Comments by "paul young" (@paulyoung4422) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. Gary, Gary Linaker, Crisps for a brain and full of Wokery.
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  2. Student murdered in Nottingham, had the ambition to join the RAF as a Pilot, sadly he would have had less chance to fulfill this ambition than his Killer. Because of the RAF's new Recruitment Policy.
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  3. Mr Freeze, will extend his offer to Pensioners. Inviting them to a better place. We need their money for Migrants he said.
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  4. The Pork Cannon, would work.
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  5. The shortages, are again down to our Asian Shopkeepers, like the Toilet Rolls, they buy in bulk from Supermarket's. Then sell them at 4 times the price in Corner Shop's.
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  6. 3 tins of Aldi Baked Beans, for the price of one Heinz. Like Andrew, very good value.
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  7. Stop the Rishies.
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  8. Nitrous Oxide, so that's how you get a Laughing Policeman.🚓
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  9. Diane Abbott the new Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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  10. Sponsor a Dingy Diver.
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  11. Maharaja Khan and the Black Hole of London, you couldn't make it up.
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  12. Shamima for PM. We may as well, everything else has gone wrong.
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  13. Order your, Keir and Victoria Sponge Calendar now. You wouldn't want to be Frozen Out.
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  14. All Sir Keirs troubles are behind him💩💩💩😁
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  15. Sir Keir said, Pick up your bed and walk. What a Miracle, Keir is.
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  16. A Foreign Man has gave us a Lecture on Migration, not Musk but the Foreign Secretary.
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  17. I am applying to become a ARP Warden now, ahead of time.
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  18. All Child Migrants over 45, will need their Parents Permission to come to the UK.
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  19. Look at all those lucky women, who where given an extra, six years work.
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  20. A Jab a Day, keeps the Doctor in Hay.
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  21. We now have Christmas every day. Boat Loads of Guests, Wonderful 🌚🌚🌚💩
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  22. Quick send for Greta Thunberg.
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  23. Things were going ok, till Diane Abbot turned up with her son, Mr Scissors ✂️✂️✂️
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  24. There are plenty of Woodentops among Kiers Tool's.
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  25. The Edinburgh Woke.
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  26. Sponsoring Sir Keirs shirt was so expensive, Arsenal could only afford the first four letters.
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  27. The Pensioners where warmed, by the hot breath of, Liz Kendall ⛄⛄⛄👻
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  28. Keir and Victoria Sponge-Sausage have defined a Woman as anyone who is not Diane Abbott.
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  29. Just when we thought all was lost, Lammy Henry came to save us, said Sir Keir.
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  30. The boats will be going the other way, eventually.
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  31. That's why we bring, Million's to our Country, to make us happy.
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  32. I was worried, Andrew would say he was Harry's twin.
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  33. Jeremy Corbyn just appointed, Defence Secretary.
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  34. Don't be silly, one of them has Nuclear Weapons. Oh!!!
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  35. Job opportunity for Lammy Henry.
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  36. There is no problem with Foreigner's. As long as they go home after a short holiday 🌚🌚🌚🚢🚢🚢
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  37. Stamers father was a Tool Maker, how appropriate.
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  38. Poor Keir, that Billion was for Pensioners Heating Allowance, Oh.
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  39. In this country you're more likely to find a Boogy Man, from the Boat's 🚢
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  40. Let the local Sharia Police, sort it out.
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  41. All our new Incomers receive a Clothing Account at Flannels, why shouldn't our Prime Minister receive the same.
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  42. Look out Andrew, Nicola Sturgeon, is looking for a new husband.
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  43. Lammy Henry Advises. Pensioners stay warm this Christmas, go to Premier Inn.
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  44. So the truth is out there. We all know it, exept Keir and Lammy Henry.
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  45. Oakshott Baby Faced Assassin.
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  46. Gary Glitter blames Gary Lineker for Rearrest.
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  47. The Yellow Peril Keir and the Chinese, wonderful 😱😱😱
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  48. Sir Lenny Henry's, Multiracial Comedy at Premier Inn's, is Laughable.
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  49. We need to import more unemployed, to help fill the Hotels.
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  50. Poor Britain, went up in a Puff of Smoke and Disappeared up it's own Orifice.
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