Comments by "Dark Brandon " (@Dark_Bandon) on "Kanal13" channel.

  1. Igor. Stop looking for your supply of toilet bowl vodka and get out of there. Or don't and get BBQ'd. The choice is yours.
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  2. Agreed. Time to give Ukraine long range cruise missiles to strike Moscow.
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  3. Russian's will have a panic attack every time they hear a lawn mover. 😂😂😂
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  4.  @jtf2dan  Russo-Nazis don't help their fellow soldiers. It's every Orc for himself. Well, unless the Orc knows the location of the buried toilet bowl and he's the first to be saved.
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  5. Ivan : Hi Mother. I'm about to go into battle. If you've not heard from me in the next 24 hrs "Enjoy your free Lada". Mother : LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA...................
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  6. OH BLYAT. We're supposed to be the worlds second army and we only have stolen home made vehicles to use.
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  7. Those marching toy soldiers should keep marching all the way to thew Zero-Line.😂😂😂
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  8. IF their husbands come home , it'll be in a doggy bag.
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  9. Meanwhile Putin's sitting next to Winnie the Pooh in Moscow pretending everything is going to plan.
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  10.  @KM-kd6dz  Meanwhile in the Russkiy Mir solders get put in the crematorium truck and roasted because no body , no coffin money , no fur coat. 😂😂😂
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  11. No body. No coffin money. No fur coat. 😂
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  12. He was in Kursk when the Ukrainians entered it and he RAN AWAY as fast as he could. It's been said he told the conscripts he was going for lunch and never returned.
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  13. After Putin's Kursk disaster. Vlad summons the ghost of Stalin. Stalin. What's happened now? Putin. Nazis have invaded Kursk. My army is destroyed. What should I do? Stalin. Do as I did. Send the Ukrainians to sort it out and beg the Americans for help. Putin. Suka......
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  14. Wrong. Walmart. MARY KITCHEN Corned Beef $3.82. 14 oz can
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  15. After Putin's Kursk disaster. Vlad summons the ghost of Stalin. Stalin. What's happened now? Putin. Nazis have invaded Kursk. My army is destroyed. What should I do? Stalin. Do as I did. Send the Ukrainians to sort it out and beg the Americans for help. Putin. Suka......
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  16. And the Russian mothers won free fur coats. That's a WIN-WIN.
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  17.  @jasonweiss7757  Please you keep telling yourself that , because sooner or later you're going to get mobilized , and handed grandpa's old uniform, old weapon and a friendly Kadyrovite will make you his battlefield husband.😂😂😂
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  18. Kerch bridge on fire. Their tourists are terrified. Kerch bridge on fire. Their tourists are terrified Na Na Na Na Na NaNa. Na Na Na Na Na NaNa. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  19. Apti Alaudinov did a RUNNER and fled the Ukrainian advance in Kursk.
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  20. Congratulations to Colonel Storm Shadow.
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  21. NICE. More meat for the grinder.
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  22. Heroyam Slava.
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  23. Either Sad Vlads furniture is getting bigger or he's getting smaller.😂He looks like a toddler sitting at his Papa's desk.😂
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  24. Before that they said "if only the Czar knew how bad our lives are".
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  25. What can Slovakia do? Does Slovakia have a army? NOPE. Does Slovakia have a air force? NOPE. Does Slovakia have a navy? NOPE. Can Slovakia say some hurty words? YEP.
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  26. Putin the bunker grandpa and his pensioner army. He must be in his mid 50's.
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  27. Russian slave have always been like that. If only the Czar knew of our poverty, he'd fix things. If only Stalin knew how bad our Gulag is, he's fix things. Blonde is still young enough to find herself a new husband😂😂😂.
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  28. Blondie is still young enough to find herself a brave Ukrainian husband and have at least 1 Ukrainian baby.
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  29. If they cross the border they will be CRUSHED by NATO forces. NATO will party like it's 1999💥
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  30. Don't worry when he dies the next Orc will steal it from him and when he dies the next Orc will...............
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  31. That's a Moscovian bipedal worm. Not a German.
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  32. The Russki said I'm Offski.
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  33. Ivan : Hi Mother. I'm about to go into battle. If you've not heard from me in the next 24 hrs "Enjoy your free Lada". Mother : LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA LADA......................
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  34. What are you talking about. It always shows Russian war crimes because Russia commits so many war crimes.
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  35. Putin is going to end up falling out of a window "ARRH SPLAT" or standing in the Hague court.
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  36. Igor. Why's this statue ticking because It doesn't look like an alarm clock.⏰KABOOM💥
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  37. Hiding under their mother skirts because it's mobilization season in Russia.
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  38. His buddy was giving him first aid so he must've been still alive. Unlike all but one on the Russians in the trench.
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  39. What's Kadyrov going too do? Attack America with TikTok Videos.
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  40. They should now take out Putin...
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  41. Fact checked. LIE
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  42. He was too drunk on toilet bowl vodka to run away.
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  43. They even dropped the 300 at the end of the dock. This is like a Charlie Chaplin comedy film. 😂😂😂
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  44. Apti Alaudinov did a RUNNER and fled the Ukrainian advance in Kursk.
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  45. It's a centuries old tradition. For generations they appealed to the Czar to lift them from serfdom without realising that the Czar was the one who made them serfs 😂😂😂
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  46. If you believed that , you'd not be hiding under your mothers skirt from mobilization. You'd be queuing at your local Russian military registration office , wearing grandpa's old uniform. 😂😂😂
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  47. The only reasons they are taken alive is for the $600 dollars per live Russian prisoner Ukraine pays their soldiers and for the exchange of Ukrainian prisoners. Personally I'd have quietly slotted them and then gone out to look for more.
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  48. They have to because of community guidelines. A lot of Russian snitches online.
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  49. Putins elderly lap dog meets Pooh bears pocket sized lackey.
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  50. And drugs because in some of his videos he was high AF. I suspect he was smoking Russia best selling bath salts "Babushka's secrets". 😂😂😂
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