Comments by "Alphabet Inc." (@official_alphabet_inc) on "VICE News" channel.

  1.  @SilverPaladin  No one has ever told me that I have hair on my head, so I must be bald.
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  2. ​ @SilverPaladin  Okay, that's good. I believe you now - it's very unlikely your body odour is especially off-putting, unless your kids are very afraid of conflict. That doesn't mean my comment didn't make sense tho.
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  3.  @jasonallen3678  I'm usually not one to lean into conspiracy theories, but I can't believe that these are actual conscripts. Though if they are, this pokes major holes in the narrative of how closed down and autocratic Russia is. Edit: added a word
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  4. I think it's a natural result of ketolysis, but I might be wrong. If you have any source to back up your claim, It'd make me switch back to carnivore more easily
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  5.  @eamonlucic447  It's a widely known issue of being in ketosis, but there certainly exists ways to deal with it.
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  6. Everyone in Russia can watch this. Without a VPN. As long as they have an internet connection and a device with a web browser or the YouTube app.
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  7. Yeah, cause punishment really works! It fixes any problem! It's super-effective! Let's all stand up and give an applause to punishment! And remember to smile for the cameras everyone (if not, you'll be sent to the Happy Happy Smile-camp to have fun😄😁😄😁😄)! Hail Punishment!🙋🏼‍♂
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  8. Looking through the comment section is almost as sad as the video in itself. For example all of the guys discussing if Isobel is hot or not. Not to mention all the close minded people judging these poor boys for being brain washed by an extremist cult when they were under 10 years old. No wonder this world is going to shit...
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  9. I laughed and shed tears simultaneously, and I don't think it was a "crying from laughing"-type situation.
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  10. Because of the arrogance of the crook is too ironic. But also sad :/
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  11.  @riheg  Isobel is a reporter. The reporter doesn't decide what stories the agency covers.
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  12. ​ @JimmyTAus1 That first sentence is missing the word "usually". The inclusion of the word "but" should've made this extremely obvious to just about anyone, but I'm presuming whatever amount of IQ points you've been awarded made you unable to comprehend this. Edit: ppl that delete their post after failing is such a sad sight
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  13. I've always had a lot of respect and admiration for Yeung (and I still do), but I feel like her comment at 3:55 just proved Lvova-Belova's point. It feels like Yeung was only listening for a gotcha-moment. She knows the majority of us who watches this will cream our panties for the "Russia=misinformation & lies, and we=truth"-bullshit. Ugh.. I love analysing her body language tho. She interrupts, looking up to think how to formulate her attack, and then meets Belova's gaze without managing to contain her cheeky smile. But hey, I won't judge too harshly. I would probably too believe I was doing the right thing if I was in her shoes.
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  14.  @lonelylontong805  Nope. Attacking costs a lot of resources. The best defence is ensuring that defending will never be necessary, because there's no one that has any reason to attack you.
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  15. ​ @lonelylontong805  Life is a lot more complicated than football - especially since we're talking about geopolitical differences ,and the clash between human psychology (survival of the fittest) and law/political science/political philosophy (settle your differences by peaceful means). But hey, I can make it work either way. Let's say RCD Mallorca releases a statement that they are tired of being the only club in La Liga who's on an island because that's some sort of unfair disadvantage for them. They claim that they want some special treatment from the league, or the whole island is going to call for independence and apply to be a part of Portugal. Mainland Spain obviously don't want this, so they ask the club what they want. They want two rule changes: 1. RCD Mallorca always starts a match with 1-0, and 2. The rules of forfeiting does not apply to RCD Mallorca. The league agrees for some reason. Now, RCD Mallorca can forfeit every single match, and still win gold every single year. The club owners can fire all players and staff, and hire 11 babies instead. This saves them millions by not having to pay salaries etc. This means they can spend more money on sangria and senoritas. And more importantly, they win all competitions without ever having to attack.
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  16. I am the kid who littered.
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  17.  @tremblence  1. Vice doesn't have billions of dollars. 2. They're at least using their money to spread awareness. Wtf are you doing, Mr. Comment Warrior?
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  18. I hope the men of Yemen will remember their courage once the conflict ceases
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  19.  jay  I agree. The format is so bad that 99% of youtube kids don't even understand it.
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  20. Yeah, I agree. There's a huge difference. Worshiping what gives us life and what gave us huge brains (to misuse) actually makes sense, as opposed to worshipping some invisible sky daddy.
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  21.  @joshfranklin7548  I'm a girl
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  22. We need to fix this asap! And I already knew about this problem, cause I was the kid who littered.
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  23. Thes bees die after stinging - WHERE IS THE VEGAN ARMY?!? 😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭
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  24. This is real! I am the kid who littered.
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  25.  jay  becuase youre on u tub howe coud he now that youre exceptasions are set unraesoenabely hi
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  26.  @ruslanniftullaev5908  Uh, nah. Today, it's only 420 days since we left Afghanistan. And although whataboutism is a terrible tactic for a debate, he has an important point. The US has strung us along for way too long now in their 104 year long streak of hating Russians. But they're just as bad for the rest of the world. They're just as chaotic and egocentric. And it's not a geographical thing, they both are just wayyyyy too powerful. Power corrupts.
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  27. Omg, the ending was so fkin dark
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  28.  @jindrichzapletal5822  😂👏🏻
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  29.  @funkyhernandez322  Well, I'm neither Russian or English, but I understood 100% of what was said in this video... Judging by your logic and your name, I presume you used google translate to write that comment, or what?
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  30.  @gibn1542  OH RLYYY?????? So that's how language works. So mute people cannot read any subtitles whatsoever? I learnt so many new staffs in the YT gibberish section.. All day erry day my brain be come so many more smarterer. Thank for them knowledgs, fren.
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  31. You hear that @mranderson261 ? That is the sound of чики брики и в дамки!
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  32.  @notanm6616  That's the exact point I've been trying to make (although very sarcastically). I can understand everything from this video (both the English and the Russian) even though I'm not from either country. Therefore, I presume that goes for Russians too. Plenty of Russians knows English. So Hernandez' point that this video isn't flagged cause it's not translated is moronic.
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  33. This is a bad response. Why didn't you rather point out that Russia didn't invade after Ukraine's declaration of independence? Signing a treaty with someone doesn't automatically mean you affirm someone's statehood, although in international law, many recognised countries signing treaties with an entity is a strong argument for also recognising that entity as a country. Israeli politicians have put signatures on multiple treaties and conventions where Palestinians also have signed.
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  34.  @theterminaldave  Well... "Why didn't you invade 13/07/90 then?" is what you should've written. It's 75 characters less and infinitely less wrong.
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  35.  @theterminaldave  I'm sorry for your loss <3
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  36. @The Fires of Mount Doom You are the kid who littered.
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  37. @The Fires of Mount Doom Vaxcuse me, but vaxactly what is "petty" and "weak"?
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  38. @The Fires of Mount Doom Oh, sorry, you seemed like a kid, so I thought you were the sand pooping kitty kid. But I don't understand why you bring up vaccines out the blue. I haven't mentioned them. I've never said anything about people under 65 getting vaccines.
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  39. ​@The Fires of Mount Doom Okay. Well... to be honest: I don't know. I do like elephants though.
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  40.  @user-me7mm7gr1p  New? It's her 6th year in Vice.
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  41.  @ScorpioSilver1111  loser stfu
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  42.  @user-me7mm7gr1p  Yeah, I know that, but I don't think someone in a company would call their coworker they've worked with for 6 years a "new hire".
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  43.  @rhuang9683  This comment needs 7 billion likes.
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  44.  @va3826  Communication is more than just the words said. Also, the comment is very apologetic - it basically means "There's corruption all over the world, so why tf are you attacking us?". It seems he doesn't understand he's part of one of the most corruption-ridden countries on the entire earth.
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  45. Yeah, cause punishment really works! It fixes any problem! It's super-effective! Let's all stand up and give an applause to punishment! And remember to smile for the cameras everyone (if not, you'll be sent to the Happy Happy Smile-camp to have fun😄😁😄😁😄)! Hail Punishment!🙋🏼‍♂
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  46.  @-xirx-  Do you even read what you're responding to? In the last paragraph, he condemns factory farming... PS: there's less ruminants on earth today than what it was historically After reading the rest of the replies, I realised I have no idea why I bother responding to these type of people
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  47. This is the most based, adult response I've seen in the comment section of this video. I like you!
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  48. How old are these kids that thinks meat grows in the supermarket? Cause thinking such past a certain age should make one reconsider whether to serve a beef steak for dinner or the kid :/
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  49.  @hectornajar5835  What do you mean by "can't touch"?
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  50.  @saszablaze1  Astute observation. What makes you say this though?
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