Comments by "king james488" (@kingjames4886) on "USHANKA SHOW" channel.

  1. the real reason there was no nuclear war: the soviets knew they'd have to survive on frozen whale meat.
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  2. wow... 1000 gay people a year? that's like 69,000 gay people arrested. you can't even make this up... 69 years lol.
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  3. in soviet russia taxi calls you.
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  4. lots of people heat their homes with wood... and lol... "besides being a red-head guy, he's fine."
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  5. in soviet russia date takes you out.
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  6. memes have been a concept for pretty much as long as people have been living in groups. there were memes in ancient rome and egypt and so on. also is that jim carey from ace ventura on that chicks leg?
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  7. most of the grocery stores around here have little bakeries in them making "fresh" bread. they probably still get it shipped in pre-mixed and frozen and just stick it in the oven, but it's better than that "sandwich bread" as you call it.
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  8. lol... only the rich like inflation. it keeps them perpetually ahead of everyone else.
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  9. in soviet russia store buys you.
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  10. ofc they do well, they're exempt from taxes and hardly have any expenses.
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  11. ohhh... you're saying sprats, not sprouts. all this time I've been wondering what the big deal is with sprouts and how you even can them... then fishing for sprouts in the red sea... then it became clear it wasn't sprouts. lol
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  12. lmao, same. I finally realized he wasn't saying sprouts when he talked about fishing for them in the red sea :P
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  13. in soviet russia bread buys you.
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  14. but how does the handycaped person get out of the car when it tips over going around a corner and catches fire?
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  15. almost like the eyes follow you when you move... almost like they're really cameras and the man is watching!
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  16. what about bone records? and idk why youtube wouldn't support this, it's both educational and historically significant.
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  17. "headin up for a visit eh? just don't go causing any problems okeh?"
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  18. pretty typical actually... but ya it's kinda funny.
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  19. in soviet russia joke tells you.
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  20. well that's different... don't generally see different rooms for toilet and shower around here, unless it's a second bathroom maybe.
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  21. I'm gonna go ahead and guess no. but what if there are 2 guys having sex making love, but there's a woman there? are 3somes ok? is there a minimum genital ratio required to not be considered gay?
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  22. all these community glasses are nasty... did soviet people not know about germs and diseases?
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  23.  @lenitaa7938  in soviet russia you infect germ.
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  24. there are a lot of menonites(like canadian amish i guess?) not to far from where I am and some are more strict about their lifestyle than others. they make some damn good smoked summer sausage tho.
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  25. oh I see. well idk how exactly they're different then...
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  26. don't spit on yourself.
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  27. in soviet russia vodka shoots you.
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  28. wait... so you pay 0.5% interest on loans, but the bank pays for 3% on deposits? so, why not just take out the biggest loan you can and put it in the bank? you'd be making 2.5% on interest...
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  29. you can totally still buy them, they're still used in some places. people who are good with them can supposedly use them about as effectively as a calculator.
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  30. so... why not just save part of the bottle for another time? then you wouldn't have to be running to the vodka store all the time in the 4 hours it was open per day.
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  31.  @UshankaShow  but there is no sex in soviet union?
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  32. canadian technology homes? wtf russia... do you mean like a log cabin, or is a stick house different? don't think I've seen many houses made from sticks.
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  33. ya, that's pretty normal here. guess I assumed it was normal elsewhere :P
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  34. in soviet russia bus rides you.
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  35. you come, you put items in basket, you pay cash, then you leave. noooo funny business.
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  36. in russia documentary watches you.
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  37. um, tetris was made by a russian and the art is inspired by russian architecture :P they were actually a university student so the russian government claimed ownership of tetris.
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  38. quit stallin and get to the point.
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