Comments by "MrJoecool9999" (@MrJoecool9999) on "Buddy Brown" channel.

Here in Ireland - I was sitting at the bar in my local pub and my mate Paddy came in got a pint and sat beside me - after saying hello and the usual about the weather Paddy said - "Well Joe - it's that time of year and I'm about to go on my holidays again - but this year I'm going to do it a bit different...!" "Why's that Paddy....?" said I....! Paddy replied - "Well 3 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got Pregnant - 2 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got Pregnant - last year I went to Majorca and Mary got Pregnant...!" "Well what are you dong different this year Paddy....?" said I.....! "Well this year - I'm bringing her with me....!" 😎
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@bobbi2235 An older couple were having a stop-over with the son and his family - the auld fella was in the bathroom in the evening and noticed a packet of Viagra on the shelf of the bathroom cabinet...! Later he said to his son - "I noticed the Viagra in the bathroom - I wouldn't mind trying one of them....!" The son replied - "are you sure dad - they're quite expensive and they are very powerful....?" The auld fella said - "Well how much are they...?" "$10 each...!" - the son replied....! "Well I'll take one if you don't mind and we're away early tomorrow - so I'll leave the money under the pillow...!" The following day the son went into the spare room and found $110 under the pillow - he called his dad and said - "I found the money Dad - but I told you $10 not $110....!" "I know..." he says - "the $100 was from grandma.....!"
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@bobbi2235 Kamala Harris and her entourage were on a PR trip to a school...! During the visit Kamala was brought into a class and introduced - the teacher explained that they were discussing "Words and their meanings - and they were just about to discuss the word "Tragedy" - and asked the VP if she would take over the class for a minute...! Kamala steps up front and asked the class - "Can anyone give me an example of a Tragedy....?" Mary at the front has her hand up and says - "A man steps out in front of a lorry and gets killed - would that be a tragedy....?" Kamala replied - "No - that would be an unfortunate accident - anyone else...?" Young Billy says - "A bus load of school kids goes over the edge of a cliff - and they are all killed stone dead - would that be a Tragedy....?" "No" says Kamala - "That would be a Great Loss - anyone else have an example....?" Little Johnny up the back has his hand up...! "Air Force one blows up in mid air killing you - the president - and all your top aides - would that be a Tragedy....?" "Well done...!" says Kamala - "Good answer - and can you explain why that would be a tragedy....?" Johnny replies - "Well it had to be a Tragedy - because it certainly wasn't a great loss - and not likely an accident either....!"
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@bobbi2235 Four Nuns are waiting to get into Heaven - God is at the Gate standing beside a Font of Holy Water and he calls the first Nun over and asks her - "Have you committed any sins....?" The Nun replied - "Well I once looked at a mans penis...!" - God took her over to the Holy water - splashed water in her eyes and said - "your sins have been cleansed so you may now enter Heaven....!" - and turned and called the 2nd Nun over - God asked her "Have you committed any sins...?" - the 2nd Nun replied - "Well I once touched a mans penis....!" - God took her over to the Font - washed her hands in the Holy Water and said - "Your sins have been cleansed and you may now enter Heaven...! When he was turning around God noticed that the 4th Nun skipped in front of the 3rd Nun so he asked her why she did that...! The Nun replied - "Well I would want to gargle it before she sits in it....!"
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@russtee9352 Biden Fan....?
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@russtee9352 indeed....
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Joe and Jill were having a stop over with Hunter - when in the bathroom Joe noticed a packet of Viagra on a shelf - later he asked Hunter about them - Hunter said - "They're very powerful pop and quite expensive....!" - How much are they asked Joe - "$10 each but I'm not worried about the money...!" - Joe says - "Well you know Hunter I want to try one - we're away early in the morning so I'll leave the money under the pillow....!" The nest day Hunter goes into the room and finds $110 under the pillow - so he phoned Joe and said - "I got the money pop - but I told you it was $10 not $110......!" - "I know" said Joe - the $100 was from Jill.....!"
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