitably confused!
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  726. 1:30 Yes, Himmler indeed had a "Burning Ambition", if you want to call it THAT.
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  727. Teh Perfecet we can all be!!!
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  728. Heh...my Grandpa's from Bergen Grandma's from Flekkefjord (Norway, obviously). Glad their ancestors made it....
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  729. Alan Rickman played RASPUTIN!!??
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  730. Mr. Bean DOESN'T LOOK MUCH LIKE HIM... Looks like a guy with a big, derpy bottom lip hanging down and looks..."mentally deficient"... Not quite the "Black Adder" either....
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  731. OH BOY........
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  732. ROMAN: This same fucking thing happened to ME TOO here in a "safe community" here in Saint Paul/Cottage Grove Specifically/Minnesota; I was walking home in the middle of the night of August 2015; it was the warm middle of the Summer here in Minnesota (I was 6ft-1in at the time). Also I'm glad I ENSLiSTED after I also got FUCKED UP HARD at age 15, because college in the U.S.A is how they get poor "arses" like ME to enlist. THANK YOU ROMAN FOR NOT ENLISTING!!!
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  733. I made my comment 4MO ago but I thought I'd reiterate myself my good sir <3
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  734. Likewise, I had to get my damned NOSE recorrected!!!
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  735. 2:46 You say goodbye I say...ELLO!!! from MN Don'cha Noh... OKOK L00K Romain, may George Floyd RIP... YOU = #rekt My dewd, you can play a nice Wholesome Game of "hide and....GO FUCK YOURSELF" But seriously I love this guy> LIVING IS AMAZING!!!
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  736. Little does this slow know that the SHIT HEAD in the #2 Spot went on to have ALL his "Yes Men" tell him he's POTUS... Goddamn it I wish I was fucking kidding!!! No, Rosie O'Donnell ISN'T president, as funny as THAT would've been!
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  737. Hey Siven Whiskey!!
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  738. Aye white boy, my man, STOP SAYING "NIGGER/NIGGA"!!! And FUCK "No Bullshit" into the darkest void of TARGET STORES!!! Sadly my State (Minnesota) created and Headquarters' Target in MPLS...
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  739. 6:00 A sectional couch, table AND a "Lazy-Susan" (Lay-zee-Soo-zehn) for you uncultured folks...
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  740. I'm 6ft 1 BTW
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  741. Dude, FUCK THESE GUYS!!!! They need to go ahead and BIRTH IN HELL!!!
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  742. - Here in Minnesota, it's prolly the 2nd COLDEST STATE here in the U.S. - I personally AM a Pirate myself, µtorrent is my ship and torrent sites are my seas+docks to be totally square with you Roman. I'm dirt-fucking-poor myself!!!
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  743. Señor Bald/"Big-Ben" (that's a Moniker I dub you my Big-Brother/Older брат; I'm 31 and 6ft-0.5in): - You should totally take an "Emoji" Thingy of a Sun and have your current Logo overlaid on it to distinguish that this is "Daily Bald"!! <(^-^)>
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  744. - Much love+respekt from Saint Paul, Minn/MN Everyone; including Ben/Bald-Dewd ^_^ **I'd love to fly out and join you on a few adventures, like Belarus!!! You shown me how AMAZING that place is I REALLY wanna go on Vacation/Holiday out there ASAP!! \m/ [metal-horns]
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  745. Regarding the Runes: There WAS a Viking was buried with a ruby ring that praised "Allah"... Make with THAT what you will. Also I'm half Norwegian, so bias may be possible, but it is what it is...
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  746. Here there be dragons....... Gotcha
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  747. 15:10 SOY-MON!!: [MistAAAYke!!!] xD You said 1982 when it shows 2009 (the same year I went to BCT+AIT; military training) for some unknown reason. Damn editor!!! xDxD
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  748. I wasted eight years in the military so YOU DON'T HAVE TO! .....Yup...
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  749. After fucking up. My spine. My left hip. Sciatica from my low back to my left leg/toes. ANY financial/stabilization assistance? Pfffffffffffffft! No.... not yet!
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  750. McUltra??? Daven, C'MON MAN! You know better! YOU of ALL PEOPLE make sure to Research the FUCK outta these subjects!!! I'm not mad, I'm just Disappointed......
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  751. "Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things........" a quote from MY local film made HERE in MINNESOTA!!! MALLRATS!!! Takes place in NJ BUT it takes place in real-life Minnesota!!!'😊😹
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  752. It only cost: $1,000,000!!!!!!!! Yes, you read right, $1M Bones!!!
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  753. In 1994
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  754. 22:44 "Who wants....to live....forevaaaaaa?? WHO WANTS...TO LIVE...FOREVAAAAAA!!??"
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  755. ROMAN: Here, in "AMERIKA" it's called "URBAN EXPLORATION/URBEX"
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  756. Thankfully, Scientists Worldwide have been making BIG STRIDES with Employing Venom to work as a PAIN MEDICATION!
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  757. I call getting Vagoo Pix, simply as getting " VA-Jay-Peg!!!"
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  758. RIP NOVA SCOTIA! 💜 Dolly The Sheep was actually the 3rd Sheep made 🐏🐏🐏 She just happened to live the longest. But cloned sheep it seems to die younger than naturally bred ones.
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  759. I live in Minnesota, ya Canuck bastard! You don't have a fucking monopoly on long, cold winters!!! Most of the time, it's colder HERE than Toronto!
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  760. #12: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
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  761. DUDE!!! Muta, I didn't know you're friends with "WHANG!" <3 I love it man!
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  762. Oh sweet baby Jesus... Yeah I was enlisted in ARNG-MN (2-147th AHB, 34th CAB; 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls") for 8yrs... Fucked up my low-spine/left hip/sciatica (pins+needles up & down my left leg+foot+toes) March 2011, don't get ANY benefits, homeless from 1APR2014 to 3JAN2018....
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  763. AHB means "assault helicopter battalion") and my MOS was "25U" (Signal Corps)
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  764. Sucked how I was ending up on the street when my guys were getting mobilized for deployment to Kuwait.... 😔
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  765. Yeah, children; mainly in/around West-Central Europe (BOYS particularly) wore REALLY WEIRD boy-dresses...* YEAH, also PINK was a masculine color.
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  766. "Lev" (Mikhail) sure is "Making Russia Great Again!!", am I RIGHT?? As Jøn turns around, a brick flies right past his big-ass head!! Likely a cowardly Trump Supporter, who has thin-skin like him! Our last president had to deal with institutionalized racism!!! That's how he had to toughen up!!! 👍🤘💜💜💜
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  767. ....REALLY?? The end of the Spanish Civil War in 1939 Ended on April Fool's Day???
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  768. The Very Last Story I wish worked for me.. I was enlisted from 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016, got severely injured March 2011 from being VolunTOLD" to evacuate HEAVY Equipment from our basement all the way Upstairs due to my Unit (being an Airfield/Municipal Airport "Holman Field" in St. Paul MN) is located right on the Mississippi River that floods EVERY Spring due to snowpack melting, but thankfully never crested since 2001. - In short, I fucked up my low-spine (L4/L5+L5-S1 discs herniated; one healed & other is degenerative), blew out my left hip/cartilellge holding femur in socket (it went unkown/untreated due to the sciatica shooting from my low-spine down to my left leg'foot/toes!!! Am I being compensated in ANY WAY?? FUUUCK NAH!!! I'm fighting to this day and feeling I'm going nowhere. Same with Social Security. I was homeless from my eviction 1APR2014 until 3JAN2018, couchsurfing & crashing where/when I could, Stayed a couple months at "Higher Ground: St. Paul" (via "Catholic Charities") and I finally have a place of my own once again. = Being in Minnesota (and in your case, Ontario) you know how cold it gets and how non-advantageous it is to isolate/alienate someone/yourself, which leaves you resorting to shoplifting food and/or clothes & praying NOT to get caught. But sadly that was my case, I ended up in jail a few times due to that risky behavior. Just felt like I had NOTHING left to lose... The physical pain, day in/out made me want to kill myself ALONE, not regarding the vagrancy/loneliness/hunger/shame/worthlessness.... *I'm 30, no kids, still legally married to the cheating ex who started meth within the 1st 5mo of being married, along with popping out a crib-midget that DNA proved he wasn't my own. I'm glad she's sober, glad Jack's alive doing VERY well in school, but despite that, she wants to go through with t the divorce (we got married way back 13FEB2011, just a month prior to my injuries and following decline in mental/emotional stability...
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  769. ROMAN! He's holding her hair to keep it outta the TOILET!!! 🚽 Yeh Gopnik! 😜
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  770. Ah, Muta's NOW Tried & True "MY GOATSE-FACE THUMBNAIL OF POWER!!!!!!!" to usurp Nintendo's Practice of unsubstantiated/unfair bullshit they pull on FANS WHO DO THIS FOR LOVE & AS PASSION PROJECTS!!!!!!! Fight the Power! "NINTENDO POWER!"
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  771. "muh-G'ell-un"??? Isn't it pronounced "muh-Jell-un"? Like the explorer Magellan... It's like hearing
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  772. I feel the same way towards the TV Show "VIKINGS"... Being half Norwegian, 1:4 Irish & 1:4 German, I take the historical facts seriously as well!
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  773. 20:21 OK! As a Veteran of OIF/OEF, who has a HUGE Somali Community The Twin Cities (Minnesota; also an 8 Year Veteran of the MN-ARNG; 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls"), I've learned A'LOT about Arab Culture Overall. ALEX GUINNESS, right here shakes with his RIGHT HAND (which is correct) BUUUUT he shakes withe HIS LEFT HAND NEXT!!!?? The LEFT HAND in Arabic Culture is considered DIRTY!!! Because it's the hand one WIPES THEIR ASSES WITH!!!!!
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  774. No shit Shirlock; he never HAD a monocle....OK even for a "brash military bloke" who may not even exist... Apparently I died in Early 2011 due to a supposed Terrorist Attack on the Mall Of America. "al Shabaab"... 5 Local (MPLS/SP Area) Somali-Americans were unfortunately Radicalized (brainwashed) kids were strapped with illegally obtained & modified SKS Rifles and explosive vests... I was panicking(practically sobbing. ..) in my sleep, my (then)Fiancé, Christy, woke me up worried as Hell, woke me up. I remember the time/date it was: 09:34 on Tuesday 01.11.2011
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  775. Oh wow! The FUCK? If you add all the numbers in the date... it accounted for the 5 Suspects....
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  776. i Grew up HERE in Minnesota/"The Twin Cities", home of MST3K in Hopkins... Thank you Dad for getting me into that show!!! <3 (specifically Cottage Grove; the SAME Highschool Seann William Scott Graduated from!!! "Park Senior High"; OR "KRAP" if you spelt it backwards x-D). Although I'm 3rd Generation Norwegian-American, who was born in Waterbury CT (Newhaven County), the ONLY REASON we moved to MN was a very specific Airline that DB Cooper hijacked, Northwest Airlines/NWA. My Dad was a mechanic who had his FCC License and operated at an Airport (MSP). *FUNNY ENOUGH, I enlisted from 8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016, who's MOS is a 25U/"Commo Guy" (Signal Support Systems Specialist) who was stationed at the Downtown St. Paul Airport (2-147th AHB/Assault Helicopter Battalion, of which I've lead an Air-Assault Mission WAY BACK in 2010!!!) Sadly, the same season/year MJ died, I lost my father Kjell Haugland Jr. ("CH'ell Ho-Gland") He bled out in my bedroom, as I stood 1,250mi away, absolutely helpless!!! :'-(
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  777. He was a big dude, with an even bigger HEART... He was 6FT-3IN, maxed out at 330LBS before Type2 Diabetes Kicked In! I'm 6FT, 300LBS but like Dad, I'm of a stocky build, who wears a size 13 shoe... I AM trying to shed the flab over my stocky muscular body... I used to bike from Cottage Grove Minn. to Prescott Wisc with my guitar+gear in tow!!!
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  778. As a Norwegian-American, who lives in Minnesota, finds this movie FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! Those Aren't NOT "BUFFALO", but instead "AMERICAN BISON"!!! You "limey twat-waffle!!" <(^-^)>
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  779. Yeah, That Pat-aye (that's how it's pronounced' you got it right ONCE Roman), that "mystery meat" is pretty nasty AF!!! We get the GOOD STUFF!!! Like 3-Cheese Tortellini, Salisbury Steak, ETC-ETC!!! Cheese&Crackers of coarse, or maybe you like jam/preserves/jelly (whatever you wanna call it). It's 3,000+ CALORIES per package!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!* - So instead my Sergeant would have us go to Wal-Mart and grab fresh Deli Meat and Produce and have a cookout!!! :-P YUM - He's a Sous-Chef; meaning that he's a VERY HIGH (no pun intended; he IS a stoner tho') LEVEL CHEF, who's been in his element of his work for MANY years bruh! Benjamin Fremstad is DA BEST!!! His food SMACKS!!!
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  780. The Jesus painting that was REDRAWN, sadly transformed him into: "*Down-Syndrome Jesus"*
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  781. God Bless Carl Sagan! <3
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  782. The Manchurian Candidate
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  783. Guys, Nick was referring to which film ("Tora Tora Tora"; NOT Michael Bay's piece of shit film)_ best represents America's engagement in the Pacific Theater of War._ You shouldn't merely HEAR, but LISTEN; Context is KEY!
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  784. Hehehe, "CIA Agent"... Yeh, ok buddy 🤘😏🤘 And the "Mossad"... L'Chaim!!! Hahaha!!! That's hilarious...
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  785. Roman, TY for being a beacon of ENLIGHTENMENT!!! - BTW, you got the $+Money Backwards. it's $164 and NOT 164$ I love you man, here in Minnesota (I currently live in the Twin Cities; Saint Paul MN), it's currently -10*F and it's COLD! BRUH! If you wanna move to anywhere in the U.S. and feel at home, knowing if you fall down financially, we'll cover you!!! All your necessities will be taken care of overall. I Promise that. FUCK-Nuggets, I'm still waiting for my Military Benefits and thankfully the state I was Army National Guard for over an 8yr Span, footed the bills thankfully <3 - Conclusion: If you get tired of expensive Europe once you flee Russia because Putin's Puto-Arse, it's inexpensive and the people here are lovely (Minnesota; yah, shurrr, yeh betcha, all that stuff!) xD
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  786. 14th Century Bergen Norway huh? Well, I guess it's a little late to warn my ancestors, who seemed to reside in/near Bergen. I'm 3rd-Gen Norwegian-American (grandparents are 1st-Gen once stepping off the boat, onto U.S. Soil) who joined the U.S. Navy to fast-track gaining citizenship for his wife and himself (both Grandparents)
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  787. 4:00 Please stop saying "Indian(s)"... Also, speaking of the 7th-CAV, they were showcased in your review of *"We Were Soldiers", with the guitar-pick shaped unit patch with a horse on their (left) shoulders (deployment unit patch earned with who you're attached with in-country/overseas)...
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  788. ALSO: Where's the cucking "Video Of The Week!?"
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  789. Impossibluhhh!! 😏
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  790. SIMON: you realize that Rosa Parks wasn't the 1st Black Woman to refuse her seat for a white person right?? Claudette Colvin a fifteen year old, did what Rosa did a whole 9 Months Prior!!!
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  791. Dammit, 1950s America and being against prego-unmarried women........
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  792. As a Minnesota Resident (although I'm half Norwegian, Quarter Irish & German, born in Connecticut, we moved here because of Northwest Airlines, NOT because of the Scandinavian Populous), I can tell YOU that the Winters here can be LONG & HARD (insert penile joke HERE)
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  793. Looks VERY Phallic!!! 🤣😹
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  794. It's really odd seeing photos of Bokoharam (being in Minnesota; a state where we have a HUGE Somali Refugee community) being that I live in a state where you see a racially diverse group LOL. Somalis I like, they seem to be super sharp, which I underestimated; but the most underestimated was being SUPER generous, having been homeless for a couple years... even with two kids, they're all like "yup, were kewl!"
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  795. Dude, not only is it hot AND humid (90°F+ highs) in summer, -and GODDAMN cold (-30°F lows in winter; not including wind chill). It ain't easy being homeless in MN.
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  796. Throughout most of my 28yrs, I've learned that I DON'T need more than 6hrs of sleep thankfully!
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  797. 32:13 What's with the video...of A photo....of John Dillinger having spots of blood on his face?????
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  798. I'm about 6ft-Even. My brothers, Kjell III (chell, 6'1") and Eric (air-ick, 6'2") (all three of us are ½ Norwegian, ¼ German and ¼ Irish. Our Father (Kjell Jr. RIP) was 6'3" while our Mom peaked at 5'9". She's 5'8" now
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  799. 3:38 Happy Birthday @EricHaugland
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  800. Hey, as a Minnesotan of MPLS/SP (The "Twin Cities" as we like to call ourselves; yeah I was born in Waterbury CT, BUT I grew up HERE!!!) I WITNESSED IN PERSON here in South Saint Paul the windows/equipment of my local gas station BUSTED on Friday Night/Early-Saturday Morning!!! LET'S BE GODDAMN STRAIGHT WITH THIS, WHAT HAPPENED TO GEORGE FLOYD IS FUCKING WRONG!!! Just like my misguided Mom choosing bad representation of her party, the Republican Party (Starts with T, ends with RUMP) she regretted voting for, the people who went and busted/looted/destroyed/committed ARSON need to reevaluate their priorities!!!
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  801. Being a Minnesota Resident (South St. Paul) I have yet to hear about this kid @ APEX from MN. NOW I do!
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  802. You know who else had four terms? Franklin Delano Roosevelt!!!
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  803. Putin ISN'T even an EIGHTH of what FDR was!
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  804. Yeah this movie IS bad, but I think you were really smacking the piss out it at the end. The deaths were overdramatic, I get it, but that's just how the 50s+60s were with "family values" garbage portrayed by overtly Christian Values were/are sadly. ] thankfully see through it, just as many of you did. In the end. You wonder if the cringeworthy performances were a point of contention/sign of how irrational these people really took reality in general (no pun intended). Most of the "OK WE GET IT!!" speech, but again, it's meant to reflect the irrational idealism 1960s America was forcinge on us at the time... I'm certain it was intentional
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  805. Here in SOUTH SAINT PAUL MN: Is it crazy that I own a Maine Coon Cat?... Well, he's a half-breed!!! He's half Maine Coon and Half English Tabby, so he looks like a real-life Cheshire Cat <(^-^)>
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  806. He;s 22" in length, without his tail. And 15LBS, after I took him for lots and LOTS of walks each day for the last two years since I rescued him from being homeless like BIG PAPA (yours truly) was ALSO a vagrant himself! I was homeless nearly twice the age he was alive when I got him in June 2018 outta New Prague Minnesota. I was homeless between April Fools Day 2014 until 3JAN2018.... Thanks US Veterans Affairs, ya bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  807. If this place is based on HERE in St. Paul Minnesota, well sorry the nuthouse you're imagining is the Anoka Lunatic Asylum... Look it up, it's "interesting". They have some crazy tunnels underground to ferry nutjobs between different wards/areas of the facility... I on the other hand have to deal with their Court System middle of this month....not-so-gravy....
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  808. You guys NEED to look into an Underground Town in Australia called "Coober Pedy"!!!
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  809. Ugh!!! Dammit Simon, STOP using LIST25's THEME MUSIC! 🎶🎵
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  810. They've been using it pretty much since their inception! Seriously, ask Mike of List25
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  811. The Tribe's name is pronounced as: "Ho-Pee"
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  812. I fortunately enlisted 8SEPT2008, at the END of Bush's "Era", but sadly ended at the beginning of an EVEN WORSE Presidency I never saw coming (8SEPT2016) being the Trump "Era".... I'd injured my low-spine/left-hip/sciatica (pins+needles left leg/foot/toes) that hip surgery (1JUN2015) and a Nevro HF-10 "Spine Stimulator" (two-parts; 15MAR+4JUN2019) won't fully take away the indignity of constant pain, homelessness (1APR2014-3JAN2018; couch-surfing, motels and homeless shelters while my unit was mobilizing to deploy later in June 2014; 2-147th AHB; MN-ARNG of St. Paul MN). It really pissed me off what LITTLE the military does for those in my prediciment... It's 31MAR2020 and I STILL GET NO HELP from the VA (Veteran's Affairs) despite my injuries happened IN UNIFORM, AT DRILL, DOING MY TASKS of gruntwork, facilitated by the State & Federal Bodies who declared the annual flooding of the Mississippi River an impending natural disaster, which is what fucked my spine/hip/pinched nerve March 2011 @ Age 21, E4/Specialist-Rank, having ONLY 2 OF US moving 400+LB Crates (box required *4-Man Lift" up 3 Flights of Stairs!!! Sorry for ranting/ragging on the Veterans Services that were "promisied" upon enlistment...fucking recruiters!
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  813. Free Pins!? bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  814. So it comes to this. Thanks for driving Alex.
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  815. Sasha
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  816. Come to the Saint Paul Bluffs...
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  817. RE "Intro": Then move THIS VIDEO to your "GEOGRAPHICS Channel, ya silly guy!
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  818. 11:15 BAC TSR-2: Cancelled on April Fools Day!!
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  819. Any relation to Lars Ulrich?? He's a HUGE douche, not unlike this Peterhead....
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  820. Funny how AN ASTONISHING amount of computers out there STILL USE WinXP!!! Like self-checkout terminals at your grocery stores, ATM (Automated Teller Machines) BUT sadly because back in 2013 there's NO MORE Security Updates! So they're VULNERABLE! Also NEVER install WinXP Professional x64!!! That shit had updates for it halted YEARS before 2013!
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  821. Da my young bruh (although I'm closer in age to YOU, versus B&B's Age, being 45) I'm 30... I feel MUCH OLDER due to 8yrs of U.S. Army Nat'l Guard MN (Minnesota/Миннесоты) in the Capitol Saint Paul/Святой Павел... Injured my low-spine/left-hip/sciatic-nerve (like pins+needles up/down my left leg/foot/toes back in 2011 when I was 21... Had corrective hip-surgery (arthroscopy; camera+drill) 1JUN2015 and a Spine Stimulator embedded into my spine and it's "brains" (circuit-board) underneath my right shoulder blade, rammed under my flesh/skin...
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  822. Spine Stimulator: Nevro HF-10 Model. I gotta recharge it every 48-72HRS via wireless pad I hold up to it, inside a belt. It's supposed to last 10yrs... Pain's lowered about 50%. I was on painkillers for 4yrs; not healthy I konw, but it's better than Krokdyl....
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  823. 5:24 Ummmmmm..... Guys?? Sorry to break it to ya, but THAT'S ROSWELL GEORGIA!!!
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  824. SWEET-BUTTERY-CHRIST!!! 7 Miles!? That REALLY sucks a fat one Big-Ben!!! 😦
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  825. "DEN-NIED!!! The ONLY Time I think of the word "DENIED" is Alice In Chains' "SLUDGE FACTORY" .......and a VERY high/inebriated Layne Staley fucking the lyrics up at MTV Unplugged; a very emaciated/sickly looking man....
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  826. is that ....Adrien Brody??
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  827. Oh Christ, Joe Pesci...Rapping..oh sweet buttery Jesus. Dyslexia does suck too
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  828. Speaks in the Rerez/Shawn's goof-doof voice: "DURRR, I REALLY DON'T LIKE PITA..." Um, no shit Sherlock AND keep digging Watson....
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  829. Actually, the "Worst-Kept-Sectret" was The Feds POISONING/"Denaturing" Alcohol, KILLING 20,000 (at the very least)...
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  830. Mutahar had to do Three Takes; 3x The Charm...
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  831. I was born in just a couple months before the FALL OF THE GODDAMN BERLIN-WALL, Muta!!! 9.19.1989!!! STFU about calling your self OLD, baby-boy! My 1st console my two older brothers (Kjell/"CH'ell" & Eric, they're 3yrs and 1.7yrs respectively) got was the SNES! When we got the N64 WE FUCKIN' FLIPPED!!!!! (insert "OMG N64!" 90s kids video HERE) The Gamecube was AWESEOME! I loved *"LoZ Twilight Princess" MORE-SO on the GC versus the Wii... We were getting too old for NIntendo in our house apparently; plus upon launch, there was a shortage, shit was expensive when that happened, a headache to deal with etc-etc....
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  832. You should send the &Honda Neighbor* the Link to That Racing Site and Dupe his ass into buying into the scam! That'd be TOO Perfect..
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  833. SIMON!! Why the HELL am I hearing The Intro to "LIST25"!!?? Mike might wanna know too, LOL!
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  834. Trotsky: Murdered via ice axe to the BACK of the SKULL 💀... En Mexíco!!!!!!
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  835. 5:45 & 16:17 SIMON: So... there's TWO "RED ELK'S"??
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  836. I know a total of TWO Bulgarians. Alexander "Al" & Lubomir "Lubo" Liapchev! Nice pair of brothers 💜
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  837. Because OUR KIDS ARE LITTLE RETARDS that choke on the toys!!!
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  838. I FUCKING WISH our gov't was all about veterans, because I got injured TEN YEARS AGO, as of April Next Year (2021) and I'm still holding my pathetic BREATH for their goddamned help!!!
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  839. из
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  840. Wink
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  841. In the U.S. Army/Army Nat'l Guard Minnesota ARNG-MN, I was CLS Certified (combat lifesaver; certified every year, for 6 of the 8yrs enlisted) tourniquets MUST BE MARKED BY THE CURRENT TIME!! Why?? To inform doctors when it was applied so they can make the call from there...
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  842. Also, I STILL have my CLS's "TM" as we call them in the Army. It's "Training Manual"... As if we need MORE acronyms in the military! 😄😹
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  843. Don't worry Ben, you and I are in the same mood today. Even half a world away! - (you = Ukraine; me = Saint Paul Minnesota)
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  844. Kind of strange, how the two largest names made a part of the American Side... ARE AUSSIES!!! Good old Gibson and Ledger...
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  845. I shit you NOT!!
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  846. When I myself was in the military (ARNG-MN SOLDIER) who was fully trained in Communications/"Commo" (Signal Corps/"CORE") for eight years, additionally received an Associate's Degree in CCNA, C++, Telecoms and worked at Comcast -Minnetonka for 4yrs. If I was staring into the abyss of my base and quarters being overrun with enemies, I'd 1st notify any support near/far. And you better goddamn KNOW, with my last breath I'd kill EVERY ENEMY on the spot! ESPECIALLY if others were in DANGER!
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  847. 2:15 Wait, was it 1942 or [shown on screen] 1944??
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  848. Moy Interesante, Mr. Felton!
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  849. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo Looks into the girls' eyes and this fucking song plays guys: "SO LAY DOWN, THE THREAT IS REAL!!!"
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  850. CHEVELLE - "THE RED"
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  851. 13:58 You mean June 5th EIGHTEEN-32 - Who's editing your damn videos??
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  852. "History is written by The Victors" ......unless you're MY Viking Ancestors, who didn't bother with such Narcissism; instead fell onto the quils, employed by the opposition. Indeed, "The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword"... Unless it's an Ulfberht Sword, of which was made of Crucible Steel, then yer outta luck and merry-well fucked... Yes, I'm both ½ Norwegian AND 3rd Generation Norwegian-American, who's grandparents moved here RIGHT AFTER WWII; who's Grandpa Kjell Sr. joined the Navy during the Korean War (conflict; due to Congress NOT waging A War since WWII), in order to fast-track his & his wife Astrid's Citizenships!!! He just turned 83 earlier on July 3rd!!! In GREAT SHAPE TOO!!! He's MY height, 6FT tall...
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  853. Kjell: "CH'ell"
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  854. 20:01 HAAAH!!! THanks for showing a Swede eating breakfast in the Film "Fargo".... As a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, who moved here to Minnesota (also served 8yrs in the Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard/MN-ARNG; 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls"; Est. AUG 1917 for WWI!!!) I"m here to SAY: *ANYONE who saw "FARGO" should know you have to go up to Brainerd/Mille Lacs/Camp Ripley (Mid-Minn) and further NORTH to get that heavy Minnesota Accent!!!
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  855. FUCKED UP my low-spine/left-hip/pins+needles (sciatica) up/down my entire left leg/butt/foot.... Do I get ANYTHING from the VA (as of 17JUN2020?? FUCK NO!!!!! I get a meager $203/MO and $194/MO in FOOD STAMPS!!!!!!
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  856. One can wish <3
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  857. PROM 2010? Um... I graduated 2008, my young INDIAN-CANADIAN-2014-Graduate!!!
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  858. FUCK PAWN STARS.... Good thing MY Father's DEAD! ..........wait
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  859. Big Ben: In my State of Minnesota, where I grew up but wasn't born, but we have a HUGE group of Ethiopians AND Somali folk here!!! Prolly the biggest in the ENTIRE COUNTRY
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  860. I live in the Twin Cities/Minnesota. Winter was WAY too long, like YOU, and when 🍺 happened, it fucked up all my plans
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  861. 4:87 ROMAN?: You mean the RIGHT-SIDE! I know, I know, Dyslexia is a BITCH my Man...
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  862. Did you KNOW: There's a sister-chemical to "Agent Orange" called "Agent BLUE"?? Look it up, but I warn you that it's way more deadly than mesothelioma!!!
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  863. BOTH, in my opinion, are the stuff made of nightmares...
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  864. "We will bury you" eh?? That's a meaningless misconception....
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  865. Enters: ALICE IN CHAINS... "got me wrong"
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  866. HOOAH indeed
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  867. Yes Muda, we had "Pineapple Grenades" back ....in World War II! Nowadays we have the Rounded Fragmentation Grenades, but back in the diz'ay, we DID have these type of grenades...
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  868. 9:16 "DODO Pizza" reminds me A'LOT of a place here in the states called "Little Caesar's Pizza"; from the way it looks and probably tastes. "LC's" is DECENT-AF, but there's better Mom+Pop Pizzerias
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  869. "PIZZA-PIZZA!" <3
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  870. It pisses me off how Norway didn't put up a harder fight. Being Norwegian-American (3rd Generation) my great grandfather Oystein Pedersen ("Austin Peterson") died in August 1941* evacuating his "Non-Aryan" neighbors out of occupied Norway.* He and his fishing crew (8 total) shipped 7,100 out of Bergen, over to Liverpool, Gibraltar, Gothenberg, etc-etc... He died just a 27 years old...
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  871. Phil...Weinstein... No relation to Harvey I assume. Even IF you were, I doubt you're down with his "hobbies"... Also I love the Hylian Shield in the background of your video! <3
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  872. Funny to see that Dobby is getting work done on his face! 🤣😹
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  873. Oy!! YOU!!! I'm 31
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  874. 6FT
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  875. You're 5'11" YOU got it boss.... : in droves
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  876. INDEED
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  877. Seriously, all the "you're in my way" was Spoony's thing....for maybe 6mo...in 2010...
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  878. I love SOAD and Killswitch; but they(in my opinion) don't really belong on this list. #1 Makes sense because THAT Album marked the "Beginning of the End" for Metallica (SPO!L3RZ! Herp-Derp!). In all honesty, being a metal fan & guitarist myself, who grew up listening to all the subgenres of rock/metal (I was born 9.19.1989; currently i'm 28, played guitar since 12yrs Old)
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  879. 13:40 Yeah; Roman? We had the "Angry Whopper" WAY back, here in the States in 2009!!! Too bad it was limited-time! I WANT MY ANGRY WHOPPER DAMMIT!!! xD
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  880. To Russia I GO!!! Give Roman some Taco Bell on the way!!! (I'll freeze-dry it and put it in a cooler!!!). Funny thing is, I used to work for Taco Bell in Cottage Grove MN from 2005-2007!!! I shit=you=not, it's TRUE!!!
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  881. ................why?
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  882. NO LOVE for Sacsayhuamán??? In Cusco Peru?
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  883. You go from saying "NIGGA" ....to saying "Pee-Pee".... Mature as FUCK
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  884. SPC Hall-Patton!!! Review: HBO's Generation KILL!!! ..........pretty-please!??
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  885.  @irvingramirez2335  History-Buffs!!! <3
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  886. 1:54 THERE WERE NO SANDWICHES IN 1914 SARAJEVO!!!
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  887. BiG-Ben: How much was the Cab Ride?? I gotta know for when I go out to the Old Block!!! <3 - Also is it "Jang-us/Ganges Khan"??? I don't wanna screw that up when I got there... I'm also learning Cyrillic and Rusky. - This Silly 3rd Generation Norwegian-American, who moved to Minnesota in the early 90s for my Dad Kjell's ("CH'ell") mechanic job @ Northwest Airlines (D.B. Cooper, blah-blah-blah) ...when they existed (thanks Delta)... ANYHOW, despite my spine/hip/sciatica, I want to get out there and mess about around the old Sovietsky. Maybe even bump into you. You got a good 2.5" in height on me! xD
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  888. *SIGH* I love how Spanish-Español makes lisping seem kewl 👍 AND that my Spanish "counterpart" was [likewise] trained in the Army Signal Corps...
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  889. My MOS (Military Occupational Speciality) is a "25U" (twenty-five 'U-niform'). Unlike that Spaniard, I CAN play guitar (for almost 18 years!)
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  890. NUCLEAR 'Murican-English: "neWk-Leur" Bri'ish-Ehnglishhh: "Nyu-clæhr"
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  891. 30:24 Heh... The Mortar Sound Effects in this scene HλLF-LIFE 1 lifted outright!!! Two Great Things I experienced around the same time... 1st watched this film with my Dad (bled out in my bedroom & died Regions Hospital in St. Paul, while I was 1,250mi away at AIT @ Ft. Gordon GA, 9AUG1960-5AUG2009; R.I.P. Dad...) about the same time I played the Demo for HL1 (July 1998) & bought the game on my 10rh B-Day 19SEPT1999!!! - Still great to go back to and play. There's a New MOD that mixes MAX PAYNE with HL1! It's aptly called "HλLF-PAYNE"!!!! GO PLAY IT!!!!!
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  892. My birthday: 9.19.1989
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  893. Because FUCK YOU: Fuck YOU and everyone that LOOKS LIKE YOU!
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  894. When I enlisted 8SEPT2008, as a PVT-E1 (at the very bottom) my base-pay was $1,400/month...
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  895. I had to sign a medical waver because I have flat feet (shoe size 13) and was taking antidepressants. But my doctor lied for me by saying I was in a "trial-run of cymbalta/duloxitine".
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  896. RE: "ATTACK OF THE DEAD MEN" Well Germany, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET/DESERVE for gassing your combatants!!!*
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  897. Simon, could you please do BASS REAVES? He's intriguing and broke racial boundaries, one arrest at a time. BTW I'm sorry but the music is ANNOYINGLY REPETITIVE. Variety in the future. I know Public Domain leaves A'LOT to be desired, but there DOES EXIST decent free/rights-free soundtrack.
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  898. As if "no one knew" who Josef Mengele was... Not sure why you're treading over an existing Biographics Episode...
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  899. LETS. GET. KRAKEN!!!!!!
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  900. A HUGE eye-opener for those who think things are merely "black & white", when the reality is RAW SHADES OF GREY!!!
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  901. These numb-nutz idiots make me wanna FACEPALM SO HARD I'll give myself a goddamn concussion!!! ARGH!!! :-P
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  902. Well, if I only get a handfull of Likes👍, having the majority be the Content Creator is a fair consolation prize. *.....Thanks Mr. Whistler, I genuinely appreciate what you do here man 💜
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  903. Proud of being an American... Not so much in regards to Trump... He's everything that's WRONG with my country.
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  904. ENUNCIATE YOUR WORDS GODDAMN IT!!!
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  905. OK! As a MN-ARNG Veteran of 8yrs AND A LONG TIME Resident of the Twin Cities (most of my life; I was born in Waterbury-New Haven County-CT, moved to MN in the early 90s between two New York Parents, Dad worked at Northwest Airlines as a mechanic and 2 Elder Brothers) I WITNESSED the smashing of Store/Gas Station windows, doors, thievery and just FUCKED UP SHIT where I call "HOME!!!!" This is unacceptable!!!!!
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  906. ANTI-VODKA!!!!???? Goddamn SAVAGES!!!!!!
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  907. I'll "jam out" on a REAL Guitar (a Dean & a Schecter) thank you very much!!
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  908. My Asus U52F-BBL9 I bought ("Shelf/Display Model") all the way back in 2009, just months after being made and on the sales floor!!! I'm using it to talk to YOU RIGHT MEOW!!! Here's the Specs - i5-460M 2.53GHz QuadCore (1st Gen) with overclocking capability right out of the box via BIOS, but I've been thinking of going further than 2.53 to 2.9GHz... - 4GB Ram, but immediately ordered a cheap pair of Corsair 4GB DDR2(?) Cards for only $20! - Intel "Integrated Graphics" (running off of i5 CPU, causing the cooling fan to kick on LOUDLY+OFTEN! **YET, I istill have it, despite spilling on it several times (causing me to sacrifice the on-board keyboard+touchpad, former dick-sucking roomate purposely smashed in my screen (recently replaced for $15...battery's fucked, but I don't bother, being that I mainly Use it here at home for playing a Source-Based Game and fun Mods with that. - Running Win10 x64 Pro, BUT i'll be dualbooting Ubuntu here very soon. If you guys need a laptop, I have another i5-Based HP Elite from the same year as my Asus (2009) for only $35/OBO+Shipping (whatever that may be, idk). I also have other laptops with their screens and/or batteries needing replacement that I could also sell for next-to-nothing..
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  909. Kids are putting this thing IN THEIR MOUTHS!!?? WHY!?!?!?!?
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  910. 2:18 Ummm.... I think you may've messed up/flubbed your lines OR POSSIBLY didn't cut the audio properly and it went on the metaphorical cutting/editing room floor...
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  911. AAAAAAAYE!!! It's our boy Muta & his "Har-em"!!
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  912. Get it? Mutahar... Muta-Har'em 😉
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  913. HILARIOUS/TERRIFYING HEWEEE-GODDAMN!!!
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  914. BISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT "BUFFALO" yeh knobhead!!!
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  915. As a Minnesotan, I'm deeply offended by your Bri'ish ignorance!!!
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  916. ROMAN!!!!!! I don't care how BAD haters can be, but you NEVER EVER TELL SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES!!!
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  917. That's immature and reprehensible!!!
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  918. And as a guy who fights the urge to "off myself" several times in my life, ESPECIALLY after my injuries while in the military...
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  919. THERE WERE NO SANDWICHES IN 1914 SARAJEVO!!! UGH!!!
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  920. Maybe "Scrooge" came about from a "sort-of" anagram of the word "Scourge" possibly! ...Maybe(?) LOTR Trilogy Episode of "How It Should Have Ended" made total sense by having the eagle/whatever *fly The Ring to the damn to the GODDAMN MOUNTAIN/VOLCANO/THINGY to FINALLY KILL/END SAURON!! 💍 MIDDLE EARTH = SAVED!!!*
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  921. With Trepanation, epilepsy and seizures are the SAME THING. Seizures are 18th results of epilepsy; which can be triggered by head injuries/trauma, medicinal reaction (allergic, overdose, etc).
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  922. SIMON: You guys keep using The Opening-Theme Music🎶 as "LIST25's" Opening-Theme, which has been used by them for MANY YEARS now! I'd revert back to the old(er) theme prior to this one. I love-love-LOVE your work; whether it's THIS channel, TopTenz, Bio/Geographics, BusinessBlaze, etc-etc!!
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  923. Take me, Lyudmila!! <(^_^)>
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  924. It's funny how (as well as my Dad was) I'M allergic to morphine AND codeine, where my throat WILL SWELL UP (possibly all the way) and possibly die. But hydrocodone, oxycodone etc, I'm NOT allergic to/if at all.
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  925. 23:54 MUTA!!! wait.......... THATS: "Wacky-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Tube-Man"!!!!!!!!!!!
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  926. "Manic....."Greed????" Jedi aren't made of these things.......
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  927. Wink to "MALLRATS"
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  928. THUMBNAIL
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  929. I have an XL George Forman Grill and no joke: I just cooked a Super America Gas Station Burrito (green chili and steak, with queso, of coarse) and it makes it taste professional; IDK WHY!
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  930. It's broken, where the top plastic piece broke off the grill attachment, BUT with a spoon to lift it up/down, she still works just fine!
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  931. Like What everyone else said: An hour of content!? THAT'S METAL AF!!! \m/
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  932. I'm half Norwegian myself. 3rd Gen Norwegian-American. I moved to Minnesota of all places... Anyway, Fμ¢& Quisling!!! And NO we didn't wear purple nor dumb, ornate horned HELMETS!!!
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  933. All That Remains - Two Weeks
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  934. TWO whole days, from my 30th bday!!!
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  935. 2:20 With that many Gays kicked out of the Navy "wasn't fruitless" at ALL! LOL!
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  936. I remember as a kid, we (my two older brothers and I) went swimming in Sedona AZ, jumping from the VERY HOT ROCK CLIFFS, splashing into the SUPER COLD WATER!!! - I'm from Southeast Minnesota (moved from CT in April 1991); despite being used to the cold, the temperature difference was CRAZY!!! - It reminded me of going to Two Harbors Minnesota in 2007, right next to Duluth, I went into Lake Superior and FU#&-ME it was SO COLD!!! The temp was 90°F!!! The water is SO CLEAN, you can scoop it up in both hands and drink it! � I personally DID! �
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  937. Saddam Hussein = "So-Damn Insane" :-P
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  938. YES, the most popular MP3 Player from the early 2000s you can scroll by circling clockwise & counter-clockwise. YES I had a ZUNE! HAAHA! An 80GB. *STOP SAYING YOU'RE "OLD" MUTA-HARHAR! I'm Thirty; a "BOOMER" compared to you!!!!!* N!gga YTMND is *"YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DAWG!" (SEAN CONNERY!)*
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  939. Are you CRAZY-SURE that Texas Residents are "Texians" when they're BETTER Known as "TEXANS"??? Tu Madre me da CABEZA!!!" (I merely KID my fellow battle-buddy!!!)
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  940. I have NOTHING but the Respect the ENTIRE WORLD COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO!!!!!! <3
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  941. Beria was a HORRIBLE RAPIST .... Don't forget it, history!!!
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  942. Your description of Tibet reminds me of our (we're in Minnesota/The Twin Cities/MPLS-SP) nextdoor neighbor: NORTH DAKOTA!!! And stop saying "China" all Trump-Style!!! 🤣😹
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  943. Señor Hiskey! I must inform you that it's "BEAR-RICKS!" and NO, I'm not TRYING to be a Dickbag! PLEASE, I do apologize; I'm a military man myself of 8yrs. I love your show!! 💜 - If you dudes need a sort-of "MILITARY LIAISON" for information confirmation, constructive criticism/reason(s) for skepticism in regards to bringing info to my attention, in order to have my analysis L'D BE PROUD TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE "TIFO" TEAM! Maybe one day be a part of Said Team as an on-call "Military Dude" <(👓)>
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  944. You DO realize that "BONSAI KITTEN is fucking FAKE!!! RIGHT??? Also, what Muta's thinking is "LOTUS FOOT", NI@@A!! I love yer show, an old U.S. Army/ARNG-MN Veteran of 8yrs (age 30!!!)* @The Cynical Autist (nice name dude) you mean "GM-Meow!!"
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  945. I'm the PROUD Owner/Roomie of a 'lil fuzzball named Bruce that I've own since age 2/TWO circa May 2018
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  946. 9:00 FOURTEEN-45 ya silly guy 😄 Maybe that dumb, greasy Guinea/Guido was a time traveler... People say that my comments of Italians is "racist", when in reality it's ACTUALLY "prejudice" because Italians AND Spaniards ARE white/Caucasian.
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  947. Fucking LOVE
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  948. YUP, thanks to BlameItOnJorge over a year ago, I found YOUR CHANNEL!
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  949. Hopefully he got some "Fresh Air" getting out of his parent's basement fucking about with chemicals!
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  950. 10:25 The Gulf War used Desert/BDU uniforms, NOT ACU Digital Puke pattern LOL! Being former U.S. ARMY/ARNG of 8yrs (MOS: 25U Communications Specialist) :-P
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  951. Oh SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST.......
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  952. Politics are just a penis-waving game...
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  953. (falling over myself laughing my arse off, as an Amerikan!!!)
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  954. 1:17 Uhh... What the Hell's an "AR-71 Blackbird"!??
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  955. SCREW YOU RICE-GUM = "NEEDLE-D!CK"!!! xD
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  956. This was an amazing episode Simon!
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  957. Yep, Good'ol George Dubya was in Skull & Bones Gotta love our Commander in Cheetos and his silly shit about "Chai-Neh!
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  958. I usually set my bottles on their heads or fill the bottle up with water. After I had surgery, I used a Gatorade/Powerade bottle as a bedpan....don't judge, you've done it OR WILL DO IT.
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  959. This IS for David Lawson FOR UKRAINE!!!!!!
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  960. .........Nada, he's 2WKS he ran away apparently...
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  961. British People have Midas Car Shops?
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  962. 11:31 Simon: Did you say: "Well-FÂG"? 😄 SIGH, I'm sooooo mature...
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  963. As a 31yo "BOOMER", I fucking love GTA4 Roman. You rock my sox off! You got a whole 3.5' in height on me, you tall Rusky! <3
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  964. 1:51 Uhh, you DO REALIZE that you mixed up the East/West Bloc RIGHT!???
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  965. [places hands around mouth & shouts:] JUST WATCH "Men Behind The Sun" IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE!!! You're Welcome........aaand I'm sorry :-/
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  966. 4:05 "Santa MARIA Toro"?? Gotta love recording flubs <(^-^)>
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  967. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BRAH!!
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  968. Much love my FELLOW 6FT+ BRAT!!!!!
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  969. Courtesy Flush. As a cigarette 🚬 smoker, yeah, I sometimes do so on the latrine. But the former is better than the latter. Don't mind the vacuum effect 🤣😹
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  970. My first car was [technically] an American Car; a 1997 Dodge Intrepid Sedan, which was ACTUALLY assembled in Ontario. Guess what the engine & transmission ("drivetrain") are made by? MITSUBISHI!!! It took almost 200,000 miles I put on it from August 2005 to December 2013. It had 119,000MI for $2,300. LOVED THAT CAR! Deep amethyst blueish-purple!
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  971. As a current resident of South St. Paul Minnesota; I'm very knowledgeable/aware of a few places that The Ojibwa and Lakota Sioux reside (Reservations) and I had a fairly high amount of Native Classmates that gradated with me in 2008. That's the same year I later Enlisted (8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016)
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  972. RE: DW-Video of the Week... The Clown Crap happened in 2014 (at least the peak of it)
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  973. I can see your perspective. BTW I'm half Norwegian myself. Grandparents moved from Bergen & Flekkefjord 1949.
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  974. 1:49 Simon, did you say "Mass-UH-two-sits"?
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  975. Property-Damage: $1,500 Beatings: $3,000 Assassination: $5,000 ($6,000 if it's without a firearm) Muta's Weekly Material & Viewer's Laughter: "Priceless"
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  976. Even in Minnesota... Don'cha Noh
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  977. I wonder how much a pair of Russian Rose-Colored Glasses costs......(?)
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  978. 23:51 That "WEC-HQ" is using the stupid Grunts from my favorite G.O.A.T. Game Series: "HλLF-LIFE"!!! They just n00b-tube and grenade your ass to  death on "Hard" Difficulty... Not to say they aren't cheap during Vanilla-Difficulty... I was 9yrs old upon first playing of the original HL1 (The "Satellite/Uplink" Demo) back in 1998 and bought this game for my 10th BDAY (9.19.1999). I feel like a BOOMER!!
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  979. Males CAN'T be widows, but women ARE Men become Widowers
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  980. Heh..heheh. Funny xD
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  981. In the US Army, a package of MREs are roughly 3,000 calories, so about a day and a half.
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  982. Actually GM ALREADY HAD an electric car in the late 20th Century, being a Saturn/something IDK. But the oil industry killed it...
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  983. The "Attack on New Ulm"... A shout-out to Minnesota; my state... I see... 🤘😏🤘
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  984. Fucking-A
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  985. 19:19 "Ask that the U.S. Military knows something we don't" .....REALLY? For the 8yrs I was enlisted, I don't think we genuinely know more than most... Maybe WE DO!!! (OOOOoooooo!!!)
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  986. AWESOME!! September's my Birth-Month; I was 10yrs Old back on 9.19.1999!!! Right at the 2:05 Mark I wanna shout: *"Happy Birthday TO ME; Here's some Titties!!!!!
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  987. Bitch'n! = "B Chin"!!!
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  988. 3:44 The State I was born in (Connecticut) 4:50 The State I currently Reside (Minnesota) ...Sweet-Buttery-Christ, this sh!t's horrible - Being former Military of 8yrs, I know what it's like to be "Volun-TOLD"; but NOT LIKE THIS!
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  989. Ironic that his name in the film's "Jimmy Berke" due to the British Happenings of what's called a "Burke & Herr"!!!
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  990. Your Comment should've been the one to be Highlighted Over MINE!!
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  991. Yeah, MPLS(Minneapolis) is both a wanna-be capitol of Minnesota (St. Paul IS! I live here) AND a corporate powerhouse. Best Buy, Target Corp, Medtronics, 3M, Pillsbury, General Mills, etc etc etc!
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  992. "Arkansawz"??? The "S" at the end of Arkansas is silent Señor Muta! ALSO, you Canadians (Mutahar, Mathew Santoro, WatchMOJO, Rerez, ETC-ETC!!!) all seem to collectively fuck up saying Massachusetts as "Mass-eh-two-sits/Mass-uh-too-shits"!! Fuck me, it's SO OFF-PUTTING/WRONG-FEELING!!! C'mon Muta, my Bilingual Friend, you're smarter than THAT shit!!!
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  993. 10:13 Uhh... Simon? It's "BETTY Jean" and NOT "Billy Jean"... WRONG African American Musician Sir!!
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  994. 31:45 HA!!! You showcase MY STATE'S Biggest Film Since "FARGO"!!! .......sad I know...
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  995. Hey hold up!!! WHY is there a picture of Roman legions during1800s Europe???
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  996. HOLY-FUCKIN'-SHIT THIS IS SADDER THAN A BOX OF DEAD PUPPIES+KITTENS!!!
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  997. Except that weird "Singing Billy Bass" commercial claiming "give me that fillet-o-fish, gimme that fish"...a rather queer commercial, indeed.
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  998. 7:37 Now, I'm probably one of the first to state that I'm ALL FOR the Freedom of Expression in Arts and Freedom of Speech Overall; (not to sound prudish) BUTT Please, for modesty's sake, censor the gratuitous view of ASS/Possible Junk on screen dude... Also, not sure when you went to Afghanistan, but it must've been BEFORE ARNG changed uniforms from ACUs to MultiCam (which I prefer the latter, but didn't get the MultiCam set, NOR Dress Blues in my 8yrs enlisted in The MN-ARNG; 8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016) those Afghan-Deployed
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  999. Actions speak louder than words; also they have consiquences! - FUCK these shock-twats that freak for the views and think notoriety is better than making a difference... - Keep being a decent person Roman Alabin
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  1000. 7:48 It's So her HAIR DOESN'T GO IN THE TOILET, ROMAN!!! And stop saying "NIGGA/S"!!!!!
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  1001. *Besides being Filmed in Minnesota & North+South Dakota, those are OJIBWA TRIBEPEOPLE Protesting the Oil Pipeline being ran through THEIR RIGHTFUL LAND....* Specifically Line-3 INFO: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakota_Access_Pipeline_protests 23:30 That protest video is actually taped here in Minnesota, during the protest of the Pipeline-Installation or Whatever; REALLY FUCKED UP seeing this shit again on video versus real life. If I was still in The U.S. Army Nat'l Guard (ARNG-MN) I'd be mob'd to be some sort of security detail if I was an 11B (infantry)... Luckly I just got out last year and MY MOS was 25U (Signal Support Systems Specialist; troubleshoot radios+servers)...
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  1002. Sorry, as an American, I gotta say, FUCK TRUMP!!!
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  1003. Give him the old yellar treatment
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  1004. 🔫
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  1005. Roman!!!!! My dude, thank you 💜
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  1006. It's NOT a "Scope"... It's a Sight
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  1007. A scope uses magnified augmentation.
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  1008. The money DID have it's good intentions BUT inevitably went to AFRICAN WAR LORDS!!!
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  1009. Corps = "CORE!" Not that it makes The Marine Corps act like lesser of meatshields, but you didn't hear it from a U.S. Army Sergeant of eight years. Whatever I guess.
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  1010. Hey, you uploaded this during my 2nd and Last Year of IRR/Inactive Ready Reserve......sigh.. And the 3rd Year of my Vagrancy/Personal Hell of being homeless in one of (if not THE) COLDEST STATES in The Continental U.S.
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  1011. Oh Prince Andrew......... 😤
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  1012. happy belated Dad
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  1013. Fruit Flies BTW, can take FAR MORE RADIATION than a cockroach!
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  1014. 3:03 I think you meant 1893; NOT 1983. Dyslexia's A BITCH! I totally understand, I deal with it daily as well. I'm Nuckin' Futs!
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  1015. Simon, here's a Bonus Fact: He'd "give you the SKIN off his back for you!" ....LITERALLY!!! HE HAD 50IN (127CM) OF FLESH STRIPPED FROM HIS BACK so Doctors could perform a skin graft on a nurse who had been badly burned in an accident!!! 😖💜🤘 He spent 3MO in the hospital recovering 🏥
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  1016. This was a little bit BEFORE his big scheme.
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  1017. Is it "Belarussia" or "Belarus"?
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  1018. That's the DRIP!!
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  1019. RAWR!!!! 😍 Take me Russian women!!! 🤣😹💜
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  1020. I'm FAR away, in MINNESOTA!!!!!!!
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  1021. I retracted my statement about you you possibly wearing those ACUs as if you were in; BUT I retracted my comment. I was in the US Army Nat'l Guard of St. Paul MN from 8SEPT2008-9SEPT2016... I fucked up my low-spine, left hip's cartilege tore open AND the sciatic nerve from my low-spine/left pelvic bone/left butt/junk/groin/leg/foot/TOES constantly feeling PINS+NEEDLES!!! I GET NO VA Benefits (YET). Because I was dealing with our Flightline Flooding (active orders/disaster relief) where I was told to lift a 400lb Pallet up thee flights up stairs with only ONE other Soldier!!! Yeah not exciting, but it was life-changing. I lost my civilian job I had for 4yrs at Comcast in Minnetonka due to the pain/mental health degrading (including thoughts of killing myself). This worsened upon my eviction 1APR2014 and subsequent homelessness I faced for about 4yrs RIGHT WHEN MY UNIT WAS FUCKING DEPLOYING TO KUWAIT!!! HHC 2-147th AHB left without me.... as I wallowed in the shit known as abject poverty.....
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  1022. I also still deal with the suicidal ideation here/there, but not as intensely. It was on top of all this other shit like feeling that I'd let down my ail of my family... My father died when I was just a Fortnight (2wks) from getting outta Ft. Gordon GA (Signal Corps; Pronounced "CORE"). He suffered an esophageal hemorrhage that bled into his stomach and later vomited black/semidigested blood all over my bedroom... Everything had to be thrown out and cleaned... He died the following morning on 5AUG2009 four days shy of his 49th bday. I had to get his ashes in Midway St. Paul off I-94 & Snelling Ave. Then I dealt with having to kick my wife out for drug use/fired from job/cheating with dealer. I finally had the divorce go through 3 weeks ago, due to financial constraints on both ends... Life fucking sucks sometimes, but that's an "all the time" thing I deal with... decently for the most part... I'm trying to smile more...
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  1023. I also still deal with the suicidal ideation here/there, but not as intensely. It was on top of all this other shit like feeling that I'd let down my ail of my family... My father died when I was just a Fortnight (2wks) from getting outta Ft. Gordon GA (Signal Corps; Pronounced "CORE"). He suffered an esophageal hemorrhage that bled into his stomach and later vomited black/semidigested blood all over my bedroom... Everything had to be thrown out and cleaned... He died the following morning on 5AUG2009 four days shy of his 49th bday. I had to get his ashes in Midway St. Paul off I-94 & Snelling Ave. Then I dealt with having to kick my wife out for drug use/fired from job/cheating with dealer. I finally had the divorce go through 3 weeks ago, due to financial constraints on both ends... Life fucking sucks sometimes, but that's an "all the time" thing I deal with... decently for the most part... I'm trying to smile more...
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  1024. AYE!!! NO DWVOTW??? No video of the week, Muta!!?? C'mon man! Don't be busting our ballz here with this weak-arse bullshit, you Canuck Bastard!!!!!
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  1025. The 2003 "Revival" of Ren & Stimpy was terrible. Also, those Lawn Cigars aren't exactly "smokable"...
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  1026. NOBODY WANTS SHAQFU!!! Not the remake, NOT THE ORIGINAL neither!!!
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  1027. WE (in the U.S./Minnesota) we have a Vodka called "KARKOV" (aka "Car-Crash"; it's terrible!!!)
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  1028. Michelangelo "made Moses HORNY"...
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  1029. In MY opinion: Russia is FAR TOO SIMILAR to Venezuela! WHY? They're BOTH petrol-states that are absolute shit to their people, attempted forms of socialism and failed... Fuck Vlad and Fuck Hugo! They ruin the potential and livelihood of their citizens...
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  1030. Sauna Pants: "STERILIZE YOUR MAN; GUARANTEED!!!"
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  1031. YOU SAY it's "Ep-#30" when the *graphic that's on-screen say's THIRTY-EIGHT!!!* BAD! BAD, MUTA-HAREM!!!! You go sit in the corner... I fervently watch your stuff, you silly upstairs "neighbour" up there in Can-adah!!! I hate how people mistake *MY STATE for being dumb Canuck-Fucks when it's CLEARLY MN, DON'CHA KNOH???*
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  1032. NICK: I guess you could say "Watership Down" put...hares on your chest(?) ;-)
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  1033. 1:16 Yeah the "Dizzy, gobsmacked" bit you were going on about? You fμcked up! You/Editor that same paragraph you narrated TWICE! It seems to be a THEME with you guys/channel... You need to either pay your editors OR GET BETTER ONES.
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  1034. 5:33 HAHA!!! Your King looks an awful lot like MY RESCUED fuzzy-butt (Maine-Coon/Tabby) named BRUCE! I rescued him June 2018 (at age 2; now almost 4!) from a Facebook Page called "Wee3Beasties: Rescuing The Strays" based out of New Prague Minnesota (30min South of my place in St. Paul). Best $50 I've ever spent <3
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  1035. https://www.facebook.com/wee3beasties Check the page out, you'll look and see that some of these poor gals+guys had been through HELL only known as a MINNESOTA WINTER, with some having frostbite wounds... They're not all like that, but in one way/another, they've ALL been through some shit in one way/another... Bruce was outside most of 2017-2018 when I MYSELF got out of a shelter in Downtown St. Paul and ordered him the same time I GOT MY OWN PLACE (after 4 long years homeless...)
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  1036. I can tell he's been through some shit due to his mannerisms like swiping "dirt/debris" (I have a hardwood floor; imaginary dirt I guess) over his food so he can save it AND hide the smell from predators. Along with funny shit like fucking my pillows the first night here!
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  1037. 2:30 Ummm... Listen my Esteemed Bri'ish Colleague, The Great Plains INCLUDES IOWA & MINNESOTA g@dammit!!! (my state; wasn't born here, BUT I grew up here...). Pull up GMAPS & you'll find I'm correct!!! We DO get crazy weather out here!!!⚡*From 90°F+ Summers with near 100% humidity DOWN to temps colder than -20°F and dry as a bone!!!!!!* Not including the Windchill Factor!
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  1038. I love your slow Nicholas!!
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  1039. 17:19
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  1040. Ok, personally, is it weird that I HAVE A LEGAL COPY OF THE ICEMAN INTERVIEWS
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  1041. Great to see a Veteran Making a YouTube Videos covering something that ISN'T Marksmanship. Yeah, sure, it's a PART of our duties, but it shouldn't make the bulk of our operations; whether an 11B or 25U (my MOS over 8yrs in MN-ARNG; 2-147th AHB/ASLT, whichever you call it; here's the goddamn link to their webpage: https://minnesotanationalguard.ng.mil/2-147/)
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  1042. Also Ironic how a Historian Enlists, despite the idea of Service going against his morals... Yeah I know, the GI Bill IS Helpful man, I know...I did the same fuckin' thing....
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  1043. I don't like Tonald Drump (Donald Trump) 98% of the Time... He's a shit-sucker... Fast-Food from The U.S. that's a MUST in all of Russia: TACO BELL <3 =Used to work there, still eat there, that's how good it is!!! I personally would LOVE to try a BLINY! It looks like it "Smacks" SO FUCKING GOOD! I'd try it in a heartbeat!!!
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  1044. Ok still gonna say, CourtneyLove is a HEROIN CUNT! SHE STOOD TO LOOSE MILLIONS IF SHE DIDN'T!
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  1045. Thinspo means things like "Thinsporation"..... Also: Regarding the Illuminati I kept my hands down!
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  1046. Hahaha!!! I knew you'd do this one! I myself was born in Waterbury Connecticut; my two elder brothers were born in...you guessed it: Bridgeport BOTH in New Haven County!
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  1047. Having a Norwegian Great Grandfather that DIED shipping tens of men, women and children FROM Bergen Norway to far-flung places like Gibraltar, Liverpool, Stockholm/Gothenburg, Edinburgh, etc-etc.
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  1048. I'm single, 6FT, Stocky/Muscular but I have fat on top of it currently. When I enlisted (8SEPT2008) I was 250LBS when I left for Basic Training ("boot camp") and 9 weeks later I was 193LBS!!! That's awesome! - What isn't awesome is getting severely/badly injured. I fucked up my low-spine, left hip and pins+needles from my left pelvis/ass cheek down to my toes+foot! This happened 2011 and 1JUN2015 I had corrective surgery on left hip, along with a 2 More Surgeries of a spine simulator implant in my spinal cord and under my flesh, lower right back.
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  1049. That's MRS. TEMPLETON with her BACK TURNED!!! UGH!!!!
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  1050. I went into anaphylactic shock when administered either morphine, codeine and possibly heroin (never tried it, but doctors informed me it's likely). These opinions are "Group-A" Opioid Types. But if I take Vicodin (hydrocodone) OR Percocet (oxycodone) and Dilaudid (hydromorphone) are in "Group-B" and wouldn't ya know it? I didn't get ill from them! Dilaudid is given to weirdos LIKE ME for THIS VERY REASON!
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  1051. Oh shit, this came out on MY GRANDPA'S BDAY! (81st bday)
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  1052. Much obliged my main man 💜🤘
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  1053. Nice Carhartt "dewd"
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  1054. I'm a metal-head, who appreciates GOOD rap. So...... My depression/anxiety (manic-depression/"bipolar disorder") is a mere illusion??? Whuuuuuuuut!!!???
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  1055. 7:13 PFFFFFFFFFT!!! "Fair & Balanced" ...Sorry Muta, I just love that phrase and despise Fox News/Right Wingnuts... Call me a LibTard all you want, that's fine. I'm PRO Choice & PRO 2nd Amendment. FITE MEH! xD
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  1056. One Positive Word: SLASH Two Negative Words: AXEL ROSE! 🌹
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  1057. Simon, what the HELL?? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!! You GLOSS OVER the 2nd "War"/Conflict (United States hadn't declared War since WWII technically) where SO MUCH PAIN & LOSS for the Vietnamese, Americans AND Australians. You spoke over the bloody war of attrition and of HORRORS like the MAI LAI MASSACRE OF 1968, which FINALLY came to light in 1971, helping BRING THE U.S. INVOLVEMENT IN VIETNAM TO AN END........
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  1058. Big-Ben Mentions Gary Glitter... Jon-Boy here Cringes x-P
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  1059. Hey Roman. If you DO move to the USA. MOVE HERE TO MINNESOTA!!! Buncha Scandihoovians, Czechs,.Germans, Irish, etc-etc. The healthcare here works on a "Sliding Scale" pricing. The poorer you are, the cheaper it gets!!!
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  1060. I'm a disabled veteran, who's STILL fighting for his Veterans Affairs/VA BENEFITS!!! BUTT, I DO get free Medicaid Healthcare via the State, until I get my benefits! I have UCARE and it's THE TITS!!!!
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  1061. Enlisted: 8SEPT2008 ETS: 8SEPT2016 Injured: May 2011 Injuries: Low-Spine two herniated discs, left hip's cartilage TORE OPEN, AND I have REALLY bad sciatica/pins-needles from my low-left back/pelvis, into my left butt, groin area, inner+back of my left leg down to my foot and toes!!!
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  1062. Went from E1 to E4 in 2yrs, 2 months & 12 Days!! I held onto my E5/Sergeant Rank for a mere 7mo. Because I was on high restrictions/"Dead-Man's Profile", I couldn't go to training in order to keep my three chevrons/mosquito wings...
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  1063. 19:10 .....Wait, what??? "another SIX YEARS until U.S. involvement ended"? I thought we "Pulled Out" in 1973...
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  1064. Fucked up how The Current Iteration of The Veterans Affairs (born the same year of it's Establishment; 1989!) won't fucking HELP ME, NOR OTHERS IN OUR PRECARIOUS POSITIONS!!!!!
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  1065. 4:25 SERIOUSLY CNN? *You shouldn't afford graphics BETTER than an early XBOX360 TITLE??? Fucking-Hell!!! (I would've said the same thing, if it was FoxNews; but it would've followed a snarky "FAIR & BALANCED" Comment)
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  1066. ......indubitably
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  1067. Goddamn it SIMON! NOT THREE MINUTES pass and you STILL SAY IT like: "Mass-Uh-Too-Sits"????? Are you a "Daft Re-Re"!?
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  1068. MASS-UH CHEW SITS!!!
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  1069. 24;00 Meanwhile, here in St. Paul, Minnesota!!!
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  1070. Fuck Silversteen (it's a German-Jewish name; Stein is "Steen")
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  1071. It HIGHLY Likely that Poe died from Rabies, due to the symptoms he displayed up until the moment he died, asking for a man named "Reynolds" over & over; NO ONE knows ANYONE with such a name...
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  1072. Being of Norwegian Stock/Decent, it's VERY funny that you say NordVPN is based in Panama and ISN'T tied down by EU-Based rules/laws, while Norway ISN'T EITHER!
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  1073. WAKA-WAKA-WAKA!!! 😂😄
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  1074. Yeah the Badger/Mushroom bit's from a gentleman by the internet handle/name of "Weebl"
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  1075. "Alban" New York, Simon?? (I think he meant AlbanY*, NY or he MIGHT have made the *"Y" unintentionally silent) ALSO: "JERKED HIS HAT OFF"... 😄 🤣 I am incredibly mature!
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  1076. ¡ODELAY!
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  1077. He was ALSO banging Freda under the SAME ROOF his Family was staying under!! 🤣😹 THAT'S FUCKED UP!!!
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  1078. Indubidably
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  1079. AMPUTATED
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  1080. Ok Edison, you think "every inventor needs an enemy" against Bell.... THEM BITCHES never told Elisha Gray!
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  1081. As a guy who's ALSO under the same 1st name, no middle one, spelt different/not quite the same. My Norwegian granparents called me "diarrhea of the mouth" in Norsk Slang @ 3.5yrs old... I've chilled since then @ 31...
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  1082. I agree with you RJ...
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  1083. Number Zero: The Paris Catacombs
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  1084. *- Takes shot of Stolichnaya, raises it and exclaims: "NOSTROVIA!!!!" It's $30+ for a 1.75L of Stoli ...but it's worth it. I don't get hung over like I would with CHEAP Scheiße!! 🤣😹
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  1085. Muta, don't fucking lie; we BOTH KNOW I'm 6.5FT and you're 6FT-2IN... Alright?? You're just adding an extra inch to make yourself feel better my younger gentleman... I MYSELF was born 2 Months before the fall of the Berlin Wall (9.19.1989) .....YOU were born the year O.J. was getting chased down in his White Ford Bronco!!!
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  1086. .....Yeh Canuck FUCK!
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  1087. 8L18 Not sure WHY you keep bringing up West as if he's a 4th Figative, when we all know he was left behind!
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  1088. 10:24 That's a photo from Operation Iraqi Freedom/OIF, the 2nd Gulf War, due to the UGLY[in MY opinion, being former ARMY/ARNG Soldier of 8ys] Army Combat Uniforms/ACU's shown in the pic. Indeed, I'm the MINORITY that's 100% Confidant that 9/11 IS an INSIDE JOB!!! There's NO WAY the towers could fall just from aircraft IMPACT AND EVEN JET FUEL could take down these modern marvels. Nor could they fall the way they did, how quickly they fell, etc-etc...
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  1089. Also, I ALWAYS use the phrase: "BUMHUG/BUM-HUG!!!"
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  1090. Yup buncha BUMHUGGERS!!!
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  1091. Number Zero: The Paris Catacombs
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  1092. Hedgehogs have 2-Headed Penises/Peni: Echidnas have "4-Headed Penises/Peni" "90% of Koalas have Chlamydia/"Teh CLAP!" AND SOOTH BRAINED!!
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  1093. I started drinking at age 5 or six
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  1094. And this country has #5 as The Current POTUS.... "THANKS OBAMA" .......please come back!!!
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  1095. Your surname is "Anus"? Oh sweet-baby-jebuz!
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  1096. I know it's "Anas" Muta; I just kid! My last name people fuck up ALL the time. "Hog-land?" or "Haag-land"?? or "Houu-gland"??? .....It's "Ho-Gland" (Haugland) ....It's Norwegian.....
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  1097. They don't look like any random Africans, but specifically SOMALI.... UNLIKE BLACKHAWK DOWN!!!* ....you should review THAT piece of shit!!! I'll give you my 2Cents!!!
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  1098. Alright MUTA man, my guy, it's "illegal to shoot down drones". - Jøn Haugland, aka Sgt_Hoagie
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  1099. You've done this subject already Simon... Treading over old shyte...
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  1100. Hey, you guys FINALLY got around to making an Episode About ME!
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  1101. Don't worry Roman, I was jumped too at age 16 in 2005... Had MY NOSE BROKEN on the bridge/BONE of my nose that ISN'T the cartilage. Bled ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! 6 against 1 (who was walking home from work, Taco Bell Cottage Grove Minnesota, minding my own business!!!)
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  1102. The Rape of Nanjing was stomach-churning to read about growing up; hearing the accounts of UNIT 731 ALONE was enough for me to grow a deep hatred for *Imperial Japan... *
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  1103. 3:15 *Three Black Men put the highly sophisticated collar-bomb on you there Wells?? - Here's a good one: What did the Bomb whisper in Brian's ear? "Wells FAR GO (BOOM!)"
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  1104. It's a B-E-A-U-TIFUL VIEW of YOU and your 'Lll Gopnik Figurine!!! 🤘😊💜
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  1105. 26:32 (GRABS LAPTOP) Alright Mutahar, look man, lemme tell you my CANUCK post-teens Brother, BUT "MASSACHUSETTS" isn't pronounced as "Mass-Uh-Two-Sits".... I've had to tell your brown behind this shyt before, but I digress. It's *"MASS-UH-CHEW-SITS" yeh TWAT!!! Now, as a reserved gentleman of The Midwest (Minnesota; a strange Foreign Land to the Rest of the States; Although I'm Norwegian-American, I'm born out of Waterbury CT... Fairly Fresh to this side of Teh Globe!)
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  1106. "BUT JON, am I the First Canadian to be told this?" "NIET!!!" Ok, both YOU, "Criminally Listed" AND EVEN "WATCHMOJO"!!!* What the fuck's WITH YOU Canuck-Fucks always flubbing that simple state's NAME? Seriously, a state of *Irish DRUNKS that can't get their shit STRAIGHT; EVEN WITH SETH MCFARLAND wallowing about, it's kiinda sad that no one can say their dumb shit state RIGHT!!!
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  1107. What's with the retardo-Elvis alongside the Peter Gunn Bass-Line?
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  1108. Awe t'anks Sir Whistler 👌
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  1109. SIMON: Who the bloody-HELL edits your videos!!?? This one seemed to be circumcised a little TOO short and nipped the tip-end of the video... .....WELL, then again, we'll never know due to the video's end being cut shortened and the end-credits being nipped out my good man..... Just so you're aware my good sir...
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  1110. Pearl Harbor (film) = "MURIKA!!!!"
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  1111. 15:27 You either suck at "maths" or you mistakenly said "almost $3.000/3 Grand!" when instead you should've said "$2,000/2 Grand". due to the 24HR "Pleasure Ride" being $1,900...
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  1112. 5:40 What the FUCK is the "HOKEY KOKEY" Is that some Scottish Version of The Hokey Pokey
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  1113. "Nothing Changes, just Rearranges" KoRn - "It's On"!!!
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  1114. Auto/Biographic: Simon Whistler! Have Daven Hiskey, or HELL, get SOMEONE to narrate as a special guest! It's not like you DIDN'T DO THE SAME DAMN THING ON TIFO'S 100,000 or ONE-MIL Subs VIDEO! C'MON SIMON!
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  1115. Don't Like *"Fiddy-Thent"/Curtis Jackson (and I "PUKED, IN MY MOUTH). Gotta love a GOOD VPN!!
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  1116. It's kind of ignorant to think that there ARE NO ALIENS of intelligent design out three Roman...hehe/hihi
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  1117. Seeing Elvis in his Army Greens remids me that I was one of the last Soldiers that was issued a set; almost swapping them for the New Civil War Blues.... I was in 9SEPT2008 - 9SEPT2016
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  1118. Later Drug Use? Suicide Attempt? Been there since my injury in 2011 spine/left-hip/sciatca pins+needles down left leg... I was on Painkillers for 4 Long Years...
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  1119. OHHHHH! That's where the origins of BOTH "Xenophobia" and "Agoraphobia"... Indubidably (pops pipe in mouth, fervently puffing smoke... Yeah IRL I'm a cigarette smoker and eCig user)
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  1120. Carradine: "Care-Uh-Deen" Like B-Z Star John Carradine
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  1121. Your annotations DO NOT WORK Muta!!!!! Por Que??? x-O
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  1122. Yerp... Here in Minnesota it [George Floyd Riots] was (almost) like the Damn Krystal-Nacht!!! FFS PPL!!! Please be reasonable... I love everyone; I'm FAR from black/white; I'm COLOR-BLIND!!! - This is horrible, 'Battle' (RE: TCH). It was funny how you played the Soviet Myths Video and during the 18-ish minute mark where the Ye-Olde 40s Reel where he said "ATTACK-ATTACK & ATTACK"... (The 'Attack-Attack-Attack' phrase is the phrase we were christened here in MN in 1917) - My unit, the 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls" here in Southern-Half of Minnesota & Northern Iowa - 34ID [Circa Sept. 1917] we're (2-147 AHB) a UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter/"Air-Assault" Battalion Stationed in Kuwait City, KW!! - Credentials: (as if they matter) I'm 8yrs [6X2yrs of my ARNG-MN Contract, despite my spine/hip/sciatic injuries at age 21; it'll be a DECADE this coming APR-2021] Veteran, who still stuck it thru' all this dumb bullshit and I'm trying as hard has I can to get this together and start my new/nuevo/nova job THIS WEEK!!! <3
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  1123. MOS: 25U
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  1124. HOOAH!!
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  1125. Fucking Mongols... I wonder if my Ancestors (Norse Vikings) ever made it as far EAST as they did WEST; I WOULD say The Varangian Gaard but those were mere Mercenaries and probably for another time. Simon, I hope you're taking notes... Could be a kewl subject!
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  1126. Then again, Roy Benavidez is my Mortal Hero... He's pure amazement embodied...
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  1127. Ah, abstaining from the act of the old "knuckle-shuffle" 👊😉
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  1128. Although I was specifically U.S. ARNG-MN for 8yrs, I have to inform you that your Merchant-Marines were saluting with the WRONG HANDS! 😄😸
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  1129. FUCK THAT, "MI MAYATE" (MY-AH-TAY; the N-Word in Mexicano-Spanish; as you were happy to throw around in your older videos. TY-MUCHO for not doing it "No Mas"): WE [in Minnesota] Drink Caribou Coffee yeh INCEL's!!!
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  1130. As I've said before. I'm old (age 30) and I've already seen this shit on Spoony's Channel (BLIP CHANNEL) before he got a case of the Nannerz! "His shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S" 🍌💩
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  1131. Yeah, you wanna know who's ALSO A FREEMASON?: SHAQ!!! That's right, Shaquille O'Neal is a goddamn Freemason! He also likes going down on a girl "DURING SHARK WEEK"!!! I'm not kidding!! He admitted to it in OPEN COURT!!!
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  1132. Someone's a fan of Newgrounds.. 😏
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  1133. 157,000 "LIKES"!!!??? SPLENDID WORK SIR!!! Hassan is someone I'd personally stand up to the guy & turn his ass in to the MP's on post or my CO/NCOIC, etc-etc!!
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  1134. 2:06 I THINK the word "Traffic" is meant to relate with the exchange of people going in/out of the County....
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  1135. 5:48 The ONLY Pendergast I KNOW was a 92-"Golf" (92G) aka, a "Culinary Specialist" (I was a 25U, "Signal Support Specialist"). We were stationed at 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion/2-147 AHB....
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  1136. Karl Smallwood: "I'm from BEEEEHRMINGEM!!" HAHAHA! 😄
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  1137. Ah yes, NIST... Creating deepening schisms between Sheeple and Letting "Inside Employees" get away with the MURDER OF NEARLY 3,000 People
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  1138. NKRS_Bangers UNITE!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOAH!!!!!
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  1139. I've been telling people that FDR DIDN'T have polio; which is a disease that targets children and adolescents, but in SUPER-RARE cases, adults. *FDR actually had what's called: "Guillain–Barré syndrome" (GBS)
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  1140. If you're ever wanting to move to the States, move to MY STATE!!! MINNESOTA!!! Why?? Healthcare is affordable, being on a sliding scale depending on your income. The cost of living is low, food/rent, things like that. Winter DOES drop to -25°F and Summer gets ABOVE 90°F with high humidity!!! And mosquitos... Yeah it sucks, but you get a'lot of help when you're down and gets you back on your feet!!!!
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  1141. Does Roman STILL have a Girlfriend??? Survey Says: "Ъ"!!!
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  1142. Sorry Boyd, but that photo IS a dumb Alien Toy from Wal-Mart... Wal-Mart: "Always Low Standards; Always"
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  1143. Also, is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room about Chad Kroger's OBVIOUS PLASTIC SURGERY!? Well he's not AS ugly/gaunty as before.
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  1144. 8:04 "Two TOONS & One Egg"?? - I'm certain he meant "TUN/TUNS"; pronounced similarly as the Weight of "TON/TONS" and all that junk/stuff <(^_^)>
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  1145. 5:10 & 6:45 You used the SAME photo of Lafayette Pool TWICE, AT BOTH MARKED TIMES LISTED HERE!!! Why can't you find a distinct photo of the dude???
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  1146. 2:53 OK Look "ROMAN", I want to be honest as an 8 Year Vet of MN ARNG/Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard "OHMN" or whatever you say... "POINT BLANK" is technically within 50m/Fifty Meters/"Metres", or in "stupid Murichu" it's Yards... So, Yeh, I guess that's that den...Yah shurr ya betcha don'cha noh
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  1147. I'll give you my Failbook link: http://facebook.com/jon.haugland (HOH-gland, it's Norge/Nowegian) Anytime "BRAT"/Broseph
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  1148. It's pronounced Ed "GEEN" (Gein)... ALSO: His Mom wasn't Amish, nor was she a character from *"Little House On The Prairie"!! But she looks like she fell into a time machine! His brother died in a fire, not a fall down steps.
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  1149. 22:48 OK! Flag on the Play! "Southern Russia"?? Um, don't you mean The Ukraine?? They took MOST/ALL The Hassle/DEATHS in the case of The Holodomor!!! Is it this Norwegian-American's Duty to inform a Historian/"History-Buff"? NO/NEIT! Do I genuinely care? Actually, YES/DA! ...BTW glad to see my man Steve Buscemi (Bus-emmy; yeah, it's not the conventional Italian Pronunciation, but Steve ACTUALLY SNAPS AT Y'ALL FOR FUCKIN' IT UP!)
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  1150. ACTUALLY, Kyle Broflovski's little brother's called "IKE/ike"... Broflovski's his SURNAME
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  1151. I guess I should skip going back to the passport office, huh?
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  1152. 1:27 This is ACTUALLY A REAL animal, called an "Upland Moa" found in New Zealand in 1986! 🤘
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  1153. The giant talons, kept in such AMAZING condition!!
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  1154. I play METAL mostly...
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  1155. 9:07 Says "Grover Cleveland", but "GOVER Cleveland" is up on the screen....
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  1156. Yeah, you're not treading over untreaded ground....But sure......
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  1157. They're NOT BUFFALO!!! They're American Bison!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!
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  1158. I love your slow Nicholas!!
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  1159. 13:12 Dude, that ENTIRE CENTER-FOG looks like a HEAD+SHOULDERS!!! You can see it's eye-sockets, a mouth, a pseudo-nose/nostrils & so-on/so-4th........
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  1160. Goddamn it, that ducking fuck flew back in at the end of the video!
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  1161. Irrevocably/"Ear-Re-Volk-ah-Blee"!!! - Oh look at me, just because I'm Soyman Wiz-lah, moy peepull invented Ingrish! - Yes, you "Allegedly" DID, but NOT MODERN ENGLISH, you (quote-unquote; LOVINGLY THO') "factboy" - Goddamn it I love Simon, he's bluh'y AWESOMESAUCE!!! (NO JOKE! Ironic how Robert Moses, home of the Jews ironically; I'm not, don't judge!!) born in Waterbury, New Haven County, Connecticut ;-P
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  1162. I have NO Yiddish Ancestry Whatsoever in my ancestry, I just think it's hill-aryan-arse! xD - Jon takes his coat and walks away quietly, looking like the Harald Hardrada REJECT he truly IS!
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  1163. She was the "Jewish Godmother" that not only started the larger illegal underworld, survived the law, retiring in Canada (as explained later).
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  1164. Don't make me get Lubo Leipcheiv on the fone you FONEEEE
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  1165. No offense being aimed for here, but your chest-hair looks like an undershirt 👕
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  1166. Being Norwegian-American, I can tell you that Vikings DON'T wear horned Helmets!!!! It's never been historically correct!!!
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  1167. It DOES hurt the FUCK outta the pallet/gums of your mouth because it takes a STUPID-LONG TIME to soften up!!! I prefer "OOPS ALL BERRIES" if I had a gun against to my head. Also he's "ADMIRAL CRUNCH" due to the stripes...
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  1168. Care-eh-kuh-turrrr"
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  1169. Hoobistank's Best Song ISN'T "The Reason" but personally: "CRAWLING IN THE DARK" ........but that's really it. I remember a dumb moment while waiting for a concert in 2003/2004, my drummer buddy Kyle Palma (YES... THE Kyle Palma, look him up!) he shouts to the band as they go down the sidewalk in MPLS: "Look! It's HOOBA-STUNK!!!" and the guitarist jumps at us like he was gonna fucking do something Pfffffffffffffft!!!!
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  1170. He's being held back like he REALLY wants to beef with a buncha highschool students!!
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  1171. BTW, been a guitarist since EARLY 2002
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  1172. Here in Saint Paul Minnesota, it's currently 14FEB2021 @19:39 and the Temp is -9*F "Mr. Bald" (Big Ben; you're as tall as my Dad was; I'm only 6FT 0.5IN). I FEEL YOUR PAIN! <3
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  1173. So King Tut was rediscovered ...by the foot of the Waterboy... Carter better be kissing such a foot!(
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  1174. PREACH-ON, MUTAHAR!!! SPEAKING THE PRAVDA!!! PRAISE WHITE JEEBUZ! (......wait...?)
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  1175. 7:30 I PERSONALLY HATE how we're told to wear masks, but in North Korea, it's totally acceptable to NOT Cover One's NOSE!!! Sweet-Buttery-CHRIST!!!
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  1176. Agreed
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  1177. "Richard Mennis"... For those who had the reference go WAY OVER their heads, here's the translation to English: "DICK MENACE"
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  1178. FUNNY, how you use a scene from "American Pie 2" (as a Norwegian-American; half Norwegian, quarter Irish, quarter German) it's hilarious that y'all used such a scene in this Historical Video! Seann William Scott graduated from MY HIGHSCHOOL "Park Senior High" (my brother Kjell graduated June 2005; 2nd eldest brother Eric June 2006; June 2008 Myself!!). I'm currrently 30, spent 8yrs in the Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard in 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion. Yes, I was born in Waterbury CT, but I'm 3rd Generation Norwegian, with a Mom who's half Iriah/German....
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  1179. RE Ratners: You can't keep a good businessman down, I suppose; seeing how he kinda/sorta bounced back...
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  1180. 6:43 You realize that Britain STILL owns Australia, NZ AND CANADA RIGHT??? They're under the Bri'ish monarchy/Commonwealth!!!
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  1181. Simon: Why do you guys keep using List25's Theme??? You guys had your own jingle FOR YEQRS!* Beethoven was a Natal-Syphilis Victim...* He was given it from his Mother; this should explain his worsening hearing.
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  1182. Love me some Deus Ex <3
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  1183. NO Muta, that's supposed to be a GOBLINO!!!!! A fuckin' GNOME!!!!!!
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  1184. 8:00 DUDE! I'd Ranther had been in Kuwait with the rest of my unit in 2014 (2-147th AHB; 34th CAB; 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls") VERSUS ABJECT POVERTY BEING HOMELESS!!!!!!!! FOR ALMOST 4YRS (1APR2014 - 3JAN2018!!!). Y'know, I've been thinking! Since I have my Radio Skills and Troubleshooting STILL under my belt and being told I have "a GREAT Gravely Radio Voice, I should try YouTube...* Not sure, but if I have anyone out there that'd support me, covering topics that most things "outta the norm" many out HERE might find moy interesante, I'D THRIVE IN THAT!!! <3
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  1185. 26:15 Video Of Teh Week: Muta, that's "The Night Crawler/Fresno Alien" It's a genuinely CREEPY walking pair of bell-bottoms that's also sometimes accompanied by a smaller double. I personally find it EXTREMELY CREEPY!!! Here are the two "KNOWN" Videos of The little shit-nuggets in the "Reply"
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  1186. ALSO, if it wasn't made OBVIOUS, Fiddles/Violins,/Violas DID NOT EXIST in Nero's Time. Not for about another Millennia.
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  1187. Oh snap...... 😮
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  1188. Roman: Hey boss-man, you know I respect your word, I'm as anti-Trump/anti-authoritarian as it comes; my 8yrs of enlistment was during the Obama Admin. .......Well MOSTLY; by enlisting 8SEPT2008-8SEPT2016, George Dub-Yuh was still in office sadly (College ain't free here; that's one way how they get you to enlist!!)... The "Highway of Death" ISN'T YOUR COUNTRY'S FUCKING FAULT!!!!! BRUH, what's confusing is that we named the main highway to Baghdad due to those who planted IEDs/Improvised Explosive Devices along that strip of highway, muh dewd! I get the phrase "what goes around, comes around", but it was really fucked up to do on both ends!!!!!
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  1189. Haditha in 2005 WAS A WAR-CRIME; and so was the Original "Highway of Death" in 1991's Gulf War!!! I Totally Agree man! It was despicably perpetrated by stupid, jarheads/meat-shields called "Marines"; I'm former U.S. Army/ARNG-MN/Army National Guard of Minnesota myself; Helicopter Battalion Communications Expert; MOS: 25U/Twenty-FIve Uniform <3 - I defend your right to bring these topics some find as a bitter truth-pill to swallow... I "got your six", if-you-will...
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  1190. Jon Haugland JESUS CHRIST SIMON!! Another CHANNEL!!?? When do YOU have time for YOURSELF!!?? 3:34 "Analyzing in background" Gotta love Adobe Premier You should just focus on your current amount and taking time to properly edit your videos!! LOL 😄
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  1191. DACHA = "CABIN" here in Minnesota!!!!!!!!
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  1192. Amerikanski: Nathan Rich = NATE DICK
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  1193. Roman, if someone EVER calls you a "pussy", take it from Jøn/Sgt_Hoagie, and reply with: "I am what I eat" 🤣😹
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  1194. Ah, New U5 Episode <3 <(^_^)>
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  1195. I would have to say "You Know You're Right/Sappy" should've been #1!!! SLTS IT'S OVERPLAYED!!! KURT HATED IT TO BITTER THE END OF HIS CAREER.
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  1196. "HAI, VersusARCH-SAMA!!"
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  1197. I was one of the first in the U.S. to watch "Anime" (like DBZ) in the mid-late 90s with all the Shōnen Shows that were emerging.
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  1198. Somewhere over the rainbow...indeed :-P
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  1199. Thanks Señor Whistler 💜🤘😌🤘
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  1200. Moy Interesanté... VERY enjoyable to see the mouthpiece of a monster die!!!
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  1201. 2:39 "Rusia"??
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  1202. Opening with MY State I call "home"... MMMKAY then... Carry-On "SW" <(^-^)>
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  1203. Ah, "Heavy Metal".....hailing from *CANADA, It's a GREAT Film, with AMAZING EFFECTS that's both: "Totally worth your time to watch AND seems to have a bunch of originality!!! .....CAN'T say the same for #WatchMojo. They pump SHIT OUT faster EVERY GODDAMN DAY and had TOO MANY shameless in-video adverts, as if *THEY'RE SO HARD PRESSED TO DO SO!
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  1204. BOTH are from CANADA, but ONLY ONE SUCKS!!! ...........guess which one THAT IS! "Hmmmmmmmmmmm!"
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  1205. FUCK COLUMBUS.
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  1206. Hahaha! MicroPenis! It's like that one video you did about the Small Penis Argument/whatever it was called :-P
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  1207. My facial-muscles and abdomen hurts all'round!!!
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  1208. I thought "Galicia" Spain was pronounced as "Ga-li-see-ah" not "ga-li-thee-ah"....
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  1209. Like Garcia or "Gar-see-ah"
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  1210. 08:30 https://www.youtube.com/embed/lM-nWUcOvic
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  1211. Drowning. Un'd-her.every-THANG (innuendo = in you end OH!)
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  1212. Here's the THING ...and the rest of the Fantastic 4
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  1213. 0:10 "PRISON IS NOT A 'FUN' EXPERIENCE LIKE THE SAY ON TV"???? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Nice Typo, Muta-Harem!!! ;-P
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  1214. Nice Ravenholm Chapter HL² Music/Score use here Roman 👍 aka "HλLF-LIFE SQUARED" or H-Lambda-LF-LIFE
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  1215. "Amputated" 😎
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  1216. Sigh..............
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  1217. Bruce's DOB: 2016!
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  1218. And YES, I DO have videos of his escipades AND my Nephew-Kitty who I gifted to my brother Eric. He played FETCH!!! Super smart little runt <3
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  1219. 22:50 Sherman from "The Critic" [American-Cartoon that I grew up on and LOVE]: going on about his book in a cut-out: "BUY MY BOOK, Boy-Moi Book, "BAH MAH BUUK!!!"
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  1220. As a Norwegian-American, who's also an 8yr Military Vet (US Army+ARNG-MN) the best weapon: FEAR
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  1221. I'm 6ft (72 Inches) tall & weigh 250LBS with a stocky build. I've since injured my spine, left hip & pins+needles throughout my left leg/foot/toes!
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  1222. It's pronounced Ed "GEEN" (Gein)... ALSO: His Mom wasn't Amish, nor was she a character from "Little House On The Prairie"!! But she looks like she fell into a time machine! His brother died in a fire, not a fall down steps. WHY ARE ENGLISH BOBBIES THERE!!????
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  1223. RIGHT!!??
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  1224. I feel old any time this kid complains about "feeling old".... 👴😂
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  1225. VERY Appropriate
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  1226. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (SNORT) HHAAAAAH!!!
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  1227. God Bless you, Mutahar <3
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  1228. Yep, Señor Zimmerman is from MY State, Minnesota. A cold (AND hot+humid, mosquito-ridden) magical place where the waters of the Lake Superior and it's add'l 10,000 lakes (and no, Swissconsin's "lakes" aren't in higher numbers because many are TOO SMALL!) and DESPITE being 3rd Gen Norwegian-American (½ Irish/German; 5th & 3rd Gen respectively), 6.1FT tall & had three surgeries due to 8yrs of Enlistment) my two elder brothers Kjell and Eric were born in New Haven County Connecticut. We moved here so my Dad would have better benefits & pay as an aircraft mechanic with Northwest Airlines... Sorry for the mini autobio......
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  1229. How the Fuck did Kornaev SURVIVE!?
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  1230. His 2000 stand-up on Broadway was FUCKING TITS!!!! A.k.a. "AWESOME!!!" 🤣😹
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  1231. I bought HλLF-LIFE GOTY when I was 10....in 1999.... Downloaded & played plenty of mods back then, like *"They Hunger"(one, two & three), USS Darkstar, and other NON-PCGamer mods
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  1232. FUCK COLUMBUS!!! (Also Peter The Great...Niet so great!) MY BOY Lief Erickson [being a fellow Norwegian, living in America] BEAT COLUMBUS BY NEARLY 500 YEARS! EDIT: And Lief didn't kill ANYONE! Columbus = PWNED!!!
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  1233. 5:05 (Hears Narration, but follows captions) Uhh, Simon? I don't think Ötzi was a mere 10LBS; whilst alive, he'd be 10LBS...
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  1234. Your "favoUrite"?? Goddamn Canuck-Fuck.... 😏
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  1235. I love you Muta 💜 It's just my bitchy moof, like how YOU get...
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  1236. Mutahar: Scopolamine: "Sk'Apollo-MEAN"
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  1237. Being in an Army Nat'l Guard unit for 8yrs, I came across something that tickled/worried me. Their mounted computers that RUNS REDHAT (a purdy fucking OLD Version) act as a rudimentary GPS/Wireless Texting, marking areas with icons that tell you what the conditions are like in that area; purdy much anything you can think of, it's Marked in THAT area to inform other soldiers. Like when we were in Kuwait. We're a Helicopter Battalion with 8 "birds" (UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopters), which I ALSO fixed/installed/replaced radios, computers and "Blue-Force Trackers" (aka ....a GPS antenna...real fancy/hightech SHIT, lemme tell ya,).
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  1238. You should look up that guy that can [allegedly] turn clouds into shapes... "Cluuuuud intu a T-Shaped Cluuuud"
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  1239. 3RD Album ("In Utero") was recorded just a Half-Hour South of here in: Saint Paul Minnesota
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  1240. Cannon Falls, MN!!! <3 ..............Courtney KILLED HIM!
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  1241. ACTUALLY: A Servant that carries One's Footwear ISN'T AN ISOLATED INCIDENT! Ancient Egypt did the exact same thing for it's Pharaohs!!! Weird huh?
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  1242. I played HλLF-LIFE ONE back in 1998 (the demo; at a friend's place far from my home in the Twin Cities, out in South Dakota) THEN I bought the GOTY Edition in 1999, then the expansions, so-on and so-forth
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  1243. HL² is AWESOME!!!
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  1244. The "Tapping of The Shoulders" bit is TOTAL BULLSH!T You ACTUALLY get SLAPPED ACROSS THE FACE AS HARD AS THE LORD COULD DELIVER!
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  1245. Oh, you CAN'T HIT BACK! You have to just "take it..."
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  1246. As a Norwegian-American , I can tell you that Columbus wasn't the first European(s). Instead it's MY PEOPLE! That's why Leif Eriksson Day (Erickson/Eriksen, etc-etc) needs MORE awareness! it was set for Oct. 9th k 1962 when the discoveries of Viking Contact in Newfoundland & Labrador!!
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  1247. I KNOW!!! It's BAD. No racial appropriation allowed...
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  1248. Nailed it RIGHT on the KNACKERS!! xD
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  1249. Yeah it's "BISON" & NOT BUFFALO!!!
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  1250. You realize The Red Army (yes, other allied forces had their fair share too; US included) did unspeakable things to soldiers and civilians too!! Putin is in bed with al -
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  1251. I was a soldier once, as well... From 8SEPT2008 - 8SEPT2016 during OIF/OEF. Unfortunately I severaly injured my low-soine, left hip (cartilage tore open) and sciatica down to my toes (left butt/leg/foot! I had three surgeries to correct those issues (including hip correction where the femur had to get resurfaced: two part spine surgery to install a "Nevro HF10 Spine Stimulator system embedded into my spine and the computer under my flesh, under my right shoulderblade....
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  1252. OH and did I EVER GET ANY BNEFITS!!?? I'll say in Spanish: NO!!!
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  1253. Sorry but FUCK Bob Geldof!!! I have MANY reasons why I DO!!!
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  1254. Simon: The REAL question is WHY are you guys STEALING LIST25's THEME MUSIC???
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  1255. MY UNIT, 2-147th AHB, 34th CAB, 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls", was created August 1917, who were deployed to the Western Front!!! A buncha "Scandihoovians" we are... We were there in the Battle Of The Bulge!!! <3
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  1256. I was born 9.19.1989 Yeah I'm old, get over it.... Anyhow, yeah it was just two months before the Berlin Wall Fell. Then around my 2nd birthday the end of the USSR, etc-etc. I like watching your stuff boss; I find hearing from another person's perspective
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  1257. As a "LIB-TARD" Veteran, I can calmly say: NAYIRA could've saved the USA TWO CONFLICTS if she decided to STFU"!!!!!!
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  1258. His arms/legs look WAY too thin. That's all I'm saying. You go Abalin!
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  1259. 2:14 OK, NO PLUG...but there's a caveat.. aren't YOU talking about... THIS GUY: Simo Häyhä from Finland? Dewd I'm half Norge/Norwegian so you can get rekt!
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  1260. I'm 31 BTW Roman "Abalin"
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  1261. All the way from MN Don'cha Noh
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  1262. Also thank you SO MUCH for NOT using the "N" Word...you know the 1
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  1263. PROM 2010? Um... I graduated 2008, my young INDIAN-CANADIAN-2018-Graduate!
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  1264. "SEER-UH-CUES"!!!
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  1265. I'm half Norwegian, 3rd Gen Norwegian to be exact. Guys like Simo were opportunistic. He acted on instinct, distinct being a mere 5FT to my 6FT in stature!!!
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  1266. "Snookering"? 😂🎱 I think you meant "Snorkeling"
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  1267. Muta, remind me NOT TO shake your hand after seeing you sneeze into them multiple times this video!! Use your elbow!!!
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  1268. ALSO COUGHING!! Your Dad's a DOCTOR! What would he say!? I don't know Hindi, so you're the only one with that skill 👍 YES he undoubtedly speaks the Queen's Speech 💬
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  1269. Sucks that J.P. Kennedy was a STAUNCH ANTI-SEMITE, MCCARTHY SUPPORTER, SEXIST/MULTIPLE "SEXCAPADES"...
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  1270. Eh... It's FLORIDA; nothing but nekked/crazy/stupid luddites.... Fuck FloriDUH 😒
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  1271. "I want you to slash and burn! The more you burn THE BETTER!"
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  1272. My Favorite Chubby Indian Guy on YouTube!!! <(^-^)> - I can't believe Muta's got a good 1.5" in height on me!! He's 6'2" while I'm 6'0.5" :-P - Poor guy deals with Sleep Paralysis and barely gets ANY SLEEP :'-(
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  1273. I went from E1/PVT to E4/SPC (Specialist) in 2YRS, 1 MONTH & 12 DAYS! But sergeant took a long while....
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  1274. 1:24 HOLY F*CKING SH!T!!! My brother Eric was born on Earth Day as well!! That's Insane [in the membrane] :-O BRUH!!!
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  1275. LOOK!... As a LONG TIME Resident and a Minnesota ARNG (HHC/"HQ" Company 2-147th Assault Helicopter Battalion; Downtown St. Paul Airport/"Holman Field"; Enlist: 8SEPT2008 - ETS: 8SEPT2016) and I gotta tell ya man, seeing what happened to George Floyd was BRUTAL & Fucked up! But smashing innocent civilian's livelihoods, taking food out of the mouths of their children is SO FUCKING ABHORRENT!!!
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  1276. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! That Tree AIN'T SHIT!!! Look up the Manchineel Tree which produces the "Little Apple of Death"!
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  1277. AND the tree can burn YOU if raining and do not burn it, it'll kill you! It's ALL OVER SOUTH AMERICA, THE CARIBBEAN & FLORIDA (because OF COARSE it's Florida).
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  1278. "I rock size 13s" HOLY SHIT ME TOO!!!! Ummm, I'm 6FT, just 4" shorter than yourself ROMAN!!!
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  1279. OY! NICK!! Seeing that you reviewed "Band of Brothers" you should check out "Generation: KILL"!!! Seriously, it's a Hell of a story about the beginning of the Iraq Invasion (I STILL refuse to call it a "War/Conflict/Campaign") in Fallujah... Sure, they're a bunch of Marines, whom I dub as "MEATSHIELDS" to the rest of the DoD Branches, because they brainlessly run INTO light-arms fire!!! But it reminded me SO MUCH of Kuwait (which Iraq invaded in 1990-1991, when I was 1-2yrs old! DOB: 9.19.1989) I had to watch it; which i did, and it's stuck with me ever since!!! NICK, Please-Please watch the HBO Series "Generation: KILL", you won't regret it, nor is the series terribly long!!! List of Military Films/Series to watch: *"Generation: KILL"  Respectfully, SGT Jon Haugland (Sgt_Hoagie; "ho-gland", get it?)
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  1280. 20:17 Here in South "S(ain't)" Paul Minnesota, it's fuckin' 34C/93F currently, with 54% HUMIDITY!!! - I rarely/if ever turn on my AC/Wall Unit to cool my place because it's goddamn expensive! (like you I don't mean to curse/swear, just that the heat is pissing me off!). The only time I do is if my Maine Coon/Euro-Tabby cat Bruce starts suffering, I'll turn it on man! Kuwait wasn't fun either... x-P=DEAD from goddamn heatstroke almost. Had to get a saline drip injected into me...FML
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  1281. Wish I had a GF honestly. You'd think a military guy who's a computer geek and in decent physical shape would, but no... :'P
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  1282. When someone called ME a "Pussy", I always replied with "I am what I eat!!!" 😋 AND STOP SAYING "NIGGA" WHITEBOY!!! Stop appropriating words that aren't yours!
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  1283. Woody AND Buzz mastered The Kamehameha?? Disney, MAKE IT CANNON!!!
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  1284. "My Landlord Tried Getting Me Into A Pyramid Scheme" FML I know/noh the feeling!
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  1285. 0:48 It's not a "Datcha" it's a Cabin... that's what we call it here in MN/"Minn-uh-soda" (we call soda POP btw) OKOK, look, I got one in Mille Lacs tho... ok Ro-Maine :-]
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  1286. In English: Pompous Nautilus - Basically fuckers that're into smelling their own FARTS!
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  1287. AND: They A-B, the director, is a shameless liar... and he knew it FOR F$#@'s sake
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  1288. 11:00 They Floss it Tho! xD xD xD
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  1289. In your MEIN you've all but... FAILED
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  1290. 2:10 "Harry" and I have a couple things in common: - Born in Waterbury Connecticut (1921; 1989 respectively. Moved to Minnesota in April 1993 myself). AND my uncle Ron went to MIT and graduated in 1981... He works for Honeywell in Phoenix AZ, having a higher Security Clearance than I did in my 8yrs in the Military! Freaky...
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  1291. 11:40 CONTEXT = KEY
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  1292. When I was enlisted in the MN-ARNG (Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard for 8yrs, I was able to be a part of one of the biggest changes in the Army/Navy/Air Force had ever repealed. "Dont Ask, Don't Tell"... From Dec-1993 until the day AFTER MY 22nd Birthday! (20SEPT2011). My fellow veteran is one of/if-not the FIRST Transgender Soldier in my unit's and U.S. Army's HISTORY! She WAS Sgt. Michelle Nowak, now better known as "Mic"!!! Seriously look it up, she's the ONLY ONE (so far) to graduate WEST POINT in our Unit!!! Her story, I'll link in the "REPLY" section! I've been out since 2016 and still have fond memories of my time in...
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  1293. Does this REALLY need explaining!!?? I suppose, being how culturally dense/morally bankrupt some people are nowadays, they need to be shook out of their desensitized states! I love my country (mainly the people+places+amenities & NOT the bureaucratic portion; the former is why I enlisted for 8 LONG YEARS.) but like anywhere else it has its share of issues.
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  1294. Sorry for the longwinded speech guys...
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  1295. Here in South and West Saint Paul Minnesota, this may seem to make Greco folks "butthurt"; HOWEVER, I feel as though that Lebanese People make BETTER Gyros than the Greeks!! <3 Yes that controversial statement is INDEED as such, however, I have a better feel for them here more than anything... We need MORE Greeks here apparently <3
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  1296. That Civil War brought their BEST HERE. Unlike what Trump liked/likes to think <3
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  1297. Gyros... AND Heros \m/
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  1298. 5:33 Wait... is that William McKinley as Fat Uncle Sam's Taylor???? :-O
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  1299. I'm Half Norwegian BTW/by the way <3
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  1300. Dude, Nick was referring to which film ("Tora Tora Tora"; NOT Michael Bay's peice of shit film) best represents America's engagement in the Pacific Theater of War. You gotta hear/understand the CONTEXT of what Nick said man. Also, MY 1st Name's Jon :-D
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  1301. HEY!!! There's my TWO Aussies used as "tools of boor!". Fuck MEL GIBSON!!! (I'm sorry Heath Ledger was ever tricked into this shit-fest!)
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  1302. If my Dad was alive, he'd ask: "What did Yoko say when John Lennon was SHOT???" Answer: "ONO"!!!
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  1303. Paté NOT "Payyy't"
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  1304. "Mushroom, MUSHROOM!!"
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  1305. CYCA, CYCA, CYCA, BLYAT!!!
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  1306. I know I misspelled shut up!!
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  1307. 6:53 MUTA: "WRONNNGG!!!! xD No Seriously, Max Headroom is [originally] a Computer TV Personality that made these weird, unnatural movements/vocal-glitches and was even a shill for Coke... "Catch The Wave" indeed... - The Hijacking of The Chicago TV Channels back in 1987 was by an 80s version of a Troll!
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  1308. 44:26 Dude, I'm glad I was Honorably Discharged (trying to change that to a "Medically Discharged/MEDBOARD'ed because I was severely injured on duty; they're trying to fuck me outta my benefits; fucking VA...) by the time these protests occurred. I don't know how I'd feel being activated over what's clearly Native Land!
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  1309. (sees "Great Plains" map) The Plains are a bit WIDER than illustrated. I live in Minnesota, where we are considered a part of the Plains... Here in Minnesota we had Pipeline 3 and the Protests that came in 2017! "REINTRODUCED HORSES TO NORTH AMERICA??? There weren't ANY BEFORE Europeans arrived!!
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  1310. Fuck, it's 07:21 (7:21am CST/Central Standard Time; 6AUG2020; Saint Paul, MN) I'm starting/continuing my day with a Screwdriver (Vodka & OJ/Orange Juice 🍊)
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  1311. WILSON!!!!!!!!!
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  1312. It's like my Grandpa Kjell (CH'ell; Norge ExPat) who REALLY hated Lutefisk, which is Cod-Fish FERMENTED IN LYE for 3 Days!!! (aka: POISON!), he told me enough to not even TRY that garbage. Here, in Minnesota, where I moved to back in the early 90s, we have a type of Cod Called Walleye and it's PERFECT the way it is (dammit!) <3
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  1313. I love you Roman, you rock! So does Potato-Wadkuh! YUM!!! <3
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  1314. ROC: "THE ROCK" <3
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  1315. [Reads Credits] Oh, hi Karl Smallwood!! 👋👍 (Does he EVER have ANY time to himself? I mean, Holy Shit! C'mon man! Then again Simon pumps out videos on separate channels faster AND more frequent than FLDS firing out babies!!!
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  1316. I think Kurt Cobain took all the penny-juice y'ears ago, to be mixed in his Penny Royal Tea...
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  1317. Chernobyl ISN'T A CITY! Pripyat is the city; Chernobyl is the name of the Plant!!! UGH!!!
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  1318. 8:31 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! "George VI?" I thought King George VI👑 DIED! Simon said so @ 6:05 I'm SO goddamned confused....
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  1319. Her story was made EVEN BETTER by Salma Hayek...
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  1320. Salma Hayek is SUPER HOT 🔥 ¡AYE DIOS MIO! 💓
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  1321. Vietnam had a DMZ!!?? I never knew THAT! I thought that was only Korea...
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  1322. Oh give Uwe Boll a break...
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  1323. Highlight History Theme 😏👍
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  1324. As a Nørge-American, I gotta say, May the Gods Bless You, Roman!!! You're tough enough to live here in MINNESOTA!!!
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  1325. At least we'll take care of YOU!!!!
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  1326. 0:01 Well, it was call the "Forgotten War" as my Norge-American Grandfather Kjell jokingly called. It was called that because, NOT because of merely the Vietnam War but instead the time between THAT and WWII..........
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  1327. xD
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  1328. RE: 11mo Ago As an owner of a BIG/Monster 14LB ½ English Tabby/Maine Coon male (Bruce), I highly suggest installing window screens!!! I still stand by my story. I got a harness for him, but the damn clip cracked. It's wack. - However I'll order a new one at the top of the month; more/less - He's a little over 5 This Year. He put's up a HELL of a fight; THUS the name: "BRUCE" like the legend himself... - Currently HERE, right M'ow, in "S(ain't) Paul" MN it's 90-93 Fahrenheit/32.2-33 Celsius, 55% Humidity! I'm MELTING!!! No plug xD
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  1329. Bastard keeps running off on me, running across the street to meet people. He's totally happy meeting new PPL..
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  1330. That's what the harness for...
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  1331. Cough Cough, screw "you know who" at CH-Nacht-So-Awesum... Cough cough...
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  1332. Go Fantano, Roman Abalin, all y'all (I'm from MN we really don't say that up here) BUT it's great you guy's are breaking it down... \m/
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  1333. 41:51 "And much of it remains... "in the DARK"... Well, someone's been catching up on Dark5/Dark Docs/Dark Skies/"PERFECT DARK", you name it! <(^_^)>
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  1334. 12:40 Heheheh, he said "TAINT"
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  1335. I merely kid....(snickerdoodlez)
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  1336. "Surface-To-Surface"? I thought it was Surface-To-Air Missiles (SAMs)
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  1337. Muta: The "Ice Cream Truck" Music earlier was a clip from a Numbers Station "Swedish Rhapsody" from what's assumed to be East Berlin which I'm guessing is from late 1970s.
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  1338. PUTIN IS A GODDAMN THIEF!!! - DOGGO!!! (D'aw!!!)
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  1339. YOUR AUDIO SHAT-THE-BED RIGHT ABOUT 20:34 Muta-Harem ;-P
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  1340. 5:14 A BIG "NOPE" to you Joseph!! "Meddling Cartel"??? It's pronounced "Meh-deh-yeen" Cartel Señor! Thought I'd just give you something to add to your vocabulary Battle!!! 🤘🙃🤘
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  1341. I started at five or six years old!!! Southern Comfort
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  1342. Yup-Yup, I myself reside in the State of The Mayo Clinic (Minnesota; St. Paul specifically; screw MPLS)
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  1343. CD Player, Roman!!! Yeh Fetus!!!
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  1344. Oh, Jon/Jøn, when? 2005
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  1345. Main reason why I self conscripted...........
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  1346. 3:05 SIMON!!: I think you MIGHT'VE botched the script (or probably the editor) & he prolly graduated in 196-EIGHT instead... I love ALL your channels; yer awesomesauce; CARRY ON, SOLDIER!!! (I remember you saying you were in Cadet Skewl, so I thought I'd flatter you a bit <(^-^)> ) \m/ Hell-Yeh!!!
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  1347. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  1348. He has Shadow The Goddamn Hedgehog on his desktop/wallpaper...
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  1349. What's wrong with PROPER REPRESENTATION?? - Oh yeah that's right, it's Putin's Russia......
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  1350. "Oh no, a whole year!?" I only joke Roman. Man, I pissed away 8yrs in the U.S. Army/ARNG-MN, hurt my low-spine/left hip/sciatica etc-etc. That happened due to my NCO being a fucking idiot and had me and ONE other soldier had to move 450LBS of gear up three flights of stairs! That's what finally broke me!
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  1351. Isn't the word "Fanny" slang for a Vagina/"Arse"? :-D lulz And further more: ..........really Charles? You go from bastion of evolutionary biology......to bring one of those backwoods yokels!?
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  1352. Well, if you want(ed) to move up through the ranks to work for Hitler, look no further than The Bush/Busch Family...
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  1353. Didn't we ALREADY cover this guy??
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  1354. Henry Hill passed on at 69...(I see wat yeh did there...)
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  1355. Being the old fuck on your channe (I'm 30) I gotta say you play this better than Spoony... Good job Muta
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  1356. You _"Deployed to Afghanistan; once or twice"_? You don't sound too sure about your own story, "broseph". Also: IT'S A MAGAZINE, NOT CLIP! The M1-Garand uses a "clip".
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  1357. Ok, look. It works FAR MORE effectively on something with a gas-piston weapon like, say, an M1911 or an MP5 or even an M4/Kalashnikov Rifle. Weapons that expel their gas and used shells, replaced with a new round...... Does THAT explain my point BETTER??? I've been enlisted for 8yrs of my pathetic life in the U.S. Army/ARNG-MN. I've had this debate in the supply cage with my soldiers.
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  1358. OK DOOMER!!! x-D Hey, as a Minnesotan of MPLS/SP (The "Twin Cities" as we like to call ourselves; yeah I was born in Waterbury CT, BUT I grew up HERE!!!) I WITNESSED the windows/equipment of my local gas station BUSTED on Friday Night/Early-Saturday Morning!!! Just like my misguided Mom choosing bad representation of her party, the Republican Party (Starts with T, ends with RUMP) she regretted voting for, the people who went and busted/looted/destroyed/committed ARSON need to reevaluate their priorities!!! I guess with ME being a "moderate" I NOW label myself as a TURNCOAT!!!!
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  1359. 8:33 INCORRECT!!! "MKULTRA" wasn't a mere 10 YEARS It lasted at least 20 (1953 - 1973).....
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  1360. *Twenty days after this video, The U.S. has Italy BEAT in Corona Virus Cases and i believe deaths as well... Also China's number have falled dramatically due to shutting themselves in; which WE in 'Mericuh are also doing!
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  1361. #9: Todd Davis ACTUALLY changed his SSN right before the stunt he pulled... Not many know that, but it's true!
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  1362. He's the CEO of "LifeLock" which is apparently a fat, bald white guy's favorite company!x-D
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  1363. 19:45 TWENTY-SEVENTH CENTURY??? Simon, you SERIOUSLY DIDN'T question your lines, ponder the fact that we're in the 21ST CENTURY, where you stated that the Rosicrucianist Johan Valentin Andreae, of the XVII (17TH) CENTURY!! If it was XXVII THEN it would be 27th. I love ya man, but COME THE F@#& ON!
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  1364. 10:35 As a Resident who was born in Waterbury CT, moved here to the Twin Cities (South Saint Paul = BEST), I despise MPLS/"Murderapolis" so goddamn much; it's such a fucking hassle to drive/walk/bus through, it's ridiculous!!! It gives me a splitting headache. FOR INSTANCE: - You walk the streets in MPLS, I say "good morning" to someone, they act like they didn't hear you, they look down, look away, thinking I'm asking for something........ - You say "good morning" to someone in Saint Paul, they return the favor in kind saying "good morning" with such gusto/love it's so refreshing/F5!!!! <3
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  1365. HOLY SHIT!!! I REMEMBER THIS!!! I was 8yrs old when this was on TV, Broseph! (currently 31; fuck i'm "OLD")
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  1366. Ah yes, Charles II of Spain... A drooling, DISGUSTING spawn of Uncle+Niece "Relations"
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  1367. GOOD QUESTION!
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  1368. The Harrier "Jump-Jet" has MUCH of it's advances to thank The BAC TSR-2 for it's past innovations!!
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  1369. 24OCT is STILL celebrated on my Dad's Side of the family annually, due to being a 3rd Gen Norwegian-American & all! 7(½ Norwegian to be precise; followed by ¼ Irish/German).
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  1370. Pffffffffft! "Contrails/Chemtrails", same thing am I right?? ....no seriously am I right?
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  1371. Egg-cellent!! ...IDK why, I just wanted to say "egg-cellent".
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  1372. Simon, could you please do BASS REAVES? He's intriguing and broke racial boundaries, one arrest at a time.
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  1373. I said it before, I'll say it again: "When the going gets tough; The Tough GET GOING!" 👍
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  1374. Ah, the smell of kewl rain on hot pavement/asphalt/tar during a midnight (02:05) thunderstorm in the Summer here in Minnesota is VERY intoxicating! .....Well, it could be the New Amsterdam Vodka and Sparkling Apple Juice mix 🍏🍎 AND the ozone that thunderstorms create!!! .....nah, it's just B-E-A-U-Tiful here!!!!
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  1375. The Zodiac Symbol is actually derived from the Wrist-Watch Company; just an FYI
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  1376. 24:45 "U.S. Army = SUH-TAN..." I AM!? - 1234567890)(*&^%$#@! [rolls head on keyboard]
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  1377. or WUZ... (from 2008 - 2016)
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  1378. OH SHIT!!!!! PRAVDA-BOMB DROPPED!!!
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  1379. (Reads online handle) ...more like "BlackHatMDMA"!!! 🤣😹 ...... Ok it was funnier in my head... "hethethethet"
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  1380. Indubidably!!!! Must I reiterate? Niet!!!!!#
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  1381. Fucking hash tag
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  1382. THANK YOU!!! You goddamned LEGEND
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  1383. The #helpus portion of the Dankweb Video looks a HELL OF A'LOT like Standing Rock Protest against The Dakota Access Pipeline in 2016, where they had bonfires to keep themselves warm, being @/B-LOW 32 Fahrenheit, followed by Police blasting these people with a goddamn FIREHOSE!!!!
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  1384. 11:58 Hmmmmmmmmmmm... "ATTACK-ATTACK-ATTACK!!!" huh??? Now where have I heard THAT phrase before? (34th Infantry Division "RED BULLS", Established August-1917 here in MINNESOTA!!! For 8yrs!!!!!) Yes I am 3rd Gen Norwegian-American, ½ Nørge to be correct. BUTT!!! I was ACTUALLY born in Waterbury CT... My brothers before ME, in the same county (New Haven County)... Why does it matter??? It really doesn't! 🤣😹💜🤘
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  1385. Happy Christmas ahead of time, Simon 🎅🎄 (as uncomfortable it IS to NOT say "Merry")
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  1386. Here's MY View on "Magic": "Magic brings Joy & Positivity BUT it can't remove pain/sadness/negativity; it doesn't work like that..."
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  1387. FlowKey, you say??? As a guitarist, I can play "Moonlight Sonata" in my GODDAMN SLEEP!!! 🤣😹 Carries on with doing due-diligence on "Flow-Key" as a Scandihoovian-American... NOT just because it sounds like the adopted brother of Thor..
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  1388. Simon shrugs with audible: .......MEH!
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  1389. Ok Boomer(s)!! 🤣😹
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  1390. i was enlisted in the Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard. 34th Infantry Division "Red Bulls" (no bullshit) - Now, I was in Kuwait, it was Hell, but the people warmed my Heart <3 - May the Gods NOT besmirch the people <3 <3 <3
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  1391. Jon "Sgt_Hoagie" Haugland MOS: 25U; Signal Support Systems Specialist (say that 5X FAST)
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  1392. *PINCE' EDGE LORDS!!!* ("Peen'chay Edge Lordz!!! Y'all!!)
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  1393. 1:58 What's with the guy giving the kissy-face??
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  1394. SWEET BUTTERY CHRIST, get it RIGHT!!!
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  1395. ENUNCIATE YOUR WORDS GODDAMN IT!!!!!
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  1396. The XBox Kinect was indeed used to track this spirit-thingy DANCING & KICKING BACK ON A SOFA!!
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  1397. Here's the YouTube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5bzLxkVWrI
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  1398. Ah, meh dewd
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  1399. "Hold up, I'll Keep it short" - That's ...purdy fuq'd
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  1400. Hey kids!! Here's a JOKE!!! "What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?" THE WALL!!!
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  1401. I own a "crap" $200+ Moto G Power with an Octo-Core processor, 16MP Back and Front Cameras (with a wide-angle on back as well) and 6,000mAh Battery and can last a couple days... Seems fine to me... IDK maybe I'm crazy...
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  1402. NIce ECWCS GEN III L3 "Fleece Jacket" there Battle!!
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  1403. *Alec Guinness is specifically Irish*🍀 NOT that his brownface appearance...
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  1404. 7:07 HI ROMAN'S Мать/Матушка!!! Very Sweet of her to make a cameo! <(^-^)>
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  1405. J/K
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  1406. 5:13 "ONLY IF this video gets over 100,000 Likes (It Probably Won't)"..... WELL MUTA, you better eat those GODDAMN WORDS, yeh silly/lovable Canuck-Fuck!!! ...No Seriously we fervently love your 'lil show here in the Twin Cities and just tired of being confused as being "Cunadjin"!! xD
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  1407. IDK, what?
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  1408. STOP SAYING YOU'RE OLD, MUTAHAR!!! STFU!!! I'm over half A DECADE older than you!!!
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  1409. The THUMBNAIL instantly teleported me back to the Late 90s/Early 00s, when I was between 10-12 (1999-2001). I played this shit (especially The Teletubbies, Spearing Brittany Spears, etc-etc...) ALL THE TIME at my elementary school's "new" computer lab, where I learned to type at 65-70WMP!!!
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  1410. I got into Nirvana when I was FOUR/4 years old! In the back of my Mom's '89 Accord!!! I was crushed when his death was announced on the radio 8APR1994; he died on the 5th... Because he was gonna divorce Courtney Love and she'd lose out on MILLIONS in revenue... Their daughter Francis-Bean knows he was murdered!!
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  1411. ROMAN: I'm Former Sgt. Jon Haugland! 👋 Being a 6FT Norwegian-American... In Saint Paul Minnesota... I can understand AND empathize with yeh!! ACTUALLY, I use public Transportation and there's barely ANYONE using it!!! It breaks my heart!!! 💔 I need to buy a cheap little stick shift/clutch car...again... Sold my Mom my 2008 Altima 6 Speed Manual. Very fun. But became homeless for almost 4YRS!!!!!
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  1412. "I'm ALSO Beside myself" - Buncha INSELs
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  1413. Of coarse it's when MY State's Team, the Vikings LOSE, history is made! I guess that's just how the universe must be/operate.
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  1414. I agree.........the movie's ending is indeed FUCKING SAD!!!!! 😤😢😿
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  1415. I like "Mr. Bald" (Who I call 'Big-Ben'). I think he's pretty genial/genuine in his overall rapport of everything about the generation and NOT the regime. I was born 19SEPT1989; just two months before the fall of the Berlin-Wall in Waterbury Connecticut (I'm half Norwegian; Grandparents came from Bergen & Flekkefjord Norway in 1949). I currently live in Minnesota; NOT too far from Mr. Ushanka in Michigan AND just as cold as Ukraine+Slavic Countries!!!
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  1416. I retracted my statement about you you possibly wearing those ACUs as if you were in; BUT I retracted my comment. I was in the US Army Nat'l Guard of St. Paul MN from 8SEPT2008-9SEPT2016... I fucked up my low-spine, left hip's cartilege tore open AND the sciatic nerve from my low-spine/left pelvic bone/left butt/junk/groin/leg/foot/TOES constantly feeling PINS+NEEDLES!!! I GET NO VA Benefits (YET). Because I was dealing with our Flightline Flooding (active orders/disaster relief) where I was told to lift a 400lb Pallet up thee flights up stairs with only ONE other Soldier!!! Yeah not exciting, but it was life-changing. I lost my civilian job I had for 4yrs at Comcast in Minnetonka due to the pain/mental health degrading (including thoughts of killing myself). This worsened upon my eviction 1APR2014 and subsequent homelessness I faced for about 4yrs RIGHT WHEN MY UNIT WAS FUCKING DEPLOYING TO KUWAIT!!! HHC 2-147th AHB left without me.... as I wallowed in the shit known as abject poverty.....
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  1417. 2:39 Yes, Josip fought the country "Rusia"
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  1418. RE: "Nathan Rich": With All this "PUNK/Post-Punk" Patches and T-Shirts... - He doesn't know what bi-word of PUNK even means!!! "PUNK" = WHORE/BITCH!!!" - That's what YOU ARE "Nathan Rich" (which is prolly a pseudonym so we don't beat him SENSELESS!!!)
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  1419. Being a Connecticut-Born, St. Paul Resident/Minnesotan having grown up out here! My fellow Northeastern friend who lived next door to me in Minnesota...... His name, you ask??? "Bob Vigilante"! YES, that's his REAL NAME!!! He's half Italian/German. Really NICE dude! 👍👍👍 He's been working at 3M since 1988!!!
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  1420. Look, I like Joe Biden, but I doubt Putin would allow any external help!! BTW, I lied to my uber Right-Wing buddy who also was enlisted like myself (10yrs & 8yrs Respectfully) about "voting for Trump"....... That was fucking funny as all Hell!!! ......sigh... I'm such a damn Troll towards that poor guy...
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  1421. Heh... I was BORN in New Haven County (CT) .......does that count??? <(^-*)> I grew up HERE in the Twin Cities (MPLS/SP), graduating from the same Highschool as Seann William Scott!!! In REAL-LIFE, he's a genuinely CONGENIAL/NICE GUY!!! <3 (Park Senior High; or "KRAP" if you spell it backwards!), then enlisted for 8yrs in the MN-ARNG!!! As a fellow Guardsman/Soldier, you know I'm a fan of your work; made especially when you were able to provide your recordings of your time in Afghanistan...
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  1422. AnasPC looks WAY too much like AnusPC...
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  1423. BlackOut?..... In MY LIFE? eh..... Twice... That's it... Yeh, call me a pussy, whatever....
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  1424. Thankfullly I was taught how to do plumbing, electrical, tiles, gas, etc-etc. I'M LIKE YOUR FELLOW FRIENDS!!!
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  1425. I remember saying the "Pledge of Allegiance" in skewl... I forgot that it was only recently that we included "one nation, under God"... (yeah, I purposely misspelt "School"; WHAT OF IT????*
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  1426. BTW My kitty looks JUST LIKE your kitty, King Richard I!!!!
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  1427. In that initial Nickleback Music Video LITERALLY just showed a whining bitch whining right as her glass of milk was spilled! I SWEAR she's just Chad Kroger in DRAG!!
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  1428. As my father Kjell (CH'ell) Haugland (ho-gland) Jr. Who lost 8 friends in 9/11 (5 of which were FDNY) who died whilst I was at 1,250mi away in Ft. Gordon GA after Basic Training, in AIT, would say: Regardless what the news wanted to tell you, PEOPLE FUCKING DIED!!!!
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  1429. KH-Jr: 9AUG1960-5AUG2009..... He was a 6ft-3in Beast of a Norwegian-American born in Brooklyn NY (I was born in Waterbury CT) he was a smart and kind man.....
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  1430. "Fear & Loathing in Chelyabinsk!!"
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  1431. Roman, I'm here!!!!
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  1432. 69%......
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  1433. The 1st Motor Car? Short answer: "NEIN!!!" As a dude who's 1st Car was a 1997 Dodge Intrepid (NOT the newer version with a "Sheistler" (Chrysler) drivetrain; aka the engine+tranny) which had a "me-so-bitchy" (Mitsubishi) drivetrain in the 93-97 First-Gen Version I DROVE from Aug-2005 to Dec-2013, when it shat the bed, ONLY because I killed it!!
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  1434. SIMON: Why are you stealing LIST25's THEME MUSIC at the start of the video???
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  1435. Yekaterina... more like YECH-ATERINA!!! 🤢
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  1436. BRUUUUUH...
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  1437. I ain't no "RE-RE" "Abalin"
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  1438. From my time in the Minnesota Army Nat'l Guard (8yrs total) I learned that a "well-versed marksman (using muskets) can get off 3 Shots Per Minute..." Also, in our Military Phonetic Alphabet, "Z" (zee) is ZULU!!!
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  1439. MUTA: Between 33:33-34:07, your audio went from stereo to just the left channel... just so you're aware sir.
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  1440. I guess this stupendous/awesomesauce meeting was what I called a: COLLAB-NIKOV"
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  1441. I guess this stupendous/awesomesauce meeting was what I called a: COLLAB-NIKOV"
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  1442. I guess this stupendous/awesomesauce meeting was what I called a: COLLAB-NIKOV"
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  1443. I guess this stupendous/awesomesauce meeting will be what I call: "COLLAB-NIKOV"
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  1444. FUNNY THING: My birthday was ten days prior to the stock market crash AND 21 DAYS prior, I lucky enlisted in the U.S. Army Nat'l Guard of Minnesota for 8yrs of my pathetic life. At first, it WAS a safety net. But after a couple of SEVERE INJURIES, I SOON REGRETTED IT! I received NO compensation AT ALL! 😡😡😡
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  1445. Remember when " Korn gave Jesus Head" right after "Take a Look in the Mirror"? Good Times 😌
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  1446. "Marlin Brando"... Dude, I don't know either... Oddly, my elder brothers DO "Poke Smot" and for some reason I don't seem to take it well... I apparently had an Anxious Breakdown and I don't know why. It must be the strain, WHO KNOWS!?
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  1447. YOUR THUMBNAIL TELLS LIES!!! There's CLEARLY a second, smaller horn under the prime one!
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  1448. Being that I was born 5yrs prior to you Muta, YOU AIN'T OLD!! Also upstate NT indeed is super quiet compared to the city (thank got; I couldn't imagine living near that shit) I was born in CT myself, but grew up here in St. Paul MN; MPLS I can't stand either. pepole there suck and it's full of hipsters... I like it here south of the Capitol. It's QUIET! NO RICERSS (mostly)
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  1449. U.S. ARMY: "HOOAH!!!" Rusky Army: "URA!!!!!!!!" Let's unite and tell Putin where to SHOVE IT! .......up his ass/"arse" (for BaldandBankrupt ppl)
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  1450. This Russian Guy Streamer DESERVES to go to the BLACK DOLPHIN PRISON!!! >:-(
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  1451. IF you don't know the Black Dolphin Prison is, LOOK IT UP!!! HE DESERVES EVEN WORSE!!! I'm from Minnesota!!! IT GETS SUPER COLD HERE GODDAMN IT (**Smacks water cup off desk!!!**)
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  1452. Man, August 4th 2019... The 10th Anniversary that my Dad was rushed to Regions Hospital and sadly died the Next Morning (4 Days Shy of His 49th BDAY.... :'( <3 ) I love & miss him, smartest guy I knew...
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  1453. FUNNY!!! THE CANADIANS ARE CALLING WHAT IS/ISN'T RACIST! SAYS THE HOCKEY COUNTRY, WHERE THERE'S NO NOTABLE NON-WHITES!!!
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  1454. 27:54 (Regarding talks over a discussion about "The 'N' Word" and how he doesn't think he can put that on YouTube) Says the guy who was saying "Nigga" left/right/center, pissing everyone off! Aye, TY for being a kewl dewd; keep up the good show/work kid. (I'm 31; "OLD"). Support his Patreon DAMMIT!!!
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  1455. You sure this isn't Silent Hill/"P.T."???
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  1456. Here in the Twin Cities, we have The OLD Anoka County Insane Asylum which has an extensive tunnel network to go from building/facility to another! It's amazing, you should look it up. It's JUST AS INSANE as you think it is!
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  1457. God Bless you, Danny Trejo 💓 ("Trey-Oh", NOT Tray-HO)
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  1458. I might MIGHT be reaching a bit. BUTT Abalin seems like a pseudonym
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  1459. Hmm
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  1460. 8:03 DAMMIT, BiG_BeN, Cover yer nose you damn savage!!! -[Firmly Winks] Love yeh, you big bloke!! xD
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  1461. Despite you only being [Supposedly] 2.5IN taller than I am xD <3 <3 <3
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  1462. I've nodded off many MANY times, having dropped my phone over the years. I've damaged them, cracking the screen! Luckily my current one I have is a Moto G6 Plus, which has a screen made of "Gorilla Glass" Brand Screen.
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  1463. Hemi? Your console has a suped-up Dodge (Chrysler) Ram pickup truck engine in it!!?? TITTIES!!!
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  1464. Sees Sonic, hears music, died inside.... 😵
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  1465. But I doubt you'd ever wanna summon/say "I CHOOSE YOU!!" to this fucked up shit...whatever it is...
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  1466. Hey!!! Shave that SHIT OFF YER FACE, if you're gonna bust out your ACUs Specialist? Oh your name's Joe Hall-Patton, putting your nametape on as a surprise reveal... I see.. I made it to E5/Sergeant....for 7 Months!!!😄😹 But because I didn't go to B-NOC ("bee knock")
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  1467. American Head Charge: Pledge Allegiance"!!! "The greedy hands will lie but we stand ready to strike!!!!!!!!!!! - Yours' is the blood Theirs is the first The speed the greed The machines and the paper dolls We didn't want this We didn't need this We couldn't see it coming but we're to blame for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HA!!!!!!!)
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  1468. "Promise me today so tomorrow's a new surprise!!"
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  1469. Hey, "Butt-Chugging" seems popular with those crazy college kids.... Also, getting drunk SUCKS if you're Asian. Why? Well, Asians lack an enzyme in the liver that's necessary to break down the alcohol. They have to deal with alcohol coursing through their bloodstream taking FAR LONGER to dissipate....*
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  1470. But..... he ISN'T REAL
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