Comments by "michael close" (@6226superhurricane) on "Count Dankula" channel.

  1. you should read up on ben hall another aussie bushranger, was falsely accused of bushranging and while in prison one of the coppers ran off with his missus and burnt his property and cattle to ashes. his gang was similar to neds always polite, held up towns and partied in the hotels with the locals. ben was ratted out and even though he'd never shot anybody the coppers were so shit scared of him they made billy dargan the black tracker sneak up and shoot him while he was asleep. the 8 coppers then rushed in and shot his corpse 30 times. then they put him still in his blanket on his horse and paraded his corpse up the streets of forbes. there's a song about him called the "streets of forbes"
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  2. lol she got fly blown
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  3. i can't believe it took so long, damn sure if someone abducted my 12yo daughter and burned my house down i'd do something about it. and if it happened to someone else and they did something about it i/d be looking the other way with blocked ears.
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  4. you should do one on brendan abbott aka the postcard bandit.
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  5. and just think all of this happened because britain kept putting a complete and utter prick called william bligh in leadership roles.
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  6. fitzpatrick turned up to the kelly house drunk and tried to grope kate kelly who he had a stalker crush on, dan kelly gave him a touch up and fitzpatrick tried pulling his gun which didn't go well for him and he ended up shooting his own wrist.
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  7. coffee is made with boiling water, water boils at 100 degrees celcius so you would reasonably expect coffee to be anywhere up to 100 celcius. it was 88 celcius.
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  8.  @ShannonDove-sy7ye  american coffee is known for being crap though.
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  9. our first animal mad lad. so are humans plants or minerals?
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