Comments by "Dark Brandon " (@Dark_Bandon) on "Ukrainian gunner mows down nearby Russian soldiers in close range shoot-out" video.

@stevesandgroper3241 I'm writing nonsense because I'm likely about to be mobilized and that TERRIFIES me. I'm a weakling and small for my age, especially in the trouser department. Girls always laugh at my tiny love sausage. I know I won't survive the battlefield. So I lie in the comment section in a desperate effort to please my troll farm boss and dodge the draft.
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@Romanticalman I'm writing nonsense because I'm likely about to be mobilized and that TERRIFIES me. I'm a weakling and small for my age, especially in the trouser department. Girls always laugh at my tiny love sausage. I know I won't survive the battlefield. So I lie in the comment section in a desperate effort to please my troll farm boss and dodge the draft.
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@golds335 I'm writing nonsense because I'm likely about to be mobilized and that TERRIFIES me. I'm a weakling and small for my age, especially in the trouser department. Girls always laugh at my tiny love sausage. I know I won't survive the battlefield. So I lie in the comment section in a desperate effort to please my troll farm boss and dodge the draft...
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@ImperialDiecast I'm writing nonsense because I'm likely about to be mobilized and that TERRIFIES me. I'm a weakling and small for my age, especially in the trouser department. Girls always laugh at my tiny love sausage. I know I won't survive the battlefield. So I lie in the comment section in a desperate effort to please my troll farm boss and dodge the draft.
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@Romanticalman I'm writing nonsense because I'm about to be mobilized and that TERRIFIES me. I'm a weakling and small for my age, especially in the trouser department. Girls always laugh at my tiny love sausage. I know I won't survive the battlefield. So I lie in the comment section in a desperate effort to please my troll farm boss and dodge the draft..
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@h.e.pennypacker5228 I'm writing nonsense because I'm likely about to be mobilized and that TERRIFIES me. I'm a weakling and small for my age, especially in the trouser department. Girls always laugh at my tiny love sausage. I know I won't survive the battlefield. So I lie in the comment section in a desperate effort to please my troll farm boss and dodge the draft.
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