Comments by "0x777" (@0x777) on "Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell" channel.

Homeopathy is so last-gen. I do Pizzapathy now. Every time I have a headache, I eat a pizza tonno and about 1 to 20 hours later, my headaches are gone. Like they never existed. OK, sometimes my headaches get worse. That's how I know that the pizza is actually working, that's the so called initial worsening. But I just eat another pizza tonno and it usually gets better. But you can't just eat pizza tonno, that depends on what pizza type you are. You should get a pizza type consultation done first, to make sure you take the right pizza. With a friend of mine, tonno doesn't work and he has to use cardinale. Also, if a pizza doesn't work for some reason, it's not because the pizza isn't a cure for headaches, it probaby was not stored properly or the store you got it at interrupted the freezing chain. These things should definitely only be handled by professionals and not treated like it was just some foodstuff. Those pizzas are made by a company here called "Dr. Oetker", as you can see in the name, it's been developed by a doctor. Still, therapeutic pizzas are still not covered by medical insurances because of a conspiracy by the pharma corporations who know that nobody would ever touch their expensive pills if people finally realized that all they have to do is eat tasty pizzas! And don't you dare tell me it's just imagination and placebo effect. HE WHO CURES IS RIGHT! (and yes, just in case... this is satire)
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@chocolizard678 Studies... in labs... no wonder that stuff doesn't work. Pizza has a memory and it remembers if you cook it in an oven that heated your petri dishes before!
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@martianman9031 At least it triggered you enough to leave a comment yourself. Mission accomplished.
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@Tharmin.124 Anchovies is the mother-in-law of pizza toppings.
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@Obzornor Please, we're talking serious medicine here, not voodoo.
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@bestbuddyplays5425 A homeopathy clinic... Well, I did play doctor when I was a kid, but we didn't give it fancy names.
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@botanicalmania506 Use it wherever appropriate, I don't claim no copyright on it. It's more important that the whole homeopathetic bullshit and the way they try to argue it gets debunked.
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Your fallacy is to assume that the side effects are UNintended. More incarceration means more cheap labor for the private prison complex. Corruption means more money to line politician pockets. And destabilized South America means that you not only don't have to worry about a potentially hostile power block right south of you but also that you have an excuse to install dictators of your liking whenever they don't do what you want, I mean, when you start noticing that they fail in the war against drugs and you have to assist them.
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@Darko807 C'mon, everyone knows that if you break the freezing chain the sauce starts absorbing new information from the surroundings, and knowing the average store you can rest assured it gets all the negative frequencies from the non-organic meat, slaughtered and maimed, which interferes with its pizzapathic functions and overwrites its ability to heal. Only with the freezing chain intact, all the information stays frozen in time until you bake it (and I can only hope in an organic, all-stone oven with no microwave in sight!). At least get some information before you make a fool out of yourself!
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