Comments by "Dark Brandon " (@Dark_Bandon) on "Japan Moon lander survives lunar night | BBC News" video.

  1.  @truestcause  ⬅TINFOIL HAT GANG IS REAL.
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  2.  @truestcause  No you're not. You;re a weirdo fantasist who doesn't believe in the moon landings.
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  3. It could've done the same as the Russian Lunar lander and crashed into the surface at a few thousand miles per hour. Russki Kaboomski.
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  4. It's pretty difficult. If it was easy every nation would be doing it. There's no atmosphere so booster stabilizers are pretty useless and unless someone has created a way of defining gravely like a back to the future hoverboard once it stars descending all bets are off.
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  5. Putins new child bride Kabaeva enters the chat. "Russia's lunar lander FLOPPED like the mad czars elderly love stick".
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  6. The MOOMINS are too busy making space cheese. Plus Papa moomine likes to get high on moon dust and is antisocial to outsiders.
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  7. The moons still not as hot and cold as my Ex wife. One moment she be like "Come here and give momma some sugar" Next she be like. "Get away you disgust me". Thankfully her new husband looks depressed and my new Mrs is banging.
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