Comments by "M R" (@emm_arr) on "Johnson promises faster Covid-19 testing - as Labour urges him to “get a grip” | Coronavirus UK" video.

  1. You still shitposting that? Blimey - you're low.
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  2. Al Pike the FSB Shitpost Queen has gone quiet. She likes to dish. She's much less fond of taking what she dishes.
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  3.  @seang2700  Nope.
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  4. I expect Al Pike the FSB Shitpost Quean to achieve 30% "shaturation" of the comments here with her shitpostz from lotz of her sockpuppetz.
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  5.  K MT  Rubbish shitpost, Al. Why would K MT rise to that ... unless you are Al Pike the FSB Shitpost Quean?! Do your colleagues call you that now?
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  6.  K MT  Rubbish shitpost, Al. Why would K MT rise to that ... a second time ... unless you are Al Pike the FSB Shitpost Quean?!
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  7. Poor Al Pike. She's not happy this evening. She doth protest too much. Wow - ripped her another one. She'll have more arceholes than you get in a rugby squad very soon.
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  8.  @tomsmith5456  "I must be on target" Or wrong and beyond reasoning!
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  9.  @tomsmith5456  "your wrong" You mean "you're". I must say that I am well impressed with ya.
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  10.  @tomsmith5456  You take care too. Any more nuggets of wisdom?
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  11.  @tomsmith5456  Why thank you. What should I do when people who know more than I do point out that my reasoning isn't good enough to get a task done?
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  12.  @tomsmith5456  Oh - I get it. Act all polite but absolutely refuse to learn better. That's actually being rather rude but dressed up as being nice. This is how you managed to graduate from being a fool to being an old fool. Enjoy your foolishness.
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  13. Thank you for your time and attention over this matter, and all the best to you and yours. This is a blip and not the Zombie Acropolis. Regards Mikhael Romanoff
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  14. A libtard, K MTard and Wellard walked into a pub. The barman says "No dogz, innit?!". Who left the pub?
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  15. As I was saying ... If you get her posts reviewed since mid-2019, your review will find a deterioration in the English used and a gross disregard for her craft. The best actors are people one can watch without constantly thinking that that they are acting. Her grasp of English is sufficiently poor that she misses so many jibes - like the one in this letter aimed squarely at her.
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  16. Dear Mr Kelin,
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  17. Al Pike has more holes now than an English crumpet.
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  18.  K MT  Rubbish shitpost, Al. You must be having fun as your English has gone right off!
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  19.  @tfgb291  "We’ll see in 10 days time then eh" Sort of. Incubation time appears to be a "at least 14 days"..
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  20. Verily 'tis like a turd from Muscovy that shitpostress who doth protesringly too muchington. There you go, Al. I ripped you another hole! Shitpost at me again. Go on. You know you get told off if you don't.
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  21.  K MT  Rubbish shitpost Al. I ripped you a few new onez and now I own you. You're mine.
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  22.  K MT  Rubbish shitpost Al. You're mine.
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  23.  K MT  Rubbish shitpost Al. Thou art likest an unguent shitpost escapedness from Muscovy - blibbleth. See - ripped you yet another.
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  24. First, let me congratulate you on winning the recent Fererro Rocher Scoffathon. I hope consuming 60,000 calories in a single sitting has fortified your system in preparation for a possible dose of covid-19. I also trust that your Avva, your wife, is well and that her latest satirical novel is not causing too many waves in Moscow.
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  25. Forsooth. Methinked K MT were a hobvarmint like unto a sack of shitpost. That means I "ripped K MT a new one". It also means that K MT needs to lean more than about 4 colloquial English phrases.
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  26. Johnson bluster isn't working so well.
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  27.  Brother Spartacus  Incoherent shitpost, Al!
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  28. It's really easy to own Al Pike and K MT. You just create a silly sockpuppet account and post cod Shakespearean English at her. Somehow - magically, perhaps - you own Al Pike by doing that - and that rips her a new one. So K MT says. So you know how reliable that means this is.
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  29. I am writing to you on this particular occasion about a woman employed by your government who posts in vast quantities on social media, in particular on YouTube.
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  30.  K MT  I'm referring Al Pike. Fortooth - she looks like a man in a dress - or a weasel! See - ripped you yet another. That's seven new ones you have so far. Your thighs are becoming strangers to one another,.
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  31.  K MT  Al, Al. You have no sense of humour! Verily 'twas like a shitppst. Oops. I ripped you another one. Like your weekend 'fun'.
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  32. Al Pike's going to have more holes than the Romanoffs at this rate!
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