Comments by "Itinerant Patriot" (@itinerantpatriot1196) on "US Men's Soccer Finally Confirms They're Gay" video.

  1. Back in the day when knuckle draggers were still cool my buddies and I used to joke that soccer was gay. It has been "the next big thing" coming to the U.S. since I was a kid back in the early 70s yet it is still just a pipedream for the cosmopolitan bunch who want to be more like Europe. You know what, and I'm just spitaballin here, why don't we come up with flags, days, weeks, and months for all the sins? 🤔A murder flag, adultery flag, theft flag. We already have smash-and-grabs organized online, why not go all the way and have "Have you a hugged a murderer today?" bumper stickers. We could open the prisons once a year and play The Purge, The Home Game." July would be a good candidate for Adultery month. It's warm enough for the wives to strip down to bikini's and short-shorts sans panties in order to advertise their wares as they shop at the grocery store and all those April babies would help even out the birthday party industry. I for one am sick and tired of having to pony up money for all these September and October babies that are made due to cuddling on those cold February nights. Anyway, this just gives me another reason to avoid soccer. Not that I needed one, but it is nice to know that they have finally admitted what I have known and said about them for so many years. If Canada wasn't such a dangerous place to go with the Boy-King Castro ruling up there I'd make a trip to Toronto and run a I-told-ya-so victory lap on all those lefties up there who used to debate me when I said soccer was gay. See fellas, turns out I was right all along.
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