Comments by "Poisonelle Misty" (@PoisonelleMisty4311) on "BuzzFeed Unsolved Network" channel.

  1. Now, people often think of Poe as this brooding, mysterious figure. But did you know he was also a master of disguise? Yeah, apparently, he used to dress up and go to different taverns just to mess with people. I gotta say, that takes commitment. Imagine spending hours putting on a fake mustache just to creep people out. That's some next-level dedication to the craft.
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  2. And you know what's really cool? Poe's influence can be seen everywhere, even in popular culture today. I swear, every crime show has an episode inspired by his works. You never know, maybe one of these days we'll see a reality TV show called "The Bachelor: Edgar Allan Poe Edition." I can already hear the host saying, "This week, the ladies will compete for the heart… that beats beneath the floorboards!"
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  3. But hey, maybe that's why his stories have endured for so long. There's something about darkness and despair that just strikes a chord with all of us. I mean, who hasn't had a day where they feel like burying someone under the floorboards? Just me? Alright, I'll see myself out then!
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  4. But let's talk about "The Raven" for a minute. That poem has haunted English classes for generations. I still remember reading it in high school and being like, "Wait, what the hell is happening?" I swear, the raven was probably just lost and looking for directions, but Poe had to make it sound like something out of a horror movie.
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  5. But seriously, Edgar Allan Poe was a genius who gave us some of the most haunting stories ever written. So let's raise a glass and toast to the master of darkness, the poet of gloom, the guy who made us all love ravens just a little too much. Cheers, Edgar! Keep haunting our nightmares, buddy!
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  6. So, let's give it up for Edgar Allan Poe, the man who turned darkness into art, and gave us all an excuse to indulge in our own creepy thoughts. They say he died under mysterious circumstances, but I can only imagine him sitting at a dimly lit desk somewhere, scribbling away, and laughing at the fact that he still manages to freak us out even after all these years. Cheers to you, Mr. Poe! Keep haunting our dreams!
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  7. But you know what's always fascinated me about Poe? The dude was never really a big hit during his lifetime. It's like he was the original struggling artist. He wrote all these amazing works, and people were like, "No thanks, we'd rather read something sunny and uplifting." Sorry, Edgar, the market's just not into your emo vibes right now.
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  8. Ah, Edgar Allan Poe, the master of macabre and the sultan of spooky. The guy had a knack for taking ordinary situations and turning them into nightmares. I mean, who else could make a raven tapping on a chamber door send chills down your spine?
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  9. But here's the thing about Poe, you could argue that he had a dark sense of humor. I mean, the guy named a character "Auguste Dupin." Auguste Dupin? Sounds like a fancy French detective or some kind of exotic cheese. Maybe that was Poe's way of keeping things light amidst all the chaos and murder.
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  10. And how about "The Pit and the Pendulum"? That story messed me up. I remember sweating bullets while reading it, convinced that some sadistic pendulum was gonna come swinging for me. Thanks, Poe, for adding a new level of fear to every tick-tocking sound I've ever heard since then.
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  11. But you know what's even scarier than his stories? Trying to decipher his poems. I don't know about you, but I felt like I needed a PhD in English just to understand what the guy was talking about! It's like he had a secret code, and the only way to crack it was to have a really bad day and a deep appreciation for ravens.
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