Comments by "Joe Madden" (@joemadden4160) on "If You Had to Be Eaten By An Animal..." video.

  1. Agreed. The larger cats are exceptional and very humane killers. Crushed esophagus and you're done.
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  2. The Beastmaster was a movie first, portrayed by Marc Singer. Then there was a movie sequel. Then a television series. Most shark bites cause death through loss of blood. That first bite severs the main artery (typically) and salt water does the rest. Then the shark finishes the prey after it is dead. Alligators and crocs are the same. Bite, twirl and then settle. Let you soften up a bit. Then down you go bit by bit, but you're already dead. I'd rather be eaten by the Blob. One quick swallow(engulfment) then a quick dissolve(no one said it had to be a "real" animal;).
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