Comments by "roidroid" (@roidroid) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. @shinyshoes those people arnt real. They were replaced by simple programmatic scripts long ago
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  2. This is legit why i dont watch "News" anymore. You get to a point where you realise the whole thing is literally nothing but a hose trying to feed you "some bullshit, anything, just as long as it's NEW" as if i've got some kinda addiction to novelty. But actually i dont, and it was always a waste of everyone's time. Stuff where experts give us insight into what's happening tho, thats useful. But if it's literally just some fucking guy then don't waste your time, you have no compulsion to stop and listen. It's not worth sitting still for. I'm not just talking about 24hr news channels, i'm talking about all general news. Imagine a journalist/anchor is just some fucking guy talking to you IRL, he's told you some bullshit that's happening... ok. You reply: So? Was that relevant? Are we going to have a conversation? I'm leaving now
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  3. 2:00 ... under-30yo art students took over the chat ("oh so deep!", nono, we all move past the cringe of shallow - just some faster than others). Valued Demographic Reports!: Struggled to stay awake through that uber-dunning-krueger. Back to you in the studio.
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