Comments by "Simon Harris" (@simonharris4873) on "Southwest Pilot RANT on Radio | Mentour Reacts" video.

  1. This happened on a flight I was on. The pilot made an announcement as we were nearing the end of the flight, and when he was done, the mic was still hot. The he turns to the co-pilot and says "So Jim, what are you gonna do when we get to Mel-Born?" (Americans always say Melbourne like that) "Well Bob the first thing I'm gonna do is go somewhere and take a great big dump. Then I'm going to pick up that hostie who came on board in Honolulu, take her to a hotel room, and give it too her from every angle possible." Everyone on the plane heard this, including the hostie. And she wasn't happy. She stormed up towards to cockpit, flames shooting out of her ears. She was gonna give him a right piece of her mind. But as she ran past me, she tripped over. As she was getting to her feet, I looked down at her and said, "There's no need to hurry love, he's gotta take a dump first". True story.
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