Comments by "Wobbles And Bean" (@WobblesandBean) on "Wendigoon" channel.

  1. I think my favorite aspect of the website is a photo of merch that says "I engaged in acts of industrial hubris against an ancient cosmic abomination and all I got was this lousy tshirt"
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  2. I know this one. God, can you imagine how horrifying it must have been to be the guy in the collar, thinking your buddies had your back only to realize they left you to die? Even worse, the cops just handcuffed him to a pole, watching Wells scream, cry, and beg for his life instead of making ANY attempt to find those keys.
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  3. 1:05:55 Imagine being that guy, and unknowingly making a mortal enemy of one of the most popular and beloved internet personalities. He dun goofed.
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  4. If "Jesus" was cursed to walk the earth forever, that would explain how that's done. The doppelgangers are whatever this thing is, constantly needing to swap bodies by stealing them.
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  5. The suspense is what makes it. This series is amazing at setting up horror just by making you dread the inevitable upcoming scare.
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  6. ​ @kayleighbrown459  A guy made a video essay making the claim that Wendi was a member of the far right, using circumstantial evidence. It was not a good idea.
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  7. You're pushing that scam on your channel? You disappoint me.
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  8. The most accurate one is none at all. Tony Domenico said flat out that he never set out to tell a story with Petscop. He was rather nonplussed with MatPat's theory, straight up coming out to say how unbelievably inaccurate it is.
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  9. 57:43 Oof. The moment I saw "aconitine", I facepalmed. Why aconitine, and not a heavy duty opiate? Aconitine has similar uses, it's an analgesic and can halt respiratory functions, but also like opiates, it's a massive emetic, aka it makes you barf. But opiates have a euphoric effect and make you sleepy, which in this case would have been a much better option than something that becomes a VERY toxic poison in moderate to high doses. I know, I'm questioning a false narrative, but this was just like injecting an angry bear with adrenaline. It was the worst possible option, all things considered. I just hope they didn't kill the poor thing. Look at me, getting worked up over a fictitious macroorganism. Is it bad that as a zoologist, I'm legitimately sad that this thing isn't real? I want to study those allegedly tasty copepods. Gives new meaning to the term "gastropod". Nyuk nyuk.
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  10.  @chaosandbunnies8291  Fun fact: Those aren't teeth, they're called lamellae. Herons do not possess them. This has been a pedantic moment with your friendly neighborhood zoologist.
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  11. That's cuz it very accurately conveys human nature. If these things actually happened, it would go down exactly like this, because people are inherently greedy, corrupt, and painfully s†upid.
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  12. Man...I feel really, really bad for pattern screamers now.
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  13. Lol Sanny here be the OG incel
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  14.  @dylanfarnham5164  So you're saying all those people independently decided to lie about him just because they were annoyed by his unpreparedness? 🙄
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  15. Right? And that really says something, considering how most of his content is just him talking to the camera.
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  16. I think Gypsy Rose should be released from prison. She was perfectly justified in what she did. These wretched people are not human, they are vermin, and I don't feel one ounce of pity for them.
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  17. Agreed. She shouldn't be in prison at all
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  18. His passion maybe, but certainly not his talent.
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  19. Ah, glad you're covering this. The hoax these two pulled was absolutely outrageous. Also, any chance to hear your voice for a long period of time is a win in my book!
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  20. I mean....let's be real here, he did die. Pretty horribly.
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  21. Those eyes....
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  22.  @billfox847  🤦‍♀️
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  23.  @cascharles3838  Another fun fact: Tomia are cartilaginous, lamellae are keratinous.
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  24. A lot of these are easily explained, though.
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  25.  @billfox847  So was mine.
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  26. No other film has taken my 39-yo arse back to those terrible moments lying in bed at 5 after I'd just woken up from a nightmare. At that age the line between what was real and what was imaginary was transparent, at best. I knew the things that had just tormented my subconscious had slipped through the veil and were now out there, waiting just beyond the umbrae of shadow cast off the moonlight in my bedroom. I was unable to move or call out, because I was certain that if I did, whatever that shapeless, dark thing was would leap out and get me. And so it was, locked in a silent battle of will, seeing which of us would make it to sunrise.
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  27. I'm so sorry. My uncle had two strokes, and my uncle is gone. His body remains, but it's just a shell. I don't know who he is anymore. How can you mourn for a person who died, yet still walks the earth? Everyone expects you to be happy, but you just can't.
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  28. Her mother was absolutely going to kill her. There's no question about it. Gypsy Rose did what she did to save her life.
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  29.  @stickshiftstarship  I don't think it's about abuse. I think too many people look for shallow meanings in works like this, without thinking that it's likely not that black and white. You just see parents, scary things, and the girl saying "I don't want to talk about mom", and jump to the most obvious, surface level solution you can think of. I don't think it's about parental abuse. I believe film is about what the world looks like at night to a child having a nightmare. Familiar things look foreign in the dark, and to a child's mind, imagination and reality overlap a great deal. This movie takes us adults right back to that uncanny, indescribable fear we felt as children, staring into the umbrae of the shadows cast upon the objects in our room and seeing monsters within the nebulous shapes within. That's why the ending shows a repetitive scary thing (I had a lot of recurring nightmares as a kid, I bet you did, too) then a door playing heavenly music (your parent coming in to check on you if you were crying), then a face on the dark telling you to go back to sleep. It seems pretty obvious, at least to me, that the film represents a child's nightmare.
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  30. It's not that uncommon. We're hard-wired to recognize human faces, and so we are deeply unsettled when we see something that looks human, but not quite, as in nature there are a lot of predators who disguise themselves to lure in prey. It's just biology.
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  31. It's the same organization, the running gag is that they keep changing their name, but keep their acronym.
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  32. Oh, yeah. It's called "rabbit starvation". We literally need fat to live, our brains are made of protein and lipids, our organs need a padding of fat to protect them. Too much water can kill, too much or too little salt can kill, we truly are fragile creatures.
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  33. Ah, I remember that movie. Good times, good times.
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  34.  @TheLegend-oy2sg  Herons don't have spiky tongues, either.
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  35. ​ @reggiel7313  That's the only reason why he's saying it's no big deal to Wendigoon. Trust me, if this was a smaller youtuber, he'd definitely have done a false strike.
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  36. ​ @kaylasargent2590  That's very clearly what it's based on. And I get the feeling he only does this so he can get off to it.
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  37. The O5 council AREN'T immortal, though. That just undercuts much of the Foundation itself, they're supposed to be normal humans, nothing more. It's one of the very very few rules of the SCP wiki that O5 members can't interact with skips.
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  38. Sadists gonna sadist.
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  39. Well, there goes the respect I had for you.
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  40. 14:20 Easy, he took his boots off, kept his pants on (but unbuttoned them), and likely had broken his leg prior to his death. The bones in the socks is also explainable, same thing that caused the infamous "Vancouver feet": the ankle is a weak point, and rots off very quickly.
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  41. 16:30 I still think they're AI generated. He's definitely the type of guy who would do that and pass them off as his own.
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  42. 14:55 My dad is literally dying from emphysema right now :/
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  43. Refrigerant has horrific impacts on the environment. Doesn't make what the government does right, but there's a very good reason it's banned. We're talking a significant global reduction in oxygen production levels of bad. ....So of course, the current US regime wants to roll back all of those environmental protections. Humanity was nice while it lasted.
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  44.  @benwilsonMMA  Yup. Isn't it fascinating? This is why I'm a wildlife biologist, I'm so intrigued by that strange, strange dichotomy. Life is so fragile, and yet so resilient at the same time.
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  45. I paused it at 9:18, and the Bacteria's "arm" is clipping through the wall. We know that time is all FUBAR within the backrooms, so that theory makes sense. If a person dies within the backrooms, that's what they turn into.
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  46. Totally unrelated, but I like your shirt.
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  47. 16:00 Eagles have been known to carry large animals like foxes, sheep, and coyotes away, and are on record trying to make off with toddlers like this boy. Unsupervised and alone, it's not a stretch to imagine that's how he got into such a remote place.
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  48.  @volodymyrzitro8489  I can tell ya, it ain't fun. When you're 4 you can't really distinguish your imagination from reality, so a nightmare feels like real life, especially in that hazy moment when you first wake up and you don't really know where you are. I think this film is about that hazy moment, you're not sure whether you're awake or still in the nightmare, then suddenly the door opens, you feel like you're saved, only for mom (or something else, you can't sense in the dark) to tell you to go back to sleep.
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  49. That's a very apt analogy.
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  50. I don't think so. I think the stairs man is just an intruder, they can't enter the real world but he couldn't get Mark at that time cuz he was one of the 3% who didn't self crit.
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