Comments by "Dark Brandon " (@Dark_Bandon) on "The Enforcer" channel.

  1. Why did Putin's strategic bombers get destroyed by Zelenskyy's flying playing cards? Because Putin's plans were always a losing hand.😅😅😅
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  2. Looks like the Russian fire fighters have been raiding the local supermarkets washing up liquid.
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  3. Why did Putin's airplanes get destroyed by Zelenskyy's flying cards? Because they were dealt a bad hand!😂😂😂
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  4. Yes and South Korea has three times as many artillery pieces aiming at the North.
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  5. It's being reported that General Shoigu's favorite Son in Law was in Luhansk and took a STORM SHADOW to the face.🚀💥 The Happy Grandpa is not so happy today.🤣
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  6. Guess where Ukraine gets all it's components for drones? I'll give you a clue. "It's a country near China but not China". You can be sure Ukraine exchanged naval drone technology with Taiwan.
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  7. ✋✋✋Vova's Kharkiv master offensive has FLOPPED like his wedding night with teen bride Anna Kabaeva.😝
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  8. It's pretty simple to explain. Chicken Taco🐔🌮cannot tell the time.
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  9. I was looking forward to your update video. 👍👍👍
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  10. 1 comment in 7 years. Another worthless bot wasting Indian resources.
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  11. Russia is acting like Nazi Germany. "Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty". ~ Joseph Goebbels. 1934
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  12.  @skinnie2838  Ivan. Two questions. 1. Are you looking forward to being mobilized? 2. Are you excited to discover if there's an afterlife?
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  13. Enforcers. "LAST NIGHTS STREAM WAS A BANGER". I've not laughed so much in ages. Thank you.
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  14. 2 comments in 7 years. Another sweaty Dalit.
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  15.  @Tabrizshahr  It was the Russian weather NOT the Russian army that pushed Napoleon out of Russia. The Russian army kept running away. Plus Napoleon realized it was a total sh!thole and not worth the bother.
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  16. Ukraine is NOT losing the war. Russia is and that's why Vladimir Chukchi Putin took his beggar bowl to Chubby Kim and did his Oliver Twist impression. "Please Sir. Can I have some more cannon fodder".😂😂😂
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  17.  @shawnedward 👈CUPCAKE.🧁READ IT AND WEEP. Russian KIA. 668,000 Ukrainian KIA. 124,000 NATO KIA. 0 Turn's out NATO's has a 3,500,000 man army and collectively more nukes then Russia.. Oh did I mention NATO has 1.2 billion people and Russia only has 140 million. That's a whole lot of military options
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  18.  @AveragePeanus  WAKEY WAKEY DALIT Go re watch the start of this video. 1:13
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  19. Chelyabinsk 1995. Little Igor. "Mommy when I grow up I want to be a sailor". Momma Olga. "When you grow up you're going to be fish food".
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  20. And another pointless slice of Indian bot code.
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  21. Russia's No1 hit song 2023. I'm Russkiy. Blyat. Every Russkiy sent d!es in Ukraine. I'm Russkiy. 200,000 moms weep for their sons. I'm Russkiy. Going to send the bots to Bakmhut. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  22.  @energiavadasz3328  So does France but Frances weapons are far more modern.
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  23.  @winoodlesnoodles1984  Oh look another drama queen with a over active imagination. Get a grip of yourself. YOU MELT.
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  24.  @bog.byeonggil  Another thing that's not actually happening.
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  25. That's what Melania said on their wedding night.
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  26. Putin told chicken taco🐔🌮to announce a deal and save the Ayatollah to live too fight another day.
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  27. What are the Russo-Nazis going to do? They can't send troops there because they'll get smoked long before reaching Transnistria.
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  28. Putin felt the explosion in his bunker and he sh!t the bed.
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  29. UK here. Most of NATO is corrupt in one way or another. Q: How many of them have been spending 2% on defense since the end of the cold war? A: Not many. Germany and a lot of other EU countries have got fat and rich living in safely under the UK , France , US nuclear umbrella.
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  30. He was in China visiting Pooh bear and he still felt it.
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  31. Putin can't even look at Scabby-Eva when he lying to her face.
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  32. I really enjoy laughing at the WW3 "The End Is Nigh" Drama Queens. They're so soft.
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  33. That'll be an act of war and that's why "Whingie the Pooh" will never do it.
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  34. Putin just grabbed his favorite red Crayon and drew another red line.🖍He's such a drama queen.👸
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  35. That's a sham.
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  36. 2 comments in 5 years. More worthless Indian bot code.
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  37. Bare chested action Vlad on the way to his Botox appointment hanging off the chopper downing drones with his mini gun on full auto. I'm not buying it. False flag to excuse going after Zelenskyy in the not so distant future.
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  38.  @bigfishoutofwater3135  The West has Chemical, biological and nuclear weapons too.
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  39. Don't be so easily spooked. Iran might end up as glass because they're defenseless but Israel has Arrow 3 missiles that can blast ballistic missiles beyond the earths atmosphere.
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  40. Putin thought he was playing Texas Hold'um but he was actually playing "SNAP" because he didn't have the cards.♦♣♥♠
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  41. I'm not buyingh it. Iran are going to do NOTHING. They'll talk big but don't have the BALLZ to mess with Isreal directly
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  42. The Paddy's are drunk again.
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  43. Poland. We didn't take down the missile because we don't want a escalation. Ukraine. WTF? So we die because you've got no ballz.. Russia. Polish Pidors.
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  44. Yes they can join NATO because Orban can be brought. Remember when he was really really super-duper angry and stamped his tiny Gypsy feet about Finland and Sweden joining the alliance.
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  45.  @HWQFish  It didn't make the news because it NEVER HAPPENED.
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  46. Ops...
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  47.  @mw9297  Russia's MASSIVE launch failure recently told us that Russian nuclear production is as sh!t as the Russian army.
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  48. That's what you get when the U.S president doesn't even know what days it is. Biden : Is it Ice cream or bed bath day? I suspect Kamala Harris will be the new Iron lady and will give her permission to strike Russia. Donny Sippy Cup doesn't have a chance in 58 days time.
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  49. Awesome. SK will mop their toilet floors with NK because literally EVERY SK MALE over the age of 21 has two years top notch military training. That's millions and millions of SK men ready to get the party started.
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  50. The UN is a pointless talk shop for politicians to fill up their offshore bank accounts. The UN force is just another grift for those politicians to get a little bit richer because somebody is getting paid , they always do.
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  51. Many of the 155mm shells come from South Korea. They go via a 3rd party and then arrive in Ukraine. Thus awarding South Korea plausible deniability.
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  52. Elon is salty because Ivan from Chelyabinsk just rode his tank turret to Mars.
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  53. @MurdogYT Einstein never knew about the West having Arrow 3 hyper-sonic missile interceptors or Iron Sky tech. If he had he'd have said "The enemies of NATO will be vaporized and with world will carry on like it never happened".
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  54. Cupcake. No it's not.
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  55. Correct. The Church should stay out of politics and stick to what they know , "wearing cosplay costumes and collecting donations from weak willed individuals who believe in the imaginary guy in the sky".
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  56. If Putin wants a full scale war. NATO's 3.5 MILLION soldiers will give to him and it'll be the last thing he ever does.
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  57. 1 comment in 11 years. Another unclean Dalit wasting Indian resources.
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  58. China has said they stand with Pakistan and Russia is a firm allies of India BUT China and Russia are close partners so who really know what will happen?
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  59. 3 comments in 15 years. Another pointless slice of Dalit bot code.
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  60.  @9119brian  2 comments in 15 years. More Temu quality code.
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  61. Winston Churchill is turning in his grave at the cowardice shown by NATO. Ukraine is fighting the war NATO was created to fight. Instead we in NATO have spineless bureaucrat leaders who are more interested in poncing around in fancy suits and filling their offshore bank accounts.
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  62.  @MrAttriti0n  Where President Pooh bear? Nobody has seen him publicly in months. President Macron visited China and was told Winne was unavailable for a meeting. I guess the rumors are true about chinky cartoon bear has had a stroke and is being kept alive by a life support machine.
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  63. 2 comments in 1 year. Another waste of code that'll one day be a digital egg timer
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  64. Winston Churchill is turning in his grave at the cowardice shown by NATO. Ukraine is fighting the war NATO was created to fight. Instead we in NATO have spineless bureaucrat leaders who are more interested in poncing around in fancy suits and filling their offshore bank accounts.
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  65. Nothing will happen because Xi Putin and chubby Kim love their lives too much and don't want to be vaporized.
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  66.  @Thedrunkenswede1337  BORING. Worst WW3 ever. The movie was much more exciting..
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  67. Putin's Chinky Elf and the Belorussian potato king are just tying to distract from Vlads Syrian cluster f...
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  68. 2 comments in 6 years. Another SWEATSHOP GPT.
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  69. Winston Churchill is turning in his grave at the cowardice shown by NATO. Ukraine is fighting the war NATO was created to fight. Instead we in NATO have spineless bureaucrat leaders who are more interested in poncing around in fancy suits and filling their offshore bank accounts.
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  70. 3 copium comments in 2 years. Another recently purchased bot farm account. Next time try harder.
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  71. Another boring bot farm comment.
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  72. 2 comments in 8 years. More worthless code.
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  73. 1st comment in 14 years. Another future Temu smart watch.
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  74. That's why the Kremlin child groomer accepted the invitation.
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  75. Neither Chinkvile or NK will do anything because the Taiwanese are locked loaded and ready to party. South Korea has it's dancing shoes on. I't'll be the last night at the cabaret from Xi and Kim.
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  76. Presidents never serve in the battles because that's not their job. You dimwit.
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  77. There's definitely a few Indian sweaty armpits active in this comment section. I can smell the Dalit🍛from here...
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  78. I'll be fine. I have solar , wind power on my home and I drive a Tesla.
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  79.  @wilstw  Ukraine handed the nukes over to Yeltsin. Don't worry. If Russia sends nukes to Ukraine. NATO sends nukes to Russia and Vlad doesn't want that smoke. He likes kissing little boys belly buttons and super yachts too much.
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  80.  @randybegon3191  Nah. Putins grabbing a straws. He won't do anything. He's all talk and no walk.
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  81.  @mirekslechta7161  GIBBERISH. Ukraine never attacked Russian speaking Ukrainians. Mexico and Cuba have no interest in having the Russki Bumski Army in their countries because all they do is get drunk and steal toilets.🚽
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  82. Calm down Cupcake.🧁 Ukrainians don't think that about America. You made that up in your muddled mind. It has no base in reality.
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  83.  @cassandraguzman6638  WW3? Don't be so foolish. Putin is like the Russian bear , "old and toothless".
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  84.  @scoobydoobers23  Typical Russian bots trying to rewrite history. It was the Russian winter not the Russian army that defeated Napoleon. The French took Moscow because the Muscovy worms ran away.
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  85.  @rajaydon1893  You're in fantasy land. Putin is a PU$$Y he'll not go nuclear over little Ukraine but don't worry. If I'm wrong , both you and I die in the knowledge that 140 million Russian men , woman and children are also getting VAPORIZED because NATO has nukes too.
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  86. @paulspencer9928 Russia is like North Korea but with older nukes and more bots. Don't worry about the Russki bumskis those halfwits cannot even take the Donbas.
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  87. 143%
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  88. DON'T SEND YOUR MONEY TO THAT SCAM ACCOUNT. Make a in-show donation on one of their nightly streams.
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  89. Tell her to carry on their lives as normal because SK has more men and weapons then NK. Literally every SK male over the age of 21 has at least two years top notch military training. They'll mop their toilet floors with NK .
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  90. Agent Krasnov will stay silent about Putin's new mobilization.
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  91. Who?
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  92. Visit Ukraine they said. Three days they said.
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  93. Send in NATO troops.
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  94. The Ukrainian president who signed the Budapest Memorandum "President Kravchuk" was a old Communist who served in the SSR as a party bureau member. He was a fully paid up Russia lover. He would never have asked for NATO membership and happily gave the nukes back to Russia. He also returned a VAST amount of weapons including most of the Ukrainian navy to the new Russian federation.
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  95. The UN is a pointless talk shop for politicians to fill up their offshore bank accounts. The UN force is just another grift for those politicians to get a little bit richer because somebody is getting paid , they always do.
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  96. BORING. Worst WW3 ever. I literally fell asleep halfway through it. The movie was much more exciting..
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  97. Basically. Poland just let Russia commit a war crime because they've got no BALLZ.
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  98. No that won't happen because Putin likes his luxury lifestyle too much and he has an appointment at his favorite Botox salon. If he goes nuclear it'll be the last thing he'll ever do..
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  99. 5 comments in 1 year. Another India Dalit.
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  100. POLAND.
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  101. BORING. Generic comment. Try to be more original.
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  102.  @MeepChangeling  I've seen enough Zolkin Russian POW interviews to know the typical Russian halfwit gets 3 to 5 days training and gets to fire 1 to 3 magazines of ammo depending on availability. Then they get sent on the Storm and roughly 1 in 7 survives.
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  103. No they didn't. The Ukrainian president who signed the Budapest Memorandum "President Kravchuk" was a old Communist who served in the SSR as a party bureau member. He was a fully paid up Russia lover. He would never have asked for NATO membership and happily gave the nukes back to Russia. He also returned a VAST amount of weapons including most of the Ukrainian navy to the new Russian federation.
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  104.  @lynnpeart4195  1st Russian cope comment in 7 years. Congratulations on popping your bot farm cherry.🍒
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  105. Russkiy Mir Rule 101. If first you don't succeed . Lie , Lie and Lie again. Patriot missiles destroyed. LIE. Radioactive euro cloud. LIE. Zaluzhny is missing in action. LIE Bakmhut has fallen. LIE.
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  106. The Pope is a weirdo fantasist who believes in an imaginary "Guy In The Sky" they should always be ignored.
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  107. That only happened in your muddled mind.
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