Comments by "" (@stephenbachman132) on "The Babylon Bee" channel.

  1. This is by far your funniest skit. More please. Maybe on the anti aircraft assault double shotgun with laser sighted iron sights for good measure.
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  2. Turns out this is actually real now. So you predicted the future Babylon Bee
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  3. 0:45 that appears to be a real library. All jokes aside. Why is there a copy of pedofillia smut "cuties" in that LIbrary?
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  4. How did that 100 pound woman stop him from closing the door. Mass equals power. He had about 100 pounds on her.
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  5. After the rapping the burglar points gun at guy "this is for America, your welcome world" Ok here is some no gun home defense tricks that actually will work. 1. Poison ivy around your fences 2. A big dog 3. Side show Bob Mr Rakes 4. A cross bow 5. A Sword/ or knife 6. A wood cutters axe 7. A base ball bat 8. A hand grenade 9. Another big dog 10. Throw stuff
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  6.  @admama_  😅🤣😂😭
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  7. "use violence an fascism to fight against your perceived fascism, do not explain your actions and do not accept consequences"
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  8. i don't care about their social life. can they 1. turn up on time 2. do their job 3. work within companies rules. look it doesn't matter to me their background "ohh hi John the Serial Axe murderer" as long as they know we are all here for the same thing to work together an make da ching ching (money)
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  9. Mmmm this grape skittle tastes like chocolate????
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  10. You know oscar the grouch is technically homeless. He doesn't even live in a big square metal bin. He lives in a house hold garbage can.
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  11. Well world war 3 might be kicking off soon.sooooooo.
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  12. If a Chinese got bitten by a radioactive bald eagle would he also become "America Man"
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  13. I can beat this game "Is your person a Liberal" "Is your person queer" "Was your person assigned female at birth" "Is your person a activist" "Does your person study gender studies or the arts" "Does your person suffer from gender dismorphia" "Does your person do OF for money " "Does your person suffer from depression " "Was your person assigned a tan or brown skin colour at birth" "Is your person wearing a hat" "Is your person wearing glasses" "Is your person wearing a striped top" "Is your person wearing a plain top" Is your person Dillan Mullaney
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  14. Make sure to include a sexually confused character looking to get hormone blockers at the age of 6 an a sex change by the age of 16. Then this character must go into porn as all Hollywood agenda requires characters to go from 1. Gay lifestyle by ages 4 - 6 2. Hormone blockers 6 - 16 3. Immediate sex change operation aged 16 4. Go deeper into sexual depravity an away from the nuclear family straight into porn an prostituting themselves.
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  15. So basically you expect everyone to be a dumb gorilla. Yeah nah.
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  16. So Disney want to make gay porn. Well as long as they put Cory Chase in it an have no men in it i will watch.
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  17. 1. They don't care about your opinion 2. They don't give your opinion validation and weight by crediting it with anything 3. They shower so they don't smell. 4. They don't acknowledge your feelings like they are factual points of interest and don't contribute to your point. Eg "my feelings were hurt because the boss didn't care what i was saying" 5. They support the hedero nuclear family of 1 dad an 1 mother and support a healthy upbringing of balance with fun/ responsibility & love/ discipline 6. They don't say you are right about everything 7. They support fair taxes 8. They do not want over arching government control 9. They like beer 10. They like a Barbecue.
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  18. What about music im not a fan of rap. But there are some rap songs i go. Yeah this is good.
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  19. Oh no Superman is talking out better castrate him.
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  20. 0:36 that tyre isn't flat. An the tyre of choice is a "get you home tyre" not sink some piss with the boys tyre. 1:35 - 1:38 you allowed her to swing that axe like that near your head.
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  21. Shark bears?
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  22. No I disagree the show host only has one piece of source material to say if something is like the Nazis. Antifa are Facist, racist, politically motivated anarchist morons that need to be treated as the Nazis they are.
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  23. Did he say Dementia was "facts"
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  24. Why did all the pictures have people who aren't White. You can't call Asian a minority they make up 1/3rd of all people on Earth thats 2.5 billion people. You can't call African Americans a minority they make up 30 - 40% of America thats like 100 - 120 million people thats 6 times the population of all of Australia.
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  25. What if you work with all diffrent kinds of people from different countries and both sex's an treat them how you would yourself want to be treated. Is that racist as well.
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  26. If i lived in America i would live in Texas. Nascar, barbecue, shooting stuff an good family values. As a Australian i approve of Texan way off life vs. whatever the hell is going on in your other states. Like im from Western Australia. Which is considered the redneck state of Australia. We have a really weird an backwards state in Victoria. They are some weird people. But yeah.
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  27. He had no bruises as those gay cops are too physically weak to administer a proper beating
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  28. @yvonetubla7682 we will see
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  29. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear medical disposable masks.
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  30. You know way to much about vegan food. Whats a avocado keen WAAAH! Toast. Sounds gay.
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  31. Satan got them to listen an not talk over him. Wow. Powerful stuff.
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  32. Did they put a loaded AR15 in a prison cell with prisoners. Hahahaha 😅😂🤣😭
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  33. That rainbow 🌈 thing was perfect. Hahahaha
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  34. Number 1 cats stay period. What can go is mosquitos
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  35. What size Dildo an colour an lube should be used to break in an ass.
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  36.  @JacobHYoungEAJake  are you a troll?
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  37.  @JacobHYoungEAJake  oh your serious this is meaningful to you. The Babylon Bee is a satire channel it makes fun of truths in real life by taking social concepts to its unrealistic extreme for comedy. Like i don't know. Alex Jones as a frog getting turned gay by water. Then getting used as a fleshlight by one of the sandy hook killers.
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  38. Thats not Peter Dinklage
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  39.  @admama_  god your going to give us all ptsd thinking about those deadly .177 air pellet machine pistol pump rifle bullets fired at super sonic speeds.
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  40. What about robbing rich people. If we are going for out of the box thinking.
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  41. The black lady had no blood pool around her. So i think she just had intergestion
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  42. Another slam dunk by Babylon Bee
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  43. In witch hunting everyone is a witch. Which means we are all whatever someone wants us to be so long as they benifit an we are hurt. Its malicious an these new trends only exist to benifit those who fit into a bizzare criteria these people created.
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  44. I have a gun free idea. Use a crossbow.
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  45. we need to see Big Balls walk into the next video. an the government employee's are afraid of his big balls
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