Comments by "AholeAtheist" (@AholeAtheist) on "The Onion" channel.

@sebringdnf Lol. Have you ever seen a game of Rugby League being played at the top level? It makes Gridiron look like girls playing with pillows in doors.
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@sebringdnf Yea and what's with this fuckin' american trait in their sports of stopping for "time out" every 2 minutes. What a joke. Basketball and Ice Hockey can be forgiven. But Gridiron is just pussy. Like 80 players in a team, stopping all the fuckin time(=boring), pads and helmets. I'd like to see some of those lazy, fat, soft gridiron players play a half a game of Rugby League. Bet most wouldn't even make it through their first possession. Sports should be like Zombieland, Rule #1 Cardio.
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@Famguy279 Way to sum it up in one sentence, bro.
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And the only reason FOOTBALL is gay. Is because European and South American and Asian Footballers like to dive like little bitches. The only reason Football is gay is because FIFA rig every world cup. Why do you think Italy won in '06? They weren't the best at that tournament. They were beaten by Australia in the round of 16 but the goal in the final minutes was disallowed and Italy advanced after Extra time.....
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Then this time round New Zealand should've made the round of 16 if it wasn't for biased refereeing in two of their fixtures and just incompetent refereeing in the other. They were still ousted unbeaten with draws from all three games. Then of course there was the final in which the Netherlands were dealt to by unexplainable refereeing decisions. Heitenga being sent off for a foul he didn't commit reducing them to 10 and an obvious corner being awarded as a goal kick to name two suspicious calls.
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It's called Football. Idiots.
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