Comments by "king james488" (@kingjames4886) on "Today I Found Out" channel.

  1. "would have required so many trees that egypt would have been deforested" well... not a lot of forests there these days...
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  2. because the average consumer is an idiot...
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  3. and the "crazy people" were the only ones to figure out the scheme lol...
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  4. "the answer is yes, you just make the suitcase comically over-sized."
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  5. man... you leave a few thousand humans and next thing you know there are billions of the damn things.
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  6. how can someone eat next to nothing for months and then just eat 20 pounds of food? O.O
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  7. "this video is sponsored by bill gates" well, that's not something you get to say every day.
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  8. "this virus was enormous" "using only a few lines of code" so what was the rest of it? a compressed rickroll?
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  9. "when the painting was cleaned and he once again became visible" how dirty was this painting? how many men.... you know what forget it.
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  10. because if they yelled "aft" they'd be pretty bad at golf?
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  11. "stop drinking and take your meth!" - german army
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  12. I mean... you didn't have to do much to get into a nuthouse back then... most people on the internet would qualify.
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  13. lets see... for science. (sponsored by dogs)
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  14. soup = soup stew = thick soup chowder = thick creamy soup bisque = soup put in a blender ;)
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  15. "enough [oxygen] to sustain passengers" I'm real glad they did that study to figure out exactly how much oxygen someone needs to not pass out... probably like 10% over that.
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  16. what? yes. the police can pull you over and take everything in your possession at any point because they simply say they believe it's the proceeds of crime and you'll never get any of it back. it's a legit problem in some parts of america... you should look into it.
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  17. so you're saying there's at least one case of a person being married when they were 13 although the record says they were 21... but this didn't usually happen according to the records. does that not make sense to anyone else?
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  18. bonus fact: most early "computers" were just a midget in a box.
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  19.  @greybone777  at one point there were likely forests there tho... and now there aren't... could just have been massive sloths eating them, or pyramids.
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  20. did anyone else read "that shirt is delicious"?
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  21. "if you want a loan without traditional banks" you know this is going to end well...
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  22. probably whenever there's a surplus of mystery meat...
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  23. "if we spend an extra 100 million we can save a million on taxes!"
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  24. history shows it's ok to break the law as long as you're right.
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  25. it's also in several dozen movies... but really kinda slow and bad for that. in general alkalines feel slippery because they turn the oils and fats on your skin... and eventually the skin... into soap. so if it feels slippery and isn't soap, rinse it off... also acids feel tacky because of a similar thing where they're degrading your skin.
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  26. I like bears... but I hate tunnels! is there a gondola bear? idc if it's slightly slower...
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  27. you can't make proper chips in a microwave...
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  28. 8:00 is that hank from scishow?!
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  29. stop trying to cash in on the pineapple argument... everyone who doesn't like pineapple on pizza is wrong, end of story. I'm glad it was a canadian, we make the best stuff... LIKE APPLE PIE! do a thing on how apple pie is actually canadian. also do a think on people who say "peatzer"
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  30. "I can't wait to turn 18 so I can get my $80!"
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  31. it's on a need to know basis... and kodak needs to know.
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  32. um... no, not really...
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  33. wtf is a grain free cereal? that literally doesn't make any sense.
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  34. yes.
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  35. wtf... it would cost more than a cent to send a penny.
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  36. It's kinda annoying.
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  37. you should hear how he says levis...
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  38. molly looks like she smoked about a pound of crack before the contest.
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  39. or because the first thing we sent them was a picture of a naked dude...
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  40. "whenever you clean something, you make something else dirty."
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  41. I'm wondering if bald people have the sensation of hair standing on end... please do a TIFO about it. does simon have phantom hair?!
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  42. simon: makes video about hitler youtube: aaand it's gone. all you're money, it's gone. maybe you can sell them your face...
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  43. blue apron is stupid...
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  44. maybe they just got rid of all the midgets in the netherlands to drive up the average?
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  45. wouldn't mind having a tail...
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  46. is the sky half full or half empty?
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  47. also to keep the dust and fly crap on the outside
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  48. lol. have you ever even missed a meal?
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  49. because you have to strain so hard to see you give yourself a nosebleed maybe?
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  50. I want to see simon testing nicotine gum... then becoming addicted to it and trying to introduce it as a channel personality like the heater...
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  51. probably just recorded something for BB lol.
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  52. "she's telling that man where to find the barbar! she's a witch!!"
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  53. it's obviously "chow-hair" >.>
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  54. probably not going to hurt you... but I don't really want to eat something that's designed to protect the cheese, if it's there to keep things off of/out of the cheese eating it seems kinda illogical.
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  55. exactly my point, you just can't eat a lot. Idk how messed up these peoples bodies must have been to be able to.
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  56. "the SS which stands for "shootzen stuffza"." "among them was the second panzer division "das ride"."
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  57. "I'm going swimming with the krill!"
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  58. "who we can't afford to spare right now" ya... this week isn't good for an assassination... the president is VERY busy. hows next week for you?
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  59. "we removed super sized items because there was too much on the menu..." um... that doesn't really reduce the number of options though...
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  60. Aaron, that's probably because he has a sense of humor...
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  61. you know not of life in the north.
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  62. anyone: says something about japanese pronunciation every weebo: runs with arms flung out behind them to correct them
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  63. only in COD...
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  64. bitten my bigs? O.o
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  65. idc what color my TP is... it all ends up brown anyways. I'd use un-bleached brownish TP if it was cheeper. tho for some reason white looks softer. odd.
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  66. swallows carry them.
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  67. well... that was a pile of information.
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  68.  @giroromek8423  top men.
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  69. I hardly noticed... which is a good thing since all I used to notice was how much I'd rather be listening to simon :P well done.
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  70. then tenacious D rocked them off.
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  71. I thought they were called boomer-your-wrongs.
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  72. "it was later discovered the wire was detonation cord." not gonna lie... I laughed. idiots.
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  73. because you don't like good stuff?
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  74. yup, they're the subs from the cow tipping video.
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  75. really tho, why you make such a big deal out of it? 99% of the time you just blow it up anyways... I bet the US army hasn't actually disarmed a bomb in decades. easier to blow up the village.
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  76.  @Jodah175  maybe he should have spelled it jif then >.>
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  77. never gonna raid you up~
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  78. as a bit of an amature mixologist, other than being able to easily get different bitters (which can be a pain to locate) there isn't much going on there. the hard part is generally finding the correct base alcohol to fit the flavor profile of the recipe, so they're really not doing much for you. be better off buying a decent book of recipes and some full sized bottles of bitters.
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  79. Aluminanas?
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  80. if running is a sport then so is sitting down...
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  81. you might mention that it's not all that weird in china for someone to just sleep at a table or do other things in public that some would find inappropriate.
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  82. should have just called the video "that time the CIA hacked iran"...
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  83. - watches video about eiffel tower cons - gets an ad about travel to paris well played youtube.
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  84.  @deniseboldea1624  you'd think he could have just dictated it to someone...
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  85. oh yay, another video on the yellowstone zone of death... besides being 99% sure you've done a video on this on one of your many channels already, tom scott actually went there for a recent video... sooo ya. he also actually interviewed a lawyer about it who said the judge would probably just make an exception and proceed with the trial.
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  86. I want a speed-o-stat!
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  87. here's a lama, there's a lama, and another little lama.
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  88. imagine being so black you're name is synonymous with racism in the southern states... imagine designing such a bad car your name is synonymous with failure... imagine being a member of a race that's so thrifty it's name is synonymous with being cheap... imagine so many other things.
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  89. they eat it... then lick the babies clean. wtf is that thumbnail tho.
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  90. yes, my setup is the bomb,. all your internet is now belonging to me. what say you?
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  91. LMAO! imagine going into battle and they hand you a cardboard helmet!
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  92.  @FLPhotoCatcher  wtf does any of this have to do with the video being sponsored by bill gates?!
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  93. "I'm going to say mom instead of mom" ok then. so if you call your mother "mom" you're calling her a tit?
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  94. it's "ok now" because a sponsor pulled out 6 months ago... there's 6x as many ads now because youtubers are suddenly poor.
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  95. william robinson... if you're surprised he isn't chinese...
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  96. "where were going, you don't need bikes."
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  97. "I have another channel called mega beards... it's about beards."
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  98. "I run them under the tap and the water just sliiides off like some sort of magical physics object" - proceeds to vigorously strike shoe against counter to dislodge water
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  99. and probably the 4th where he at least mentions nazis...
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  100.  @masterofchaos7428  haha... more or less tho.
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  101. if you think about it using symbols to represent ideas is a devolution of language... what's next? going back to using thorns?
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  102.  @yeetghostrat  sounds like brainwashing to me... I've been told by multiple medical professionals they don't do that anymore. how about not spreading BS?
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  103.  @TodayIFoundOut  what? you made a video on the fact that you need to make a video at least 10 minutes long?
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  104. if you know much about alcohol you know it wouldn't be fun to swim in it...
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  105. I guess someone figured out they could increase the length of the video by including simon looking shit up :P
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  106. and yet again the US proves themselves to have the most barbaric and cruel society...
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  107. you really need to stop using that 6month old picture of simon in the thumbnails... his beard is like 6 inches longer now lol.
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  108. it hit me in the nuts.
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  109. always thought it'd be funny if you did some ridiculous fake topic and were just like "no, that's in no way true." maybe for april fools...
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  110. "those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - not Dr. seus
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  111. NEIN!! DAS PLANE!
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  112. simon: if you're a learner like I am... also simon: I don't remember anything I talk about lmao...
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  113. can't wait to watch the next video with the "explicit language" warning :P
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  114. amazing how freaked out americans get by milk in a bag...
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  115. I always thought it seemed obvious that using dark powers (mostly lightning) drained the emperor in a literally physical way... idk who thought his face melted.
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  116. who wasn't thinking this?
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  117. thumbs up if you want to see simon wear a T-shirt.
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  118. interesting.
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  119. what about corn chowder and tomato bisque?
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  120. omg I'm smarter than I thought I was!?
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  121. it's neither, it's just "chips". you don't say potato crisps...
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  122. aaron, wtf man. that's nuts.
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  123. if it's anything like an RPG with a percussion cap type detonator it requires a target of sufficient density to trigger, it seems reasonable if the projectile missed any bones it might not receive the required force. as long as you don't smack the tip or drop it when you pull it out it shouldn't be much more dangerous than loading such a projectile.
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  124. "how most people misunderstand the schoolgirl cat experiment"
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  125. simon did some other video about it if I recall.
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  126. in canada we christen ships with maple syrup.
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  127. simon just like "ha... they should have used my beard oil..."
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  128. whats wrong with peanut butter and celery? stick a few raisins on there...
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  129. I mean... any reasonable person could deduce that it's a scam designed to offload sub-par wines under the guise of "trying to determine your preferences"... "hey, if you but like 20 bottles of shit wine no1 in their right mind would want we'll "learn what you like" and send you something that isn't swill!"
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  130. hmm... fake facts perpetuated to scare women off having sex... I'm guessing christians are involved.
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  131. "I'm simon whistler, I talk and people pay me."
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  132. this BLM fantasy that she didn't get payed because she was black is getting old... she wouldn't have gotten payed if she was white either!
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  133. how is this even a question? the body is a relatively sterile environment. when you remove it from the body it gives extermal elements the opportunity to colonize or infect it.
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  134. how would they even know what a radio tower looked like? they weren't dropping radio towers on them >.>
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  135.  @barthamstra9186  ikr? he's trying so hard to make it look not totally disgusting :P
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  136. that law you mentioned specifically says it applies to horse-drawn carriages... not a person mounted on a horse. on another note, I've never seen the menonites horses pulling their carriages wear diapers.
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  137. pretty sure you're supposed to call a doctor if your erect for more than 4 hours, let alone 20 years.
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  138. just gotta go grab some "canadian things"... be back later.
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  139. was thinking this also.
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  140. try pepperoni and pineapple.
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  141. mmm
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  142. anyone else find it weird how simon cant pronounce "china" but seems to have no problem with arab languages? what part of czech slavia are you from again?
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  143. I thought this was going to be boring... until simon butchered that word. also yay, he got a shirt that isn't exploding!
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  144. for show... no rural area has them. they're just there to look fancy for you city folk.
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  145. one word... outdated concepts oh wait, that was 2 words...
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  146. I hate things.
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  147. oh my this is a long voyage... I require the "services" of a "nurse".
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  148. omg... people get so defensive when you suggest animals might have thoughts and feelings too. they just have to find some "explanation" how the animal is only acting on instincts or hormones or w.e... like we don't have instincts or hormones...
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  149. NO FEASTING! I swear if you have enough money to have a feast I'll levy a minor fine against you!
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  150. they don't... darn coating is always flaking off. inb4 someone figures out all these bits of pan people eat cause cancer...
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  151. not that lucky for the rabbit... for that matter crosses weren't all that mucky for jesus either.
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  152. I'm sure I've heard of this before, but I can't say I've seen it in any recent media...
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  153. oh... so that's why it's called a jerry can.
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  154. ya, I heard this theory years ago... kinda surprised it's not mentioned more. also heard they found a hair inside a block.
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  155. making america great again!
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  156. I mean... if you have 2 things beside each other wont their shadows just line up at some point in the day/year anyways?
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  157. well there's at least TIFO, that top 10 channel, business blaze, mega projects, side projects, and a few other I think he canceled that never gained traction... edit: oh ya, biographics, geographics... ffs other people have better lists. it's a lot.
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  158. "oh well, I've eaten plenty of jimmies..."
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  159. prowling around and stalking the prey is a warmup.
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  160. we use qualifiers like "known universe".
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  161. wonder if there's a plaque in that church's rec room that says who donated it...
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  162. pomology focuses on fruit trees... as per the name. doubt you'd find a pomologist studying strawberries. that's a new term to me and I had to look up specifics tho, thanks.
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  163. good ol' joe with-shoes-for-now jackson...
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  164. how do you use ear size to determine age without knowing how big their ear was to begin with?
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  165.  @neathizar9743  allegedly.
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  166. "we need a boat so we can make people feel guilty about taking advantage of the environment on water!"
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  167. finally someone else who remembers simon has done this before and isn't all "omg this is so new! omg I'm amazed!" people are stupid... that's why he does this.
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  168. just get a mars bar...
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  169. more of a shortage... can grow more chocolate and there are other sources of helium.
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  170. jedi are totally space samurai... pretty sure lucas has said as much, it's not a conspiracy or something.
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  171. part of my wishes simon actually was wearing a santa hat... further proving that simon cowl was right and something can be both stupid and exciting.
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  172. "if I peeped her hole you'd know it breh."
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  173. he watched someone kill a pig and thought "hey, maybe I could use this on humans!".
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  174. dude, where's my flying car? I smell a remake!
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  175.  @thatgirlwhousedtohavereall5549  YEA TOAST!!
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  176. it's not fecal matter...
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  177.  @TodayIFoundOut  so can you do a video about the price of tea in china next?
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  178.  hawkturkey  I guess that's why you wouldn't trade for all of it? seems like video material to me...
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  179. I wasn't aware it "worked"...
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  180. another somewhat hilarious side effect of the "no late fees" thing that I never hear mentioned was that people would just rent hard-to-find movies or games and be perfectly happy to buy them at retail value... so they lost a lot of their more lucrative stock with that move also.
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  181. because a bolt gun is instantanious... that bolt just appears in the animals brain taking no time to move there.
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  182. they don't have "mental hospitals" anymore...
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  183.  @zsfekete5211  to jail... at least here. mental hospitals were phased out years ago... now they do the whole "community care" BS and give people drugs unless they break the law then they send them to jail. there are no "mental hospitals" anymore.
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  184. simon just like "damn... I should have used gold text on my beard oil."
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  185. lol... $15 will hardly buy a burger and fries anymore.
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  186.  @sandybarnes887  lmao, so many I forgot a few.
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  187. if they taught british kids about every british colony that rebelled that's all they'd learn about... why don't they teach americans about canada day?
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  188. I think I'll go for a walk.
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  189. now do an episode on how religion has exponentially decreased the intelligence of the average individual.   weird how even your wit can no overcome the thousands of years of bullshit caused by "god'.
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  190. when I was a kid I had a friend who's parents won the lottery... never heard from them again.
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  191. no, TIFO simon is the same shill simon... if you put it on the teleprompter he'll say it. he just pays people to put things on there now...
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  192. most of them are cheap shit...
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  193. the crust is what makes pizza good. crap crust = crap pizza. when has anyone ever said "man I love frozen pizza but the toppings are awful."
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  194. this isn't business blaze tho...
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  195. so rich people just share mansions? I guess friends swiping a towel or w.e isn't a big deal when you're a billionaire...
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  196. good thing I only shop online at airshops and coffee ports.
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  197. quite shallow and pedantic.
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  198. omfg, it's not hard... you just pull the blasting cap and remove it from the explosive... it's not rocket science. what they don't want you to do is to rig that with a tamper trap like the germans did... shh, don't tell anyone about history.
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  199. I had thought this experiment was british for some reason... it being australlian fully explains the comical struggle to witness this.
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  200. things don't always come back when I throw them... but when they do they're a boomerang.
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  201.  @ddsjgvk  right, something about a "lab accident"? never actually heard the full story on that. does he look like christohper loyd with a brown beard otherwise or something? that really isn't related to the fact that he wore ill-fitting shirts while promoting a company that sells shirts or pretends to play games he obviously doesn't play though... he's just a personality and I don't blame him, but the shmucks he's working for are making him look like a moron.
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  202. that'd be a holy molinoma.
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  203. some people might like cheap garbage wine... lol
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  204. calling a hotdog a sausage is like calling fake bacon bits bacon.
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  205.  @somethingsomeonesaid6455  imagine imagining all the people...
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  206. you can't say the word "legends" anymore without my thinking of RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!
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  207. I use my driveway for both parking and driving... also sometimes turning around.
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  208. holy shit... you just put the word holocaust in the title and youtube freaks out, eh? I've known about this for decades, used to be a lot more info about it on youtube.
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  209. do a video about why VPNs security claims are bullshit and the internet was less secure in the 90s...
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  210. you should move to canada and make a channel called "simon blazed" where you just smoke a bunch of weed and critique danny's scripts even harder.
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  211. OHHH JOHNNY BOY!!! THE PIPES! THE PIPES ARE A CALLIN!! oh wait... that's danny boy.
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  212. nicaraguar? you're saying it like english people say jaguar lol.
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  213. no... neither is baseball.
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  214. when the jewish leaders say so.
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  215. I never get why people add multiple things into "combined time"... it's such a meaningless statistic.
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  216. any number higher than 0 is surprising. a number lower than 0 would also be quite surprising.
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  217. the guy who tried to host the channel before he hired simon... now he just does cameos as simon.
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  218.  @stareagle5000  as far as I know he didn't create the channel.
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  219. lmfao... the irony of simon talking about shirts that don't fit right... these mexican suit makers must not be familiar with the channel. really... button up the jacket and lets see if it explodes.
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  220. it's the whistler network. coming soon: "simongraphics" and "simon blazed".
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  221. well ya, before the soviet union collapsed in the 90s red and blue was them and america...
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  222. OH!! OW!!! I'VE FALLEN!!! NO NEED TO SHOOT ME AGAIN!!
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  223. I vote you make a video that's edited so that your head is up-side down making it look like you have hair and are talking out of a 3rd eye.
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  224. "check out our previous video: that time the soviets tried to cook a massive potato with a nuke."
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  225. damn famous people... can get away with anything just by making a few ads.
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  226. I don't...
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  227. because what's the point of buying a fancy bike or car or w.e if EVERYONE doesn't know you have it for miles around?
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  228. heh, was kinda wondering why they did that.
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  229. yay, the title isn't ridiculously long and wordy this time!
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  230. I swear you tried to make the tumbnail look like stephen hawking...
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  231. what happened to ice13?
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  232. because america was started by rejects who wanted to be different... same reason things like gauge and proof exist.
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  233. making 47mil per year... going 15 years... worth about 290mil? what?
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  234. true she wouldn't have always made that much, but still must waste a lotta money :P
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  235. look out, we got a badass over here...
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  236. well ofc there are...
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  237. It's an attempt to counter all the hookers.
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  238. beam meh up scotteh!!
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  239. maybe woman don't want to be pilots... kinda like how there are more female nurses.
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  240. knew this. I want another fact.
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  241. seems too simple that it's just a numbered system to designate areas of land... besides, how would people have known the designation of that area and why would there be so much focus on that specific spot if it were just one of 51 possible areas that all have the same sort of tests going on?
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  242. didn't you do red herring months ago?
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  243. why did MJ go to walmart? he herd kids pants were half off.
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  244. still seems to get em in the trap... that or peanut butter. they like silicone cookware too.
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  245. the sign says sushi... all you weebs can just stop.
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  246. totally a scam.
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  247. because they not a thing...
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  248. lies... ALL LIES!!
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  249. wow... that was a long ad. kinda disappointed you didn't touch on gauge too... (as in firearms)
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  250. never even occured to me TBH... but I feel like they could make it work. many of these "problems" are also problems for other things on planes that have been dealt with.
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  251. lies! :o
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  252. hwill hweaton.
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  253. because... ya know... the gold biting thing. did anyone not know this?
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  254. I don't... it's always seemed stupid to me.
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  255. better try the new new coke while it's around then...
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  256. I was wondering if I was the only one distracted by the tightness of that shirt... now that I scroll down to the comments I see it's the focus of the video.
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  257. who cares?
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  258. garlic breath? I can smell garlic on my skin for days after I even touch it. (fresh garlic anyways)
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  259. the one time I was actually hoping it would be the other guy... but it's simon.
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  260. why would someone literally brand there product as cheep? crazy tape people...
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  261. hardly counts if you screen them that much...
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  262. I've never herd of or experienced this... what?
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  263. pff... blue apron. did they send you the half a brussel sprout for garnish like in their ads?
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  264. looks like they're reaching for a gun.
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  265. asians. they like peanut oil.
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  266. -emails simon another picture of a kinder joy
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  267. it's a 12 hour timer... 13 minutes isn't going to matter...
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  268. that's gotta be like the 6th time I've heard simon either talk about or mention this AAairpass thing...
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  269. isn't one a lot bigger?
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  270. "ring of a vagina. we are very christian. hush hush, you can't say that."
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  271. why else would someone have a pocket full of posies?!
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  272. could you imagine just working away at a KFC doing exactly what your manager asked and colonel sanders himself randomly walks in and starts going off about how awful everything is...
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  273. if it was trumpty dumpty it might have been a prophecy.
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  274. so what your saying is you titled the video incorrectly?
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  275. jesus used a fork to eat spaghetti for your sins! using a fork is a sin! worship pasta!
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  276. what's the deal with the illuminati tea cup at 5:31?
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  277. so basically scotland, ireland, and wales were too small to be their own countries so clumped themselves in with britain politically but still want to maintain autonomy...
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  278. "they figured they should look into it... so the military budget was massively increased and no one talked about it anymore.'
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  279. nowhere on earth? what about the yellowstone zone of death?
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  280.  @prnw007  she does seem pretty comfortable with sliding large masses down her throat...
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  281. twig and berries? the twins? tom and jerry? junk? one eyed trouser trout? hanging danny? fishing rod? love gun? purple helmet warrior? carrot? sausage? weiner? wang? shlong? family jewels? unmenationables? package? dingle? tender bits? heat seeking moisture missile?
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  282.  @DanusBear  the term wobbly bits is...
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  283.  @DanusBear  shit... maybe you're right. not terribly specific is it? boobs can dangle.
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  284. the whistler network.
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  285. in what movie have you ever seen a silenced revolver? I can't think of any...
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  286. keep tellin you you've done stuff... but you're just all "no no, we haven't done that before".
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  287. pretty sure people just don't taste like fish... it's more not food taste than bad taste.
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  288. simon put on pants just for this video. he's also wearing bunny slippers... like peter cushing.
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  289. not sure if it's a kukri or that other knife that looks similar... but ya.
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  290.  @DanusBear  or you just read the ones that don't...
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  291.  @DanusBear  wow, I just realized you commented... good ol danny boy!
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  292.  @DanusBear  you obviously did for that one ;p
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  293. big wangers.
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  294. you know, it is weird that the omish obviously have the capacity to shave but choose not to... tho as stated a beard is essentially a right of passage for them so w.e the fuck.
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  295. E. cloatica?
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  296. inb4 simon holds a concert for all his fans and it ends up being a bunch of tents with sandwiches.
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  297. but what's the price of tea in china?!?!
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  298. this video is so gay.
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  299. but why are you looking for mexicans? cheaper?
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  300.  @TodayIFoundOut  oh lol, ok :P
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  301. that's because you're... not weird apparently? still sounds weird to me.
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  302. what ever happened to simon's beard oil?
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  303. sugar doesn't really give you energy if you're having a hyperglycemic issue either... at least you wouldn't notice over the adrenaline.
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  304. lol who cares what everyone else thinks, they're all about to kill themselves.
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  305. ya... it was more frogs... frogs are easier to manage.
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  306. guns are just tubes that shoot swords.
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  307. wow, I didn't know reese's cereal had more protein than special K protein. I guess I should be buying reese's...
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  308. sorry, I don't get the youtube newsletter telling me what they change every week.
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  309. so you can tell if they're a witch? gawd simon...
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  310. they probably got more done.
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  311. what's all this about exploding bee penises?
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  312. allegedly.
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  313. hello Dr. evil
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  314. ha, smith.
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  315. ha... that symbol at the end of "today I found out" in egyption is totally a tit.
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  316. business blaze is more entertaining... allegedly. this feels like biographics but it's not. this isn't a fact... it's a story.
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  317. the bird word? a wella bird bird bird.
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  318. does tunnel bear allow you to obtain a shirt that doesn't look like it's exploding tho? :X and it happens when you look up... as in looking at most light. raising your head opens your sinuses.
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  319. lol... sure, I'll put all my passwords in a cloud so a hacker can get em all. can't hack a piece of paper.
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  320. RIGHT!?!? who the hell didn't learn this in like grade 6? lmao... fuckin bible belt.
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  321. really tho that idea of lift only works at slow speeds... if you go fast enough really all that matters is that the wings deflect air downwards which has the effect of pushing the aircraft upwards. having bulky wings at supersonic speeds would just rip them off.
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  322. holy shit simon looks young... and like a total wanker.
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  323. I hope you're not just poppin into war thunder with the sumper noober tanks like with crossout and pretending you play it lol...
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  324. you sure turned your old shirts up to 11...
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  325. simon keeps mentioning this raid shadow legends thing... I guess it must be really good.
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  326. I know I breathe out of one nostril at a time... they're my nostrils breh. trust me, I know. now do a video about one testicle being bigger than the other.
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  327. simon is always laggy when talking about penis.
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  328. because righty loosey doesn't rhyme...
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  329. they evolved to have 13 and 17 year lifespans because all the ones that didn't died out...
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  330. NO, I'm actually rather interested in the origins of words and after looking it up several times including if I'm not mistaken a video hosted by you dick to rickard was an extension of cockney being rick to dick. simple.
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  331. fluorescent orange buses covered in reflector strips would be so distracting and annoying...
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  332. man, you got some really weak topics lately...do a video on the origins of the phrase "all the tea in china/the price of tea in china". even the nose thing was more interesting, you should have just done a video on that. maybe a bonus fact about if jews and itallians are more affected by nose related blockages.
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  333. that's chineseist.
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  334. I just find it amusing that you repeatedly say "le fucker" while feeling the need to censor things.
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  335. do a video on why thames is pronounced tems. 99% it's because some moron who couldn't pronounce thames spread it among uneducated england and it stuck and you're all still saying tems like idiots.
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  336. heh, that's a good reply to people harassing him... too bad they sent him off into a radiation wasteland and he got lukemia...
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  337. I thought BAAAASTARD was for Scotish?
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  338. omg you looked like such a skinhead a few years ago... I can't believe I linked people to this... no wonder you're denying remaking your videos... lmfao.
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  339. with all the piracy over the years you'd think every industry would be dead by now...
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  340. I'm sure no one has gone and dug up the bones yet...
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  341. they play rick astley. all of them.
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  342. it's admiral crunch!
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  343. what are hotcakes anyways? is it just a cake that's still warm? if so why say it weird like that? is it a pancake?
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  344. chances are whoever came up with it, it wasn't sub saharan africa... unless they did come up with it as a way to get more handouts...
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  345. why the fuck are you talking about shitting ponies?!
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  346. there are no accidents, just happy little features.
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  347. and what's the deal with airline food?!
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  348. spunky beard.
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  349. yea, low background steel is big money.
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  350. squarespace is awful... I hate their sites, so bloated.
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  351. you did it wrong. and why did you test bottles? the question was regarding cans and as far as I know it only works with cans... and you have to tap it on the top with a spoon.
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  352. but I could have told you it wouldn't work... and that poking it with your finger wouldn't work. it's hilarious when you do it right cuz no one ever believes it til they see it XD
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  353. beard oil doesn't do the things you're implicating...
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  354.  @Cpt_Yesterday  I have a sudden urge to eat an apple...
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  355. now do a video about the phrase "the price of tea in china"/"all the tea in china"... I bet it's because brits.
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  356.  @glendakirby5579  but where did it originate? and what about all the tea in india?
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  357.  @glendakirby5579  sounds like a good video!
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  358. the british are still mad.
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  359. karl smallwood wrote this one didn't he? he did a video about it on fact fiend already like a year ago :P
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  360. HAHAHA simons face when he's trying not to vomit up his green slurry...
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  361. the one small step for a man quote would have fit in well as a bonus fact...
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  362. omfg... this is serious? I thought everyone learned this shit in like grade 6 without the "mr happy" shit lmao... this is why we need proper sexual education in schools... parents evidently are not up to the task. lmao... wow.
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  363. OMG! HOW DID YOU GET MICHAEL FROM VSAUCE ON HERE?!
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  364. you fire a gun... underwater... it just doesn't go very far... too big of a caliber and you'll probably blow out the barrel tho.. cmon m8.
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  365. is it just me or does this recovery position look a lot like sleeping?
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  366. ofc it doesn't mean anything about a jelly doughnut... wtf.
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  367. you don't know simon...
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  368.  @magnemoe1  heh, true dat.
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  369.  @steve00alt70  so awesome they can also be computers.
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  370. it's never really bothered me knowing how they're made...
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  371. fukin world of warships... it's fun if you don't think about how stacked it is and look into wargamings patents to stack matchmaking. and it's not at all surprising... if an explosive gets lodged in you without detonating it's likely not going to by just being poked at. it's been through much more extreme forces, the force of being launched alone is more than a careful removal. this whole thing is just a holywood plot device to excite unenlightened people. that fireworks thing hardly even counts... the design of that sort of thing means if it didn't go off by the time medical help arrived it's never going to.
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  372. kwl, now plx do a video on the phrase "for all the tea in china".
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  373. what's the deal with fact-related youtubers pushing bidets?
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  374. ok, you're definitely re-making videos now... just stop, I notice.
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  375. because depth charges are a sure sign of nuclear war. lol.
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  376. athletic greens? O.o
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  377. bonnie, there's a mennonite area several hours from here and I've seen them using them. edit: and without any sort of crap collection apparatus, no one cares in the middle of nowhere.
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  378. who did they think cuthbert was? a fellow soldier? so command just ordered anyone who got in the way to be killed?
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  379. "I am commandeering your pants for official police business, please get out."
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  380. commandeer is a generic try for taking control of something. it's just an old term. jonny never suggested that commendeerment was nautical, I think you may be confusing it with commendation... as in commander norrington being pernounced in an english accent and sounding like commandeer, he was a governer and therefore a commander.
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  381. they aren't all green, some are blue or red... old circuit boards are brown. so... no.
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  382. maybe tell your damn family not to eat 2 sandwiches each... or put more than a single slice of cheese on them. "I make my family tons of crappy depressing sandwiches and having to slice all the bread myself is negating the time I save by not giving a shit!"
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  383. wtf is a newgar?! is it like leves? or like chiner?
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  384. LOL!!! imagine being so stupid that you call the cops on someone for trying to pay you with legal tender!
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  385. bro, ur a poketree.
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  386. obviously 2 SMGs aiming at the same target...
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  387. ohhhh... so that's who charlie was. funny I was just wondering that the other day.
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  388. idk about starbucks... but truck stops sell caffine shots that are like a creamer cup of coffee concentrate.
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  389. lol who thinks that?
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  390. ofc it's buffalo the city... why would it have anything to do with the animal? and wtf, the black guy totally invented the fried chicken.
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  391.  @THETRIVIALTHINGS  so.... you're saying simon is actually indian?
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  392. @Veer Pal well sorry for not being an expert on every language in existence. sounds arab to me. deal with it.
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  393.  @Chilukar  bro they quit, get over it.
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  394.  @Chilukar  the terrorists... georgey boy scart them off for everyone... war on terrorism, ya know? hooraw!
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  395. because jesus.
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  396. always figured it was some mixture of pitch and tree resin. guess no one's figured it out yet :/
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  397. we don't even have pennies here anymore... the next generation is going to have no clue what this phrase means.
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  398. really? magic spoon? cereal is by definition grain based. grain free cereal isn't cereal, it's lame hipster meal replacement. maybe you should have danny write a script about "carbs and stuff" and how you need that to live. you're such a shill... gawd. give me my view back.
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  399. just ordinary bigness... no big deal.
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  400. you already made a video about where the juicy fruit flavor comes from... pretty sure this stuff about their advertising was a bonus fact in that one or something too because I remember that also...
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  401. in short people are stupid. the end.
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  402. when I was a kid we only had one sidewalk and no crossing... we were taught to look both ways before crossing the street...
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  403. guess they finally got tired of pretending they aren't re-doing topics on pretty much every channel simon is on...
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  404. is cereal code for cocaine now?
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  405. is simon really bald or does he just shave since forever in anticipation of a keeps sponsorship?
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  406. HELLO FLESH!! THE CHEAP FOOD COMPANY OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGINS SOURCED FROM 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES!
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  407. cmon simon... you wouldn't have payed for keeps... get real.
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  408. is this what kids are calling a joke these days?
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  409. pretty sure it's actually a bright blue?
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  410. it started as a video hosting service... and people were more than happy to upload videos to it without being payed to do so.
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  411. it's cooked. from what I've heard even in the case of people being electrocuted from things such as power stations they smell like burning flesh when they die.
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  412. holy hell, is it really 84?!
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  413. do the garlic thing. slow reflexes.
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  414. lol... ya, and radiation gives you super powers.
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  415. lol realistic for simons authentic beard oil!!
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  416. I blame jewish leaders.
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  417. I'm waiting for a raid shadow legends ad before one of simons videos :P
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  418. why is there some purple guy banging an elephant on your cereal?
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  419. 5 year half life really isn't that bad... Caesium-137 has a HL of about 30 years for example and some radioactive waste has a HL of more like a hundred.
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  420. pretty sure you already did a video on this...
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  421.  @TodayIFoundOut  did the channel change ownership in the last couple years or something? almost positive I'm seeing repeats of topics that were covered years ago.
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  422.  @TodayIFoundOut  so are you that guy with a lisp that no one wanted to listen to who hired simon then? I remember that too lol... you shouldn't underestimate your fans... regardless of their judgement or your narrative abilities. I seriously used to confuse you with that danger dolan guy cuz I couldn't understand either of you... sorry but it's true. big hug.
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  423.  @TodayIFoundOut  that was you wasn't it? lol.
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  424. it seems kinda standard to me that a professional in any field should at the least be competent in that field...
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  425. women pay more because they're more worried about buying things marketed at them...
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  426. another repeat... yay.
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  427. keeps doesn't seem to work very well.
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  428. do you have shirtshare? I used to wear the same tightass shirt in every video, but then I got shirtshare and traded my too tight shirt for a shirt that fits! it's free if you can find someone to shirtshare!
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  429. what if all these random companies simon promotes are actually owned by him? like... he got a lifetime supply of razers at some point and started dollar shave club... then started selling glasses... now he's come up with this cereal.
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  430. you're just making a video about this because that other channel did aren't u? gawd daven is such a shill.
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  431. what's soft about them? they're not alcoholic? ya know... the opposite of hard liqour?
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  432. simon this is a waste of my time... my beard isn't squeaking.
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  433. you don't need shrapnel to pop a pressurized flying tin can...
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  434.  rwsthedemonking  naw, then you're in the wrong... might as well never own things because they can be taken away from you at any point with no compensation.
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  435. i swear you claim to be either british or american as the situation suits it... https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
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  436. I've been waiting for months... guy really needs some bigger shirts.
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  437. maybe because mathematicians don't actually create anything, they just discover the existing answers?
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  438. I'd heard blackmail came from jousting when the winner would sell the losers armor back to them or some such thing...
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  439. any good bone broth will gel... only takes a few hours.
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  440. because people are fucking stupid and thing all fossils are "dinosaurs"
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  441. this is just a remake of the video about civilian uses for nukes that didn't work but with like 2 added facts...
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  442. shortly after things had a dial that went to 10 and they wanted to signify a situation exceeding that, I'd assume... how about this: when did simon get shirts that fit? edit: wait... simon wells... did you start a shirt company you sly bastard?!
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  443. I mean, generally one doesn't write something down as being an important thing the second it's invented... it would stand to reason by the time something is written about it's already existed for some time.
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  444. why does your curiosity stream thing look a lot like steam? why is there a controller? is daven super high?
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  445. what? people can look away? nonono, we must make everywhere safe!
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  446. 3:45 those aren't even carolina reapers lmao... reapers have pointy tips like bhut jalokia. those are probably 7 pots. edit: also those "ghost peppers" aren't ghost peppers... they aren't white lmao... how is this so bad?
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  447. ya, I bet bill gates and warren buffet are betting millions... in between using coupons at Mc donalds.
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  448. I'm not good at making rhymes, I must have tried a hundred times...
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  449. I imagine it matters what part you stick your head into... and that electron thing is really neat, it makes more sense when you think that every atom has electrons though.
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  450. is this a serious question?
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  451. I'm starting to think he just gets a kick outta trying to mess with simon...
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  452. so napalm is made form althletic greens?
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  453.  @alchobum  ya man, you'll get so much more work done. really boost that economy!
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  454. thought it was the romans?
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  455. what do you do with jam in the UK then?
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  456. SIMON RAID LEGENDS!!
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  457. well they got flying boats to work anyways...
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  458. why haven't you done a video about albinism tho? you could even include variegation as a bonus fact.
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  459. obviously whoever owns the wall owns what's on it... they didn't lease it.
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  460. ah, here's the video you contradicted...
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  461. wtf do postashios have to do with Dr. pepper?!
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  462.  @jessehachey2732  crack nuts.
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  463.  @jessehachey2732  who knows? commietube won't let me reply >.>
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  464. ya, no... the middle ages totally wasn't brutal... vlad the impaler def wasn't a real guy who stuck people on sharpened wooden logs and let gravity drive it up their asshole into their skull... or just the massive number of people who were burned at the stake... why spend the time making an elaborate torture device when you can just use a log?
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  465. simon whistler endorses this product. https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
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  466. just sitting here eating my chunky soup before bed idly listening to simon talking about shit when suddenly... "and one of them is really fat. like a fat american!" "and the other one is a small japanese man!" BEEEEEEP
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  467. guess I know what the next few megaprojects episodes are going to be :P
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  468. don't lie, we know you're just whistlin.
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  469. are you just going to keep re-making old videos now?
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  470. he's only played it to make these ads... he only has the starter ships.
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  471. sounds like billy nye.. the science guy. but who is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
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  472. what?! 31 AT-ATs?! someone made a deal with the dark side...
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  473. her orifice... that thing that made the fighter planes not stall... lets see if you can say it without giggling this time, eh m8?
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  474. or instead of buying those crates you could buy yourself some quality tools...
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  475. from the german fiken meaning to strike... now do the price of tea in china.
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  476. great topic!
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  477.  @danielreuben1058  or maybe it's because he secretly is a nazi!!
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  478. better get that mole on your temple checked... the lack of hair is probably increasing UV exposure. you could probably get someone to stare at you naked, just make it a $1000 patreon reward... maybe dress up like that rich bald guy from tropic thunder and dance around to low with some bling... heck, I might pay to see that. would it really be worse than a weird zebra sex mask?
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  479. so they traded for it... egypt was a center of trade for thousands of years.
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  480. no life otherwise usually... why do people with no life insist on subjecting children to their hell is a better question.
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  481. it's the ciiircle of gas. and it comes from your @$$.
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  482. heh... anyone else remember when simon looked like young Dr. evil?
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  483. I bet it worked too... after the nuke obliterated whatever was on fire.
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  484. so I guess germans just aren't allowed to say words like assault or lightning...
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  485.  @DragonGrafx-16  you know... I can't specifically find the term for someone who studies porn and it's effects on people professionally, but I know there have been studies done with both people watching porn in an MRI and literally couples having sex in an MRI... so it's not like people don't study that aspect of the human brain... what I don't know is why you can't type porn... is your mom watching?
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  486. short answer: it's cheaper.
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  487. in india: the war of independence in britain; we lost another one chaps...
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  488. I know what cavitation is. it's likely the cause of your hair loss on account of correct pronunciations going over your head at such speed.
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  489. I blame the nazis.
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  490. that time simon covered the story of cokes fart cans again...
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  491. I'm impressed they even managed to get that much molasses in one place back then. and lol... "it was... um... italian anarchists! ya, that's it!"
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  492. seems obvious... there's not a lot of air in there.
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  493. what's next simon?! you gonna pander to the flat earthers?!?!
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  494. it's probably sitting in some hicks back yard...
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  495. this case was totally fucked... I can't believe it took you this long to cover it.
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  496. simon always pushing the envelope with fresh nazi content
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  497. bro, I've seen wine at the store where the label is fucked... should I be asking for a discount?
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  498. that red shoe totally doesn't match that red outfit...
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  499. simon's beard oil. also "nava-rone".
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  500. it's just a ridiculous idea... the trust needed to stop something is related to it's mass so everything you want to stop would need a custom set of rockets as opposed to just slapping a parachute or 2 on something >.>
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  501. just watch this...
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  502. idk... if I were stranded at sea without water and someone showed me some good science to back up being able to drink sea water I don't think I'd be very skeptical...
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  503.  @lynnevetter  allegedly.
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  504. bald men just seem to have better beards by contrast...
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  505. math... and zero. "not" is not a number.
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  506. lol... shut up westly!
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  507. I mean, if you're going to directly remove CO2 from the blood you might as well add oxygen while you're at it and just forget the lungs all together...
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  508. did you just copy and paste that reply from the other comment? >.>
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  509. "there's nothing less attractive than re-adjusting your pants"? seriously? so that's what I've been doing wrong...
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  510. yes... lets make a super secure password and then tell someone what it is... good plan.
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  511. wow... simon changes his shirt faster than a male stripper.
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  512. how is being caught up in a circle of buying increasing amounts of bad wine winning?
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  513. he's doing it on purpose now...
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  514. what? they don't drop tanks with people inside them... usually.
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  515. "how had this substance made it into jake" I wonder...
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  516. this video is a little different... https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
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  517. a powerful enough magnet doesn't exist... allegedly.
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  518. there's actually some dude with an "m" shaped urethra...
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  519. a prune and a plum are the same thing ffs... it's basically just cherry cola with some other flavors.
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  520. from what I understand it's not so much that they're against electricity as they are against relying on it being delivered to them through power lines or by relying on a supply of fuel... that's why solar is ok, because it doesn't rely on anyone outside the community.
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  521. Mr. and Mrs. McMaster.. that'd be a fun name.
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  522. heh... it went from simon re-doing TIFO topics on his multitude of channels to the inverse...
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  523. simon... are you telling me those shoes are made for walkin?
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  524. maybe because it's a redone video you've seen before?
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  525. imagine getting a letter from the president telling you to use different tape >.>
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  526. so he has super bat gloves... but he doesn't use them unless he fights bane? ok then.
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  527. I feel like you're ignoring the resistance of the water in the barrel... I don't think that's actually been tested with high-power rifles, but I'm pretty sure a 9mm will fire underwater and the round will exit the barrel.
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  528. it also happens to be easier to carve a statue with it's arms rigidly at it's side... and requires less stone.
    1
  529. simon is giving millions free education and hardly getting payed enough to buy head moisturizer tho...
    1
  530. is this about the meth?
    1
  531. I don't drink wine... also your sponsor doesn't even ship to my country... or yours last I checked. sooo.... woohoo? #imsimonwhistlerandillendorseanythingbutraidshadowlegends
    1
  532. for people who want to work they sure have a lot of symbols for free handouts...
    1
  533. sometimes my rod gets stuck in the reactor and causes a meltdown also.
    1
  534. could have sworn they used to say the back-slap method was dangerous and never to do that...
    1
  535. kinda funny how you promote another VPN on business blaze :P
    1
  536. if I got blown 300 times I'd be covered in something too...
    1
  537. no one knows what the stain is... but several venezuelan officials have an equally mysterious stain in their wallets? seems legit.
    1
  538. omg, tell me he isn't going to say die-fen-bager the whole video... edit: and he doesnt... lol.
    1
  539. no one? so I have better odds to become ruler of the byzantine empire?
    1
  540. it used to be before america forced them to stop... and then america pulled a full reversal on that opinion... and now the world is at a disadvantage due to US corruption.
    1
  541. oh, so when prince philip says it it's "culturally unsensitive" if anyone else said it it'd be racist...
    1
  542. you don't shock people when they're flat lining... people are so stupid. also, where's the bonus fact about what calling "clear" actually means?
    1
  543. heh, still terrorizing people.
    1
  544. simon be like "check out my other channels... we have cocaine."
    1
  545. well if someone can say that a bet is the largest in nevadas history then one can assume that they have access to such statistics... I imagine the government has that information as well, they tend to get annoyed when people don't pay taxes.
    1
  546. I'm also wondering...
    1
  547. they can send em my way... my garden would thank them.
    1
  548. YEA TOAST!!
    1
  549. simon only looks bald, his hair is just based in panama.
    1
  550. I haven't seen that movie... I bet it was asian. the real question is how have you not seen star wars but have seen some obscure asian movie about a math award?
    1
  551. what? steam displaces oxygen? so why don't I die when I take a shower? seems more likely the water quickly turning to steam displaces the burning fumes being released by the hot fuel source...
    1
  552. but steam is hot?
    1
  553. no1 is going to buy an anas...
    1
  554. it's called pineapple because it looks like a pinecone and apples are delicious... and no english speaking person is going to buy a fruit that sounds like anus. end of story.
    1
  555. it was only funny the first time...
    1
  556. joe air.
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  557. bugs are weird like that...
    1
  558.  @junamboqcg2369  really we need a series of these symbols arranged in a specific pattern to represent an idea.
    1
  559.  @Xanthelei  the only letters I can think of that represent ideas are "A" meaning a singular or something "I" meaning ones self. any others such as "u", "x". etc are all abbreviations given meaning withing specific social and cultural circles and not officially part of the language. as opposed to some forms of chinese for example where a single character can represent something (as far as I know, I don't speak chinese #disclaimer).
    1
  560. what? murder motivated my large amounts of money? I for one did not see this coming.
    1
  561. maybe spaceship will have them...
    1
  562. J as in "jalapeno" K as in "knife"
    1
  563. almost like everything they taught you in school was BS...
    1
  564. but if they just keep the lamps in the lobby someone could theoretically go there and record the lamps themself and crack their cryptography...
    1
  565. probably can't sell it in europe cuz it's not technically a cereal...
    1
  566. ataturk! good boy!
    1
  567. I'm sure tons of sports fans watch fact videos about bicycles and the british empire :P
    1
  568. "fine. you don't have to shoot him... but can you come to his execution and cut a string?"
    1
  569. listen to 5min promotion, transition to ad... fail!
    1
  570. the barn is ur thumbnail is the wrong shade of red...
    1
  571. "VE VER INVITED!! PUNCH VAS SERVED!!"
    1
  572. long ago in a galaxy far far away before porn existed..."I'm going to ride through the streets naked, please don't look."
    1
  573. tell me simon, when exactly does it count for it to get "hardcore"?
    1
  574. omg, the asian video was epic. too bad you don't show it.
    1
  575. squarespace sites are bloated and awful.
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  576. OH!! CANADA'S ANTHRAX ISLAND?!?! the anthrax island no1 cares about because it's not an issue.... unlike the fuckin british anthrax island that some drunk in a boat landed on and stole a barrel of anthrax >.> but no!!! it's all about canada!!! where there's never a problem...
    1
  577. hallucinations are generated by the brain in the brain, they can't draw on information that doesn't exist. blind people don't see anything if there's no prior information of sight and it makes sense that color blind people wont see colors they've never seen. interesting topic tho.
    1
  578.  @elenaderoet4926  must have been one of those hallucinations...
    1
  579.  @yeetghostrat  there are assisted living facilities for the severely disabled, but no "mental hospitals"... that's like calling a retirement home an "old hospital".
    1
  580.  @yeetghostrat  maybe where you are...
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  581.  @yeetghostrat  it not though... like how most of the developed world has public healthcare...
    1
  582.  @yeetghostrat  more or less that's how it works, ya. you can say "I want to kill every living person I see but have no plans to do so" and they'll do nothing at all... otherwise that's a threat and you'd be arrested. there's no "mental hospital" even if you plead insanity, you just go to jail.
    1
  583.  @unhealthyhomeostasis  that's the real reason to get a diagnosis... benefits.
    1
  584.  @unhealthyhomeostasis  that's not even a thing in my country... so I guess this whole line of discussion is just based on america and america still has nut houses and america sucks because you die if you can't afford to pay the medical bill... idk what else to say to that other than america sucks lol.
    1
  585. what?! this guys name is zucchini?
    1
  586. why simon is the reason bald guys are associated with fact channels...
    1
  587. simon... your shirt is splitting open again... I can see you aren't wearing pants.
    1
  588. because it's near the end of the alphabet like the answer of a math problem. it couldn't be y because that looks too much like 4 and couldn't be z because that looks too much like 5.
    1
  589. I never misunderstood this... quantum states are illogical and I agree with einstein. science isn't guesswork.
    1
  590. would you want another bird in your bush?
    1
  591. I'd say being able to communicate with people in 100 different languages is infinitely more useful than being able to write an essay in 30...
    1
  592. oh simon... you do carrion...
    1
  593. has inflation really almost doubled the cost of things in the past 20 years? wow...
    1
  594. shark repellent spray...
    1
  595. so I shouldn't put goldfish in the soles of my platform shoes?
    1
  596. can people who have been knighted be forced to fight for the queen?
    1
  597. no simon's exploding shirt, no bonus facts... pff.
    1
  598. gawd, this guy is like some kinda argument nazi... maybe even the argument hitler!
    1
  599. how are they gonna fuel a natural gas power plant with CO2?
    1
  600. "if you're a fan of my channels you might be interested in the documentery about naz... I mean world war 2."
    1
  601. good video but it seemed out of place, might have fit in better on the biographics channel.
    1
  602. cost-co.
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  603. lotta repeats lately...
    1
  604. this is arbitrary lmao
    1
  605. alfred gumme.
    1
  606. stop ruining things for me simon. I can tell you your average pasture doesn't have a barbed wire fence though... the idiot cows would hurt themselves.
    1
  607. I guess toast tasting better didn't occur to historians...
    1
  608. never get a phone without a replacable battery... the battery always goes first. also if your phone locks up you can't reset it...
    1
  609. wtf, the box looks like a terry's chocolate orange. are they the same company or did someone rip someone off?
    1
  610. now do a video on making meth... ya know... for educational purposes.
    1
  611. tom petty, dick herison, and harry potter.
    1
  612. just joshin?
    1
  613. this is... kinda new I guess? now do it again on megaprojects and sideprojects.
    1
  614. there was actually a cleaner you could get for the internal connector on the nes that didn't require taking it apart... it kinda looked like a cartridge with a handle on it.
    1
  615. are you talking about a black guy or a dolphin? also who was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
    1
  616. why isn't a polyglotious maximous?
    1
  617. save our souls... mayday is a compromise with a french term... what about panpan?
    1
  618.  @GatorScientist  eh, trick question. :P
    1
  619. they're hard as a rock.
    1
  620. "but my name is trump" "did your momma get your name off a tower too?"
    1
  621.  @erokchoi  he can be successful lmao... but if you watched a lot of his channels you'd know he repeats a lot of stuff between to buff the numbers and push sponsorships. also the writing on his beard oil isn't even gold >.>
    1
  622.  @erokchoi  na, I'll just complain about it thanks. that's what comments are for... comments.
    1
  623.  @erokchoi  simon's beard oil should have gold text...
    1
  624. RAID SHADOW LEGEND!!!
    1
  625. that taiwanese kid was probably arrested later...
    1
  626. what? christians are using the small penis defence?!
    1
  627. "officially"? so they have unofficial olympic events?
    1
  628. you get shoved out an airlock... they have no space for troublemakers.
    1
  629. this video is brought to you by... RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!! https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  630. but at least he wasn't racist...
    1
  631. once they got to space they realized how hard it would be to masterbate in a spacesuit...
    1
  632. do birds in flocks ever crap on each other tho? O.O
    1
  633. european colonists... aka canada.
    1
  634. y u delete my comment about caveman memes? cuz people were agreeing? >.> jerks.
    1
  635. wtf simon? you've been talking to danny too much...
    1
  636. I love how simon has an expression like this is all extremely simple and obvious while he reads it off the teleprompter :P
    1
  637. if it's a crappy bloated square space site I'll definitely hate it.
    1
  638. so why is a bogey a booger in britain?
    1
  639.  @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN  no it wasn't?
    1
  640. you know a lot about wax... do you wax your head?
    1
  641. so it's about pre-marital sex? no wonder the christians put forth this propaganda... edit: marry too.
    1
  642. the country?
    1
  643. no wonder americans are so fat... eating is literally a national sport.
    1
  644.  @kohakuaiko  I'm betting they don't eat pies though. :P
    1
  645. oh no, rare cockis.
    1
  646. probably because it's there.
    1
  647. "POLICY GENIOUS!!! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!! THAT'S WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT!!!"
    1
  648. donald trumpi is just tacky... it's trying way too hard. and I'm pretty sure putting an "i" at the end of a word doesn't make it latin...
    1
  649. HELP ME SIMON! I NEED MORE CREAMS IN MY LIFE!!!
    1
  650. heh... yackety sax. I bet there were also a bunch of bobby cops chasing them and they were weaving in and out of a row of doors in a hallway.
    1
  651. what if someone replaced the record with a copy containing only rick astley?
    1
  652. "Those boxes were my art!" "No... no... no..."
    1
  653. wait, you cant actually swallow your tongue? this always seemed illogical, but I had a teacher when I was a kid who told the class it was possible and they had to pull a kids tongue out of their throat once... thanks school.
    1
  654. never challenge an itallian to a pasta eating contest.
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  655. probably has something do do with calibrating the impulses sent to your muscles so they aren't too sudden or powerful that they damage the tissue...
    1
  656. they broke the dish again... :<
    1
  657.  @mateuszzimon8216  sure breh, just take me sports car out for a spin... it's kwl, I have 11 more.
    1
  658.  @mateuszzimon8216  if I had one sports car I'd give a friend a ride... if they payed for gas... lol
    1
  659. literally no one feels like they need to buy something they're given a sample of. if you do you're a shmuck.
    1
  660. one side is right... and the other side left.
    1
  661. dollar slave club #freedanny
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  662. big hairy men! the more hair the better! don't have enough hair? strap some more on!
    1
  663. if one is to believe tourettes guy he's now taking it up the ass.
    1
  664. again, I'm pretty sure you made a video about this already.
    1
  665. hey simon, lets have a nice long discussion regarding snowflakes.
    1
  666. some animals may have as level of intelligence capable of comprehending ending their own existence, but probably don't have the social structure to communicate knowledge of the intentional action of doing so. It's usually more a case of giving up on living since they aren't aware of other options...
    1
  667. you see 2 dollar currency used in canada all the time... I assume most are aware it's a coin called the toonie.
    1
  668. should do a video on if monkeys actually swing on vines as a way to get around.
    1
  669. damnit simon, quit blockin the titties!
    1
  670. an african hut and olympic runners totally represents me.
    1
  671. cmon simon, do you honestly expect people to believe you have a lower body?
    1
  672. trump is really good at this...
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  673. are they not letting simon talk about nazis anymore?
    1
  674. you already did a video about this... it only means sperm in the UK... would you be shocked at an american company selling bird seed like "OMG THEY'RE SELLING SEXIST WOMAN SPERM!!" none of it makes any sense, this is pure anti-americanism.
    1
  675. but they didn't use a thorn, they used a y because they were too cheap to make a thorn stamp. so it's ye.
    1
  676. ya no, at the time blockbuster was a huge success and netflix was a small mail-order service. blockbuster probably would have ruined it anyways...
    1
  677. so don't get your carbaretor from chiner.
    1
  678. now say chiner.
    1
  679. didn't you already do a video about this a while back?
    1
  680. maybe it's a jury of jerrys?
    1
  681. chiner.
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  682. soo... basically they don't deny what happened but don't allow people to talk about it in a way that makes japan look bad? ok then.
    1
  683. isn't that convenient they found a picture of a pygmy with a shield covering his pen... wait that's not a shield!!
    1
  684. "visit florence, we blew a whale."
    1
  685. who the hell was ordering spare famicom parts tho? they probably only stopped supporting them because some asshat bought out all the spare parts to sell them at twice the price...
    1
  686. do a video on the price of tea in china already!
    1
  687. ya, I'm sure scholars were keen to write down their activities with prostitutes...
    1
  688. getting up for a game? so that's what they're doing in that circle...
    1
  689. is that the same guy that hooked an EEG up to a plant?
    1
  690. simon endorses yale... so you know it's good.
    1
  691. oh gawd... it's the thing with the hatch blowout that blew everyone to bits isn't it... that was a long-winded leadup... the story I heard of the incident the door was kinda half-shut and sprayed the contents of the peoples bodies who were near the hatch all over the room... which would explain the spine on the ceiling.
    1
  692. arguably the most unesco heritage site?
    1
  693. why would diabetic people think taking insulin is a top trick? do bald people think head waxing is a top trick?
    1
  694. no good deed goes unpunished...
    1
  695. can just imagine simon at a party... "did you know doctors used to blow smoke up peoples asses?" then sips some tea.
    1
  696. the most common way to put out a grease fire is to put a lid on the pot lmao...
    1
  697. dollar slave club? is that where you found danny?
    1
  698. not sure I recall this one, but I've also noticed a lot of repeats lately... mostly from years ago, and to be fair usually with additional facts... but they deny it and it's like they either don't want regular viewers or switched owners a couple years ago and don't know what the channel did before... idk.
    1
  699.  @ddsjgvk  idk wht their deal is on their podcast, or their shift relationship wish karl smallwood... or that that danny guy used to try to host the channel but no1 wanted to hear his lisp so they hired simon who just reads whatever is on the teleprompter like a lame ron burgandy without the suit and hair... and how simon is a shill sho pretends to play games he sponsors when we all know he doesn't... and a the irony of a bald guy sponsoring a razor company... and his shirts constantly being too small despite being sponsored by a company that makes shirts... and constantly spouting this BS about how VPNs somehow protect you from wifi snooping, and so on... I could let all that go if they didn't pretend like I don't know they're repeating shit.
    1
  700.  @etnolk  you know, if I were so inclined I could make a fact video about the fact that simon whistler wore an ill-fitting shirt whilst being sponsored by an apparel manufacturer... because that's a fact.
    1
  701.  @etnolk  haha, no, probably not... but that doesn't make it any less of a fact.
    1
  702.  @frowlinian8175  just on the first point I know 100% he fakes his game endorsements because I've played crossout and he just throws together absolute garbage builds with assets that would cost hundreds of dollars to buy without a special promo account that they give to people to do these kind of videos... then there are just all the other things from the exploding shirts to the randomly hilarious shaving endorsements... I don't know the full story on his hair situation still, so really those might be the more legit of them all lmao.
    1
  703.  @frowlinian8175  just watching his promos I can tell crossout is still broken and the wedge junkgun meta still dominates the game... it's fuckin hilarious. might as well be saying "hey, crossout is still broken, you really don't need to play this"
    1
  704. the best part about these "smart pick" services is they can unload a bunch of cheap garbage on you under the guise of "learning what you like"... cuz who knows, maybe you like cheap garbage!
    1
  705.  @MrTaxiRob  is that supposed to mean something?
    1
  706. obviously it's true or you wouldn't make a video... I'm still waiting for a title like this and then simon just stands there and says "no, not really.", then walks off.
    1
  707. na, I totally remember you explaining the process before... this is another repeat video.
    1
  708.  @TodayIFoundOut  that's entirely possible I suppose.
    1
  709. probably because it's 10:40PM.
    1
  710. so you're telling me they were going to explore the moon with jet packs... but were like "na, lets just use a go-cart..."
    1
  711. always wondered why it was called that... But, if it's a service society why are hookers illegal?
    1
  712. who the hell is going around biting babies?
    1
  713. simon be like: "what do you mean you can't just keep people locked in a basement anymore? I have dann-nananan.... so how about the weather?"
    1
  714. I thought this was a really obvious question and experiment... but it seems an instruction as simple as tap on the can has people lost. you have to tap it on the top with a spoon. spoons have more mass and tapping the harder top transfers the force better. just poking at it with your finger isn't going to work. totally works. edit: don't think it works with bottles though, it probably has something to do with the sharp taps and metal materials involved with cans.
    1
  715. I'm still waiting on him to cover "the price of tea in china"... if you want him to care pay him.
    1
  716. one word: drugs.
    1
  717. nauto sounds stupid lol... so does jif.
    1
  718. I can't wait to listen to simon tell me about people in a nutshell for the 20000th time!
    1
  719. I'm not paying someone to not do something...
    1
  720. WEEEEEEEEBS!!!
    1
  721. seaweed also contains natural MSG... and surprised you didn't mention the use of egg in some ice creams.
    1
  722. it 2023! we're still putting smaller seats in bigger seats?! just put your kid in a bubble... problem solved.
    1
  723. do people really care about this? I almost don't want to bother but I know simon will be awkwardly english trying to convey the details so lets have at it.
    1
  724.  @KP3droflxp  less chance than you'd think...
    1
  725. "zis new discovery iz linked wiz ze pragnanzy... and ze jewz!!"
    1
  726. this is at least the second video he's done on this...
    1
  727. preeety sure you already did a video on this...
    1
  728. so... we have a 24 hour solar clock but the 13 month lunar calendar is wrong? O.o and how does a VPN prevent identity theft?
    1
  729. that time levis almost started WW3...
    1
  730. "if you don't like the wine and pay them again they'll send you more crappy wine you won't like!"
    1
  731. shut up woman, ride my house.
    1
  732. so ya... keep an eye on danny.
    1
  733. ha, I knew he was wearing slippers.
    1
  734. too bad they never tested crossbows... especially against ballistic vests... the cops probably didn't want them showing how effective they are.
    1
  735. as I understand it you can really only make a stable nuke one size more or less... can make em bigger with multiple reactions but you need a minimum amount of nuclear stuff.
    1
  736.  @womble321  lol... crazy british ideas.
    1
  737. know how I instantly know hello fresh sucks? the dude is promoting it with a katana. more like weebo fresh... just buy some ramen.
    1
  738. because that's the way things are... if it were in a different order it would still be "the way it is".
    1
  739. how often do you eat a plate of cold turkey? I think most people only even have turkey like 2-3 times a year...
    1
  740. same reason drunk people survive high falls more I'd imagine, their muscles don't tense up when something happens.
    1
  741. guess this is a weebo channel now... later.
    1
  742. damn, I thought it was going to be dollar shave club.
    1
  743. cuz as simon knows there's literally nothing more unattractive than someone adjusting their pants.
    1
  744. what about panama andersons locks?
    1
  745. people might be thinking of batman...
    1
  746. is it just me or is star conflict basically a re-skin of crossout?
    1
  747. lol I remember when they were trying to say that superfluids could flow through solid objects... I always figured it was climbing the sides >.>
    1
  748. as with many of these mythical things, the definition of "garden" changed.
    1
  749. to B-cell or not to B-cell... asks the immune system.
    1
  750. it's even easier to address climate change by doing nothing and letting someone else worry about it...
    1
  751.  Atalante Alter  make me a cup of tea?
    1
  752. chiner, simon? chiner?
    1
  753. is that why knights are called knights? they look shinny?
    1
  754. come to think of it... wasn't "john and marry" a sort of generic phrase for boy and girl?
    1
  755. but are the entirely free free meals free?
    1
  756. wtf? simon hasn't even looked like that for like a decade lmao!
    1
  757. because you're warm blooded... ez
    1
  758. where's the video about this japanese purple code? never heard of it...
    1
  759. because blackjack.
    1
  760. wow... 2016...
    1
  761. the hog dog people are in cahoots with the bun people.
    1
  762. then there's the other question of if magneto is that powerful how can he use his powers without killing everything on earth, ripping the planet apart, and forming a singularity...
    1
  763. hitler's manual saw!
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  764. YEA TOAST!!
    1
  765. bet it hurts when your own citizen compares your president to hitler, eh america?
    1
  766. is this turning into a second biographics channel?
    1
  767. I was just thinking it'd been at least a month since simon started another channel...
    1
  768. they're relatively slow moving though, probably do less damage than a .50 cal.
    1
  769. so where can I buy the mail they sell?
    1
  770. i figure middle eastern culture values girth over length, hence choosing the fattest finger over the longest.
    1
  771. needs more frikin sharks.
    1
  772. calm down simon... you're not that rich.
    1
  773. "footy oval"? something do to with soccer I assume?
    1
  774. there's no such thing as an unpickable lock...
    1
  775. so... you're going to reference band saws but not talk about how they were also invented to cut flesh?
    1
  776. have you never heard an old person talk about enjoying taking a shit under the stars? it's just decorative... it also happens to be relatively to cut that shape between to boards. mooning someone in the sense of showing them your bare ass is also called giving a full moon... so it doesn't really work as an explanation at all.
    1
  777. for future reference, refer to this for pet names for genitalia. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh26oCuesLA
    1
  778. being a medieval lord; https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  779. both ringo star and george carlin did voice acting on thomas the tank engine shit.... how about that. smash that like button.
    1
  780. cmon, that's a stupid sketch... they sent plaques featuring the vitruvian man on pioneer 10 and 11, that's a lot closer to a "dick pic" than andy's doodle.
    1
  781. all I internalized from this video is "were sensationalizing and it's nothing to worry about". shame on you.
    1
  782. pretty sure the full term is "the maths"... as in multiple types of math. the british just like to shorten things to the point where they make no sense...
    1
  783. because they waste a TON of money. there's like 10 backups of every prop that they never use and a continuous buffet... and everyone has an intern... even the interns.
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  784. bonus fact: parking and planting your ass is the same thing.
    1
  785. so... essentially knights were like pokemon?
    1
  786. it's part of the PR budget... and it gives them a lot of control over how they're depicted in films I guess.
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  787. that time a guy made a bunch of money from compiling facts into videos on youtube... "ya, sure it sucks... but check out all the toy sales in japan."
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  788. you've done this before.
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  789. simon only wears pants in videos where he stands up.
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  790. it's a beatles song writen by the beatles as an entity... paul, john, that other guy... who cares?
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  791. it's even got the latest version of doom in there...
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  792.  @katyungodly  cuz no1 wanted to listen to daven :P
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  793. anyone else think daven is secretly danny? or possibly dolan?
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  794. so someone bred birds with vertigo?
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  795. where do they get these test audiences? church groups?
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  796. joe sharpen.
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  797. if I recall it was over, as per the original patent for the toilet paper. and I find things work better when you do them as was intended... kinda like how you're peeling bananas backwards.
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  798.  @slcpunk2740  and this is like the 4th video simon has done about it...
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  799. reminds me of a time I hated the channel.
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  800. now simon wants a sex chair to go with his weird zebra sex mask... #cancelsimon
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  801. even though it's a percussion cap detonated explosive and if it wasn't triggered by the impact then pulling it out has about as much chance of detonating it as loading the weapon to begin with... people freak out so much about this sort of thing for no logical reason.
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  802. probably not the best plan, but depending on the device probably not as bad as you'd think.
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  803. like anyone else is taught in russian I imagine.
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  804. https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
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  805. go check out his other channels if you like simon, he's just a personality here.
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  806.  @whuzzzup  pretty sure business blaze is his thing... tho he still has people write for him.
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  807.  @whuzzzup  ya, you know who I'm talkin about I imagine... he gave up when no one wanted to listen to him and hired simon.
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  808. come on simon... we both know you can't have a knight without a the queen to poke them on the shoulder with the royal sword....
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  809. YES!!1 and NO!! didn't you watch mythbusters? they literally told you how to dispose of a body if you listened....
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  810. I was saying boo-erns.
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  811. I can only assume that egyptians walked exactly like egyptians...
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  812. do they eat it after?
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  813. how are there all of these stock images of kids holding armfuls of sweets screaming their heads off?
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  814. I hear they mummified themselves in weird zebra sex masks... think some large wanger told me.
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  815. just don't tell simon... he thinks he's the alpha wolf of fact videos.
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  816. wait... this chair gave him two penises?
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  817. using the same name doesn't make them the same thing... the youtube that was a dating app was a different thing.
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  818. in the year 2020 power will be so cheap space heaters will be hosting youtube channels instead of people.
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  819. that "early german version" totally wouldn't hold up in court... plenty of people have sung about dancing around things over the years.
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  820. lol everyone ignored the convention and produced bioweapons... including britain there fact boy. you've even done multiple videos on proton down lmao...
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  821. but they were all men though?
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  822. the guy who invented peanut butter was black tho. I'm not at all racist, just sayin... how many black friends do you have one facebook?!
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  823. SIMON RAID LEGENDS!! I'm starting to think simon made that game... I might play a p2w game made by simon where I can farm youtube channels...
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  824.  @thekingofmoab1181  you'd watch it.
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  825.  @thekingofmoab1181  simon said if this post gets top upvotes he'll pay that dave guy to make it happen. totally not a lie.
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  826.  @koenven7012  good point, I'd forgotten that bit
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  827. I know this... it's been done several times, could have sworn even Today I Found Out did it before. not a bad style though. you don't even have to use your mouth to get the darn plastic thing open anymore... also that "new" one looks dumb.
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  828. I'd rather have a pineapple... we all know why simon went to amsterdam though. XD
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  829. "this episode of brought to you by my other channel that's actually interesting." epic blaze. shadow legend raid. slap that script.
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  830. pygmies made them... it involves scalping the head up the back to remove the skull then boiling it in a bath of herbs to clense and sterelize the organic matter and essentially leave you with a skin with hair(that's how you prevent rot, the herbs were probably astringent and/or tannic which would aid in curing.). they then crudely sow them up the back in the hair to hide the suture and dry them. it's not a secret simon... and don't worry, you're head wouldn't work due to the lack of hair, you'd probably be made into a head on a stake. wish I had a legit shrunken head... such an awesomely creepy example of human culture.
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