Comments by "Dark Brandon " (@Dark_Bandon) on "Times Radio" channel.

  1. BREAKING NEWS. Putin's RED LINES cause a global shortage in Crayons.🖍
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  2. Putin. I'm really really super duper angry. I'm going nuclear. Xi. No you're not. Putin. Okay Daddy.
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  3. It should've been ZERO TRADE since day one of his FAILED three day Ukrainian adventure.
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  4. "Future fascists will call themselves anti-fascists". - Stalin 1950 "We are anti-fascists". - Putin 2022
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  5. Guide to Agent Krasnovs Russian bribe, 1. Trump starts a Meme Coin 2. Putin purchases $50 billion into it. 3. Trump cases out and the coin collapses. 4. Financial transaction completed.
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  6. General Seagal bursts into Putin's office and says. Seagal. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. It's the Ukrainians. They want to talk peace. Putin. Finally. I knew I'd break them. Are they on the phone? Seagal. No sir. They're at the front door and they look p!ssed.
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  7. General Seagal bursts into Putin's office and says. Seagal. Vladimir Vladimirovich. It's the Ukrainians. They want to talk peace. Putin. Finally. I knew I'd break them. Are they on the phone? Seagal. No sir. They're at the front door and they look p!ssed.
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  8. CONGRATULATION to Belgorod on becoming the newest city in Ukraine.
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  9. On the 10th day of Ukraines invasion of Russia. Putin summons the ghost of Stalin. Stalin : What's happened now? Putin : Nazis have invaded Kursk. My army is being beaten. What should I do? Stalin : Do like me in 1943. Send the toughest Ukrainian men to the front and beg the Americans for weapons. Putin : Suka Bylat.
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  10. It's amazing how fast a army can advance when it's not looting toilets and washing machines.
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  11. It's amazing how fast a army can advance when it's not looting toilets and washing machines.😂😂😂
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  12. Assad meets Putin for tea Assad. Vlad. Why does my tea taste strange? Putin. It's Moscow blend. Try these glow in the dark biscuits.
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  13. General Seagal bursts into Putin's office and says.. Seagal : Mr President. It's the Ukrainians. They want to talk peace. Putin : At last. I knew I would break them. Are they on the phone? Seagal : No. They're at the front door and they look p!ssed...
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  14. Q : Is Putin running out of armor? A : Golf Carts with Cope Cages. Battle Mopeds.
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  15. It's all downhill for Vova. His last best men the 810th Naval Marines just got OBLITERATED. 70% captured but mostly killed. 30% routed and fled the battlefield. Even their highest field commander went chicken and surrendered instead of RESETTING himself
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  16. Pokrovsk was a giant bear trap. The Russians walked straight into it and they've been halted for the past 4 days.
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  17. BREAKING NEWS. Putin's red lines causes a global shortage in crayons.🖍
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  18. Like Putin said. Where the Russian army goes is Russia and the Russian did a RUNNER from Kursk. So it's Ukraine now.
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  19. AWESOME. The Iranians will talk BIG but do nothing in response. Meanwhile in Tehran woman are doing their happy dances.
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  20. Putin doesn't have the cards.♠♥♣♦
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  21. The Iron dome says. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
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  22. Zelenskyy's FLYING CARDS enjoyed a fun night out in Moscow. ♠♥♣♦
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  23. President Xi be like. "Soon Manchuria will be Chinese again".
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  24. Musk is the most hated man in America. Little Marco is the most laughed at man in America. .
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  25. We've seen Putins replacement. President Cesar of the Freedom of Russia Legion.
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  26. Meanwhile Putin is in Chechnya watching goofy TikToks and drooling over Kadyroves teenage son playing dress up.
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  27. Vova's Kharkiv offensive has FLOPPED like his wedding night with Anna Kabaeva. He's a total failure.
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  28. Behind every Russian bot stands a Russian draft dodger.
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  29.  @BubuH-cq6km  If only Putin had not broken the 1994 Budapest memorandum and the MINSK ACCORD. Because the Minsk accord says Russia must return Crimea to Ukraine and did you know. Ukraine hasn't applied for NATO membership.
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  30. Those HIMARS are no joke.
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  31. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it ARRRRH SPLAT. Nope It's Putin..
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  32. BREAKING NEWS. Putin's red lines causes a global shortage in crayons.🖍
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  33. Guide to Trumps bride in four easy steps; 1. Trump starts a Meme Coin. 2. Putin invests $50 billion into it. 3. Trump cashes out and the coin collapses. 4. Financial transaction completed.
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  34.  @robertscott961  China is the paper tiger. Russia is the circus bear.
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  35. Putin purchased $50 billion worth of his Meme Coin.
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  36. Guide to Trumps bride in four easy steps. 1. Trump starts a Meme Coin. 2. Putin invests $50 billion into it. 3. Trump cashes out and the coin collapses. 4. Financial transaction completed.
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  37. Never forget. Behind every Russian troll stands a Russian draft dodger.
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  38. Crimea air defenses are almost as SOFT as Putin on his wedding night with teen bride Anna Kabaeva. #FloppyVova 😂😂😂
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  39. Guide to Trumps bride in four easy steps. 1. Trump starts a Meme Coin. 2. Putin invests $50 billion into it. 3. Trump cashes out and the coin collapses. 4. Financial transaction completed.
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  40. Behind every Russian bot stands a terrified mobilization dodger.
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  41. BREAKING NEWS. Putin's red lines causes a global shortage in Crayons.🖍
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  42. Putin doesn't have the cards.♠♥♣♦
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  43. Go to Ukraine they said. Three days they said.
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  44. The Kremlin finger painter makes the Austrian painter look like a military genius and we all know how that ended up going for him.
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  45. Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich. I gave you my only son and you gave me a fur coat. Dear Olga. That fur coat is your only son.
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  46. After Putin's Kursk disaster. Vlad summons the ghost of Stalin. Stalin. What's happened now? Putin. Nazis have invaded Kursk. My army is destroyed. What should I do? Stalin. Do as I did. Send the Ukrainians to sort it out and beg the Americans for help. Putin. Suka......
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  47. According to intercepted Russian calls. EIGHT Ukrainian Warrior Heroes defeated ONE THOUSAND Russian Critters in Avdiivka.
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  48. The Baltic Sea is now a NATO lake.
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  49. General Seagal bursts into Putin's office and says. Seagal. Vladimir Vladimirovich. It's the Ukrainians. They want to talk peace. Putin. Finally. I knew I'd break them. Are they on the phone? Seagal. No sir. They're at the front door and they look p!ssed.
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  50. HOLY MOLLY. The Krembots are in full COPE MODE in this comment section.
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