Comments by "Stephen Villano" (@spvillano) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. I use three eggs. Now, let's see you use kimshi in an omelette like I do. Or spinach or even collards. That's the purpose of the damned thing, mix leftovers in for breakfast. Yeah, I really do enjoy kimshi in an omelette, typically with American cheese to leaven the spice with fat. Only The Onion can get a good response from me. ;)
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  2. I always told her to swallow, always got slapped. I'll just get my coat on the way out...
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  3. Can't find a jackfruit, will a durian do?
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