Comments by "Southernburrito" (@Southernburrito) on "Goats invade California neighborhood" video.

  1. Good for them! It's about dam time they've been liberated! I like how their leader stood proud afront before embarking to lead them on their journey. It says something profound about a goat. You see, when you're goat, you're not just a leader, but when you're a leader of goats, now that's a rare special this. You become the goat who trots on high, & when you trot on high you forge a path for the unforgeable, & when you forge a path for the unforgeable, that's a thing! You can't just do it on your own, some days you gotta wake up, get up there in front of the herd, & show em your Solomon Grundy even when you don't want to. You just gotta be braven about it & whip it out with force! & you can't be shy about it being a goat, no sir! You gotta whip out that Solomon Grundy with pride that demands the respect of your fellow goatens! You gotta be stern as if to say harshly, "YOU BETTER RESPECT THE AUTHORITY OF THIS SOLOMON GRUNDY & FEAR ENOUGH TO GET TA TROTTIN AS IF YOUR GOATEE DEPENDED ON IT!!" & then you got to pull on all your goat senses to guide your goat brethren & sisteren against the savage human paths of the unknown. It takes guts, & it's not for every goat, but a good goat would cause he could. Today the goats are free, & they're free because that goat chose to lead them. The liberation of the goats. Peace, happy nibbling, & good herding to you all. A message from the Meh of Goats, Ameh.
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