Comments by "Crazy Eyes" (@CrizzyEyes) on "Mr. Rupert" channel.

  1. I think the point of the Peanuts comic was to tell kids who have a bad day that there are other kids who have bad days, or worse days, all the time, and not to give up. I read a lot of them when I was a kid
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  2.  @bronco5334  Take a good look folks, an ever-dwindling breed: The Bush dynasty advocate.
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  3.  @asherloat8570  Most people like No Alcohol Peter would know their neighbors though, certainly the ones living a couple doors down.
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  4. Johnny's strong as fuck. He gets thrown around but when he resists it becomes more difficult. Also the rule of funny, obviously.
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  5.  @vinikampferherzbarros27  You can lift more than your own body weight IRL. There are even special techniques for picking up a person on the ground if you're smaller/weaker than them. You lay them supine, then stand at their feet, grab their hands and lean back while pulling with your whole body strength. Done correctly this will fling them up onto your shoulders and you can carry them properly.
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  6. He Kung fu'd the camera crane.
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  7. "Non-commissioned mamasita" made me lose my shit
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  8.  @Hitomora  Physics are meaningless in the show. At the very least, Johnny is extremely chivalrous so he never hits women and always lets them beat him up, despite being nearly indestructable.
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  9.  @bronco5334  I just can't empathize writing so much text over a YouTube comment to defend the truth when it comes to anyone in the Bush family, and I'd consider myself very conservative, but hey it's your time buddy. Pick your battles.
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  10. Avocado is perhaps the most overrated food in existence. It's literally flavorless green foam. I have no idea how people overpay so much for it
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  11.  @matthewdubay1180  I'm speechless that you took the time to comment that, and yet didn't use commas correctly in your post at all. If you're a troll, well done; few of them have any subtlety.
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  12.  @Ryan_Christopher  Metallica would be pretty good although relatively unknown at the time. Actually, my father was introduced to them while he was in service, although he finished just before the Gulf War. His favorite band before that was Judas Priest.
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  13.  @rstein926  he also is implied to have no idea how to carry on or commit to a relationship, IIRC there's one episode where his love interest is actually interested but he chickens out because of the commitment
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  14. Kids really are like this though. Most of them see old graphics and think "oooohhh stinky" immediately. My first real game was Doom, and before that I think I played some edutainment games made in the 80s that I can't remember, so I don't really have any attachment to graphics.
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  15. It's being an adult if you have no goals.
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  16. Johnny's intelligence only manifests in witty comebacks that deflect rejection and fluster women who aren't interested.
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  17. I think Chris is complaining that there's no brand tie-ins to Donkey Kong because it's an original IP. Which, while not a new complaint, is something that shallow consumers have complained about.
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  18.  @dang2443  Remain happy my friend. It's like what if we took an overplayed hard rock song that was good, and remove the part where it was good?
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  19.  @Matthew2077  "Incel" is just a meme and Johnny doesn't exhibit any of those characteristics except not having a real job. He's basically a NEET who spends all his free time working out instead of playing video games or doing something less productive. However, he's also borderline retarded, so being a NEET can be forgiven to an extent.
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  20.  @DgardsGaming  National socialism is a bit of a misnomer. Hitler literally murdered "real" socialists that supported him in his rise to power so he could consolidate around a single ideology. The ones who weren't murdered took the hint and got the hell out. Authoritarians don't see left or right, or care about adherence to principles above themselves. They see their way, and the highway.
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  21. ​ @Mr._Newb_McMuffin I am a smartass who's likely to do that but I have been on the receiving end and it is really fucking tedious, especially because you just want to know what it is the other person is talking about but they're stalling because they're so incredulous at your profound earth shattering ignorance.
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  22.  @gurvmlk  Resident Evil also has that appeal, but it has a lot more going for it. You compete for time, or challenge runs, instead of points. It's a very replayable game that can be beaten in just a few hours if you know what you're doing. You can speed run any game, but RE in particular is welcoming to that audience. As opposed to something like a Zelda game, which is going to take you several hours unless you abuse bugs heavily and doesn't track your play time.
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  23. @ He would most likely know who they are specifically because he looks down on them so he can keep tabs on them.
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  24.  @jackuzi8252  There was a point, mostly signage and recordkeeping.
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  25.  @Xenochrome  And you think that would be better if there were a black market for pornography? Do you believe that there would simply stop existing women who would fall into that industry for one reason or another? The obvious answer is to make it legal so it can be regulated. The legal market would completely take the wind out of the sails of the black market and it would all but die out. Then, when it's almost entirely above board, you can regulate it and ensure people are treated properly. Legal porn has much the same problem; people simply don't care about it. There is no "porn oversight board" because it's seen as distasteful. But it would be even worse if it were illegal and there was even less transparency. The same argument applies to things like cannabis. If weed were legal, nobody would ever smoke a laced blunt -- unintentionally, at least.
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  26. "WHAT!! NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DEPLOY AGENT ORANGE" "WHAT!! NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA SUPPORT AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES" "WHAT!! NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA BOMB SUPPLY LINES AND USE WHITE PHOSPHOROUS"
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  27.  @crawlingboy  The only women who like men like him have problems of their own. Usually, self-esteem issues. Frankly, as a pick-up artist, Johnny doesn't have much going for him besides looks, confidence and the occasional funny one-liner. The truly successful ones are sociopathic manipulators who are really good at pretending to care about the women they're dating. Cult leaders and serial killers all had those traits in common.
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  28. I think the joke is simpler than that, they found out what her weight was (which is a social taboo in America, or indeed most cultures) and are giddy about it because they're acting like children.
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  29. It would have been funnier without Peter laughing and an awkward pause instead honestly
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  30.  @LordMoldoma  In the words of Sun Tzu, "We gotta spend that shit before the year end or they'll slash our budget."
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  31. ​ @Shifsabre  That's just naive thinking. If you walk across the street when it's not clear and expect the idiot operating the 2 ton lethal weapon to stop for you, don't, it's a bad idea. In his situation though I absolutely would have jaywalked, that's just silly.
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  32.  @LuigiMangina  OK, boomer. I'll consider your words the next time I have to clean the PATRIOT Act stick lodged firmly up my ass and the next time I see another illegal Mexican.
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  33.  @Papa-tn3vn  Earbuds? Now that's an anachronism...
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  34.  @spelcheak  I disagree, casual dating and sex are far worse for society because it muddles up the dating market. If whores were legal, men and women who didn't want a real relationship would be almost entirely excluded, making it more straightforward. This dating market problem is only getting worse as time goes on.
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