Comments by "A J" (@ACJOSO) on "Flooding prompted Chicago River to be reversed, swimming at beaches to be banned" video.

  1. Dang, watch out for FLOATERS! Clogged my prop on my ASS boat.
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  2. Jumping Crap, oops, jumping Carp
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  3. Its not pulluted if its diluted!
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  4. Correction, we "pooped the locks".
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  5. That black ladies fake fixed look to her right is so fake and she does it every news cast. LAME, She stares at him like her DADDY! 0:11
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  6. Dominoes on the beach? NO WAY. Turd dominoes? So sick.
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  7. I played dominoes on a crappy beach once. Anyway, I was in the "control ROOM" on Sunday and we just said "what the hell" and Popped the Locks! Sewage blasted all over, but im used to that crap. It was like pulling an ass plug. Boom. No big deal. We do it all the time.
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  8. yep, turds bobbing in the breeze!
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  9. Its ok, the infected water was dilluted! :face-fuchsia-tongue-out:
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  10. OK, its luchtime, Lets eat these shitwhiches and watch the turds in the surf, and then we can go swimming again KIDS! Its safe as shit. Its DILLUTED SHITS! OH my god, so rare to release the craps and get some relief! Its been a year or two, so rare! Verry rare! never happens!
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  11. Look, its clean water, turds usually sink!
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  12. Can we REVERSE THE ELECTION?
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  13. Only god can do that! I didnt get itchy at all! DAMN, maybe I am kinda ITCHY! OWWW. sooo dicey sewer itchy. Thanks for the SEWER TURDS! I got turd shit all over me. It doesnt smell dilluted! Come smell it Laurenns Victery.
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  14. TURD SURPRISE!!! Oh boy, low turd count, its fine now, just sewer chunks, just dont gulp water as you swim. Its fine! ITS FINE! Dilluted shit slime and feces. Its fine.
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  15. When you got a shit backup, you gotta GET SOME relief! And it WORKED? Shit blasting in swimmers faces means it WORKED?
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