Comments by "" (@stephenbachman132) on "Space Ice" channel.

  1. What do you mean treat him like he is the second coming of Christ. In a Sea-Gull film he is the second coming of Christ.
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  2. I know a lot of people don't like Nicolas Cage but i think he is a good actor.
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  3. 11:50 i can't believe the writers had the Villain win. Segal made a better Villain then John Travolta in Swordfish. Wow.
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  4. Believe it or not i have seen worse movies. Hubey's Halloween adventure starring Adam Sandler as Billy Madison's retarded cousin.
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  5. 0:50 ummmm there is wads of cash on the desk. His partner is stupid. For once i agree with Segal. Families do not have wads of cash sitting on their desks.
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  6. Imagine Arnold vs Segal. Notice i use Arnolds first name as a sign of respect an i say Segal like he is a number out of a sign of disrespect to the Slightly less evil mr Satan character from Dragon Ball Z.
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  7. The newspaper without the funnies dam that is Bruce Lee level evil right there.
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  8. The funniest thing here is Steven Seagull speaks English. An he needs a translator to do his dialogue like power rangers.
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  9. Why does he think a 70 year old out of shape guy is somehow a badass
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  10. 3:09 - 3:19 no way a cop could afford that apartment and be that fat. Its one or the other movie either he is fat an lives in a regular sized home. Or he is fat an lives in a old dumpy apartment with a good kitchen. 6:04 - 6:15 didn't he throw himself out of a 3 story building body slamming concrete and die. How is he out of jail on appeal he is supposed to be dead. An if we are going to go over a rap sheet lets. 1. Kidnapping 2. Grevious bodily harm (cutting a woman's boob open to put C4 in it an wire up a bomb.) 3. Attempted murder in the first degree 4. Resisting arrest 5. Fleeing the scene of a crime (throwing himself out of a window) 6. An the most serious crime playing a character in a Steven Segal movie. 13:30 -12:43 what the 0 sense is correct. How can he afford to be fat. Have a big fancy apartment in New York City of all places one of the most expensive city's on Earth. An also afford to feed an house a secret family. An why doesn't care at all about his girlfriend half his age dieing. An why is his wife okay with any off that. The man has children an just flat out ignored all off them to have a career earning minimum salary as a NYC detective an feed himself into the Guinness book of records as a human whale experiment.
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  11. He sharted himself and kept it in the movie. Lmao😅😂🤣
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  12. When your so fat you fight sitting in a chair 🤣🤣😂😅
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  13. I would like to see a movie where Segal plays an inept serial killer who bumbles his way through his kills who is getting chased by two cops Jean Claude Van Dam a retired detective who has been brought in to assist with the case, an Michael Jay White a cop who is trying to catch Segal. Obviously that will never happen. But it would be nice to get some reasoning for his randomly killing people he doesn't have to. His mumbling as he is obviously got some kind of mental condition. An for his random confusing actions that make no sense. An when he is caught. Michael should be like "your not awesome. Your not the best. Your a complete monster." An segal should hear "your the best we all want to have sex with you blah blahblah here are officer Naughty's boobes for no reason."
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  14. 4:04 insert line "he is morbidly obese an wears swimming goggles for glasses, he is seen wearing a moomoo in China town a lot, visits strip clubs a lot, ohh an has multiple wives usually cheating on one when he finds another girl."
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  15. The amount of unintentional racism in this movie would mean this movie could never be made today. Like the main actor who is clearly African American dressed in a stero typical Asian costume complete with hat, an what looks like buck teeth throughout the entire movie.
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  16. 8:00 did they actually say Japanese "Tyler Derden" 😂
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  17. For those who doubt violence solves everything. Ask yourself was there ever really a problem after violence was used
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  18. 9:07 how did they get Lewis Hamilton F1 driver to be in this film.
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  19. I want to see Steven Segal in his upcoming movie "Fighting Dementia with Akido" hey what was i doing again.
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  20. I can't understand how a English speaking actor needs a English translator voice over guy
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  21. The best part about this movie was Nicolas Cage wasn't acting. He is just this Bad Ass.
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  22. 5:05 - 5:07 Steven would have poor blood flow to his genital region due to him being obese. Also i did some googling on if women had claimed him to have a small penis. I did find one poorly crafted song stating he did in the title. So i will say its a confirmed fact that Steven Segal has a small penis.
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  23. Michael Fatley 😅😂🤣😭 you have outdone yourself sir. Truly a classic 80's line.
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  24. Seagal aka (sea gull - a Australian bird that poops on everything an non stop trys to steal your fish an chips when you are at the beach, also they scab food non-stop) fun fact about sea gulls if you feed them Panadol or baking soda on a chip they cannot fart so they explode an die. Anyway my point yes i am hallerious. Anyway Steven Segal likes cookies a little too much he at the whole tub of cookies an the bag of raw cookie doh in one sitting true story.
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  25. One question. Why is it in a Segal movie the police never respond to shoot outs an large explosions. Wasn't Segal a law enforcement officer. So he knows when people start randomly shooting at each other the police are called by the public to investigate the shooting. Or at the very least stop anyone getting in or out.
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  26. 04:59 -05:01 Ryu "Arrrr what did you say we F... Together. No. No. We don't i ain't gay you faggot"
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  27. Get a bag fill it with features throw the features off the tallest mountain then wait a week a collect all the features an bring it back. Ok here is what you do. Buy a feather pillow wait two weeks bring him the feather pillow still with receipt in the plastic wrapping paper. Tell him there is your pillow you fat female dog.
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  28. Segal couldn't out Hack Hackerman he is the best hacker i have ever seen.
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  29. The Priest is wondering if he suffered a concussion or died an this is hell. I laughed so hard 😅😂🤣 Your a character in a Sea-Gull movie. Confirmed it is hell.
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