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Dang it Greg.!. 😆 Ohhhh it’s real ✨🍌🛸. It’s not a spider 🕷️, but it’s real. God Bless Austria 🇦🇹💛. They once again knew to try to excuse incident politely in my favor, but Spacechics from Jesus take full credit for this. “I feel pretty!” Receive this, so I’m certain it was Aug 5th 2008 when I had two giant UFOs descend over me; the only reason I clarify is because I had so many incidents happen to me that year & the years that followed that it’s a little difficult to keep track. I’ve learned so much in observation of the encounters while scrambling to make sense of it, & I am a man of practical self defensive measures. But one of my secret biggest regrets is this. As the craft hovered over me I did what was right & slowly walked half under the awning while simultaneously planning my last ditch efforts at escape, praying the Our Father & David’s prayer because I didn’t know what was inside those things. The craft were beyond advanced yet powerfully archaic in design. I suspected very very large beings inside like we’re unaccustomed, & I don’t exactly know how they treat or eat. But after spending the last 15yrs with people taking deep breaths at me & pretending I’m the village idiot for their own social benefits, I really wish I would’ve held up my arms & said, I AM THE ONE! Just to see what would’ve happened, no regrets on coulda shouldas. After my prayers they backed off, & I assume this was an act compassion & respect. I’ve seen strange things & there’s a reason why man prayed in Apollo 11, because we believe in forces we can’t understand which we’re subject too, being one Creator. It’s my belief the subjectivity is clearly a universal one at that magnitude, perhaps better understood, & we all have our places in God’s reign. But those things were soo freaking cool, it would’ve been worth the risk considering the sh@t I’ve put up with since. Nothing excites me like it use to for dreams. Being a pro athlete, famous or political leader is a soggy bag of chips compared to what I’ve seen. No offense; this was like seeing a stealth bomber in the 1500, if the contrast can do an accurate justice. I’ve been close, very close. Close to something that’s only imaginations dream to others & it’s still intense like smelling salts if I think about it it was so wild. Thanks Greg 👍🏻
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