Comments by "H o t r e t a r d e d c h i X" (@HoTrEtArDeDcHiXx) on "Tesla CEO Elon Musk denies he discussed merger with Apple's Tim Cook" video.
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I wouldn't give Tim Cook my baby for all the money in the world. Especially a boy, because he's sure gonna try to turn it into girl. And, never, ever, ever, ever get drunk with Tim Cook with the lights off. He gets handsy with you, you know. Personality is everything. Apple's makes me wanna vomit every time I use it. Sorry, we need real men on Mars in order to populate it, thank you very much. (Don't let Musk read this. It might trigger his autism. And, then, he'll have to smoke a shitload of weed to snap out of it. Seriously, man)
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