Comments by "Crazy Eyes" (@CrizzyEyes) on "Decoy Voice" channel.

  1. That cackle dance "trend" is one of the most cringeworthy things I've ever seen.
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  2. Hang on bb I gotta put my lipstick on b4 I hop in the Abrams
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  3.  @kateshiningdeer3334  Where I live, that sentence would be "he's really lucky she didn't have a gun." Don't harass random people, folks. There's always someone out there crazier than you.
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  4. It is physically impossible for me to take someone seriously if they begin their story with "I am literally shaking right now" If you're cognizant enough to reference internet memes, you're not really in distress
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  5. ​ @superbarnie He had that punch coming for months, it wasn't a sucker punch.
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  6. The likelihood of those guys drinking his drink is pretty damn high when you realize they just "happened" to bring an expensive camera and just "happen" to have social media accounts full of videos of the same shit happening. They wanted to provoke him and record it. So they did.
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  7. I don't think the riots are excusable but people are predictable to some extent. Treating your own citizenry this way for this long is bound to foster some strife.
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  8.  @JustinDeep-op1ix  You really think threatening people should be protected under the first amendment? I mean, I consider myself a constitutionalist, but okey-dokey, I guess we can bring feudal laws back...
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  9. That is the image of a tomboy. The term started in the early 1900s as a way to describe women who took an interest in sports to stay fit for their future and current husbands. She's definitely staying fit and has an interest in outdoor activity. It's purely a modern thing though. In the past everyone had to commit to manual labor and outdoor work just to survive. This is, ironically, a classist thing, not at all a gender thing.
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  10.  @gianni_schicchi  False equivalency how exactly? Care to explain how schools have more authority to preach politics than some random guy on YouTube?
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  11. ​ @mohamedkam991  six letter word
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  12. Weird. In the 90s thugs used to take pride in their thuggishness. Now they get offended while stabbing you.
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  13.  @TheCr0oked1  common reaction from animals actually, especially wild dogs, they quickly reconsider if they charge you and you aren't budging
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  14. It's a peaceful riot, though. Why not?
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  15. Yeah, it's almost as if they get funding from a bunch of shady NGOs whose names you never see mentioned on the news. That funding has to do something. It has to have an agenda. People, especially investors, don't throw money away for no reason
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  16.  @Dave_of_Mordor  ah yes, guilt by assocation, flawless argument
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  17.  @katwaugh1686  I like anime but it's kinda weird, tbh, considering that it means the exact same thing as wife in this context
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  18. Haven't been personally threatened in Dallas, but I was waiting for the bus a block away when one homeless guy stabbed another.
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  19. Seth Rogen vibes
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  20. They do that so often with cops, as if they have authority over them. It's so pathetic.
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  21.  @xedrickOG  You're confusing your Greek prefixes. Easy mistake to make. The word you are thinking of is asocial. "a" meaning lacking. Like atheist meaning lacking belief. Anti- means against, opposing. In other words antisocial behaviors don't only mean avoiding people, they include harassing others for their amusement. Or defrauding society because you don't care about the impact it has on your victims, even though fraud requires a lot of socializing.
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  22. They're the best people in the pool, actually. The reason why the martyrs have gotten worse is because society has become more self-conscious about racism. We are actually converging on the future they want. But the outrage continues to be manufactured because it receives good funding
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  23.  @calvinhobbes6118  I believe it's more than that, something like 23 or 24. If the police don't like you, they can fabricate a new charge at the end of that, and hold you for the same period again.
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  24. The Western genre of film was originally inspired by Samurai movies.
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  25. New York. Sad to see.
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  26. Don't worry, if there's more than one then they typically stab each other over turf to beg on instead. I used to work in downtown Dallas
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  27. Don't worry, they're saving you from being offended by removing all representation of any idea that might even loosely reference you. Isn't that great?
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  28.  @crossfire4691  That's not normal boycotting. Tesla isn't literally making royalties off of Uber rides. That would be an insane contract
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  29.  @coolman3074  The point is that abandoning the Monroe Doctrine was a mistake
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  30. He looks like Bruce Willis if he was trying to disguise himself as an insufferable hipster
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  31. The sad thing is if this actually happened to her, no one would believe it
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  32.  @elettramia6380  It doesn't matter what term is used because it will always be a rather weird blanket term that ignores the different tribal lineages. It boils down to the preference of the individual you are speaking to at that given moment (and yes I have heard of some that prefer Indian simply because they dislike the idea of being renamed by outsiders several times)
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  33. Texas technically has a definition for "fighting words" in its penal code, but even there you couldn't stab somebody for filming you.
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  34.  @eurobeat_enjoyer  Ah yes the horrible white people stereotypes like eating cheese and being successful. The thing about profiling is, it's a lot more about dress and demeanor than race. The problem is, certain executives made sure to market music glorifying crime to a certain racial group in the late 80's and 90's. So now it's become cool to dress and act like a criminal, even if you aren't one. So yes, profiling is now less accurate than ever...
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  35.  @SynthCyclops  IMO this type of content is better as pre-recorded. I don't see why it needs to be livestreamed
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  36.  @dividedperceptions6626  They're sold to fences who then process them for the very expensive and rare earth minerals in them (Palladium).
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  37.  @PeekaNox  Nobody deserves this.
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  38.  @johnsullivan937  It's faster, in their mind. It may not be actually, but it's a way to perform the same exact routine on every car they come across. Thieves are rarely competent or forward-thinking. If they were, they likely would not be thieves.
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  39. Guarantee you that kid has been punished worse for less, and now that her mom breaks her rules, she'll never have an obedient child again.
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  40.  @tomrotelli1355  I'd hope you could see the irony inherent in painting an entire group of people as "racist" based on the region they live in
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  41. Had never heard of him or his show, glad I didn't.
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  42.  @KingofAwesomness14  Ah yes. The classic weapon triangle. Sword -> Bike -> Gun
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  43. He's an opportunist, guy doesn't even look like he's out of a job. He's the type of guy to ask a random person on the street for money like he's homeless just to see if it would take.
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  44.  @BoskiM  It was pretty easy to understand. Surely you've heard of gentrification. Personally I don't agree with US citizens fleeing to live in cheap nations. There are still fairly cheap places to live here; it's a big country. But there's nothing I can really do to stop them. Just like there is nothing I can really do to stop multinational corporations from lobbying for illegal immigration to keep wages low. And I doubt there is much that the average Mexican citizen can do to stop coyotes or those who would pay for their services to flee across the border.
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  45.  @Shrapnel-y1u  he's not completely wrong, it happens all the time in small towns in the US as a scheme to get revenue, especially to people from out of town. they're relying on the fact that you can't/won't turn up to court because you're not from there. police corruption is still a huge issue in the states. it's a big country and it's really easy to ruin some small town as a county sheriff when the county's total population is like 10,000. we do need capable police, but at the same time, the true American spirit is to always be wary of government agents with guns and unproven authority.
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  46.  @jasperzanovich2504  Ah, so that's the new buzzword? "Effective" protests? Lmao. Let me tell you something, if your protests aren't "effective" it means your movement doesn't resonate with the people. Maybe you should respect their will instead of bending it by force.
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  47. "we really really wanna hear from these candidates and they worked really really hard, m'kay" 1. no we don't 2. no they didn't 3. i graduated high school 13 years ago, keep this rhetoric for the homecoming rally in the gym
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  48.  @Treebark4Dinner  people who do this aren't going to wave guns at anyone, it adds a ton of unnecessary risk to an extremely low risk crime
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  49.  @thomasrobinson8789  We could also fuel vehicles with ethanol made from corn, which we make assloads of, but mysteriously that doesn't get purused
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  50.  @woodson21  You can be confident while lying, and not confident while speaking the truth. You may say this is uncommon. Well, it doesn't really matter, because even if you tried to determine whether only one person was lying or telling the truth, you might not know who they are. Statistics are only helpful in the aggregate, not when examining one person in a case study.
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