Comments by "Dark Brandon " (@Dark_Bandon) on "CNN" channel.

  1. Putin thought he was a badass but turned out to be a comedian. Zelenslyy thought he was a comedian but turned out to be a badass.
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  2. Vova's Kharkiv offensive has FLOPPED like his wedding night with Anna Kabaeva.🤣🤣🤣
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  3. Are they lumpy pillows?
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  4. What the Krembots don't mention about the battle of the Avdiivka Triangle... RUSSIAN K.I.A 49,000 UKRAINIAN K.I.A 7000
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  5. We're about the same age. I told my 18 year old son Son a while back. If you see's a pretty girl when out socializing with friends. Simply look her in the eyes and smile. If she returns the smile go over and introduce yourself. Hi my name is ****. What's yours? Turns out the old fashioned still works because females like human interaction over a swipe every time.
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  6. Meanwhile Putin is in Chechnya watching goofy TikToks and drooling over Kadyrovs teenage son playing dress up.
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  7. Putin thought he was a badass but turned out to be a comedian. Zelenskyy thought he was a comedian but turned out to be a badass.
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  8. Putin be like. Chump change. I gave my teenage bride Anna Kabaeva a $500 million dollar Dubai super Yacht as a Christmas present.
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  9. What part of the word STUDENTS don't you understand.
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  10.  @lauriew3517  Ivan. You've seen the video's of the columns of roasting Russian armor and the liquidated Russian sons scattered around all over the place. Your seen the reports from Russian Colonel Shuvalov Pyotr Ilyich or are you calling him a liar about fields of Russian Cargo 200's? I dare you say it. Call him a liar and get yourself mobilized.
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  11. All that's missing is the Titanic theme tune.
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  12. Orcs don't have souls.
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  13. Igor.. Why's this statue ticking? It doesn't look like an Alarm Clock.⏰ TICK TICK KABOOM 💥 😂😂😂
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  14.  @franklin9400  Simple solution. Give Ukraine the $1.7 TRILLION DOLLARS of seized Russian money Putin stole from the people of Russia. Have you forgotten that 93% of all Ukraine war funding stays in the U.S and creates high skilled / high paid American jobs for American workers. Those homeless should apply for a job instead of laying around on the streets. The same goes for the veterans. Don't worry. The jobs come with healthcare included.
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  15. The University is not a public space so certain laws do not apply. It's technically private property. Members of the public are not allowed to enter the University campus unless your're a enrolled student.
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  16. Day 11 of Ukraines Special Military Operation and still no radioactive fallout. Now we all see Putin was BLUFFING all along.
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  17.  @live_your_best_life_8  My Lumpy Pillow
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  18.  @gphunkera8731  Russia hasn't been a superpower since the Soviet Union.
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  19.  @likemostthings  Ivan. Mother Russia needs you to sign a military contract.
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  20.  @mightyoaks80  U.S here. Ukraine is not begging. Under the 1994 Budapest Memorandum that NATO and Russia BOTH signed. The U.S agreed to help Ukraine with Aid and Weapons if Russia ever invaded. Russia KNEW we would help Ukraine because THEY agreed to it when they sighed the treaty. FUN FACT. Ukraine is going to receive more weapons in the next 3 months then they have in the previous 13 months.
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  21. ​ @Firehazard159  Two questions. 1. How much did you pay for your wife's green card and visa. 2. Has your morning coffee started tasting like pool cleaner?
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  22. Boring WHATABOUTISM
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  23.  scpython1  Stop hiding under your Babushkas dress and go join the Storm Z and win your granny a new fur coat.
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  24.  @lauriew3517  CRICKETS🦗🦗🦗 Why the radio silence?📻 I guess you don't have the NUTZ🥜to call the Russian Colonel a LIAR.
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  25. What the Krembots don't mention about the battle of the Avdiivka Triangle... RUSSIAN K.I.A 49,000 UKRAINIAN K.I.A 7000
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  26. The people who claim Ukraines counter offensive is failing are the same people who before the war said Kyiv would fall in a week because Russia has the worlds second army. Russia doesn't and Kyiv didn't.
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  27. Large orange man seen fleeing the scene.
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  28. Because the University is not a public space. It's technically private property. Members of the public are not allowed to enter the University campus unless your're a enrolled student.
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  29. Tell that to the Kremlin Gremlin but beware , don't tell him while standing next to a window. ARRRRH SPLAT.
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  30. Keep COPING Ivan.
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  31. From Kyiv to Vladivostok everything will be Ukraine
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  32.  @sawfishv6565  Putin thought he was a badass but turned out to be a comedian. Zelenskyy thought he was a comedian but turned out to be a badass.
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  33.  @ArcolaBridge  Classic Russian WHATABOUTISM.
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  34.  @ryanweible9090  Yes agreed. The whole pick up artist thing is a complete joke.
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  35. Russia.
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  36. How do you make a Russian sailor sh!t his pants? Whisper "SEA BABY" in his ear...
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  37. Putin's Chinese support. Golf carts , battle moped and war scooters.🛴😂😂😂
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  38. Comrade Ivan. I that's what it takes for you top be comforted then please keep telling yourself that as you queue at your local Russian military registration office. Meanwhile in the real world Russia has lost more men and equipment in the past 10 days in their FAILED Avdiivka offensive then Ukraine did in the whole of their counter offensive. Russia literally lost 2000+ men , 170 tanks, BMP's and Armored Cars in ONE FRICKING DAY.
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  39. If you lived next door to the United Federation of Fascists , you'd know how depraved they are because their neighbors have been shouting it from the rooftops for many decades. Sadly many Western nations thought they were crying wolf.
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  40.  @peterechnaton52  The Slaves and Serfs of Moscovia have always said their master is the kindest they'd ever had and If they don't say it . they get beaten and starved.
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  41. Putin favorite little Hot-dog🌭seller Prigozhin really is a comedy of errors.
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  42.  @malachkah  Guide to Russian propaganda in three easy steps. 1. Zelenskyy was an actor and actors are associated with Hollywood. 2. Hollywood celebrities are known for cocaine use. 3. Combine 1 & 2 "BINGO" claim Zelenskyy does cocaine.
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  43. He did the crime. He did the time.
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  44.  @michaelotieno6524 ⬅VANTIK LIAR. There was NEVER a non NATO expansion agreement. Tell me where was the treaty signed? When was it signed? Who signed it? Because TRUST ME BRO doesn't work for international agreed treaties.
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  45. IVAN. Meanwhile back in the REAL WORLD of global economics. The U.S is owed over 90 TRILLION DOLLARS. So they have lots of money. They simply choose to to call in those debts because that'll bankrupt the whole world and that's not how reciprocal trading and national debts work.
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  46. BORING WHATABOUTISM.
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  47.  @bruceplenderleith838  Putins inner circle are going to start dropping like flys and Sad Vlad's teenage bride better get herself a food taster.😂😂😂
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  48. Putins favorite little Hot-dog🌭seller Prigozhin really is a comedy of errors.
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  49. @horace sheffield If I knew my taxes where going to be spent LIQUIDATING the Sons of Russian mothers . I'd have happily paid my taxes twice. BEST TAX MONEY I EVER SPENT.
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  50. Ivan Classic WHATABOUTISM. Stay on topic or go sign a military contract.
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