Youtube comments of king james488 (@kingjames4886).

  1. "doc, my arm hurts" "apply a corgi once a day and come back in a week"
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  2. "we've figured out how to fix the chip shortage... we'll make more chips!!" -clapping intensifies
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  3. want to learn how to argue? just spend more time on the internet... want to learn how to argue in latin? then go to law school.
    2900
  4. costcos is proof that designing a business putting quality before profits can be quite profitable and sustainable...
    2200
  5. "why do all sci-fi movies have artificial gravity?" "because it's cheaper."
    1800
  6. well... it kinda is better than just shooting into a crowd...
    949
  7. I love how poland built their LNG port literally as far away from russia as possible... lol.
    855
  8. when debugging a computer literally meant picking bugs out of a cabinet the size of a car...
    833
  9. ofc they wanted to be his "friend" when he was on the cover of magazines... if someone only calls you their friend because of some skill or ability they aren't a friend, they're a fan.
    705
  10. when the weather man pokes his head out the door and you're not sure if they're calling their dog or reporting the weather...
    698
  11. who cares if the oil industry is funding it... tons of tech we use every day was funded by bloody wars.
    635
  12. that's so canadian... we had a nuclear meltdown, no one was hurt, things were handled well... sorry eh. the only way it could be more canadian is if the reactor was cooled with maple syrup.
    634
  13. "were going to climb a mountain" proceeds to walk up a hill.
    617
  14. "the 100 years war that was actually 4 wars over 116 years" "the 7 years war that actually lasted 9 year" what monkey named these wars?
    605
  15. "he then makes a half hearted attempt to conceal the body with a handful of leaves and a stick." I think that's the funniest statement I've ever heard in a crime-related video.
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  16. "we tried to kill ourselves but we were too stupid."
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  17. "I want the names of the ships to be inspired by the constitution." ... "USS constitution"
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  18. "says he was censored by the government... the government is now investigating"
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  19. "would have required so many trees that egypt would have been deforested" well... not a lot of forests there these days...
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  20. lol in a basement... in farms in russia and china. "hacking" is a business now...
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  21. because the average consumer is an idiot...
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  22. carbon carbon, eh? it's twice as carbonous as plain old every day carbon.
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  23. A deal to buy an ICBM became complicated? who'd have thought...
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  24. "to determine how homes and household items could be made to withstand nuclear bombs" conclusion: they can't. everyone will die. "to determine if we can use nuclear weapons to excavate ground for civilian purposes" conclusion: we can't. everyone will die.
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  25. and the "crazy people" were the only ones to figure out the scheme lol...
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  26. that guy sounds like he's president of the propane and propane accessories fan club >.>
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  27. you don't need a missile when you have a warehouse full of explosives just sitting there... why is no one asking how the fire started?
    319
  28. "if you guys think I'm drunk or something I can do a breathalizer" - makes motion with hand like lighting a lighter
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  29. "gold has held it's value though decades" you mean literally all of human history?!
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  30. the more adam talks about jamie's odd sense of humor the more I want to hear about it...
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  31. "this is a long way of saying I might have luke's jedi robe."
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  32. re-brand and call it "I can't believe it's not meat!"
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  33. every tool is adam's favorite tool...
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  34. "the answer is yes, you just make the suitcase comically over-sized."
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  35. no... maybe your hobbies.
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  36. "no president has done more for black people than me... other than maybe abraham lincon"
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  37. man... you leave a few thousand humans and next thing you know there are billions of the damn things.
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  38. I'm still like 99% sure the reason jamie used his shop for the show was so that he could get new tools and write them off as a cost of production anyways...
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  39. what he said: "we could just launch missile at them."
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  40.  @OutdoorsWithChad  w.e. dude, I'm going to get some free samples.
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  41. KARL!!
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  42. 50s: talks about practicality of the product 2000s: OMAGAWD IT'S SO SPARKLY!!
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  43. lol... other countries have already declared this a global crisis... but no, no one else is more prepared.
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  44. how can someone eat next to nothing for months and then just eat 20 pounds of food? O.O
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  45. is it really surprising that the solo movie didn't do well? they didn't even watch the original series with han lol...
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  46. "this video is sponsored by bill gates" well, that's not something you get to say every day.
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  47. I guess parents just have 0 accountability anymore... back when I was growing up your parents just told you not to share personal info online. they're gonna have to change this somewhat or it'll literally break the internet. there's no way to tell who's on the device at the other end so if trusting the user isn't good enough then everyone on the internet will have to be treated as a child. that pretty much kills every social media platform, forum, or any other form of online interaction.
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  48. "and it doesn't fly like a flying saucer would in a 1950's movie" so no string and kazoo? :/
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  49. it's always some BS theoretical argument about how something could hurt a child... now we have COPPA.
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  50. facebook simply isn't worth using anymore.
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  51. "this virus was enormous" "using only a few lines of code" so what was the rest of it? a compressed rickroll?
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  52. "Good news everyone! I've invented the electronic television!" - farnsworth
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  53.  @larry365  no you don't... domestic terrorism... see... maybe important people do, but I can say it all I want... domestic terrorism domestic terrorism domestic terrorism ooOOOOoooooo spooky words
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  54. "when the painting was cleaned and he once again became visible" how dirty was this painting? how many men.... you know what forget it.
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  55. "the aircraft isn't damaged... but lets charge him with it anyways."
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  56. because if they yelled "aft" they'd be pretty bad at golf?
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  57. "stop drinking and take your meth!" - german army
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  58. I mean... you didn't have to do much to get into a nuthouse back then... most people on the internet would qualify.
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  59. excellent reporting... whoever did that story needs a raise.
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  60. well it floats... so it's probably some sort of burning fat or oil... probably with some sort of pitch or sticky tree resin added. seems like there's some sort of pre-heater in the system, so either it's too thick or has too high of a flashpoint in it's raw form. wonder if it's as simple as lard and pine sap :P
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  61. valve caps come off/fall off tho... why the heck would they be there for show?
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  62. actually sourdough is better because the grain is essentially pre-digested...
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  63. "it's stealth, you can't see it." -trump guess the wall is also stealth...
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  64. what if I told you you've been conditioned to eat 3 meals per day?
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  65. lets see... for science. (sponsored by dogs)
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  66. soup = soup stew = thick soup chowder = thick creamy soup bisque = soup put in a blender ;)
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  67. "it's only temporary"
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  68. women obv are able to be engineers, they just don't want to... women can have penises too aparently, most of them just don't want to...
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  69. "right right... green for you're connected to the ground..." "um... red."
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  70. I watched one, now it's 90% of my recommended feed... kinda hard not to lol.
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  71. "jiggling the pin with a hammer" so he bashed it in...
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  72. I'd love to see this guys math calculating that to be equal to any sticks of dynamite...
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  73. finally something makes sense... no point in sending kids back to school for a few weeks.
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  74. "enough [oxygen] to sustain passengers" I'm real glad they did that study to figure out exactly how much oxygen someone needs to not pass out... probably like 10% over that.
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  75. "oh gawd... jewish lawyers." i heard you.
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  76. government in the 60s: lets drill a hole in the arctic and put a missile in it! government in 2018: I wish we'd never drilled that hole in the arctic and discovered global warming...
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  77. doesn't seem to matter what musk does, he always knows how to drum up a ton of hype for it.
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  78. "it didn't cause the war, it just destroyed the lies that prevented it" tomato tomato I guess.
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  79. -starts successful business creating a bunch of jobs -gets blamed for causing housing crisis
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  80. "they're weighed precisely" "so about 560 grams..." (actually 563)
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  81. "it's a show about people who install large fish tanks!" someone heard this and thought it was a good idea.
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  82. and make mexico pay for it!
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  83. when you're in the middle of fixing something you don't want to wait a day or 10 every time you need a part...
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  84. pretty crazy the guy who dropped the bomb had about a 50% chance to be blown out of the sky by it...
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  85. maybe in the russian hallmark isle...
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  86. it has to be pretty clean so the huge vats of paste don't get contaminated.
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  87. well he clearly fell after being shoved out of the chair...
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  88. being a lawyer is such a rich kids club >.>
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  89. what about rocket brain surgery?
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  90. good movies? netflix has like 3 movies total with an IMDB rating over 7.5...
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  91. "we have to make sure these new dummies are accurate, so we're just going to keep using dummies from the 60s until we can confirm this."
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  92. "made of finely dispersed carbides in a steel matrix" but... steel is carbon atoms in an iron matrix... so it's high carbon steel? lol.
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  93. ya, im sure people in the 60's wanted to buy loghead planes. lol.
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  94. "hey dave, run down to home depot and pick up another jet engine would ya?"
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  95. someone really needs to do something about this before things get out of hand...
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  96. what? yes. the police can pull you over and take everything in your possession at any point because they simply say they believe it's the proceeds of crime and you'll never get any of it back. it's a legit problem in some parts of america... you should look into it.
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  97. how were people unaware that a fermented beverage could contain some alcohol? what?
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  98. "brexit means brexit" sounds like it means that people don't fully understand the implications of it and they want people to think about what it actually means more.
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  99. wonder where all those "foreign investors" are from...
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  100. isn't a missile a bit overkill for a balloon?
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  101. the real reason there was no nuclear war: the soviets knew they'd have to survive on frozen whale meat.
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  102. not as big.
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  103. bet he wishes he'd stayed a mechanic...
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  104. so you're saying there's at least one case of a person being married when they were 13 although the record says they were 21... but this didn't usually happen according to the records. does that not make sense to anyone else?
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  105. no wonder "routine traffic stops" can get out of control if this is how they're conducted...
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  106. ffs.... gold isn't about profit it's about financial security. stop skewing the issue.
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  107. well people have been seeding clouds since at least the 60s... so yes?
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  108. then social media doubled down and "removed" everyone trying to use their platform to connect... it's only for viewing ads and re-posting approved memes.
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  109. bonus fact: most early "computers" were just a midget in a box.
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  110.  @peoplebro_1294  well they came from somewhere... plants grow wild places too.
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  111. "well it can't have been us... you must have received a lethal dose of radiation elsewhere... however we aren't going to investigate that accusation."
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  112. people should get the respect they deserve and earn...
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  113. if it'll overwhelm the healthcare system to isolate everyone who's been to china just imagine how overwhelmed it'll be if this thing gets out here.
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  114.  @kingkota2302  prefect for strapping to injuries. shepherds are too big.
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  115. so... if 5 different countries manage to find fish there what's stopping somalia? they obviously have boats...
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  116. "the guns are almost completely automatic, the crew is made up of 35 officers and men." sounds automatic. these big naval cannons are really impressive though. pretty much the end of the age of large black powder cannons, this is as good as it got.
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  117. there's only like a month left in the school year ffs... do they really need to re-open for a month?
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  118. good to see someone finally calling out these crappy new movies for what they are...
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  119. wow... 1000 gay people a year? that's like 69,000 gay people arrested. you can't even make this up... 69 years lol.
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  120. "I just want my life back"
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  121. not everyone seems to see it the same. I can kinda see if it I really try but my dad always said LEDs drove him nuts... he never much liked those LED bulbs. :P
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  122. kinda safer to ram the potato down first tho...
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  123. stop disabling your chats and comments. people have a right to express themselves. if you can't manage moderating your channel go back to traditional media.
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  124. born without a hand? I thought they only gave these sort of things to kids who had their arms gnawed off by ill tempered sea bass...
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  125.  @ImperfectlyAged  well I'm sure there was some related benefit where he got something for the shop... also there's a difference between writing something off on taxes and as a cost of production... you're muddling words.
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  126. this isn't space blindness... the title should be "what I learned from getting soap in my eyes in space".
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  127. it was pretty obviously set up to crush the car.
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  128. I love how they make it out like these peoples lives weren't dedicated to giving people a hard time and ruining lives...
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  129. na, you and the hundreds of nerds who believe this don't have the balls to do anything.
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  130. "a get out of jail card... free!" has this woman ever played monopoly?
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  131. "and don't un-screw plumbing pipes without turning the water off" thanks... I'll keep that in mind.
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  132. same person who re-stocks the food that expires every couple years >.>
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  133. adam is an engima wrapped up in a rabbit hole...
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  134. who else are you gonna talk about? that guy that grows your coffee?
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  135. chewie does not wear a purse, it's definitely a satchel... or possibly a sasquatchel, that works too.
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  136. "60% of the moonshine consumer market is a women" looks like mostly men tasting it to me...
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  137. then you lost your small business in the pandemic and now have no business and no home while they still have a home and a sheep job...
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  138. every other president: we're there to fight terrorism trump: we got the oil!
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  139. seems like it would have been easier to just ship the cars empty and fill them upon arrival...
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  140. just what you need to get out of a depression... a race horse.
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  141. are you honestly trying to tell me the poorest country in the world refuses to fish their waters for environmental reasons?
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  142. best cannel since panama.
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  143. I've been pretty impressed with voice recognition recently... it was so bad for so long.
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  144. ultimately you're responsible for your own safety, you always have the right to refuse to do a job.
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  145. in soviet russia youtube watches you.
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  146.  @greybone777  at one point there were likely forests there tho... and now there aren't... could just have been massive sloths eating them, or pyramids.
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  147. man, all this money people waste on massive reverse osmosis plants to filter sea water... they're gonna feel really stupid when they find out you can just use a t-shirt.
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  148. or "the U.S."
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  149. and dumb people bought it XD
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  150. did anyone else read "that shirt is delicious"?
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  151.  @Glowstick48  "haha you're dumb, I heard a theory" ok, thanks.
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  152.  @raymondzhao9557  believe in what exactly? I believe that the chinese government is corrupt and the image of a man standing up to a tank signifies chinese people struggle... if that's not what it's supposed to mean idk.
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  153. "Janibekov's rotating nut has caused astonishment" oh ladies~
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  154. "if you want a loan without traditional banks" you know this is going to end well...
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  155. it's just faster for him to make it than explain it :P
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  156. you didn't even explain what this bill is proposing... top notch reporting.
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  157. lol... rent to own isn't fixing the issue, it's side-stepping the problem.
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  158. maybe work on actually providing mental health services first...
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  159. "ok time to bring this guy out again!" -pulls window AC unit out of arse.
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  160. "allegedly armed man allegedly shot by alleged police outside the alleged home depot allegedly in burbank"
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  161. kinda sad how many people jumped on the social bandwagon accepting increasing censorship and competing to conform... tho what did anyone expect with a site that hides comments if 5 people on the entire internet don't agree with it >.>
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  162. yup... greedy corporations. hard to like something that constantly skrews you over for profits.
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  163. people just keep going to china... why would you go on a business trip to china right now?
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  164. really impressed with how chill and professional those cops were though.
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  165. I don't remember them ever actually having a specifically labeled boys or girls toys section... unlike say clothes.
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  166. could be a seemster...
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  167. pretty sure he's one of the top longbow archers in the world, seems like every show gets him in when they need someone to demonstrate one.
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  168. they don't build skyscrapers like they used to I guess...
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  169. wtf do her horses have to do with it?
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  170. mix all the versions... just to annoy the cosplay people.
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  171. ya... a drug vending machine in a dark ally seems like a great idea...
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  172. probably whenever there's a surplus of mystery meat...
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  173. usually just means you're just a personality or a type actor... it's kinda not a good thing.
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  174. hate that... makes me not even want to watch the video.
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  175.  @thomasmartin6907  pretty sure it's the channel owner who controls comments... youtube would just remove the whole video if it was a problem for them.
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  176. "if we spend an extra 100 million we can save a million on taxes!"
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  177. it's been known for decades that the conditions in old folks homes are crap. they always will be as long as it's a system designed for profit.
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  178. history shows it's ok to break the law as long as you're right.
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  179. so the guy hung himself behind someone else's garage?
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  180. know why there are sop many forest fires now? decades of poor forest fire management.
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  181. why did I click on this video? I've seen it like 3 times... make some more videos so youtube can recommend them, gawd.
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  182. news: incredible amount of wind in america. me: wtf has trump done now?
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  183. better than south africa anyways...
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  184. take it back like "I opened this tank and it was empty."
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  185. "order!" "sorry, eh."
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  186. it's a james thing...
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  187. "it was like american movie!" omg...
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  188. I mostly see people standing on a public sidewalk expressing their beliefs... maybe go after the people spitting on people instead of trying to outlaw legal protest.
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  189. I mean... he should have called, but explaining the situation doesn't seem "touchy feely" to me. Dave's the one going on about how hard everything is for him...
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  190. just look at all the stuff he has, you can hardly even see the walls.
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  191.  @kendallkinsman7261  still costs at least like 5 grand just to have a false charge thrown out you know... so I guess justice is only for the rich in this country.
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  192. fake news!!
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  193. once again you should probably look towards the cigarette companies for making filters out of fiberized plastic... ya, I'd blame the hunks of fiberized plastic being thrown into drains before a water bottle.
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  194. to get it bubbly you have to ferment it in a sealed container so the CO2 can dissolve into solution... but not so much that the bottle explodes. using plastic bottles makes it much easier to tell when it's getting over-pressurized.
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  195. WHAT?! did he say there are orcs?!
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  196. "spacex wont have manned vehicles until at least 2017" meanwhile musk is launching cars into space...
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  197. too bad google was too busy recommending me news about natural disasters to recommend me the news about india landing on the moon >.>
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  198. watch out for that diabets!!!
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  199. "we'll see if we can get an engine to run with fuel that's a year old" breh... I've used fuel that's like 3 years old in my weed wacker. sputtered a bit but it worked. edit: it was stored in a proper fuel container though, not an open mason jar... guess that shows the importance of proper fuel storage?
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  200. when I was a kid I understood where litter comes from... they probably don't understand because there are several hundred servants picking up everything at the palace.
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  201. every time I see this title I think it says bill nye... you should do bill nye. bill! bill! bill!
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  202.  @Stettafire  yes, that first pair of shear are definitely tailors shears.
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  203. don't think shooting someone driving at you would actually stop the vehicle anyways... you'd still have to get out of the way... so that wasn't a defensive use of his gun, he was retaliating.
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  204.  smile 2192  I'd have rather been in the bunker in moscow lol
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  205. time to crack down on avalanches!
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  206. Q: when is a cat a dog? A: when you free the dog then frank and randy point at each other
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  207. trump is like a lame pablo...
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  208. "we have vaccine! russia power!!" "evidence? what you mean evidence? vaccine work, I give to daughter see?"
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  209. it's also in several dozen movies... but really kinda slow and bad for that. in general alkalines feel slippery because they turn the oils and fats on your skin... and eventually the skin... into soap. so if it feels slippery and isn't soap, rinse it off... also acids feel tacky because of a similar thing where they're degrading your skin.
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  210. I like bears... but I hate tunnels! is there a gondola bear? idc if it's slightly slower...
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  211. bell: fine, we'll move to canada and recoup our losses by over-charging for sub-standard utilities
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  212. "this is not to be provocative... here it is again with sound effects."
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  213. yes? I wish I'd invested in gold 20 years ago when I was inclined to do so... it's gone up like 1000%.
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  214. "you're watching a video about the plague... I bet you want to do some math!" ya... that's exactly what I want to do.
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  215. "it's -71 degrees and she wants to go outside." me and her think very differently...
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  216. I love how everyone claps and cheers when he gets up...
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  217. dry cardboardy fries?! the fries are the only decent thing they make!
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  218. should probably mention that the issue is due to it having been raining earlier in the day which then froze turning everything into an ice sheet... the snow was just kinda there.
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  219.  @Conlow95  I heard orcs... LIGHT THE FLAMES OF GONDOR!!
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  220. what kinda pushover just lets themself get kidnapped without defending themself?
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  221.  @twigwigsoso  that doesn't deny them basic human rights... and being minors they could probably just kill whoever is trying to abduct them and away with it.
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  222. "and the trees are usually replanted somewhere else" ya, it's probably happened once...
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  223. I'm sure it's hard to fill your fathers shadow... you really don't need to though. he already bought you into law school and will die before you do.
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  224. ship engine rooms are deafeningly loud... that's just the backup generator.
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  225. you can't make proper chips in a microwave...
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  226. in soviet russia taxi calls you.
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  227. people would argue about it's legitimacy anyways... the government would deem talking about it "misinformation" and remove all the comments... same old...
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  228. "we might have told them not to go down a road that's closed." just... what.... wow.
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  229. "hey you, what are those heavy boxes?!" "I don't know, but they're very heavy boxes."
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  230. I mean... the truck driver knew they couldn't stop... the only chance to avoid a collision would probably have been to swerve, but that generally results in the truck tipping over and sliding in the direction it was headed anyways and then you have a wall sliding towards the bus... you really need to be careful around large trucks.
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  231. that's neat they've learned to use the crab bridge instead of just sidestepping out into traffic.
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  232. "the most difficult part of this job is measuring water... not everyone can do this!" umm.... ok....
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  233. actually canada has the longest coastline beating australia about 4 times over... australia is 7th. off to a good start.
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  234. 8:00 is that hank from scishow?!
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  235. I'm not sure how much time, planning, or effort you think it takes to walk into a store, grab something, and walk out?
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  236. and when they're done they'll just leave all their equipment up there because it won't be worth recovering it lol.
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  237. stop trying to cash in on the pineapple argument... everyone who doesn't like pineapple on pizza is wrong, end of story. I'm glad it was a canadian, we make the best stuff... LIKE APPLE PIE! do a thing on how apple pie is actually canadian. also do a think on people who say "peatzer"
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  238. why would canada need safety measures for something that happened in isreal?
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  239. in fact, pretty much anywhere these apps have services people don't need them... they don't deliver to people out in the middle of nowhere who might actually need things delivered to them lol.
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  240. "I can't wait to turn 18 so I can get my $80!"
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  241. alcohol is basically pre-digested sugar...
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  242. it's on a need to know basis... and kodak needs to know.
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  243.  @xboxnube  hey dawg, we heard you liked economics explained, so we explained the economics of economics explained with economics explained?
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  244. the pandemic might not care what race you are... but if there's no covid in a place then someone has to physically bring it there. it doesn't just appear.
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  245.  @littlepizzabutt4246  yup, doesn't invalidate my point
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  246. also those scissors are shears.
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  247. after watching maybe a dozen videos about people taking a wire wheel to their new pans and stripping them with lye and nonsense like that I just figured I'd take some rough sandpaper to my skillets with just a foam sanding block since they had some high spots and rust on them(they'd been sittin a while, never used)... just about got em re-seasoned now and they're 1000x better, feels pretty darn smooth to me.
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  248. I don't have a problem showing my receipt at a membership only store like costco, it's part of the agreement you make to shop in their store. but it seems like harassment if you didn't sign any such agreement... at least if you don't look suspicious.
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  249. as opposed to the flying variety?
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  250. "lets make the gigantic turbines stop every time a bird flys by... that way the brakes will fail sooner causing catastrophic failure of the blades."
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  251. oh yes... I wonder why anyone would ever have any issue with any aspect of the healthcare system... what a mystery...
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  252. stainless steel isn't traditional... it's only really been widely available since like the 50s.
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  253. how do you pull someone over with your headlights? also if that was a real cop and you refused to exit the vehicle you'd have been arrested... so why did you even stop if you were doubtful?
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  254. pretty sure he's the only one who's at all concerned about the water...
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  255. idk how it never occurred to whoever designed that pogo thing that it might have to slow down and land at some point...
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  256. if it was such a big deal where were the reports that the toronto zoo had a red panda cub to begin with?
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  257. "they have to be super careful" as each side tries to get the tiger just high enough that the other side has to pull it out on their end... like the last cup of coffee...
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  258. warp speed! beam me up america.
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  259. lots of people heat their homes with wood... and lol... "besides being a red-head guy, he's fine."
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  260.  @DavidGossettMusic  I'm aware nukes have more explosive power for their size... I'm not sure your point. this obviously wasn't a nuke.
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  261. you missed the part where they said "perceived as"
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  262. go home... you're all drunk.
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  263. um... no, not really...
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  264. I love how instead of taking the loss the company tries to spin it around like it's everyone else's fault passing their losses on to us...
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  265. i'd need more than a claim to believe it...
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  266. wtf is a grain free cereal? that literally doesn't make any sense.
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  267. I'd rather remember the people who actually escaped on a raft made of rain coats... without killing anyone.
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  268. or maybe they exempt oil because it's inherently more expensive than natural gas and is often delivered by truck to individual tanks where natural gas isn't even available disproportionately effecting rural canadians who already pay more for most things as it would end up getting taxed like 6 times by the time it actually got to the consumer?
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  269. wonder if hes related to alan parsons...
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  270. that tends to happen when you just keep adding demand on the system...
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  271. lol... typical canadians saying "oh ya that's a great idea!" while personally being against it and not participating...
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  272.  @LarkspeedNL  right? "hey! make your gun is safe after taking that incredibly irresponsible shot!" pff.
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  273. yes.
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  274. I don't think I've ever seen a place selling refurbished goods that didn't have issues with quality.
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  275. what country is this again?
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  276. "this is my walkin around mustache"
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  277. died laughing :P
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  278. DOLE AWA
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  279. this thing meant to keep trains from crashing into each other sure took off...
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  280. I was pretty sure it was canada when they mentioned going to timmies...
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  281. funny... last time I did a breatholizer it didn't take several weeks to get the results... "she got out and fell into a bush" "allegedly"
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  282. mannequins obviously smell like burnt flesh...
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  283. to be fair a lot of retail stores sell returns also... I've bought so many things that were lightly scuffed or not quite packed right or the bags were opened and it's obviously a returned item.
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  284. "my dad would just send people back and forth to the safe until the left it open" funny how many people don't actually do their jobs...
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  285. mother of the year material... lol
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  286. Jan 2020: "this isn't like SARS, we're prepared this time." Feb 2020: "we weren't prepared for this."
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  287. "and they all have to work!" actually no... most consumer chips have bad sections... the cheaper versions of a chip line are just the rejects that had too many errors to hit the performance numbers required to be a more expensive chip.
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  288. wtf... it would cost more than a cent to send a penny.
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  289. they killed their own people... and people trying to escape their awful country to canada... and the unfortunate plane staff... the sadest part is that iran is confirming their reputation of being shit. their admitting their fuckup is only a last resort.
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  290. so.... why isn't the CCP considered a terrorist organization yet?
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  291. @hanako5ver that they have fish and they have boats... so there's nothing to complain about in that regard. the fact that there are other countries there proves that the resource is plentiful enough to warrant the expense of traveling there and the fact that they might one day over-fish that area isn't something somalians likely give a shit about, it's just another thing to complain about to get more aid.
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  292. I also noticed this.
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  293. It's kinda annoying.
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  294. to drugs?
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  295. "what happens to it"? it's gone... it was spent... that's how it works. they might be able to liquidate some assets and recoup like 25% but other than that it's gone.
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  296. you should hear how he says levis...
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  297. I love my dog... but if it comes to it I'm not getting him a transplant and feeding him immune suppressing drugs wrapped in coldcuts. that's a whole nother level of ridiculous.
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  298. molly looks like she smoked about a pound of crack before the contest.
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  299. "why this diherrea is so expensive"
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  300. no they aren't, they're saying the US is responsible for it... there is a difference.
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  301. or because the first thing we sent them was a picture of a naked dude...
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  302. shh. we aren't letting anyone in unless they're mexican farmers.
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  303. "whenever you clean something, you make something else dirty."
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  304. @Chlorine Otter ok, I'm talking about how adam savage can't tell the difference between scissors and shears despite making a highly pedantic video on the subject....
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  305. waste of money IMO... I have both enamel-coated and non-coated cast iron dutch ovens and besides the enamel-coated one costing more it also sticks more and chips more.
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  306. "one of the cracks gave way leading to a 20' hole in the south" "approximately 94000000 gallons of waste fluid containing 1100 tons of tailings escaped" wtf am I watching?
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  307.  @zeno6567  right. if it was under control they wouldn't need to build a new hospital in a week to try to contain it.
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  308. hey simon, you drank a TON of wine the other day and randomly messaged me saying you wanted to make a video about the price of tea in china... it was totally your idea.
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  309. I'm wondering if bald people have the sensation of hair standing on end... please do a TIFO about it. does simon have phantom hair?!
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  310. how much money you had beforehand...
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  311. you also have to remember that something that may be the simplest scientific fact may have seemed like magic to an ancient person. for all we know the "secret" is as simple an an emulsifier to combine fat and water based sap... also I've never heard that it needed to be stored under pressure and honestly that seems unrealistic. really, most of the accounts of things like "burning on water" and "setting fire to whatever it touches" could be true for a simple oil fire... they'd probably think a disaster like an oil rig blowout was the wrath of the gods ffs lol.
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  312. what's the point of introducing a tax and giving everyone a rebate?! other than maybe it being easier to cancel benefits than taxes... they never did get rid of that fuel tax they added after WW2 >.>
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  313. "we check on it every day... it's been there every time I swear."
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  314. ya no, organic isn't a health claim... it's just a certification that the food has been grown without chemical fertilizers and pesticides... like what organic means... idk what you thought organic meant... you might just be slow.
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  315.  @dare2share207  I think I'll be fine without a crowd to cheer for me when I stand up...
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  316. if this guy likes dog food I'm sure his wine is top notch...
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  317. what? 46 people died from heat sitting in an open trailer they could have left at any time? or am I missing something?
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  318. I see that tray specifically labeled "Ebay HDDs"... I wonder why they would need a tray specifying destination unless they're somehow sorting the drives by some unknown metric? like selling the junk on Ebay and selling the good stuff to their corporate clients?
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  319. "it's complex that we get payed a fortune by the food industry to not tell you the truth about food."
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  320. it's not that busy of a road... tho it's well known for asians driving poorly... and stopping suddenly to view moose.
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  321. anyone else thing this advisor guy looks russian? anyone ever think russia is orchestrating all of this? they've allied with china to rival the US economy and iran is essentially a russian proxy.
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  322. should double the price of everything everywhere else in the country for french people then... equality ya kno
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  323. and now you can just download the animation tools they used for free... pretty funny that the same family of graphics hardware/software was also used in medical imaging though, lol.
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  324. 10 year old jamie: "ummm father, I've broken the window. sorry." *mustache waves around
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  325. this century sucks...
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  326. should have done a video on great beards of history. could have had davinci too.
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  327. "their pleeding fell on deaf ears" they were probably trying to shill beard oil >.>
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  328. netflix doesn't advertise... it's a suggestion from their own offerings within that service. or in some cases a preview of something they intend to provide in the future.
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  329. simon: makes video about hitler youtube: aaand it's gone. all you're money, it's gone. maybe you can sell them your face...
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  330. blue apron is stupid...
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  331. that's because it's not taking pictures and a rendering based on data can be as elaborate as the artist wants...
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  332. maybe they just got rid of all the midgets in the netherlands to drive up the average?
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  333. wouldn't mind having a tail...
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  334. if bill cosby was the ropen don't you think someone would have noticed the sweater?
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  335. is the sky half full or half empty?
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  336. also to keep the dust and fly crap on the outside
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  337. same... this guy must have some really bad potato salad.
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  338. lol. have you ever even missed a meal?
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  339. could build the bloody thing in the time it takes you to lay everything out >.>
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  340. -nerd voice intensifies "plathsma"
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  341. in soviet russia date takes you out.
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  342. "my house wasn't supposed to burn down til next month!" australia...
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  343. that's nice of them to take the time to leave a note.
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  344. lol bumbling biden...
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  345. the war of 1812 isn't little remembered up here in canada...
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  346. ​ @themanthemyththelegend1392  so you have a bunch of highly flammable substances in an enclosed space... if you don't manage the vapors properly it can cause an explosion.
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  347.  @Willaev  centrifugal birth machine wtf? they just put someone on a glorified carnival ride and spin the baby out? then it goes flying across the room and the doctor is standing there with a comically over-size baseball glove waiting to catch it?
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  348. WHO says to test everyone... the countries doing the best test everyone... why are we still not testing everyone?!
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  349. idk where dandelions have 15' roots... I'm feeling like that's a typo. they're like 6-10" long here, I could see 15" maybe. I've seen dandelion stems about 2' long though.
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  350. yet another amazing man that picked a fight with the USA... you should do a thing on the iran-contra affair.
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  351. weird how a country being invaded gets attacked... never would have seen that one coming.
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  352. it always blows my mind how soft rocks are in other parts of the world...
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  353. lmfao... trump is 10 days from a lifetime pension... he's not gonna resign. if you think he's gonna resign you're nuts.
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  354. or it's gravity fed and you tip it down to reload it... it's not always complicated.
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  355. biting isn't like peeing on the floor... you can get seriously hurt by an aggressive dog if you don't know what you're doing, not to mention hurting others which YOU would be liable for. it's just not worth it to keep a biter... though if anyone they bite report the dog to animal control the decision will be made for you anyways.
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  356. "our prophetabalanaanalaanalana insulted!" well maybe if you could say their name without slurring it all together...
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  357. sweden has amazing social services in general. and everyone hates socialism...
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  358. because you have to strain so hard to see you give yourself a nosebleed maybe?
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  359. well to be fair it wasn't really viable at the time... elon has made a bunch of improvements and poured a bunch of funding into it to make it even kinda decent. we only got one of those charging stations in my area a couple years ago and it's still like a 20min drive away and there are like 6 gas stations on the way there... so ya.
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  360.  @kendallkinsman7261  read the fine print... you don't actually have the right to a lawyer unless you're facing jail time.
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  361. don't you just hate it when you accidentally take acid while doing the weather?
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  362. 0:25 tho.
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  363. I want to see simon testing nicotine gum... then becoming addicted to it and trying to introduce it as a channel personality like the heater...
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  364. "someone almost hit me with their truck, then I thought hey let's put a line down the center to people know not to drive at me." it's amazing people got along before this...
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  365. probably just recorded something for BB lol.
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  366. probably just ask for the youtube manager...
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  367. in the editing room: "cut back to the radar tower. good, now some stock war footage. awesome! now back to the radar tower!"
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  368. pretty sure all the "issues" pointed out with the orc archer from LOTR were specifically added to convey that it's a very heavy and powerful bow.
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  369. "she's telling that man where to find the barbar! she's a witch!!"
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  370. if someone is spending 4 grand on a paper weight I sure hope they package it better than wrapping it with a couple layers of paper and tape it up >.>
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  371. after saying in a previous video you can legally rig a spring gun to defend yourself in your home...
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  372. title: "Eating Japan's Deadliest Dish" contents: asian guy pretending to be jermy clarkson.
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  373. gotta wonder how many geniuses through history had high-functioning autism and managed to hide it to avoid institutions or death... a lot of them have many traits consistent with it. I'm pretty sure tesla had some level of autism for example.
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  374. "stay away from the bottom of the capsule since it's radioactive... the latch to open the capsule also happens to be on the bottom."
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  375. so we don't know because the department of defense took over and classified anything even remotely promising... that's always a good sign.
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  376. "if we pay for roads the public won't pay for them..." heh.
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  377. why are we calling a press conference about a russian plane crash again?
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  378. lol... this discussion just highlight the disconnect between people with autism-spectrum disorders(myself included) and "normal" people... while some might see that as meaning to appreciate the things you have in common and or w.e someone with autism might see that as meaning to ignore or trivialize their struggles expecting the same of them as you would anyone else(often socially), which somtimes isn't quite possible or very difficult.
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  379. remember to socially distance yourself while fleeing the storm.
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  380. this guy looks like a cowboy... therefore he must know what he's talking about.
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  381.  @bella95  except it started in 2019...
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  382. had to re-watch that bit a few times to make sure I wasn't missing something... lol
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  383. but we can't say anything about it or it's islamiphobia... >.>
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  384. even with a minimum wage inflation means it needs to be increased every few years because employers aren't willing to do so on their own...
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  385. sure you can... just start another colony...
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  386. lol... domino's isn't even that good... focus on quality...
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  387. space weapons are banned... anyone capable would make ICBMs first.
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  388. open a curry restaurant in it?
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  389. I didn't need to hear her, I looked at it and saw them... some people.
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  390. it's obviously "chow-hair" >.>
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  391. probably not going to hurt you... but I don't really want to eat something that's designed to protect the cheese, if it's there to keep things off of/out of the cheese eating it seems kinda illogical.
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  392. heh... abe lincon with a bill bow.
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  393. exactly my point, you just can't eat a lot. Idk how messed up these peoples bodies must have been to be able to.
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  394. am I prognite?
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  395. people who don't abide by the law can use money... that guy just countered his own argument trying not to look like he supports illegal activities.
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  396. I do that too... it's how my parents always did it. idk how else people are draining their tuna :P
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  397.  @JS-wc4xs  I've never seen "pouch tuna"... but I'd imagine it's more expensive and has other additives to not need canning.
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  398. "the SS which stands for "shootzen stuffza"." "among them was the second panzer division "das ride"."
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  399. wtf is this guy talking about if you damage a tree you have to move to a new farm?! they're citrus trees, you can graft them.
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  400. ya know... I don't think I've ever actually seen a shuttlecock made with real feathers... or cork...
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  401. oh great, now we have tracking apps and people are just eating it up.
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  402. oh gawd... there are going to be like 50 knives and they're going to have things written on them and one will be a bat'leth.
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  403. it's amazing how some small indian villages have a grasp on the concept of supply and demand while others don't and sell their one-of-a-kind goods for next to nothing.
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  404. geeze, you know it's a european thing cuz they put on PPE when people and smacking some rocks together >.>
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  405. seems kinda sus...
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  406. "I'm going swimming with the krill!"
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  407. "who we can't afford to spare right now" ya... this week isn't good for an assassination... the president is VERY busy. hows next week for you?
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  408. I didn't even know this was supposed to be an alien movie when I watched it...
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  409. memes have been a concept for pretty much as long as people have been living in groups. there were memes in ancient rome and egypt and so on. also is that jim carey from ace ventura on that chicks leg?
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  410. here I thought you had huge gambling debts or something... you're crazy man.
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  411. I'm distracted by adam's beaver...
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  412. "we removed super sized items because there was too much on the menu..." um... that doesn't really reduce the number of options though...
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  413. no... it's not viable on a large scale.
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  414. with his other hand on a moving lathe... not smart.
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  415. ​ @mandinixx  they say it's not passed down, but I'm sure it is to some extent...my father showed classic signs of aspergers as I was diagnosed with and never got the help he needed... ended up just giving up on life as most do.
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  416. this just in: many jews attend jewish event.
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  417. Aaron, that's probably because he has a sense of humor...
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  418. that doesn't actually look like that much water?
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  419. can't be that important, no one could even be bothered to narrate it.
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  420. astronomers: hey bro, your satellites are blocking our view elon: want me to just put your telescope in space too?
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  421. it's like people who think they can get rid of credit card debt by cutting up their card...
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  422. don't forget radium and uranium in paint and enamel.
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  423. this is literally the dumbest video I've ever seen this guy make, he should stick to talking about media hardware.
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  424. well it doesn't present symptoms for like 2 weeks... so there are carries everywhere.
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  425. for like 10X what they're worth...
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  426. not like mythbusters was adams idea..
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  427. "UNREAL ENGINE 5 IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND NEW!!! but you should totally pay for a tutorial about unreal engine 3 because it's essentially the same..."
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  428.  @roncameron5782  I'm not saying they deserve it... though they do accept that risk. why isn't there a news story every time a firefighter is killed in the line of duty?
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  429.  @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas  kinda hard to use a PC with no monitor... I guess you could just click and hope it makes pleasing sounds?
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  430. "it's a pinger. much like the black box on a plane it's nothing like the black box on a plane because it's a pinger." good to know.
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  431. "lifetime bench" probably take most people a lifetime to afford one >.>
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  432. you know not of life in the north.
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  433. should have just nuked em...
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  434. I'd never have guessed.
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  435. he's laundering money through cheesecakes...
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  436. "it's something that doesn't interfere with your life until you need to use it." sounds about right.
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  437. as far as I was aware most people just get a bit of a rash from touching poison hemlock... kinda like poison ivy?
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  438. lol... I see the "auto animate speech" thing still looks like they're having a seizure... it's the same engine, just making game devs do less work so they can gouge you more for DLC.
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  439. also possible that there was another part to it that wasn't made of metal
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  440. "we use the same amount of food inda consumes in a day to feed a handful of people a meal"
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  441. they were standing there waiting!
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  442. lotta things you only do once. using a wire wheel in a t-shirt... grinding in a t-shirt... welding in a t-shit... ok, maybe it's just the shirts.
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  443. "I've always wondered what it feels like to get hit through a bulletproof vest... so I'm going to shoot at a watermelon." eeeeeeeeeyup.
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  444.  @aecall873  honda is a canadian business now? founded by tom and bob honda? pretty sure that's not a canadian company and never was.
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  445. more like mad ivan...
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  446. I guess it really must depend on the person.
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  447. batteries are still hardly good enough...
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  448. ya, every other swedish person is saying your pizza is cheaper... I think that's the definition of socialism?
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  449. though a lot more people are going to build a replica light saber than an x-wing...
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  450. they got tired of getting sued by people who were punched when one drove by...
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  451. ironic some of finest collections of weapons used in film and media are in canada... and yet canada is against that.
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  452. anyone: says something about japanese pronunciation every weebo: runs with arms flung out behind them to correct them
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  453. only in COD...
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  454. it'd be marvelous.
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  455. pretty sure this just confirmed everyone's fears that their likely unregistered gun will be taken if they try to do things the right way...
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  456. just the so-called professionals gaslighting nonsense is enough to drive one nuts...
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  457. that concrete dome is several feet thick and continually poured... it's designed to stand up to an attack.
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  458. in nazi germany bomb huges you.
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  459. so how did they turn the steel chain into gold?
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  460. before mouthful of fish shit: it's so small you don't even need to gut it!! after mouthful of fish shit: ya... you should probably go ahead and gut it.
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  461. how high are you?
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  462. "everyone has a drawer where they put extra plastic utensils... therefore not giving people extra utensils will keep them out of the landfills." good job karen.
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  463. damn americans think everything should belong to them... the island has permanent canadian residence and commercial activity, it's canadian.
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  464. that definitely looks more like crunched up cornflakes than gold...
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  465. something like worcestershire sauce might work. or maybe soy sauce in a pinch. not going to be the same though.
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  466. bitten my bigs? O.o
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  467. idc what color my TP is... it all ends up brown anyways. I'd use un-bleached brownish TP if it was cheeper. tho for some reason white looks softer. odd.
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  468. you wouldn't be eating a croissant while being gay...
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  469. I'm already using google... that's how I'm getting dumb notifications.
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  470. I got wood... furnace.
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  471. kinda like an english muffin crossed with a pancake...
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  472. bills secret agenda... OF SCIENCE!!!!1!
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  473. swallows carry them.
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  474. well... that was a pile of information.
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  475. there's a difference between being spiritual and being religious nuts...
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  476. it's not a good idea to drive too close behind a large truck anyways... for a variety of reasons.
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  477. there have been accusations of intel paying reviewers to bump their numbers for as long as I can remember...
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  478. could you imagine if everyone in america was entitled to the level of legal representation trump has? "your honor... you were appointed by obama! this is a violation of my rights!"
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  479. thanks doug. great cheesecake.
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  480.  @giroromek8423  top men.
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  481. I hardly noticed... which is a good thing since all I used to notice was how much I'd rather be listening to simon :P well done.
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  482. everyone thinks they have the best screw... square ones are best tho, phillips strip way too easily because of that slipout thing.
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  483. will will smith smith?
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  484. unless there's covid and they just hold a stupid streamer!
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  485. then tenacious D rocked them off.
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  486. this is canada now...
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  487. should have saved more I guess...
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  488. I thought they were called boomer-your-wrongs.
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  489. probably what most of us were thinking :P
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  490. put some of those crash test stickers on it.
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  491. they just can't give up on the propaganda...
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  492. speak for yourself lol
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  493. meanwhile canada's just sittin up here like "what's goin on, eh?"
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  494. I'm surprised this comment hasn't been censored yet...
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  495. "where should we put all these potentially infectious people for 2 weeks?" "ah, just stick em on the largest airforce base in the country... what could go wrong?"
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  496. I hope you find that thing that makes sense to your brain... there's most likely at least one thing that will flow freely. :)
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  497. this doesn't really explain what's happening very well...
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  498. "it was later discovered the wire was detonation cord." not gonna lie... I laughed. idiots.
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  499. most of the grocery stores around here have little bakeries in them making "fresh" bread. they probably still get it shipped in pre-mixed and frozen and just stick it in the oven, but it's better than that "sandwich bread" as you call it.
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  500. because you don't like good stuff?
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  501. "HE KNOW DAMN RIGHT!! MMMHM!! HE DID WRONG!! I'MA SHOW EM WHAT FO!"
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  502.  @Mortarman0341  well... he kinda needed someone like adam to make it fly... but ya mostly.
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  503. the early episodes aged better though... it's tacky AF re-watching things advertising websites and live chats that haven't existed for a decade.
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  504. how large of a log? is there an official state log? :P I was kinda hoping you'd talk about needing a license to fish on your own property though...
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  505. I'm guessing you'll spend about an hour hyping up a patch of dark earth only to admit you've come to no definite conclusions...
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  506. HA! GAY!
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  507. yup, they're the subs from the cow tipping video.
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  508. lol... only the rich like inflation. it keeps them perpetually ahead of everyone else.
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  509. in soviet russia store buys you.
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  510. I don't know what we'd do without "delight restaurant"...
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  511. good thing this guy pulled up next to the RCMP at the gas station or they may never have caught him...
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  512. one of my favorite images from mythbusters is adam wearing several hats on top of each other... always gives me a chuckle.
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  513. anyone else thinking "jello slime" just sounds like jello that didn't set right? "how would you like to pay more for less jello?! it's fun!"
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  514. what if I told you the secret is global warming is destroying the planet and that's elon musk's escape pod? or would you rather believe less reasonable crazy theories?
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  515.  @johnsmith1882-x2i  people have been doing that forever... it's big with cheap tools since they often go on sale for like 80% off in stores.
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  516. lol re-using passwords... they probably got brute forced and just see passwords being entered... obviously it must be the users fault.
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  517. this guy is so 80s.
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  518. really tho, why you make such a big deal out of it? 99% of the time you just blow it up anyways... I bet the US army hasn't actually disarmed a bomb in decades. easier to blow up the village.
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  519.  @Jodah175  maybe he should have spelled it jif then >.>
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  520. first off this is ridiculous and needs to go back to the countries it's being imported from. second they need to find better people to interview...
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  521. doug pretty much admitting all he cares about is votes... and money... why think about things? we don't need farm land!
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  522. never gonna raid you up~
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  523.  @Mike-jv8bv  I didn't say invented, I said widely available...
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  524. just a little disappointed this isn't a story about being attacked by a midget...
    4
  525. it's been more than 20 years since you had to know anything really... you just snap together some parts and 99.9999% of the time it works? it's not like programming a VCR :P
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  526. as a bit of an amature mixologist, other than being able to easily get different bitters (which can be a pain to locate) there isn't much going on there. the hard part is generally finding the correct base alcohol to fit the flavor profile of the recipe, so they're really not doing much for you. be better off buying a decent book of recipes and some full sized bottles of bitters.
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  527. "the myth I think didn't get the attention it deserved was the one we re-did 3 fucking times." ok adam, ya, meeting the president must have been pretty sweet.
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  528. how do you not see the utility of a mobile bunker? in who's mind is the ability to just roll a pillbox up to the front line not useful?
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  529. "no better place to celebrate americas independence" how about boston harbor? I'm not even american ffs...
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  530. Aluminanas?
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  531. though some things have indicator lights even when they're "off"... in which case it's pretty much got to be drawing some power. I'm not sure this is as common anymore but it definitely used to be pretty common... probably mostly on CRTs as you said :P
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  532. what does that have to do with this?
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  533. "breaking news: trump accepts no responsibility"
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  534. if running is a sport then so is sitting down...
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  535. the explination wasn't amazing, I didn't really get what it was doing until I saw him unhook it at the end.
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  536. you might mention that it's not all that weird in china for someone to just sleep at a table or do other things in public that some would find inappropriate.
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  537. should have just called the video "that time the CIA hacked iran"...
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  538.  @theelmonk  they've done studies that have shown people who work around those alarms on a regular basis tend to kinda tune them out.
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  539. "this shit is really fuzzy... which brings me to the sponsor of today's video; manscape"
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  540. - watches video about eiffel tower cons - gets an ad about travel to paris well played youtube.
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  541. ofc they do well, they're exempt from taxes and hardly have any expenses.
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  542. idk what the issue is... it's a thing people want. the journalists will always find an issue with everything.
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  543. indeed... I've felt uneasy about some of these videos I've been seeing of police aggressively confronting and subduing anyone even suspected of being a threat while people defend their actions... well maybe they shouldn't be shooting first and asking questions later. and why didn't they just taze the guy?
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  544. my dad said he used dynamite back in the day... the beavers haven't been an issue since.
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  545. you want me to use another piece of paper to envelop my piece of paper?? do I look like I own a paper mill!?
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  546.  @patriciaariley5810  ok... so given that scenario you'd rather be carted off by some "no neck bonecrushers" as you call them? I'd rather take my chances in my own home and at least leave a sign of a struggle for someone to follow than just walk off to who knows where without a peep... people these days will just go along with anything I guess.
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  547. when I was a kid and my friends wanted to do something stupid I said "no, that's fucking stupid." I wasn't super popular... but I still have all my limbs.
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  548. wana do something about the housing crisis? maybe change how it's possible for people to absorb a whole family's income by investing in real estate. there's no reason someone should be able to invest some money and be able to take others money without being regulated.
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  549. "he tried A lot." - random indian guy 2020
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  550. luckily autism seems to be much better understood these days and some professionals are being trained to understand it... there's still a ways to go, especially with public perception because of all the stigma and people not understanding that it's a spectrum disorder, but it will only get better in your daughters future. :)
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  551. oh no, my phone is turned off in my own home! someone must have killed me! also I always take my blanket to the pool.
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  552. hahaha, sucks to be american. hope you like bacardi.
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  553. lol... homeless people gonna be trying to get this to get a free warm bed and private room for 2 weeks.
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  554. I mean ya... you tend to "save money" when you don't do anything... you also tend not to make any money.
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  555. 3:10 someone else is laughing.
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  556. who's giving away potaoes? I'll take some.
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  557. should go check out him talking about the movie... it's not entirely accurate.
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  558. lmfao... second day without electricity... this is just a tuesday in ontario.
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  559. right? this has to be set up... which pretty much ruins the point of secret santa...
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  560. grab a marker and write "not" above the logos... problem solved.
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  561. because you agreed to pay 2k for rent... duh.
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  562. pensions for retired administrators mostly...
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  563. because he's a feminist.... duh.
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  564. he was de-burring it?
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  565. wouldn't be surprising if the government has workarounds for TOR seeing as it was developed by the government...
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  566. I can't help but feel like people are over-reacting trying to connect these events into some kinda focused attack against the TTC when in reality it just happens to be the closest place to find a group of people to lash out at...
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  567. h...they looked like a bl....da.... nvm it was aliens.
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  568. lol handrails... if one of them fell into that they'd probably just bend the bar or pop it out of the wood... then because they used one length of rope along the inside edge of the curve it'd just keep giving more slack and pulling posts...
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  569. those plants look straight outta Dr seus.
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  570. ya, I've been watching his videos for like a decade now... even when he tries to make a channel with only his voice I'm like "hey, isn't that simon whistler? I wonder what product he's endorsing today..."
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  571. "I am in isolation, here in the open giving a speech." how and when are you going to help canadians financially? it's fine to say that, but what does everyone do while they're losing their jobs and have no money to buy food?
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  572. not to mention the debris field that is not at all consistent with a plane impacting the ground, but rather a plane exploding in the air...
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  573. if you've ever touched one you'd know it's not plastic(or looked at the price tag).
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  574. guns make the queen nervous.
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  575. other than importing some cocaine into the US neither was escobar, most of his influence was on the national level.
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  576. very sad. bet she feels awful...
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  577. there's a pandemic... lets all gather to protest.
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  578. wow... I Haven't seen things this heated in the house since the accusitions of "fuddleduddle"...
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  579. too bad my country can't say no to corrupt leaders...
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  580. "lets hold a giant wrestling match to promote peace."
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  581.  @deniseboldea1624  you'd think he could have just dictated it to someone...
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  582. oh yay, another video on the yellowstone zone of death... besides being 99% sure you've done a video on this on one of your many channels already, tom scott actually went there for a recent video... sooo ya. he also actually interviewed a lawyer about it who said the judge would probably just make an exception and proceed with the trial.
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  583. that same music gets kinda annoying after a while...
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  584. BIIIIIILLLLL NYYYYEEEE THE SCIIIIEEENNNCCEEEE GUUUUYYY
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  585.  @ashrithjadra2026  because it's a thing a princess would have!!
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  586. it says without sufficient cause also... so it probably wouldn't even matter and the joke kinda sucks.
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  587. while wearing a bow with constellations on it.
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  588. wtf? individually fanned out sheets of royal toilet paper? pff.
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  589. I want a speed-o-stat!
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  590. I'd hardly call quebec a movement...
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  591. here's a lama, there's a lama, and another little lama.
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  592. they aren't called french muffins...
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  593. I could see it coming... dogo was obviously trying to chew through it.
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  594. as much as I like dogs I'd have told it to go lay down.
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  595. "it's 4 tons" got 2 guys trying to hold it in place by hand...
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  596. what? those things don't make something "ultra-processed"... if I sprinkle some MSG, spice extracts, and sodium phosphate on a carrot it doesn't become "ultra-processed food" lmao.
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  597. you'd think with the dire shortage of water they could figure out some sort of tap or trough or something so it doesn't just pour out all over the ground...
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  598. probably better to just bury it really deep in the middle of nowhere with no indication that there's something there. chances of someone randomly finding it in the future are slim.
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  599. sounds like you still don't know who he was...
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  600. i swear he said the N word repeatedly...
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  601. the guy who invented the wheelchair did more.
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  602. imagine being so black you're name is synonymous with racism in the southern states... imagine designing such a bad car your name is synonymous with failure... imagine being a member of a race that's so thrifty it's name is synonymous with being cheap... imagine so many other things.
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  603. it's pretty amazing how 2 people can totally ruin a name... not to mention a buddhist peace symbol.
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  604. nothing is invented in a vacuum, everything is based on ideas and concepts developed by someone else...
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  605. this was totally fair... you should see the netflix series about him, they paint him like a god.
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  606. they eat it... then lick the babies clean. wtf is that thumbnail tho.
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  607. synthetic dyes don't just contain one pigment either? this guy is just spouting nonsense.
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  608. I've been wondering about myths where they had to obscure the truth for legal reasons...
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  609. it's a meteor... they happen sometimes. there was another big one like a decade ago that exploded over russia... it was a big deal too... but no one thought it was aliens.
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  610. this should be an international investigation so there is no question of the results... stop screwing around, you know the stakes.
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  611. because they're essentially a subsidy of the US government?
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  612. yes, my setup is the bomb,. all your internet is now belonging to me. what say you?
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  613. ohhh... you're saying sprats, not sprouts. all this time I've been wondering what the big deal is with sprouts and how you even can them... then fishing for sprouts in the red sea... then it became clear it wasn't sprouts. lol
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  614. so you're saying trump was right?
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  615. LMAO! imagine going into battle and they hand you a cardboard helmet!
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  616. it's all debt... that's how the economy works. every country is in debt to each other and they just keep building up debt.
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  617. program on UK healthcare > starts with BS about american politics.
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  618. makes sense, I'd have guessed it was for hanging them in storage. guess it's possible they did that too :P
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  619.  Theswagger  I don't want to live on this planet anymore. beam me up elon.
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  620. "I'm confused... what does isolation mean? does it mean go for a jog? I'm more worried about the stupidity of people than anything else...
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  621. @submalevolent grace right, viruses do awful in flu season.
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  622.  @FLPhotoCatcher  wtf does any of this have to do with the video being sponsored by bill gates?!
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  623. I set you up the bomb.
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  624. meanwhile in germany... "ve should not have sold ze sviss zose planes." "shnizer! zey got ze better plane! give zem more planes."
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  625. through the magic of buying the company that makes them...
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  626. yup, they're bombing something... otherwise they'd have a statement.
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  627. can't under-fund the health care system for decades and expect it to be there when you need it...
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  628. I've had a yeast culture on my counter for the last year or so... why are people struggling to keep one for a week in the fridge?
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  629. I really don't see what your all uptight about...
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  630. that floor could have sat in the ground for millions of years if some religious people didn't destroy it... typical.
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  631. "our stuff didn't really matter, but at least someone used it!" that's just so british...
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  632. quick! nuke em! they already have skinless dogs over there!
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  633. it's impossible to be passionate about something without hating something else...
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  634. yay, simon is talking about nuclear chicken again.
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  635. "I'm going to say mom instead of mom" ok then. so if you call your mother "mom" you're calling her a tit?
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  636. dwarfism is a scientific term ffs! >.>
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  637. this is weird AF.
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  638. last I heard they were blaming semi-automatic weapons...
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  639. a riot is just a crowd you don't like... same things apply.
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  640.  @teflonpan115  sorry to hear that :<
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  641. don't judge the goats. don't judge oldschool web pages.
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  642. "some horses were allowed to have a lot of sex" THE ABUSE!!!!
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  643.  @MJW238  if the towns drinking water is open enough that a horse can take a dump in it just imagine all the birds doing the same thing... and birds are much more likely to carry diseases. when's the last time you heard of a horse flu?
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  644. at least back then the dentists didn't do un-needed work to milk your insurance company...
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  645. is this video about george washington carver or how to sound extremely awkward talking about anything related to racism?
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  646. it's "ok now" because a sponsor pulled out 6 months ago... there's 6x as many ads now because youtubers are suddenly poor.
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  647. I got an espresso machine the past christmas that was broken and had parts missing... sure they just replace it, but it's a big letdown.
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  648. don't even think they can use mushrooming ammo in war, it's all metal jacket so you get clean through and through wounds giving wounded soldiers the best chance to recover. it's supposed to be about winning the war, not brutally maiming the enemy population.
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  649. we already are getting help. some of us aren't greedy. and everyone saying it's a waste of money can go live in the US, that's the country for you.
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  650. that's interesting how the alleged shooters name changed...
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  651. "made in usa with global components"? literally the only components are the bits... so it was made in china and packaged in america? I'm pretty impressed that the one that seems to be the best for the money is the one I saw on an infomercial though lol.
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  652. prolly been louder sounds in history at some point... "loudest sounds in recorded history" would have been more accurate.
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  653. "I've never owned a gun... so my opinion on them probably isn't that valuable." -half the comments
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  654.  @WikiSnapper  it's not like he's wearing loose fitting gloves of rubbing it over with some sort of cloth that could pull his fingers in, calm down.... the best part of not wearing gloves if you can get your fingers the fuck out in a hurry. NEVER wear gloves in a shop.
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  655. don't think it had anything to do with mosquito eradication... there are still puddles in america. besides, there are like a bazillion more mosquitos up here in canada and not much malaria.
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  656. global epidemic? says WHO?
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  657. you'd best stop looking into this sort of thing if it affects you that much...
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  658. fake friends...
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  659.  @gelatogremlin  they don't like sherks.
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  660. who stores fireworks in bags anyways? what is this? loony toons?
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  661. this is the problem with these opinions... you can't produce food on a commercial scale with permaculture and you don't need to destroy the land to produce things on a commercial scale. there are time tested techniques to produce food on an industrial level in a reasonable sustainable way... they just aren't as productive as those destructive ways... but people still practice those methods.
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  662. lol, why throw things away when you can sell them to people in "mystery boxes" and let them throw it away for you.
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  663. william robinson... if you're surprised he isn't chinese...
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  664.  @CP-jk3tc  they might have to climb a hill.
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  665. "where were going, you don't need bikes."
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  666. technically "nowhere to go" isn't quite right... it's the difference in the density of materials (glass and air) having a mix-matched ability to transfer the energy
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  667.  @mtrey13302  tell the people making the fryers to make a basket that can fit more than 3 fries then >.>
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  668. "I have another channel called mega beards... it's about beards."
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  669. "I run them under the tap and the water just sliiides off like some sort of magical physics object" - proceeds to vigorously strike shoe against counter to dislodge water
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  670. "I was alive and could move... so I immediately did the thing you should never do if you injure your neck"
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  671. and probably the 4th where he at least mentions nazis...
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  672.  Cecil Gordon  go buy a '$100 socket set" for $25 and sell it for $80 on ebay.
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  673. lacks happy little trees.
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  674. is this dude not aware rain is a thing?
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  675. figured it was fluoride... most people don't know tea contains fluoride... or that it makes teeth and bones brittle as well as hard.
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  676. you mean you don't bring a machete when you go to the beach? what if you got attacked by a sea/lake monster?! or a shark?! or a giant penis?!
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  677. oh no... well good thing he can afford healthcare.
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  678. good... it's kinda a huge thing in the trucking industry for either the company to pressure the driver into driving more than they should or the driver to drive more to make more money... both lead problems.
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  679. lmao, same. I finally realized he wasn't saying sprouts when he talked about fishing for them in the red sea :P
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  680. probably won't be much left of the cockpit if you crash anyways...
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  681.  @masterofchaos7428  haha... more or less tho.
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  682. only semi-automatic cutlery.
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  683. wow, this thing looks like it's straight outta command and conquer.
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  684. so that's who jeremy punched...
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  685. did it end up happening? and did it make much difference?
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  686.  @dfjanus8014  prolly try to put me in the damn car >.>
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  687. oh ok... everyone has to wear a mask now to protect the children. but little timmy can still go around licking door knobs... some people just don't think it seems.
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  688. hard to keep track of those spy balloons... and what's on them...
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  689. umm... wood is compostable though.
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  690. because something can make sense by law, but not necessarily by logic...
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  691.  @cleverusername9369  to some a spade is a spade...
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  692. what sort of person instinctively knows the sound of a giant tank of molasses exploding?
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  693. no one liked award shows... they were on instead of what you actually wanted to watch. funny how viewers fell off about the same time as on demand streaming became a thing... almost like people weren't forced to watch these award shows due to it being on literally every channel anymore...
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  694. it IS unnecessary... and it DOES show insecurity...
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  695. I mean, it's technically 2 places... but kinda the same point on the arm. and that dudes name sounds too much like phallus...
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  696. didn't they teach you that in school?
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  697. you keep flying I imagine?
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  698. nailed it. :P
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  699. step one: create something that works step two: charge an arm and a leg step three: profit
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  700. in soviet russia bread buys you.
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  701. if I ever get interviewed by adam savage for a job I'll be 100% sure to bring a model of a '57 chevy.
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  702. there are so many more points that indicate that this wasn't a simple malfunction... 1. where is this mysterious footage of the plane impacting the ground that I keep hearing about but no one seems to have? 2. why is there no point of impact? 3. all of the wreckage is charred indicating that the plane was at least fully engulfed in flames, most impacts seem throw some doors or panels or something that will still have paint on them 4. in the commonly circulated footage there is a shot of someone standing on a piece of the body with where the metal is peeled back in a way that indicates a force from the inside pushing out.
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  703. if you think about it using symbols to represent ideas is a devolution of language... what's next? going back to using thorns?
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  704. have you looked to the south lately? lol.
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  705. can't believe there's a one piece TCG... what's next? stretch armstrong TCG?
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  706. right? not like you can stop those trucks on a dime... it's not a minivan.
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  707. "we can only get data from black boxes that weren't in crashes"
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  708.  @Alovon  people forget how little money is worth now...
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  709.  @yeetghostrat  sounds like brainwashing to me... I've been told by multiple medical professionals they don't do that anymore. how about not spreading BS?
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  710. AI is just going to be a tool that makes things easier... though like with any tool that improves quality of life, those who used to profit off people struggles lose work. the ice man hated the refrigerator too... as did the milk man... the fridge put a lot of people out of business, but we're better off with them.
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  711. and people are still working for them why?
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  712. they went through this because if they didn't they'd have to do it after the pandemic and that's what they'd be judged on... now they have another 4 years or w.e
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  713. why am I watching a video about rome's sack?
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  714. if there are so many experts there talking about how it's totally legit why not interview one of them? more like the cops are too scared to do their jobs because they've never had to do so before...
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  715. why does it look like they're arresting disabled people? something about this is off... I suppose only time will reveal the true nature of these events.
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  716. india actually built nukes because of an integer overflow error.
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  717. I've been doing a lot of research also, and it tells me to nuke china.
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  718. they realllly gotta stop adding letters to that acronym...
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  719. fun fact: my cawk is also more powerful than a traditional telescope. and yes, I'm accepting money for no reason.
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  720. how is there less water to go around when the glaciers are constantly melting and the ocean rising? seems like more water to me... people just need to manage and transport it better.
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  721. make a channel about making channels.
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  722. the one who turn on the camera are trying I think... but they don't want to mess up their careers.
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  723. they each spent 5 million dollars!! 5 million! a few people could chip in 20 bucks.
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  724. but how does the handycaped person get out of the car when it tips over going around a corner and catches fire?
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  725. "to keep the power flowing around the world!" wind is like what? 10% of global power generation if that?
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  726. you're free to do what you want... as long as it's what they want.
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  727.  @TheHellogs4444  next you're gonna try to tell me the earth is round...
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  728. also it's cold out...
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  729. I got the feeling a few times they kinda just stopped investigating and said something was "plausible", or even going as far as to say something was busted when the investigation was seeming to be pointing to at least plausible... generally when there was a government entity involved...
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  730.  @TheFourthWinchester  I guess you missed the part where I said I've bought things from retail stores that were improperly repacked...
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  731.  @kiidkief-topic6070  what? autism can't be diagnosed at birth... there's no blood test for autism or anything like that. it's diagnosed based on behavior so the kid has to be old enough to be doing something to diagnose >.>
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  732.  @TodayIFoundOut  what? you made a video on the fact that you need to make a video at least 10 minutes long?
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  733. sparkling water sucks...
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  734. if you know much about alcohol you know it wouldn't be fun to swim in it...
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  735. unless you're in france, then an emergency siren sounds like gay guys having a 3some.
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  736. I imagine somewhat, tho generally when people get a tattoo they pick an artist who's style they like.
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  737. "were out on the range today, so please forgive any artillery fire"
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  738. I guess someone figured out they could increase the length of the video by including simon looking shit up :P
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  739. I find it somewhat questionable that someone capable of building or somehow obtaining a nuke would think they could just pop one off and no one would notice...
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  740. and yet again the US proves themselves to have the most barbaric and cruel society...
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  741. it's good that there's a program to give them a better education and skills they can use to get better jobs.
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  742. almost like the eyes follow you when you move... almost like they're really cameras and the man is watching!
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  743. "spooky action at a distance"
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  744.  @hightonesdrifterkent6600  and it's hilarious a bunch of hipsters think they can do what many nations have failed and fallen over...
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  745. riiight... probably just says he's going to do stuff at one of his various houses and sleeps when no one is around?
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  746. allow me to answer your question with a question... if you could build a castle would you choose to build a simple house?
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  747. you must have had some really cheep plastic, pop bottles work great.
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  748. doesn't seem to have "slammed" into it all that hard...
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  749. did you really think star wars was real?
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  750. so china not making iphones for a month is going to collapse the global economy? w.e...
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  751. isn't the gong show american anyways? I've never heard anyone say that.
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  752. just use plasma... it's the solution to all of america's problems. also warp speed. beam me up america.
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  753.  @Daddyme92  o bby.
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  754. apparently the CIA used some old actors face cast as the base for their disguises for decades :P
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  755. that's what people said 20 years ago... then the phones got smaller... then people wanted tablets that are essentially enormous phones... then people want anything colored green... then people want this and that stupid thing.... the world is hilariously ridiculous.
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  756. because every time anything happens someone wants to be the hero who comes up with a solution to the non-problem...
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  757. If I were to guess I'd say the caterpillars heard that woman's singing and high-tailed it outta there.
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  758.  @JJAAAACCKK  very? I doubt they were workin for $80 a month because they didn't want more money...
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  759. top tip: if the cops repeatedly ask you if they can do something and imply that they have to do it it's because they can't do it without your consent... if they could they'd just do it.
    3
  760. you really need to stop using that 6month old picture of simon in the thumbnails... his beard is like 6 inches longer now lol.
    3
  761. with fires hot enough to compromise the structural integrity of steel... how else?
    3
  762. my dad always blamed the italians for dandelions... lol
    3
  763. "there's a lot that she can do." lol as much of a hypeshow as this guy is, he calls it when the owner has encouraged their dogs issues.
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  764. it hit me in the nuts.
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  765. I love how americans complain about every president they elect... and then proceed to elect someone worse.
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  766. can't have an opinion these days without being blamed for inciting insurrection >.>
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  767. it can't be that hard if they did it twice so they could take the camera out of the engine...
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  768. that's my first thought... it doesn't really matter how it fell over just that it was able to fall over and injure someone in the designated waiting area.
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  769. was the analyst you had on the other day not biased enough for you? had to find someone who's more anti-trump?
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  770. always thought it'd be funny if you did some ridiculous fake topic and were just like "no, that's in no way true." maybe for april fools...
    3
  771. don't go breaking styangy farts. just remember micheals advice!!
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  772. it's funny how one of their names is walter whitehead.
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  773. on one side, landlords get rich quick schemes aren't working out... on the other people can't afford a home to live in... I wonder who I should side with?
    3
  774. hela cells have been indispensable in medical research, even if she didn't give permission she did the world a great service and I can't believe anyone would be so selfish as to not what that.
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  775. half of your videos are good and interesting, and half are SJW pandering bitchy nonsense... this is one of the latter.
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  776. I'm not buying that a hole with scratch marks all around it was there this whole time and no one noticed... space equipment is manufactured with the highest level of precision and quality control and you're saying someone accidentally drilled a messed up hole in it and was just like "no... that's fine."?
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  777. FUCKING NAZITUBE!!!!!!
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  778. well maybe people shouldn't have made a mockery of the law to harass trump...
    3
  779. I'm not going to be convinced to be a test subject by a minute chance at a cash prize... give me 100% chance at 100k and I'll do it.
    3
  780. never heard him trying to get donations for trees... trees are free.
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  781. omg... if someone in canada spoke the truth like that irish woman they'd be marked as a terrorist... imagine putting yourself and your own country first...
    3
  782. one of the most powerful arguments is "ok, you go think about that and get back to me."
    3
  783. what about bone records? and idk why youtube wouldn't support this, it's both educational and historically significant.
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  784. "those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - not Dr. seus
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  785. build a wall to keep -isms out!
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  786.  @aarushchaubey516  how exactly? they literally shit in that river... those flowers aren't causing a problem karen.
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  787. youtube recommendations are worse than facebook lol...
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  788. james mays is the sort of person I wish I were... why does no one pay me to be a grumpy twat?
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  789. omfg... all this fear mongering about school shooting and now they've gone and killed someone carrying a pellet gun... and give me a break it's still a firearm
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  790. probably would have been better off using the motor end as a massive club...
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  791. they're too busy looking into hyperloops...
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  792. lol whip manufacturers... "NO HORSES!? what are people going to whip now?!"
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  793. the mains running through the alps...
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  794. this sort of bullshit is why employers don't want to hire disabled people... can't fire them without it being international news.
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  795. "headin up for a visit eh? just don't go causing any problems okeh?"
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  796. until it's not...
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  797. lol... pretty much sums it up. no super sized corn syrup beverages and less sugar and more fermented grains v.s. denatured grains
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  798. 8:34 basically describing society...
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  799. it's hard to admit they aren't all awful... it's a lot easier when they manage their own people and stop calling me racist for pointing out how awful their people are.
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  800. NEIN!! DAS PLANE!
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  801. simon: if you're a learner like I am... also simon: I don't remember anything I talk about lmao...
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  802. they make it seem like crystals haven't always been forming and there's some big crystal gap... they've always been forming and constantly work their way up to the surface.
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  803. what? he died twice?
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  804. "intentional"? na, someone accidentally recorded a countdown and rigged it to a bomb...
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  805. if you were a plant you'd think all farmers are monsters... rounding up a bunch of one type of plant on some farm...
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  806. with lies and slander...
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  807. this guy sounds like trump.
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  808. but they contaminated their own water... I mean it must be bad if they can't taste the plastic in bottled water.
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  809. "millions of dollars donated by most nations... and bill gates."
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  810. dudes mother just died and the natives are already clawing at the door >.>
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  811. tbh I don't give half a shit about somalia or their politics... but the fact remains that there are fish and they have ships and trying to argue that they're being environmentally conscious is ridiculous.
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  812. all that weathering made the gun look almost as old as his blow dryer.
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  813.  @AlasdairGR  selective breeding isn't the same as genetic modification... that's like calling a tornado a landscaping project.
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  814.  @RaiderOfTheLost  you cared enough to reply... lol
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  815. can't wait to watch the next video with the "explicit language" warning :P
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  816. bills bow tie... OF SCIENCE!!
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  817. wana see stupid design? your laptop got wood. also, just don't get a webcam... or a laptop.
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  818. amazing how freaked out americans get by milk in a bag...
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  819. wow a $9 computer! you just need about $100 worth of other hardware and accessories to make it work...
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  820. I always thought it seemed obvious that using dark powers (mostly lightning) drained the emperor in a literally physical way... idk who thought his face melted.
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  821. he really just looked nervous in general...
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  822. who wasn't thinking this?
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  823. 60,000 PSI waterjet v.s. 60,002 PSI water jet.
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  824. thumbs up if you want to see simon wear a T-shirt.
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  825. lol... why am I getting notifications about this BS? and what non-white country allows gay marrige? pretty sure a lot of them still kill people for being gay ffs...
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  826. interesting.
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  827. gawd, it feels so awkward every time norm touches anything.
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  828. he opens his eyes at the end too... but lol.
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  829. HOW DARE YOU CALL OUT BILL!! bill knows.
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  830. what about corn chowder and tomato bisque?
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  831. omg I'm smarter than I thought I was!?
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  832. you must not have seen the early seasons...
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  833. it's neither, it's just "chips". you don't say potato crisps...
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  834. aaron, wtf man. that's nuts.
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  835. her mouth probably shows up on satellites...
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  836. wise people will not care... but still know this meaningless tidbit.
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  837. I like how obama makes you feel like he's talking to you... trump makes you feel like you're watching the tonight show or something.
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  838. someone died doing their job! alert the media!
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  839. wonder how long it'll be before it comes out that google is also in the governments pocket censoring comments and pushing what they want people to see...
    2
  840. just lay in that puddle and weld...
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  841. if it's anything like an RPG with a percussion cap type detonator it requires a target of sufficient density to trigger, it seems reasonable if the projectile missed any bones it might not receive the required force. as long as you don't smack the tip or drop it when you pull it out it shouldn't be much more dangerous than loading such a projectile.
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  842. "how most people misunderstand the schoolgirl cat experiment"
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  843. omg, I can see a penis!
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  844. it's been NATO v.s. russia since the cold war... look at the weapons they use; AK47s, RPGs, scud storms... iran is just a russian proxy and china is their industrial might... prepare for WW3.
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  845. because it was the largest publicity stunt of modern times? you think they aren't going to make sure russia saw it?
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  846. simon did some other video about it if I recall.
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  847. until all these people clustered on the street get sick and america falls apart...
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  848. "if you don't live on the ISS get nord VPN so you can watch movies on netflix without region locks!" squandered opportunities...
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  849. AFAIK this is the first time it's actually been publicly stated that jamie is "on the spectrum"... as someone who is also "on the spectrum"(still don't really like that term...) growing up alongside mythbusters I always suspected jamie had a similar condition but despite my having looked into it I could never actually find anywhere it was actually stated. I really wish he were willing to speak more on coping with society and other aspects people with these sort of conditions struggle with, but I can understand his reluctance to do so... and many other things. tho I do wonder when you found that out and if that was a factor in your teasing him less over the years or if that was totally "professional respect" as you've previously claimed.
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  850. ofc adam has a "library"... ofc he does... because where else do you put your beaver?
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  851. that was sad...
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  852. and it doesn't even need it... it just detects when someone is logging in from a strange IP and blocks them...
    2
  853. I've never heard it...
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  854. shall we play a game? :p
    2
  855. I mean arguably the *sea*mans act should only have applied to vessels on the open sea... not lake ferries.
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  856. though covering drying meat in spices helps to keep bugs from eating it.
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  857. in canada we christen ships with maple syrup.
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  858. lol. you're a trooper.
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  859. who sells old keys? I've never seen anyone selling a bowl of keys.
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  860. the world isn't supposed to be a popularity contest >.>
    2
  861. the earth just looks round because your eyes are round... duh.
    2
  862. "but little did the operators know how little the operators knew..."
    2
  863. battle blimps and guys dropping bombs over the sides of biplanes are some of the most entertainingly ridiculous war machines :P
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  864. I imagine it allows the pilot to sit, and possibly adjust their posture. what's that thing that says "emergency use only" though? that seems interesting.
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  865.  @undertyped1  right... you need long term studies to realize long term effects.
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  866. once thought to be extinct... a long time ago...
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  867. just tell an oil company they can have the oil if they remove it...
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  868. ya... a bunch of old newsreel is totally comparable to the collective knowledge of humanity...
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  869. haha, smart move not actually asking for change.
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  870. it's the little scams that get ya... like paying 5 cents for a damn plastic bag!
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  871. $1200 for living expenses in the 1850s?? that's gotta be like a few hundred grand today...
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  872.  Yung Dagga Dick  right lol, the ones who don't make it don't make the news and 3 days is hardly a record... probably a bunch of people who have survived at sea for months and died but you'd never know about them.
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  873. no, I'm talking about the kid that was stranded on a raft for like 2 months... and not the life of pi.
    2
  874. simon just like "ha... they should have used my beard oil..."
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  875. so they more assembled a hospital in 10 days
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  876. A&W has the best chicken sandwich anyways... gets your fries at Mc. donalds then get your chicken sandwich and drink at A&W.
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  877. @Real Boy ok... if you want to be proud of wearing a cloth soaked in literal shit have at it...
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  878. censorship sucks.
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  879. must have been on the T.V. :P
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  880. whats wrong with peanut butter and celery? stick a few raisins on there...
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  881.  deplorably yours  a black man invented peanut butter!!
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  882. did anyone actually listen to this guy saying it's important to specify that these were incendiary devices, not explosives? cuz global sure didn't.
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  883. I mean... any reasonable person could deduce that it's a scam designed to offload sub-par wines under the guise of "trying to determine your preferences"... "hey, if you but like 20 bottles of shit wine no1 in their right mind would want we'll "learn what you like" and send you something that isn't swill!"
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  884. only 160 billion? thought for sure it'd be into the trillions by now... there are people worth almost that much ffs. so the combined effort of all of humanity is worth like 1.5 rich mofos...
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  885. lol gunner...
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  886.  @skroowi8105  hehe right, think I remember hearing something like that.
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  887. hmm... fake facts perpetuated to scare women off having sex... I'm guessing christians are involved.
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  888. russia be like "what tower?"
    2
  889. so hows that ablation problem going? they getting more than like 6 shots before needing a new barrel yet?
    2
  890. we were still mourning zellers...
    2
  891. everyone forgets just how awful touchscreen keyboards were back when the first Iphone came out... I didn't want one either.
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  892.  @jamesclarke2789  that's not really overly relevant to the point I was making...
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  893.  @jamesclarke2789  well, that's not really overly relevant to the point I was making...
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  894. if they're designed well they somehow can't physically open if you're flying too fast.
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  895. really 2020? a volcano now? and a massive oil spill?! good job... waiting for one of these rockets to crash now.
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  896. just remember where everything is in the pile...
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  897. wtf government guidelines to produce reduced sugar chocolate? how about telling people to eat less candy?!
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  898. space force one?
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  899.  @markkelly8674  don't even with 9/11... there was a video of a plane obviously coliding with the world trade center on 9/11... you can say the building was demolished afterwards but that's just a theory. the facts show that a plane collided with the towers and they likely lacked the redundant structure to remain standing... just like the facts here lack a video of the plane colliding with the ground and no noticeable point of impact... you could clearly see a point of impact on the world trade centers... planes definitely collided with them... you're really not good at this deductive reasoning thing m8.
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  900. were not weak, eh! sorry.
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  901. all that disturbing debris... where's this video of the plane actually crashing into the ground that I keep hearing about? until I see either that footage OR any evidence of a point of impact I'm convinced this place exploded in the air.
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  902. ya... I'm going to willingly do something that was deemed too cruel for a prison sentence >.>
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  903. "I'm simon whistler, I talk and people pay me."
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  904. here's from canada pretending we care~
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  905. fiber optics are so good for long range communication specifically because it's long range, people like stock traders will pay billions of dollars to shave a few milliseconds off their latency...
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  906. as a canadian I don't even know who he is...
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  907. I wasn't until you mentioned chicken...
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  908. this BLM fantasy that she didn't get payed because she was black is getting old... she wouldn't have gotten payed if she was white either!
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  909. ya, and their chinese "product verification" probably just checks that the ID is valid so every company can just knock it off using the same "valid ID" lmao... cuz classic lazy china.
    2
  910. had the concept worked I wonder if you could just spray the disk with some sort of clear varnish to keep the air from directly touching it.
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  911. so that's how all these attack helicopters got on the internet...
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  912. people weren't concerned about fumed from gas stoves until they started sealing up every crack in their homes to make them "more efficient"... many homes aren't that air tight. the bigger issue here is this social phenomenon where people feel important for having "saved" people from some sort of danger... so they invent problems that aren't problems.
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  913. shoot em all, they're putting everyone at risk.
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  914. they didn't "get spicy" lol... they were always spicy. they evolved to be eaten by birds which don't have the receptors to feel the burn. people bred them to be less spicy... and we've done more to spread the plant than birds :P
    2
  915. -the price is right theme plays
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  916.  @OnlyLyricsMatter  BOB!!
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  917. really the only logical explanation for the crew of a submarine to just all suddenly die and sink is some sort of failure of the air systems... you don't really notice CO2 buildup or lack of oxygen.
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  918. oppressing their oppression of everyone else...
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  919. I'm actually massively uninterested...
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  920. there are things you can only really do on a gas stove though, due to the cycling of the elements on electric ones... those moca pot coffee makers come to mind.
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  921. seems so...
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  922. my thermostat is a bimetallic mercury tilt switch... I just don't break it, it's fine.
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  923. how is this even a question? the body is a relatively sterile environment. when you remove it from the body it gives extermal elements the opportunity to colonize or infect it.
    2
  924. I guess they left their tasers back at the station?
    2
  925. the cover could just be her making that disgusted face she's constantly making...
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  926. how would they even know what a radio tower looked like? they weren't dropping radio towers on them >.>
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  927. would you have put it past the soviets to actually remove a whole town though?
    2
  928. here they just started charging people 5 cents for bags that cost a fraction of a cent to make... because making money is good for the environment.
    2
  929.  @barthamstra9186  ikr? he's trying so hard to make it look not totally disgusting :P
    2
  930. though I actually watched a more law-related video on this... and had they been present and monitoring the traps it would have been legal... so if you were present and chasing a trespasser through your pirate dungeon it would probably be fine. they probably would have been better off claiming they had no knowledge of the shotgun citing the numerous break ins as evidence...
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  931. I'm thinking there's going to be at most like 10% difference.
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  932. that law you mentioned specifically says it applies to horse-drawn carriages... not a person mounted on a horse. on another note, I've never seen the menonites horses pulling their carriages wear diapers.
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  933. pretty sure you're supposed to call a doctor if your erect for more than 4 hours, let alone 20 years.
    2
  934. having an assistant probably helps...
    2
  935. of those picture hanging strips are over-priced pre-cut velcro...
    2
  936. what? so you can legally set up a spring gun if there's direct harm to your life and it doesn't kill anyone? so in a situation where you don't have time to set up a spring gun you can use it in a way that's questionably effective? pff.
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  937. in fear of being grouped in with sissy girl putin...
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  938.  @hmmm2668  to avoid the issue of infinite magazines?
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  939. just gotta go grab some "canadian things"... be back later.
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  940. because if it were on the right it'd be engine 1.
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  941. if everybody did these things people who did wouldn't stand out and everyone would get tickets anyways...
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  942. lolwhat women are a minority now? how can statistically 50% of the population be a minority?!
    2
  943. ya... I'm sure there were just a bunch of secret documents just sitting around at a naval briefing in vietnam lol
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  944. pretty typical actually... but ya it's kinda funny.
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  945. "we can't force anyone to evacuate... but if anyone tries to get back in we can arrest them."
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  946. it's rewarding skill... you need high skill to pull off these high risk things. and idk why you keep saying she failed the tripple, shes still on her feet. idk what it's even supposed to look like, but it's obviously a small flaw. if she was sitting on her ass crying and they gave her a higher score then you might have a point...
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  947. the nature of infinity means you'll eventually come to a larger number that will evenly divide back to 1, as the number one is the unit all numbers are based upon. 1000 is 1000 1s. it's all 1. it's like asking if there's a number you can multiply by 1 that won't remain the same.
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  948. was thinking this also.
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  949. try pepperoni and pineapple.
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  950. mmm
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  951. "sorry bob you'll have to sit this one out, I made the table too small."
    2
  952. so what about all the big box stores that have pharmacies or sell some sort of food? most of them seem to these days >.>
    2
  953. if only someone was allowed to weaponize space we could have nuclear scale explosions with no fallout...
    2
  954. except we don't eat old people or children...
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  955. so what if other nations did it before? all the more reason for china to know better.
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  956. ya, but we don't use the term as casually.
    2
  957. it's kinda funny how people weren't aware that these places contract other companies to make things like their cups or buns or w.e in other countries rather than shipping everything from america around the world :P
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  958. anyone else find it weird how simon cant pronounce "china" but seems to have no problem with arab languages? what part of czech slavia are you from again?
    2
  959. I thought this was going to be boring... until simon butchered that word. also yay, he got a shirt that isn't exploding!
    2
  960. "it was the slaves! I totally didn't make them do it!"
    2
  961. guess you weren't paying attention... you need a specific phage for each type of bacteria. that's why it's stupid, every time there's a new bacteria you need to go find a new phage to kill it.
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  962. this isn't even actually permaculture ffs... it's reasonable gardening.
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  963. "allegedly."
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  964. @Strawberry Cream maybe it was about will riker.
    2
  965. and then went on to only outline weak medicines that you basically can't go wrong with... if it's strong enough to be effective it's strong enough to hurt you and none of these are.
    2
  966. for show... no rural area has them. they're just there to look fancy for you city folk.
    2
  967. I was thinking the other day it would be interesting if everyone had electric cars and they were used to store power from solar or w.e instead of building massive dedicated battery banks... but then your car would never be fully charged and could potentially have very little charge in it when needed and no one wants that.
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  968. what result did you expect? assimilation didn't work on the french either...
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  969. or if japan hates them so much just kick them out...
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  970. you're missing a key part of the equation... you can't grow oil and you can't stick a solar panel on a tank. edit: they even literally said that was the reason and you ignore it... ok bye.
    2
  971. one word... outdated concepts oh wait, that was 2 words...
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  972. damnit swedish people, stop saying your local pizza is cheaper... learn what socialism is. I don't want to hear about your bananapeel powered busses either... or your fiber internet... or your flatpack furniture... or your rotten canned fish... were not all socialist.
    2
  973. I love how there's a water heater just randomly in the middle of the storage area... cuz we all know those never fail catastrophically.
    2
  974. if this isn't what a nuke is for idk what they're for...
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  975. man, everyone is using the same AI vocieover now...
    2
  976. nuclear reactors really aren't that much... it still relies on the same generators as most other power sources.
    2
  977. I hate things.
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  978. pretty sure hes saying sofi wrong too?
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  979. the part grant failed to mention is the blades wouldn't explode til they hit the bone....
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  980.  @MJW238  I've never seen a buggy being pulled by an entire herd of livestock... when brings us back to the point of why the water source is so open and in the way that there are animals of conveyance pooping in it?
    2
  981.  @MJW238  since someone posted a comment about the amish on a video about someone riding a horse in town...
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  982. it's not a permanent body modification... you're not being branded... just put on a damn mask when you go out. you shouldn't be going out anyways so it shouldn't be a problem.
    2
  983. he'd just do the logical thing and nuke em.
    2
  984. oh my this is a long voyage... I require the "services" of a "nurse".
    2
  985. everyone expected this...
    2
  986. it sounded like a good idea to make windows update update other programs and drivers... but allowing 3rd parties to use the system opens it up to vulnerabilities.
    2
  987. someone simply put a feather in their hat and called it macaroni...
    2
  988. their mainstream quality...
    2
  989. wow... it didn't dawn on me until now how actually useless an EV is when you can't actually work on one yourself... have fun working with 800V or paying for someone with not only a mechanics license but also a high-voltage electricians license...
    2
  990.  @logitech4873  except the ones that aren't... like working on a T.V. is perfectly safe, unless you touch something that isn't lol
    2
  991. I guess you could do a video on broken arrows if you haven't yet...
    2
  992. omg... people get so defensive when you suggest animals might have thoughts and feelings too. they just have to find some "explanation" how the animal is only acting on instincts or hormones or w.e... like we don't have instincts or hormones...
    2
  993. DEM DARN CANADIANS DOIN ALL THA HEAVY LIFTIN!!
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  994. you forgot the part where she asks for the managers manager...
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  995. good call. I hear people talking about this a lot and never thought about it since I learned to use a grinder from my father who always had it set up properly. I've never felt like I've been unable to control an angle grinder, when set up and used properly the direction of force and your grip line up to form a triangle with the tool which is very stable.
    2
  996. how it this a terrorism hoax? he never threatened any acts of terrorism? this is just stupid... get him for tax fraud or something.
    2
  997. NO FEASTING! I swear if you have enough money to have a feast I'll levy a minor fine against you!
    2
  998. so... why don't they launch rockets off mountains? it seems silly that all these rockets seem to launch from basically ocean level...
    2
  999. they don't... darn coating is always flaking off. inb4 someone figures out all these bits of pan people eat cause cancer...
    2
  1000. if you were an intelligent civilization, would you want to have anything to do with earth?
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  1001. pretty sure your god will understand if you don't walk around the giant square this year >.>
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  1002. when the one making the offer says it's fair, you know it must be fair... like on pawn stars when rick offers someone half what they want and tells them "it's a fair offer"...
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  1003. classic jewishness. GOLDbloom!
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  1004. lololol... they keep trying.
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  1005. not that lucky for the rabbit... for that matter crosses weren't all that mucky for jesus either.
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  1006. title should be "canadian government steals 16 million dollars from tax payers"
    2
  1007. "the president wants to make a speech! someone get the official seal of the president of the united states of america... and that folding table over there."
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  1008. he doesn't seem entirely stable...
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  1009. DURKA DURR!!
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  1010. honestly? comparing autism to monkeys? imagine if they were studying monkeys to learn more about people of some different race... the autism abuse is real.
    2
  1011. but why don't british people have coffee makers?
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  1012. THIS IS UNCCEPABRELE!! SELF ISOSOLATE!!
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  1013. it'd be cheaper just to move to factory to somewhere with a climate more accurate to what it was when the company started... it wouldn't be different, it's currently different. it would be more original.
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  1014. the internet is destroyed...
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  1015. no. paper straws are a stupid idea. leave my straws alone.
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  1016. it's a hard reality if you can't convince yourself it's not real...
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  1017. oh, ok... lets see how the MTV stock is going v.s. how it was in the 80s v.s. gold value...
    2
  1018. I'm sure I've heard of this before, but I can't say I've seen it in any recent media...
    2
  1019. google makes it's services buggy AF on firefox... and reddit being censored isn't news.
    2
  1020.  @RandomPlaceHolderName  operators need to concentrate on the tools they're using so they don't hurt themselves. not to mention with heavy equipment there are often blind spots you can't possibly watch.
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  1021. -totally destroys the relationship with canada "I hope I'll be known as the grand unifier!"
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  1022. ya, I saw that video of the tazmanian tiger in the 90s... it's not lost, it was on kids shows ffs. what about the rumors that they were still living in the wild? guess not?
    2
  1023. go shop somewhere else then...
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  1024. oh... so that's why it's called a jerry can.
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  1025. but why don't they make them strong enough to be turned up all the way to begin with?
    2
  1026. simonwaffe... edit: lol took the AI a minute to process that one.
    2
  1027. what if I told you the recommendations to drink milk were invented by the dairy industry to sell... milk!
    2
  1028. what? the prime minister has to go to the queen to have someone fired? what is this, the 1600s?
    2
  1029. so they found a bunch of bits of ancient thread and just assumed they fell off another archeologists ancient jacket?
    2
  1030. isn't every market in africa a black market?
    2
  1031. this is an idiot complaint plain and simple... idk where it's illegal to use a hazard light lol.
    2
  1032. simon's running out of ideas for his many, many, many channels...
    2
  1033. ya, I heard this theory years ago... kinda surprised it's not mentioned more. also heard they found a hair inside a block.
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  1034. making america great again!
    2
  1035. forget paying $8 for a beer I can go buy at the store for $3... lmao.
    2
  1036. who'd have thought people would get bored of dumb looking fat plastic figures...
    2
  1037. they're some of the few creatures that have a sense of self. both elephants and dolphins are known to admire themselves in mirrors for example.
    2
  1038. I mean... if you have 2 things beside each other wont their shadows just line up at some point in the day/year anyways?
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  1039.  @john3_14-17  things like crop rotation and fallowing the land, using manures as fertilizers and to rebuild soil structure, not over-spraying pesticides, things like that. it's been known for a long time that over-plowing and over-spraying isn't a good thing and a responsible farmer tries to avoid them as much as they can.
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  1040. well there's at least TIFO, that top 10 channel, business blaze, mega projects, side projects, and a few other I think he canceled that never gained traction... edit: oh ya, biographics, geographics... ffs other people have better lists. it's a lot.
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  1041. probably helps that there's only 1 big nut holding the tire on...
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  1042. "oh well, I've eaten plenty of jimmies..."
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  1043. that's why andy left... if they kept him in the movies they'd have to make him look like crap to maintain continuity.
    2
  1044. dude is wearing a suit and tie with a pink turban..
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  1045.  @AlasdairGR  you realize you're excusing kids breaking into peoples homes? when did we as a society find this acceptable?
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  1046. also known as sleigh bells... I'd figured the main purpose of bells is to warn wild animals your coming. most wild animals attack because they get scared or startled. even if your hiking it's good to make some noise, most animals will run as soon as they hear you.
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  1047. I touched it... and you're all anti-toot?! ur such a tease.
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  1048. she just used like 22 of the baking sheets to hold ingredients ffs...
    2
  1049. I had a cheap chinese fan where the bushings overheated and it ended up shorting out and almost starting a fire ffs... everything is dangerous when corners are cut.
    2
  1050. where is the alternator located on a land mine?
    2
  1051. shhh.
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  1052. canada ftw!
    2
  1053. if it were fully automated there would be no pilot (maybe an emergency override or something) and you could have a redundant flight computer. heck, you could have each engine and system with it's own computer connected P2P on a wireless network in a cloud so that you could lose any single system and they rest wouldn't care.
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  1054. that seemed great up until the point where they went all christian and tried to convert you...
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  1055. "allegedly."
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  1056. prowling around and stalking the prey is a warmup.
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  1057. did no one stop to think "hey, what if someone drops something on the missile?"
    2
  1058. we use qualifiers like "known universe".
    2
  1059. isn't that funny how people are constantly coming to you with complaints when you're working customer service? I wonder why they would do such a thing...
    2
  1060. it's the exact same stuff they claimed was dangerous previously... grown by the same people more likely than not...
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  1061. should turn themselves in for being such awful parents too...
    2
  1062. so where's the army? mexican citizens have invaded american soil attacked american citizens and taken them hostage... where's the army? why is this not being treated as the act of international aggression that it is? is biden that deep in bed with the cartels?
    2
  1063. wtf navy strength rum? what navy?
    2
  1064. wonder if there's a plaque in that church's rec room that says who donated it...
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  1065. heh, thats.... different. they look very well made.
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  1066. more proof that some people have more money than they know what to do with...
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  1067. OGM NOT THE LGBTQ2SABC123+!!
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  1068. or maybe he's lucky to have not. either way bless him.
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  1069. wtf is a nitza? sounds like a bad car from 1940's germany...
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  1070. lol that'll never happen... "it was illegal when they broke the law"... blablabla...
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  1071. "how is trig ever going to be useful to me in the real world? it's not like I'm going to war on a 20th century battleship..."
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  1072. I'm still perfectly happy clicking and typing. unless im on the toilet...
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  1073. some kinda nigerian diamond scam...
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  1074. sir, this is a wendy's.
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  1075.  @iceman18211  maybe if you invested in the pyramids...otherwise gold lasts longer than real estate :P
    2
  1076. streaming is a stupid solution that leaves the consumer with nothing.
    2
  1077. 'that should be enough copper between the copper I've already put in here and that sprinking of ore" ok no, BS bye.
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  1078.  @bottlekruiser  I find it somewhat ironic that the pinnacle of our structural science seems to be carbon based while we're carbon based; and in many sci-fi movies advanced aliens seem to engineer their technology with the same materials they're composed of... almost like science know what was up a long time ago.
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  1079. pomology focuses on fruit trees... as per the name. doubt you'd find a pomologist studying strawberries. that's a new term to me and I had to look up specifics tho, thanks.
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  1080. good ol' joe with-shoes-for-now jackson...
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  1081. might have if you'd been interested enough to look into it...
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  1082. we all deal with loss in our own way... some try to suppress it and others do the opposite. and they bother piss eachother off. so w.e
    2
  1083. I imagine the initial fire was just the functional gas tanks on the truck pulling the tanker trailer... they're pretty large tanks.
    2
  1084. how do you use ear size to determine age without knowing how big their ear was to begin with?
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  1085.  @brandonlink6568  the best tool is whatever one gets the job done... isn't that some sort of saying?
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  1086.  @jamesbailey4304  I'll pass on petting the belt sander :S
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  1087. lol what? not like the US didn't know this was a thing, it was the whole point of the american nuclear "energy" program...
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  1088. can't be that hard if any mexican can do it...
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  1089. oh cmon, you all applauded germany for phasing out it's nuclear power >.> get off the bandwagon.
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  1090.  @UBvtuber  it might not be healthy, but it won't make you as fat.
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  1091.  @neathizar9743  allegedly.
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  1092. idk what you're talking about... modern psychiatry is basically in denial of freud.
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  1093. seems logical.
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  1094. the problem is school isn't about education anymore, it's about learning to do what your told. fill out the paperwork, put in your hours, and don't complain about the stupidity of it all. so many times in school I was told to stop asking so many questions and just do my work...
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  1095. no shit like 13000 people died, they didn't have air conditioned CAT dozers... you talk like no one ever died in a major construction project. people die, things happen, it gets built... they aren't slaves, they do the work because it's the best pay available. you can say it's taking advantage, but no one forced them to get payed better than they ever have in their lives to risk their lives. like how people thing that the pyramids were built by slavery... you all just want to just on any hint of slavery with your SJW BLM BS.
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  1096. they're also not legally allowed to drive without another older licensed driver at that age... so if that was happening they were already breaking the law and we don't need another.
    2
  1097. "we need a boat so we can make people feel guilty about taking advantage of the environment on water!"
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  1098. a helicopter refueling mid-air just sounds like a problem waiting to happen...
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  1099. I swear they just rent out anything for 10k/month
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  1100. finally someone else who remembers simon has done this before and isn't all "omg this is so new! omg I'm amazed!" people are stupid... that's why he does this.
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  1101. is it just me or are there a lot of volcanos erupting lately?
    2
  1102. can't wait to see how they make that 3D mapping tech work on an active battlefield where things tend to move... going to need swarms of little disposable drones or something... and I hope that blood pump has some sort of filtration system in it.
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  1103. it's nothing compared to all the paint and glue and shit adam has probably inhaled and swallowed over the years...
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  1104. just get a mars bar...
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  1105. more of a shortage... can grow more chocolate and there are other sources of helium.
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  1106. I mean, they're already a global laughing stock for pushing this bullshit prohibition and then resisting the global pushback.
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  1107. it sucks in canada too... the coating is like an old pantyhoe soaked in grease. even the fried chicken from the grocery store is better lol
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  1108. stop censoring comments. scumbags. they're all transport trucks. this is the employers fault.
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  1109. and people wonder why there are higher rates of degenerative/genetic disorders in the US in the last half century...
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  1110. when are you going to expose how the chinese government sent infected people around the world to spread it?
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  1111. jedi are totally space samurai... pretty sure lucas has said as much, it's not a conspiracy or something.
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  1112. part of my wishes simon actually was wearing a santa hat... further proving that simon cowl was right and something can be both stupid and exciting.
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  1113. I love how years after I like something the world catches up and it becomes popular... just doing my thing w.e m8.
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  1114. "if I peeped her hole you'd know it breh."
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  1115. in japan every tentacle is a 1-bite tentacle.
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  1116. and I'm sure you NEEDED whatever you're using to post this...
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  1117.  @SeemsLikeSomething  you didn't specify which topic :P
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  1118.  @SeemsLikeSomething  don't get upset with me because of your inspecificity...
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  1119. sure.
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  1120. wouldn't is just be so disruptive if everyone in a court room held up their middle finger? could you imagine everyone sitting there quietly holding up their hands? how could they ever get anything done?
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  1121.  @sortasurvival5482  also deep fried bull balls.
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  1122. ofc it's possible... the south of vancouver island is like zone 7 >.> and it's in a greenhouse... that's not an orchard.
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  1123. "I notice that it's black all around us"
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  1124. "giant gold mining ants" could be an account of termites
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  1125. bad owners...
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  1126. knew it was a bad sign when they moved to the product as a service model... and it's pretty telling that they're willing to give deals to people who want to cancel that their services are not worth the price they're asking.
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  1127. probably why he didn't complain harder...
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  1128. stop yelling... :S
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  1129.  @Napoleonic_S  are you sure you weren't looking at a bunker?
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  1130. how did you manage to fit in there?
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  1131. oh, is that why some of those ships had fake smoke stacks? it looked faster?
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  1132.  @treborrrrr  it's not reeeally all that different
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  1133. he watched someone kill a pig and thought "hey, maybe I could use this on humans!".
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  1134. flat faced dogs are ugly.... and melon plants aren't trees...
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  1135. "or found to cause cancer in animals... with the exception of rats."
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  1136. so how do you manage ice and snow buildup on the evaporator when it's like -30C out? edit: oh I see, you reverse it and they don't really work when it's that cold...
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  1137. you suddenly remind me of a fat young John de Lancie when he played Q.
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  1138. dude, where's my flying car? I smell a remake!
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  1139. freedom. also what is the disaster exactly? people can see people doing drugs? that's kinda how it works.
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  1140. so I guess they just don't help people if the issue involves the mouth? hard to examine ones mouth through a mask... and if it's fine for one person not to wear a mask then they have to have the proper procedures in place to deal with that so it shouldn't matter. there's people literally bleeding in a hospital, that's like 100000x worse for spreading disease than breathing. are they going to not allow bleeding people into the hospital either? only healthy, mask wearing people allowed in the hospital? if you actually think about it, it's ludicrous.
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  1141. maybe... still don't think it's right to tase people who aren't acting aggressively or threateningly... what if she'd fallen on the knife? I see no reason they couldn't have tried to talk down the situation, but it's easier to just pull out the taser now that they're an option I guess.
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  1142. it's called a fallout shelter because it protects you from fallout, not from the blast... lol
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  1143. wonder how long they're gonna keep milking robin williams the genie... cuz we all know they ain't pushin will smith+
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  1144. my old man did hobby electronics; I always remember him keeping his hanging with one end clipped to a wire that was just strung along a shelf. he also just bought quality clip ends and made his own... because they ones you buy suck and the wires are also bad. the rubber on a quality aligator clip is night and day, much more flexible and easier to depress.
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  1145. lol... trying to run a 3-phase welder off a cheapo generator.
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  1146. I'd disagree that "this is unnesseccary" especially when dealing with an unfamiliar dog... you don't want to just swoop down on them like a bat out of hell >.>
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  1147. and now they're homeless?
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  1148.  @thatgirlwhousedtohavereall5549  YEA TOAST!!
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  1149. "just lookin for an ol' shaft m8!"
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  1150. idk who's idea it is to keep making the pictures on menus larger while making the text smaller... but they can stop.
    2
  1151. they struggle in canada too since they sold out... anyone who still thinks they're canadian are a hoser.
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  1152. it's not fecal matter...
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  1153. the dude chases ghosts...
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  1154. I mean... other than maintenance costs they can pretty much just use coal from the mines to run these trains for next to nothing... not a bad option.
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  1155. canada exports massive amounts of oil... how is gas so expensive here? who's pocketing all the money for no good reason?
    2
  1156. or people laughing at how stupid this is...
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  1157.  @Warsie-Fan  oh ya... all those BLM people in the crowd...
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  1158. but... hawaiian pizza is canadian...
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  1159. that's quebecers for ya...
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  1160.  @PURENT  ok, still there has to be a reason for an ebay tray. if it didn't matter they wouldn't have to specify. it doesn't specify that they're SATA drives, or even the size of the drives, just that they're meant to be sold on ebay. it seems logical to ask why I think.
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  1161.  @TodayIFoundOut  so can you do a video about the price of tea in china next?
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  1162.  hawkturkey  I guess that's why you wouldn't trade for all of it? seems like video material to me...
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  1163.  @alec4672  not in claiming to have the longest coastline.
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  1164. I feel like no one is getting this comment...
    2
  1165. dandelions and burdocks aren't even in the same season...
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  1166. 2 weeks later...
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  1167. except if your grandma fried the meatballs in her cast-iron pan and then threw in a can of tomato paste it'd destroy the pan... or at least the seasoning on the pan.
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  1168. I wasn't aware it "worked"...
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  1169. thorium may be cooler, but uranium is the bomb.
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  1170. the russians use vodka instead.
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  1171. the conservatives already had their turn destroying the country...
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  1172. another somewhat hilarious side effect of the "no late fees" thing that I never hear mentioned was that people would just rent hard-to-find movies or games and be perfectly happy to buy them at retail value... so they lost a lot of their more lucrative stock with that move also.
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  1173. because a bolt gun is instantanious... that bolt just appears in the animals brain taking no time to move there.
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  1174. too bad adam only answers the questions of people who pay him...
    2
  1175. has the person who was shocked by the power supply never seen the brick from the xbox 360?
    2
  1176. they don't have "mental hospitals" anymore...
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  1177.  @zsfekete5211  to jail... at least here. mental hospitals were phased out years ago... now they do the whole "community care" BS and give people drugs unless they break the law then they send them to jail. there are no "mental hospitals" anymore.
    2
  1178. getting to be a bit of a conspiracy...
    2
  1179. this is why we can't have real chemistry sets anymore...
    2
  1180. LMAO! bitcoin was stupid and NFTs were absolutely asinine. did anywhere legitimate ever actually accept bitcoin or was it just for buying illegal shit on the dark web and tacos from that one taco stand in cali that ironically accepted bitcoin likely to avoid taxes...
    2
  1181. let me get this straight... people want to blame the titanics telegraph operator for the ships sinking because they think he may have upset a telegraph operator on another ship? people these days are ridiculous.
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  1182. simon just like "damn... I should have used gold text on my beard oil."
    2
  1183. could probably get more supplies to people if they filled the boxes...
    2
  1184. ever heard of the phrase "not my problem"? it's their war, let them handle it.
    2
  1185. we don't think about it because they're raised as livestock and are not pets!!
    2
  1186. been sayin for years... "what's next? are they going to turn batman into a woman?!" that's gotta be what's next at this point though... they've made everyone else female.
    2
  1187.  @davidwright873  I think there's a higher chance of him being killed and stuffed into the wall than him finding his way in there himself... I'm not saying that people don't slip into walls and die... but it's a rare thing just the fact that the smell didn't leak out and the body had time to mummify indicates some level of concealment to me.
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  1188. because if the power goes out in a building I want to have at least 12 years to get out.
    2
  1189. seems like a petti issue...
    2
  1190. essentially paying people to vote for him... sad.
    2
  1191. maybe if youtubers were held accountable for these false advertisements there would be less of them.
    2
  1192. but... apple pie is european?
    2
  1193. that's quite the tank. whenever I see a truck hauling a big tank I can't help but wonder what it's for...
    2
  1194. except they didn't have catapults that could hit someone on the other side of the world with pinpoint accuracy...
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  1195. no, it's annoying watching him sit there being all pedantic about something he's been planning for months. he knows every step he's going to take in this process and the material cost is peanuts to him. this is stupid drama. just shove it together damnit.
    2
  1196. lol... $15 will hardly buy a burger and fries anymore.
    2
  1197. so the japanese economy is pretty much supported by weebs now?
    2
  1198. in soviet russia joke tells you.
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  1199. it's never been about being in front or behind someone... it's about who hit who. I've heard of people getting screwed because something fell off a truck and "they ran into it"...
    2
  1200. they still planted their flag and it was saluted by US servicemen... so they kinda did take the island... they just got drunk on the beach instead of exploring it.
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  1201.  @sandybarnes887  lmao, so many I forgot a few.
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  1202. know how I know they're dead? cuz youtube is censoring comments again.
    2
  1203. how does one not notice their dog is turning into an elephant?
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  1204. interesting, never considered the effect nunavuts formation had on the postal system.
    2
  1205. maybe xi jinping didn't vote for himself?
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  1206. he's too busy launching them into space...
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  1207.  @HarperBlade  ya, same situation with the creek, flooded right up to the house lol. luckily they haven't been an issue since but it's definitely the most efficient way to remove a dam :P
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  1208.  @HarperBlade  not to mention you'd damage the whole area more trying to get equipment into the middle of the woods... these people don't think sometimes lol.
    2
  1209. "but I wanted to be the baseball" -jamie
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  1210. dez nuts.
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  1211. CYKA! haha I remember watching something about this bird heated bomb, crazy brits...
    2
  1212. how is someone lacing cookies with arsenic at all similar? the guy letter the guy supposedly wrote made a point of pointing out that putting it in capsules masked the bitterness... so making bitter cookies is like the total opposite of that.
    2
  1213. oh... like the pistol that the secret service of russia uses/used... not a secret russian pistol used by servicemen... oh well.
    2
  1214. you'd think with the amish being known for making furniture they're have less raggity garbage desks in their school that aren't made of metal and formed crap.... someone dropped the ball... don't let god see!
    2
  1215. had anyone been paying attention they might have noticed the dog was chewing through it's leash the whole time...
    2
  1216. so why did they not arrest the tow company owner? doesn't matter who took the wheels, the owner was in possession of it.
    2
  1217. if they taught british kids about every british colony that rebelled that's all they'd learn about... why don't they teach americans about canada day?
    2
  1218. there's been like a century prohibition of marijuana across the world... canada just said fuck it and no one is making a day of it any more than when it was prohibited. 13 years pff. maybe if people remembered history they wouldn't have wasted a century.
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  1219. no one calls it "the niagra falls"... it's just "niagra falls".
    2
  1220. dude is saying pretty much what I was thinking... you're already using software that replaces the 3-4 other people that would have previously been required to perform those other parts.
    2
  1221. or scan the bar codes
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  1222. that's so weird... are we just going to leave these people alone forever?
    2
  1223.  @aktivus2549  the US isn't sending me russian messages on steam or chinglish emails...
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  1224. @random tv 1 india does call centers lol
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  1225. they're tryin anyways...
    2
  1226. is it still considered an "automatic door" if a slave opens it?
    2
  1227. wait... is it illegal to blink a light at the sensors to make the light green? that's gotta be illegal right?
    2
  1228. just sit there and flip through strobe frequencies til you find one that works? wouldn't take all that long.
    2
  1229.  @skypilotace  grenades are "heavy-duty explosives" also known as high explosives and actually have little to no visible "fire" when they explode... looked more like a large fire cracker.
    2
  1230. ofc it's a language, like mexican.
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  1231. even if it was functional... where the heck do you get rockets for it?! really the rocket is the weapon, the bazooka is just a tube to make it go in the general direction you want.
    2
  1232. the small african children are just staring like "I'd have eaten that mirror..."
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  1233. I did no such thing.
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  1234. if you can just change the fundamentals of how it works it makes the whole thing arbitrary and pointless... and lol reddit banning everyone they disagree with... typical.
    2
  1235. nothing, everyone is in a traffic jam going home wasting their own time and every business knows it.
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  1236. so amazon does well because they operate like a proper business rather than just farming shareholders...
    2
  1237. I think I'll go for a walk.
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  1238. now do an episode on how religion has exponentially decreased the intelligence of the average individual.   weird how even your wit can no overcome the thousands of years of bullshit caused by "god'.
    2
  1239. so they were never lost... just no one could be bothered to dig them out.
    2
  1240. when I was a kid I had a friend who's parents won the lottery... never heard from them again.
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  1241. no, TIFO simon is the same shill simon... if you put it on the teleprompter he'll say it. he just pays people to put things on there now...
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  1242. 1:36 wtf, that smaller mountain in the middle looks like a face just above the treeline.
    2
  1243. lol, those batteries with the springs on them that weigh like 20 pounds? just bring a car battery and an old headlight >.>
    2
  1244.  @connorbaz5980  ask adam savage >.>
    2
  1245. I mean, we can assume gus funded him too.. he funded everyone else mike was like his right hand, gus was paying him damn well.
    2
  1246. most of them are cheap shit...
    2
  1247. what if I told you everyone in the bible died?
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  1248.  @mikeexits  exactly... idk what else you'd think other than that it's a bad thing and should probably resist.
    2
  1249.  @kiidkief-topic6070  you might want to look up the difference between genes and chromosomes... there are all of about 3 disorders caused by an actual missing or additional chromosome (none of which are autism btw), the others are genetic abnormalities.
    2
  1250. people were free to do this on any existing or past social media platform... they just never chose to. this level of mass obsession with any one thing isn't really healthy either...
    2
  1251. "right off the tree!"
    2
  1252. how do we know those are the actual shoes? not like adam couldn't replicate something he replicated...
    2
  1253. so there are like 25 people left who make these hats... they're all in a collective... but they continue to sell them for $5 a piece? the problem here is lack of education. stop selling the damn hats for $5 a piece. where they gonna go if no one else is making them?
    2
  1254. it's almost magical.
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  1255. well that's different... don't generally see different rooms for toilet and shower around here, unless it's a second bathroom maybe.
    2
  1256. 17:08 the property isn't worth less though, money is worth less... the value of the property is the same assuming the increase in price is caused solely by inflation.
    2
  1257. "we talk to the canadian who has lived through 2 pandemics" "ohhhh, I don't remember." ...
    2
  1258. why wait to salt them? then the salt won't stick as well... also things fried in lard aren't as greasy feeling, that's why donuts are fried in lard.
    2
  1259. amazing... you just covered pretty much everything I learned about canada in school in about 11 minutes.
    2
  1260. the crust is what makes pizza good. crap crust = crap pizza. when has anyone ever said "man I love frozen pizza but the toppings are awful."
    2
  1261. no one said it cured stupidity...
    2
  1262. mmmm, the unique flavor of mexican toe jam...
    2
  1263. he does go on, doesn't he?
    2
  1264.  @abeck7929  best of luck! communication can be a challenge and IMO a lot of "outbursts" stem from making assumptions and confusion. (speaking as someone with aspergers..)
    2
  1265. this isn't business blaze tho...
    2
  1266. when have you come back to 1848? I recognize you for coming back to faking playing tank-related games and selling out. also being a bald english narrator... don't think anyone will ever displace you on that front breh... you'll be like the next atenbourough, only more casual and attracting more hatred from traditional english personalities from the likes of the BBC... be proud and be casually bald! your hair is just fortifying your face! happy new beer!
    2
  1267. dave created the backdoor!!!
    2
  1268. "the airforce was quick to quell burgeoning rumors asserting that the object was no flying saucer, but just a mundane weather balloon... but this did little to quell them" conspiracy indeed.
    2
  1269. crazy story... and sad.
    2
  1270. no, plant selection sounds nothing at all like GMO... it's about as close to GMO as a tornado is to a landscaping project and you're a shill for saying so.
    2
  1271. didn't the mob used to run holywood? guess that's where they picked up these practices...
    2
  1272. they're still investigating what led to the worst ever mass killing in ottawa? I mean... all the "crime worse than canada has ever seen" might have something to do with all these people that canada has never seen... just saying, might be related...
    2
  1273. adversary? is that really the relationship you want to have with russia?
    2
  1274. the CCP has made it "tough" to talk openly and freely about china with their bullshit "anti-china hate" propaganda....
    2
  1275. just build a wall around new york...
    2
  1276. so rich people just share mansions? I guess friends swiping a towel or w.e isn't a big deal when you're a billionaire...
    2
  1277.  @K7classicrockfan  no it isn't, in canada we have no fault insurance and your own insurance company pays for everything. also it's illegal to drive without it.
    2
  1278. I mean, they did almost castrate robin cuz he had too much of a "budge"...
    2
  1279. russian ship eh?
    2
  1280. good thing I only shop online at airshops and coffee ports.
    2
  1281. 3:33 "omg, my nose is so itchy!"
    2
  1282. good for you, fixing things for reals.
    2
  1283. because the industry has successfully convinced you to pay their employees wages...
    2
  1284. the whole student labor thing was just a sham to get around minimum wage. no one cares about making $500 in a summer, that won't even pay for the next generation of game consoles.
    2
  1285. well maybe we should start refining our own oil and stop sending fridges to america for them to stick in 1 part >.>
    2
  1286. quite shallow and pedantic.
    2
  1287. omfg, it's not hard... you just pull the blasting cap and remove it from the explosive... it's not rocket science. what they don't want you to do is to rig that with a tamper trap like the germans did... shh, don't tell anyone about history.
    2
  1288.  @DowntownDeuce22  yup, old buildings had more mass and redundant structure. there are reasons there are still roman buildings standing but I bet nothing we build today will last more than about a century. it's the same reason russian things like the AK47 and MIG are so durrable, they were designed on a peice of paper as opposed to a computer that can calculate the exact structual integerty required to build a structure that can stand on it's own while using the least materials possible so cut costs.
    2
  1289. "they say we will blow ourselves up while we are at a nuclear facility" lmao... I'm pretty sure everyone assumed you were smart enough to evacuate the facility first... maybe russia is dumber than we thought.
    2
  1290. what about that one where you grow a massive beard and start a billion youtube channels?
    2
  1291. so a space station the size of a planet is plausible I guess...
    2
  1292. anyone else read "Pompeo, Mnuchin announce additional shenanigans against Iran"? also pompeo looks so russian.
    2
  1293. I had thought this experiment was british for some reason... it being australlian fully explains the comical struggle to witness this.
    2
  1294. got harder to say things like "we'll put the big ass on a fish scale and hang it from the forklift" :P
    2
  1295. things don't always come back when I throw them... but when they do they're a boomerang.
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  1296. heard about this years ago, amazing they're finally doing it.
    2
  1297. sweet potatoes aren't really potatoes... it's not really vodka.
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  1298. @jessann UR SUCH A HOSER, EH!
    2
  1299. the TSA is too busy going through your luggage looking for valuables contraband.
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  1300. I bet he's working for the FBI now is he was american...
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  1301. everyone did... and it's not about to change any time soon.
    2
  1302. the machines were probably made in india too :P
    2
  1303. ah yes, who could forget the classic stupidity of bowling ball versus axe... oh that's right, me; because I never watched it and don't care to.
    2
  1304. cmon... they tried.
    2
  1305. the point was that he could talk and move around lol... it would have blown your mind in the 70s.
    2
  1306. this guy is gonna be like the bill nye of this generation... bill had a better theme song tho.
    2
  1307.  @taekwondotime  the difference being most of those other countries actually fund said system so it functions in reality as it does on paper...
    2
  1308. it doesn't matter what voters want... the house of commons isn't voted for.
    2
  1309. as far back as I can remember there were seconds in the actual clock menu... microsoft just seems to want to ruin windows.
    2
  1310. I guess "virtual goods" is an oxymoron...
    2
  1311.  @davidl570  I suppose
    2
  1312.  @touchanddie  I actually did know that. but that's not really the same as a type actor... lots of scripts are written with the idea of a certain actor portraying the role really, but that's not the same as being "that villain guy" and only being cast in those roles.
    2
  1313. lmao... did he actually expect facebook to pay him to push content around?
    2
  1314. "we know it's early and we don't want to speculate... can you do it for us?"
    2
  1315. simons head; the world's largest industrial channel.
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  1316. that sucks... thanks for actually reporting the news and not having some clickbait like "OMG PEOPLE WATCHING THEIR HOMES BURN AND PUPPIES DROWN!!"
    2
  1317. sooooo.... why is it saving screenshots in the first place? what is is "processing" locally? what is actually the point of it? wtf is the point of telling you that a screenshot has been taken? it's already been done ffs!!
    2
  1318.  @ddsjgvk  right, something about a "lab accident"? never actually heard the full story on that. does he look like christohper loyd with a brown beard otherwise or something? that really isn't related to the fact that he wore ill-fitting shirts while promoting a company that sells shirts or pretends to play games he obviously doesn't play though... he's just a personality and I don't blame him, but the shmucks he's working for are making him look like a moron.
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  1319. pretty much the only thing that makes sense tho... by the time they get a vaccine done that'll be the reality of the situation anyways. and what about the people who have an adverse reaction from a rushed vaccine?
    2
  1320. that missile train is kinda neat tho... never seen one of those before.
    2
  1321. I guess if you're uninformed and haven't objectively looked into diet based health... it's really pretty basic though and the level of endorsement makes it laughable.
    2
  1322. but why did google serve me an ad about a middle eastern IT firm?
    2
  1323.  @2061526  her majesty knows we'd rebel if she tried anything.
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  1324. that'd be a holy molinoma.
    2
  1325. so they've arrested and charged someone... but are still asking people what happened?
    2
  1326. some people might like cheap garbage wine... lol
    2
  1327. ​ @crowdemon_archives  it's a hormone...
    2
  1328. way to stereotypidy autism...
    2
  1329. I don't want to pay a monthly fee to ultimately end up with nothing for my money...
    2
  1330. why is he screaming that they'll pay?
    2
  1331. "the trees need the oxygen" oh... I see...
    2
  1332. why is regulation of crypto currency needed? people are free to be stupid... it's not like no1 saw this coming, they just chose the wrong people to listen to.
    2
  1333.  @parkerbrewer1257  lies.
    2
  1334. go ice skating... but stay home!
    2
  1335. ikr? no limits to the censorship and no remorse whatsoever!
    2
  1336. what about scissors?
    2
  1337. I've been hearing how carbon nanotubes are going to revolutionize this and that for over 20 years now... I'll believe it when I see it.
    2
  1338. yaaa, that's gonna be made into bombs not rockets... sounds like a nuke with no fallout. if they can ever make more than a few micrograms of the stuff... ya know... I remember hearing about this when it happened last year and never heard if it actually worked... wonder if the government classified it :P
    2
  1339. science could still save them... if someone cared enough to make it happen.
    2
  1340. right? everything is rape these days though... you look at someone wrong and it's rape.
    2
  1341. is this a story of how scammers destroyed albania or about how albanians own greed destroyed them?
    2
  1342. it was actually a cube... he built it to paint a room with 4 sides... it makes perfect sense... he just needed to put some mesh or something over the sides to diffuse the paint.
    2
  1343. "people spent a significant amount of money" so... everyone was too poor to afford Mc.donalds.
    2
  1344. it looks delightful.
    2
  1345. "were environmental protestors!!" no, you're terrorists.
    2
  1346.  @williamhaynes7089  chernobyl wasn't attacked, it was a failed experiment... one that could have potentially saved future disasters had it succeeded, but sadly it did not. it wasn't a good call.
    2
  1347. how can you justify having a civilian vessel like this with ABSOLUTELY NO RESCUE PLAN?!
    2
  1348. calling a hotdog a sausage is like calling fake bacon bits bacon.
    2
  1349. "allegedly."
    2
  1350.  @somethingsomeonesaid6455  imagine imagining all the people...
    2
  1351. that's intrusive... not to mention offensive. "oh hey, I'm just checking in to see if you're still disabled? have you miraculously recovered yet?"
    2
  1352.  @Dennan  that's for their doctor to handle, not a disability review.
    2
  1353. you can't say the word "legends" anymore without my thinking of RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!
    2
  1354. dat trudeau war beard.
    2
  1355. I use my driveway for both parking and driving... also sometimes turning around.
    2
  1356. you're selecting what you watch... you just have to do so several hours or days in advance. :P
    2
  1357. holy shit... you just put the word holocaust in the title and youtube freaks out, eh? I've known about this for decades, used to be a lot more info about it on youtube.
    2
  1358. a lot of these conclusions assume that alien life would be at all similar to life on our planet with similar requirements.
    2
  1359. here we go...
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  1360. lol, reminds me of some interview I was watching where they were asked why artifical gravity was so common in sci-fi movies and t.v. shows and they basically said "because it's cheaper.".
    2
  1361. thought it was called new york because that's where they went when the colonists kicked them out of the york that's now toronto...
    2
  1362. this guy is like a modern day walt disney... wants to build the city of tomorrow and ends up with an amusement park. why doesn't he just build some high speed rails with solar panels on them? heck, why don't all trains have solar panels on them?
    2
  1363. can't say I've that big on any of the disney era movies TBH... and I even liked the prequels.
    2
  1364. oh good, I've been interested in those hats but I'm not about to pay to hear about it.
    2
  1365. I'm gonna go ahead and guess no. but what if there are 2 guys having sex making love, but there's a woman there? are 3somes ok? is there a minimum genital ratio required to not be considered gay?
    2
  1366.  @franzherfert3686  fair enough... but it still gets below -24C for a lot of the winter here in canada. also it seems like heat pumps would loose efficiency when it gets really cold.
    2
  1367. "eddie are you watching?!?" "hug me if you want me! OWWWWW!!!!"
    2
  1368. you know you're out of ideas when you're making videos about your teleprompter...
    2
  1369. hey, you can't show boob vases on youtube!
    2
  1370. something tells me there's more to this story... but like, why would they tell you details that make things make sense?
    2
  1371. oh your parents are sober so naturally they know all about laced drugs? sounds legit.
    2
  1372. do a video about why VPNs security claims are bullshit and the internet was less secure in the 90s...
    2
  1373. you should move to canada and make a channel called "simon blazed" where you just smoke a bunch of weed and critique danny's scripts even harder.
    2
  1374. it's hard because you need a millionare daddy to fund it... you obviously had that.
    2
  1375. OHHH JOHNNY BOY!!! THE PIPES! THE PIPES ARE A CALLIN!! oh wait... that's danny boy.
    2
  1376. really the only thing that makes austallia different and these trailer setups viable there is how flat it is...
    2
  1377. where's the fighting?
    2
  1378. I can't think of anyone so selfish as to make this about race... wait SJWs. if anything it shows race doesn't matter, it's not "black person cells".
    2
  1379. I find it amazing some people still believe that fat is unhealthy... regardless if it's similar I might actually consider one of these things since it looks more convenient than deep frying.
    2
  1380. kinda cute the kids want to sell the bombs to help their families :P
    2
  1381. does that stray hair help determine wind direction?
    2
  1382. what's the best disneymon? can I catch a princess?
    2
  1383. nicaraguar? you're saying it like english people say jaguar lol.
    2
  1384. yup, sounds like pure greed... that and the fishermen aren't too bright since they're still paying full price for bait while there's less demand...
    2
  1385. what kinda world is this where "freedom" is hatred? you're promoting hate. stop.
    2
  1386. because you went to a factory where they hand-paint it... they do the same thing in india for like 1/1000th the price.
    2
  1387. who died?
    2
  1388.  @pk-pj4sz  I think you're massively over-simplifying it there and probably missing a few details... but ya I guess.
    2
  1389.  @castlebravo2023  well yes, but then when you turn the wood into charcoal it releases a lot of that carbon again. also soil can be blackish from organic matter too, think of black earth you can buy in bags, it's not charcoal dirt. so I'm kinda thinking yes and no.
    2
  1390. no... neither is baseball.
    2
  1391. if you're getting your financial advice off of youtube and investing in bitcoin you'd probably have just lost your money in some other scam anyways...
    2
  1392. doing more than what the job is shouldn't be expected...
    2
  1393. I've had dangerous unshielded metal plugs since forever... only been shocked twice!!
    2
  1394. "allegedly."
    2
  1395. how do they plan on using 50% recycled plastic if they don't pay enough for it to make it worth recycling the plastic?!
    2
  1396. sounds like we need more freedom...
    2
  1397. remind me to set my desktop to gay porn....
    2
  1398. if you're so faithful go to wuhan and let the lord protect you.
    2
  1399. imagine the dart board is on the floor and your dart is on a string and you can just flop it onto the board... oh, and you have a massive flashlight.
    2
  1400. if you're driving with your axels on the ground there's probably something wrong :P
    2
  1401. when the jewish leaders say so.
    2
  1402. everyone is just so quick to praise anything that looks remotely green they don't even think... now instead of sequestering all that carbon on the bottom of the river they're turning it back into CO2... not to mention the additional pollution from carting all those flowers to a centralized location for this... and what about all that lead and arsenic those poor workers are being exposed to!? and that's then vaporized when these incense are burnt? no one is actually doing any level of thinking here.
    2
  1403.  @aarushchaubey516  they're literally flowers... they're biodegradable... there's no reason they shouldn't be put in a river. if the flowers contain lead or w.e there's a bigger problem than them being put in the river.
    2
  1404.  @aarushchaubey516  not my fault no1 wants to swim in shit river to find it >.>
    2
  1405.  @aarushchaubey516  so dredge the river >.>
    2
  1406. I can't help but notice the needle is in fact not going through the glass...
    2
  1407. you'd be surprised how easy it is to flip something with a stick....
    2
  1408. he only puts the pajamas on for the views...
    2
  1409. I never get why people add multiple things into "combined time"... it's such a meaningless statistic.
    2
  1410. it's not racism, it's your religion. religion is not the same as race. get it straight.
    2
  1411.  @BobbleWorld  mythbusters is better night watching... that australlian guy and adam savage are quite pleasing to listen to... then if you're paying attention jamie says something and you're like "heh... jamie you devil!".
    2
  1412. you mean you can't just block all of the opinions you don't like and call it "public opinion"? unfortunately the people who's opinion you don't like have wallets too.
    2
  1413. too bad they'll be selling every dimple as a cosmetic DLC...
    2
  1414.  @peterparker6584  the materials in the halifax explosion were properly stored, the boat captains just decided to play a game of chicken with their floating bombs...
    2
  1415.  @savagex466-qt1io  the halifax explosion was a ship way out in the harbor... when it exploded it made a crater in the lake bed and leveled the entire harbor front and blocks inland. there were and still are to this day pieces of solid iron and steel wrapped around trees miles from the blast. it was the largest man made explosion until nuclear bombs.
    2
  1416. because they don't have bones? might find a beak or something...
    2
  1417. so like... the birds poo and then see the poo and entangle themselves with the poo in their eye and can find their poo spot again?
    2
  1418.  @RogueReplicant  some of the things they're saying don't make a ton of sense...
    2
  1419. literally slaughtering the population...
    2
  1420. politics is childish ffs... some country does something you don't like and you be like "YA?! WELL I WANT MORE MONEY FOR MY GOODS NOW?!" and that's not childish? pff.
    2
  1421. a batman villain?
    2
  1422. quadruple 4 isn't 20?
    2
  1423. I wonder if he could have cured himself had he specialized in biology...
    2
  1424. any number higher than 0 is surprising. a number lower than 0 would also be quite surprising.
    2
  1425. the way I remember to make "cowboy coffee" is to just put the coffee in the water and put it on the heat, then take it off when it comes to a boil.
    2
  1426. ironic that one of the largest collections of guns for use in T.V. and movies is in canada...
    2
  1427. I don't go to the cinema. stfu and go back to killing people. KILL! KILL!! EVERYONE IS A THREAT! MILITARY BRAINWASHING TAKE OVER!!
    2
  1428. the guy who tried to host the channel before he hired simon... now he just does cameos as simon.
    2
  1429.  @stareagle5000  as far as I know he didn't create the channel.
    2
  1430. I'm sure there was plenty in afghanistan.... you weren't there for the oil were you?
    2
  1431. wouldn't a pocket watch keep going for a bit even if it was buried? the earthquake probably happened hours before it stopped.
    2
  1432.  @TheCrazierz  this "it isn't something you can just flip on and off" thing sounds like a load of crap to me... what, did they sell the 30 billion dollar machines they invested in? sold them to who? they sure as heck didn't melt them down for scrap... so someone still has the multi-billion dollar UV lithography equipment. so why can't just just... turn it back on?
    2
  1433.  @TheCrazierz  I mean ya, they'd have to order more materials and such... but that's a matter of months and this "chip shortage" has been going on for like 2 years now. they still have the supply lines in place, they just need to be like "hey bob, order more silica wafers!"
    2
  1434.  @TheCrazierz  betting this whole thing has more to do with the political situation over there than anything else...
    2
  1435.  @Jerryfree1010  doesn't matter how strong they are if china invades taiwan and the UN puts sanctions on imports... they'll still be ruined. that's why they didn't ramp back up in taiwan lol.
    2
  1436. the RPG: when you want to blow something up but don't really care what.
    2
  1437.  @Frightful_Lag0  ok m8
    2
  1438. I really love how adam never said this video isn't sponsored.
    2
  1439. I've got a term for people... fat soluble vitamins. there are essential elements of the diet that our body can't create and only come in the form of fat soluble vitamins. you're not going to eat as much grass/grain as a cow, meat is like a concentration of the nutrition an animal has eaten and eating meat allows us to get the dietary elements we need without having to graze like a cow all day.
    2
  1440. seems highly unlikely this thing survived being washed, boiled, and eaten.... more likely she smelled something that had this on it and pulled an egg up her nose where is burrowed through the membranes there into the brain.
    2
  1441. lots of beard oil...
    2
  1442. talking to the FDA: this is nothing new, it's all well known and safe. talking to the patent office: this is a unique new product.
    2
  1443. just buy some...
    2
  1444. so you're telling me there are people who just turn on a switch in their house every morning and then turn it off every night without knowing what it does? people are so dumb >.>
    2
  1445.  @grayrabbit2211  they made an app here for reporting outages... doesn't help the people living out of range of the cell towers. even if you call their outage reporting line they just tell you to use their app >.>
    2
  1446. now they've gone too far.
    2
  1447. remember, o;toole condemns any form of protest...
    2
  1448. lmfao... the irony of simon talking about shirts that don't fit right... these mexican suit makers must not be familiar with the channel. really... button up the jacket and lets see if it explodes.
    2
  1449. idk why people are so obsessed with making the land "like it was before"... after a landslide is the land "like it was before"? the land changes ffs... as long as it's healthy it doesn't have to be the same. >.>
    2
  1450. I hope they had some sort of mechanism to let the pigeons they dropped in cages out if no one found them...
    2
  1451. it's the whistler network. coming soon: "simongraphics" and "simon blazed".
    2
  1452. well ya, before the soviet union collapsed in the 90s red and blue was them and america...
    2
  1453. I love how they imply that someone having been to space somehow gives them insight to the existence of aliens... like the second you go above how ever many thousand feet they consider space, the space noodle presents it's self and tells you if aliens exist?
    2
  1454. it would stand to reason people don't generally call you when something goes well... also, I read that stuff.
    2
  1455. I swear anytime anyone wants anything these days they just stick "justice" on the end of it... not enough toilet paper? "oh we gotta fight for toilet justice!!"
    2
  1456. you're right, I have no motivation to learn japanese...
    2
  1457. OH!! OW!!! I'VE FALLEN!!! NO NEED TO SHOOT ME AGAIN!!
    2
  1458. no it doesn't... 99% of the time nothing is happening.
    2
  1459.  @fredted1611  also less people to do it... or have anything done to them. it's just more shocking when it's in a small town.
    2
  1460. it's not a great gun, it's just all right.
    2
  1461. I vote you make a video that's edited so that your head is up-side down making it look like you have hair and are talking out of a 3rd eye.
    2
  1462. cuz I'm sure those nutrients in the goldenrod didn't break down at all over 100+ years... and obviously if your food is less nutrient dense you have to eat more of it, people will probably start to evolve to eat more in general if the trend continues long term.
    2
  1463. "check out our previous video: that time the soviets tried to cook a massive potato with a nuke."
    2
  1464. lol... there are like 5 countries fishing there, it's going to run out anyways. them fishing slightly less isn't going to help that... it does on the other hand give them something to complain about.
    2
  1465. I can only imagine the level of shit this man must get from his asian in-laws for having such naughty children...
    2
  1466. only 10% misinformation? seems pretty good for twitter...
    2
  1467. today, on large weight channel!
    1
  1468. damn famous people... can get away with anything just by making a few ads.
    1
  1469. I don't...
    1
  1470. awesome, we sent aliens a picture of a dick... and a bunch of annoying audio they probably wont be able to decrypt. should have just sent them justin bieber. jokes aside, this is dumb and short sighted... why did I sub to this?
    1
  1471. because what's the point of buying a fancy bike or car or w.e if EVERYONE doesn't know you have it for miles around?
    1
  1472. heh, was kinda wondering why they did that.
    1
  1473. yay, the title isn't ridiculously long and wordy this time!
    1
  1474. I swear you tried to make the tumbnail look like stephen hawking...
    1
  1475. lol, "top secret code breaking facility"... looks like a rundown old motel.
    1
  1476. what happened to ice13?
    1
  1477. this is why you check the label... things like honey and orange juice shouldn't have ingredients.
    1
  1478. during the video the head of staff was in the room without PPE... probably because it's a training facility and there's no one actually sick there.
    1
  1479. because america was started by rejects who wanted to be different... same reason things like gauge and proof exist.
    1
  1480. wait... so not only did they need someone to sit around and swap mags/barrels out, they also needed someone to sit around and watch them? GJ italy.
    1
  1481. ha.
    1
  1482. it's the solution to global warming, block some of the sun with space junk!
    1
  1483. when he said he was tying the rings together with some high strength really cool stuff I was half hoping he was going to pull out a roll of ducktape.
    1
  1484. average life expectancy is so miss leading...
    1
  1485. yup... idk what they're talking about. canada can't be the only place with crumpets lol
    1
  1486. making 47mil per year... going 15 years... worth about 290mil? what?
    1
  1487. true she wouldn't have always made that much, but still must waste a lotta money :P
    1
  1488. just build a wall to keep out the politics...
    1
  1489. really tho... no one is going to want to ride in a car that might decide to kill or injure them.
    1
  1490.  @coryman125  stop buying cracker barrel then... go to the deli and get some good cheese. if your deli doesn't have cheese go to a good deli then get some good cheese.
    1
  1491.  @ICasinI  pretty much agree about the chocolate. :P
    1
  1492.  @rajat1960  I already get parmigano...
    1
  1493.  @coryman125  missed ur comment a year ago but I feel like it needs to be said that good cheese don't need to break the bank... especially if you don't eat a truckload of it. just don't get the processed shit in the blocks.
    1
  1494. about 75 years and attempts later, we have this.
    1
  1495. look out, we got a badass over here...
    1
  1496. well ofc there are...
    1
  1497. the russians seem to do just fine with their cans and pencils... but oh no, the US needs vacuum sealed plastic packaging and million dollar space pens.
    1
  1498. I'd be afraid the parts would all just fly apart if you dropped one of those phones... I refuse to get a phone without a removable battery and storage tho.
    1
  1499. It's an attempt to counter all the hookers.
    1
  1500. beam meh up scotteh!!
    1
  1501. maybe woman don't want to be pilots... kinda like how there are more female nurses.
    1
  1502. why would you want to see a midget rob a dwarf?
    1
  1503. knew this. I want another fact.
    1
  1504. omg adam savage and vsauce!
    1
  1505. remember when cardboard was a thing? pepperidge farms remembers.
    1
  1506. seems too simple that it's just a numbered system to designate areas of land... besides, how would people have known the designation of that area and why would there be so much focus on that specific spot if it were just one of 51 possible areas that all have the same sort of tests going on?
    1
  1507. like or dislike... why make 3 buttons?
    1
  1508. everyone here is like that...
    1
  1509. the real ones are...
    1
  1510. a can-non...
    1
  1511. looks like the old mill they had in high school shop class... except almost everything on it was broken lol.
    1
  1512. that's just a prime example of a cit being a jerk.
    1
  1513. didn't you do red herring months ago?
    1
  1514. why did MJ go to walmart? he herd kids pants were half off.
    1
  1515. still seems to get em in the trap... that or peanut butter. they like silicone cookware too.
    1
  1516. seems pretty obvious from the title... it's not even that bad...
    1
  1517. I can't really consider it fully accurate unless it did...
    1
  1518. lol... my lawnmower has like 10 safety lockouts on it.... vehicles have next to nothing. and just like all these other electronic systems in vehicles, they mean more things to break and a harder time fixing them when they do.
    1
  1519. idk about the whole models looking more realistic in physics situations, you can't really scale physics and I can often tell when it's a miniature.
    1
  1520. bro, your whisk is a bundle of sticks.
    1
  1521. the sign says sushi... all you weebs can just stop.
    1
  1522. totally a scam.
    1
  1523. because they not a thing...
    1
  1524. yes, I can. bye.
    1
  1525. thought several generations of families lived together in asian culture? maybe shes just milkin rich white man for some money...
    1
  1526. what happened to ventura 2016?!
    1
  1527. lol... all that just to break the windows.
    1
  1528. what has this comment become? >.<
    1
  1529. lies... ALL LIES!!
    1
  1530. I'd just be like "ok god, let me see you create dirt". have you seen god create dirt?
    1
  1531. no wonder you didn't catch any fish, you loud as fuck.
    1
  1532. wow... that was a long ad. kinda disappointed you didn't touch on gauge too... (as in firearms)
    1
  1533. angry light pixies. knew it.
    1
  1534. omg, skypnet bots are taking over!!
    1
  1535. when did I sub to a list channel?! cya~
    1
  1536. pretty sure I could tell it's not a real burger...
    1
  1537. or turn it into alcohol :D
    1
  1538. well we all know one is going to be pufferfish...
    1
  1539. these animations are so cringy.
    1
  1540. holy pointing gestures batman!
    1
  1541. never even occured to me TBH... but I feel like they could make it work. many of these "problems" are also problems for other things on planes that have been dealt with.
    1
  1542. lies! :o
    1
  1543. hwill hweaton.
    1
  1544. because... ya know... the gold biting thing. did anyone not know this?
    1
  1545. I don't... it's always seemed stupid to me.
    1
  1546. well... they got the buttons right?
    1
  1547. better try the new new coke while it's around then...
    1
  1548. I was wondering if I was the only one distracted by the tightness of that shirt... now that I scroll down to the comments I see it's the focus of the video.
    1
  1549. who cares?
    1
  1550. garlic breath? I can smell garlic on my skin for days after I even touch it. (fresh garlic anyways)
    1
  1551. that's no moon!
    1
  1552. ha, knew you had to have used 2 melons...
    1
  1553. well that's kinda lame... explosives are a much more interesting way to fight fire with fire.
    1
  1554. but you'll need a flux capacitor!
    1
  1555.  @USBionicMarine  ...of science!!
    1
  1556. do the "robots" we've already sent not count? also, did you fake hawkings "voice"? he has a very specific sound that he refuses to change...
    1
  1557. I thought someone tried to draw a diagram of hawking radiation and hawking just decided to be a smartass :P
    1
  1558. the one time I was actually hoping it would be the other guy... but it's simon.
    1
  1559. why would someone literally brand there product as cheep? crazy tape people...
    1
  1560. just stop trying to solve it and figure out time travel... then go to a point in time when there's a solution. ez.
    1
  1561. whats up with english people saying not instead of zero? is this supposed to be some nitpicky thing about 0 not being a number? sounds so silly.
    1
  1562. heh... hes wearing a tricorne. love it.
    1
  1563. hardly counts if you screen them that much...
    1
  1564. I've never herd of or experienced this... what?
    1
  1565. BILL! BILL! BILL!
    1
  1566. pff... blue apron. did they send you the half a brussel sprout for garnish like in their ads?
    1
  1567. looks like they're reaching for a gun.
    1
  1568. not like Adam couldn't buy him 20 new ones if he broke it...
    1
  1569. there hasn't been anything in my VCR for over 10 years...
    1
  1570. 3:12 it says "Dix". that is all.
    1
  1571. asians. they like peanut oil.
    1
  1572. "the croc moves in for the kill, but the monkeys can smell him coming a mile away."
    1
  1573. pff... bunch of jerk ducks.
    1
  1574. ain't no way that got got those teeth in it's mouth on it's own...
    1
  1575. no wonder everything costs so much... not only does he take helicopters and planes everywhere but there's like 6 of each playing a game of eggshells. >.>
    1
  1576. you could totally do infomercials.
    1
  1577. AMBURGER!!
    1
  1578. incognito... wearing his own glasses in a suit that says "savage".
    1
  1579. and I thought it was going to be convection... so once it's all heated up it'll stop moving?
    1
  1580. lmao alberta is going to secede? ok, good luck being a land locked micro-nation bordering america. at least quebec physically could secede... tho they never will cuz as is mentioned they're getting a ridiculous amount of handouts...
    1
  1581. kinda sad that modern bridges don't last like those old stone ones...
    1
  1582. most people don't need to be worried about this >.>
    1
  1583. though there are a bunch of cases of judges throwing out cases that seem suspicious but have no concrete proof...
    1
  1584. what? russian dish similar to craps?
    1
  1585. seems like not a great place for people to learn to fly :S
    1
  1586. -emails simon another picture of a kinder joy
    1
  1587. scumbags.
    1
  1588. omg you're such a sellout...
    1
  1589. TMI breh... TMI.
    1
  1590. it's a 12 hour timer... 13 minutes isn't going to matter...
    1
  1591. CCP shills!!
    1
  1592. I used to absolutely hate sausages with fennel in them... it doesn't really bother me anymore, but I still don't really think the flavor fits all that well.
    1
  1593. wtf they mean "ufos don't exist"?! they had no idea there was a balloon flying right over them and it took them another week to figure out what it was and what to do about it lol
    1
  1594. so I guess adam got his own channel...
    1
  1595. I like how he admit he's doing this because he doesn't like it...
    1
  1596. good thing my house isn't airtight...
    1
  1597. "rain sparks renewed gold rush" "it's not actually renewed..."
    1
  1598. I find it somewhat hard to believe that no other acidic foods were eaten off pewter plates before a tomato... and I doubt it would leech enough lead for it to matter much.
    1
  1599. except a large part of why most people watch movies is to later talk about them with others... if everyone's watching their own movie no one can discuss it really.
    1
  1600. that's gotta be like the 6th time I've heard simon either talk about or mention this AAairpass thing...
    1
  1601. they still are for doomsday nuts!!!
    1
  1602. isn't one a lot bigger?
    1
  1603. why do all of the machines sound like they're leaking?
    1
  1604. others have done the research if you look.
    1
  1605. I'm not taking a big brown pill on a boat with an abundance of horse crap on board...
    1
  1606. I imagine experiencing one of those floods felt kinda like the world was about to end...
    1
  1607. why would a vehicle with no doors have air conditioning? and why would the be surprising? the surprising thing is that you think a vehicle with no doors would have air conditioning >.>
    1
  1608. "ring of a vagina. we are very christian. hush hush, you can't say that."
    1
  1609. doesn't work. ask people who use those payday loan places... you keep borrowing and eventually you get such awful/massive interest you'll never pay it.
    1
  1610. a biography on a mummified neolithic humanoid... that's a thing I guess. next do one on attack helicopters.
    1
  1611. they want africans movies... but do dey kno de way?
    1
  1612. ya, but like 99% of people who just do city driving would never notice... and it probably saved the company like half a cent per pump...
    1
  1613. you buy a weeks worth of food every day?
    1
  1614. 1. they let foreigner investors buy real estate 2. they don't limit the number of properties someone can own 3. they let more people into the country than there are resources to sustain the population this guy is goin on about "how didn't they notice there weren't enough houses and build more?!"... well how about how didn't they notice there's a housing crisis and stop importing additional demand?!
    1
  1615.  @robocop581  that's for those countries to allow or disallow
    1
  1616.  @robocop581  and now you're seeing part of the problem...
    1
  1617.  @robocop581  the free market is causing a housing crisis? are we on the same page here or is there some point you're trying to prove but waiting for me to say some key phrase before you jump out and yell "AHA!!"?
    1
  1618. ​ @robocop581  not if it's a foreign investor
    1
  1619. ford is such a windbag... idk why anyone voted him back in >.>
    1
  1620. I think we all know new hummers are just glorified pickup trucks though...
    1
  1621. wow, you've turned beer into electricity! take my money!
    1
  1622. don't think exaggerating is a new thing... destroyed doesn't have to mean it no longer exists.
    1
  1623. blackberry wasn't cool... and I don't remember them doing any advertising really. also they were at an awkward price point as I recall costing more than a standard cellphone and requiring extra data packages but not doing as much as an Iphone could for just a little more.
    1
  1624. well, a bushel is a measure of volume not weight so idk the point of pointing out that oats don't weigh the same as corn. kinda like a pint, I bet a pint of beer doesn't weigh the same as a pint of berries.
    1
  1625. the whole point of buying a duster can is because the gas doesn't absorb moisture or have lubricants in it... otherwise I'd just use a compressor.
    1
  1626. wow... you're late. haven't you got the memo that they're dead and it's time to censor people and air BS stories throwing blame around?
    1
  1627. i got a pack, I'll sell em to you for a million dollars. wana live?
    1
  1628.  @faaaail  I'm fairly confident at this point that africa creates it's own problems and then crys for help because they feel they've been mistreated by the world...
    1
  1629. don't they eat more rye breads and such in germany? maybe wheat doesn't grow as well there? cultural foods are often closely linked with what was traditionally farmed or gathered in an area.
    1
  1630. hate to break up the party, but the reversal is a literary tool predating shakespear.
    1
  1631. is it just me or does blue origins logo look like a dick?
    1
  1632. well if you know anything about the U2 you'd know it's hard to hand because of it's unbalanced landing gear.... so the pitch of the deck doesn't really matter in that regard...
    1
  1633. think most of the cruise ship disasters I've heard of involved carnival... no idea how it's stock price was so high before this.
    1
  1634. now you call it a flame but it's clearly a light... must be an upstate newyork expression...
    1
  1635. wouldn't want to offend people by making the diary look too much like a bible while looking for the holy grail...
    1
  1636. "that's how the fords do business... give us a call."
    1
  1637. it's a musk melon
    1
  1638.  @MisterPerson-fk1tx  not sure, maybe originally.
    1
  1639.  @gardenersgraziers7261  which is a type of musk melon :P
    1
  1640. couldn't you object that removing his hand is demeaning? wearing a glove is different than removing a hand, could you just take off someones fake leg? and data is wearing his uniform... is an army uniform not acceptable court attire?
    1
  1641. did the KFC video not do as well as expected or something? this is like the third video made to promote that video...
    1
  1642. why else would someone have a pocket full of posies?!
    1
  1643. navy: "you're illegally fishing in our waters, leave or we will open fire." chinese fishing ship: navy: fires warning shots and repeats warning chinese fishing ship: navy: sinks chinese fishing ship chinese fishing ship: "why you do dis?!"
    1
  1644. did those masked people just repeatedly toast each other but never actually drink their beer because they can't take off their mask?
    1
  1645. because people don't want to pay for content they had been geting for free?
    1
  1646. it would seem to me that the fan isn't included in the 1500w.
    1
  1647. wonder what they flying into that private airport in compton...
    1
  1648. or just get a fan...
    1
  1649. a swimming squid? as opposed to the walking variety?
    1
  1650. I don't care about what you're saying, but I like your beard.
    1
  1651. lol... was thinking that guy laying on his stomach was just asking to fall in. then "oops someone fell in!"
    1
  1652. I also change my shoes at a public bench and leave the other pair sitting there.
    1
  1653. but has anyone ever made a flying car boat?
    1
  1654. people just get stupider and stupider... the world stays the same.
    1
  1655. "and what this?" "this here is all salmonella... we inclubated this chicken so it's all salmonella."
    1
  1656. what are you talking about? I can buy a pack of crumpets at the store.
    1
  1657. people don't seem to be aware that it used to be pretty normal for large families to live in smaller homes with 1 room for the parents and 1 shared room for the children... in a time before computers or video games when people spent more time outside the home people didn't need as much space to house their crap.
    1
  1658. it's definitely whoever wrote an update consisting entire of 0s fault...
    1
  1659.  @thelanavishnuorchestra  the only way this makes any sense is if an AI wrote it any no one checked it...
    1
  1660. pretty sure if you asked adam what the most underappreciated tool is every week he'd always say something different... before it was those japanese saws, and his multi-tool.
    1
  1661. I've actually got my shoe stuck above the brake pedal before... so idk maybe it's safer to drive without shoes?
    1
  1662. probably wouldn't even need to use limestone if you get enough ash in the water... ash is quite alkaline.
    1
  1663. it's fun to hear more about mythbusters, especially the bits that couldn't be mentioned before. thanks adam!
    1
  1664. lol guide ripped you off
    1
  1665. what about people with more severe autism? or with more mild? one of the biggest issues with supporting people with autism is the huge variation in symptoms.
    1
  1666. not the first time a unit mix-match caused issues... at least it didn't crash a plane and kill several hundred people.
    1
  1667. wouldn't that have been a thing if you crashed the helicopter with a parachute...
    1
  1668. hopefully it's better than the "high quality" healthcare system...
    1
  1669. so shotguns are too brutal, but a club with nails sticking out of it isnt?
    1
  1670. except when you ruin the wok and have to go buy a whole new cooker because good luck finding another wok that fits that...
    1
  1671. seems like they'd already be viable to shoot down nukes... even if you could only fire it once, you can only fire a missile once.
    1
  1672. this is what you get when you let chinese millionares buy foreign game studios as an investment...
    1
  1673. lol... adam stood there playing with his balls for so long they had to cut.
    1
  1674. I mean... the best way to solve credit card debit is to not take out debt you don't have a plan to repay... but shit happens, and you can always declare bankruptcy.
    1
  1675. sounds like you ruined someones grandfathers boat with your ideas.
    1
  1676. I see curds all the time... on poutine.
    1
  1677. the bananas remember.
    1
  1678. an amalgamation oh greesy hippy hair and lack of effort.
    1
  1679. this just reminds me of my dad bitching at me to put tools away when I'm done with them meanwhile all of his workbenches are piled high with random tools and bits of scrap...
    1
  1680. wait... so you're telling me that 90% of people who use keeps don't lose their hair? remarkable.
    1
  1681. kinda seems unfair to group costcos with their one store brand which seems entirely reasonable to these hives of brands...
    1
  1682. I just find it disheartening that I repeatedly know things that so-called "professionals" I'm expected to trust with my health and safety should and don't...
    1
  1683. you could say a dare is a sort of coercion... I guess.
    1
  1684. yes, trains obvious carry more than 2 trains worth of goods.
    1
  1685. why does no one who talks about beatles ever talk about people punching each other when they saw them? was that only a thing around here?
    1
  1686. could you imagine just working away at a KFC doing exactly what your manager asked and colonel sanders himself randomly walks in and starts going off about how awful everything is...
    1
  1687. "where's the hamburger?" "about 3 cities over"
    1
  1688. lol half of these were CSI episodes...
    1
  1689. well we already have batteries that explode when damaged...
    1
  1690. if it was trumpty dumpty it might have been a prophecy.
    1
  1691. wtf kinda dumb convention bans people for getting attacked?!
    1
  1692. let em all resign.
    1
  1693. it's never a good sign when a premade component leaks... could be messed up inside too. probably going to come back to haunt you.
    1
  1694. "nono, I agree with you... you're paying me... we're just losing gold sir."
    1
  1695. "please drop the knife." "THERE'S NO BEING MEEK! PLEASE DROP THE KNIFE!!!"
    1
  1696. famous people having others sign things for them isn't something new... most of what he does is just standard deception they've been using on T.V. and in other media for decades... wouldn't be surprised if he has a marketing degree or something. if he didn't spend some of his money on lawyers that'd probably be the dumbest thing he's ever done... one would imagine he's done that.
    1
  1697. how old are this guys tires that they're becoming brittle? this guy probably buys a new set of tires once per car and he's worried if it's sustainable? this guy would lose his mind if needed winter tires...
    1
  1698. realistically tho, people probably ate crickets and other bugs before they ate cows.
    1
  1699. beanie babies were the stupidest thing ever, I only ever had one and I don't even remember how I got it... then I found out it happened to be one of the earlier more collectable ones. oh well.
    1
  1700. fly 2020
    1
  1701. meanwhile at elon musks secret lair...
    1
  1702. remember when there used to be green chips in bags of potato chips and people would say stuff like "oh don't eat the green chips! they're poison!" :P
    1
  1703. maybe the fact that they don't sell rare varieties of wine in other countries at a reasonable price has something to do with the demand....
    1
  1704. cmon man, the coolest car is without a doubt chitty chitty bang bang.
    1
  1705. people thought he was the worst... then trump happened XD
    1
  1706. traffic on the left? those trucks are just driving up the center of the road lol.
    1
  1707. "these areas are the common herritage of all mankind and belong to everyone... therefore no one can do anything there."
    1
  1708. I don't even care what simon is talking about... he talks about the same topics repeatedly most of the time... he's just enjoyable to listen to.
    1
  1709. so what your saying is you titled the video incorrectly?
    1
  1710. looks like a plunger.
    1
  1711. kinda funny... I've always had horrible chicken scratch hand writing, but last week I had the realization that writing is actually drawing and instantly my writing got like 300% better. tho I'm still not great at drawing, so it still sucks lol.
    1
  1712. only 80's micheal jackson could choreograph that many zombies.
    1
  1713. lol a bulldozer... just hope the house doesn't have a basement I guess. remember the video you did about the armored bulldozer that got stuck on a basement and that was the end of him?!
    1
  1714. NO WAY MAN!!! ONLY CANADA AND DENMARK MAN!!
    1
  1715. you can't not define things and then have a legal document with 29 specific exceptions... that's directly contradictory.
    1
  1716. @MarssBarss-k3e agreed.
    1
  1717. ya, we should give this thing to everyone at once... that way if there are un-forseen effects we're all screwed. and average lifespan has increased BECAUSE child mortality has dropped. they're the same thing. >.>
    1
  1718. "just brush it off and throw some tremclad on there... it'll be fine."
    1
  1719. those other things aren't as deadly as you might think... I've been shocked by wires and outlets and such like 3 times and snow is highly insulating.
    1
  1720. she knew no one would see her from the highway because she's stupid and can't start a fire...
    1
  1721.  @drewthompson7457  I've heard it's better to buy the premium (high octane) fuel for small engines anyways. from my experience they'll run on just about w.e you stick in them tho lol.
    1
  1722.  @lashlarue7924  in canada. must be hit and miss though, had some gas sitting this past winter that wont run things.
    1
  1723. jesus used a fork to eat spaghetti for your sins! using a fork is a sin! worship pasta!
    1
  1724. well that's a weird one.
    1
  1725. invasive species? well one of those packs was citrus seeds of some sort and there's no way that'd be invasive in canada... also saw what could have been carrots, marigolds, sunflowers, morning glories, nothing invasive there... maybe borage but lol. weird for sure. has anyone thought to scan the bar codes on them?
    1
  1726. it's in the middle of a road... and they had a functional phone... it's not like no one would have found them.
    1
  1727. well this was pretty stupid... what was the point?
    1
  1728. "planes are obsolete, we have ICBMs now!" "the ICBMs are useless, put the missiles on a plane!"
    1
  1729. anus fruit? pretty sure most of those are seeds breh... only one plant comes up when you plant one... it's not even a beet ffs.
    1
  1730. you aren't talking nearly loud enough... you have to hold the camera like 1/2" from your face and yell directly at it to insure that it can hear you.
    1
  1731. it's not really a new concept, people have been selling "grab bags" of things like garbage trading cards for decades...
    1
  1732. why did you get all mesh chairs? where are the generic office chairs with cushions?
    1
  1733. what's the deal with the illuminati tea cup at 5:31?
    1
  1734. I live next to one and have never seen an issue. it's just an open crossing too... no barriers, just some lights and bells... no one has ever gotten stuck on the road in that spot, go figure. almost like peoples reliance on signals and signs and things is the problem.
    1
  1735.  @TP-ct2js  cuz it's a hassle and they're trying to get old people to use it to save on paper... it's all about saving them money and doing it right costs money.
    1
  1736. they don't need signs that there's a giant hole there... it's an active closed construction site that these morons were trespassing on.
    1
  1737. there are already cheaper and easier mechanical energy storage solutions... why would anyone even consider a bunch of cranes with so many points of failure as opposed to something simple like pumping water up a hill? even something like a giant flywheel is simpler and probably better. the most complicated solution is never the best one. edit: well you said that. one thing I never hear mentioned though is potential energy loss through evaporation of the water, but that's probably not a lot.
    1
  1738. I've had one of those convection toaster ovens for years... they're much better than those "air fryers".
    1
  1739. so basically scotland, ireland, and wales were too small to be their own countries so clumped themselves in with britain politically but still want to maintain autonomy...
    1
  1740. ohhh... dollar GENERAL STORE... now I get it.
    1
  1741. this nuclear triad seems to have more to do with the classic internal competition between the US army, air force, and navy... ofc if one of their nukes isn't as good as one of the others it's a "national security issue"... also an ego issue.
    1
  1742. imagine if environmentalists existed back then and wanted to "protect" the sea floor...
    1
  1743. I'm starting to think this was some sort of plan to sell a bunch of military equipment to the taliban... someone should really look into that.
    1
  1744. I'm half way through this and grant hasn't been mentioned. shame on you for the clickbait.
    1
  1745. I love how you re-used the photos of decontamination stations at banana plantations tho XD
    1
  1746. "they figured they should look into it... so the military budget was massively increased and no one talked about it anymore.'
    1
  1747. didn't he invent the philosophers stone?
    1
  1748. oh, so I was wrong... it's 13x not 10x...
    1
  1749. idk, I'd say she's providing all those un-needed details in an attempt to seem more co-operative.
    1
  1750. "oh hey, simon has a beard that looks good because he's of european or possibly middle eastern decent... probably jewish... he must know all about things to put in beards to make them more beardly... I think I'll buy his beards and beard accessories!"
    1
  1751. it's so cringe to listen to you say "I get so much pleasure out of his discomfort" but that's just who you are...
    1
  1752. no one wants to pay someone who's always asking for help... it's super easy to say and feel good but doesn't work in the real world.
    1
  1753. there's like one recorded case of someone getting their nuts bit off by a fish... but ofc it always comes up. I don't even think it was a piranha...
    1
  1754. you know jello isn't always a desert thing? savory jelly salads used to be big as side dishes... if you know any old people who like to entertain guests you've likely encountered jelly salads. bad jelly salads and being a plain bland desert served to old people killed jello... generally just being an "kid and old person food".
    1
  1755. guess what? no one is forcing you to buy it.
    1
  1756. nowhere on earth? what about the yellowstone zone of death?
    1
  1757. wait what? what's the point of gloves with holes in them?!
    1
  1758. heh, IN bedford.
    1
  1759. that star formation looks like a cawk.
    1
  1760. didn't a car company do a study on the dimple thing and couldn't get the same results? edit: ya... "used the wrong kind of vehicle" ok :P
    1
  1761. that's fine, canada can handle the tariffs on oil... wouldn't want to be "unfair". :P
    1
  1762.  @prnw007  she does seem pretty comfortable with sliding large masses down her throat...
    1
  1763. twig and berries? the twins? tom and jerry? junk? one eyed trouser trout? hanging danny? fishing rod? love gun? purple helmet warrior? carrot? sausage? weiner? wang? shlong? family jewels? unmenationables? package? dingle? tender bits? heat seeking moisture missile?
    1
  1764.  @DanusBear  the term wobbly bits is...
    1
  1765.  @DanusBear  shit... maybe you're right. not terribly specific is it? boobs can dangle.
    1
  1766. I guess I'm the only one who doesn't really care about peoples sets...
    1
  1767. "or anyone else" not saying it's aliens... but it's aliens.
    1
  1768. simon's beard was the second gunman... they distracted the CIA with his shinny head... thanks to dollar shave club! "I know when I need to distract the CIA with my head I go with dollar shave club"
    1
  1769. how is it a story for another time? the history of gambling and pinball are heavily intertwined.
    1
  1770. they use those as bait. would you eat a worm?
    1
  1771. never breaks down? doubt it...
    1
  1772. a button? more likely it's a sun dial, the primary method used to tell time before the invention of clocks...
    1
  1773. I haven't seen a price of software on a disk that doesn't have DRM in like... 15 years.
    1
  1774. what about "no room to swing a cat"?
    1
  1775. there is no "poor mans pumpkin" you bumpkin! they're all squash.
    1
  1776. how do you not know what savory tastes like? it's a common seasoning.
    1
  1777. don't you hate it when you get food in your botulism?
    1
  1778. the whistler network.
    1
  1779. that sucks... my ASUS board is over 10 years old and still working great. one of the best MOBO I've ever had.
    1
  1780. in what movie have you ever seen a silenced revolver? I can't think of any...
    1
  1781. 0:08 oh I see, north korea finally has a second telephone. yes that will come in handy to communicate that they want to use a weapon should they ever manage to obtain one...
    1
  1782. be a shame if someone on the adam ragusea subreddit had something negative to say... might have to censor them or something...
    1
  1783. this guy and his mustache are creeping me out. or is that marmalade?
    1
  1784. makes me kinda wonder how effective it would be to have some sort of thermite flare that they'd try to lob on top of a tank...
    1
  1785. rising storm is a great example of this in games... bunch of noobs running into your artillery and dying >.>
    1
  1786. oh soup... thought it said soap. no I'm not intrigued... I'm aware of this method. good luck with your hair.
    1
  1787. he looks like badger from breaking bad... though I'm not really surprised someone who made their money through crypto made some questionable decisions.
    1
  1788. ya, a month ago was the time to shut down all flights and actually treat this like a pandemic rather than just sending people home and telling them not to go out...
    1
  1789. they still use them in africa lol
    1
  1790. what house am I supposed to be looking at? they all look pretty messed up to me...
    1
  1791. they didn't fix it... that's what happened.
    1
  1792. so other than a handful of assholes making a bunch of money off common folk is there any other reason not to just have the government manage housing? privatizing necessities just isn't a great plan.
    1
  1793. happened because lego released $200+ sets no reasonable person would buy as a toy for their child and hardly anyone bought them... now they're "rare" and used as an example to sell beanie baby sets.
    1
  1794. keep tellin you you've done stuff... but you're just all "no no, we haven't done that before".
    1
  1795. right? that is the most mangled charred wreckage I've ever seen footage of and was almost definitely fully engulfed in flames on the way down and broke up before it even hit. there are usually like wings fragments and bits of doors and stuff with paint on it but that stuff it all soot black and scattered over with no obvious impact point. I'm not saying it exploded, but it exploded.
    1
  1796. youtube just recommended me this video... guess the algorithm is getting desensitized by 2021...
    1
  1797. lol they were going to use this shit to replace packing peanuts a few years ago... what happened to that? problems with moisture and the mushrooms infecting what you're trying to protect? ya, thought so. thank god these coffins don't have metal handles though.
    1
  1798.  @JS-wc4xs  might be pasturized... but it's not in a can so can't be canned :P
    1
  1799. get a puppy that was born and raised outdoors. dogs are very aware of surfaces, you want a puppy that associates grass and dirt with peeing/pooing, not floors and cardboard. if you do that and are diligent about taking the puppy out on a regular schedule there should be minimal issues.
    1
  1800. I'm just going to park on this dried out old bush...
    1
  1801. it's always better to be lucky than to be good... even if your good, luck can turn against you.
    1
  1802. looks like your typical communist car...
    1
  1803. well they sure managed to mess up tims... lotta canadians don't like the changes and are going elsewhere for their coffee... often to Mc donalds since they supposedly picked up tims old coffee supplier.
    1
  1804. disappointed at lack of jurassic park "nobody cares" meme...
    1
  1805. just laying around in your back yard one day enjoying a cool beverage when suddenly you're hit by an arrow from space...
    1
  1806. why isn't cold fusion making videos about my crazy theories?
    1
  1807. contrary to what some may think planes are perfectly capable of flying with a hole in them... the panel wrapping it's self around the tail was a bit of an issue, but really not that big of a deal.
    1
  1808. pretty sure people just don't taste like fish... it's more not food taste than bad taste.
    1
  1809. that euros one is scary. I wouldn't trust a chinese rivet to hold a sharp blade whirling around at several thousand RPM... should have stuck a regular sawblade on and compared it too, pretty sure that's what my dad did for a brush blade lol.
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  1810.  @honeysucklecat  also that they'll do things we would assume no one in their right mind would do... like using toxic materials instead of the correct ones. if I contracted you to make me a sandwich I'd assume the bread isn't laced with arsenic.
    1
  1811. cept that town you "blew up" lol.
    1
  1812. "you could use ____, but I prefer to use _____." - pulls out $300 tool that does one job
    1
  1813. wtf "huey fung foods"?
    1
  1814. simon put on pants just for this video. he's also wearing bunny slippers... like peter cushing.
    1
  1815. the trigger was over-saturating a super-saturated solution...
    1
  1816. not sure if it's a kukri or that other knife that looks similar... but ya.
    1
  1817. thought they banned everyone for no reason and went to talk to the AI bot...
    1
  1818. I'd take my own life before I trusted their so-called "professionals" again!
    1
  1819. wait... you mena jagermeister isn't supposed to taste like crayons? anis maybe...
    1
  1820. how are people who don't realize breaking their legs will disrupt their daily life considered "rational thinkers"?
    1
  1821. pretty sure at some point more water would seem in from the oceans...
    1
  1822. I really enjoyed the use of pyrotechnics in this display... well done russia.
    1
  1823.  @DanusBear  or you just read the ones that don't...
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  1824.  @DanusBear  wow, I just realized you commented... good ol danny boy!
    1
  1825.  @DanusBear  you obviously did for that one ;p
    1
  1826. so if they're gonna use something like that what was stopping them from doin it until now?
    1
  1827. they got it specifically without toppings so it would dry out and keep...
    1
  1828. his house got lost... maybe he was drunk.
    1
  1829. most people with kids shouldn't have kids. they have no idea what they're doing.
    1
  1830. lol.. I remember people talking about this back in the 90s and giggling about it. it does kiiiinda look like 70s/80s fashion though... probably how it got past the company.
    1
  1831. it's a nude beach... where are people keeping their change?!
    1
  1832. isn't it possible if you drilled into the mantle it'd be like drilling through a sheet of ice covering a lake and a bunch of magma would spew out the hole?
    1
  1833. only one ever made? thought they always made extra costumes?
    1
  1834. figured you could train yourself to do it... it's not like people are born knowing how to ride bikes to begin with.
    1
  1835. still... if I were on a plane that was going down I'd rather have a parachute than not. most of those reasons make sense in the case of minor malfunctions, but in a true disaster situation I think most of those would be either irrelevant or could be easily worked around (like wait until a lower altitude to jump?). wana freak people out on a flight? bring a parachute as carry on. lol.
    1
  1836. the national dairy shrine? O.o
    1
  1837. big wangers.
    1
  1838. inb4 it's a secret parachute.
    1
  1839.  @slagellajs  so it's incase they get lost in a cave looking for pokemon?
    1
  1840. you know, it is weird that the omish obviously have the capacity to shave but choose not to... tho as stated a beard is essentially a right of passage for them so w.e the fuck.
    1
  1841. yes, it should have... but for the thousands of years people have lived in groups people have been compassionate for others and took care of them allowing disabling conditions to thrive...
    1
  1842. home prices going down was obviously temporary... there's still a housing crisis basically everywhere..
    1
  1843. OMG NOT DIABETS!!
    1
  1844. heh, prehistoric brexit.
    1
  1845. I was wondering who was eating his crap...
    1
  1846. that "40 year old stone basin" looks suspiciously like an old bathtub to me...
    1
  1847. because labor in japan is expensive... they make the same thing in china for a fraction of the price.
    1
  1848. so it's not a concrete wall?
    1
  1849. omg, a fish shit in the ocean and it wasn't processed! someone call bill!
    1
  1850. pretty sure photo-electric alarms start to give more false alarms over time as dust builds up in the chamber...
    1
  1851. ya... they put the chargers in the cars... makes the charging stations cheaper.
    1
  1852. with all the airbags at this point it might be easier to just wear a driving suit that inflates around you james bond style...
    1
  1853. if there's no difference between organic and non-organic then it's not possible to test for it... likewise if you can test if something is organic or not then there's a difference. make up your mind science...
    1
  1854. lool... wtf this is like 1000x worse than trump holding the bible upside down...
    1
  1855. how much you want to bet those aren't 2 different vehicles but in reality the front and rear of the same one?
    1
  1856. seem to recall they made a huge deal of this olympics... so greece kinda had to make it impressive. in hindsight it probably wasn't a good choice, but how were they to know the biggest recession in a century was just 4 years away?
    1
  1857. "your car caught fire because you used the wrong tires" wow.
    1
  1858. E. cloatica?
    1
  1859. inb4 simon holds a concert for all his fans and it ends up being a bunch of tents with sandwiches.
    1
  1860. what? does no one else use these anymore? I still use CFLs... LEDs flicker bothered my dad so we never got LED lights and I guess I just kept using CFLs..
    1
  1861. there's like a handful of confirmed cases of this... I don't think it was as common as you're making it out to be.
    1
  1862. cats are the devil... thankfully you could save the owners of that home while destroying their wall.
    1
  1863. 3 hours is too long for half-,melted ice cream...
    1
  1864. if you're going to hire an immigration consultant maybe hire someone with a canadian name >.>
    1
  1865. haaaa!
    1
  1866. someone you know always fucks you...
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  1867. they're kids joe... they can remember things for more than an hour...
    1
  1868. but what's the price of tea in china?!?!
    1
  1869. where do you live that you're finding machine guns? the middle east?
    1
  1870. "nothing can go wrong" is kinda an overstatement... plenty can go wrong and the plane will still be perfectly capable of landing safely.
    1
  1871. lmfao... hobby animators can't afford thousand dollar unreal engine licenses.
    1
  1872. I kinda want a "DUR" sign now...
    1
  1873. this video is so gay.
    1
  1874. why are you putting leaves on a fish?
    1
  1875. but why are you looking for mexicans? cheaper?
    1
  1876.  @TodayIFoundOut  oh lol, ok :P
    1
  1877. no... this is fine... you're just hyper woke now...
    1
  1878. I thought that was alan rickmans character in galaxy quest...
    1
  1879. well I guess now that you aren't charging for it I'll watch this random documentary about an airport that I really don't care that much about... thanks.
    1
  1880. pretty sure the point of an impact driver is to actually have an impact for applications like drilling stone/concrete...
    1
  1881. I love that I didn't watch the end of this video for several days after starting it...
    1
  1882. oh...too bad.
    1
  1883.  @joshuaortiz2031  seems like an awful lot of smoke for smokeless powder.
    1
  1884. shortly later people realized a nuclear powered plane was an awful idea...
    1
  1885. he can... and he doesn't... democracy applies to domestic matters... you don't vote every time trump makes a trade deal lol.
    1
  1886. lol wow... could have at least come up with a better excuse like "I can't talk about an ongoing investigation" or something...
    1
  1887. does this guy have a friend from every country?
    1
  1888. the only reason studies support marijuana being stronger is because the stuff they're comparing the modern product to has been sitting in an evidence locker for 50+ years... and it was probably crap mexican shag back then too. people have been making high potency hashish many times stronger than raw marijuana for thousands of years, yet this fact is constantly ignored. you're so transparently biased it's hilarious.
    1
  1889. what? tons of people have no advice regarding law school... there aren't many people without butts.
    1
  1890. the whole european power system has the feel of a childrens toy... everything is bigger, runs slower, has a bunch of ridiculous safety features that get in the way, isn't as versatile...
    1
  1891. you can't fight the ocean... it's bigger than you.
    1
  1892. it costs more to be middle class now... back in the 50s or w.e there weren't a billion subscriptions to pay for along with house payments or w.e... they weren't paying for cell phones and netflix and amazon prime and so on.
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  1893. exactly the opposite. I hated the direction the show went. I can pretty much point out the exact episode when it happened and I'm sure you can too... who's idea was it to sell out to chevy volt? then to change the intro? then to fire grant, tory, and carrey... then you quit. so ya, "I wouldn't change a bloody thing." from about season 4-8 after you threw out that asshole director who had you shocked with the cow fence idol. I'm a bit embarrassed I seem to be able to remember mythbusters aired episodes better than you, but then again it's the thing I put on to relax and fall asleep usually.. I've watched season 1-12 or so like a billion times and never bothered to get the new ones. I kinda want to see them but feel like it's just ruin it at the same time... so thanks for what you did and thanks for ending it I guess.
    1
  1894. wait, are you telling me there was a U.S. carrier named "kitty hawk"? the russians probably wanted to rid the world of just a silly ship name...
    1
  1895. women be like "we have the right to be topless if we want(although we don't)! but don't look at us!!!"
    1
  1896. they don't have the conditioning you have to understand what a phone is or how to work one. they'd probably end up either worshiping it as an idol or using the plastic as a float for fishing.
    1
  1897. kinda want to know more about those flintlock grenade launchers...
    1
  1898. I bet if you ask a non-canadian they don't even know about it... and only conservative supporters are making a big deal of it... so really only like a third of canada cares and that's literally it.
    1
  1899. how much does it reduce the range if it's cold AND you want to have heat so you don't freeze to death on the way?
    1
  1900. it all lines up so well with the story though...
    1
  1901. maybe they don't know the talibans number... do you know it?
    1
  1902. or you could just make a raft... that's flat enough.
    1
  1903. he's so making light of that... a vantage point isn't a hiding place.
    1
  1904. what "nuclear saber radling these days"? is it the 60s again?
    1
  1905.  @TheEvilmooseofdoom  they also had a PR video with a nuke targeting florda... it's not sabor radling when there's no retaliation to their BS PR.
    1
  1906. this guy sounds like a cigarette butt.
    1
  1907. anyone else wonder if he'd devoted ihs life to medical science could he have cured himself? could he have cured cancer? etc?
    1
  1908. ya, the release is the tricky part of a trebuchet... as I recall I went through a similar problem solving process with it when I built one with my dad.
    1
  1909. that's because you're... not weird apparently? still sounds weird to me.
    1
  1910. way to make your rocket look like a penis india...
    1
  1911. and every year now there are a dozen articles in tech magazines questioning if it'll be the last year for moore's law.
    1
  1912. "purchased" or seized in the name of the queen?
    1
  1913. he could definitely have put a little more effort into those cat sound effects... very cartoony
    1
  1914.  @TomOConnor-BlobOpera  yet they can have drones with flamethrowers?
    1
  1915. ya well... we import the rest of the worlds mediocrity now...
    1
  1916. what? there's plenty of rain up in the northern hemisphere... maybe if china stopped seeding rain so much it wouldn't be all messed up.
    1
  1917. really though, how many people do you know that roll around with 10 grand or more?
    1
  1918.  @2Truth4Liberty  somewhat, but less because the angle is better. sure they can still strip, but out of the 3 common heads(at least here in canada) they're easily the best and I'm not using torque screws to build something simple like a doghouse...
    1
  1919. why does this seem so fake?
    1
  1920. I love how whenever anyone talks about any object adam has the best most esoteric version of it imaginable...
    1
  1921. the companies don't stop making these chemicals when they get banned... they just sell them to india instead...
    1
  1922. DEY TERK ER JURBS!!
    1
  1923. you can't decline to certify it if it quits!!
    1
  1924. ya I didn't think these were that rare... probably because they're not in canada.
    1
  1925. maybe for like 15min... you might not know everything about that situation...
    1
  1926. pretty sure you can just take it to the bank and they'll trade in the pieces for a whole bill as long as it's identifyable...
    1
  1927. what ever happened to simon's beard oil?
    1
  1928. no one wants to think a serial killer is anything like them... it's much more palatable if they're portrayed as some sort of deviant.
    1
  1929.  @SavageGreywolf  I mean.. it's not rocket science. I laugh when they say "you mix bleep with bleep and the bottles are so generic you can tell what they are regardless :P
    1
  1930. um ya... if you fell for that "anti-china hate" propaganda you're a total tool.
    1
  1931. they wash the stuff with dirty old water from a stream and they're worried about a little mouse?
    1
  1932. she might have grown up thinking she's a puppy... but I grew up knowing shes bacon.
    1
  1933. people figured out that sequels and prequels usually suck... so they just started re-using the same names.
    1
  1934. oh, enough salt... that's about as clear as my grandmothers recipes.
    1
  1935. "hey guys! I already opened the box cuz I have to touch everything!"
    1
  1936. worsheshire sauce is based on fermented fish. the fish is prepared in pretty much the same way too this day.
    1
  1937. so wrestling and stealing each others belts is how you "turn young boys into soldiers" I guess?
    1
  1938. this video made my lips sore... never could hit those high notes.
    1
  1939. so we could actually tether something to the earth with a tower of carbon fiber about 90 meters in diameter?
    1
  1940. NOT ME, CCP!!!
    1
  1941. it's all just a way to make money off people... they tried to sell plastic bags for way more than what they're worth giving people the option to but a reusable bag for more than what they're worth so they don't have to give people bags for free anymore. why else would they also get rid of the free paper bags? it's always been about making more money...
    1
  1942.  Yung Dagga Dick  right? months on a raft is nuts.
    1
  1943. that sucks... but then cant take away your right to continue to not be supported.
    1
  1944. lol bhutan just pretending the area imidiately to their east doesn't exist...
    1
  1945. I'm fine paying $5 for a mellon if it tastes good... idc what the pattern on it looks like lol.
    1
  1946. being a shark could be fun...
    1
  1947. all these community glasses are nasty... did soviet people not know about germs and diseases?
    1
  1948.  @lenitaa7938  in soviet russia you infect germ.
    1
  1949. too bad no one cares why anything happens... she did the swear, she lost the job.
    1
  1950. sugar doesn't really give you energy if you're having a hyperglycemic issue either... at least you wouldn't notice over the adrenaline.
    1
  1951. lol who cares what everyone else thinks, they're all about to kill themselves.
    1
  1952. how amateur diamond heists work! if they were gud they wouldn't hav got caught >.>
    1
  1953. maybe they're just coating normal windows in this stuff to "armor" them and make it cheaper.
    1
  1954. it feels like being in lockdown for your entire life...
    1
  1955. not that sludge... where are the mushrooms? and the sausage? I imagine people started calling it dressing when they stopped stuffing it into the bird tho.
    1
  1956. they're soo butthurt about it.
    1
  1957. are you an ex-soviet spy?
    1
  1958. lol I always feel to plug in things... I just learned to let go before I plug it in XD
    1
  1959. looks much better than the "mystery green" drink mix...
    1
  1960. I chuckled a bit...
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  1961.  @nicklikesradio  3535?
    1
  1962. wait, didn't he always say before that mythbusters was jamie's idea?
    1
  1963. presidential limo unlocked.
    1
  1964. "jankiest builds... brought to you by NZXT."
    1
  1965. idk when being a youtuber started to mean you were entitled to anything... go back to making videos cuz you want to and quit bitchin or go put videos on your blackjack and hooker video hosting site and also stop bitchin.
    1
  1966. ya, Dr. phil can do that because he can afford to hire a lawyer to defend him when they come after him for his opinion...
    1
  1967. ya... it was more frogs... frogs are easier to manage.
    1
  1968. maybe they'd have more money if they didn't spend it all building railways...
    1
  1969. tell me, what's the last war canada started? hmm?
    1
  1970. scumbagtube!!
    1
  1971. ok... so they screened your youtube channel and thought you'd make the best video that wouldn't make POTUS look bad. what was he interested in there other than you having bought his book? seems more one sided than being genuinely interested in each other. ofc he lowers his guard when you suck up to him...
    1
  1972.  @seigeengine  what?
    1
  1973. I keep having fantasies of finding a juicy quarts seam somewhere in the woods... but I don't think my geology is right for it :/
    1
  1974. gas is cheaper now...
    1
  1975. even before MAID, they were all into conspiracy to commit suicide.
    1
  1976. idk when this point is where they have a chance to monologue their grand plan... lol
    1
  1977. obamacare... donald trump... the nuking of china....
    1
  1978. that seemed kinda lackluster...
    1
  1979. well for one they forgot how to make those big old satern engines...
    1
  1980. that thing looks ancient! ...and the excavator has seen better days too.
    1
  1981. wow, the video quality is awful.
    1
  1982. sigh... I don't want to remember this... oh canada. do a thing on the canada arm. is that history yet? it was like 2 decades ago...
    1
  1983. guns are just tubes that shoot swords.
    1
  1984. can ship station make me ship my pants?
    1
  1985. china is gonna take over one day...
    1
  1986. what? super mega guns? aww... no BFG?
    1
  1987. yes, this was magical to me as a kid... I had a bedside lamp with a capacitance sensor... my dad was also into hobby electronics in the 80sish and told me how it worked... then we got these magical microprocessor things that were "just as good" and all that went to the wayside. it also had the same 3 level dimming function. mine just worked though, it didn't need to "boot up" or any such nonsense. it's amazing to me how tech like this and chanel shifting in songs is all "new" to people... and how mercury bimetalic switches are suddenly dangerous despite there being one in my hallway for over 2 decades without issue... there's a damn shroud around the thing... it's not hanging out there.... like how everyone freaked out and ripped out all the asbestos when most of it was safely sealed in walls... like how etc etc etc....
    1
  1988. is this like an ant village or something? like a leaf falls on the sidewalk and a line forms because no one can figure out how to get past it?
    1
  1989. all I read of this title is "richard blows" after I read that I just start over for some reason...
    1
  1990. the way this guy talks makes me skeptical of everything he talks about... even the things he's trying to advertise lol
    1
  1991. and after a few months they came out with DVD+/- burners and no one cared. DVD+R does sound like it's technically better though...
    1
  1992. wow, I didn't know reese's cereal had more protein than special K protein. I guess I should be buying reese's...
    1
  1993. because if they used oil it would significantly reduce the power output...
    1
  1994. the original microwave could cook a steak in 50 seconds... yet mine struggles to heat up a pizza pocket evenly in a minute. >.>
    1
  1995. why wouldn't the insurance company be cool with it as long as you're paying them? if you have enough money you can insure pretty much anything, it's basically gambling...
    1
  1996. can't imagine why anyone would want a version not made with shit...
    1
  1997. @Mohammed a we talkin about guts or shit here? cuz I've spent enough time around farms to know it all stinks.
    1
  1998. what about kitchen aid? they're all a hunk of iron... my hunk of iron cost like 20 bucks. also, more weight means more heat retention, that's half the reason to use cast iron.
    1
  1999. how the heck is the estate of a dead pinup girl from the 40s still raking in millions of dollars?
    1
  2000. it's kinda funny how often metric/imperial conversions and integer overflows cause problems...
    1
  2001. holy man from glad hair.
    1
  2002. shame how that other lady in the first season who explained the myths just got the boot and adam doesn't even mention her...
    1
  2003. LOL!!! "NO ONE DO ANY RESEARCH!!"
    1
  2004. "none of them are allowed to leak" oh good, so this isn't china...
    1
  2005. good for them standing up to this nonsense.
    1
  2006. I'm never interested in stopping watching a video I'm in the middle of watching to go watch something else anyways... if I switch to another video I'm done watching this one.
    1
  2007. sorry, I don't get the youtube newsletter telling me what they change every week.
    1
  2008. got it, people evolved to counter snakes.
    1
  2009. I'd always figured it was just a more basic system layout that it used when the higher level OS had crashed since it looks pretty similar to old PCs and BIOS screens
    1
  2010. cuz it's a lame name... it's like calling a tank "the bob" "cmon man, lets hop in bob and go blow some krouts!"
    1
  2011. it's just a happy little tank.
    1
  2012. people who say "urine us" to avoid saying "uranus" are hilarious.
    1
  2013.  @Electroposit  no he's not. there's no i in uranus. it's clearly uranus, not urinis. even if it was meant to be urinis it's been common vernacular as uranus for long enough now that it makes it the correct way to say it.
    1
  2014. heh, using a glass of water to determine flight angle is pretty clever.
    1
  2015. you only technically need to split a stick for it to be "forked"
    1
  2016. if you think about it, it was really one big war with an intermission... but really, it probably wasn't that bad compared to generations who had to deal with things such as the black plague, the 100 years war, or having their entire civilization wiped out either by disease or conquest or both... you just don't have as many accounts of those events. at least this generation was educated and didn't think god hated them...
    1
  2017. I'm still thinking the pyramid power guy...
    1
  2018. ok... I'll wait until they don't find anything to laugh.
    1
  2019. thought minimum viable population size was like 30?
    1
  2020. so you can tell if they're a witch? gawd simon...
    1
  2021. no james ya old twat, there's no manual or automatic license anymore... maybe if the queen is in town but in other parts of the world this isn't a thing... and no, it's not ok to not know how to drive manual. you'll look like an asshat if you ever go somewhere where people care about driving. I think your hair is getting to your brain.
    1
  2022. 7:38 canadian military training?
    1
  2023. they probably got more done.
    1
  2024. what's all this about exploding bee penises?
    1
  2025. "but it's up for review in 2025"
    1
  2026. in russia, rocket launches you!
    1
  2027. so what happened to the woman who got both vaccines? nothing?
    1
  2028. if someone can't afford to upgrade to electricity they probably aren't watching youtube...
    1
  2029. allegedly.
    1
  2030. lol frosted grapes...
    1
  2031. well, I'm not buying his ketchup anymore.
    1
  2032. hello Dr. evil
    1
  2033. there are a lot of menonites(like canadian amish i guess?) not to far from where I am and some are more strict about their lifestyle than others. they make some damn good smoked summer sausage tho.
    1
  2034. oh I see. well idk how exactly they're different then...
    1
  2035. probably should have gone with 3M...
    1
  2036. the man be like: are the work houses no longer operational?
    1
  2037. well I mean, you can make a fart catcher any time... when's then next time you're going to blow up a french train station?
    1
  2038. so I guess she thinks that people have the right to record her... without their phones?
    1
  2039. ok elvis...
    1
  2040. those fountain drinks only cost pennies to make anyways... the cup costs more than the drink >.>
    1
  2041.  @alisonpalmer2676  I mean, I've been sitting around and had a fly fly into my eye but I'm not going to wear goggles to do that.
    1
  2042.  @CharlesWessel  maybe... fuckin commie tube
    1
  2043. I don't like how the button case isn't grounded...
    1
  2044. ha, smith.
    1
  2045. ha... that symbol at the end of "today I found out" in egyption is totally a tit.
    1
  2046.  Neurolicious  so basically an african village?
    1
  2047. why didn't you just say it was the giant coal slide disaster >.>
    1
  2048. well people aren't supposed to repair their own things anymore... so this is fine.
    1
  2049. it might be "on"... but it's producing so little light it's more of a heater >.>
    1
  2050. all those first browsers were super niche though... windows released internet explorer with windows 95 in 1995 and most people didn't even have a computer in the 90s let alone the internet... the internet wasn't even what I'd consider mainstream until they started doing those trial disks and AOL and shit.
    1
  2051. kinda funny that anyone could have written these and were just accepting everything these scrolls we found in a cave as fact... like... if I scribble down some nonsense about jesus and stick it in a cave will people believe it in 1000 years?
    1
  2052. end of an age...
    1
  2053. what about aunt jamima? Mr cristie?
    1
  2054. he's actually 2 midgets in a trench coat.
    1
  2055. business blaze is more entertaining... allegedly. this feels like biographics but it's not. this isn't a fact... it's a story.
    1
  2056. the real conspiracy is to convince everyone that all conspiracies are false so people don't think critically about things and make their own decisions...
    1
  2057. right? they should have gone to the queens funeral and stayed in a tent! >.>
    1
  2058. the bird word? a wella bird bird bird.
    1
  2059. but youtube auto-captions are literally meme worthy... and are you really surprised no1 in the 50s cared about the deaf? lol...
    1
  2060. I've never made a lava lamp, but I've bought a few of them and they all eventually go flecky and things separate. I love lava lamps, but I'm not buying a new one every month.
    1
  2061. it looks like a newer pencil. I wana say sometime in the 90s or 2000s they did change the color of pencils to be a brighter yellow and started using a lighter colored wood... at least the standard school pencils.
    1
  2062. "the ONLY way they could make money" because mat making is the only thing one can do in a house... must have been hard to find the space to grow the jute in there...
    1
  2063. does tunnel bear allow you to obtain a shirt that doesn't look like it's exploding tho? :X and it happens when you look up... as in looking at most light. raising your head opens your sinuses.
    1
  2064. imagine moving somewhere because the suicide rate is lower...
    1
  2065. will you read anything that's written on the teleprompter?
    1
  2066. you had me at "how a 106-year-old woman"
    1
  2067.  @JMB_focus  she's old... her mere existence is amazing.
    1
  2068. seemed like it got to a point where they just replicated random scenes from movies adam had watched...
    1
  2069. a pistol grip shotgun just doesn't seem like a great design.
    1
  2070. lol... sure, I'll put all my passwords in a cloud so a hacker can get em all. can't hack a piece of paper.
    1
  2071. omg... those stock prices... sell now! lmao!
    1
  2072. o gawd... you don't want incense in your PC... you'll smell it every time you dust it out. and the dust is sticky too. just dangle a piece of string in front of it.
    1
  2073. idk what the problem is... his plan seems spotless.
    1
  2074. this was wayyy too much effort to show people your dirty dishes... and one would assume the various portions of the pack are designed to dissolve at different rates, so maybe it should just be tossed in from the start?
    1
  2075. you can tell a lot by how people get on with dogs... there a bigger problems here than the dog. one can only imagine the atmosphere this dog is stuck in where people are encouraged to express vulnerability to garner sympathy and the dog has picked up on that and become dominant and protective... feminists ruin everything, they even mindfuck their dogs.
    1
  2076. was it an eel or an eagle? make up your mind...
    1
  2077. probably a good time to invest in disney... worst comes to worst they sell off assets and restructure... the company isn't going anywhere. they're literally a municipality ffs... it's like saying LA is going under.
    1
  2078. what's wrong with that? why are you trying to make something out of nothing?
    1
  2079. lol, classic canada.
    1
  2080. any publicity is good publicity... tourism might have died down temporarily but it probably rebounded quickly since so many more people realized guam existed and wanted to see it before it got blown up lol.
    1
  2081. welp... haven't herd of much going on with genes since the 90s... sooo I guess greedy companies not being able to profit off it killed genetic medicine.
    1
  2082. "we found the one who sold them the legal illegal drugs we created!!"
    1
  2083. just a stab in the dark... but I'm guessing the cause of the incident was hitting a piece of construction equipment someone left in the way >.>
    1
  2084. HAHA morons. why is it so hard to not go out for a while? just... so stupid.
    1
  2085. omg adam is getting old... makes me feel old...
    1
  2086. I know when I go to war I'm a total ass.
    1
  2087. most canadians with any interest in their history and heritage have heard about it... and some that don't I imagine, they ran a PSA about it on TV when I was a kid ffs.
    1
  2088. idk, 2021 sucks a lot...
    1
  2089. it's an arc with a line running through it... it's not that astonishing of a shape to occur.
    1
  2090. I remember only getting 3 channels from the ol' antenna... it's history I don't care to remember. pretty sure they actually shut down the free broadcasts here a couple years ago IIRC.
    1
  2091. never heard anyone say EMP as a word...
    1
  2092. lol he didn't fight off anything... he got his @$$ kicked and someone saved him by calling the cops...
    1
  2093. they still haven't really solved the battery problem.
    1
  2094. screwd arive her.
    1
  2095. RIGHT!?!? who the hell didn't learn this in like grade 6? lmao... fuckin bible belt.
    1
  2096. lol... these batteries aren't going to last long enough to counter tropical storms... 36 hours is like a normal power outtage here... bad is more like a week and we don't even have hurricanes.
    1
  2097. really tho that idea of lift only works at slow speeds... if you go fast enough really all that matters is that the wings deflect air downwards which has the effect of pushing the aircraft upwards. having bulky wings at supersonic speeds would just rip them off.
    1
  2098. holy shit simon looks young... and like a total wanker.
    1
  2099. kinda wish you'd have done something on duck... I had duck this holiday and felt all old fashioned. don't even think you can find a goose anymore most places lol. I guess your goose is cooked.
    1
  2100. everyone thinks it's a condom tho...
    1
  2101. "I'm not saying you should get one of these and put it in your car by setting it up on a relay through the horn circuit, but I'm saying you should get one of these and put it in your car by setting it up on a relay through the horn circuit"
    1
  2102. I hope you're not just poppin into war thunder with the sumper noober tanks like with crossout and pretending you play it lol...
    1
  2103. black pearls don't look like pearls though >.>
    1
  2104. such an under-rated movie...
    1
  2105. haha, was hoping for a comment like this.
    1
  2106. you sure turned your old shirts up to 11...
    1
  2107. the thing moves like 10 centimeters a year... you'd have like a week to avoid a collision.
    1
  2108. it was 24 hours yesterday lol
    1
  2109. lol... always knew apple was crap.
    1
  2110. but no one cares about franks.... they sound hilarious.
    1
  2111. they aren't even washing the part of the tire touching the ground or the back of the tire... so that's just a total waste of time.
    1
  2112. gawd... the 90s was all about CD changers... then mp3 players became a thing. kinda miss the old mechanical sounds these sort of things made.
    1
  2113. it's amazing how they took something designed to last for prolonged periods of time without refrigeration and gave it a shelf life of about 3 days in the fridge...
    1
  2114. nein booten?!
    1
  2115. maybe people didn't want to give money to the guy who screwed robin williams...
    1
  2116. not enough rotten fish and reindeer.
    1
  2117. why would google turn my heat off when I leave? does google want my pipes to freeze so it can call a plumber?!?
    1
  2118. he seems uncomfortable on the rocks... it might look nice but at least around here the beavers will form sort of ramps in the muddy river banks (possibly sliding in?). should have just dug a big ditch and called it a day.
    1
  2119. if it's famred it'll just be more affordable and rich people will still want the wild caught ones for no reason...
    1
  2120. simon keeps mentioning this raid shadow legends thing... I guess it must be really good.
    1
  2121. I know I breathe out of one nostril at a time... they're my nostrils breh. trust me, I know. now do a video about one testicle being bigger than the other.
    1
  2122. heh; they'd gather huge armies and just the 2 biggest guys would fight and the winner won the battle... the army was just for show. there was a movie where they showed this, but it's not really as entertaining as a huge battle.
    1
  2123. so hawaii has a massive ROD issue?
    1
  2124.  @kavikanaveli8348  I'm not taking hawaiis ROD anywhere. lol.
    1
  2125. that's some great stock footage of doctors and nurses waving their arms around.
    1
  2126. damn kids and your not knowing what a bushel is...
    1
  2127. that's a crazy story about dick.
    1
  2128. wtf is the UK doing in the aerospace industry? last I checked it was almost exclusively north america and russia. pretty sure even india is doing more, unless you still consider them one of your colonies. yall just been butthurt since america told you to shove it after the manhattan project...
    1
  2129. check out a MOAB.
    1
  2130. simon is always laggy when talking about penis.
    1
  2131. maybe access to a ton of videos from top creators costing less than your patreon is a sign one isn't worth the money... idk why a lawyer needs a patreon anyways >.>
    1
  2132. one of them new fangled vape pens! gave me a good giggle :P
    1
  2133. old farmers know what's up...
    1
  2134. because righty loosey doesn't rhyme...
    1
  2135. I mean ya, 30 years of upkeep isn't free... but ultimately as long as they get the thing finished having new infrastructure is a good thing.
    1
  2136. never had buttered beer... buttered rum is gud tho... idk about beer.
    1
  2137. they evolved to have 13 and 17 year lifespans because all the ones that didn't died out...
    1
  2138. the only worse name than schindler is shitler.
    1
  2139. the cars look fine... not much innovation but they seem solid. they improved on pre-existing designs to suit their needs, the cars were probably pretty efficient on fuel compared to larger american cars too.
    1
  2140. "circumstances"? he too hung over or something?
    1
  2141. I'd argue calling a callphone a portable phone isn't a new word... a lot of languages don't seem to have an actual word for it and just use their word for phone and for portable.
    1
  2142. people managed to "science" for thousands of years without fancy "ballistic hotdogs" >.>
    1
  2143. I have a pair of old headphones... they still work because they're wired. stupid headless wirephones...
    1
  2144. NO, I'm actually rather interested in the origins of words and after looking it up several times including if I'm not mistaken a video hosted by you dick to rickard was an extension of cockney being rick to dick. simple.
    1
  2145. fluorescent orange buses covered in reflector strips would be so distracting and annoying...
    1
  2146. reminds me of cheap walmart boots at 6x the price...
    1
  2147. that's not how model rockets work... if you stuck it on a rod you wouldn't be able to light it.
    1
  2148. remember when they thought the PS2 was a weapon?! lool.
    1
  2149. because it's a glutenous savory cake?
    1
  2150. how cute, they're playing in their own feces.
    1
  2151. he hardly even talked about ADHD >.>
    1
  2152. man, you got some really weak topics lately...do a video on the origins of the phrase "all the tea in china/the price of tea in china". even the nose thing was more interesting, you should have just done a video on that. maybe a bonus fact about if jews and itallians are more affected by nose related blockages.
    1
  2153. who doesn't know how to set up a pulley? it's classic force v.s. distance same concept as a leaver.
    1
  2154. A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR!~~
    1
  2155. sir... this is a walmart.
    1
  2156. must be a feminist beaver...
    1
  2157. make youtube great again!
    1
  2158. that's chineseist.
    1
  2159. bet she's great with "tips".
    1
  2160. it's like how middle eastern religions promote abusing women and killing christians... but it's not cool to talk about it unless hummus invades iraq!!!
    1
  2161. isn't every embassy technically w.e countries territory? so every country with an embassy shares a land border with that country...
    1
  2162. ya, you're ears are on the sides of your head on the same horizontal plane... now talk about the physics of shooting guns in the air.
    1
  2163. so, how was your trip to china?
    1
  2164. ya know what, just use a disk grinder with like a 1/8th depth to cut a hole in the metal and pop it out... how close can the foil be made without having it touch?
    1
  2165. maybe if there was public infrastructure anywhere but toronto people would be more keen to live elsewhere...
    1
  2166. that grease gun isn't THAT old... my dad had one like that. I'd guess it's from the 80s.
    1
  2167. that's what they should have done... a computer that generates mushrooms.
    1
  2168. I just find it amusing that you repeatedly say "le fucker" while feeling the need to censor things.
    1
  2169. this guy is way too excited about punches...
    1
  2170. I don't see how it's any different from a chip truck legally... it's on wheels still isn't it?
    1
  2171. but how did the first people who didn't have to farm convince the people who were still farming to give them food? was probably a hooker.
    1
  2172. must be nice to get so many handouts...
    1
  2173. I could just imagine myself standing there in the morning waiting for my toast to come up slowly and elegantly like "CMON! GIMME MY @#$% TOAST!!" pretty neat design tho.
    1
  2174. it seems like generally the colder a place is the less time and energy people have to cause problems...
    1
  2175. so they had 525 lines in the 40s then went back down to 480 lines for like 60 years? also lol, radio repair stores.
    1
  2176. I didn't even know robbing was a verb...
    1
  2177. tree to door... step.
    1
  2178. do a video on why thames is pronounced tems. 99% it's because some moron who couldn't pronounce thames spread it among uneducated england and it stuck and you're all still saying tems like idiots.
    1
  2179. imagine how pissed off these businesses will be when your average joe has access to the same internet you do and you lose your advantage...
    1
  2180. bet that was great for the environment...
    1
  2181. I see plenty of debris... what I don't see it a point of impact indicating that the plane either broke up before hitting the ground or exploded.
    1
  2182. heh, that's a good reply to people harassing him... too bad they sent him off into a radiation wasteland and he got lukemia...
    1
  2183. how about that font that just random symbols? it's the worst.
    1
  2184. I thought BAAAASTARD was for Scotish?
    1
  2185. I mean, if you look at individual blocks of a pyramid nothing would indicate that it's a sloped structure... but I think most would agree a pyramid is indeed sloped.
    1
  2186. I'd def be looking for a new health minister who doesn't intentionally infect people with viruses to maintain face...
    1
  2187. I love how I always treated black people the same as any other person, now instead of them doing the same it's just considered acceptable for them to be racist...
    1
  2188. is dagogo a real name?
    1
  2189. funny how this is considered an amazing achievement, but if someone proposed to do something like this today people would freak out.
    1
  2190. if you're just putting things on your credit card thinking "oh I'll pay for that later" you're doing it wrong... and that's obviously the sort of person they're after.
    1
  2191. make the carbon into diamonds... problem solved.
    1
  2192. ya... pretty sure the wild pigs come from down south.
    1
  2193. as pedantic and ritzy everything adam says is it's still inspiring... like "I worked on all the worst sequels!!" I guess everything is always shit...
    1
  2194. kinda funny powerex makes a device that shows you how bad their batteries actually are...
    1
  2195. omg you looked like such a skinhead a few years ago... I can't believe I linked people to this... no wonder you're denying remaking your videos... lmfao.
    1
  2196. with all the piracy over the years you'd think every industry would be dead by now...
    1
  2197. ok... it's not really that complicated to reproduce a single sheet of paper... one can figure they use a printing press as was shown in a previous video... now what I want to actually know is how do you produce a small run of "pads"? unless it's a fake out and only the top sheet has anything on it with the rest of the pages being blank... in which case that's not impressive at all and I retract my amazement. these are the sort of details that are conveniently just brushed over.
    1
  2198. if they'd started shooting people sooner it would have ended sooner...
    1
  2199. kanoodles... the best kind of noodles.
    1
  2200. ya... I haven't seen rotating doors on a building that's been built in the last 50 years or so... probably because they still have to build a door for accessability anyways...
    1
  2201. wait... so the US passed a law themselves that allowed them, themselves, to recruit foreign nationals to fight for them... well isn't that white of them...
    1
  2202. I already blame the french...
    1
  2203. wtf milk protein? so it's basically just a big bowl of milk with milk on it...
    1
  2204. I'm sure no one has gone and dug up the bones yet...
    1
  2205. marketing... plenty of places have been making swords for thousands of years... the japanese are just better at marketing them. to get 1000 folds in something you only actually have to fold it like 10 times... and they don't quench them by impaling slaves. get over yourself weebs.
    1
  2206. don't explain how it's BS and you don't even have to un-clip the holster to remover the gun either...
    1
  2207. ferrous worm sounds like some sort of amusement park attraction...
    1
  2208. "VE VER NAT VEDY!"
    1
  2209. so it's like vine? and will be dead next year? sounds like people just want to see what the AI will show them next... lol
    1
  2210. and/or use them more before throwing them away...
    1
  2211. funny how many of these rare guns make it into video games in one form or another, and I just think it's something someone made up until I see something like this and realize they just picked some rare gun no one has seen before to base their design on....
    1
  2212. no halifax explosion?
    1
  2213. so a horsepower is like a horse lazily walking in a circle for a minute...
    1
  2214. It's the quiet ones you gotta watch... speaking of which, do a thing on george carlin.
    1
  2215. "able to lift a car" tiny british car... those things would probably blow over in a strong wind.
    1
  2216. ok... just put it on a steep enough hill. and it doesn't have to! :P
    1
  2217. could probably flip one if it was on a hill...
    1
  2218. Mr. bean can totally flip a car... if it's a british one.
    1
  2219. idk if this could happen to anyone like people are saying... generally that's a red flag situation.
    1
  2220. this is so canadian...
    1
  2221. they play rick astley. all of them.
    1
  2222. was this narrated by a 12 year old?
    1
  2223. ofc adam kept the coat hanger sculpture...
    1
  2224. it's admiral crunch!
    1
  2225. and where do you think the heavy metals go? I'll take some lavender oil laced with heavy metals please!
    1
  2226. I wouldint have been surprised if there was a tea ceremony surrounding the removal of trash from ones home...
    1
  2227. I like how the package doesn't require another tool to open... one of the most irritating things ever is needing scissors to open scissors.
    1
  2228. could it be... 4a=b is the formula for the pizza hut logo!
    1
  2229. ah yes... the classic note-taped-to-the-door trap.
    1
  2230. what are hotcakes anyways? is it just a cake that's still warm? if so why say it weird like that? is it a pancake?
    1
  2231. why does this news anchor look like he's so baffled by everything he's seeing?
    1
  2232. how convenient.
    1
  2233. jalapeno cedar doesn't really scream "alaska" to me...
    1
  2234. chances are whoever came up with it, it wasn't sub saharan africa... unless they did come up with it as a way to get more handouts...
    1
  2235. holy damn, no wonder doug is huge making 9x11 pan sized cheesecakes from that junk.
    1
  2236. you can see reflective markings just fine in a big rig... I'd say the large road signs maybe even moreso since they're higher up also.
    1
  2237. so a few small islands are flooding... what about the massive amount of land that used to be too cold being freed up for farming to feed the rest of the world?
    1
  2238. wait til they figure out if you crack the top off they become smoke rockets...
    1
  2239. it's not evolution, it's a small sub-group of the population >.>
    1
  2240. ya, you could do it... but if you wanted your CD to work on anything you used .wav if you wanted more music without changing CDs you bought an Ipod and possibly an FM tranmiter or one of those cassette thingamabobs if you had a tape deck still... you remember those things you made a video about already? so this is yet another thing that while interesting was totally redundant and had little to no actual use.
    1
  2241. lol what? they put in widgets again? windows 11 sounds annoying. and ya, the TPM thing is totally for piracy... I'm not buying their other excuses.
    1
  2242. trump was right!!!
    1
  2243. it's a gravity fed bird gun... you'd have to tip it down to load it and just keep unloading massive bird shells at flocks of ducks or w.e... take down like 100 of them and go sell them at the market.
    1
  2244. seems like a small convenience store that rented both VHS and beta would have use for a combo rewinder.
    1
  2245. because then they can send astronauts to space with a bunch of beans and regenerate the fuel as they go.
    1
  2246. getting some properly made salt and pepper shakers makes cooking with fine salt a lot easier. the salt shaker should have less holes than the pepper shaker so it dispenses salt at a similar rate to the pepper, then you add it by shakes or time rather than feel.
    1
  2247. "a safe sharp edge"
    1
  2248.  @buggsy5  by that logic you should be more careful with a dull knife... but still a sharper knife will cut deeper faster.
    1
  2249. lol... cuz the government never ignores engineering advice.
    1
  2250. it's not safe because the government approved it... it's safe because it's safe. you lost, it's legal, go home.
    1
  2251. why the fuck are you talking about shitting ponies?!
    1
  2252. wow... that's dumb. and I'm sure no one abused this...
    1
  2253. there are no accidents, just happy little features.
    1
  2254. what proof do they have that he specifically targeted their home? maybe he just randomly picked a house hoping it would be the right one >.>
    1
  2255. "you'll shoot an eye out!"
    1
  2256.  @adammitchell6222  what? bolt action rifes have magazines...
    1
  2257. I guess if I don't comment on these 5 year old videos youtube will just keep recommending them to me... nice smol penis gun.
    1
  2258. "new milk" probably means whole milk straight from the teat... as in milk that hasn't separated and had the cream skimmed.
    1
  2259. WHAT?! WHO'S BOOBS?!?
    1
  2260. when I think of hasbro I think of board games... so eh? it's not like they don't do games, they just did more traditional toys and games.
    1
  2261. how is one and a half grand pianos simple? how many people do you know who have tried to lift a grand piano to be familiar with the weight of one?
    1
  2262. it's not complicated... I can tell you use a sinch leash and jab the dogs with your muscular arm. you might be fooling all the karens, but not me. all you do is disguise physical dominance with showmanship.
    1
  2263. bit of a ballsy thing to do...
    1
  2264. ya... pretty sure one of the reason they decided to do a movie based on toys was the technical limitations of the time. also why didn't you mention what's-her-names hair from the first incredibles? supposedly they had to use several hair models to make that work and almost couldn't do it.
    1
  2265. whale could have just destroyed the boat...
    1
  2266. only 4 people vomited ffs... the majority of complaints were impaired memory and sore joints... things that effect old people regularly.
    1
  2267. wtf lesbian zoomer call?
    1
  2268. and what's the deal with airline food?!
    1
  2269. I used to do that with those whistling things... never had an issue... also never used a powered drill. caps on the other hand... they don't like being scraped out and packed into things.
    1
  2270. oh gawd.
    1
  2271. what? canada's boot is finally getting rid of the centi-dollar?
    1
  2272. not much of a cafeteria if they're just selling pre-packaged crap...
    1
  2273.  @theravyshow2570  well if he's remembered for something I don't remember that probably explains it...
    1
  2274. if he was so great why did someone kill him?
    1
  2275. how does one even tell someone they notice something in a manipulative way?
    1
  2276. malt vinegar? do you not want to taste anything else?
    1
  2277. thought he used a pressure washer to pressurize the form
    1
  2278. what do they think this is? some sort of democracy?
    1
  2279. @Not Expat Joe you can't just ask a select group of people and assume they represent everyone... did anyone ask you? cuz no1 asked me...
    1
  2280. do they not harvest that fancy glacial ice anymore?
    1
  2281. why did they put these idiots on the news? just giving them exposure... they're illegally protesting, let the courts deal with it.
    1
  2282. the post office probably more likely to take it...
    1
  2283. ya... there's probably a reason you don't see this in the wild.
    1
  2284. thought fish had to be frozen to be legally sold in the US?
    1
  2285. I like shrimp just fine marinated in sriracha, oil, lime juice, and herbs. chapotle would totally destroy the shrimp flavor...
    1
  2286. FINALLY! no one else seems at all concerned about this space thing killing shatner! there are strict physical requirements to go to space... and he's 90 ffs!
    1
  2287. only a wingnut would pay $75 for a wingnut... and ofc adam has a fitting dummy of himself... lmao.
    1
  2288. hows this solving the problem of atmospheric distortion? my cawk can solve that. just send me $99.99.
    1
  2289. how much is 1 unit of "boil"?
    1
  2290. so in short it's a semi-outdated law they only loosely enforce...
    1
  2291. well... he knows the location anyways.
    1
  2292. I haven't trusted google since they were anything more than a search engine...
    1
  2293. spunky beard.
    1
  2294. yea, low background steel is big money.
    1
  2295. pretty sure they still used paper cartridges in the american civil war and the phrase actually comes from when they'd bite the end off of the cartridge to load it... but I might be wrong.
    1
  2296. squarespace is awful... I hate their sites, so bloated.
    1
  2297. is it anything like willyjack? cuz that's some gud weed... someone should kickstart that shit...
    1
  2298. they all do. why do you think trudeau has disappeared?
    1
  2299. oh, so this is all an ad for crowdcow...
    1
  2300. he ruined the mummy series.
    1
  2301. interesting...
    1
  2302. omg that bacon flavored stuff is nasty. I tried bacon flavored jelly beans once and they tasted like how dog food smells. pretty sure it's flavored with left over half rancid bacon drippings or something >.<
    1
  2303. you did it wrong. and why did you test bottles? the question was regarding cans and as far as I know it only works with cans... and you have to tap it on the top with a spoon.
    1
  2304. but I could have told you it wouldn't work... and that poking it with your finger wouldn't work. it's hilarious when you do it right cuz no one ever believes it til they see it XD
    1
  2305. did she say mike litoris?
    1
  2306. 1:31 that hat hold 10 gallon?
    1
  2307. NOT THE SHRUBBERY!!!!
    1
  2308. wtf a nail gun? was the guy hauling around an air compressor to power it also?
    1
  2309.  @DDDSSDDDSSDDDSS  semi automatic nail gun?!
    1
  2310. where's the live action song of the south?
    1
  2311. yet another failing of the mental health system... wonder when they'll step up and take some accountability for all the lives they ruin.
    1
  2312. well that explains a lot more than why google translate sucks...
    1
  2313. beard oil doesn't do the things you're implicating...
    1
  2314. forget that, why is someone in a hospital when "no one was injured"? they don't keep people in canadian hospitals for nothing... if you can walk you're walking out the door.
    1
  2315. I am very satisfied with this video as a viewer.
    1
  2316.  @Cpt_Yesterday  I have a sudden urge to eat an apple...
    1
  2317. they aren't forgotten...
    1
  2318. my kettle doesn't have a power switch either... you just plug it in and unplug it when it's done. it's fine. the confusion probably has something to do with european plugs being so large and unwieldy they require 2 hands to wrench from the outlet :P
    1
  2319. probably because everyone gave the game industry shit for "sexualizing women"...
    1
  2320. omg, it's not the saskatewan squaws... calm down already. could call a team the winnipeg whiteys or w.e and I wouldn't get all upset.
    1
  2321. so it's a giant hot water tank rocket? lol... it sounds dangerous, but if you think about it conventional rockets aren't all that safe... those things are always exploding. and all those exhaust gases can't be good for the environment.
    1
  2322. how'd it go?
    1
  2323. what if I told you you can move to canada and pay like 600% more to smoke weed in vapor form? you should bust this bullshit lol.
    1
  2324. ok, so you put anything organic in that packaging and it'll be a mushroom ball by the time it gets where it's going... unless you cover it in plastic or something, then you have more waste you didn't need with just normal paper packaging that is semi-renewable to begin with... this is just such a waste of time.
    1
  2325. so you're telling me japan is now telling china to fuck off also?
    1
  2326. how is this protest thing even a problem? we've been clearing natives off land for centuries...
    1
  2327. or ya know... there's paper plates that have existed for years.
    1
  2328. and whyyyy we shouldn't just be letting every tom, dick, and harry put kernel-level drivers on peoples machines!
    1
  2329. ​ @Jetfixerlady  because the point of CPR is to keep someone alive until the parametics arrive to actually revive them... they just give people warm fuzzy feelings about it.
    1
  2330. massive mob is here... everyone is yelling... mayhem ensues... suddenly... "HEY!! WHO SWORE!?!?"
    1
  2331. now do a video about the phrase "the price of tea in china"/"all the tea in china"... I bet it's because brits.
    1
  2332.  @glendakirby5579  but where did it originate? and what about all the tea in india?
    1
  2333.  @glendakirby5579  sounds like a good video!
    1
  2334. how tight to tighten things? snap off a few bolts and you'll know how much is too much... then just not quite that much. :P
    1
  2335. you can put pineapple on a pizza... it goes with tomato sauce, they're both acidic fruit. go drink a glass of milk and eat a tomato and tell me it's delicious.
    1
  2336. probably understands autism a lot better after working with jamie for so long... even if he doesn't realize it.
    1
  2337. I've always preferred to actually fix the problem.
    1
  2338. the british are still mad.
    1
  2339. I weigh my yeast on my crack scales breh! this recipe called for an 8ball of yeast!!! snorting intensifies
    1
  2340. shouldn't be lookin at all that child porn steve... I'm surprised it's not .ru domain tho lol...
    1
  2341. karl smallwood wrote this one didn't he? he did a video about it on fact fiend already like a year ago :P
    1
  2342. HAHAHA simons face when he's trying not to vomit up his green slurry...
    1
  2343. oh get a saw with a blade guard...
    1
  2344. 2:02 they're just 2 varieties of passion flower seeds ffs.
    1
  2345. what about patrick stewart?!
    1
  2346. sounds like an ancient suicide... poisoned themself, ate a big last meal, dressed in their best clothes, and wandered out into the snow.
    1
  2347. so why did you buy a new tractor with a computer? thought the old one was still able to do a days work?
    1
  2348. they wouldn't have had dried tulip bulbs... if they were dried they wouldn't grow >.>
    1
  2349. remember how much effort people used to put into just geting 25 cents out of you? now they expect people to donate hundreds of dollars for sitting on their arse XD
    1
  2350. good thing everything was fine... I managed to go until now without even noticing.
    1
  2351. the one small step for a man quote would have fit in well as a bonus fact...
    1
  2352. so... why not just stick it in the lathe and use a cutoff bit?
    1
  2353. he got all the other auto makers on board so now they'll have to pay to continue expanding the network and pay him various fees to use his plugs and software and such...
    1
  2354. on one hand if you can't do the job you can't do the job... on the other if the job is inhaling paint fumes for hours it's probably not a good job and that's kinda how job standards come about... oh the irony of him saying that someone is unjust in not standing out spraypainting props for hours and then saying that if there's an unsafe work environment one should call OSHA... tell me adam, how many OSHA violations were over at ILM? and not just there but actively required for employment?
    1
  2355. omfg... this is serious? I thought everyone learned this shit in like grade 6 without the "mr happy" shit lmao... this is why we need proper sexual education in schools... parents evidently are not up to the task. lmao... wow.
    1
  2356. wtf is with people thinking burnt bodies are maniquins?! why do I keep hearing about this happening? I wouldn't think it would be hard to tell a dead body from a hollow block of plastic >.>
    1
  2357. probably cuz of that movie that I can't remember wtf it was where someone shot an RPG with a scope and got clobbered by it...
    1
  2358. you didn't even talk about 2 of the most interesting guns there!! and lol, at the end they're just thinking "FUUUU! we're letting you film it so we don't get a bunch of idiots coming around!"
    1
  2359. that's kinda crazy. tho it's called ballistic gel for a reason, it lacks the connective tissue of actual flesh and is only really accurate for things like well... bullets.
    1
  2360. OMG! HOW DID YOU GET MICHAEL FROM VSAUCE ON HERE?!
    1
  2361. everyones looking at the problem backwards... the solution lies in making radiation a non-issue. if the side effects were able to be managed it wouldn't matter... and would mean more advanced medicine also.
    1
  2362. "WE'RE GONNA GET SOME FIREWORKS!!" - proceeds to buy a pack of sparklers...
    1
  2363. it's always algae...
    1
  2364. needing a permit to prove you don't need a permit... classic.
    1
  2365. what? in your other video you said you could just dip into it repeatedly and it would continue to keep... also said the butter remained liquid... which you knows what they're talking about?
    1
  2366. youtube has been like my morning television I consume with my coffee for years.
    1
  2367. that's pretty damn amazing that we have the technology to drill a hole thousands of feet into the ground that's large enough to haul someone up through though...
    1
  2368. still censoring it?
    1
  2369.  @meetoo594  pretty sure the air in the sub is enough of a buffer to absorb the shock wave if it's far enough away not to blow in the hull. maybe there's a small zone between blowing in the hull and just being a headache though. edit: also that would be stronger in a specific area of the sub likely leaving some crew alive to revive others and maintain systems or call for help.
    1
  2370.  @meetoo594  ya, shockwaves can be nasty in water. but they spread out from one point obviously being stronger where they detonate, so I'd think someone in the engine room say would be less effected and at least make some attempt to do something?
    1
  2371. you fire a gun... underwater... it just doesn't go very far... too big of a caliber and you'll probably blow out the barrel tho.. cmon m8.
    1
  2372. first off who waters a plant with a spray bottle... second what kinda "pouring wine" is that?!
    1
  2373. right on, eh!
    1
  2374. kids don't play with toys anymore... they play with an Ipad. >.>
    1
  2375. just use the english words and put an "a"at the end of them...
    1
  2376. I mean... not to mention the FBI watching over the supply of uranium ore and the cost of the licenses to work with it... ask cody.
    1
  2377. is it just me or does this recovery position look a lot like sleeping?
    1
  2378. there's something to be said for maps that can't get sucked out the window...
    1
  2379. riiight....
    1
  2380. don't spit on yourself.
    1
  2381. it's called a "paupers lunch"... you should know this being english.... gawd.
    1
  2382. adam just like "ya, I have admiral akbar's head..."
    1
  2383. didn't the government invent that concept?
    1
  2384. ofc it doesn't mean anything about a jelly doughnut... wtf.
    1
  2385.  @frjoethesecond  for sure, most chefs prefer gas cook tops.
    1
  2386. "today sam and ruth are experimenting"
    1
  2387. until now? what about before BMI? were people not fat before we indexed their body mass?
    1
  2388. well for one the food quality seems to be far above anything in north america... their pizzas aren't all soggy looking and their burgers aren't all squashed flat.
    1
  2389. why is there a random clip of someone rolling cigarettes? did you think it was a joint or something? like... have you never seen tabacco or weed before?
    1
  2390. so he quit shining shoes to "be somebody"... and went to shovel horse crap? good plan.
    1
  2391. lmfao $5000 to cover funeral costs.
    1
  2392. heh... wonder if all this carbon were pumping underground will turn into massive diamonds eventually.
    1
  2393. well I mean... it does show that their built in redundancies work and it can land with only 2/3 chutes... so it kinda is an acceptable result.
    1
  2394. if someones intent was to crash the plane why bother flying it out to sea? could have just flown into a mountain or something...
    1
  2395. to the average person- "when someone stepped on my toe and I was slightly annoyed."
    1
  2396. I might shop there more had anyone bothered to open a location anywhere near here...
    1
  2397. you don't know simon...
    1
  2398. cept he probably can't afford the lotto tax on a 2.5 million dollar home so will be getting about 1.3mil cash after the taxes... still not bad.
    1
  2399.  @magnemoe1  heh, true dat.
    1
  2400.  @steve00alt70  so awesome they can also be computers.
    1
  2401. it's never really bothered me knowing how they're made...
    1
  2402. fukin world of warships... it's fun if you don't think about how stacked it is and look into wargamings patents to stack matchmaking. and it's not at all surprising... if an explosive gets lodged in you without detonating it's likely not going to by just being poked at. it's been through much more extreme forces, the force of being launched alone is more than a careful removal. this whole thing is just a holywood plot device to excite unenlightened people. that fireworks thing hardly even counts... the design of that sort of thing means if it didn't go off by the time medical help arrived it's never going to.
    1
  2403. -shoves magnet down cows throat "it's the only way to protect the animal..." oh ya know... don't let them graze on an old battlefield??
    1
  2404.  Nathan Taffijn  it's not easy to just pick up all the shrapnel... that being said it should be buried by now so idk why their cows are eating the dirt...
    1
  2405. I'm not interested in listening to someone cowering in fear speaking like a child... if you can't/won't talk about it DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!!!
    1
  2406. there's 2 kinds of electrical tape: shiny and flat black you want the flat black one, the shinny one is cheap garbage. just don't buy your tape at the dollar store... my local hardware store pretty much only stocks one brand of electrical tape anyways.
    1
  2407. pretty sure they could improve the efficiency of corn based ethanol by at least 20%... things like saving seeds, reduced pesticide use, reduced mechanization... but that would also be more labor intensive. betting the cheap labor in brazil has something to do with it...
    1
  2408. would it even matter if you dropped a lens in the pool?
    1
  2409. kwl, now plx do a video on the phrase "for all the tea in china".
    1
  2410. this is hilarious to me... knew this whole thing would fall apart XD canadian tire has a more stable currency ffs.
    1
  2411. he probably had someone kill him... someone like that wouldn't want to live paralyzed.
    1
  2412. I never got why american saws cut on the push... it's less accurate and takes more effort.
    1
  2413. oh, so you weren't diagnosed until later? I find it interesting how people who weren't diagnosed until they were adults think anything would have been different... except for also having been shunned you'd have been gaslighted and mindfucked people people who claim to be "professionals". aspergers didn't exsit then, and officially doesn't exist now.
    1
  2414. ya... but they assume people in north america aren't stupid. as far as I know it's legal to indicate your intentions to turn by using the widely recognized hand/arm signals used for biking. if someone is turning away from you, it's not really important as they are never going to interfere with your driving... this is just a bunch of whiney BS. and it's totally not illegal to drive with your hazard lights on lmfao... what kinda backwards country are you living in?! that's literally how you indicate that you require an exception to the traffic laws due to a safety issue.
    1
  2415. lol ofc they are, canadas mental health system is to blame and they can't take the flack atm.
    1
  2416. because it's not possible that ancient people had a culture and painted things they saw paintings of in other villages... might have even traded them for all we know.
    1
  2417. "Your assembly has been deemed unlawful. we will now suppress you." "help! we're being suppressed!!"
    1
  2418. so do many professions... pilots for example.
    1
  2419. weird place to put a heart... like first why did someone cut out someones heart... and why stick it in a salt barn?!
    1
  2420. ya know what? people still have cars they bought in the 30s that are running fine... your car from the 90s isn't impressive. wonder how many cars from the 90s will still be in working condition in 2080? it hasn't killed the automotive market yet and it won't ever... it's a scam.
    1
  2421. some dude stood out back the white house with a net and they dropped them.
    1
  2422. or have these other countries go around and pick up the grain themselves by truck...
    1
  2423.  @fernandamel8265  all of the factors add up to a failing system :/
    1
  2424. last time I was at the ER I sat there for 8 hours before just leaving... being diabetic I can't really just sit there for 6+ hours without eating something... and that was before covid ffs.
    1
  2425. I love this sprinkler design... just not it's coverage in the garden. I refer to them as "chick-chick-chick" sprinklers... the back and forth ones that go back and forth the other way are better tho less durable.
    1
  2426. 3:50 that cow is just like "WTF MAN!? I WAS STANDING ON A BOMB!?!"
    1
  2427. maybe now... maybe publicly..
    1
  2428. what's the deal with fact-related youtubers pushing bidets?
    1
  2429. lol cars wouldn't just stay the same without concept cars... are you kidding me?
    1
  2430. extension cords and splitters both have inherent risks and things to be aware of when using them... not to mention many extension cords have multiple outlets on them compounding the issue. sure theoretically maybe some cheap extension cords could be thinner than optimal for the possible maximum load they could experience(which is probably not that big of a deal realistically), but people can easily daisy chain splitters causing other overloading issues.
    1
  2431. he needs to get that prince under control first...
    1
  2432. they've had large boring machines for like 40+ years now...
    1
  2433. pretty sure boys actually went to fight younger than 16? wasn't that unusual at the time...
    1
  2434. "without special permission" like... an air show?
    1
  2435. too bad no1 will see my comment cuz I'm not on the sheep list...
    1
  2436. you shit yourself.
    1
  2437. I've never heard anyone use that phrase ever... canadian or america. must be an old person thing...
    1
  2438. the thing arcs if it trips it's cutout... obviously that could be a fire hazzard especially combined with a thing that heats up the environment speeding the evaporation of flammables.
    1
  2439.  @stevemclauren4130  you sound like exactly russia
    1
  2440. but protecting a bird feeder with an obstacle course means that you've intentionally designed a possible route to get to it... your premise is flawed.
    1
  2441. well everyone's just been staring at the thing waiting for it to break... maybe if people were doing something about it instead of standing around playing with their dicks it wouldn't be such a disaster.
    1
  2442. it's actually pronounced "townofnonsense"
    1
  2443. do you go out and buy these props specifically for a video or do you just have a lot of clocks?
    1
  2444. justice for the rich...
    1
  2445. so go tap your finger on some shit lol.
    1
  2446. what? was he carrying the 60kg listening station with his balls?
    1
  2447. ok, you're definitely re-making videos now... just stop, I notice.
    1
  2448. so if you buy a miniature spoon on ebay or w.e it's a crime to have it shipped to the US? lmao, sucks to collect miniature spoons in america.
    1
  2449. so he tried the fire arrow thing and the cloth just slides down the arrow so it must not work? wonder if he thought to make a notch in the arrow with a knife so the cloth doesn't slide down it... all that proves is he's a bad fletcher. >.>
    1
  2450. because depth charges are a sure sign of nuclear war. lol.
    1
  2451. "puck id, jus toos idn da lak an lats go pley som hokey eh?"
    1
  2452. I love how everyone wants to blame trudeau and vote in the conservatives but forgets how awful of a job ford is doing and what party he's a part of...
    1
  2453.  @eastcoast3480  rezoning the green belt for starters...
    1
  2454. pretty much always ur fault... especially if you use runelite.
    1
  2455. wow, she sounds scripted.
    1
  2456. athletic greens? O.o
    1
  2457. inb4 it doesn't have any landing-gear.
    1
  2458. "everyone has a price... I'm simon whistler and I endorse this product... unless it's raid shadow legends!"
    1
  2459. so... does that suitcase have a lithium battery in it? aren't those banned on planes? seems smart.
    1
  2460. bonnie, there's a mennonite area several hours from here and I've seen them using them. edit: and without any sort of crap collection apparatus, no one cares in the middle of nowhere.
    1
  2461. if you want your culture then stay in your country... it's weird here. I don't go to india looking for hamburgers.
    1
  2462. Mr. Black.
    1
  2463. pff... nasa can download shit from space faster than I can from a server on the same continent...
    1
  2464. who did they think cuthbert was? a fellow soldier? so command just ordered anyone who got in the way to be killed?
    1
  2465. in soviet russia vodka shoots you.
    1
  2466. a sensor is meant to scan for life forms. tiny little life forms. precious little life forms.
    1
  2467. what? you changed steel into perlite?
    1
  2468. when you realize the only difference between those mini fridges and your full sized fridge is a little fan to blow the air around a bit more until it reaches the fridge...
    1
  2469. 2018 spanish flu? why didn't I hear about this?
    1
  2470. I hate when laws just say "reasonable person" or w.e... pretty much just leaves it open for the judge to do w.e they want. laws should be definite or they're pointless.
    1
  2471. incase anyone didn't know, adam savage started his TV career in those charmin ads.
    1
  2472. is there like some AI app you creators are using now to give you an accent that makes you pronounce alexander like that?
    1
  2473. well ofc he wouldn't want to terrif the canadian oil XD that's fine though, canada will do that for him.
    1
  2474. so ya know... why didn't they just sell the mini VHS and make people buy the stupid adapter tapes?
    1
  2475. what would you do?
    1
  2476. "I am commandeering your pants for official police business, please get out."
    1
  2477. if I were to guess I'd say because boars are jerks and they can? generally with animals it's pretty straight forward like that... they're not passive aggressively attacking boats because you forgot their birthday.
    1
  2478. I can honestly say this isn't a thing I've ever worried about... kinda like the heat death of the universe... I'm more worried about kinetic energy weapons... until recently it's been ridiculously infeasible to deploy such a weapon; but with increasingly reduced launch costs and an ever increasing mass of junk just sitting in orbit it's becoming an increasingly viable idea.... especially with this stuff about the chinese grappling space junk... it would probably be extremely cost effective to just use the crap already floating around in space as the mass.
    1
  2479. did they not have smoke rounds? buckshot and AP sounds pretty pointless.
    1
  2480. commandeer is a generic try for taking control of something. it's just an old term. jonny never suggested that commendeerment was nautical, I think you may be confusing it with commendation... as in commander norrington being pernounced in an english accent and sounding like commandeer, he was a governer and therefore a commander.
    1
  2481. funny how this has been around for like a decade and suddenly everyone is jumping on the band wagon calling them out...
    1
  2482. "we want compensation for choosing not to use your planes!" typical china... I can't wait til they build their own plane and cheap out on everything, kill a bunch of people, and blame boeing/airbus because they copied their planes poorly.
    1
  2483. most of the world does or did that at some point with whatever large non-toxic leaves are available. fig and burdock leaves are/were also common.
    1
  2484. there won't be anyone around to care what happens afterwards...
    1
  2485. god made man jesus got pissed off colt shot em all and sold guns that's the saying isn't it?
    1
  2486. they aren't all green, some are blue or red... old circuit boards are brown. so... no.
    1
  2487. ofc it was the russian part of the station... just shove some vodka in there, it'll be fine.
    1
  2488. it ends the statement does it not? like saying "over" on a radio.
    1
  2489. I mean, if you're going to leave out and change elements of the dish can you really draw any conclusions about it?
    1
  2490. still don't see a wall tho... guess the mexican labor is too good for the economy.
    1
  2491. they've used these in britain for over a decade... we're just too cheap to pay for modern medicine here in north america.
    1
  2492. never really injured myself, but my dad almost cut off fingers on a tablesaw 3 times. went like 90% of the way through one of them once, the doctors wanted to remove it but he said to just leave it and see and it knitted it's self back together, tho it was slightly crocked and about 1/4" shorter... he said it'd get really cold in the winter too.
    1
  2493. it's not tomawto tho.
    1
  2494. maybe tell your damn family not to eat 2 sandwiches each... or put more than a single slice of cheese on them. "I make my family tons of crappy depressing sandwiches and having to slice all the bread myself is negating the time I save by not giving a shit!"
    1
  2495. if you're running a business and not paying attention to your inventory you probably wont be running a business very long :P
    1
  2496. wtf is a newgar?! is it like leves? or like chiner?
    1
  2497. I mean, they kinda condition kids to think that way...
    1
  2498.  @Nabee_H  as opposed to letting people form their own opinions based on personal experience? ...
    1
  2499.  @Nabee_H  some kinda stupid people, eh?
    1
  2500. he makes a great point... future generations can't be successful without a strong and successful country to do it in. no one wants to work hard for a future that doesn't exist.
    1
  2501. or just slow down a bit?
    1
  2502. good! devs who choose unity do so so they can distribute their game on multiple platforms without having to port it... they're just lazy and don't care about the consumer.
    1
  2503.  @Leo.0328  what pieces? it's a tube... you tilt it down and it pulls a cartridge into the chamber
    1
  2504.  @PilotAwe  it wasn't that bad at the time. I'm sure it was a thing... and I'm fairly sure this is one of them.
    1
  2505. hang on... if an explosion would destroy VX then the the rock makes no sense at all...
    1
  2506. what if I'm a whale? can blue apron send me 2600kg of krill?
    1
  2507. the hologram doesn't have solidity in the clip, a chair and steering wheel pop out of the damn floor! you can see it! why they have a replica of a korean car seat and steering wheel is another question.
    1
  2508. always wondered what happened to heather... I liked those little segments in the early seasons. also always assumed the production just got a narrator from australia because that's where they were. :P
    1
  2509. what if I told you your supposed to store brown sugar in a somewhat airtight container not an open box? I just used a spoonful of brown sugar yesterday... last time I opened the jar was for christmas baking... it was perfectly moist.
    1
  2510. wtf "thundersnow"? it's just a thunder storm with snow... it's not called a "thunderrain" >.>
    1
  2511. a cheque is a physical form of money... at least as much as any other. so is gold and silver.
    1
  2512. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME SKIN TONE FFS!!! people are stupid.
    1
  2513. it's fine for like 10 people to agree to invest a bunch of money... but not ok for thousands of people to agree to invest a bunch of money... the stock market is all a bunch of crap based on perceived value anyways, so it's kinda dumb either way you look at it.
    1
  2514.  ColdFusion  you get hacked or something?
    1
  2515. where's the rest of the kodak film series?
    1
  2516. lol... think about it like we think about the oceans... cuz the oceans are doin great!
    1
  2517. new task manager sucks
    1
  2518. "good news, I've invented the electronic television!" I made this joke in the TIFO video on who invented the television... that's how I know you've talked about this before.
    1
  2519. LOL!!! imagine being so stupid that you call the cops on someone for trying to pay you with legal tender!
    1
  2520. canada is amazing at making great planes... and then throwing them away.
    1
  2521.  @AspectStudio  the only logical ways to fix it are: 1. simply make it so you have to be a second generation canadian citizen to own real estate in canada. 2. the government needs to fund a LOT more subsidized rent, controlled housing and make it less of a pain to get into. edit:oh ya, and limit people to owning 2 pieces of property... no one needs a dozen houses. if you have that much property you're essentially a real estate company and should be registered and paying taxes on that also.
    1
  2522. do these safety systems that act on the bolt ever have problems with the seer releasing the bolt if you pull the trigger so they fire when you release the safety? seems like that would be a potential problem...putting the safety on the trigger seems safer.
    1
  2523. would have been easier to just say if you could look at the dot from every perspective at once it would be a picture...
    1
  2524. why not just start them both at once?
    1
  2525. the peen is more powerful than the s-word.
    1
  2526. bro, ur a poketree.
    1
  2527. something not quite right with him...
    1
  2528. noble subject.
    1
  2529. why not?
    1
  2530. ever seen a collection of banana barrels? shouldn't be hard to find... should do a video on it. there's a hunt shop up here in canada with a neat collection of them. some people say it doesn't happen, but tell that to the wall of them.
    1
  2531. that's all I'm thinking watching this... "that thing is not going to last."
    1
  2532. so one of the worlds busiest shipping lanes is full of mines and various other bombs? that doesn't sound like a very good idea... aren't they worried about these stray mines hitting other ships?
    1
  2533. obviously 2 SMGs aiming at the same target...
    1
  2534. cops are too busy arresting people who make others feel uncomfortable or other trivial nonsense... probably because they're afraid of going after anyone who's a legitimate threat...
    1
  2535. wtf they decided to pump fresh air in?! how did these morons get these positions? whoever made that decision should have been charged with negligence and multiple counts of manslaughter...
    1
  2536. 3:22 adam was getting ready to laugh at pyramid power again.
    1
  2537. I see no reality in which it makes sense to spend $140 on a tape dispenser...
    1
  2538. it's not hard to find a fat japanese person... just go to the closest sumo match. and while a lot of these is true, most of those things in the japanese 7-11 need to be heated and sometimes require extras such as a bowl in the case of a pack of soup...
    1
  2539. "it's a cache... cash is what you use to pay for tea"
    1
  2540. why not just have the AI design a better AI? >.>
    1
  2541. if you think seattle is one of the most beautiful places in the world you need help...
    1
  2542. all you had to do was find one that wasn't quite dry enough to pop yet and pull it apart... that's how I figured it out years ago and I didn't need a $100000 camera to do it.
    1
  2543. ya, they totally implied that it was a grenade and had a whole setup to rise it up out of a tube and such... phoneys.
    1
  2544. consoles already ruined all the good games years ago...
    1
  2545. so... why are there 100+ canadians in china anyways? we should probably just stop going to china.
    1
  2546. ohhhh... so that's who charlie was. funny I was just wondering that the other day.
    1
  2547. idk about starbucks... but truck stops sell caffine shots that are like a creamer cup of coffee concentrate.
    1
  2548. for like half of this I was thinking "wow, 6 foot fibers! that's almost as good as hemp, I bet that'd be some really strong fiber!" then they went and chopped it all up and made it into hipster petroleum leather >.> (also hot tip, you'll never replace the petroleum product in it. that's what the product is... the fiber is just filler... it's basically plastisized pineapple tops.
    1
  2549. I've got 50% off for doing less...
    1
  2550. that's it, my next computer is going to be super slow.
    1
  2551.  @oscarin13  I'm talking about kinetic impact type weapons.
    1
  2552. "na, that'll never happen..."
    1
  2553. american timberframe houses are cheap and fast to build... europe is just jealous we didn't chop down all our trees in the 1600s to build ships.
    1
  2554. used to know someone who was convinced star wars was actually built and still operational but classified...
    1
  2555. wonder if the same would be true for a float plane in a strong current moving the opposite direction... might be enough drag to make a difference anyways.
    1
  2556. lol who thinks that?
    1
  2557. "so were going to set up a bunch of ghost companies to buy the titanium from the soviets" "but we could just buy it from the aust..." "WERE GETTING IT FROM THE RUSSIANS!!"
    1
  2558. well... the sub didn't exactly sink a train... the crew of a sub blew up a train and it happened to end up in the water...
    1
  2559.  @johncollins7062  the explosive charge in the torpedos technically...
    1
  2560. oh, so jamie broke off the show :P
    1
  2561. why do you go back and forth between calling them simon and simone?
    1
  2562. this guy couldn't figure out how to make some sort of top covering without nails? what?
    1
  2563. so is no one going to mention the casual child labor?
    1
  2564. oh come on... the nurseries design the plants to die to sell more plants by over-stuffing them into pots so they look better but become rootbound in a couple months among other things to make the product appear better than it is >.>
    1
  2565. the more I look at it the more I notice all the holes from the nail gun and the wonky warping of the plastic window... yet I can't say I've ever taken notice of how chewbacca wears his fur or curls his lip.
    1
  2566. I love how they specifically state that 3M has hundreds of facilities around the world and then repeatedly snap to shots like "THIS IS THE 3M FACTORY OF EVIL!!!"
    1
  2567.  @Elliott_Elliott  maybe, though they probably do in more than one place. :P
    1
  2568. tho they said one of the main issues was it wasn't clear who was covered... and now the government wants to change it to a system where the dentist is expected to front the cost and then hope they'll be reimbursed?! idk who's coming up with these ideas, but they need to find a different job.
    1
  2569. 1:39 totally sounded like they said "old rotten potatoes at your favorite restaurant".
    1
  2570. they need to diversify? they already have wonder bread and the other various "snack cakes" hostess makes that no one cares about as much... just call those other things twinkies.
    1
  2571. "i continued this business from nothing!" what?
    1
  2572. that's just disgusting... the only message they've sent me is that our government are a bunch of scumbags.
    1
  2573. seems a bit ridiculous to still be calling them accused when there's a publicly available video that clearly shows it happening...
    1
  2574. ofc it's buffalo the city... why would it have anything to do with the animal? and wtf, the black guy totally invented the fried chicken.
    1
  2575. that's hilarious. I hope the main character is named yolo swaggins or smokeweed420 lol
    1
  2576. MAGNETIC RAG! THAT'S WHAT THAT SONG IS! I love knowing the names of those songs that everyone's heard but no1 can name or find cuz they don't have searchable lyrics... like chariots of fire or yackety sax. now I just need to find the name of that chaotic/horroresque song that reminds me of the adams family...
    1
  2577. introducing the new generation of spacesuit that you enter by crawling up the rear.
    1
  2578. lol... thought trump was boycotting twitter?
    1
  2579. sooo.... their solution is to connect a mini septic tank to every toilet? or just use septic tanks more...
    1
  2580. that is absolutely amazing... and kinda disgusting.
    1
  2581. lmao... feminist brand.... that's a misogynistic label breh.
    1
  2582. that display is so 90s... it's scaring the 80s black guys.
    1
  2583. it's a trench gun... it's for firing down a trench isn't it? so it kinda is more like the first test...
    1
  2584. no? it can't go backwards when it's played forwards...
    1
  2585.  @THETRIVIALTHINGS  so.... you're saying simon is actually indian?
    1
  2586. @Veer Pal well sorry for not being an expert on every language in existence. sounds arab to me. deal with it.
    1
  2587.  @Chilukar  bro they quit, get over it.
    1
  2588.  @Chilukar  the terrorists... georgey boy scart them off for everyone... war on terrorism, ya know? hooraw!
    1
  2589. wow... that woman has to be among the unluckiest people ever.
    1
  2590. heh... BM...
    1
  2591. "you're beating at the bush!!"
    1
  2592. now that you mention it those bullets would probably need more power... though I guess you could say they're somehow using a more powerful explosive.
    1
  2593. her daughter isn't one of the kids?
    1
  2594. mmmmm, food with vinegar...
    1
  2595. because jesus.
    1
  2596. holy sexist cops.
    1
  2597. everything needs nutmeg... wonder if it's a james thing?
    1
  2598. really though.... shermans are boxy and bad. a compact car is more maneuverable too, doesn't make it a good tank.
    1
  2599.  @brennanleadbetter9708  they're tall and kinda silly looking... notice how no modern tanks are tall like that? they all adopted the flat soviet style because it's better.
    1
  2600.  @brennanleadbetter9708  ya, tigers were pretty boxy too... and modern tanks are just overall bigger I'm pretty sure? seem to recall hearing the shermans were easier to work on tho, so I guess they had that going for them.
    1
  2601.  @brennanleadbetter9708  easy to spot...
    1
  2602. always figured it was some mixture of pitch and tree resin. guess no one's figured it out yet :/
    1
  2603. they couldn't make phones as powerful as PCs, so they made PCs as powerful as phones...
    1
  2604. america: we'll launch a drone boat that drops a remote radar drone that detects the mines then sends a signal to the satellite that sends a signal to the boat that launches another drone that launches a remote drone that find the mine and send the picture to the satellite that sends it to the boat so someone can verify that it's a mine and send a signal to the satellite that sends a signal to the drone to destroy the mine. everyone else: we'll just shoot at it...
    1
  2605. that's nice... but I doubt it'll stop the kid from taking more food the next time he's hungry. unless the lesson was to take pizza and sausage rolls instead of chocolate bars...
    1
  2606. how is a service fee fine? you're literally paying them to provide a service... that is the thing you're paying them for to begin with. why are you paying for it again and thinking that's fine?
    1
  2607. almost like our ancestors were trying to tell us something about crows...
    1
  2608. people hardly use paper anymore ffs... who wants a $50 piece of paper?
    1
  2609. you lay everything out and still loose shit... wow. I assemble pretty much everything from a bag of parts and it usually works fine.
    1
  2610. now do how music in video games makes them harder.
    1
  2611. what do you mean they couldn't get internet? did they not have a phone line?
    1
  2612. seems kinda sloppy for putin...
    1
  2613. idk why he couldn't have just used a hack saw and some sort of jig...
    1
  2614. that last one is hardly a physics problem, it's a knot trick lol.
    1
  2615. I mean... it's not that difficult... I'm kinda disappointed the average person can't figure it out. don't tell these people that it used to be commonplace to just hand a clerk your list and they'd gather your groceries for you...
    1
  2616. wait what? north korea is a member of the UN?
    1
  2617. famous people aren't allowed to act like idiots on the internet... that's for us nobodies.
    1
  2618. we don't even have pennies here anymore... the next generation is going to have no clue what this phrase means.
    1
  2619. you can't drill into an air pocket in a cave... that'd just kill everyone >.> the air is the only thing keeping the water out.
    1
  2620. "I just kept runnin and runnin..."
    1
  2621. sorry, I don't want to hire you.
    1
  2622. really? magic spoon? cereal is by definition grain based. grain free cereal isn't cereal, it's lame hipster meal replacement. maybe you should have danny write a script about "carbs and stuff" and how you need that to live. you're such a shill... gawd. give me my view back.
    1
  2623. just ordinary bigness... no big deal.
    1
  2624. that baby at 8:24 looks really fake... did they put a fake baby there to make it look worse?
    1
  2625. I blame that stupid map on the mexican explorer show.
    1
  2626. it wasn't "hidden away"... the rumor is they dumped it in the lake. which is historically a not uncommon way for things to be "disposed of" so it's not impossible IMO.
    1
  2627. congratulations random person in the car at 1:46 , you're now an accomplice.
    1
  2628. what's the deal with the john wick look tho?
    1
  2629. funny... I watched a thing that had a very different opinion of beard oil... I think you might be over-selling it simon... go figure, simon over-selling something lmao... RAID SIMON LEGEND!!!
    1
  2630.  @kieronparr3403  hello, I'm simon whistler and I endorse this product.
    1
  2631. why not just prop it up wait until it rains?
    1
  2632. wtf? is he getting parkinsons now?
    1
  2633. seems like sticking weights on a model like that would also predict the ideal support points for a specific shape formed by the weights.
    1
  2634. just put a type of weapon and a question of safety in the title and youtube kicks it straight to the top...
    1
  2635. lol... they forgot they bought alaska from russia and didn't get rid of the russian names...
    1
  2636. 'lights moving in a pattern I hadn't seen before' oh hey, it's the worlds leaving expert on moving lights who has a mental catalogue of various lights moving and can concretely assert that these moving lights did not match any of the moving lights he, as an expert on moving lights, is personally familiar with!
    1
  2637. ofc it would end in panama... don't give me that "oh the land is bad" they built a canal there forever ago... it's just panama and it's a disaster. you might as well be building a road through the amazon and vatican city at the same time.
    1
  2638. you'd have a pretty hard time confusing a juniper or ceder with spruce... they hardly even look alike.
    1
  2639. you already made a video about where the juicy fruit flavor comes from... pretty sure this stuff about their advertising was a bonus fact in that one or something too because I remember that also...
    1
  2640. pretty sure manufacturing all the computers that made bill gates a billionare produced a lot of toxic waste... who cares who's funding it though.
    1
  2641. how the hell would a rock even get into beans?
    1
  2642. jute isn't hemp though, it's it's own thing made from jute plants.
    1
  2643. I don't care about fox news.
    1
  2644. hairy balls don't cause cancer... moving on.
    1
  2645. inb4 they blow up a mountain.
    1
  2646. 0:10 is that a picture of betty boop in a blue jacket?
    1
  2647. in short people are stupid. the end.
    1
  2648. believe me, if I could grow a historic grape... or any grape here... I'd be all over that.
    1
  2649. the sony mania of the 1990s... the iphone mania of the 2000s... the throwing money at stupid fruitless things mania of the 2010s...
    1
  2650. when I was a kid we only had one sidewalk and no crossing... we were taught to look both ways before crossing the street...
    1
  2651. is it really any mystery how an american bomb found it's way onto japanese soil on a site that was built on after 1945?
    1
  2652. good strat... just ignore them and hope they don't attack.
    1
  2653. naw, they let anyone that will make their country look better in, just like any other country... the bar is just really low there.
    1
  2654. how do you power a car with a turban?
    1
  2655. so there's an official report somewhere showing that spray and pray is more effective?
    1
  2656. met he drives a sherman harder too. old people are hardcore.
    1
  2657. "if you're illegally entering a country and you don't want to get caught... why?" not the sharpest pin in the cushion...
    1
  2658. YES! SHOW US YOUR WHEEL DAN!!!
    1
  2659. not a very good ad for a vacuum when it takes like 3 passes to pick up a little dirt...
    1
  2660. you don't want cloth anywhere near power tools... my dad almost cut off fingers on a table saw 3 times and the worse was when he was wearing cheap gloves in the winter... worse than the time he was drunk...
    1
  2661. heh, remember chrismas light testers?
    1
  2662. stop disabling comments on videos you shills.
    1
  2663. wtf are you doing with your plugs? I've had things plugged in for like 20+ years and they haven't fallen out one bit.
    1
  2664. the prime minister has always just been the face of the party... they actually kinda teach you generally how it works in highschool civics class... ya that class no one pays attention in.
    1
  2665. a great movie doesn't need to shove every little detail in your face.
    1
  2666. guess they finally got tired of pretending they aren't re-doing topics on pretty much every channel simon is on...
    1
  2667. that's so weird how a pool of water burned down... suspiciously... and no one was injured but someone is in hospital? what a farce... this isn't news.
    1
  2668. figured it had to have something to do with depth perception over long distances.
    1
  2669. I was always dubious of these pans... wasn't aware of the level to which they're abusing the term "ceramic" however.
    1
  2670. wtf is a 1/c second? none of the above...
    1
  2671. it looks like a small sun for a second...
    1
  2672. sucks to be your parents...
    1
  2673. people managed to drill for oil before fracking was a thing...
    1
  2674. the coffin bells were also supposedly called "dead ringers" and were the origin of that term.
    1
  2675. so the energy density is the same everywhere... but different on the surface?
    1
  2676. not like it's a new concept... I knew someone like 20 years ago who ran a delivery business. they'd just deliver w.e people wanted including food. guess it was ahead of it's time.
    1
  2677. looks like they stuck an airbag on the back of the door... and lol "settling"... it bounced a lot. I'm skeptical.
    1
  2678. megablocks sucks... they either don't fit together or you can't get them apart or they won't stay together...
    1
  2679. adam who?
    1
  2680. weird setup. before seeing it I imagined 2 barrels on the bottom with one on top and 3 hammers on top with the outside ones coming down past the middle barrel.
    1
  2681. I'd known about the great famine in china, but not this part of it. interesting.
    1
  2682. just wondering how they determined this... maybe we'll find out in a few years.
    1
  2683. they should see the orphans on the streets of india doing this themselves with sludge from the sewers... at least these people are a family, and they probably aren't at that high of a risk if they do it right.
    1
  2684.  @Excitable101  that's how they do it lol
    1
  2685. "where did the water come from?" well... a large percentage of the plants surface is kinda covered in it...
    1
  2686.  @alanthompson8515  guess no one told fukushima that.
    1
  2687. because the last usable windows OS was 7...
    1
  2688. any lawyer will tell you to talk to a lawyer... funny how that works.
    1
  2689. maybe people realize it's an old trick to raise prices and then have a bunch of "deals"?
    1
  2690. another reason why it was just a bad place for a nuclear power plant... can't just stick these things anywhere.
    1
  2691.  @KURENANI  well the citizens say they are... so idk
    1
  2692. it seems fairly obvious to me that you're going to get some air on that little hump... idk how this wasn't obvious to them...
    1
  2693. holy shit 5% tax in EVE? good thing I never went back to that shitshow.
    1
  2694. guess it was a pretty big deal to you after all, you made a whole video about it...
    1
  2695. so... did they already have this defensive tunnel network dug all over the north? it seems unlikely they did it in haste as being pushed back
    1
  2696. adam and jamie c-4ed the netowrk with a bit "we quit"... or at least one or them did.
    1
  2697. "we'll have to conduct an internal investigation..."
    1
  2698. hu? did he not add more soil to the pot?
    1
  2699. is cereal code for cocaine now?
    1
  2700. is simon really bald or does he just shave since forever in anticipation of a keeps sponsorship?
    1
  2701. "it felt like a very serious room" with that barrel balanced on a wedge and double-stacked skids? so serious.
    1
  2702. bergly? what's bergly?
    1
  2703. cuz all the cool kids want a HEMI!!
    1
  2704. they probably don't want to mention what metal it is because it's depleted uranium...
    1
  2705. so mules aren't a species now?
    1
  2706.  @rizdekd3912  what is it then?
    1
  2707.  @rizdekd3912  don't think being a hybrid precludes something from being a species tho? like those titles are in different categories.
    1
  2708. what's the deal with the radiation warning mystery door in the middle of the kitchen?
    1
  2709. kinda sounded like he said "we send our torpedo men down there once a month for maintenance, so we die in the tubes every month."
    1
  2710. you can drop a lit match into normal gas and it won't light if you do it right... don't try this at home kids.
    1
  2711. or what happens to funny money when people loose confidence...
    1
  2712. time to start another controversy?
    1
  2713. always wondered why drive manufacturers don't just make the drives a little bigger so they show up as the advertised size on your PC... then no one would even notice.
    1
  2714. HELLO FLESH!! THE CHEAP FOOD COMPANY OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGINS SOURCED FROM 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES!
    1
  2715. I haven't found it takes even a hundred dollars...
    1
  2716. stimulants tend to have the opposite effect on people with ADHD... also any hot beverage has a lot of the effects associated with coffee just because it's a hot beverage.
    1
  2717. the last time someone said no to adam savage his hair was orange...
    1
  2718. if any of those people the dog bit had reported it to animal control he wouldn't have this problem anymore...
    1
  2719. cmon simon... you wouldn't have payed for keeps... get real.
    1
  2720. i swear these titles get more and more ridiculous.
    1
  2721. hey m8, I'm selling literally a pile of shit in the posh part of town and the rent is really high... so you'll pay a lot of money for my literal pile of shit right? cuz ya know... my rent is high... so whatever I'm selling must be worth it.
    1
  2722. a pipeline? doesn't seem like it'd be hard to blow up a pipeline if someone went to war with china...
    1
  2723. "we're just going to vent the heat into the atmosphere... it'll help with global warming."
    1
  2724. looks easier than diving into a man-sized fire pot...
    1
  2725. adam savages favorite tools: another esoteric tool that does one job and costs several hundred dollars.
    1
  2726. never known anyone named tristyn to not be a problem...
    1
  2727. maybe someone should educate these people that if they can't make money doing what they're doing it's not worth doing... imagine breaking your back for 2 days to make a mat that sells for 5 bucks lmao...
    1
  2728. everyone and their hamster landin on the moon these days...
    1
  2729. is this what kids are calling a joke these days?
    1
  2730. what about the time delay required for the STL ship to communicate with earth? would them having FTL communication make them an FTL ship? can the ship be STL and FTL at the same time? I feel like this example is too much "in a vacuum" ignoring the realities of... reality. just the time it takes the crew of the STL ship to decide to tell earth anything is probably too slow in this timescale anyways...
    1
  2731. so only the mouths are clay now? pff.
    1
  2732. more about getting good wine than the environment IMO... only cheap wine has screw tops.
    1
  2733. plant based "milk" has a market in people who are lactose intolerant, which is a lot of the world and not really optional for them. not many people are allergic to meat, the majority of the people eating plant based "meat" are choosing to.
    1
  2734. if coffee is so addictive how can I have a latte almost every day but be perfectly capable of just not having one with little desire to do so? if eating food addictive? you're compelled to do that aren't you? you could be eating vitamin paste...
    1
  2735. I like how the fake tea is tethered to the ship for easy recovery.
    1
  2736. kinda getting triggered by your refering to gruit as if it's a standardized thing... from what I understand of it before people settled on hops as the standard they just used whatever was around. so idk how one might tax someone going and picking some weeds?
    1
  2737. pretty sure it's actually a bright blue?
    1
  2738. americans forgot about the war of 1812 cuz you lost... we learn about it in like grade 7 in canada.
    1
  2739. this is just the sort of thing I needed right now... too much hype clickbait on this platform sometimes.
    1
  2740. can I have the floor sample?
    1
  2741. I can't listen to him for like an hour straight...
    1
  2742. lol "quick refunds on orders under $1000"
    1
  2743. this is the sort of content adam should make... just use your clout to go around and check out engineering crap and be like "that's neat!!" I'd watch the crapper outta that.
    1
  2744. aaaah yes, ze lamp! I HOPE ZE WEADER STAYS ZIS MILD!
    1
  2745. - presented with one item to put in box - puts shoe in box instead
    1
  2746. wow, what fear mongering...
    1
  2747. I'd think you could have just cut it on the bandsaw...
    1
  2748. ofc he met obama... they probably went out for chicken and grape soda.
    1
  2749. why would you line a wooden box with copper? it can't spark anyways...
    1
  2750. what's up with old english people calling nightshades apples?
    1
  2751. I mean... it can slowly crash mostly on it's side...
    1
  2752. this was all about greed and reddit being troll AF...
    1
  2753. doesn't look too bad, though I'm not a fan of mushy bread.
    1
  2754. they only helping it out because if it dies in there it'll void it's bowels and contaminate the whole water supply...
    1
  2755.  @MJW238  birds travel in flocks?
    1
  2756.  @MJW238  oh, so you're just creating a strawman in a discussion about modes of conveyance... ok good to know.
    1
  2757. heh... someones from vancouver.
    1
  2758.  @anathema2325  imagine imagining.
    1
  2759. weird how people think this is new...
    1
  2760. am I the only one who can roughly smell how much salt something needs?
    1
  2761. seems to be the standard way to alert people of emergencies now... guess all the old people can just die.
    1
  2762. good ol doggos.
    1
  2763. so felt is trimmings from making real fur products? like the particle board of the hat world?
    1
  2764. kirk was allowed to be casual and have a ranch... why can't picard?
    1
  2765. it's not really surprising considering ceasar dressing has anchovy paste in it.
    1
  2766. except if you cut everything too big you have to cut it all again to make it the right size...
    1
  2767. wait what? there's a replica of the lighthouse of alexandria built from the original plans??
    1
  2768. what would mythbusters do with dirty jobs? job is dirty, myth confirmed.
    1
  2769. it started as a video hosting service... and people were more than happy to upload videos to it without being payed to do so.
    1
  2770. typical feminist... "equal rights! (but women are better)!"
    1
  2771. it's a circus... vote green.
    1
  2772.  @tedpoplawski1462  you mean the functional conservatives who "oppose all forms of protest"?
    1
  2773. more like good luck it happened to someone with 2 cars...
    1
  2774. it's cooked. from what I've heard even in the case of people being electrocuted from things such as power stations they smell like burning flesh when they die.
    1
  2775. I only want to be a natural millionare... I don't want surgery to become one.
    1
  2776. quality control is always the first to go....
    1
  2777. "an historic win"
    1
  2778. so did you also come to the conclusion he ran off to costa rica?
    1
  2779. what about baked canada?!
    1
  2780. holy hell, is it really 84?!
    1
  2781. what if I told you youtube recommended me this video? I'm not sitting through 20 ads and paying $15 a month to watch it tho.
    1
  2782. I'm guessing their price has something to do with peoples willingness to try their alternative product?
    1
  2783. what liability issues? lol...
    1
  2784. this is such an adam savage thing to do... I am in no way surprised.
    1
  2785. I think... in my opinion... if you were to ask me what I think of this whole situation... it's dumb. disney hasn't been relevant for over a decade.
    1
  2786. it would be cute that it looks to grumpy is all cats weren't angry little balls of evil to begin with...
    1
  2787. guess that's one way to keep your wife from wanting to renovate the house... "ok honey, just let me go get the foam core and we can spend the next few hours making a scale model of it!"
    1
  2788. man... the spiral wheel ain't sexy... no1 comin here for the wheel. it's all about the pans.
    1
  2789. remember don't do anything adam does at home, he's a trained manchild.
    1
  2790. I've never heard anyone who's unemployed say this, ever. you've said it like 10 times in 10 minutes... that guy on the movie said it... are you and the guy in the movie unemployed? then I'd say you're wrong about unemployed people "pushing this narrative".
    1
  2791. where is "new finland"?
    1
  2792. lol... this hong kong thing is britains fault, I should hope they're trying to do something.
    1
  2793. do the garlic thing. slow reflexes.
    1
  2794. that's nice, get back to me when I'm allowed to have an opinion on this.
    1
  2795. lol... ya, and radiation gives you super powers.
    1
  2796. ok, so they're making a ton of money off of this... could probably replace both of them for under $1000 >.>
    1
  2797. seems like there's probably enough light to keep your vision somewhere in between. and light pollution sucks. I remember when it was pitch black where I am at night, then they expanded the highway and added a bunch of lights and the whole horizon in that direction is lit up at night now :<
    1
  2798. except the panels are in the way of plowing a field... this only works on micro scale hipster no-dig farms.
    1
  2799. na, it was the pyramid power guy...
    1
  2800. were gonna build a seawall to keep the hurricane out!
    1
  2801. omfg black guy complaining "I couldn't do what I did!!" obviously you could do it. it was possible. none of the other black men could be bothered. it's a wonder there's a stereotype of black people not being bothered. don't get me wrong, it's kwl... there are plenty of white people who can't be bothered... but it's obviously not some brick wall.
    1
  2802. the ballast was held on with tie-down straps ffs.
    1
  2803. there might not be a back door, but there's probably a basement window...
    1
  2804. isn't there already a simon video about the proximity fuse? could have sworn I've heard simon talk about this before...
    1
  2805.  @LesDexia13  maybe that's what I'm thinking of
    1
  2806. "it's a technical failure... of our missiles..."
    1
  2807. lol realistic for simons authentic beard oil!!
    1
  2808. straight from the farm to your door?! so the farmer is sitting there dividing your vegies into portions and putting them into little hello fresh bags?! LOL!!
    1
  2809. well I mean, if you compare any quality whole bean coffee to maxwell house it's expensive >.> it's also funny how you claim coffee is like $5,50 on average and then later have a shot of a shelf of coffee where it's all like $8...
    1
  2810. but why did they have a barrel of arsenic anyways? I know it was a lot easier to get dangerous chemicals back then, but a whole barrel of arsenic?!
    1
  2811. damn kids...
    1
  2812. obviously you can't swim in the drinking water... but what's to stop birds from shitting in it?
    1
  2813. I blame jewish leaders.
    1
  2814. they built this massive ship and then were too afraid to use it until they threw it away...
    1
  2815. you fell for it... I never liked and very seldom even looked at twitter.
    1
  2816. I mean... if I had several hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of machine tools I could make a hammer out of junk "for free" too... or I could just buy one for like $10...
    1
  2817. this is so british ...
    1
  2818. I'm waiting for a raid shadow legends ad before one of simons videos :P
    1
  2819. wow, those 2 machines larger than my entire computer could put captions anywhere on my screen!? impressive.
    1
  2820. that microwave probably cost like $1999.99 in the 90s too...
    1
  2821. lol... M. Yass.
    1
  2822. "you may think the itallian army was totally awful, but that was just propaganda spread by the allies... really they were only mostly awful."
    1
  2823. what a cock.
    1
  2824. it was actually adams kids science fair project...
    1
  2825. 4:25 elephant is just like "I wonder what's inside this giant peanut..."
    1
  2826. so... I guess bill doesn't believe space mining will be a thing?
    1
  2827. lol what? one hour photo was awful.
    1
  2828. might as well be called pomp and privilege
    1
  2829. "if the fruit are picked a day late they can be ruined by fungus" I mean, it's always a day late the day after something goes wrong lol.
    1
  2830. why is there some purple guy banging an elephant on your cereal?
    1
  2831. so where do the birds and roller coaster come into play?
    1
  2832.  @EdwardMcClung  the problem is the grinders come like that. they should have a little plastic disk on the spindle with a label that says something like "WARNING: GRINDER IMPROPERLY SET UP FOR SHIPPING; REFER TO MANUAL TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH!" then in order to use the tool you'd have to see it.
    1
  2833. maybe try turning the stove way up and lifting the pan off the stove to control the heat. pretty much the only way to do an asian stir fry on an electric stove IMO, gotta keep it hot! also lots of oil... peanut is probably best.
    1
  2834. keep it outta canada.
    1
  2835. I would have guessed that "pig bone day" had something to do with bone broth soup... also chien is french for dog... so if the place is called "opechien" or w.e it's not really a leap that the auto-detect picked a word it knows. tho I'd have thought "sticky" staff were just being jerks... tho that may have been the case if they were "trying to look cool" so ya... seems about right to me... then again I'm used to the internet.
    1
  2836. well this was rather uninteresting...
    1
  2837. they been lookin for "proof" of god for like 100000 years now... almost like you can't find something that isn't there.
    1
  2838. landing a rocket on a barge was logistically ridiculous until someone did it... it's just a matter of investment as I see it. it seems like if someone wanted to invest in horizontal rail type launch systems up the sides of a mountain it could potentially be much more efficient than those launching from lower areas with higher atmospheric density.
    1
  2839. I'm not payed well enough to do the math... you do it.
    1
  2840. 16k people noticed this also...
    1
  2841. 5 year half life really isn't that bad... Caesium-137 has a HL of about 30 years for example and some radioactive waste has a HL of more like a hundred.
    1
  2842. yup, they made trijets back when 2-engine planes weren't allowed to fly over oceans.
    1
  2843. we need to clarify who's missile this was before things get out of hand...
    1
  2844. wow, you've become a lot less saturated in the last few years. you look like you're made of plastic... like the burger king guy.
    1
  2845. and this is the type of person the youth idolize these days... can't even get himself arrested with dignity.
    1
  2846. can't focus on the 11 people who have recovered?
    1
  2847. omfg... that is a scruffed turkey. it's like twitching and it's feathers are half gone? could they not find a better looking presidential turkey?
    1
  2848. they the ripped jeans they sell are actually just ripped jeans?
    1
  2849. pretty sure you already did a video on this...
    1
  2850.  @TodayIFoundOut  did the channel change ownership in the last couple years or something? almost positive I'm seeing repeats of topics that were covered years ago.
    1
  2851.  @TodayIFoundOut  so are you that guy with a lisp that no one wanted to listen to who hired simon then? I remember that too lol... you shouldn't underestimate your fans... regardless of their judgement or your narrative abilities. I seriously used to confuse you with that danger dolan guy cuz I couldn't understand either of you... sorry but it's true. big hug.
    1
  2852.  @TodayIFoundOut  that was you wasn't it? lol.
    1
  2853. at least until AI rights matter...
    1
  2854. it seems kinda standard to me that a professional in any field should at the least be competent in that field...
    1
  2855. costs more...
    1
  2856. 99 cents? pretty sure they cost like 3 bucks here...
    1
  2857. lol... dust for prints...
    1
  2858. dogs do have human-like emotions... you must either not have a dog or not pay attention. there's no reason for a dog to pull someone across a warzone while being shot at other than a pure emotional sense of kinship. no living thing just does that for food or some arbitrary reward. idc if "the dog doesn't know what a gun is"... by that logic it's all scary and unnatural and the natural response would be to run.
    1
  2859. do you honestly expect them to replace like 20 gallons of oil every time they cook something? LMAO!!!
    1
  2860.  @rof2877  lol, more or less.
    1
  2861. kinda funny how both pearl harbor and 911 can be the worst attack on US soil...
    1
  2862. implying that they've been holding back all this time allowing russias progress and are now going to step it up?
    1
  2863. classic touchdown overflow error.
    1
  2864. aaaaaynd thayn I done got tird av dat der kid
    1
  2865. whenever someone farted during the cold war people thought the bombs were dropping >.>
    1
  2866. women pay more because they're more worried about buying things marketed at them...
    1
  2867. omg stop with the bullshit lies... no one is lacing weed that costs $10 a gram with something that costs $120 a gram... this myth needs to die.
    1
  2868. so... why not a bigger shotgun?
    1
  2869. they've been putting RFID chips in dogs for decades... it's definitely not a new tech but it can't be hidden in a vaccine.
    1
  2870. probably calls out 360 degrees because 350 degrees is the point where the maillard reaction occurs and they know the thing is losing heat out of all the slots.
    1
  2871. so you made an "operating system" game... gj.
    1
  2872. ancient texts also talk about the healing powers of lead and mercury...
    1
  2873. another repeat... yay.
    1
  2874. pff, I'm not paying more and doing more work because of the actions of people before me... let the next generation deal with it. wtf does this have to do with WW2 anyways?
    1
  2875. the queen's bell wouldn't be that banged up... it's the queens bell. adam always weathers things like an old roadies case...
    1
  2876. I blame all those idiots who bitched and complained that people with more time had an unfair advantage... so every game started adding daily bonuses and quests to give people who play more less of an advantage... this is just the evolution of that.
    1
  2877. was the whole thing poorly cast and is full of air bubbles or simple machined and then pitted like adam plans to do?
    1
  2878. who said "to resign"?
    1
  2879. ofc he's smart... he put an old vending machine in how shop and puts money into it in front of people in order to entice them to also put money into it.
    1
  2880. keeps doesn't seem to work very well.
    1
  2881. it's not a good thing in any way... you'd have to be a complete moron to eat something that appeared on your porch unsolicited. good on that one lady for being reasonable.
    1
  2882. ya, but my washing machine keeps falling into the lake...
    1
  2883. it's out of production and you'd have to be familiar with the model to know the brand.
    1
  2884. interesting... I was not aware baby otters eat.
    1
  2885. are you kidding me? big bird was never legit going to space... this is a joke.
    1
  2886.  @jesusramirezromo2037  "considering" something doesn't mean it was going to happen.
    1
  2887. "if I wasn't addicted I would have no problem quitting" interview of the years ladys and gentlemen...
    1
  2888. newsflash: most websites encrypt your data already. that's what the little lock up next to the URL means. I swear no one knows what a VPN actually does...
    1
  2889.  @HM2SGT  ya, pretty much every site runs google analytics... just get noscript. a VPN isn't going to do anything about that, you're not being tracked or data mined or w.e by your IP or physical location but by your own computer though something called cookies...
    1
  2890. how do you meme the demon core? this is going to be over faster than ugandan knuckles...
    1
  2891. this is a problem that wasn't a problem... they generally use the leftover pulp as animal feed.
    1
  2892. do you have shirtshare? I used to wear the same tightass shirt in every video, but then I got shirtshare and traded my too tight shirt for a shirt that fits! it's free if you can find someone to shirtshare!
    1
  2893. people don't steal your data by getting your IP...
    1
  2894. or you could just put these lumps of concrete down there without using other peoples life insurance to pay for it...
    1
  2895. lol... people kept telling me for years I'd have to get a phone with an internal battery eventually... looks like holding out worked.
    1
  2896. I always wished my soup was more portable...
    1
  2897. stop with the pictures of polluted asian oceans already... no water here looks like that. I put my plastic in the recycling bin, if it ends up in the ocean it's the fault of the people who claim to take responsibility for it. if you don't want to take care of it stop saying you will, I'll put it back in the ground.
    1
  2898. soo... someone made a thing that messes with the measurement equipment?
    1
  2899. not right now... when energy becomes less of a limitation maybe also those railguns look so basic... just one stage plinkers... you're fooling yourself if you think that's the apex of the tech, I saw more advanced "prototypes" years ago on random docs that are probably classified now.
    1
  2900. thought information wasn't limited by the speed of light?
    1
  2901. wait, "later was christianed"?
    1
  2902. gemini cricket?
    1
  2903. no use for the technology at the time? we could have had a worldwide wireless power grid if it weren't for greedy business mongals.
    1
  2904. isn't a bassinet a musical instrument?
    1
  2905. an expert always knows they have more to learn...
    1
  2906. ofc the soviets would try to dig through the earth... just because they can.
    1
  2907. can it even be called cataclysmic event if it doesn't cause a cataclysm?
    1
  2908. but they're not good... did they specifically look for impressions that were bad but kinda close?
    1
  2909. how did the driver of the pink train not realize he was indeed still on the same track tho? did he think he would just magically jump to the other track at some point?
    1
  2910. how ironic that such an amazing collection exists in canada... as a set of movie props >.>
    1
  2911. what if all these random companies simon promotes are actually owned by him? like... he got a lifetime supply of razers at some point and started dollar shave club... then started selling glasses... now he's come up with this cereal.
    1
  2912. idk about anyone else... but I'm highly disturbed by that blur.
    1
  2913. lol those racing chairs are so stupid...
    1
  2914.  @marc-andreservant201  are you making a case for the "vaccine" or against banning asbestos?
    1
  2915. you're just making a video about this because that other channel did aren't u? gawd daven is such a shill.
    1
  2916. or maybe nobody every heard of the bloody blue beatle?!
    1
  2917. lol... 2 spaces after a period... so they spend a large amount of time on reddit.
    1
  2918. back when peg legs used to be made of wood...
    1
  2919. you messed up the timing didn't you?
    1
  2920. they said it was a small cylindrical object... doesn't sound like a balloon to me. don't you think if it was a balloon they'd say it was a balloon? don't you think the pilot that shot it down would say "oh ya, it was another balloon."? sounds like a not balloon...
    1
  2921.  @primmakinsofis614  well I'm trusting they can at least identify a balloon when they see one XD
    1
  2922. asphalt engineers? I'm sure that's a thing.
    1
  2923. where's obama when you need him?!
    1
  2924. english people pronounce "turbine" and "turban"... we can let this go.
    1
  2925.  @m4rvinmartian  assuming it happened at all, he visually spelled it... physically spelling something would require some sort of hologram... no wonder you need someone else to bust obvious nonsense for you lmao.
    1
  2926.  @m4rvinmartian  what u got against cvnts?
    1
  2927. no one had a DVD burner in 1998 >.> I don't even think I had a dvd player in 1998 ffs...
    1
  2928. and that was just a locomotive without thousands of tons behind it...
    1
  2929. what's soft about them? they're not alcoholic? ya know... the opposite of hard liqour?
    1
  2930. funny... I thought bitcoin was totally secure? oh no, but it's not because it's digital...
    1
  2931. simon this is a waste of my time... my beard isn't squeaking.
    1
  2932. you don't need shrapnel to pop a pressurized flying tin can...
    1
  2933. turning off my hot water while my cloths are drying sounds pretty stupid to me... and I like my stuff to work. everything you're talking about here is a complication of existing technology... and more complicated means more points of failure. with the water heater you'll now have to keep the heatpump system clean. regular hot water heater maintenance isn't something most currently do nor something anyone wants to add... so that's an additional cost to have it serviced every 6-8 months when the heat pump gets all clogged up with dust and crap... then a stove with an extra battery in it which has a limited lifespan giving your stove a shelf life... yay! not to mention all of these heat pumps would use huge amount of refrigerants that are costly to dispose of and the systems need to be serviced semi-regularly...
    1
  2934.  rwsthedemonking  naw, then you're in the wrong... might as well never own things because they can be taken away from you at any point with no compensation.
    1
  2935. good thing that I don't care then... though I happened to be looking at the GFI plug in my washroom after watching this and noticed it only has text in one orientation which would seem to indicate it should in fact be installed ground up... and it's been there since the 80s so I guess this isn't a new idea? tho what do you know it's the only outlet in the house that was installed sideways.
    1
  2936. why does the label say "anal" on it?
    1
  2937. I bet adam broke down after he made this and bought the $400 vintage one...
    1
  2938. pff, men don't need soft towels.
    1
  2939. idk why I thought democracy was more fleshed out and pure in ancient rome... in reality it was even more of a clusterfuck than it is now.
    1
  2940. aaahahahah... knew the import fees would be at least the cost of the "truck".
    1
  2941. pretty sure it's a lot harder to flip up onto something... so the mattress is probably not helping.
    1
  2942. eh kinda, the shape of the bomblet could make it more reliable
    1
  2943. i swear you claim to be either british or american as the situation suits it... https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  2944. heh, he touched the butte.
    1
  2945. but can a nuclear explosion survive inside a metal bowling ball?
    1
  2946. I've been waiting for months... guy really needs some bigger shirts.
    1
  2947. why does your penis ship look like a spider tho?
    1
  2948. "that's a freedom powered turban."
    1
  2949. nice try google ;p
    1
  2950.  @postallyheidi5821  if you're only buying from friends and family why are you doing it through etsy tho?
    1
  2951.  @postallyheidi5821  so why are you using a 3rd party service to buy things from friends and family?
    1
  2952. holy fuckin nazitube up in here!
    1
  2953. holy fuckin nazitube
    1
  2954. "speed dehydrators!" "frozen food re-heaterizer!"
    1
  2955. what's with all the sodium reactor failures? why can't they just use graphite?!
    1
  2956.  @afx935  see sarcasm.
    1
  2957. you seem to have neglected to consider the fact that japanese people are asian.
    1
  2958. well technically raw meat doesn't just produce bacteria, it has to become contaminated by coming into contact with bacteria in the first place... still I generally don't think it's a good idea.
    1
  2959. admiral berg... and the icebreaker glacier... that's great.
    1
  2960. maybe because mathematicians don't actually create anything, they just discover the existing answers?
    1
  2961. ok kid... you need to consume a star. that will provide you with magnitude of power required to manipulate time. but considering we can hardly get past our own moon thus far it'll probably be a while...
    1
  2962. seems like there's a little bit of a difference between someone happening to own a gun and it happening to be in their car versus "bringing a gun to school"... when it's said someone "brought a gun to school" I think it's kinda implied that specifically brought it there and didn't just happen to have it with them because they did...
    1
  2963. and how does europe plan to enforce a fine in another country? all they can do is try to block sites, but people can just use a proxy or w.e so really they can't do anything.
    1
  2964. wine made during the war probably tastes like nazi farts anyways >.>
    1
  2965. why does she look to empathetic for the object?
    1
  2966. heh... hadn't actually seen one of these things before... it looks super nervous.
    1
  2967. I'd heard blackmail came from jousting when the winner would sell the losers armor back to them or some such thing...
    1
  2968. any good bone broth will gel... only takes a few hours.
    1
  2969. canada is becoming a scary place for freedom...
    1
  2970. pretty sure the bicycle is older tho?
    1
  2971. everyone getting payed to play games and make videos can just stop complaining about problems common to most jobs...
    1
  2972. probably because the heat activates the pectin and such and then cooling it lets it set and heating it again doesn't do the same thing.
    1
  2973. because people are fucking stupid and thing all fossils are "dinosaurs"
    1
  2974. 12:00 I mean... you're trying to demonstrate analog audio over youtube... I wouldn't really expect to hear the sort of minor differences one might in person(tho it's probably not a lot).
    1
  2975. this is just a remake of the video about civilian uses for nukes that didn't work but with like 2 added facts...
    1
  2976. it's not like it's the only place they fling around colored powder... but this is why most places don't do it.
    1
  2977. how about holding people accountable for their actions without blaming drugs? revolutionary concept, I know...
    1
  2978. except he wasps native range is pretty limited so most figs are a different variety that's self-fertile and doesn't require pollination by wasps.
    1
  2979. shortly after things had a dial that went to 10 and they wanted to signify a situation exceeding that, I'd assume... how about this: when did simon get shirts that fit? edit: wait... simon wells... did you start a shirt company you sly bastard?!
    1
  2980. if you get stranded in the past does it really matter what number the year is? you're whenever you are.
    1
  2981. you're selling a pattern for a basic 1-compartment bag for $15?! adam sure loves to make money...
    1
  2982. the pyramids had warnings too... didn't stop anyone.
    1
  2983. pretty small tank track...
    1
  2984. I don't do economics, I'm just watching a video about it. :S
    1
  2985. I mean, generally one doesn't write something down as being an important thing the second it's invented... it would stand to reason by the time something is written about it's already existed for some time.
    1
  2986. if you had $9000 to spend on some fancy record player it could probably have shreded the records for all the owners cared... it was probably cheaper to buy a slave to change your records for you lol.
    1
  2987. too late... he's already called sleepy joe... and walkaway joe sounds dumb.
    1
  2988. allegedly.
    1
  2989. or maybe some tribe of later humans regularly walked in the footprints, either for religious reasons or just for fun.
    1
  2990. why does your curiosity stream thing look a lot like steam? why is there a controller? is daven super high?
    1
  2991. and here I thought it was "hardy"... because that would make more sense in that the food is robust, filling, and/or lasting.
    1
  2992. I don't recall blackberries ever being sold as "smarphones"... pretty sure they were always PDAs.
    1
  2993. bowlers are so plain... it's like being bald in hat form. get a fedora or a fez or a gator skin or a 10 gallon... those are sharp. even one of those military hats is nifty, though not exactly an every day sort of hat.
    1
  2994. that's in no way a complicated tie. should try making a ristra, they're a great way to dry things and practice some string magic.
    1
  2995. that definitely sounds like a person trying to be a dog...
    1
  2996.  @pacman3556  first off it's a meme... second there's a high probability they don't really care about the issue and are just repeating what they've heard.
    1
  2997.  @RandomPlaceHolderName  he waits for them to move before nailing... it's kinda a rule of any sort of construction project that observers are responsible for keeping themselves out of the way.
    1
  2998. guess the footage was blurry enough they didn't have to blur anything...
    1
  2999. because it's a european company maybe?
    1
  3000. maybe they're tired of hearing and ready for talking...
    1
  3001. what? people can look away? nonono, we must make everywhere safe!
    1
  3002. covid was the excuse they needed to destroy free and open discussion on the internet... it's now become normal for everything you say to be checked to ensure it's "correct and appropriate"...
    1
  3003. why does super red look purple?
    1
  3004. definitely matsimii.
    1
  3005. it's called debt... holy balls.
    1
  3006. 3:45 those aren't even carolina reapers lmao... reapers have pointy tips like bhut jalokia. those are probably 7 pots. edit: also those "ghost peppers" aren't ghost peppers... they aren't white lmao... how is this so bad?
    1
  3007. it's kinda average in canada... how cheap is your pizza?
    1
  3008. canadian named "everything"... heh. i like this guy. also that prescription of beer... so canada XD
    1
  3009. pretty impressive that they can make a huge missile that pops up like 100 feet, turns 90 degrees, and shoots off in another direction.
    1
  3010. I love adams bias towards ILM films....
    1
  3011. idk what makes them think people won't just take a 3 week vacation and go right back to school...
    1
  3012. ya, I bet bill gates and warren buffet are betting millions... in between using coupons at Mc donalds.
    1
  3013. wow... high precision miniature compressor made in america? that thing must cost thousands of dollars.
    1
  3014.  @slowmo7993  it's not about being able to afford it, it's about not giving your money to someone trying to screw people over.
    1
  3015. I loled.
    1
  3016. we'll have to cure cancer at some point to deal with all the radiation in space... sooooo ya.
    1
  3017. so AI is going to replace disney?
    1
  3018. lol... trump...
    1
  3019. they been smoking hash in that region for thousands of years with no problems... then the white man comes along with opium.
    1
  3020. who's shaming anyone? maybe people are just afraid you'll sue them if they mention anything involving your vag...
    1
  3021. I get it bro... no one wants to admit they were chasing birds in a multi-billion dollar jet fighter...
    1
  3022. that robot sounds like it has autism...
    1
  3023. that is the plan... the trees are planted way too close together and it's cheaper to just plant twice as many trees assuming a bunch die than paying someone to maintain them >.>
    1
  3024. I can't even recall the last time I saw a grapefruit spoon...
    1
  3025. I'm not good at making rhymes, I must have tried a hundred times...
    1
  3026.  @ryancomer6290  that's not actually the proper use of an officers service pistol... they can't just shoot people to prevent assumed future danger to something somewhere >.>
    1
  3027.  @ryancomer6290  you're literally contradicting yourself.
    1
  3028.  @ryancomer6290  ya ok... "it's not an "assumed future danger" but it's safe to assume it would be a danger in the future."
    1
  3029. wasn't that middle finger thing officially debunked?
    1
  3030. I imagine it matters what part you stick your head into... and that electron thing is really neat, it makes more sense when you think that every atom has electrons though.
    1
  3031. how do they know the safety mechanisms worked if they never found it to verify that? also one has to wonder why something like a switch would even be involved with the operation of such a device...
    1
  3032. I only saw the first season, but it didn't seem that bad? some people probably just expected it to be something it's not... it was never going to be a TNG reboot and you wouldn't want it to be.
    1
  3033. canada is doin it...
    1
  3034. SINNER!! really though? this is news now?
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  3035. I can't help but feel like bill failed the people asking these questions when they were kids...
    1
  3036. is this a serious question?
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  3037. laserdisc was huge and reminded you of older tech (records)... I never even heard of laserdisk before this channel.
    1
  3038. my dogs dislike this video.
    1
  3039. how does traffic affect your ability to govern? wtf?
    1
  3040. you can just call someone else and tell them to do it...
    1
  3041. most of the interesting gun designs are older... from before they settled on current standards.
    1
  3042.  @Radgerayden-ist  right, 4. my bad :P
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  3043. this makes me lose respect for black people. I'm canadain and was always taught and told that we should all respect each other. we never oppressed your people and if you even bothered to learn history you'd know that this was the place your people were able to escape the oppression of slavery before america considered it wrong. years later I'm still insulted by your barbaric protests in out land that interfered with out way of life when we labored to help. you have all but lost my respect.
    1
  3044. isn't this like the 3rd video about this? where are the damn pictures?!
    1
  3045. so... when was america great? sounds like mexicans have been laborers there for over a century now... lol
    1
  3046. "crack" is quite the understatement... that thing is broken.
    1
  3047. "lets take it back to camp!" he says as he leaves it on the tree :P and you can braid 3 strands together to begin with to get more strength than that labor intensive method, the point of that method is the small form factor. you can braid an almost unlimited number of strands together and make your own log if you want, but that wouldn't be a rope.
    1
  3048. simon would know about ship wrecks no one remembers...
    1
  3049. seems most likely they started milling the powder wet so it didn't explode and then had to break it up somehow and it happened to work better.
    1
  3050. you'd think people would take a hint from edsel and stop naming cars after themselves.
    1
  3051. I'm starting to think he just gets a kick outta trying to mess with simon...
    1
  3052. literally any video from adam in the last few years... "you could use _____, but I prefer to use proprietary more expensive _____."
    1
  3053. I was not aware they had trees in middle eastern countries... interesting.
    1
  3054. so napalm is made form althletic greens?
    1
  3055. so because it's crap. you know you're a good mexican restaurant when you fail in mexico...
    1
  3056. you try telling my dog it can't have bacon. bacon supposedly causes cancer too ffs, but everyone agreed to continue eating bacon.
    1
  3057. o'tool "strongly condemns any form of protest" pff.
    1
  3058. strong manufacturing center? what have you ever seen that's made in italy other than tomato sauce and olive oil? I wouldn't really consider luxury goods "strong manufacturing"... if they had to re-tool those production facilities for war or something their output would suck.
    1
  3059. so the final test is a popularity contest? lmao.
    1
  3060. this makes a lot of assumptions...
    1
  3061. guy can't even manage to open his chips the right way up...
    1
  3062.  @Christopher_TG  the internet can't in and of it's self harm someone... it's not a physical object.
    1
  3063. someone just needs to remind these kids if they keep screwing around next thing that'll happen is they'll just link the all of the schools security systems directly to the police so they can check if there's a legitimate threat first... and watch everything you do :)
    1
  3064. graphics cards were never this expensive because they knew most people wouldn't pay that much... Nvidia was able to make better cards than they did for years but they only released something good enough to just beat out AMD... then mining happened and people were willing to pay for however much GPU they could get and we end up with this.
    1
  3065. everything about this is unfortunate.
    1
  3066. idk why you need to drench everything in oil... salt and pepper is all my tomatoes need >.>
    1
  3067. so you call mundane things toilet standard? weird brits.
    1
  3068.  @07foxmulder  guess youtube just isn't pushing those. though there are like 1000 stories about this event all over the front page... it's literally the only news being shown.
    1
  3069. this whole thing is very well choreographed though...
    1
  3070. wouldn't be very good PR if they didn't promote the use of their own product...
    1
  3071.  @alchobum  ya man, you'll get so much more work done. really boost that economy!
    1
  3072. wait a sec, it was the first dive? did they not even test this thing before hopping in?
    1
  3073. could have sworn I'd seen someone light thermite with a torch before... probably has something to do with the particle size. maybe that's also why it was "surging" so much.
    1
  3074. wasn't that the dam they said required constant maintenance or it might collapse before russia even took it?
    1
  3075. It'll only take one outside hit for simons shirts top button to pop off and hit someone in the eye, amiright?
    1
  3076. omg, it's just a complicated clock... gears with numbers of teeth based on easily observable astrological phenomenon. It's not a computer and we could have figured it out long ago if we weren't so afraid of ruining the thing. and that book looks fake... look how many recurring characters there are.
    1
  3077. this footage sucks.
    1
  3078. they're right breh! I've heard about it a year later! it's reverberating!!!
    1
  3079. thought it was the romans?
    1
  3080. only adam savage uses fancy starwars color matched paints for arbitrary uses...
    1
  3081. how are there day old comments on a live video that started streaming 117min ago?
    1
  3082. tip-pop-bip-dop-diplomats dude needs a cosby sweater.
    1
  3083. wana say that again in english?
    1
  3084. I appreciate the history of the halifax explosion as much as the next guy... but I swear there's a seperate video about it on every one of simons channels.
    1
  3085. just goin around buying a bunch of crap you don't need as an excuse to speak other languages... lol.
    1
  3086. I can make a wonky un-even plate... they should hire me.
    1
  3087. normal river water foams like that around rough water you twats.
    1
  3088. this feels like an ad...
    1
  3089. what do you do with jam in the UK then?
    1
  3090. I could see that making a difference.
    1
  3091. stop giving him attention... you should be ashamed of yourselves producing these scare pieces for views... is this the american news now?!
    1
  3092. SIMON RAID LEGENDS!!
    1
  3093. some private company will do it first... cuz these collaborative projects are too convoluted and take way too long to the point that by the time they're complete they're obsolete.
    1
  3094. I'd rather let the idiots ruining everything fund their own demise...
    1
  3095. actually the moon samples do react with oxygen, when they brought the container containing them back into the spacecraft they reacted gave off a sulfur type smell. no fire tho.
    1
  3096. that's why maybe? they don't try to squeeze every penny from people >.>
    1
  3097. where are all these stealth boats in pop culture? there was a stealth boat in james bond in the 90s and I haven't seen one in any movie or game since.
    1
  3098. umbrellas killed the motor taxi.
    1
  3099. well they got flying boats to work anyways...
    1
  3100. so... when is the giant robot going to come along and shoot someones guts out?
    1
  3101. "if you see someone getting an abortion you have the right to kill them... it's ok because they sinned."
    1
  3102. what happens when a cop "makes a mistake"? nothing at all. what happens when a normal person "makes a mistake"? at the very least thousands of dollars in legal fees and at worst their life is ruined. get off it "hommer".
    1
  3103. dishwashers have heaters in them... why does it need to be hot going in?! go look in your dishwasher... there's probably a huge heating element in the bottom where the water sits...
    1
  3104.  @smokenwhisky9163  they keep saying bags of fireworks?
    1
  3105. that's my point lol... but they definitely say bags of fireworks.
    1
  3106. ofc he's still using a broken old plane... canadians throw a fit every time the prime minister spends money on anything related to doing their job!
    1
  3107. it's been talked about for over a century and people are being incredibly reckless doing exactly what many warned not to do...
    1
  3108. "I say cooking stuffing in a turkey is unsafe... but am fine with par-cooked fish!!"
    1
  3109. wouldn't it add more force if he vented the gas out the back?
    1
  3110. why haven't you done a video about albinism tho? you could even include variegation as a bonus fact.
    1
  3111. I doubt most people could manage to fully sterilize their environment... it's a lot harder than you'd think.
    1
  3112. only the 3 wheel enigma? pff.
    1
  3113. I mean... if it took me 2 months to learn to take a nutmeg out of a mace I probably wouldn't be bragging about it...
    1
  3114. umm.... because it takes energy to re-smelt and re-work the steel?
    1
  3115. fuck jesus.
    1
  3116. there's no way all of those sockets are different though... all locks aren't even different ffs. they probably only have like half a dozen patterns...
    1
  3117. obviously whoever owns the wall owns what's on it... they didn't lease it.
    1
  3118. you're sitting in front of a green screen aren't you? better call saul?
    1
  3119. indeed, many questions... too bad the news isn't about answering questions but rather farming views.
    1
  3120. so they studied it and it's a bad idea... move on.
    1
  3121. weird how a lack of coloration and just general bland boringness has become the face of nature... more like the face of society.
    1
  3122.  @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas  literally no one is suggesting they replace their entire PC. the original comment said that it's USELESS, not broken. stop being such a schmuck.
    1
  3123. that mars blob looks more like a stalagmite or something formed by water... potentially very interesting.
    1
  3124. ah, here's the video you contradicted...
    1
  3125. isn't doobly doo AvEs copyright? do you have written permission to use it?
    1
  3126. everything but gong show... no1 says that.
    1
  3127. not gonna look good in the history books...
    1
  3128. I have some shitty knives... what knife sharpener is best for me?
    1
  3129. why go with center fire? rim fire seems like it'd make more sense.
    1
  3130. they still charge you for a freakin casket for cremation >.>
    1
  3131. I noticed also. maybe it's a fat problem.
    1
  3132. "we're looking for one suspect wearing all black as well as a halloween style mask." this might take until october...
    1
  3133. I don't really care what they write on my tombstone... my name would be nice I suppose.
    1
  3134. pretty sure he could have found something strong enough to pull the car out of the crate even with the brakes on... it wasn't welded in there.
    1
  3135. well I'm sure the elephant will remember not to go there again.
    1
  3136. well this is an insult to everything it's meant to be...
    1
  3137. "IN LIKE 20 YEARS PEOPLE HAVE HIT ME 15 TIMES!!" I wonder why.
    1
  3138. the more I think about this back feeding to the grid thing the more it seems like a bad idea that no one will like... what if you have to rush yourself or someone else to the hospital in the middle of the night and your car is dead cuz who needs a car in the middle of the night? people want their vehicles to be there and working when they need them.
    1
  3139. it always cheapens the facts when people tack on a line to cover their asses...
    1
  3140. just don't let people on the plane... then nothing can happen.
    1
  3141. im guessing not a lot... probably just left as many as they could get away with...
    1
  3142. I always assumed it was a reference to like a mechanic or plumber. I imagine a mechanic from like new york or something "eeeyup. there's yer problem."
    1
  3143. who ever bought documentaries on DVD? pretty much every country that had TV had free documentaries on as filler >.>
    1
  3144. I love how you taste the heads off the table and then go on to explain why it's dangerous...
    1
  3145. wtf do postashios have to do with Dr. pepper?!
    1
  3146.  @jessehachey2732  crack nuts.
    1
  3147.  @jessehachey2732  who knows? commietube won't let me reply >.>
    1
  3148. who wants to watch a movie about some dumb rich kid?
    1
  3149. is "explodes" the technical term?
    1
  3150. it'd be kinda funny if they did a prop making thing and put in the effort to make an area cooler to make it more challenging only for the prop makers to then put in an effort to counter the cooling. talk about wasting energy.
    1
  3151. if it's such a good fake you can't tell it from the real thing does it really matter?
    1
  3152. wtf do jews have to do with cups and spoons?@
    1
  3153. 9:00 fakes often seem to mess up whatever that pinting method the real ones use that makes it look softer.
    1
  3154. heh... outtake fan XD
    1
  3155. when did they put a giant TV on the eiffiel tower? that's totally not tacky.
    1
  3156. too bad, I've always wondered what the +/- thing was all about but never cared quite enough to look it up.
    1
  3157. I don't think I've ever had watery mashed potatoes? maybe they're talking about instant mashed potatoes... you'd want to let those sit for a while I'd imagine. also what if you cook the potatoes in milk but not boil it so it doesn't destroy the milk? seems like an obvious best of everything option.
    1
  3158. gotta love musk... he's just like "fuck you guys! I'm building a starship!"
    1
  3159. lol chemical solution...
    1
  3160.  @lloydhardcastle5966  that's debatable... like coast lines. oddly enough new zealand also likes to claim to be the 3rd largest country or some BS because of it's coastline which we all know isn't true... so keep thinking your hills are mountains.
    1
  3161. any tool that tried to combine multiple tools... it's never as good as just having those tools.
    1
  3162. are they just wearing loin vines to be polite? they don't seem to be doing much...
    1
  3163. I never had one of these things... but the sounds still remind me of the 90s.
    1
  3164. sorry about the state of things in south africa.
    1
  3165. lol what? the ipod wasn't popular because of itunes... it was popular because it had enormous storage for the time... like GB compared to MB. it was like a portable hard drive before portable hard drives were popular.
    1
  3166. ya, no... the middle ages totally wasn't brutal... vlad the impaler def wasn't a real guy who stuck people on sharpened wooden logs and let gravity drive it up their asshole into their skull... or just the massive number of people who were burned at the stake... why spend the time making an elaborate torture device when you can just use a log?
    1
  3167. my lawn does that with a pickup full of firewood...
    1
  3168. omfg... how stupid. don't trust this garbage.
    1
  3169. why are they called funnels when they're roughly cylindrical?
    1
  3170. there are already dozens of videos about von braun...
    1
  3171. idk... think is pretty old. right up there with grunt.
    1
  3172. should see canadian hospitals... you'll die even while they know where you are.
    1
  3173. pretty sure if I was called to work on alien technology and found out the guy before me tried to cut open an active reactor with a plasma cutter I'd giggle at least a little... that'd be so stupid. and just because he says something that sounds technical sounding doesn't make it true lol. go watch a sci-fi movie, you'll notice there are often people saying ridiculous things with a straight face and not randomly laughing or touching themselves... so they must be telling the truth?
    1
  3174. I guess rockets are really just high-tech hot air balloons with inverted engines...
    1
  3175. paper straws are just a bad idea...
    1
  3176. I put night elf mohawk in my guild...
    1
  3177. ok, not at the same meal... but you still need to eat a balanced variety of plant foods to get all of the nutrients you get simply by eating meat.
    1
  3178. um ya... nitrocelluloce is gun cotton..
    1
  3179. simon whistler endorses this product. https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  3180. currants are hard to get? I've got several pounds of them in the freezer... that's kinda neat though, like a giant jelly candy. I almost want to try that.
    1
  3181. just pick em off the wine stopper tree.
    1
  3182. there is no way they had a big club-like head on the axes... cmon... anyone could come up with a better solution than that.
    1
  3183. I agree, french people sound like they've had a stroke.
    1
  3184.  @KilopsFR  thanks for backing me up.
    1
  3185. yes. adam ragusea talking about alton brown. go! aaaand it's a trap.
    1
  3186. someone needs to remind my dog that his teeth are for chewing...
    1
  3187. poor germany... I hope they don't invade someone.
    1
  3188. does 10% really matter to the average person though? does humidity really matter to the average person for that matter?
    1
  3189. oh look, it's that 5 second clip I see every time someone talks about the maginot line.
    1
  3190. the history guy did a thing on the big toronto fireman-clown riot...
    1
  3191. I guess everyone has a tool they don't like... I've never been really comfortable around forstner bits after hearing about some kid in high school shop class not tightening up the chuck of the drill press enough and the bit falling out on their hand... edit: wow... what are the chances adam got his hand with a forstner bit too... they're big heavy bits. gotta be careful.
    1
  3192. 6:20 that's not the type of PCB they're talking about..
    1
  3193. it really is a straight equation... you either make what you're payed to make or you don't get payed. your interpretation of my idea is irrelevant, you're being payed to create a thing and if you fail to do so you're just greedy wanting people's money.
    1
  3194. what chemicals do people think are in an M-80? meth and pink phosphorus? it's probably flash powder... that's 2 "chemicals" and one is powdered metal ffs. idk how they messed things up that badly.
    1
  3195.  @joemcguire9988  DANGIT BOBBEH!!
    1
  3196. I don't want to make my own malt... I even have some mystery grain that came up in my straw... you need a large quantity of viable grains and they do this shit commercially so you can just buy it... this isn't a zombie apocolypce.
    1
  3197. "never take anything apart unless you know what you're going to do with it" then you end up with a pile of stuff you intend to take apart at some point lmao
    1
  3198. looks like a red plasma bulb...
    1
  3199. 3 of them are from boston dynamics...
    1
  3200. wonder if it has more to do with rubbing meat with spices keeping bugs off of meat that's drying or sitting around or w.e... and there are more bugs and bug borne illnesses in warmer areas. they still do this sort of thing when making some sort of air cured ham, especially on the bone ends... supposedly if you don't there's some bug that'll burrow into the bone and eat the ham from the inside out. I vaguely remember watching a thing about it :P I assume this is also why many cured deli meats are either covered with a layer of smoke, herbs, or spices. the food purity issues in northern europe around the time of the industrial revolution also probably played a part in those people favoring less flavorful food that would be easier to hide adulterants in.
    1
  3201. just sitting here eating my chunky soup before bed idly listening to simon talking about shit when suddenly... "and one of them is really fat. like a fat american!" "and the other one is a small japanese man!" BEEEEEEP
    1
  3202. never seen a chicken soup with zuchinni in it :P
    1
  3203. now hold your horses... are you tellin me that little disk contains both sounds AND pictures?!
    1
  3204. wow... I'm kinda impressed by the fake ocean and fish. almost realistic.
    1
  3205. idk about those people who like molten metal on their skin... *frowning and mustache intensify
    1
  3206. never share a workshop... you'll never find anything again.
    1
  3207. it's fun til they actually bite you...
    1
  3208. that's how a president should act...
    1
  3209.  @VictorLarsen-fy9ls  what mines have tails anyways? O.o
    1
  3210. I hate waking up cold >.<
    1
  3211. what nutz?
    1
  3212. I was excited about fiber optic audio until I realized it was limited to digitally encoded signals... and lol, gold plated connectors.
    1
  3213. it's funny how they create this narrative like you can do anything in britain while in reality you'd be arrested for calling a horse gay.
    1
  3214. if it were controlled by AI I'm pretty sure it'd be in a much more secure location than that... and you wouldn't even need to have windows anyways.
    1
  3215. look up swarm intelligence.
    1
  3216. so... do they call a flash flood a 'blitz flooden"?
    1
  3217. oh boy, I wonder if simon is going to talk about back when they used to harvest peoples hair and use it to reconstruct their nose?!
    1
  3218. wtf... if you don't have good enough internet to download your data how are you going to be able to upload it in the first place?
    1
  3219. cavendish bananas don't taste that good... idk why they don't put the effort into bringing back the gros michel.
    1
  3220. guess I know what the next few megaprojects episodes are going to be :P
    1
  3221.  @PiercingChild  no you... allegedly.
    1
  3222. imagine trying to sue people for their opinions...
    1
  3223. it's always the most unlikely thing because you think of the likely things...
    1
  3224. you don't say...
    1
  3225. lol the 32nd of march wasn't a typo, it was a joke. historians have no sense of humor.
    1
  3226.  @TheHistoryGuyChannel  was it common practice at some point to express dates as a number of days after the end of a month? it doesn't make much sense to me.
    1
  3227. mini table saws are super dangerous too... if you happen to chop off a finger or something with a table saw and it's not a powerful enough tool it'll cauterize the wound so it can't heal back together properly. at least that's what the doctors told my father when he cut his finger off... that one of the reasons they were able to re-attach it was because it was a clean cut made with a full sized table saw.
    1
  3228. ya, you can fix a head gasket... but you gotta wonder what the previous owner had done with the vehicle that they've blown the head gasket out of it...
    1
  3229. I'm norman whistler and I endorse this product.
    1
  3230. it didn't used to be "who we are" to destroy the healthcare system and slaughter disabled people either... but I guess times change.
    1
  3231. "It just got so big!" "it's all badder!"
    1
  3232. so that's why fig newtons suck now...
    1
  3233. so much for that not being possible XD tho obviously the cell companies are the ones doing it on the technical level...
    1
  3234. I'd have just drilled a hole in the back of the key and shoved a nut in the hole to weight it...
    1
  3235. that old guy looked like he wanted to talk more. :/
    1
  3236. don't lie, we know you're just whistlin.
    1
  3237. at least it's not actually effecting the baby in any way...
    1
  3238. bad management... shame, red delicious used to be really nice. even just like 20 years ago when they were red they were great tasting, it's only fairly recently they became awful. right around the same time they also lost their iconic apple shape...
    1
  3239. because you stuck the line above toronto. now go back and do it all again but ignore all that crap north of the provinces like everyone in canada does.
    1
  3240. I blame captain Wi Tu Lo...
    1
  3241. lol... that definitely doesn't look over 10 years old, forget 100.
    1
  3242. are you just going to keep re-making old videos now?
    1
  3243. wtf nazitube?!?
    1
  3244.  @Elbrasch  I used to have a decent one til the thermostat on it went... it's not that hard to use a cast iron pan anyways and there's more surface area for the steam to escape resulting in crispier fried things.
    1
  3245. I only ever got a smartphone because that's all they sell... I've never used a mobile device as anything but a phone since the 2000s when it was trendy to download questionable ringtones and play snake on a phone. no1 wanted this, now everything needs this. I've never needed a phone for the internet and the internet being more hype has ruined it... so enjoy your shitshow hipsters.
    1
  3246. should do a video about the history of americans complaining about their president and then electing someone worse...
    1
  3247. it's more spacious than I expected TBH...
    1
  3248. I only see the small one oscillate back and forth... the big one it's kinda the opposite and you just pass through it all weird like. I think it's because I can track the 2 points holding it up and there's more points of reference, if it was held up by a single point like the small one it'd be better.
    1
  3249. ikr? they don't want to pay teachers to stand around outside >.>
    1
  3250. ya, I'm sure it's the THC... that's why there have been so many cases of phnmonia linked with smoking weed >.> the man never misses a chance to demonize the devils lettuce!
    1
  3251. good thing they blurred out the identity of that delivery company with purple branding... I wonder who that could be. must be brown.
    1
  3252. so this guy invented cheap asain crap?
    1
  3253. "you can tell this is a new order buggy because of the LED headlights and regenerative braking..."
    1
  3254. hire a magician?
    1
  3255. canadian history is weird...
    1
  3256. what? there's a button that breaks the car?
    1
  3257. wtf "the war on greenhouse gas emissions"? so when will we be invading china?
    1
  3258. he's only played it to make these ads... he only has the starter ships.
    1
  3259. now ask it what a terminator is...
    1
  3260. sounds like billy nye.. the science guy. but who is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
    1
  3261. wow... just noticed how when the guy starts shooting there's someone else sitting across the restaurant pretty much right behind the robber... that could have been ugly.
    1
  3262. I just use a lighter to burn the shmoo off my scissors...
    1
  3263.  @1pcfred  why would I do that?
    1
  3264. dat fly just be like "OH SHIT! ABANDON ORANGE!!"
    1
  3265. what butter? and that just seems like the intuitive way to cut zucchini :P
    1
  3266. what?! 31 AT-ATs?! someone made a deal with the dark side...
    1
  3267. omg a pool that looks like a vagina.... now talk about all the literal penises the british chiseled off egyptian monuments...
    1
  3268. should have gone to new mexico tech for the rocket car... would have saved you... what was it? like 10 grand for each of the 3 rockets the exploded? sure hope they refunded you for those...
    1
  3269. how do you know when they started tapping if there wasn't sonar in the water until yesterday!?!? get back to your censorship!
    1
  3270. because they built it that way?
    1
  3271. omfg how can you keep a straight face wearing that hat?!
    1
  3272. where's the other 20 seconds?
    1
  3273. her orifice... that thing that made the fighter planes not stall... lets see if you can say it without giggling this time, eh m8?
    1
  3274. probably has something to do with the specialized equipment you need to transport them heavily reducing the number of potential buyers...
    1
  3275. canada has plenty of nickel...
    1
  3276.  @ShainAndrews  wtf gave it back lmao... we mine it and refine it. all yall other mofos can grab at our ethical nickel! XD
    1
  3277. indeed, harris has no platform to stand on other than "making america great again"...
    1
  3278. if a dog that size had actually bitten someone in the face they wouldn't just need some medical treatment... they'd need a new face.
    1
  3279. didn't russia do this like 100 years ago?
    1
  3280. remind me not to try your "soup"...
    1
  3281. ya no, netflix has a whole different "version" for PCs that makes everything except the half dozen things they're pushing extremely difficult to find.. idk about the resolution since I usually watch it in a window on my PC anyways, but that's dumb. at one point I swear they tried to block firefox alltogether... called them up and told them if the service wasn't compatible with my browser I wasn't interested in the service and suddenly it started working >.> also I don't think that all content is available in 4k?
    1
  3282. there were several similar incidents in the US too due to glitches in their warning system... many sources talk about how close the world came to nuclear war during the cold war and how ready the US and soviets were to blow each other up, but if you look into these times when they "almost launched" it becomes obvious that no one wanted to launch these missiles on either side and were willing to wait basically until they saw a storm of nukes on the horizon to launch theirs.
    1
  3283. are we honestly still doing bogus VPN ads in 2023?
    1
  3284. shady cencored for the chillenz
    1
  3285. you can't even fit an american car on a european road ffs... pretty sure a hummer would take up the entire road >.>
    1
  3286. "OH NO! YOU CAN'T TIP THINGS INTO THE DUMPSTER FROM THE BACK OF THE VAN!! you have to get into the van, safely lift the debris, carefully step down from the van while holding it, walk over to the side of the dumpster since it's so close to the van you couldn't manuvre anything into it from between it and the van, lift the debris over your head, and just kinda shove it up into the dumpster hoping it doesn't fall back on you!!"" ok there Mr. safety...
    1
  3287. holy sexism...
    1
  3288. you forgot the rest of the laws regarding the operation of a motor vehicle that requires you to maintain a distance between yourself and the vehicle in front of you that would allow you to react to things such as them slowing down...
    1
  3289. hopefully she doesn't run out of breath and drown sitting there in 6 inches of water...
    1
  3290. lol... diversity backfires again.
    1
  3291. "police say shooting suspect shot" -headlines 2020
    1
  3292. I'm like 99% sure this thing is fake... practically every other word has that character(s?) that look like a double l or capital H and it's in the middle of the word sometimes... pretty sure it just says "trollolloll" over and over. edit: maybe "fake" is the wrong word... it would be more accurate to say it's not text. it's entirely possible it was made hundreds of years ago as art or for some unknown purpose.
    1
  3293. you're right.
    1
  3294. idk how wendy's is still around... their fries are disgusting. Mc donalds has the best fries and what a shocker they're doing best. not freezing their meat doesn't even matter, freezing raw meet doesn't effect it.
    1
  3295. actually he was able to stand there and flex... then the video ended.
    1
  3296.  @chrispile3878  what history book? what navy?!
    1
  3297. I thought it was pretty normal to talk yourself through a task.
    1
  3298. so... why didn't they just skip red lasers and do straight to blue?
    1
  3299. the epic showdown of simon derp and his mis-fitting shirt at the O.K. I found out carral. I blame the current sponsor.
    1
  3300. you're supposed to blanch and peel the almonds first...
    1
  3301. these make really good coffee... but don't work very well on electric stoves.
    1
  3302. guess this is why they generally give AI the personality of an english butler...
    1
  3303. so... why do they smoke it with sulfur?
    1
  3304. wonder if that MP3 player adopted the new USB connector invented in the same year or still used serial port :P
    1
  3305. wow... that staff of ra thing came out a while ago now...
    1
  3306. I actually wasn't going to... people have managed to dry things for thousand of years without one. I'll give you this though; you've certainly made a name for yourself talking about pretentious crap no one actually cares about!
    1
  3307. or instead of buying those crates you could buy yourself some quality tools...
    1
  3308. a boat doesn't seem like a great place to have surgery...
    1
  3309. lol he was feedin it 9/10...
    1
  3310. that he didn't call it MI6...
    1
  3311. GJ screwing others out of jobs...
    1
  3312. it's kinda funny how the USDA still regulates amusement parks like they're a county fair tho...
    1
  3313. excellent song choice tho.
    1
  3314. - isn't at all crocked -mainly supplies destists ok then.
    1
  3315. it's just a big railgun...
    1
  3316.  @TheSouthernSiren  you've just seen 2 of them aimed at each other :P edit: also it's more accurately a coil gun I suppose.
    1
  3317. again probably from the 80s... astroturf wasn't really a thing until at least the 70s and that grease gun in the other video is the same period. also you can still buy square nails and it looked pretty regular for "hand forged", were there hammer marks on it?
    1
  3318. they were just hairy vietnamese people...
    1
  3319. how many trees did you plant on your property this year? I stuck in about a dozen... might not save the planet but I bet it's more than you've done on your land. edit: also it didn't cost me a cent. don't give these scumbags your money, just look for people with sapplings they don't want, it's that easy.
    1
  3320. I smell antitrust lawsuits coming...
    1
  3321. it does raise the question of how a scrap metal dealer was able to forge a victorian era diary that could fool experts...
    1
  3322. from the german fiken meaning to strike... now do the price of tea in china.
    1
  3323. I love how they added a bunch of razzledazzle to the bit where the AI moves the person in the image so you don't notice how the fill doesn't actually match the topography of the land at all...
    1
  3324. how is anyone this stupid?!
    1
  3325. heh, that's clever.
    1
  3326. I see no indication of a "medical episode"... what is your basis of this "suspicion"?
    1
  3327. oh ya, that's what truck drivers want... a bunch of idiots in little EVs pulling out in front of them at the truck stops >.>
    1
  3328. pff, can't be as bad as the banned pengu episodes. that walrus was horrifying.
    1
  3329. man that pump sounds bad, like a toy. and it's not forgotten... it's in a bunch of games.
    1
  3330. so the dutch are finally finished land filling?
    1
  3331. sorry, I can't understand you and no1 cared enough to properly translate your interview :<
    1
  3332.  Tom Jones  all these american news outlets suck... I'd almost say fox is worse because they constantly talk about how CNN sucks too... are you from fox?
    1
  3333.  @Brancaalice  are you from iran?
    1
  3334. interesting video about an interesting hat. thanks.
    1
  3335. moral of the story: never help in any way at all... ask for an attorney. also the OPP is crap.
    1
  3336. or that cure for cancer...
    1
  3337. in canada we hunt them...
    1
  3338. I love how everyone in that sub diagram is wearing a jacket and hat...
    1
  3339. so not only is this guy a scumbag, but so is his family... not surprising.
    1
  3340. this is sooo american... and lol, he ended up tossin the plastic wrap.
    1
  3341. interesting that in the cave paintings mammoths horns seem to curve towards them while most modern depictions seem to show the horns curving away from them and be much more curved...
    1
  3342. "they're running out of soldiers... in one case..." what? how does that even make sense?
    1
  3343. great topic!
    1
  3344. if there's one thing asia is good at, it's generating iconic images of oppression...
    1
  3345. looks like ancient aliens.
    1
  3346. adam: R - A - M - D - A - S - S youtube: RImdass
    1
  3347. I see a weird large unreasonably expensive fruit and immediately know it's japanese... it's a cultural thing ok? that's why it's expensive... rich japanese people like to give perfect fruit as gifts and perfect fruits are hard to grow. this is just like that story you hear about a tuna going for millions of dollars... it was the first sale of the season and it's like a richman contest who can pay the most for the first tuna... it's incredibly deceptive to just put these things out there without context...
    1
  3348. when your calculator is the size of a trash can...
    1
  3349. would they have even launched missiles unless something made them believe they'd hit?
    1
  3350. sooo.... if you spill some gas just don't light it?
    1
  3351. wonder how many missiles would just run into each other if everyone launched all their nukes at once... don't think these things have the capability to dodge other missiles or things in low orbit.
    1
  3352. that's a big butte.
    1
  3353. sacred place, or cool pit to relax in? you decide. my dog digs holes to cool down too...
    1
  3354. 51!?!??! you know there must be aliens there!!!
    1
  3355. "if the politician running the office could create money at will they'd live in zimbabwe"
    1
  3356. is pearl harbor classified as a disaster? more of a deliberate attack...
    1
  3357. ofc the egg came first... chicken didn't just pop into existence.
    1
  3358. the rich were secretly on them. they don't want to live on this planet anymore.
    1
  3359.  @danielreuben1058  or maybe it's because he secretly is a nazi!!
    1
  3360. "make a bunch of passwords and don't even remember what they are! that way we can hold your online life ransom for sub fees!"
    1
  3361. @Nevermore I just remember my passwords... works great, never had an issue.
    1
  3362. SHE'S UP MY CRACK!
    1
  3363. better hope nothing happens or that kid will be gone and they'll be in jail for negligence.
    1
  3364. "not one extra screw!" dome over the electronics... all the cables tied down... seems like more than a screw to me.
    1
  3365. space isn't literally unlimited... it's effectively unlimited.
    1
  3366. people should start dressing up as adam savage at comic con to further confuse people...
    1
  3367. lets lock up all the shovels on the army base!
    1
  3368. THINK OF ALL THE MANGOES THAT DIED FOR THAT LEATHER!!
    1
  3369. @Xaris Xeros i think you're misinformed...
    1
  3370. @Xaris Xeros ok, you obviously have more to say about it than I do...
    1
  3371. organic honey is a scam anyways... no one can control what flowers the bees land on and wherever there are roads and utility lines there are pesticides.
    1
  3372. it's sweet...ish
    1
  3373. "dick, you have killed me." lol.
    1
  3374. didn't you see that piece of tin roof?!
    1
  3375. soviets be like "what you can do we can do somewhat"
    1
  3376. probably because an atlatl isn't a spear... spears are balanced differently.
    1
  3377. better get that mole on your temple checked... the lack of hair is probably increasing UV exposure. you could probably get someone to stare at you naked, just make it a $1000 patreon reward... maybe dress up like that rich bald guy from tropic thunder and dance around to low with some bling... heck, I might pay to see that. would it really be worse than a weird zebra sex mask?
    1
  3378. "dangerous conditions" dude is probably in more danger when he takes a shit >.>
    1
  3379. so they traded for it... egypt was a center of trade for thousands of years.
    1
  3380.  @GottaWannaDance  near madagascar.
    1
  3381. probably for the best this never really went anywhere... the russians would have cut corners to keep up and irradiated half the planet. not to mention we'd have nuclear disasters every time a plane crashes.
    1
  3382. maybe it was a missing link between fungus and plants :o
    1
  3383. no life otherwise usually... why do people with no life insist on subjecting children to their hell is a better question.
    1
  3384. it's the ciiircle of gas. and it comes from your @$$.
    1
  3385. heh... anyone else remember when simon looked like young Dr. evil?
    1
  3386. haven't seen a news chopper in a while...
    1
  3387.  @egg-roll8968  I meant CRA would only see a record of passwords being entered when they looked into it.
    1
  3388. careful, you might get censored for "hate speech"...
    1
  3389. lol "it's not closed"... it's trump making his half-cocked claims and unless the PM can convince him not to be such an asshat it's political war. don't fool yourself.
    1
  3390. I bet it worked too... after the nuke obliterated whatever was on fire.
    1
  3391. "did you find the place alright?" "no, I got lost on the one road."
    1
  3392. the era of cocaine... allegedly.
    1
  3393. the liberals touched me.
    1
  3394.  @ANewCE1  I've just told you.
    1
  3395. funny, I don't recall the space shuttle having a britain arm... was it a britain jet? oh no that's right, you contribute nothing of any significance to the aerospace industry.
    1
  3396. gene rod'n'berries is a legend.
    1
  3397. I'd put a hat on it. maybe a stovepipe.
    1
  3398.  @QUINTUSMAXIMUS  gold will always do well long-term... but it's not something to flip to get rich which is why these mongals don't like it.
    1
  3399.  @ezye97  sure looked like it had some hardware on the bottom...
    1
  3400. so I guess germans just aren't allowed to say words like assault or lightning...
    1
  3401. not like it's just Mc. donalds.
    1
  3402.  @ApartmentKing66  someone ran into me with their cart.
    1
  3403. no there aren't, you can't stop anywhere and just pan for gold... you don't have the mineral rights and would be stealing it.
    1
  3404.  @DragonGrafx-16  you know... I can't specifically find the term for someone who studies porn and it's effects on people professionally, but I know there have been studies done with both people watching porn in an MRI and literally couples having sex in an MRI... so it's not like people don't study that aspect of the human brain... what I don't know is why you can't type porn... is your mom watching?
    1
  3405. green/white is also generally less risky than black/red...
    1
  3406. short answer: it's cheaper.
    1
  3407. or he's just doing his job...
    1
  3408. is this because I informed you canadians remember the war of 1812? we're one of the only countries to beat you 'mericans in a war, you think we're gonna forget it? lol. you guys were so scart you fought your own civil war instead of trying again, and forced the rebels down to the south... you should have come back to the colony while you had the chance northern states.
    1
  3409. lol... that program just sounds like a way around minimum wage.
    1
  3410. my first thought was he fell off a ship and washed up there... but that doesn't really explain his bags being at the train station.
    1
  3411. I see forsner bits all the time, what are you talking about?
    1
  3412. how much did it cost you to set up your facade?
    1
  3413. what happens to their "contractual obligations not to develop the land" if they sell the land to someone else?
    1
  3414. I could never be a prop guy... it'd kill me to cut so many corners and make something so shottily
    1
  3415. what's with the stock footage of the robot?
    1
  3416. here's why they do... you can't legally drive a vehicle without insurance... so it's more like tax with benefits.
    1
  3417. "you don't read about it anymore" ya, no one has done that in like a decade.... boomer XD
    1
  3418. damn right.
    1
  3419. in india: the war of independence in britain; we lost another one chaps...
    1
  3420. I know what cavitation is. it's likely the cause of your hair loss on account of correct pronunciations going over your head at such speed.
    1
  3421. I blame the nazis.
    1
  3422. my first thought upon seeing that place would be to go sleep in the car...
    1
  3423. "I'm adam savage... I'm rich... I but esoteric shit I don't need...."
    1
  3424. idk about your house... but the ceilings in mine are painted white... just white and flat. I'm fine with it.
    1
  3425. it can't be that hard to get an anti air rocket... there are probably piles of them in fields in russia.
    1
  3426. been saying it for years while people slam musk... at least he's putting his money towards things that are pushing progress and making the world at least a bit better.
    1
  3427.  @reverberer  ya, that's a thing.
    1
  3428. that's just hilarious that old spy satellites are good enough to be space telescopes... why even bother sending up the outdated crap NASA is using when the government has tech that's many times more advanced? just wait 10 years until the better ones are outdated... and then just keep waiting cuz it'll always be sub-par crap.
    1
  3429. so why are bags of ruffled potato chips not fuller? almost like it's just a sham to sell you less chips...
    1
  3430. what he was saying: twitter has done a great job at taking care of simple threats what he was thinking: hahahah newbs.
    1
  3431. they're too busy pushing the narrative they've been told to and censoring anyone who questions it..
    1
  3432. wtf? a drone picked up heat signatures in the ground? from what? it's not like the tanks were running down there lmao!
    1
  3433. STOP BLOWING MY SHIP! YOU'LL EJECT ALL THE SEAMEN!!
    1
  3434. that time simon covered the story of cokes fart cans again...
    1
  3435. "adam incognito" is just a stupid idea... just look for the lost esoteric professional costume there and it'll be adam. if he really wants to go incognito he should wear a cheep batman costume. hey adam, I have an old esoteric tape measure, wana buy it for a million dollars?
    1
  3436. there are a ton of videos on youtube confirming that new helicopter pilots crash lol... myth busted.
    1
  3437. what if an airport is in international waters?
    1
  3438. ya, film masters are like 1000k (if analog medium had such measurements)... imax is like 1000x that.
    1
  3439. idk why they did the scuba diver myth with a water pump type thing... the scoop and dump bucket type setups seem far more common and was what they went with on the CSI episode based on that legend.
    1
  3440. I'm impressed they even managed to get that much molasses in one place back then. and lol... "it was... um... italian anarchists! ya, that's it!"
    1
  3441. how does that in any way prove superposition?
    1
  3442. seems obvious... there's not a lot of air in there.
    1
  3443. well if they own a trademark then their name is in the public domain and not a secret...
    1
  3444. that stuff doesn't even look like honey... it's too thin. and the flavoring they use to re-flavor orange juice is often just an extract made from the peels and pulp, kinda like an orange flavored liquor... it's not scary science magic.
    1
  3445. ya... they'd have fun holding boston with canada nearby... then once they get involved the british are involved and would blockade any backups... so they might have new york for a while... but with no supplies they wouldn't last long.
    1
  3446. "basil, this pesto tastes like shit. it's nutty."
    1
  3447. I've yet to see a video of "ufos" that I couldn't explain in another way...
    1
  3448. YES EMPIRE! doesn't need a sweet spot, I watched the original 3 one after the other and empire is easily the best.
    1
  3449. what's next simon?! you gonna pander to the flat earthers?!?!
    1
  3450. ok, how about this... "don't buy the cheapest AI litterbox on amazon" not much research required... you're cheap if you do that.
    1
  3451. cmon guys... a comets tail always points away from the sun... at least try to get it right. it's literally the first piece of information you see when you google "comet tail"...
    1
  3452. missile is out of date; there are 130 updates pending.
    1
  3453. lets run it again with sound effects.
    1
  3454. how do you even get a money, a rooster, a dog, a snake, and a person into a sack and then manage to sew it up?
    1
  3455. do a biographics about luke skywalker.
    1
  3456. not the most intelligent sounding language...
    1
  3457. I mean, there's gotta be at least half a dozen neuralizers floating around... probably more. that's super neat the guns are made from solid aluminum though.
    1
  3458.  @aguywhodreams  do they cost more?
    1
  3459. they "lost" it...
    1
  3460. it's not cheap to get all those crabs stoned...
    1
  3461. or maybe people are just too polite to say they don't trust some random guy on the street claiming to be offering a "fair bet"... that guy trying to eat his lunch won't even tell you to get lost ffs.
    1
  3462. know what'd be really creepy? if they find the thing and it's empty.
    1
  3463. it's probably sitting in some hicks back yard...
    1
  3464. something about a man wearing a thawb doing sciencey things... just can't take it seriously.
    1
  3465. neither of you should be pandered to! this isn't a canadian issue!!! this is an entirely imported issue... canada has no stakes in this other than the familys of the people we imported now being technically "canadians" or some nonsense.
    1
  3466. really... josh gates?... who's next? jesse ventura?
    1
  3467. so? they're fully aware they're in a hurricane hot spot and choose to stay there...
    1
  3468. it's not very economical to pay someone to handle your finances...
    1
  3469. it's not like white asparagus is only grown in europe... I see it every year right next to the normal asparagus here in canada.
    1
  3470. next thing you know they'll be charging for air... oh wait.
    1
  3471. riiight. I mean... I can't exactly visualize a joule... I can't look at a hill and be like "oh ya, I'll need about 100 joules to climb that"... but it seems obvious several billion of them are a whole lotta energy.
    1
  3472. this case was totally fucked... I can't believe it took you this long to cover it.
    1
  3473. simon always pushing the envelope with fresh nazi content
    1
  3474. bro, I've seen wine at the store where the label is fucked... should I be asking for a discount?
    1
  3475. it'll throw a midget back like 10 feet...
    1
  3476. that red shoe totally doesn't match that red outfit...
    1
  3477. simon's beard oil. also "nava-rone".
    1
  3478. why does he have an elaborate machine just for winding bobbins? my moms sewing machine does that it's self... just because adam?
    1
  3479. um ya, aren't those blanks rim fire?
    1
  3480. it's just a ridiculous idea... the trust needed to stop something is related to it's mass so everything you want to stop would need a custom set of rockets as opposed to just slapping a parachute or 2 on something >.>
    1
  3481. passenger oxygen manifold? but aren't the oxygen masks on commercial planes each self-contained systems?
    1
  3482. if this guy wasnt jacked up by the chinese government...
    1
  3483. most of this crap was happening before covid... it just sped things up. the healthcare system has been failing for over a decade and the housing market inflation has likely been going on longer than that.
    1
  3484. fuckin paper straws... tell you what, stop trying to put mushy paper in my beverage and you can dump all your damn straws in my back yard. there's space.
    1
  3485. I mean subjectively it looks better to add grime and depth and all that... looks great. but if you think about it high-tech robots are wiping themselves down with cloths... they'd either not care and be filthy or have a station to clean them which one would think would be able to clean in the cracks.
    1
  3486. doesn't even make sense that they'd get rid of the @ symbol but keep scroll lock lol
    1
  3487. here in canada it's mostly the american model but many places do some seasonal produce like asparagus in the spring, corn and berries in the summer, or pumpkins in the fall that you don't see as much of out of season.
    1
  3488. just watch this...
    1
  3489. I'll keep an eye out for evil maids...
    1
  3490. gifts... which are donations rich people make so their dumb kids get in.
    1
  3491. you can't really have a bad safety rating if you just elect not to have it rated and use it in international waters...
    1
  3492. when your kids sneak into your million dollar man-cave to play pool...
    1
  3493. so the company hired their own investigator to pin the blame on the employees...
    1
  3494. this video is lam...inar.
    1
  3495. I'd be more interested in an workout bike that you can hook into your houses power and generate power to reduce your electric bill... I'd sure be a lot more interested if I were making money rather than just sitting there riding a bike going nowhere...
    1
  3496. they just keep using fear to control people... pretty hard to spread ideas the man doesn't approve of when everyone is sitting alone communicating through a government censored system.
    1
  3497. idk... if I were stranded at sea without water and someone showed me some good science to back up being able to drink sea water I don't think I'd be very skeptical...
    1
  3498. I'm sure his majesty appreciates that.
    1
  3499.  @lynnevetter  allegedly.
    1
  3500. weird how global cancer rates went up after that...
    1
  3501. this episode could just as easily been called "job interview advice and adam's mom"
    1
  3502. I'd rather not get into a mode of transportation that could randomly explode at any moment... and what exactly is required to be an astronaut? I'd say if you build a rocket and fly to space you're an astronaut.
    1
  3503. it's fine... take a week to release any information... I'm not in the area anyways... you're all just going to look dumb.
    1
  3504. who would want to watch startrek discovery though?
    1
  3505. just disgusting brainwashing...
    1
  3506. it's not bad TBH...
    1
  3507. we all know VHS won because it had all the porn...
    1
  3508. lol ok. lets go around giving jewish kids chocolate money! :D
    1
  3509. adam totally thinking "wtf people are paying to watch me work in the shop?"
    1
  3510. like tom scott?
    1
  3511. adam: "batman pr1otection suit" discovery channel: "storm hunters promotion" :/
    1
  3512. sucks... come to canada.
    1
  3513. but how do they spray spit in peoples faces while screaming with masks on?
    1
  3514. why does james mays look like he's about to buy a delorean and try to get struck by lightning?
    1
  3515. what "frontline workers" have you talked to ford? name 3. I requested a campaign sign like 3 years ago and you still haven't even had a secretary send me one ffs >.>
    1
  3516. salad and his son alfalfa?
    1
  3517. we don't need to stop burning coal, we'll just build giant smog vacuums!
    1
  3518. idk how far I'd trust chinese vermiculite... could easily see someone deciding it's a good place to hide vermiculite with high asbestos content...
    1
  3519. idk why people have to be either all uptight PH measuring or anti-vinegar... I just make a pleasant tasting salty brine with vinegar and it's never failed me.
    1
  3520. guess this is just a crap promo video, nvm.
    1
  3521. where's bungalodesh?
    1
  3522. I mean... if you care that much about your toast you can just use a toaster oven and watch your bread brown.
    1
  3523. that guy would rather see a big shaft.
    1
  3524. oh look, a thing about napoleons bonerparts!
    1
  3525. really? I thought pretty much all fatal airline crashes occurred while "landing"...
    1
  3526. 6:32 omg... he tried so hard not to fuck that up... but it went so wrong for him...
    1
  3527. darn, I just threw one away...
    1
  3528. "my rights come from god not from you" actually no, your rights come from the american constitution... and by extension from the court you're screaming at. I swear religious people are so stupid.
    1
  3529.  @BruceBoyde  if you're that concerned with money the rent in jail is pretty low...
    1
  3530. pretty sure most first world countries have sufficient food stockpiled to feed people for a good while even in the event that all food production stopped completely... which it hasn't.
    1
  3531. "quantum dots" sound an awful lot like phosphorescence to me...
    1
  3532. oh ya... keep giving money to this and that in w.e other country while canadians are literally being slaughtered by the government that's supposed to be protecting it's citizens.
    1
  3533. who needs 4k security footage? really...
    1
  3534. other people talking about it is why google thinks I care...
    1
  3535. that's old news...
    1
  3536. bald men just seem to have better beards by contrast...
    1
  3537. I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens. what better place to hide aliens than on the moon?!
    1
  3538. here's what you do: put yourself in the jar and move it all over the place so no one can get a good look at it. makes it really hard to see any symmetry or detail.
    1
  3539. oh look, it's bearded jade!
    1
  3540. WHY ARE LIGHTS ORANGE?! WHY DOES YOUTUBE RECOMMEND THIS TO ME 3 YEARS LATER?! BECAUSE IT'S SODIUM!!!!!!! SODIUM IS A LIE!!!
    1
  3541. "stopped to let the kangaroo stretch it's legs"... rly m8?!
    1
  3542. seriously? whole aisles of ketchup? we only have like half a dozen kinds... and we have ketchup chips. actually it's usually just heinz or store brand, maybe no name.
    1
  3543. damn lizard people!
    1
  3544. math... and zero. "not" is not a number.
    1
  3545. "introducing "The Fat Ignorant American Pig Burger""
    1
  3546. wearing the amish clothes to fit in at the auction while walking around holding up a camera...
    1
  3547. if it were like 10 degrees warmer it probably would have been a tornado...
    1
  3548. lets send the canadians to the hottest country on earth for their first battle! I'm sure they'll do great. well... I guess we did anyways. good job canada.
    1
  3549. good thing they still had extradominos.
    1
  3550. they still use tanks from WW2 in africa lmao...
    1
  3551. well you know this company is going to fail... too busy painting their rocket to actually make sure it works >.>
    1
  3552. and steve.
    1
  3553. this seems great until they get out in the wild and we can't use plastic to make anything anymore...
    1
  3554. wtf these subtitles? (stomach massage) (rock is suffering)
    1
  3555. lol... shut up westly!
    1
  3556. what? why would they have some random customers remains? you can't just claim someones body if they die in your restaurant lmao...
    1
  3557.  @yaykruser  I've watched lke 3 of these now where the rent different machines for 10k/month lol... it's like it doesn't matter when you need it's 10k/month... what you need a shovel? 10k/month lol.
    1
  3558. they're literally saying "you might get bit" to a mentally unstable person and blaming him for kicking at the dog... wtf?
    1
  3559. ya, it would have historically been pretty hard to have much global politics without ships what with the world having continents and all... also who's air force 2? 3? 78?
    1
  3560. it's probably actually not that bad for them... most people still alive in iron lungs would have caught it when they were children and it's pretty much all they've every known.
    1
  3561. blood letting is still kinda a legitimate medical thing in the right situation... it's just not a cure-all like people once thought.
    1
  3562.  @magnusorn7313  you could say the same thing for any medical procedure... most are only relevant in a small handful of situations. you could say "well hip surgery is only needed in like 0.0001% of situations" but that doesn't make it any less legitimate.
    1
  3563. I'd like to see trump live on $400 a week...
    1
  3564. wtf, another simon channel?
    1
  3565. I mean, if you're going to directly remove CO2 from the blood you might as well add oxygen while you're at it and just forget the lungs all together...
    1
  3566. I mean... you could have just strapped some sort of small drag chute to the rod to make it drop straight.
    1
  3567. so why isn't the CCP a "terrorist organization" yet?
    1
  3568. frozen veggies might even be healthier since they can be picked when they're actually ripe...
    1
  3569. lol... people don't believe in winston churchill.
    1
  3570. jurassic park is on it's own island, who's jurisdiction is that? besides the issue of what laws even apply to them, who's going to enforce them? additionally everyone probably signed a waiver...
    1
  3571. "A biased mis-i-propaganda campaign"
    1
  3572. did you just copy and paste that reply from the other comment? >.>
    1
  3573. "there's nothing less attractive than re-adjusting your pants"? seriously? so that's what I've been doing wrong...
    1
  3574. wait... so you're telling me guides are supposed to know where they're going?
    1
  3575. nty, don't need pixelated garbly goop plastered all over videos to make me second guess if my hardware is failing.
    1
  3576. if you want same day shipping you need warehouses within like 3 hours of you... that's all there is to it.
    1
  3577. really? no one wanted a half-plastic version? hu...
    1
  3578. vont to look at my venis?
    1
  3579. you can also see at least part of what you're seeing in the mirror you forgot the blur at about 23:00...
    1
  3580. all I speak is english and I doubt an english teacher would say it's perfect lol
    1
  3581. spoiler alert: machines can still function in the dark.
    1
  3582. who the hell watches youtube blind?! not to mention how?! like an amputee in a marathon...
    1
  3583. just toss in a stick of dynamite first...
    1
  3584. yes... lets make a super secure password and then tell someone what it is... good plan.
    1
  3585. I think were gonna need a bigger stick...
    1
  3586. I can't imagine why I never trusted a company called "crunchyroll" >.>
    1
  3587. and the stove is almost definitely on 240v power... so I guess it's not all about the voltage. that being said, you'd think they could easily make an oven with a 240v outlet built into it for kettles...
    1
  3588. I can't help but notice the more colors you put on your brush the more it looks brown...
    1
  3589. ya... that's potentially dangerous to use... ever seen old blacksmiths tools from before the days of industrial standardized hardening that are all chipped? or heard about how those chips end up in peoples arms? this is literally where that myth about bashing hammers against each other came from...
    1
  3590. I've seen that fizzbuzz example a bunch of times now. the best solution seems to depend on the situation lol; but it seems to be best to perform each check only once and consecutively print fizz and/or buzz if it's not the number.
    1
  3591. elon musk is going to have built a rocket factory on the moon by the time nasa gets there >.>
    1
  3592. @Dar Rin Zee there's a difference between a govenment contractor and a govenment employee... contractors actually get things done, that's why the government pays them.
    1
  3593. wtf are these laws? you're just going to charge everyone with everything? this is why people don't take the law seriously... and you can't be charged for murder because you failed to do something... he didn't physically move the guy into the path of the bus or convince him to stand there, he just neglected to tell him there was a bus coming. and the joker is trying to kill people and possibly sexually assault that woman, so why does batman have to withdraw? you're contradicting yourself.
    1
  3594.  @sonnyc3826  you're free to think that, but it was the top social media platform for like a decade and pretty much defined what social media is...
    1
  3595. wonder why you haven't been reporting on the government locking up canadian citizens while they manufacture charges they can't even fully articulate...
    1
  3596. wow... simon changes his shirt faster than a male stripper.
    1
  3597. why does the sailing yacht have a motor?
    1
  3598. thanks, now I know how to stop skynet.
    1
  3599. so they had sand paper in the middle ages?
    1
  3600. something tells me the history guy had a mullet...
    1
  3601. how is being caught up in a circle of buying increasing amounts of bad wine winning?
    1
  3602. "I HAVE to put on gloves! this fiberglass is really nasty!!" wow... get over it.
    1
  3603. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#Miscellaneous_spelling_differences
    1
  3604. why gorilla glass? why not elephant glass? or whale glass?
    1
  3605. he's doing it on purpose now...
    1
  3606. are they fighting the russians or the amish? looks like a bunch of barns driving around >.>
    1
  3607. pretty good show, nice pick.
    1
  3608. they have options to unload faster >.>
    1
  3609. why do you have so many officers hats? are they historic in some way?
    1
  3610. 1:11 lewd.
    1
  3611. why does it cost $200 for 2 little metal plates and a few yards of steel cable again?
    1
  3612. what? they don't drop tanks with people inside them... usually.
    1
  3613. wasabi actually means "troll penis" in japanese.
    1
  3614. so the more you pay the more likely you are to die in a crash...
    1
  3615. lol... this has been a thing for like 10 years.
    1
  3616. entirely too many entitled rich kids in cali anyways...
    1
  3617. I'm gonna keep saying weed wacker.
    1
  3618. lmao could have pulled that stick yourself...
    1
  3619. how prepared were we for covid? how prepared was japan for fukushima? how prepared was rome for their fall? not really in peoples nature to prepare for unlikely events.
    1
  3620. I think I might have had something like this at a pot luck once... had no idea what it was at the time... it was gross.
    1
  3621. greatest economy in the history of the world? the british owned like 1/4 of the world for centuries... pretty sure they did better in their time. egypt was more or less the center of the world for a long time too... guy needs to learn some history.
    1
  3622.  A_GODS  still had a good economy.
    1
  3623. he's just not french canadian... that "canadian accent" is heavily french canadian. the farther west you go the more people just sound like a bunch of hippies :P
    1
  3624. if a place had enough cameras to track someone with a weapon with AI a person could do it better... it's still the matter of having every inch of a building covered in cameras... what about the washrooms? do you put cameras there? the change rooms? the staff room?... do you say it's ok to have cameras monitored by AI everywhere because a real person isn't watching you? is that ok? you aren't really solving the problem you claim to be solving and kinda creating new ones.
    1
  3625. yup...
    1
  3626. "how had this substance made it into jake" I wonder...
    1
  3627. that old coal room would probably make a decent root/wine cellar.
    1
  3628. adam says anyone can do this shit, but they really cant... adam is the sort of people who built the actual props in these movies and he does it in the style of those prop houses because he worked for them... no one can do it "better", if it's different it's wrong because essentially it's a recreation of something he did...
    1
  3629. ​ @xiuxiu1108  maybe... tellin ya tho if this benefits anyone it won't be the consumer... the savings wont be passed down to you and you will pay just as much for the same level of quality... there will just be more nonsense wanting you to sign up to subscriptions and buy more DLC and so on.
    1
  3630. they were pretty good chips...
    1
  3631. not as bad as in canada... as the top result in google search would seem to indicate :P
    1
  3632. I DON'T HAVE NO OILY SOAP FACTORY!@!
    1
  3633. LMFAO!!! "tiger asia management"? is this an episode of family guy?!?!?
    1
  3634. vacuums represent everything dogs hate... loud noises, wheels, and hoses. and wtf is this person giving their dog that it's wearing it's teeth down chewing on a ball? that isn't normal.
    1
  3635. ya? since like 6 years ago?
    1
  3636. who buys a new car anyways? rich idiots who fall for it.
    1
  3637. hope someone compensated the farmer for messing up his field >.>
    1
  3638. I love how them scuffling into the car and it moving like 20 feet is considered an abduction... I guess if a fight somehow progresses into an elevator that's also an abduction! I guess if people are fighting on an escalator that's an abduction too!
    1
  3639. wtf 15 million euro ain't enough to make a game that isn't shite anymore?
    1
  3640. I'll just stick to what I've spent my whole life learning....
    1
  3641. ya... cuz youtube has gotten so much better over the past 9 years >.>
    1
  3642. hows that impressive? a bot will always be faster and dendi isn't what he used to be... and ya no... no1 quits school to spend half their life playing video games. lol.
    1
  3643. I mean... the movie showing the shot that hits the mast doesn't necessarily imply that it was done in one shot... why would they want a bunch of footage of people missing in the middle of a battle scene?
    1
  3644. I love how people keep "inventing" things I thought of when I was like 12...
    1
  3645. count on japan to take something that was designed to be affordable work wear make it in the most difficult convoluted way possible...
    1
  3646.  @TerryWaitesRadiator  and china like chiner...
    1
  3647.  @jinoks4784  they sift it again after anyways...
    1
  3648. I also have a hard time pronouncing "rod grod med flode".
    1
  3649. nop, he can't do movies anymore... he's locked himself in as ron and everyone who ever sees him in a movie will be like "hey that's ron!"
    1
  3650. they looks good in photos with the cogris?
    1
  3651. this video is a little different... https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  3652. oh no! not the wine blight! we might get sober to death!! that actually sounds shitty... but nothing on the potato blight that still plagues our crops.
    1
  3653. he's right you know... in canada when the dogo is being bad we just giv er a big "EH!!" and they knows.
    1
  3654. "every astronaut that I know..." ya ya...
    1
  3655. so the news can say porn... but that's too spicy for youtube? I guess this platform is for children now...
    1
  3656. a powerful enough magnet doesn't exist... allegedly.
    1
  3657. what do you mean not that far off? the laser disk is so washed out :S
    1
  3658. maybe if no one invented the elevator we'd have pneumatic travel tubes tho.
    1
  3659. "it took thousands of experiments to figure out we need to stir it with lye!"
    1
  3660. probably not a lot.
    1
  3661. but why don't planes fly slower?
    1
  3662. so where's this cellphone footage from the canopy of an airplane? all you're showing me is blurry IR footage of birds.
    1
  3663. there's actually some dude with an "m" shaped urethra...
    1
  3664. you know you can put a switch on those so it turns off when it finishes the cut. probably worth doing if you're going to be leaving it.
    1
  3665. could have sworn he said chenelle #2.... maybe it was the australian version.
    1
  3666. hey adam, when you picked a lock on mythbusters and made an extreme effort to hide what you were doing did you think LPL would be a thing?
    1
  3667. fat soluble vitamins are a thing.... seems to me like there would be more of those things, and more of a balance of them in fats from an organism that ate all of those plants. kinda like positive bio accumulation.
    1
  3668. some of those depictions of dogs look a lot like doberman.
    1
  3669. a prune and a plum are the same thing ffs... it's basically just cherry cola with some other flavors.
    1
  3670. wtf lol "Mr. Guest"
    1
  3671. the history guy looks a little different today... can't quite put my finger on it...
    1
  3672. the air flags debated?
    1
  3673. now reveal your favorite barber of 2018 in a car shop.
    1
  3674. you mean it's not mined on pluto?
    1
  3675. from what I understand it's not so much that they're against electricity as they are against relying on it being delivered to them through power lines or by relying on a supply of fuel... that's why solar is ok, because it doesn't rely on anyone outside the community.
    1
  3676. how do blind people find the videos then?
    1
  3677. "US aircraft carries are designed to survive bad weather... so godzilla couldn't flip it." "it's very sophisticated." sound reasoning...
    1
  3678. probably targeting the TTC...
    1
  3679. honestly the dark meat chicken nuggets tastes better...
    1
  3680. speaking of gravy v.s. sauce... I wasn't sure what to call that liquid component of an indian curry, according to the folks at the indian restaurant they call it gravy. I'd have said sauce, but there ya go. to me gravy has always been a separate condiment, if it's part of a dish it's a sauce to me... unless it's poutine, that's still gravy.
    1
  3681. what? poland is having trouble keeping people out again?
    1
  3682. then they just handed like a dozen of them to the taliban....
    1
  3683. Mr. and Mrs. McMaster.. that'd be a fun name.
    1
  3684. how about a pen knife? lmao use safety glasses... children used to be able to handle this without safety gear.
    1
  3685. canada used to have strong incentives to live in less-populated areas and funded services like the hospitals well so if something went wrong you didn't just die... but hey budget cuts and now there aren't things like hospitals in small towns anymore...
    1
  3686. "sidewalks were left unguarded... something local officials now recognize as a serious problem." well that is where the people tend to be...
    1
  3687.  @Seileisepuppets  what?
    1
  3688. I predicted the collapse of bitcoin... so ya.
    1
  3689. seems like it'd also be easier to get mexicans to work cheap in texas...
    1
  3690. it'll be bitter. I don't make it with molasses.
    1
  3691. not to mention those espresso machines they're supposedly "testing" look like some cheap model from walmart, not "industrial" in any way... and there appear to be wires going into the water tank. that looks like a kinda nifty device, but hand powered pressure extractors already exist, they just put a pump on it. really the only problem I see here is that they're up-selling it too much.
    1
  3692. because on average people are fucking stupid... a smart rat could fool a child... not to mention dolphins like you've shown and are obviously aware are among the most intellegent animals... also elephants. stop being clickbait shills.
    1
  3693. maybe it'd be less popular if people called it the penis clawing eye gouging drug...
    1
  3694. "former president of europe for the coca-cola company" um... what?
    1
  3695. something tells me viruses don't look like a sci-fi moon lander... and that bacterial genetic disorders aren't a thing...
    1
  3696. pff... boston dynamics is just putting different limbs on that same frame. inb4 there's actually a midget crammed in there.
    1
  3697. seems like it is being remembered, it gets a parade lol.
    1
  3698. adam swore on camera :o
    1
  3699. heh... it went from simon re-doing TIFO topics on his multitude of channels to the inverse...
    1
  3700. if it's not legal it was claim jumpers....
    1
  3701. maybe if someone had stood on the beach longer they could have saved that guy who froze to death...
    1
  3702. because putin said it's not?
    1
  3703. why is there a PSA were some kids father is encouraging him to commit hate crimes? was this before or after he forced his son to smoke the entire carton of cigarettes?
    1
  3704. imagine if whoever designed that volvo hated that dashboard... and then they look up and it's on han solo.
    1
  3705. logically one would chop up the bridge and tow the boat... so obviously someone wants to tow the bridge and chop up the boat lol.
    1
  3706. I'd assumed it was some outdated legacy thing... manufacturing is even less interesting.
    1
  3707. simon... are you telling me those shoes are made for walkin?
    1
  3708. well, it may have taken the government a long time to figure out what to do, but british evacuees aren't getting back til sunday so I guess we got the job done.
    1
  3709. there's south asian english? you mean chinglish?
    1
  3710. it might very well be more intelligent than 14% of people...
    1
  3711. maybe because it's a redone video you've seen before?
    1
  3712. I mean... they said pretty much the same things about sea mines. it was fine, it wasn't the end of the navy. this is basically just a remote-controlled torpedo, it's not really a new threat at all.
    1
  3713. what's with all the videos about nigeria tanker princes lately?
    1
  3714. I mean... now your door is all bent and fucked cuz breaking into a car like that does that... so you need a new door instead of a new window... and the cops should be liable for it, they were supervising. if someone was thinking they'd have just picked the lock >.>
    1
  3715. too complicated.
    1
  3716. you made a comment.
    1
  3717.  @SeemsLikeSomething  I disagree with your opinion but I respect your right to express it.
    1
  3718. and I wonder why it's to tramatic for kids now... maybe because they're so protected from everything...
    1
  3719. I think ashens tasted more of the 120 year old olives than he did of his fish sauce...
    1
  3720. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
    1
  3721. OHHHH it's an apple.... I thought it was a rotten strawberry.
    1
  3722. so... are these things fast enough to actually prevent a fatal shock? like... the current would have to flow through you for them to activate so you've already got a shock?
    1
  3723. is it they didn't want belt#3560 to get a little scuffed under the sheath or maybe they didn't want the actor to stab themself if they were to incorrectly sheath a real knife?
    1
  3724. nuns don't need investments anyways... their faith will take care of them.
    1
  3725. cuz some idiot will pay that much. that's the only reason.
    1
  3726. wouldn't they be better off showing that someone who in fact has cancer has gone into remission? not having cancer isn't really going to take someone out...
    1
  3727. 3:26 omg cringe. that's how you lose an arm...
    1
  3728. because there's only so many factories making bells...
    1
  3729.  @raetschmyers8371  now that google has stopped censoring my comments I can reply something like "heh, that's also true!" tbh I forgot what I was going to say... fucking google nazis.
    1
  3730.  @Exekutioncro  I don't think it'd freeze, they already need complicated cooling systems to keep it from turning back into a gas :P
    1
  3731.  @Exekutioncro  ahhh :P
    1
  3732. "these cannon are too difficult to move... what we really need is a giant 80 foot crossbow." the person is there for scale lmao... ofc it would have needed a siege crew.
    1
  3733. evidently you don't know the importance of when you plant a crop... you obviously know more about sponsoring your channel than you do about history.
    1
  3734.  @peabrain6872  deep fried bull balls.
    1
  3735. you've all been fooled into handing over the castle lol.
    1
  3736. wtf baby elephants have tusks in the womb? how do they not just constantly stab things?
    1
  3737. maybe police should search for a 5th suspect... whoever was supposed to be answering the phone at the emergency line.
    1
  3738. well that's obviously not a random volunteer.. walks up with her sleeve rolled up and sticks out her arm before he even asks lol.
    1
  3739. so because people are stupid... chances are they have a well there, so the water from the tap is the same as the water in the stream... ffs.
    1
  3740. lol what? so you buy one of these and elon musk makes money off you for the next decade? nice scam... pay them to pay them more...
    1
  3741. she probably won't be much longer...
    1
  3742. not to mention the massive political pull the St. lawrance seaway has granted quebec...
    1
  3743. heh, sure showed those gangsters... pro weed band... bunch of seized weed... ahahha... oh wait... that's canada now... well don't you all look foolish? oh and then they threw a party with proceeds of crime! guess we really should remember these cooked bastards.
    1
  3744. imagine getting a letter from the president telling you to use different tape >.>
    1
  3745. whole country is screwed cuz they allowed foreign investors to buy everything up then hold our economy at gunpoint... it's essentially economic terrorism. like. you know why canada produces less cars now? probably has something to do with all the american owned factories in canada just deciding they don't want to invest in canada anymore and closing their factories.
    1
  3746. y learn anything? it always ends up being wrong...
    1
  3747. so in countries with government funded healthcare it's less than half that...
    1
  3748.  @chrishartman29  like I said...
    1
  3749. "dude, your toilet looks like a chariot" "ya... but it's a fuckin sweet chariot!"
    1
  3750. going skating isn't simply "getting outside"... you have to bring equipment and gather at a specific point... that would be non-essential.
    1
  3751. I honestly prefer the candian version with cheese and gravy on the fries as opposed to some mushy ol peas... but you do you I guess...
    1
  3752. they infected the entire world with a virus and tried to cover it up... think they care about your socials?
    1
  3753. oh wow... so the engine can now scale graphics it's self...
    1
  3754. wtf that thing costs $100?! seems kinda unsafe... there needs to be something keeping it from firing without a barrel. I could easily see someone accidentally flipping the trigger while loading it.
    1
  3755. when my dad was a trucker he had a laptop on a tray he had rigged up that could swing around beside him. :P
    1
  3756. people don't want to be valued, it creeps them out.
    1
  3757.  @meatbag8751  tell that to quantum mechanics lol
    1
  3758.  @meatbag8751  difference is you're just here giving me a hard time.
    1
  3759. was wondering what it had to do with american soil :P
    1
  3760.  @jed-henrywitkowski6470  you just forget about seal island!!
    1
  3761. akadam from akak? PILLAGE!! you heard it here first!!
    1
  3762. or ya know... that other movie about that exact situation. think it was called the cave?
    1
  3763. oh, it's about black licorice babies... GET ON WITH IT!
    1
  3764. so he has super bat gloves... but he doesn't use them unless he fights bane? ok then.
    1
  3765. looking at the title just thinking "what the fork?" it's kinda weird if you think about it though, not only are we the only creature that creates a structure to set our food on but tools to move the food from said structure to our food holes...
    1
  3766. do these people not realize that prices are flexible? I'm always hearing the same story... "it costs more to make now... I'm hardly making money!!" so charge more for your product!! gawd.
    1
  3767. this weather sounds like an average day in canada...
    1
  3768. "how to treat people, how to talk, how to articulate yourself and how to treat people!"
    1
  3769. sorry no one cared enough to help you.
    1
  3770. and here I was worried cutting the hair off was massively painful...
    1
  3771. so brazillians are too cheap to shop at walmart?
    1
  3772. I feel like you're ignoring the resistance of the water in the barrel... I don't think that's actually been tested with high-power rifles, but I'm pretty sure a 9mm will fire underwater and the round will exit the barrel.
    1
  3773. it also happens to be easier to carve a statue with it's arms rigidly at it's side... and requires less stone.
    1
  3774. this whole balloon operation appears to be designed to display the flaws in north american defenses...
    1
  3775. whoever said they were digital doesn't know what digital means...
    1
  3776. generally a rundown old person at that, guess it's an old term. I've only ever heard it used to mean old people though.
    1
  3777. figured it had something to do with prohibition...
    1
  3778. what? the top theory is a cigarette butt somehow made its way into an air filter LOCATED UNDER THE FUCKING HOOD?! my ass that truck had a snorkel. 9/10 it was just an electrical fire caused by being an old piece of shit italian truck >.>
    1
  3779. don't they fix the books so all movies lose money on paper so they don't have to pay residuals anyways?
    1
  3780. higher surviverability.
    1
  3781. ya... I'm sure if theft completely disappeared retailers would reduce their prices XD not to mention if it was a chain store like walmart the prices are set on a corporate level so reducing theft in florida probably wouldn't matter.
    1
  3782. funny how adam keeps talking about deadlines yet can't manage to finish a 1-day build in a day...
    1
  3783. wtf $60 for that? couldn't have cost more than a dollar to make. >.>
    1
  3784. "it's just going to go for the next few minutes... there's nothing I can do about it." lol... nothing he can do about it...
    1
  3785. asia.
    1
  3786. doesn't anyone find it odd that there's a religious school system in canada that's recognized along side the public school system?
    1
  3787. didn't think you were supposed to touch HID bulbs with your bare hands...
    1
  3788. lol it's a trap.
    1
  3789. they've been in flames for as long as I can remember...
    1
  3790. why can't people fly this year?
    1
  3791. simon is giving millions free education and hardly getting payed enough to buy head moisturizer tho...
    1
  3792. is this about the meth?
    1
  3793. why would I blame myself when it's societies fault? it's still depressing... >.>
    1
  3794. now you can only get an anime vampire looking guy to voice act your character...
    1
  3795. there was one on the side of the cooker
    1
  3796. I don't drink wine... also your sponsor doesn't even ship to my country... or yours last I checked. sooo.... woohoo? #imsimonwhistlerandillendorseanythingbutraidshadowlegends
    1
  3797. except the part where the chart implies shrapnel gains mass as it travels?
    1
  3798. lmao, they're making WAY more than 81 cents on the dollar off food... that $8 tub of popcorn costs them like 25 cents to make if that.
    1
  3799.  @vicjay1972  well then the media doesn't seem to be reporting on what any actual issues are... all I hear about is people being upset because they see people doing drugs more. so idk... you probably can't actually tell me cuz of the censorship.
    1
  3800. well if you know about it then they're more like the bottom 10...
    1
  3801. well I'm not paying to ship back defective goods... maybe don't ship people defective goods that need to be replaced?
    1
  3802. aaaand it's gone. lol... been saying for years this bubble would burst.
    1
  3803. how ccan you call it "the cave" without a batmobile?
    1
  3804. for people who want to work they sure have a lot of symbols for free handouts...
    1
  3805. not me, CCP!!
    1
  3806. you do... I only use youtube. lmao at that tools left in the dark cuz they let google run their physical living space.
    1
  3807. you can't just rip off doobillydoo!! that's a canadian thing from the master of technical canadian social entertainment, Sir. AvE. you sir can expect me to object and file a fake and frivilous lawsuit regarding this matter!
    1
  3808. 24 options? ya... that's definitely a musical scale and not the alphabet...
    1
  3809. he didn't say he stole 8 million euros worth of stuff... he said specifically he's "stolen for a value of more than 8 million euros"... so he's a "thief" for hire and has made over 8 million euros being a fake thief... probable never stolen a thing in his life lol.
    1
  3810. lets not go to china... tis a silly place.
    1
  3811. this is amazing but also kinda creepy to think that you could run into someone with the arms of someone you knew... kinda creepy. are arms even organs?
    1
  3812. "this many ducks fit on truck 5 month ago... what you mean they not fit now?!"
    1
  3813. "I like that boulder... that's a nice boulder."
    1
  3814. these people know the map loops around right?
    1
  3815. totally agree you don't need 4k or slow motion shots... most people are watching this on a phone and can't even perceive that resolution and slow motion shots for the sake of slow motion shots are just pretentious. also look into a cooling dock... "there's a dock for that". (then next thing you know it's a modular desktop)
    1
  3816. pretty sure it was the pyramid power guy...
    1
  3817. there is no way they're paying $12 for a salad and selling it for $14 and operating a business in a large city...
    1
  3818. james slime? is that a real name?
    1
  3819. you're all amazing.
    1
  3820.  @OnLifeandLove  how has that ever stopped anyone from arguing?
    1
  3821. hard to tell if this guy is a bigger fan of ancient armor or adam savage...
    1
  3822. LOL!!! yup... al qaeda is raising funds by stealing power tools now!
    1
  3823. I knew wine and honey essentially can't go bad... wine will only turn to vinegar.
    1
  3824. why do german tanks look so rough? is that some sort of coating or bad metal casting?
    1
  3825.  @wolfsoldner9029  don't think cement blocks magnetic fields? at least not a thin layer...
    1
  3826.  @wolfsoldner9029  I mean, if I wanted to google it I probably didn't need to ask the question to begin with tho?
    1
  3827.  @wolfsoldner9029  that's kwl... also not all that helpful.
    1
  3828. sometimes my rod gets stuck in the reactor and causes a meltdown also.
    1
  3829. could have sworn they used to say the back-slap method was dangerous and never to do that...
    1
  3830. I used to see kids rippin around on these things all the time... they made it illegal to even buy/sell them here, so they just kinda slowly ended up in junk piles and such.
    1
  3831. ohhh... they're pumpkins... I didn't think orange pie made much sense...
    1
  3832. kinda funny how you promote another VPN on business blaze :P
    1
  3833. just looking at those headphones it's obvious they aren't worth the price they're asking for them.
    1
  3834. better to lose your job than your life...
    1
  3835. the germans snuck around the side while the french were farting in their general direction.
    1
  3836. they're cutting down the trees to plant different trees... what's the problem?
    1
  3837. and this is what the conservatives want for our country...
    1
  3838. "how to take advice on losing job advise from someone who couldn't lose a job if they tried"
    1
  3839. 47:30 I was just thinking about this randomly(as I do) and realized how stupid of an idea this actually is... if I'm unfortunate enough to have an electric car and the power goes out I'd be saving 100% of the power in that thing in case I need to do something important with it like say... go get good, or go to the hospital >.> or maybe where you are the power never goes out for more than 10 minutes at a time? cuz here it can last days.
    1
  3840. what was he hunting in canada with that cannon? moose? that's such overkill for everything but an elephant or hippo or maybe a lion...
    1
  3841. no co2 emissions? so do you hold your breath while you peddle? pretty sure people breathe it out and are part of the machine.
    1
  3842.  @thewolfofswingthat2035  I never said otherwise.
    1
  3843. ""come to my man cave!" "that's a house..."
    1
  3844. so what do you do with all the oily hair?
    1
  3845.  @andiehyde3714  you never had the right to block public roads lol... or to jump out in front of peoples moving vehicles terrorizing them...
    1
  3846. who the hell would want to breed people?
    1
  3847. if I got blown 300 times I'd be covered in something too...
    1
  3848. no one knows what the stain is... but several venezuelan officials have an equally mysterious stain in their wallets? seems legit.
    1
  3849. "and are you breaking the law?" not me, RCMP!
    1
  3850. lmao... that intro.
    1
  3851. you'd have to pay me T.V. star money to swim with sharks...
    1
  3852. make the job more attractive and maybe there would be more people who want to do it...
    1
  3853. HOW DARE YOU NOT GROUND R2?!
    1
  3854. "what's on sand island?" "sand."
    1
  3855. just wait til you see what the world as in store for india XD
    1
  3856. omg, tell me he isn't going to say die-fen-bager the whole video... edit: and he doesnt... lol.
    1
  3857. little known? that's a monty python knight helmet my man... clearly.
    1
  3858. no one? so I have better odds to become ruler of the byzantine empire?
    1
  3859. if you're getting upset about a potential client questioning the prices it probably has more to do with your level of confidence in your pricing and abilities than anything else...
    1
  3860. it used to be before america forced them to stop... and then america pulled a full reversal on that opinion... and now the world is at a disadvantage due to US corruption.
    1
  3861. this isn't a vehicle anymore... it's a horizontal space launch.
    1
  3862. back in the good ol days you could put your own dog down and not pay someone else several hundred dollars to do it...
    1
  3863. oh, so when prince philip says it it's "culturally unsensitive" if anyone else said it it'd be racist...
    1
  3864.  @mak2866  the prime minister is eating a bagel!!
    1
  3865. lol. never noticed they were both named voladamir. though I should have figured since everyone over there is either named that or ivan...
    1
  3866. if there was ever an example of obvious market manipulation it's a negative price...
    1
  3867. you don't shock people when they're flat lining... people are so stupid. also, where's the bonus fact about what calling "clear" actually means?
    1
  3868. THOSE ARE SHEARS!!!
    1
  3869. how the emergency beacon actually functions is probably a significant clue to what's wrong... if it has to float to the surface they're probably went inside the titanic and got stuck... unless for some stupid reason it pops out the top and can't work unless they're upright, then they could be anywhere upside down...
    1
  3870. I'm just trying to play bitburner :<
    1
  3871. I mean... if we get to a point where we can hold that amount of energy in the palm of our hand without it killing us maybe?
    1
  3872. heh, still terrorizing people.
    1
  3873. you did it outside... sooo invalid.
    1
  3874. simon be like "check out my other channels... we have cocaine."
    1
  3875. probably just a smokescreen to cover up apple collecting your data...
    1
  3876. I have a mechanical alarm clock... electronic alarms don't wake me up reliably.
    1
  3877. you point out another big problem with EVs... unlike gas stations which generally have staff there to ensure things are working and they can sell gas they just stick these EV charging stations at malls and such where no one has any idea or interest in keeping them working.
    1
  3878. you do know you can buy graham cracker crumbs? you don't have to crumble them up yourself...
    1
  3879. I imagine it took them about 20 minutes to get moving...
    1
  3880. using copper and aluminum wires is a form of color coding. those old cloth wires had a tendency to fade and can be kinda hard to tell apart sometimes. if I'm not mistaken copper = red = hot
    1
  3881. nuclear power was supposed to provide clean energy so cheap they'd be giving it away...
    1
  3882. meanwhile in canada they're just playing hockey with spare chopper parts...
    1
  3883. if the metal is hidden why can't he just treat the leather?
    1
  3884. well if someone can say that a bet is the largest in nevadas history then one can assume that they have access to such statistics... I imagine the government has that information as well, they tend to get annoyed when people don't pay taxes.
    1
  3885. I'm also wondering...
    1
  3886. they can send em my way... my garden would thank them.
    1
  3887. what is this? texas? back in my day they'd run the buses in any weather! if you went off the road they'd just call another bus!
    1
  3888. YEA TOAST!!
    1
  3889. people: literally dying from covid adam: I NEED ONE OF THOSE MASKS FOR MY COSTUME COLLECTION!!
    1
  3890. and what do those cost? like 5 bucks each? also just get normal tape and a sharpie, save yourself $28.
    1
  3891. man... I really hate when you do a clickbait title... you really know it's bad when you need a disclaimer though... I guess you're playing it safe and not mentioning the real big players you can find, but you could at least mention st. johns wort. even mint and hot peppers are medicinal.
    1
  3892. I'm still convinced that scientific progress depends on us fully figuring out the effects of radiation and being able to treat it's damage. if radiation wasn't an issue we could make use of a much wider range of technology and make things like space travel less complicated without the need for heavy shielding.
    1
  3893. incident? it's at least a situation... idk about crisis though.
    1
  3894. russia: we have bigger bomb. analysts: we doubt it... russia: boom.
    1
  3895. now I'm wondering what he does on haloween...
    1
  3896. hank?!
    1
  3897. not really a new scam... they were doing this sort of thing with truck drivers years ago... they just live in the trucks and no one's the wiser.
    1
  3898. simon only looks bald, his hair is just based in panama.
    1
  3899.  @granniesmith7904  that's what it sounded like... it wasn't really clear on the details.
    1
  3900. well played. you have won the favor of the internet.
    1
  3901. I haven't seen that movie... I bet it was asian. the real question is how have you not seen star wars but have seen some obscure asian movie about a math award?
    1
  3902. maybe cuz literally anyone can assemble a sandwich...
    1
  3903. kinda ironic they created all these BS laws to control people and they're not being used to control them....
    1
  3904. um... isn't that a thermal camera?
    1
  3905.  @ishmaelm1932  typical hoser, eh.
    1
  3906. what? steam displaces oxygen? so why don't I die when I take a shower? seems more likely the water quickly turning to steam displaces the burning fumes being released by the hot fuel source...
    1
  3907. but steam is hot?
    1
  3908. seems it couldn't make mega projects either...
    1
  3909. still space virgins...
    1
  3910. know how I know they're dead? youtube started censoring comments. now suddenly they start putting out these stories about how hopeless it actually is and start throwing blame.
    1
  3911. omg ya, I'd love to have a little jamie hyneman to abuse like you did.
    1
  3912. no1 is going to buy an anas...
    1
  3913. it's called pineapple because it looks like a pinecone and apples are delicious... and no english speaking person is going to buy a fruit that sounds like anus. end of story.
    1
  3914. I was hoping you'd mention wormholes... though only in passing.
    1
  3915. lol... people are so stupid.
    1
  3916. it was only funny the first time...
    1
  3917. everything is a crisis constantly now, jay... everything.
    1
  3918. should do a video about EM fields... it can be fun to just wander around the house with an out of tune radio and pick up what's putting off massive fields of radiation... especially things like monitors and air contitioners. also amend it with a definition of radiation.
    1
  3919. you can't ffs... it doesn't even make sense. it ferments in the bottle while it sits and producers have no control over how long it sits... if it doesn't it's not live culture and just kombucha flavored soda.
    1
  3920. for appearances sake?
    1
  3921. joe air.
    1
  3922. allegedly!!
    1
  3923. wtf nejiiir...
    1
  3924. so... powerade isn't pure power juice?
    1
  3925. you can't take off that steeply anyways... if the tail hit the ground that plane wouldn't have lifted off on a normal run.
    1
  3926. about as much as you can be addicted to youtube.
    1
  3927. just another BS social media platform...
    1
  3928. why even have a fire department if they can't respond to emergencies? just roll it into the police department and make the cops do it all.
    1
  3929. bugs are weird like that...
    1
  3930.  @junamboqcg2369  really we need a series of these symbols arranged in a specific pattern to represent an idea.
    1
  3931.  @Xanthelei  the only letters I can think of that represent ideas are "A" meaning a singular or something "I" meaning ones self. any others such as "u", "x". etc are all abbreviations given meaning withing specific social and cultural circles and not officially part of the language. as opposed to some forms of chinese for example where a single character can represent something (as far as I know, I don't speak chinese #disclaimer).
    1
  3932. rocket trucks are just so awesome.
    1
  3933.  @azzurriblue65  so move there if it's so much better...
    1
  3934. hope they don't want a glass of juice with it...
    1
  3935. if it wasn't them why are they covering it up? moreso if it was america don't you think they'd be telling everyone that?
    1
  3936. OWO!! IS NOT POSSIBLY MY DICK SO BIG!!!
    1
  3937. fuckin nazitube!!
    1
  3938. I was looking for someone saying something about it :P
    1
  3939. maybe their declining sales numbers have something to do with the car changing from an affordable car for young people to an expensive toy...
    1
  3940.  @samroma837  it looked to me like it just went straight through the balloon and popped it lol I wouldn't even think a balloon would be enough to lock on to with a missile. not like there's a hot engine.
    1
  3941. totally lied about having a grenade tho...
    1
  3942. #guyrobot
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  3943. never seen a tesco in canada either... also where do I get a giant pair of scissors?
    1
  3944. sure, borrow the money to buy that fancy new thing you don't need so you're still paying for it when the next new thing comes out. don't save the money to buy it... and never be able to save money ever again since you're too busy paying your debts.
    1
  3945. well she obvious has no idea what shes talking about... there are still tribes that run down game.
    1
  3946. I'd guess they use animals in these proverbs so people will analyze their actions more critically and have an inherent sense of superiority to think that they can easily do better than some animal... if it was another human doing it it would more justify the action as a thing that others do so it's fine. the joke is probably some sort of double meaning thing tho...
    1
  3947. what? murder motivated my large amounts of money? I for one did not see this coming.
    1
  3948. I've always been against those dumb paper straws... they don't work. and I'm still wondering how a sea turtle manages to inhale a hollow tube?!
    1
  3949. this would be a lot less worrying if people know how it worked...
    1
  3950.  @RMONEY2555  you wouldn't, but the locals swim naked... there's like a single case ever of someone getting their balls bitten off so now everyone mentions it to be edgy :P
    1
  3951. lmfao what a dumbass plan.
    1
  3952. you got to hold a sample that someone sat on...
    1
  3953. that's pretty neat. not really viable yet it seems. hopefully one day.
    1
  3954. still can't believe colman makes a minibike... lol
    1
  3955.  @TheGiftRF  lack of regulations allowing for it is the problem.
    1
  3956. what about the society grief that causes everyone not to care about the future because society is so obviously going to shit where people are so stupid and brainwashed that "eco anxiety" is a thing?
    1
  3957. so... it's a virus?
    1
  3958. why do your flowers contain lead?! that's the real problem here >.> putting flowers in the water is not a problem, they're biodegradable. now instead of sequestering the carbon on the bottom of the river you're turning it all back into CO2... this is what happens when stupid people try to "fix" non-issues... good job karen.
    1
  3959. maybe spaceship will have them...
    1
  3960. up next on technology connections: how you can reduce your power bill by hooking a bicycle up to a generator
    1
  3961. is this guy for real? they can't perfectly estimate the exact point your food will spoil for so many reason... largest of which is they have absolutely 0 control of how that food is handled or stored after it's packaged.
    1
  3962. why can't microsoft just continue to be microsoft? if I wanted a mac I'd buy a fuckin mac. I don't want a little crapbook that can only browse the web and save all my info to the cloud. the cloud can fuck off.
    1
  3963. the earth only looks round because your eyes are round... if your eyes were flat it would look flat. also things that look flat are actually round.
    1
  3964. neither does quantum mechanics or a 2-4dimensional universe...
    1
  3965. J as in "jalapeno" K as in "knife"
    1
  3966. I cringe watching him use a lathe... he gets his hands all up right next to that enormous chuck and sometimes is even looking in another direction. if he never loses a finger or hand it'll be amazing.
    1
  3967. but pixy stix aren't generally stapled shut... seems like it would be obvious something isn't right there.
    1
  3968. almost like everything they taught you in school was BS...
    1
  3969. "I use this rack every day... thanks past me!"
    1
  3970. guess that's why ontario's premier is on the opposing party...
    1
  3971. I didn't even know we had that many guns in canada...
    1
  3972. landings tend to be low... generally to the point where they touch the ground.
    1
  3973. "she waited where the railroad told her" so the railroad is at fault for not securing the scale in the designated waiting area... negligence leading to injury. most of the whodoneit isn't really important.
    1
  3974. but if they just keep the lamps in the lobby someone could theoretically go there and record the lamps themself and crack their cryptography...
    1
  3975. just look at the ingredients?
    1
  3976. this could not be any more 80's if it tried... you want to show a zoomer what the 80's was... it was this.
    1
  3977. stories about people fighting over little islands are great :P
    1
  3978. doesn't a tube also have similar drag but would also generate more lift? the explanation "this is the most aerodynamic shape" seems kinda dumb tbh. more like "it's the most aerodynamic shape that can carry a large payload inside"... so basically just another mid-step to the ICBM.
    1
  3979. "if I didn't have arms... it would be really hard to get off." -adam savage
    1
  3980. "generate a right facing asian male with neutral expression" AI generates half as many images as other requests confirming that all asians look the same.
    1
  3981. "those construction hats"
    1
  3982. probably can't sell it in europe cuz it's not technically a cereal...
    1
  3983. what's with these idiots promoting crypto?
    1
  3984. ataturk! good boy!
    1
  3985. they're literally telling you it's nonsense... idk what people think the word "net" means... like they think they're putting some sort of net over the smokestacks to catch the carbon or some nonsense...
    1
  3986. does oi have any relation to qi?
    1
  3987.  @aleksandersuur9475  it would be faster to sort them by capacity. they still have to look through all the "ebay HDD" to find the type ordered... there seems to be no other metric they're being sorted by other than "for ebay"
    1
  3988. probably would have been an obvious solution to add more expansion chambers at the time, they had like 3 chamber steam engines :P
    1
  3989. being eccentric... good for you.
    1
  3990. as a private collector of movie proprs...
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  3991. did adam work on pacific rim or did he just buy a kaiju lice?
    1
  3992. in hindsight how stupid do you feel about neglecting to consider the drag caused by a motorcycle wheel hanging off the side of a boat? I'm going through my library of mythbusters for the 100000th time and am amazed at your being surprised that a motorcycle wheel hung off one side might compromise the stability of a speedboat traveling at 80 MPH... "don't try this at home! we're clueless!"
    1
  3993. really? it's amazing that people are making videos accessable to blind people? maybe just make a podcast...
    1
  3994. "we put Ian on a random bus in france... and this happened."
    1
  3995. probably shouldn't eat 25 brownies to begin with...
    1
  3996. wtf? why you promoting child labor?!
    1
  3997. simon: buy my hair good or die!! also simon: just kidding... you can't buy it if you're dead!!
    1
  3998.  @alec4672  lol ok, if you're an 8 year old with a marker and a map australia wins maybe...
    1
  3999. calling monty python a historic movie is kinda a stretch...
    1
  4000.  @jordanhicks5131  set in a time of knights, kings, ogres, wizards, and bobby cops?
    1
  4001.  @jordanhicks5131  don't recall a 60's riot squad in king arthur tho :P
    1
  4002. if you microwave bacon you deserve to have your house burn down...
    1
  4003. or maybe just because some material is used in something that's really expensive it doesn't mean that material is worth a lot...
    1
  4004. I'm sure tons of sports fans watch fact videos about bicycles and the british empire :P
    1
  4005. without internal flow channels you'd want the inlet and output on opposite sides and ends of the chamber to optimize coverage of the coolant...
    1
  4006. without the rats there's no story... it's just "omg someone took the children!".
    1
  4007. "fine. you don't have to shoot him... but can you come to his execution and cut a string?"
    1
  4008. listen to 5min promotion, transition to ad... fail!
    1
  4009. but... I can see roots and sticks in there too?
    1
  4010. lol... every time something like this happens they want to call in an attack helicopter... why don't they just go back to the armory, get a bazooka and blow a track off?
    1
  4011. heh, one of my highschool shop teachers had a vintage one of these. sometimes just out of nowhere you'd hear "AOOOGA!!!" :P his was about 8" around though and therefore the pitch was slightly lower. yours is just a little sharp.  they also had piston rings out of a ship that were like 2' around, a small engine with a section cut out of the casing, and a bunch of other interesting mechanical things. great class.
    1
  4012. the nukes still work, but they traded all the rocket fuel to north korea for artillery shells :P
    1
  4013. they also use a chain stitch to close bags of animal feed so they can be easily opened...
    1
  4014. went to the bevvy but the bevvy was dry...
    1
  4015. heh... that's kinda neat.
    1
  4016. those lyrics make no sense...
    1
  4017. this was so ridiculous it should have happened in canada... cept we don't half-ass things at the risk of others.
    1
  4018. thought "airplane mode" just put the phone on vibrate so it doesn't bother anyone lol
    1
  4019. LMAO!!!!! A VPN WILL PROTECT ME FROM DDOS?!? you're a fool.
    1
  4020. stepping into the piss...
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  4021. the barn is ur thumbnail is the wrong shade of red...
    1
  4022. things like talking about the early 20th century? :P
    1
  4023. why would I pay thousands of dollars so my new jeans feel like a pair from the thrift store?
    1
  4024. avacados cause the same problems in other areas...
    1
  4025. was there ever a time that there wasn't conflict in the middle east?
    1
  4026. you and everyone else in in the world who chooses not to eat meat are making absolutely 0 impact on anything; the meat industry continues to expand every year... you just miss out on bacon.
    1
  4027. what? so they're just keeping these people locked up on a ship and taking them off as they get sick? might as well just treat them all as infected, they will be.
    1
  4028. longer lasting? isn't the oldest light bulb that's been lit for like 100 years a carbon filament? wait what? the sodium tube is made from space windows?
    1
  4029. "VE VER INVITED!! PUNCH VAS SERVED!!"
    1
  4030. soo... why not compost the stalks? edit: oh I see... because it's more work. so buy a damn woodchipper for like $300 and it's still like 1/30th the price of that fiberizer thing
    1
  4031. the strength of the web doesn't really matter, his arms would be pulled from their sockets... provided he could hold on. last I checked spiderman didn't possess superhuman durability, he gets cut all the time.
    1
  4032. brings me joy to watch adam in season 1 of mythbusters... til it makes me realize how old I am. still funny to watch adam get his tongue periced tho
    1
  4033. I keep saying people need to stop taking everything trump says so seriously...
    1
  4034. it's just the mechanism engaging... idk why this is a question. and get outta here with your enormous european plugs.
    1
  4035. you couldn't fall from the top of the burj khalifa to the bottom anyways, it's basically tapered.
    1
  4036. no the dimple thing wouldn't help... that applies to objects moving through air not air moving through objects. the dimples reduce the low pressure area behind the object reducing drag... the concept doesn't even work there.
    1
  4037. did whorf speak klingon?
    1
  4038. jar jar binks. what's wrong with jarjar? why do you all enjoy kids being inducted into a cult so much?
    1
  4039. so what? it was always americas deal... everyone else was there to support the americans.
    1
  4040. so... when are they going to be arrested? but they aren't because corporate crime is never punished...
    1
  4041. BOO CENSORSHIP!!! SHILLS!!
    1
  4042. first off... who cares about sharp edges? are you reaching into cans of soup to grab out some sort of prize? I've never had an issue. nor with the lip other than on pull-tab cans which isn't a can opener so not really a point. I always found these type of can openers silly. they offer no significant advantage over traditional can openers while being more complicated, harder to clean and any I've seen use a lot more plastic in their construction so less durable.
    1
  4043. that's what happens when you take science lessons from the simpsons...
    1
  4044. I also like the simple and straight-forward interface.
    1
  4045.  @JorgTheElder  quit spreading BS yourself. literally everything you can read about cast iron says DO NOT USE THEM FOR ACIDIC SAUCES!
    1
  4046.  @ploppyjr2373  it might... lol
    1
  4047. long ago in a galaxy far far away before porn existed..."I'm going to ride through the streets naked, please don't look."
    1
  4048. around here you still drive with high-beams unless you see someone coming... and then they usually don't care and blind you lol.
    1
  4049. well the type ball seems to be spring loaded to return to a defined starting position after each character, so it's not like it needs to actually track it's position or anything... it's just like a table of rotation values and probably a stepper motor.
    1
  4050. ofc russia charges a lot of money to fly over, they have to tell all of the missile stations in the middle of nowhere not to shoot you down.
    1
  4051. "left the bomb dangling just FEET off the ground" so what? it's not like they have contact fuses lol... if it was going to blow it would have done so like half a mile higher up >.>
    1
  4052. but why does cilantro smell like a pool?
    1
  4053. cuz people are stupid...
    1
  4054. moonshine + drag racing = crash who'd have thought.
    1
  4055. if you use the energy from the sun to generate power does it heat the earth less? O.o
    1
  4056. tell me simon, when exactly does it count for it to get "hardcore"?
    1
  4057. so what? we can't say "just nuke them all" or it would be hate speech... so I guess just let them do it. the world has the means to end this but allows it to happen.
    1
  4058. wow, these robots are getting super realistic.
    1
  4059. maybe that little cartoon those animators made kinda lend some credit to the theories about hidden sex messages in old disney films?
    1
  4060. this is sooo fucking pedantic.... omg. I so want to just put it together myself without laying anything out... adam literally knows every step of this process and has been playing it over in his head for months. just do it already!!!!
    1
  4061. those things are still creepy.
    1
  4062. but... the alcohol would condense into the jars?
    1
  4063.  @77patte  maybe the first few, but it's going to be a loss overall.
    1
  4064. and here I thought this was going to be morbid... but it's this.
    1
  4065.  @funtourhawk  there are legal fireworks here that cost like $100 a piece lol... I've seen people grab like 3 of em.
    1
  4066. though they also tested conventional munitions there I believe?
    1
  4067. I mean supermarkets don't do it... they come that way.
    1
  4068. someone else recorded the video...
    1
  4069.  @ANPC-pi9vu  if they only had a mustache like the fire chief...
    1
  4070. so you're saying porsches are expensive because having a cheap car that everyone can afford is a nazi concept?
    1
  4071. that's basically what I'm eating now... I'll pass on the 50 grain toast tho.
    1
  4072. they died with american land yachts :P
    1
  4073. omg, the asian video was epic. too bad you don't show it.
    1
  4074. I mean... if he tarrifs everyone he's essentially just subsidizing america and making americans pay for it...
    1
  4075. must have given the job of installing the door to someone diverse instead of someone who was competent...
    1
  4076. call it steve...
    1
  4077. squarespace sites are bloated and awful.
    1
  4078. OH!! CANADA'S ANTHRAX ISLAND?!?! the anthrax island no1 cares about because it's not an issue.... unlike the fuckin british anthrax island that some drunk in a boat landed on and stole a barrel of anthrax >.> but no!!! it's all about canada!!! where there's never a problem...
    1
  4079. 4:30 sounds like an unpayed internship to me... also another reason to have a minimum threshold for partnership outside of potential abuse is simply because there's a cost associated with not only having someone review the channel, but transfer fees, accounting fees, taxes, and so on to actually transfer someone money and it would end up costing them money to transfer a million people 1-3 cents. it's not really viable not to have a threshold.
    1
  4080. my parents told me not to have the lights on because it was distracting... that was good enough....
    1
  4081. hallucinations are generated by the brain in the brain, they can't draw on information that doesn't exist. blind people don't see anything if there's no prior information of sight and it makes sense that color blind people wont see colors they've never seen. interesting topic tho.
    1
  4082. why are they still collecting taxes while giving everyone money? cuz the government is stupid.
    1
  4083. now tell everyone why the housing is made of plates...
    1
  4084. oh, so american can over-charge people for drugs that actually save lives... but when someone is over-charging america for fat pills they're "under siege"!!
    1
  4085. right, mistake... because US bombers have lights on them.
    1
  4086. the craziest part of this is how these nuts think that policy changes on the tiny island of britain will have any effect on the climate...
    1
  4087. I didn't nuke space...
    1
  4088.  @elenaderoet4926  must have been one of those hallucinations...
    1
  4089.  @yeetghostrat  there are assisted living facilities for the severely disabled, but no "mental hospitals"... that's like calling a retirement home an "old hospital".
    1
  4090.  @yeetghostrat  maybe where you are...
    1
  4091.  @yeetghostrat  it not though... like how most of the developed world has public healthcare...
    1
  4092.  @yeetghostrat  more or less that's how it works, ya. you can say "I want to kill every living person I see but have no plans to do so" and they'll do nothing at all... otherwise that's a threat and you'd be arrested. there's no "mental hospital" even if you plead insanity, you just go to jail.
    1
  4093.  @unhealthyhomeostasis  that's the real reason to get a diagnosis... benefits.
    1
  4094.  @unhealthyhomeostasis  that's not even a thing in my country... so I guess this whole line of discussion is just based on america and america still has nut houses and america sucks because you die if you can't afford to pay the medical bill... idk what else to say to that other than america sucks lol.
    1
  4095. I'll stick with my radioactive smoke detector and mercury tilt switch themostat thanks.
    1
  4096. need to do a video to remind people how the nazis slowly convinced people they were acting for the greater good while violating peoples freedoms.... it seems like people have forgotten that history.
    1
  4097. what?! this guys name is zucchini?
    1
  4098. in russia smaller tank pop out of larger tank...
    1
  4099. they probably meant it was one guy working each individual return, not one guy in the whole company doing them all.
    1
  4100. wow, I thought you just got out smacked it with a wrench a bit...
    1
  4101. why simon is the reason bald guys are associated with fact channels...
    1
  4102. probably cuz no1 wants a nuclear power plant in their back yard and all of britain is someones back yard...
    1
  4103. literally the only place I've ever seen those red rags was my highschool shop class... and they were so old all of the things your saying are issued were no longer issues... the lint and most of the dye was long gone.
    1
  4104. ya, a whisk would prolly help... give em a good smack.
    1
  4105. if you need to build a new PC every time something new comes out you're probably pretty bad at building PCs...
    1
  4106. people need you to bust stupid startups... we have enough butthurt kids making videos about people who have offended them. TL;DR I don't fucking care about your drama. it means less to me than how little you try to make people think it means to you... yet you keep making these mad videos so it obviously bothers you a lot.
    1
  4107. because it's stupid... like musknet. dude should stick to making funny looking trucks and not flamethrowers.
    1
  4108. my tunnels faster.
    1
  4109. meh, I add the salt after the water comes to a boil because of the supposed lower boiling point so I'm sure the water is sufficiently hot. even if it doesn't lower the boiling point it makes it look like it is and I use my eyes to judge when water is boiling. edit: and I don't add it sooner because it's easier to dissolve things in hot water...
    1
  4110. except I have a fan that goes 0,1,2,3... so obviously the can be made that way... for no other reason than to confuse me.
    1
  4111. you give cookbooks to people who can't cook... to subtly tell them they need to get better at it lol. sounds like you're exaggerating your wife's cooking.
    1
  4112. malls closed in the 50s too... just no one bothered to film them empty.
    1
  4113. all being contingent on your being aknowleged with money...
    1
  4114. simon... your shirt is splitting open again... I can see you aren't wearing pants.
    1
  4115.  @shahrukhtikotikar7551  this is why people don't like muslums...
    1
  4116. because it's near the end of the alphabet like the answer of a math problem. it couldn't be y because that looks too much like 4 and couldn't be z because that looks too much like 5.
    1
  4117. idk how the heck they can see in the cockpit of a jet from another jet at 34000 feet...
    1
  4118.  @speedbird9313  because that's the only metric I knew specifically... but I imagine if they were flying in jets that high up they probably had some distance between them, not to mention 2 windows and probably a helmet visor.
    1
  4119. I never misunderstood this... quantum states are illogical and I agree with einstein. science isn't guesswork.
    1
  4120. would you want another bird in your bush?
    1
  4121. disney has been going downhill since they lost walt... they were just so epic then it took this long for them to hit bottom.
    1
  4122. ofc not, everyone will just vote conservative again and complain when they mess it up.
    1
  4123. I can't see anyone with a gun? I see a massive blurry blob floating around?
    1
  4124. it always takes people another decade or so to figure things out after I do...
    1
  4125. that'd be pretty neat to ride around on if it worked better.
    1
  4126. "DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT!! use your penis...
    1
  4127. I mean that's good... but you gotta wonder what kinda situation had like 10 guys in some sort of holding area they could apparently break out of without enormous effort being guarded by one guy half-asleep in a char? might as well not even have a holding area and just let them stand around...
    1
  4128. lets be real, she said mike litoris.
    1
  4129. wont the surfaces develop more slop over time? maybe you don't want them to be too loose from the start.
    1
  4130. isn't that your wife?
    1
  4131. canadian officials say they can't just do that... for some reason...
    1
  4132. so... that means while filming mythbusters they kept a bin full of broken cameras? I can only imagine that was jamies idea... he was going to eat them later.
    1
  4133. sooo... what was the upside? this has no practical use and the potential to cause unimaginable harm.
    1
  4134. wow! someone had a little too much tim horton's, eh?
    1
  4135.  druski888  because they're not... livestock is bred and kept for that specific purpose... if they weren't they simply wouldn't have existed in the first place. no one wants 1000000000 pet cows... so I guess you support cow genocide.
    1
  4136. the thought thing is kinda real... it's nowhere near that level though. last I checked they can't reliably identify specific thoughts, just that there's brain activity... by that standard force fields, levitation, and invisibility are real.
    1
  4137. I love how people describe aliens exactly like they're depicted in 60s sci-fi movies... idk why anyone would assume aliens would look anything like that... sure was easier in the 60s to make a human shaped alien tho.
    1
  4138. adam worhol here with the bottle caps :P
    1
  4139. jeeze... someone throws out some pasta in the woods so animals can eat it instead of throwing it in a landfill and everyone loses their mind looking for a problem with it.
    1
  4140. always thought the elf thing was kinda dumb... that was a great elf rant.
    1
  4141. ya... this is the sort of video you'd make... even before watching it I know.
    1
  4142.  @davidwright873  then again, very few survive mummification... I'd think it's much more likely he was placed in the wall after the fact however.
    1
  4143. so it's traditionally made in a dutch oven... which is traditionally made of cast iron... but don't use cast iron? what?
    1
  4144. heh, when I was a kid I wondered why electric primed ammo wasn't a thing... then I got older and realized it was just better not to.
    1
  4145. lol... everyone freaking out about the vaccine and it's not going to work...
    1
  4146. because you would need a human-level AI to be able to identify and adapt to unexpected variables...
    1
  4147. pretty sure explosions can push a body around... but you'd probably be dead if you were close enough.
    1
  4148. wonder if it's coincidence that the TSR2 and the canadian avro arrow were both scrapped around the same time...
    1
  4149. this is old... but lol "quaint my ride"... jeremy and his wingbacks.
    1
  4150. only jamie would have a bin labeled "dolls eyes"
    1
  4151. BECAUSE THEY LIED ABOUT THE NO TEARS!!!
    1
  4152. isn't folding a form of mixing? I just see it as a way to convey the idea that you should carefully combine the ingredients. it makes sense you can whip it in with an electric beater though, it's the same process you used to make the eggs fluffy.... they just continue to use the term "fold" because the french probably... they like to use out-dated terms.
    1
  4153. you really need to be more specific in your differentiation between overt hate like "screaming the N word" and just "being loud"... but I guess you're just fine with them banning people for being "loud and annoying"? >.>
    1
  4154. because that's where the doors are? ...where do the people in wheelchairs sit though?
    1
  4155. well they just about are torquing themselves apart... they pretty much use the frame as a spring to store the starting energy while the wheels catch up. crazy contraptions.
    1
  4156. is it dutch or something?
    1
  4157. "how is it that people who buy and own property are better off than people who throw their money away with nothing to show for it" I wonder... hmmmmm....
    1
  4158. I'd say being able to communicate with people in 100 different languages is infinitely more useful than being able to write an essay in 30...
    1
  4159. good ol days playing GBC huddled around the light in the car or something...
    1
  4160. wtf kinda name is "pinkett" >.>
    1
  4161. no one wants a wompus knee.
    1
  4162. nop, I knew airplanes still had exemptions allowing them to use leaded fuels... kinda like how ships can use heavy fuel oil... pretty much the only ones subjected to any of this greenwashing BS are consumers...
    1
  4163. most jobs require more than one set of skills anyways...
    1
  4164. heh... good times...
    1
  4165. white potatoes? as opposed to what? red potatoes? which also have white flesh... you've gotta try pretty hard to find a potato with flesh that isn't white.
    1
  4166. oh simon... you do carrion...
    1
  4167. it's because the hackers weren't wearing masks.
    1
  4168.  @aecall873  ya, we all went for the cheaper options :/
    1
  4169. wait... so you pay 0.5% interest on loans, but the bank pays for 3% on deposits? so, why not just take out the biggest loan you can and put it in the bank? you'd be making 2.5% on interest...
    1
  4170. um... mutation breeding is generally done with a more mundane radiation source, not a bomb lol.
    1
  4171. think of how old people drink coffee... they go out to the coffee shop and sit down for a cup of coffee and socialize with other old people and such. studies have shown that both getting out and socializing are strongly linked with longer life.
    1
  4172. lol trudeau shadow nipples.
    1
  4173. but why are the outlets behind you upside down?
    1
  4174. you can totally still buy them, they're still used in some places. people who are good with them can supposedly use them about as effectively as a calculator.
    1
  4175. when did this channel turn into just ranting about how you can't find the tech that fits your pedantic needs?
    1
  4176. I'd really like to see some studies looking at the benefits of global warming for a change. you got a couple little islands sinking and like half the world with increased agricultural capacity...
    1
  4177. wouldn't have guessed that "suchen" was "seek"...
    1
  4178. inheritance tax might change that...
    1
  4179.  @KIWI_DUDE.  sneezy Mc sneezeface
    1
  4180. I don't even remember hearing about this... guess it was obviously not terrorists so it didn't make international news.
    1
  4181. going to laugh soooo hard when this bitcoin bubble finally bursts... it's so big because it can be used by terrorists.
    1
  4182. I could ask a billion questions... but I'm not paying to do it so Adam doesn't care...
    1
  4183. that intro is just too much for this channel... you would need like... a lot more muscle shirts and such...
    1
  4184. another advantage is that you don't need to train a sniper.
    1
  4185. what? titanium dioxide is just white color... it's what makes your toothpaste white ffs... it's fine.
    1
  4186. hire shia labeouf to yell "DON'T DO IT!" at you.
    1
  4187. 1:40 don't mess with chris and nicks tape.
    1
  4188. lettuce in soup seems like it'd just fall apart.
    1
  4189. or they could have got a few guys, a few bags of cement, and a box of beer and poured a heli-pad so people weren't dying waiting for a boat like it's the 1600s or something...
    1
  4190. can you imagine trying to download an MP3 on mars?
    1
  4191. call me bby!
    1
  4192. lol what? the monty hall problem isn't a new concept...
    1
  4193. where's mike?
    1
  4194. the first gas station in history... not having what you actually need.
    1
  4195. pff, just shove the blank in the tip of the stick backwards and hit something with it!
    1
  4196. wait what? they have to lock up the fugu guts? now I want to know more about these super strict fugu disposal regulations...
    1
  4197. why don't these people just live in giant rugs?
    1
  4198. hope the political leaders will do what's right? has this person checked history lately?
    1
  4199. I love how all of the comments will be in support of whatever this opinion is because we live in a world where disagreeing with someone is racist or hate speech or w.e... but hey, at least the minority of the population feels un-hated... except they don't so really it's just another form of hate... "we hate that you hate that". bunch of hypocrite nonsense. don't hurt each other over it tho...
    1
  4200. not saying he had bipolar, but it was aliens.
    1
  4201. russa would say 1.
    1
  4202. has inflation really almost doubled the cost of things in the past 20 years? wow...
    1
  4203. my dad just used to spray our german shepard down with the garden hose...
    1
  4204. I could do a gradient on a new layer in photoshop when I was a kid... didn't need to pay anyone to tell me how... wasn't hard.
    1
  4205. shark repellent spray...
    1
  4206. well you don't need a VPN to look up info on ships... what other sort of messed up stuff are you looking at?
    1
  4207. I don't even know what people are saying anymore... all I know is I'm tired of some people having an issue with everyone else's opinions to feel more secure in their own... it's just socially acceptable bullying.
    1
  4208. that's not a flamethrower, it's an open flame... have you ever seen a flamethrower? the flames don't go out when they hit you.
    1
  4209. then you hear them screaming in the other room, likely being beaten.
    1
  4210. almost like everyone knows you can't secure their jobs...
    1
  4211. make sure you wash your beaver 4 times a day.
    1
  4212. so I shouldn't put goldfish in the soles of my platform shoes?
    1
  4213. what's with the weird bass backtrack?
    1
  4214. maybe it should! murica!! trump!!! that mexican guy!!
    1
  4215. lol... beard blaze... legend. it's totally not just a bottle of canola oil... allegedly.
    1
  4216. someone should figure out just how stupidly little these soggy paper straws they have now help the environment...
    1
  4217. except it looks like they're using a socket and extension as a spindle to do that spinning trick so probably ruining it's tempering...
    1
  4218. umm... don't think you can poach a tree... unless you mean boiling it.
    1
  4219. I've never had mold grow on my brines... only on thicker fermented sauces after sitting in the fridge for like 6+ months and even then usually only on the sides of the jar where condensation can dilute the brine..
    1
  4220. wait wait? rasins used to have pits?
    1
  4221. a volunteer giving him money for a cab affiliated with the games is kinda a stretch from the title...
    1
  4222. and they're all disgusting.
    1
  4223. can people who have been knighted be forced to fight for the queen?
    1
  4224. probably because they say carnival on them...
    1
  4225. idk where people have time for emotions while building something... maybe a second or two to stand back and take in the project as a whole where you decide where you want to take it from there... it's not finished until it's finished.
    1
  4226. lol... city girl can't even walk through a greenhouse without hurting herself. >.>
    1
  4227. there are interviews with ed from years ago where he mentions having this pepper around waiting to release it... kinda not new news.
    1
  4228. asroooo!
    1
  4229. no simon's exploding shirt, no bonus facts... pff.
    1
  4230. og the multiple possible ways it could work I'm not actually sure which one is used TBH! I'm just repeatedly amazed by the mechanical solutions people came up with before they just programmed a computer to do it...
    1
  4231. doesn't ukraine get it's equipment from russia? almost like russia remembers how many SAMs they sold them...
    1
  4232. so you're telling me people are upset and on edge about being forced to do things? wonder what might have caused that...
    1
  4233. "weird gut feeling that something wasn't normal" so he admits to abusing people with mental illnesses... what a scumbag.
    1
  4234. gawd, this guy is like some kinda argument nazi... maybe even the argument hitler!
    1
  4235. "follow me" [house rustling]
    1
  4236. how are they gonna fuel a natural gas power plant with CO2?
    1
  4237. ur tellin me more people have asked about that random can than your hats? cmon man... people have youtube channels devoted to eating that crap.
    1
  4238. crazy they have better medical technology at a prison in al salvador than at the hospitals here...
    1
  4239. so the problem is people plug too much shit into extension cords? they've been telling people not to do that for years... but you could plug like 10 25w lightbulbs into that and it'd be fine if you had 10 tiny lamps... so don't be stupid stupid! edit: besides there's nothing at all stopping people from daisy-chaining extension cords... so there's no point in trying to make extension cords with thicker wire.
    1
  4240. maybe they built a fleet of boats in the middle of nowhere as a religious thing... or maybe they built the boats there then moved them to the water and all the food and drink was for the massive workforce needed to built that many boats and move them...
    1
  4241. so it's a turbine powered propeller...
    1
  4242. I love how while doing that ad you cut to yourself standing in front of 3 different cars for no reason...
    1
  4243. "allegedly."
    1
  4244. I wouldn't be overly surprised if this was a russian plot to get everyone to file their taxes electronically so they can then hack the database...
    1
  4245. except when a rock moves without his knowledge... then look out!
    1
  4246. so what's the difference between dishwasher detergent and laundry detergent?
    1
  4247. what are you talking about? we export tonns of oil.... america gets like over 10% of their oil from canada, they just bitch and complain it costs too much and they can get it cheeper by invading the middle east >.> go do some fucking research.
    1
  4248. "if you're a fan of my channels you might be interested in the documentery about naz... I mean world war 2."
    1
  4249. what?! that's conservatives for ya...
    1
  4250. imagine an age where people published pamphlets to persuade others of their ideas...
    1
  4251. 4:16 those are radishes...
    1
  4252. even the politicians can't take this seriously and not try to wrangle extra power for themselves... at least the news isn't going around shoving their microphone in everyone's face now...
    1
  4253. yaaa... it's probably for the best we waited another 40 years. and "not" isn't a numerical value darnit!
    1
  4254. bunch of failure gatekeeping...
    1
  4255.  @jonathanekat3852  maybe.
    1
  4256. https://www.youtube.com/c/ForgottenWeapons you're welcome.
    1
  4257.  @animaanimus8011  ya, it was pretty simple.
    1
  4258. did he say dutch angle?
    1
  4259. the troubled rocket child... given all the rocket related accidents over the years, it seems likely if the cold war had ever turned hot at least one those ICBMs would have just blown up upon launch...
    1
  4260. IIIIIIIINNNNNDDDYYYY!!!!?!??!1
    1
  4261. wtf is that vaguely dildo shaped object on the table beside him?
    1
  4262. good video but it seemed out of place, might have fit in better on the biographics channel.
    1
  4263. it's better for society to destroy the environment than to use that illegal immoral fuel. the terrorists would win...
    1
  4264. lol don't tell people they can just remove the screws from door closers with an alan wrench and ruin them...
    1
  4265. so what happened with him?
    1
  4266. cost-co.
    1
  4267. neither one of them should be trusted...
    1
  4268. how is it clearly a threat to life or safety? it's not blocking the road.
    1
  4269. oh god... a big bank of lithium cells in a mine... that's a great idea...
    1
  4270. isn't a regular every day chess set 3 dimensional? lol.
    1
  4271. demand? the same thing that drives any market? also taxes on things like tobacco and alcohol are supposed to be to offset the cost to the healthcare system in countries with government healthcare... the government doesn't care if you kill yourself, just what it costs them.
    1
  4272. ya maybe... tin and copper forms different alloys depending on that ratios and it would probably be pretty easy to gatekeep that knowledge... it also has different acoustic properties depending on the ratios, so one could probably hang up the brass sticks and tap them to find counterfeits.
    1
  4273. environmental racism is totally a thing... I'm getting kinda tired of being blamed for asia's pollution because I'm supposedly privileged. >.>
    1
  4274. "ALL REFRIGERATOR REPAIRMEN HATE IT!"
    1
  4275.  @BobaPhettamine  it would if me or you were in possession of it when the wheels happen to disappear...
    1
  4276. islands aren't meaningless... they extend the nations economic zone. whoever owns those little islands also owns the rights to everything for hundreds of miles around them. likewise whoever controls hans island controls that stright which is likely to become a huge shipping lane in the coming decades... so ya, it got important, that's why they settled it... not to mention russia is always eyeing the northern seas.
    1
  4277. the rest of the world: I hope I don't get corona virus. NFL: I hope I don't get stuck in the snow.
    1
  4278. cam shafts don't accept user input.
    1
  4279. youtubers and streamers are the crypto of the entertainment word... they just came along and everyone decided they were great and so they're popular... but there's nothing really backing it up and it could(and probably will) all come crashing down at any moment.
    1
  4280. guess someone finally told trump the difference between a jail and a prison lol...
    1
  4281. looks like Mc donalds suppliers are perfectly happy to continue selling them product...
    1
  4282. or the other obvious downside... that you can't travel to anywhere that doesn't have a landing site already built... kinda defeats the purpose of a starship.
    1
  4283.  @jamesminett9717  I guess no one is coming back :P
    1
  4284. lotta repeats lately...
    1
  4285. at what point does this explain why russian missiles are hitting toilets?!
    1
  4286.  @dinsel9691  w.e m8, learn to spell "you".
    1
  4287. oh good! they only use it in extreme cases... like when someone is doing drugs.
    1
  4288. idk what either of these brits are sayin...
    1
  4289. this is arbitrary lmao
    1
  4290. never seen them... w.e it in that tube it's probably flammable and I don't want it broken and spilled on the floor...
    1
  4291. what now?
    1
  4292. alfred gumme.
    1
  4293. or... or... instead of a mass killing they just separated the funeral from the burial and the few people who actually did know just made up random stories to throw people off... but no, killing everyone at the funeral then killing everyone who killed someone at the funeral is much more interesting.
    1
  4294. finally, I can stop washing my clothes with an elephant flinstones style...
    1
  4295. ya, I never noticed what was in the background in that scene... I remember the scene, but I wasn't looking at the background. I kinda want to see it... but that would involve booting up my backup drive with my high quality pirated movies and such and that's just not appropriate right? no... so I shant.
    1
  4296. wait... what? so you put a picture of the kid in the thumbnail but are blurring it in the video? are you alright?
    1
  4297. stop ruining things for me simon. I can tell you your average pasture doesn't have a barbed wire fence though... the idiot cows would hurt themselves.
    1
  4298. kraft dinner is still the international poor single mans meal of choice...
    1
  4299. I saw this title and just imagined frenchmen jumping out of a plane...
    1
  4300. why not just do what canada does and legally require both on labeling then leave it up to the people which one they want to use in any given situation... it's not that hard. you just build with a 2x4, drink a 750ML bottle of cola (or a liter if you're really thirsty :P), and buy fabric by the meter...
    1
  4301. it's not entirely accurate that baking powder creates all of the CO2 instantly. originally acid/base reactions in cooking did that, and you'd have to keep everything separate until the last second and then throw it all together and throw it in the oven before it stopped reacting (probably why we still mix wet and dry ingredients and then combine them)... but one of the main differences and advantages of baking powder specifically over baking soda is that the base is in a form that delays and prolongs the reaction (as well as containing it's own acid) so you have more time to get things together.
    1
  4302. allegedly.
    1
  4303. they manage :P
    1
  4304. I guess toast tasting better didn't occur to historians...
    1
  4305. need to make a stand against your lazyass cops...
    1
  4306. never get a phone without a replacable battery... the battery always goes first. also if your phone locks up you can't reset it...
    1
  4307. looks like poppy pods on the pillow
    1
  4308. wtf, the box looks like a terry's chocolate orange. are they the same company or did someone rip someone off?
    1
  4309. flying cars just can't logistically be a widespread thing... it would never work out.
    1
  4310. I wouldn't trust any of those gauges to be properly calibrated though...
    1
  4311. know what else would fix the problem? nuking somalia.
    1
  4312. like he said, it's not really a big secret that they don't like each other..
    1
  4313. I said it was only a matter of time before someone bothered to "hack linux"... it's like "mac doesn't get windows viruses" all over again >.>
    1
  4314. how does that break any laws? it's using external energy... it's just recovering some of it to add more forward momentum... that explanation sucks.... "it goes faster because it slows down the wind"? why not just say the fan is blowing backwards producing additional thrust? it doesn't significantly slow down the craft because the wind is magnitudes larger in scale and still going the same speed so unless there's so much drag that it can't move it'll eventually reach the speed of the wind.  I swear scientists are some of the most close-minded people you'll ever come across.
    1
  4315.  @JohnTavastian  pretty sure u got it backwards.
    1
  4316.  @JohnTavastian  he specifically says at like 17:50 it works like a fan.
    1
  4317.  @JohnTavastian  at what point does he say the fan is working like a sail?
    1
  4318. now do a video on making meth... ya know... for educational purposes.
    1
  4319. there are still plenty of people with these "lost crafting skills"... they're working in the trades. maybe if they asked a welder rather than an engineer they would have gotten some better insight.
    1
  4320. typical brits... "were just going to take this back to britain..." "have what back?"
    1
  4321. wot m8?>
    1
  4322. I assume it must have had some sort of propulsion system?
    1
  4323. I've seen you wear woman's hoochie booties.
    1
  4324. WHAT?! they replaced the dwarves?! with what? normal sized people? snow white and the 7 normal people?!
    1
  4325. so... if you're not going to go into details about it and point people at your other channel why not just forgo this pointless video?
    1
  4326. if only 2 is part of the series then it's not a series... maybe the other movies are the series and 2 is the 1off? maybe they're all pretty good... raiders and temple especially.
    1
  4327. "I can light my own farts... and I have."
    1
  4328. you aren't over 50 are you? don't look it...
    1
  4329. going to the moon was a big thing... not everyone has forgotten it was a big thing, even those who weren't around when it happened. elons tricks are a magical thing, but he's still hardly left orbit.
    1
  4330. when you buy a can of dirt with about 75% of the value worth of crap thrown in...
    1
  4331. tom petty, dick herison, and harry potter.
    1
  4332. just joshin?
    1
  4333. they're going to run out of words eventually...
    1
  4334. the government has decided that people have too much knowledge and are too difficult to fool... therefore they're eliminating what they've deemed "general intelligence" courses in favor of a more specialized education focusing on doing what you're told.
    1
  4335. where did all these cathlines come from!?
    1
  4336. 7:08 you know that guy is the fire chief because of his mustache.
    1
  4337. heh... I was just wondering this the other day.
    1
  4338. I'd often wondered why companies would choose to have these departments that seem to make things more difficult for them... it makes more sense now.
    1
  4339. I wouldn't cross an ocean on a hovercraft... what happens if the engines fail? down you go. engines fail on a boat? you just float.
    1
  4340. weird.
    1
  4341. they can send me free shit...
    1
  4342. ofc I'm second class to a media outlet... no1 is sending me things for free.
    1
  4343. this is just silly.
    1
  4344. FINALLY!!! someone talks about the canadians. canadians know how to handle a sticky situation...
    1
  4345. dude was just tired of people making fun of him for having a beer stache...
    1
  4346. $200 off? how expensive is this block of foam they're calling a bed?!
    1
  4347. probably because most of russia is desolate winter wasteland... also this is about the worst visual comparison you can make using the mercator projection since it makes java look smaller and russia look larger...
    1
  4348. "the ancient craft of blowgun making... with a clean cut piece of lumber and a steel rasp."
    1
  4349. no one wants to buy something that breaks it's self...
    1
  4350. if I watch this channel will you buy new shirts?
    1
  4351. "we need to reduce the population by about 0.000001%!!"
    1
  4352. americans just LOVE to highlight over-worked minorities like "if you worked yourself into the ground you could be successful!"
    1
  4353.  @guywholikesbreathing1263  how about we just stop farming ducks and release them all to the wild where most of them will suffer immeasurable amounts of pain and die from disease and predation... but at least we won't be force feeding them.
    1
  4354.  @guywholikesbreathing1263  most of them don't live a life out in the wild... they die as hatchlings.
    1
  4355.  @guywholikesbreathing1263  it's like 2 weeks out of their entire worry free live and it's not even evident that they're suffering. I don't see them going and writhing in pain afterwards, they just walk off... other than the 20 or so seconds that they have something crammed down their throat it doesn't seem too bad... by far not the worst practice in the industry. go look into how they castrate bulls, I'm sure it's not at all painful to have a rubber band strapped around your balls until they fall off... but you're not going to convince most people to outlaw steaks. this is like 90% xenophobia because it's a "weird french thing"
    1
  4356.  @seawitch8227  so I guess we should start going after parents with fat children? or should animals have more rights?
    1
  4357. they're so hard done by losing power for a few hours with a generator >.>
    1
  4358. I've always considered there to be 2 types of "magic" books... collections of magic tricks and collections of science experiments that teach kids science under the guise of magic.
    1
  4359. this is... kinda new I guess? now do it again on megaprojects and sideprojects.
    1
  4360. all these videos on how to sharpen things with complicated methods and you got this guy with his axe and a rusty old file :P
    1
  4361. pretty sad they were even able to use the law to set up this scam...
    1
  4362. there was actually a cleaner you could get for the internal connector on the nes that didn't require taking it apart... it kinda looked like a cartridge with a handle on it.
    1
  4363. NZXT always looked like they cared more about how their product presents it's self than it's actual quality... always heard they were poorly finished with sharp edges and such and they looked poorly constructed and flimsy inside.
    1
  4364. I'm kinda surprised tossing barrels of gunpowder at it did anything at all...
    1
  4365. DEY TERK OUR GAMS!!
    1
  4366. pretty sure I heard at one point that most people don't even have a high enough ceiling to get the anode out of the tank :P
    1
  4367. you'd think the fact that most meat people historically ate in some cultures was salted would suggest that it's not a big deal.
    1
  4368. daaaytoooona~
    1
  4369. things don't become cheap and readily available until there's a market for them to be mass produced though... at one point people probably thought cameras were too expensive and complicated and could never be a commonplace item... same with computers.
    1
  4370. wtf microwave tutorials? you press some buttons and it beeps when it's done lol.
    1
  4371. except then your lovely little car turns into a deadly weapon that you're wielding to harm others... because yay laws.
    1
  4372. I mean, there wasn't really a need to report to the public that? it didn't effect the public at all.
    1
  4373. pretty sure there are still a few phone booths around that are funded by communities or private ventures.
    1
  4374. so vapes aren't considered a "tobacco product"? I wonder where the nicotine comes from then...
    1
  4375. you didn't even know grant. he hasn't even been around doing anything for years. you been stalking grant or something? sucks the guy died, but go watch mythbusters again and it's exactly the same for you... and me... if you personally new grant I'll eat my own ballsack.
    1
  4376. can't be that important if you can't hire someone to talk about it...
    1
  4377. 0:15 ya... I bet she'll have a real rounded position.
    1
  4378. you got some guy rocking the cheech look behind you lol.
    1
  4379. are you talking about a black guy or a dolphin? also who was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
    1
  4380. if there's nothing you can do there's nothing you can do... give yourself some time to process it.
    1
  4381. what do you think the chances are mangosteen will still be the hot thing on tiktok in a decade when those new trees are producing fruit? probably going to regret replacing those mango trees in a few years when no one cares anymore...
    1
  4382. I didn't know pigs had knuckles...
    1
  4383. that's just a giant drone... and it'll never be a thing, just look at those blades spinning around at crotch level :S not to mention air traffic regulations and the requirement of some sort of second license to fly.. and insurance costs would be sky high.
    1
  4384. why isn't a polyglotious maximous?
    1
  4385. so many parts of this reach out to me and are like "NO! YOU CAN NOT BE A PART OF THIS!!!"
    1
  4386. "I don't turn the soil, I shag the shit out of it and flip it around... but only on top!"
    1
  4387. that grinder is silly.
    1
  4388. save our souls... mayday is a compromise with a french term... what about panpan?
    1
  4389.  @GatorScientist  eh, trick question. :P
    1
  4390. china is just ruining everything...
    1
  4391. though I imagine in the moment when you let go of the feeder spring you knew you'd messed up and reactively closed your eyes anyways...
    1
  4392. and poking you with a stick
    1
  4393. he tried something and it didn't work... what's the big deal? vertical landing didn't work the first time either...
    1
  4394. how do you forage for olive oil? just crack open a tree and pour a barrel?
    1
  4395.  @BloodRavenxxx  it's a test... duh.
    1
  4396.  @BloodRavenxxx  you puttin too much thought into this lol
    1
  4397. I thought they were sisters... and some random guy. maybe they're adopted and everyone is just assuming they're a traditional family...
    1
  4398. they're hard as a rock.
    1
  4399. it would pretty much need to be an electrode... idk why else it would need water with sufficient mineral content.
    1
  4400. figured it had to be the dish from goldeneye :P
    1
  4401. you all let this happen... nothing I can do about it...
    1
  4402. what's a pencil?
    1
  4403. what? some dude smacked the detonator on a shell with a chunk of metal and it blew up? darwin award plx?
    1
  4404. 3:40 looks like a pig to me...
    1
  4405. is it called that because you're killing the pasta?
    1
  4406. guess they didn't have much of a warning system for this sort of event...
    1
  4407.  @francismori7  then how'd some old guy get stuck in a shed? :<
    1
  4408. other people mine for those specks....
    1
  4409. am I imagining things or are BMWs like the #1 vehicle involved in crime? it always seems to be a BMW...
    1
  4410. "but my name is trump" "did your momma get your name off a tower too?"
    1
  4411.  @erokchoi  he can be successful lmao... but if you watched a lot of his channels you'd know he repeats a lot of stuff between to buff the numbers and push sponsorships. also the writing on his beard oil isn't even gold >.>
    1
  4412.  @erokchoi  na, I'll just complain about it thanks. that's what comments are for... comments.
    1
  4413.  @erokchoi  simon's beard oil should have gold text...
    1
  4414. RAID SHADOW LEGEND!!!
    1
  4415. she's a biggin.
    1
  4416. I never realized how much simon looks like the executive guy from tropic thunder...
    1
  4417. why? I'm going half blind and I tell you when I do I won't be watching shit.
    1
  4418. nop. not interested in being anywhere near one of those.
    1
  4419. WHERE'S HIS PANTS?!?
    1
  4420. "ignites some chemicals which produce a harmless gas" I mean... yes technically that's what an explosion is... idk why they just couldn't say it explodes...
    1
  4421. what do they need more evidence for tho? are they going to file more charges against the guy that killed himself?
    1
  4422. those small heaters work just fine in pretty much any application... my dad used to heat his basement workshop with one.
    1
  4423. so... how are they mining the fuel? don't think those huge trucks and digging machines are nuclear powered :P
    1
  4424. really? banning drivethrus? lets just ban cars... it'll increase walking by like 100000%.
    1
  4425. I'm not american either but always thought obama was a great president... idk why americans didn't seem to like him when he was in office...
    1
  4426. lol the dolphin isn't teasing the bird, it's trying to catch it. :P
    1
  4427. or tell them about lawnmowers so they don't have to spray pesticides so snakes don't hide in the long grass...
    1
  4428. the bar of what a "perpetual motion machine" is has been risen so high over the centuries they should really differentiate between that and surplus energy devices and allow anything that can stay running without human interaction a "perpetual motion machine" even if it draws from something like heat or gravity to function since those are constant forces and not something one adds...
    1
  4429. putin blyat.
    1
  4430. how can anywhere require you to have a scuba license anyways? are they patrolling the waters arresting people who dive too deep without a license? whens the last time you heard of someone with suba gear being checked for credentials unless they were responsible for someone else or something important?
    1
  4431. that taiwanese kid was probably arrested later...
    1
  4432.  @connorbaz5980  he almost lost a finger in his lathe cleaning it while it was running...
    1
  4433. normalacy?
    1
  4434. wtf were they even drilling for? I assume most of the area is a salt and rock formation... is there oil in the salt? I don't think those things are generally close to each other.
    1
  4435.  @kristyhoward6897  what?
    1
  4436.  @svennoren9047  oic. eww, salty oil.
    1
  4437.  @greywolf7577  I'd tell them to GTFO. also why is your business set up in such a way that you need to be repeatedly entering your vault leaving your store unwatched?
    1
  4438. maybe the kids caused the crash and pissed him off so he killed them... then killed him self from remorse.
    1
  4439. "he was struck by the truck killing him, at which point he died and later died."
    1
  4440. octogranola?
    1
  4441. how have they still not fixed the issue with ram and cooler clearance by now? you'd think they'd have moved the ram slots just a little bit father away or stopped making coolers quite so wide by now...
    1
  4442. who's quote is that?
    1
  4443. do you think all history deserves to be remembered? O.o
    1
  4444. is this video sponsored by UPS? and the letter B?
    1
  4445. don't think there are chips in my light bulbs... they don't connect to google.
    1
  4446. well that was a waste of what I assume was liquid oxygen...
    1
  4447. it's the last place they'd think to look!
    1
  4448. they aren't going to clean that up lmao... there's nothing harmful to the environment there, no reason to pay to clean it up.
    1
  4449. what? christians are using the small penis defence?!
    1
  4450. what? you didn't give tobacco seat belts and air bags and make it safer.
    1
  4451. you mean the queens rifle rounds...
    1
  4452. from what I heard gremlins also explode when rear-ended... so saying the pinto is just as safe as those isn't saying much :P
    1
  4453. I'd call blowing up the cement truck the front page of mythbusters, but I don't think it defines the series. the cement truck didn't really have much of a myth to it, they didn't discover anything... the whole point was just blowing up a cement truck. something like breakstep bridge or exploding gas tank define the series much better IMO. I'd never heard of this "myth" of someone strapping a rocket to their car before mythbusters... I imagine it must be a regional thing... but who hasn't seen a movie where a car explodes?
    1
  4454. hang on, let me google it.
    1
  4455.  @kentillotson2814  lmfao... you're nuts.
    1
  4456. if you were by yourself who was filming?
    1
  4457. now we just need some szechuan sauce...
    1
  4458. kinda like youtubes "clean new look"...
    1
  4459. <<<<!!!!!!
    1
  4460. the thing is when they put the effort into shipping something half way across the world sneaking it past german uboats they really don't want it to break when they get it there.
    1
  4461. sounding penis is also a thing... google it if you don'y believe me.
    1
  4462. "it's kwl. you didn't know, you were asleep." really?
    1
  4463. that's pretty funny how famous people are still nervous to talk to other famous people because they're lower on the "fame hierarchy".
    1
  4464. going to guess because the less time the spend turning the more time they can spend accelerating and the cars are to the point that they can't actually reach their max speed between turns.
    1
  4465. most powdered sugar contains corn starch as an anti-caking agent... it can make it not really ideal for some things like syrups and I guess meringue edit: and you added corn starch to your sauce anyways. could have just used powdered sugar lol
    1
  4466. microsoft tried to be apple and in doing so alienated their user base... now people just use windows because the other things they've invested in require it.
    1
  4467. health champion?! I AM A HEALTH GLADIATOR!! I HAVE SLAIN THE MIGHTY HEALTH LION! EMERGED VICTORIOUS FROM THE BATTLE OF HEALTH!!
    1
  4468. why even bother if you're just reposting content?
    1
  4469. heh, here I thought it was a cropped shot.
    1
  4470.  @kiidkief-topic6070  well, someone doesn't care about facts lmao...
    1
  4471.  @kiidkief-topic6070  it's not helpful to spread misinformation either.
    1
  4472. "officially"? so they have unofficial olympic events?
    1
  4473. ya, I guess that'd be great if you want to vacuum form objects for small children to choke on...
    1
  4474. stuff cooked in frash oil tastes bad... wtf? learn about cooking.
    1
  4475.  @CaseyFinSF  are you saying it's aliens?
    1
  4476.  @CaseyFinSF  so it's not logical that it's another countries secret project? because the russians and chinese have always been so honest in the past... so the ONLY thing it could possibly be is aliens! maybe... but I doubt it. edit: not to mention the russians typically prefer something like a helicopter to fixed wing aircraft...
    1
  4477. "vortex" makes sexual gestures
    1
  4478. people are weird...
    1
  4479. idk how a combo went from under 2 bucks to almost 15 in like 25 years... seems a bit much.
    1
  4480.  @spacetoast7783  in canada.
    1
  4481. trudeau is just a figurehead... he does what his party demands he do.
    1
  4482. you get shoved out an airlock... they have no space for troublemakers.
    1
  4483. looks more like a meat lump to me...
    1
  4484. thought this was about turkey? where is this turkayikeiaea place?!
    1
  4485. this video is brought to you by... RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!! https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  4486. when you pair your tire pressure sensor with a new tire you know you have a much fancier car than you actually need and deserve to have to pay a mechanic for an extra hours work...
    1
  4487. LMFAO... ofc adam kept the polished turd.
    1
  4488.  @BROON71  I don't see a fractured piece of 10th busters femur anywhere... edit: inb4 someone says "well in this one corner of adams book shelf at his second summer home in venice..." now he's basically taken over tested lol... adam is so that kinda person who is always in the right place at the right time. you know jamie gave him that job on mythbusters and all he ever does is shit on him. jamie won't even do the internet anymore ffs. and he was arguably just as interesting as adam.
    1
  4489. still don't see why a power plant needs a backup generator...
    1
  4490.  @danadurnfordkevinblanchdebunk  so don't do that... just turn it down. even if they scram the reactor there's probably enough energy left in the steam to run pumps for like a year anyways.
    1
  4491.  @danadurnfordkevinblanchdebunk  guess they did it wrong.
    1
  4492. na, everyone who lashes out is crazy and should be treated as such. what food? who needs that. crazys!
    1
  4493. but at least he wasn't racist...
    1
  4494. once they got to space they realized how hard it would be to masterbate in a spacesuit...
    1
  4495. omg quebec is stupid... one of the worst hit provinces and they want to send the kids back to school for a month. just let the kids take a long summer break ffs. and you can't just turn all the roads into sidewalks... there are still cars, things still need to be delivered, people still need to get to important jobs like at hospitals.
    1
  4496. do birds in flocks ever crap on each other tho? O.O
    1
  4497. omg it's so annoying when you take some material that no one would ever need a large amount of and price it in gallons... WHO THE HELL NEEDS A GALLON OF HORSE SEMEN!?!?
    1
  4498. 6:12 what? where's the power coming from? there's no motor on the thing. they were going to re-wind the motor to be a generator (which is already kinda ridiculous), but you never actually see a motor, just them messing with some wires.
    1
  4499. and in between the last decade or so of instagram and such nonsense and this person several generations of famous people have lived and died... lets just forget about them.
    1
  4500. almost like these synthetic materials are in fact made from hydrocarbons...
    1
  4501. pretty sure they use herring as bait because it's cheap... if it gets more expensive they'll just switch to another cheap fish lol.
    1
  4502. pff... drop em off the coast of canada in a lifeboat and radio the coastguard. doesn't sound like they were working very hard...
    1
  4503. if they can go to over 100% power then someone did a pretty poor job of measuring the maximum power I'd say...
    1
  4504. european colonists... aka canada.
    1
  4505. how do you not notice a massive blue pipe sitting out of your rose bush for 14 years?!
    1
  4506. still waiting for proof that russia blew up the dam... also you can't just "use a nuclear power plant as an inprovised nuclear device"... it doesn't work like that.
    1
  4507. the heat is supposed to go around the cookware... that's why cookware meant for high-temperature cooking such as frying such as a wok has curved sides. they are not in fact only heated from below. it also helps to capture more of the heat.
    1
  4508.  @techheck3358  so does all of the heat that doesn't go into the food... hold your hand over the pan, what do you feel? heat right? all of that heat is being "wasted". guess you need to go invent a method of cooking where 100% of the heat energy is transferred to the food while still allowing one to manipulate the food and do cooking things.
    1
  4509. standardization only allows repeatability not precision... I can do anything precisely as I do it exactly once.
    1
  4510. you'd think there would be more people dropping dead if it was that bad...
    1
  4511. and I wonder where you think america gets it's supply of opium to process into opiates from?
    1
  4512. mexico...
    1
  4513. poop deck. oh wait, that's ships...
    1
  4514. tho from what I hear japanese T.V. in general is pretty bad...
    1
  4515.  @grandpa_6.7  omg there are so many comments on this now lol... and I'm like the 3rd XD
    1
  4516.  @grandpa_6.7  I'm getting pawn stars recommendations now :P the best I can do is not watching topgear...
    1
  4517.  Oliver Savage  me.
    1
  4518. I don't want a laptop... the batteries always go bad and they can't be upgraded or repaired easily... disposable technology sucks.
    1
  4519. you'd think the hurricane would blow it out...
    1
  4520.  @cecilbrisley5185  bellows generally aren't blowing hail into the fire tho
    1
  4521. @@SalisburyBarch whichever sort of wet stuff with the blowy stuff :P
    1
  4522. "it's a secret... but we were told by the chemist it's a specific combination!" you've cracked it!!
    1
  4523. y u delete my comment about caveman memes? cuz people were agreeing? >.> jerks.
    1
  4524. just think of the billions of yeasts they had to kill to make that one little jar of marmite!!
    1
  4525. the earth doesn't care when our species developed... it's warming up either way. you've got a little frost on a big ball of molten rock, you can't fight entropy.
    1
  4526.  @sloppyseconds6113  because people are on it.
    1
  4527. "they called in a doctor who almost immediately diagnosed it as botulism based on an article he read." so doctors back then were about as skilled as literally anyone with a computer now?
    1
  4528. the idea just didn't fly...
    1
  4529. the gun it's self doesn't look that much bigger, there's just a huge light and silencer on it.
    1
  4530. so when are all these kids going to get banned like the thousands of people who have been trying to talk about it since it happened?
    1
  4531. I love how adam pops off his beam when people are taking a picture so it ruins it...
    1
  4532. lets just use trump to power a rocket... he puts out more hot gas than anything.
    1
  4533. the most common shop rags I've seen are old T-shirts...
    1
  4534. that is just about the funniest lookin bird I ever seen.
    1
  4535. so they found a bunch of fireworks that weren't hurting anyone... and because they were afraid to transport them on a public highway (idk how they think they get the fireworks to stores... or the dynamite to construction sites?) they decided to use their fancy bomb containment truck and blew it up harming a bunch of people and damaging a bunch of property... they'll probably blame whoever had them for their own stupidity too...
    1
  4536. tell you what; you buy it for me and I'll boycott it for a week.
    1
  4537. I'm fine with my phone being slightly larger even... they just tell everyone that they want these thin phones so they can't have features that make sense to cut costs. who wants a phone they can snap in half by looking at it?
    1
  4538. didn't think mythbusters ever straight up lied about what they were claiming to be showing at part of an experiment... but if they never got a real grenade I guess they did.
    1
  4539. wtf simon? you've been talking to danny too much...
    1
  4540. 2:38 that one's a winner.
    1
  4541. I just remember you're in this for the money. you have earned my 2 cents.
    1
  4542. is that an ad for pizza hut or a political campaign?
    1
  4543. "we didn't think anyone would put a metal screw in there like we did originally..."
    1
  4544. too bad no one wears a vest anymore...
    1
  4545. I love how simon has an expression like this is all extremely simple and obvious while he reads it off the teleprompter :P
    1
  4546. if it's a crappy bloated square space site I'll definitely hate it.
    1
  4547. so... why not just save part of the bottle for another time? then you wouldn't have to be running to the vodka store all the time in the 4 hours it was open per day.
    1
  4548.  @UshankaShow  but there is no sex in soviet union?
    1
  4549. so why is a bogey a booger in britain?
    1
  4550. if it's accesable enough for the kid down the street to be able to do it why wouldn't you just do it yourself?
    1
  4551. please explain the historical significance of the feline.
    1
  4552. it has more to do with the display than the source IMO... CRTs have a sort of built in blurring effect and kinda "glow" more than a digital display which hides a lot of imperfections. I think the original looks better actually, the other one is over-saturated and looks like a cartoon fun house.
    1
  4553. interesting, I never really thought about this. I've always read analog clocks and conceptualized them as numbers. you seem to have developed a cheaty shortcut to reading clocks not needing anything more precise; such as if you were in a situation where you had to read a 24 hour clock without the reference of if it's dark out for example. though I kinda wonder if some people get confused with digital clocks and time in general not working on a system of base 10 without the physical reference of an analog clock face.
    1
  4554.  @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN  no it wasn't?
    1
  4555. but why the fuck would I use the internet to go read mainstream journalism? you're making little sense....
    1
  4556. seems like a bit of a waste of asparagus there.
    1
  4557. ironically people who work around those alarms a lot also tend to report that they stop noticing them after a while making them totally pointless...
    1
  4558. ohhhh... so that's why the eastern provinces get a carbon tax cut....
    1
  4559. the thing is it actually is required now.... official functions like alerts for public threats and such are exclusive to cellphones now because it's assume everyone has one... it's a public safety issue as this point.
    1
  4560. you know a lot about wax... do you wax your head?
    1
  4561. so it's about pre-marital sex? no wonder the christians put forth this propaganda... edit: marry too.
    1
  4562. I mean, if I were to make slaw myself without buying a bag of over-priced pre-cut greens I'd simply make the amount I want and have left-over ingredients? not to mention those pre-cut bags have been sitting for days and there are almost always dried out and/or browning bits all through the bag
    1
  4563. the country?
    1
  4564. adapted to american tastes = dumped in a bag of sugar?
    1
  4565. it's the same government...
    1
  4566. not saying it's aliens, but...
    1
  4567. no wonder americans are so fat... eating is literally a national sport.
    1
  4568.  @kohakuaiko  I'm betting they don't eat pies though. :P
    1
  4569. "risk of accidentally starting a nuclear war"? this guy has been watching too many movies from the 80s...
    1
  4570. he said biometric data, not biographical data... perhaps you should learn the difference between those before reporting on it.
    1
  4571. heh, bumbling biden...
    1
  4572. "no one was hurt, one man is in hospital."
    1
  4573. lol that thing is huge
    1
  4574. lol... it doesn't matter what korea, no one wants missiles anywhere around there. can you tell me you feel ok with the other korea having missiles? they're only a minefield away from the bad korea...
    1
  4575. oh no, rare cockis.
    1
  4576. probably because it's there.
    1
  4577. coke still uses glass bottles some places. most notably mexico like mentioned but also in other places where it's difficult to import shipments of plastic bottles like some parts of africa. also, beer is still bottled in glass bottles.
    1
  4578. I keep thinking "surely this time people will learn"... but they don't.
    1
  4579. why would you put property on krigslist? why would you listen to someone who wants to pay in cash? everything about your story is hilarious, you got had lol. use an official channel, or like... a newspaper... target audience...
    1
  4580. good lesson... listen to your senses and keep your arms.
    1
  4581. getting kinda tired of people calling baked seasoned potatoes "fries"...
    1
  4582. so ridiculous it's gotten to this point to make the things you've bought usable...
    1
  4583. @Linden Reaper so could 99% of software...
    1
  4584. @Linden Reaper the software that doesn't support linux
    1
  4585.  @BobbyKarnavas  are you canadian too? :D
    1
  4586. how can you have a record for a guess? I guess one more. I now hold the record.
    1
  4587. I mean a reactor can explode, just not a nuclear explosion.
    1
  4588. "heavy use of practical effects" and the next clip is some awful and obvious GCI...
    1
  4589. "QUTOMATIC STRIPPING FROM THE HOTEST TOOL ON THE INTERNET!!!"
    1
  4590. lol I thought you said they could be charged for stopping... cuz that's a thing here... you can be charged for stopping.
    1
  4591. lol... the president of the phillipines steals billions... america is just like "hey there... wana bring that money over here?"
    1
  4592. "this is what it looks like, a square blur" "the blurry nature of this tank combined with the strange sounds it makes largely confused the germans making them think they'd been drugged."
    1
  4593. go figure it's easier to hide in a city amongst a bunch of people than in the middle of nowhere... so in short if you're on the run don't post about it on facebook and you'll be fine.
    1
  4594. "POLICY GENIOUS!!! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!! THAT'S WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT!!!"
    1
  4595. I swear 99% of highspeed shots on youtube are either someone dropping something or boiling something.
    1
  4596.  @flightographist  he was dropping metal blobs into water... and I bet it heated the water, so it was kinda dropping something AND boiling water if you think about it.
    1
  4597.  @caniaccharlie  I've heard of that, quite interesting!
    1
  4598. ya, wasn't that third apple guy the one who actually made their first prototype but he didn't want to do the company thing and left?
    1
  4599. that's kinda creepy how the chihuahua skulls cranium looks so much more human-like.
    1
  4600. brainwashing ins't instant lol...
    1
  4601. better hope none of that small arms fire damages a bazooka tube... and how the heck do you sneak up on someone in a plane?
    1
  4602. lol she thinks snow generates coldness...
    1
  4603. I initially thought people wouldn't float away if gravity was turned off, but people are always making little adjustments to balance their stance even when standing still, so they'd probably still generate some momentum upwards just trying to re-balance themselves.
    1
  4604. he's not a comic book hero...
    1
  4605. donald trumpi is just tacky... it's trying way too hard. and I'm pretty sure putting an "i" at the end of a word doesn't make it latin...
    1
  4606. wouldn't that work better if you had a cone shaped sieve? then pour off the rocks and you'd just have gems.
    1
  4607. II thought it was well known at this point that the koreans and VC would carry off their dead so the americans thought they weren't killing anyone... bullets don't bounce off people lol.
    1
  4608. thought they tracked down the origins of the cheeseburger to a worlds fair? someone took a hamburg style steak which was already a thing and put it in a bun so people could walk around with them... it was originally called a hamburg style steak sandwich, then shortened to hamburger or hamburg...
    1
  4609. america is the biggest drug cartel... everywhere they've ever invaded is a major drug producing area of the world. african pirates have been terrorizing people for decades, but they don't grow enough opium or coca to make it worth invading them.
    1
  4610. how does an elderly man randomly fall outta the window?
    1
  4611. everything is "hate speech" now, it's just the new BS they're using to control thought. people warned about this, and everyone has been complacent in accepting it.
    1
  4612. freedom is hate now.
    1
  4613.  @JayDMac-n7n  and censortube agrees with you it seems...
    1
  4614. "today someone brought an AK-47 to work... we're having a meeting, some think he should be sacked."
    1
  4615. kinda lame... took like 50 years for someone to make a new "game changing" weapon and it's just a faster missile >.> where's the lasers and railguns?!
    1
  4616.  @nibsvkh  must be something people who aren't canadian have convinced you is important... I've got no idea. like youtube shows me canadian news... it's all about ford ripping down the science center :S
    1
  4617. nobody: simon: I have another youtube channel
    1
  4618. she's probably smart to just keep staying there for free until someone gets around to kicking her out... they'll probably be busy for a while.
    1
  4619. or maybe whales just like jumping... would explain why they do it more in groups.
    1
  4620. HELP ME SIMON! I NEED MORE CREAMS IN MY LIFE!!!
    1
  4621. wrapped it all up in 5min... well done.
    1
  4622. ya, I recently realized everyone thinks they're a special snowflake and you're life is never comparable to theirs... ever.
    1
  4623. what's the point of adjusting the blowback system?
    1
  4624. probably the most useful property of gold is that it doesn't tarnish... it's also why ancient cultures worshiped it, not just "cuz it's shinny", it represented the immortality and perfection of the gods. also where can I get an osmium ring?
    1
  4625. "lets build a wall... of cheap ships!"
    1
  4626. I was hoping it was a pistol that shoots gravity...
    1
  4627. they'd still all be fighting each other...
    1
  4628. love how people blame his mental state and not how it probably was cause by military brainwashing...
    1
  4629. it's actually not a flamethrower... typical news spreading lies trying to stir people up.
    1
  4630. from your moms playlist~!
    1
  4631. attack helicopters.
    1
  4632. a bunch of laws that overlap and contradict? ya, that doesn't sound like modern law at all...
    1
  4633. heh... yackety sax. I bet there were also a bunch of bobby cops chasing them and they were weaving in and out of a row of doors in a hallway.
    1
  4634. what if someone replaced the record with a copy containing only rick astley?
    1
  4635. "it's... elegant. tasteful. I like being in it. it's powerful enough... it's uh... relaxing. it's comfy. it's well made. it's got just enough kit on it. it's not too expensive." shit, don't tell your wife.
    1
  4636. can fire 9 shots in under a minute... and spend the rest of the day reloading.
    1
  4637. they don't accept charity... unless it's within their own community... then it's fine. what charity do they donate to? an amish charity no doubt... and that's fine because it's from within the community >.>
    1
  4638. well no, because there are laws involving mechanics and their work and if they were to do something unsafe to your vehicle they wouldn't be a mechanic anymore.
    1
  4639. "Those boxes were my art!" "No... no... no..."
    1
  4640. they started the modern commercialization of santa...
    1
  4641. you only laugh at it because you know about it... they know china is working on rainguns and shit.
    1
  4642. we can't have a bunch of independent companies all launching a grid of satellites... there's already enough junk in space. and we all know china and russia will want to have one too... then india will want one... then africa will want one...
    1
  4643. I love how hipsters in the city assume the entire world is a city and everyone can just plug in a car at any point along a journey...
    1
  4644. the other, other, other, other white meat war.
    1
  4645. wait, you cant actually swallow your tongue? this always seemed illogical, but I had a teacher when I was a kid who told the class it was possible and they had to pull a kids tongue out of their throat once... thanks school.
    1
  4646. holy nazitube... idk how you were even allowed to post this video what with all the censorship!
    1
  4647. the camera always receives power when the computer is on though.... so you'd just have a useless light that's always on.
    1
  4648. stop showin off with your snowy van... I've seen people with that much snow on their van driving down the highway.
    1
  4649. never challenge an itallian to a pasta eating contest.
    1
  4650. probably has something do do with calibrating the impulses sent to your muscles so they aren't too sudden or powerful that they damage the tissue...
    1
  4651. "lets examine this issue about 24 hours late"
    1
  4652. wow... you had to say that not-pun 3 times to make it make sense... you're bad and you should feel bad.
    1
  4653. there are so many recurring costs these days no one can save any money... cell phone bills and online subscriptions are a massive new regular money sink.
    1
  4654. google already tried this... google. if google can't make it work apple isn't going to.
    1
  4655. didn't it fall off on the hammer drop myth?
    1
  4656. "italy sent medical aid" -inset stock footage of british medical choppers
    1
  4657. bro, space poo.
    1
  4658. they broke the dish again... :<
    1
  4659. why should he be allowed to desecrate the monument?
    1
  4660. I suspect it has something to do with submarines not having mouths.
    1
  4661. thought it was sinking?
    1
  4662. prefect demonstration of why people like that are stupid.
    1
  4663. why are you comparing it to zip disk instead of CD-Rs that everyone was using (or RW that some fancy people used)? you could get a CD for like a dollar.
    1
  4664. last time I tried to open a GPU it didn't work anymore...
    1
  4665. what? they had grenades on the shooting a grenade myth? at least that's what they claimed... idk what they point would have been in lying about it in that one episode when they were clear in multiple others that it was a dummy grenade or w.e?
    1
  4666. canadian technology homes? wtf russia... do you mean like a log cabin, or is a stick house different? don't think I've seen many houses made from sticks.
    1
  4667. ya, that's pretty normal here. guess I assumed it was normal elsewhere :P
    1
  4668. in soviet russia bus rides you.
    1
  4669. chiner.
    1
  4670.  @0cch10  na, simon just gets annoyed at people making fun of his silly british accent and trolls us sometimes XD
    1
  4671.  @ande9568  you're over-thinking it... he's just messing with everyone. simon has a twisted sense of humor... you should see the huge grin on his face when he talks about nazis :P
    1
  4672.  @ande9568  he's a legend :P
    1
  4673.  @ollieclark  as another leonard once said... “When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
    1
  4674. so why was the blimp sagging? were there bullet holes in it or something? that doesn't seem like normal operation to me. seems like the most obvious thing to investigate and at least find an explanation to... but it doesn't seem to be mentioned.
    1
  4675. why isn't this on geographics?
    1
  4676. what happens when you eat too much Mc donalds...
    1
  4677. so what if you live somewhere were you don't get to pick your medical team? just throw the dice and pray?
    1
  4678. if they miss they're called meteorongs.
    1
  4679.  @mateuszzimon8216  sure breh, just take me sports car out for a spin... it's kwl, I have 11 more.
    1
  4680.  @mateuszzimon8216  if I had one sports car I'd give a friend a ride... if they payed for gas... lol
    1
  4681. even compared to like 10 years ago the news has become ridiculously clickbaity... especially when they repost it on youtube... like they think they're supposed to be doing that or something? go back to just the 90s and the news still reported news... it's a recent trend that the news has become garbage.
    1
  4682. few people knew about the submarine before literally every video about the cuban missile crisis mentioned it...
    1
  4683.  @K7classicrockfan  not here...
    1
  4684. totally called google taking over everything like 10 years ago...
    1
  4685. I'm not saying it's aliens... but.
    1
  4686. lol... this area has had conflict since there have been people there.
    1
  4687. anyone else read anime rocket?
    1
  4688. except the carbon black they use to color many things... black... is probably the most UV resistant pigment commonly available and adds a significant level of structural integrity to w.e they're used in, from tires to plant pots to drain pipes.
    1
  4689. pfft... I'm lucky to get something off amazon in under a week >.>
    1
  4690. wow... that one cop was kinda trigger happy... it looked like the only one who even fired a shot was him and then he started calling for help that he was in danger and shots fired. well ya, that tends to happen when you pull the trigger of a loaded gun there officer shooty. >.>
    1
  4691. the mandelorean isn't star wars... nothing disney produces is star wars.
    1
  4692. "I've got a great idea for a new treatment that could revolutionize medicine! now to test it..." "come here son."
    1
  4693. those silent props never look quite right...
    1
  4694. how are you so stupid that you freeze to death in a building? light a fire ffs!! it's like people who are so stupid they get locked in a room and die... you can actually go through a wall believe it or not!
    1
  4695.  @maxsavage3998  wouldn't want to suffocate while you're freezing to death... besides it's not as big of an issue as you think it is provided the fire is under control and of an appropriate size; people burn candles, lamps, gas stoves, etc. indoors all the time... if you're that worried you could crack a window and not sleep on the floor.
    1
  4696. not nought naughtitty not nought
    1
  4697. other times I've heard this story it just said the passage his body was stuck in was sealed...
    1
  4698. literally no one feels like they need to buy something they're given a sample of. if you do you're a shmuck.
    1
  4699. or in reality they figure out exactly how strong something needs to be to work and use the absolute least amount of materials to make it so the second it experiences any hiccup in operation it breaks and requires replacement...
    1
  4700. you can't stop progress.
    1
  4701.  @WannaBeLevrone  why are you replying to me with someone else's name? click the damn reply button on THEIR comment.
    1
  4702.  @WannaBeLevrone  step into your mother.
    1
  4703.  @Fossiil-Records  your mom made a mistake.
    1
  4704.  @Fossiil-Records  you're more confused.
    1
  4705.  Trey Pirtle  there are 118 comments on this so far... no one is scrolling down this far lmao... wana waste more time with me?
    1
  4706. why not the holy hand grenade?
    1
  4707. good, trump should never have been banned from twitter in the first place; it set precedent for massive heavy-handed internet censorship in the years since it happened essentially turning most popular websites into echo chambers.
    1
  4708. animal guy: if not we can put her on the boat boat guy: I immediately regret my decision.
    1
  4709. the US will back canada when russia tries to claim the whole area...
    1
  4710. one side is right... and the other side left.
    1
  4711. dollar slave club #freedanny
    1
  4712. that's how you know you're a true handyman... you have a collection of random springs.
    1
  4713. inb4 it's basically wax floating in mineral oil but there's something slightly different about it that you'll now be spending 25 minutes explaining.
    1
  4714. that's odd he was found dead in his bed when he didn't sleep laying down for just that reason...
    1
  4715. you made the choice to not live there...
    1
  4716.  G Guest  it's not a putdown... you tellin me if you're stuck on the street in the freezing cold smacked up on meth or w.e you aren't gonna go get corona for a warm bed and free continental breakfast? get real. you're more likely to die on the street than from the 10%ish death rate of corona.
    1
  4717. no one's going to talk about how the kid got lost in the woods in the first place?
    1
  4718. don't think gender neutral and non-binary are the same things?
    1
  4719. it makes it a lot easier to restrict peoples freedoms on the internet if they can point at al bunch of "radical comments"... the fact that they put them there is just a coincidence.
    1
  4720. it's not "go on to get along", it's a social bribe and you know it. "I'm acting normal! please don't abuse me socially for having autism!!"
    1
  4721. someone probably told them having a monument in the center of your park reminding guests that people died there isn't great for business.
    1
  4722. anyone else remember back when steam just told you to fuck off and blocked your support account when something didn't work? and this practice of totally changing a "finished product" shouldn't be allowed.
    1
  4723. wtf is the world now...
    1
  4724. what? "if we thought there was any grey area we wouldn't do it."? pretty sure they just charge people with whatever and let the courts figure it out...
    1
  4725. pretty sure texas instruments started out making various analog computers for business
    1
  4726. when people from the city think the country is "like minecraft"... lol.
    1
  4727. I mean... $430 for that huge bag of grade A frankincence doesn't seem that expensive... no one needs that much frankincence. like how no one needs a whole liter of essential oil... you buy it in like 50ML bottles ffs.
    1
  4728. "it's important they don't get crushed or damaged in any way" they say as some dude dumps a huge hunk of ice on top of them...
    1
  4729. nop. whales is whales, turkey is turkey. tough luck whales and turkey.
    1
  4730. "so impressed, I'm really looking forward to this" so it's a comment before even trying the product... anyone who isn't an idiot recognizes this... why can't I get payed for stating the obvious?
    1
  4731. I don't see an r in chibi... where are you getting cherbi from?
    1
  4732.  @ramade9040  https://renderman.pixar.com/
    1
  4733. they have tanks and flamethrowers and they're treating it like a training exercise with shovels... might as well use tooth brushes.
    1
  4734. I don't want to have to update my car... sitting there turning it on and off trying to get it to work >.>
    1
  4735. if you tax it heavily you haven't exactly removed the financial gain for criminals have you?
    1
  4736. big hairy men! the more hair the better! don't have enough hair? strap some more on!
    1
  4737.  @run4cmt  why would we want to go down to trump land? you stay outta canada lmao.
    1
  4738. if one is to believe tourettes guy he's now taking it up the ass.
    1
  4739. again, I'm pretty sure you made a video about this already.
    1
  4740. pretty impressive that someone could cobble those together and that they usually work...
    1
  4741. if you know who the spies are you know who to hide your secrets from... if you take them out the enemy will just get more and you don't know who they are.
    1
  4742. next try engine oil as bacon grease.
    1
  4743. they fall... and then poor 3rd world countries salvage them for scrap... it's like the food chain of technology.
    1
  4744. hey simon, lets have a nice long discussion regarding snowflakes.
    1
  4745. seems like a bad idea... your thumb is the most important for gripping things and I have a feeling you'd be more likely to reflexively pull the trigger with your thumb if you start to lose your grip.
    1
  4746. I guess it wasn't enough for china to pollute the planet, now they have to toss junk all over the universe.
    1
  4747. it's really less of a meter and more of an indicator if you ask me...
    1
  4748. people want their guns to work when they need them... no one wants to have to flip their gun off and on in a shootout.
    1
  4749. simon the bald... keepser of the shine.
    1
  4750. I forgot this was even about a british rocket fighter... most of the video is about american politics.
    1
  4751. i left the lights on... the color was brown... the dress was blue... the sky has no color...
    1
  4752. wow... even oil is full of additives these days.
    1
  4753. some animals may have as level of intelligence capable of comprehending ending their own existence, but probably don't have the social structure to communicate knowledge of the intentional action of doing so. It's usually more a case of giving up on living since they aren't aware of other options...
    1
  4754. you see 2 dollar currency used in canada all the time... I assume most are aware it's a coin called the toonie.
    1
  4755. wouldn't want anything to get in the way of peoples careers as minimally payed factory workers...
    1
  4756. ya... adam knew this is pretty much the only company in america that can legally print "movie money"...
    1
  4757. "we're remaking snow white... but she's black... and the dwarves are normal sized... and the prince is gay... and the apple is a pomegranate...
    1
  4758. should do a video on if monkeys actually swing on vines as a way to get around.
    1
  4759. I wasn't aware they still made movies... thought everyone switched to mini-series on their own proprietary platforms...
    1
  4760. "it's not simply because australlia is a wasteland devoid of life... but here's why it actually is."
    1
  4761. it might be a nitpicky detail, but it seems worth mentioning that red and black currents are different species. red and white currents are the same species however.
    1
  4762. still think the voynich manuscript is a fake... it just kinda appears in this random book dealers possession and looks fishy.
    1
  4763. seems like it'd be pretty easy to accidentally fire that thing...
    1
  4764. when they say "how ghostbusters 2016 understood the franchise better than afterlife" what they're really saying is "afterlife was even worse than the first one..."
    1
  4765. that whole area has been at war since there were people there...
    1
  4766. "johna makes more money than your average farmer because he's smart."
    1
  4767. damnit simon, quit blockin the titties!
    1
  4768. heh, those giant guns are kinda neat. are they still considered firearms?
    1
  4769. an african hut and olympic runners totally represents me.
    1
  4770. cmon simon, do you honestly expect people to believe you have a lower body?
    1
  4771. literally every rice cooker can steam vegetables... the only difference I'm aware of with cheap rice cookers is ones that steam vegetables have a plastic tray to hold them above the boiling water... it's not complicated to steam veggies.
    1
  4772. they motorollad over.
    1
  4773. I want to see fake lawyers reacting to real lawyers reacting to fake lawyers.
    1
  4774. wide blade = bad metal
    1
  4775. drawer looks like it says "loopy" from a distance.
    1
  4776. didn't eve pretty much start this whole idea of waiting for timers to progress? I kinda liked the game, but having to wait like 3 days to do the next thing was annoying.
    1
  4777. trump is really good at this...
    1
  4778.  @DowntownDeuce22  yup, I don't think anyone believes a tower is just going to implode because something ran into it, the only way that makes sense is if it was built within stingently strict tolerances allowing that to happen... which older structures weren't.
    1
  4779.  @DowntownDeuce22  well seeing as you mentioned a pyramid I guess you are aware of a building that can withstand that... not to mention most military installations are built to withstand that sort of stress... it's more about building things exactly as strong as they need to be really, it's always a good idea to over-engineer things within reason.
    1
  4780.  @DowntownDeuce22  pretty sure they withstood the impact but lacked the structural redundancy to remain standing...
    1
  4781. so I guess you didn't talk about testing the fish because there wasn't a significant level of mercury in any of it?
    1
  4782. I didn't like how it was different when it ended v.s. when it began... that whole era of spoonfulls of cinnamon and grant shilling hybrid cars wasn't the same.
    1
  4783. love how it changes from 60% to 3...
    1
  4784. who are you quoting?
    1
  4785. I'd assume it's because jamie plans out the job in his head before executing it so know what tools to get in the first trip not requiring additional trips.
    1
  4786. the law isn't about who's right... it's about who you can convince you're right.
    1
  4787. it's like how macs claimed they were hack proof for years until they held a competition to hack one and someone did it in no time... no one fuckin wanted to hack a mac for your family photos. no one wants to hack a hospital. no one cares about your shitty bank account. just don't give them your info and they won't take it.
    1
  4788. are they not letting simon talk about nazis anymore?
    1
  4789. kinda feel like emergency responders that are killed should be in a different category than bystanders... they know the risks and put themselves into that situation.
    1
  4790. oo, fancy new intro. not bad.
    1
  4791. you can't really push start an automatic tho...
    1
  4792. "WHAAAAA THE CHINESE AREN'T PLAYING BY THE RULES!!" well maybe you shouldn't have trusted them, idiots.
    1
  4793. you already did a video about this... it only means sperm in the UK... would you be shocked at an american company selling bird seed like "OMG THEY'RE SELLING SEXIST WOMAN SPERM!!" none of it makes any sense, this is pure anti-americanism.
    1
  4794. but they didn't use a thorn, they used a y because they were too cheap to make a thorn stamp. so it's ye.
    1
  4795. probably cries when someone farts...
    1
  4796. ya, I figured this out after my second job...
    1
  4797.  @eglewether5523  both XD
    1
  4798. I was hoping the guys name would be jean-luc...
    1
  4799. lol egg drop...
    1
  4800. all you have to do is read the negative reviews and judge how valid the complaints are... just ignore the positive ones.
    1
  4801. what? how did someone acidently make a pipe bomb?
    1
  4802. ya no, at the time blockbuster was a huge success and netflix was a small mail-order service. blockbuster probably would have ruined it anyways...
    1
  4803. looks like the upload speed is crap... guess people still won't be able to stream with starlink.
    1
  4804. so don't get your carbaretor from chiner.
    1
  4805. THE CAKE IS A FAKE!!
    1
  4806.  @sil3ntwint3r  good, so I'll just wave my hand and skip winter >.>
    1
  4807. this is like tony stark building the mk2...
    1
  4808. this in no way effects canada's credability in the fight against terrorism lmao... how about your credability what with censoring peoples comments?
    1
  4809. omg I love this.
    1
  4810. if she hadn't been riding her stupid scooter without a license no one could have hit her...
    1
  4811. how can you trust someone who doesn't eat meat?
    1
  4812. why didn't they blow the tracks off? they were able to climb all over the thing... stick a grenade in the tracks or something ffs.
    1
  4813. the biggest mystery of all; what did simon look like when he had hair?
    1
  4814. now say chiner.
    1
  4815. imagine having worse safety precautions than china...
    1
  4816. lmao... "justified by the department"
    1
  4817. just blow tobacco smoke in the ear for an earache... ancient native medicine.
    1
  4818. really... you're hopping on the toilet paper bandwagon too? well at least this should be more interesting than a vlog of someone not finding toilet paper...
    1
  4819. what's why you don't put weird socks on your kidneys...
    1
  4820. ooohhh... so that's what block sections do.
    1
  4821. and mushy bread... and balls of boiled rice... and balls of other boiled grains... and probably other things that are called "pudding" seems to be a generic sort of term for any gelatinous amalgamation of stuff.
    1
  4822. ya, this is definitely patreon content... idc what terminal you arrived at.
    1
  4823. I said google was getting too big a long time ago... when they first put out their little T.V. box it was too much!!
    1
  4824. um ya, some of those plugs are hilariously large lol
    1
  4825. ya no lumps don't always cook out... wouldn't eat pancakes for years because of little nuggets of baking soda.
    1
  4826. think about it... you can build 1 car on a road for like 1-4 people or you can build 20 cars on a track for everyone.
    1
  4827. heh, those fake speaker grills are classic. funny how they add these sort of things to products to make them look better to the consumer... I once bought I calculator that appeared to have a solar panel in it that turned out to just be a piece of cardboard with a solar panel pattern printed on it... couldn't believe it.
    1
  4828. ha, doolittle.
    1
  4829. hardly, en embarrasment would be not to address it. took a couple hours. seems good.
    1
  4830. and the system is designed to keep you in those jobs that keep you in your place...
    1
  4831. it doesn't look like his chin is fused to his chest to me...
    1
  4832. kinda confirms my suspicion that the detonators on these things are corroded and fused together rendering them largely inert... besides all it would have done is caught fire.
    1
  4833. wait, I remember that map from some other COD game... are they not even bothering to make new maps now?
    1
  4834. so oysters are so expensive because child labor laws? ok then...
    1
  4835. wtf is that buzzing in the background?
    1
  4836. so these mushrooms neutralize anthrax then?
    1
  4837. whole thing is just skrewed... they started selling to the mainstream idiot market who care more about flashy lights than having a functional PC.
    1
  4838. citizenship I imagine....
    1
  4839. want to get murdered by a mob of old people? go sit in the back of one of these places and just yell bingo every time they call a number...
    1
  4840. hold up... is black china someones name? if my name was black china I'd want to change it too >.>
    1
  4841.  @jay_kay709  great outlook!
    1
  4842. didn't you already do a video about this a while back?
    1
  4843. steve never had anything happen before until it did...
    1
  4844. I'd be suspicious of anyone who said they can't read or write on the census...
    1
  4845. that dhokra thing leaves soo many questions and is obviously hiding a lot... like, how do they keep the mud core in the center when they melt out the wax? how do they get it out after?
    1
  4846. for some reason I read this as "jamie's bond spectre cane"
    1
  4847. maybe it's a jury of jerrys?
    1
  4848. chiner.
    1
  4849. you come, you put items in basket, you pay cash, then you leave. noooo funny business.
    1
  4850. wtf... at least compost them.. then sell the compost to some other farm or use it later. not to mention they're perfectly edible... there's literally no difference between a "seed potato" and an "eating potato". "we can't sell these potatoes, so lets just throw them away."
    1
  4851. well he's right, he's an idiot and should have read what he was signing.
    1
  4852. soo... basically they don't deny what happened but don't allow people to talk about it in a way that makes japan look bad? ok then.
    1
  4853. isn't that convenient they found a picture of a pygmy with a shield covering his pen... wait that's not a shield!!
    1
  4854. there was a story years ago that the government gave NASA a couple old spy satellites that was as good as the hubble but they didn't have a way to get them into space...
    1
  4855. I mean, all you have to hear is that the manufacturers backed the idea to know that it was massively beneficial to them.
    1
  4856. mulysses.
    1
  4857. writers gettin written out lol...
    1
  4858. I was hoping things would go somewhat like this... dude owns a fleet of spaceships ffs... he don't need their piddly little ad money.
    1
  4859. all the major events in american history involve guns... this is just a footnote still.
    1
  4860. wonder what % of people in india and iraq (or any given country) can read english tho?
    1
  4861. except modern cheapo shoes can't be repaired... at best you can glue the sole back on when it falls off, and any idiot can do that themself.
    1
  4862. everyone is freaking out over everything these days...
    1
  4863. um... actually if you discover something that doesn't align with your predictions it by definition means you were wrong...
    1
  4864. milk is natural ffs.. it's what the cow wants to do!! it's it convenient for vegans they've decided that delicious figs containing DEAD INSECTS are fine!
    1
  4865. oh look, simon has another channel.
    1
  4866. 5:05 no way that guys name is actually Dr. Wang...
    1
  4867. burdock root is surprisingly pleasant tasting... I thought it was kinda like a starchy carrot.
    1
  4868. cuz they have 2 of them so they can each be smaller but that requires they be offset I'd guess...
    1
  4869. generally they're processed into things like juice.
    1
  4870. ok... same thing probably happened with radio and the horse drawn carriage... like look how fat not having to walk everywhere has made everyone! I mean if it's there it's altering your mind to the extent that your mind is aware that it's there where as if it weren't there you wouldn't have thoughts that it's there... so what?!
    1
  4871. lmfao... you think asian countries care about their citizens? they just let them sell each other fake vaccines ffs... it's a communist country that will kill half of their population if it benifits them. they don't give half a shit scott.
    1
  4872. how about f*ck you I'm perfectly fine with an AI providing me with the content you might for a fraction of the price.
    1
  4873.  @easyenetwork2023  pretty sure this is the quote that you're thinking of.
    1
  4874.  @ashsusjsjekwek8282  better late than never
    1
  4875. "visit florence, we blew a whale."
    1
  4876. interesting... they can keep it.
    1
  4877. doesn't have to be a problem... but people are too greedy to give food away before it spoils anymore. They figure less people will buy it if they can wait and get it for free.
    1
  4878. it's tomorrow... the world hasn't fallen apart... the power is still on... no one is rioting in the street... what's the big deal? let them charge themselves more >.>
    1
  4879. "lets do it over by the fake soups"
    1
  4880. they make sense for a travel cooler that runs off 12v...
    1
  4881. these wallstreet companies just sit around looking for loopholes and raking in billions until someone notices... then they move on to another one.
    1
  4882. ya it started... but you can hear it sputtering and it'll probably have less power than it would with fresh gas.
    1
  4883. demonitized by nazitube!!
    1
  4884. who the hell was ordering spare famicom parts tho? they probably only stopped supporting them because some asshat bought out all the spare parts to sell them at twice the price...
    1
  4885. I'd bet most fat people eat breakfast... if you're eating when you're not hungry because someone else said it was the thing to do it's probably not healthy.
    1
  4886. do a video on the price of tea in china already!
    1
  4887. ya, I'm sure scholars were keen to write down their activities with prostitutes...
    1
  4888. getting up for a game? so that's what they're doing in that circle...
    1
  4889. why? are you sick? you shouldn't even be out in public then...
    1
  4890. preserved cherries is something else...
    1
  4891. so why haven't I seen any news about this horrific terrorist attack?
    1
  4892. so get rid of these million dollar town houses in the middle of the city and turn them into apartments then make the millionares drive farther in their fancy cars...
    1
  4893. I keep trying to fix my audio thinking it's me... but no, this video just has absolute shit audio.
    1
  4894. wait til someone tells him they could have just recorded him in front of a green screen and stuck it over some footage of the street...
    1
  4895. I wonder why more people didn't want tiny pen-eess...
    1
  4896. ya, pretty much seemed like you were pushing evaporative humidifiers... also all exterior walls are covered in vapor barrier to prevent moisture getting into the woodwork around here(and I assume most places?)... not to mention the paint. I don't see it as being that big of a problem. it's naturally like 60-80% humidity here until it freezes, so I assume whoever built my house accounted for that level of humidity. it can cause mold issues though. (I obviously have the opposite problem :P)
    1
  4897. if the battery doesn't work it's dead... simple.
    1
  4898. modern personal smokers are also indirect.
    1
  4899. lol 3-12 PSI is a huge range in this context...
    1
  4900. what if they just put the cargo under-water? I guess it would technically still be a boat though...
    1
  4901. no, it'll be like tom scott and just be a massive fail.
    1
  4902. is that the same guy that hooked an EEG up to a plant?
    1
  4903. these same day delivery services were only ever even available in large cities...
    1
  4904. ya, this isn't as impressive as he's making it out to me... it's just a sensor detecting when there's a change in nerve impulses on one persons arm and stimulating the nerve on the other persons arm that makes them contract those 3 fingers... you could hook up literally any kind of sensor to send those impulses and make his fingers move... it's not really any more complicated than one of those electric muscle toning things.
    1
  4905.  @aznastrondrew8287  you mean warp speed.
    1
  4906. top tip: you get a mortgage from a bank... not some dude on cregs list.
    1
  4907. simon endorses yale... so you know it's good.
    1
  4908. "the city of the jag-wire"
    1
  4909. doesn't sound like anyone cared to begin with or they'd have transfered it to a safer format sooner... no one even watched a bunch of it, if they're just going to lock it away and not watch it how important is it?
    1
  4910. so... stars that twinkle are aliens? and what other planet have we discovered buildings on?
    1
  4911. oh gawd... it's the thing with the hatch blowout that blew everyone to bits isn't it... that was a long-winded leadup... the story I heard of the incident the door was kinda half-shut and sprayed the contents of the peoples bodies who were near the hatch all over the room... which would explain the spine on the ceiling.
    1
  4912. "this my sista shop" "what kinda chop" "a chop shop" O.O "she cut hair."
    1
  4913. who the fuck dies from cooking with twigs?!
    1
  4914. arguably the most unesco heritage site?
    1
  4915. got to ride in one once... I don't think I want to again, especially on the highway.
    1
  4916. so basically it builds up oscillations due to not being perfectly rotated until it becomes enough to flip it over and the inertia of rotation catches it again? your explanation would have it flipping back and forth constantly, but it doesn't.
    1
  4917. did that tree in the magma ever become a meme?
    1
  4918. probably because they have a ton of them and they work?
    1
  4919. OMG I NEED MOR MALTANUS!!
    1
  4920. I hope they know they can flush a toilet without electricity... too bad they can't charge their phones to look up how.
    1
  4921. lol... last time I went to the ER I sat there for 6 hours before I gave up, and that was in like 2018.
    1
  4922.  @taekwondotime  neither system is really what I'd call "good".
    1
  4923. not much point anymore...
    1
  4924. why is she waving back and forth so much? is she high?
    1
  4925. kinda wonder if it'd work with grape juice... seeing as it's raisins.
    1
  4926. 0:35 that was a bird... you can see it flap it's wings ffs! 1:32 appears to be a VOTL aircraft? the rest of it is just a light show... there's nothing substantial. does it seem odd to anyone else that in an age where people have HD dashcams we still get these grainy blurry nonsense "alien sighting" videos? kinda like bigfoot? gonna need something more than lights and shapes to convince me.
    1
  4927. lmao worst stock clips ever.
    1
  4928. if the face plate is metal it's grounded through the box tho?
    1
  4929.  @SonsOfLorgar  just about. it's connected to the metal box with a metal screw.
    1
  4930.  @GH-oi2jf  exactly... and I mean I guess it's possibly someone didn't do that, but that's hardly the faceplate's fault.
    1
  4931. they aren't the same!! you must be blind to think that those look the same... therefore it's not possible with natural dyes, or at least if it is it's not being done!
    1
  4932. well they don't all have pentagonal faces... that one in the picture had triangler faces... it also didn't have the holes in it so the holes and shapes are both optional. I'm going with decorative objects, it was probably a fad at the time to own one of these for some reason... the shape is pretty interesting, even today people are interested in it. also "lost wax casting" is used for intricate decorative objects like jewlery... not weapons of war.
    1
  4933. because it's more toppings than salad now... making it not that healthy.
    1
  4934. "THIS TRICK CAN REDUCE THE COST OF ANYTHING TO 0!!"
    1
  4935. why would diabetic people think taking insulin is a top trick? do bald people think head waxing is a top trick?
    1
  4936. they studied the teeth with a theremin?
    1
  4937. because they had already invested money in it's not acutely toxic?
    1
  4938. with top officials none the less... guess it'll be a good time to invade iran in a couple weeks.
    1
  4939. "WE'VE MADE SOMETHING WORSE THAN CHEESE WIZZ!!!"
    1
  4940. it's slavery... high class slavery.
    1
  4941. a "justice system" implies that all sides receive justice... this is a hunting party.
    1
  4942. what if I told you it doesn't really matter; you have to adjust for elevation anyways.... so sure measuring by weight is exact, but it only works if you happen to live at the same elevation and in the same climate with the same humidity as the location where the recipe was developed... so in short it's all arbitrary and measurements are just there to be more exact than "about that much".
    1
  4943. it changes constantly with the tide...
    1
  4944. no good deed goes unpunished... they're going to be facing some hefty murder charges.
    1
  4945.  @DontreadPimpBoy  el vinco?
    1
  4946.  @DontreadPimpBoy  good, you know who I'm talking about :)
    1
  4947.  @DontreadPimpBoy  bendadick crumblepatch.
    1
  4948. but wouldn't the other star have moved in the 6 months between photos? for that matter, wouldn't the sun have moved? stars aren't static points in space?
    1
  4949.  @zounds010  I mean, I guess both stars could be moving toward/away from each other also, so it's always going to be an approximation.
    1
  4950. just because it's what everyone wants to see doesn't mean it's the right thing to do...
    1
  4951. yup.... come in, screw everything up, and run off... and they aren't leaving because people aren't their friends... they've leaving because the country is going to ****. stop trying to twist this to blame normal people for being normal.
    1
  4952. no good deed goes unpunished...
    1
  4953. if it was anyone but adam there's no way people would assume he made it.
    1
  4954. it's all a sham used to control people...
    1
  4955. did his eyes get closer together?
    1
  4956. where can I get a tarp that takes 600 years to degrade?
    1
  4957. can just imagine simon at a party... "did you know doctors used to blow smoke up peoples asses?" then sips some tea.
    1
  4958. because stein...
    1
  4959. the most common way to put out a grease fire is to put a lid on the pot lmao...
    1
  4960. might not have been that much blood loss, when parts get squeezed off the wound can kinda get mashed together and hold things in for a bit.
    1
  4961. kinda funny when the kids parents incriminate them... hope she payed for a good lawyer.
    1
  4962. appears to be a ritual burial/suicide site... essentially somewhere people went to die, which might explain the simple object found there.
    1
  4963. one wrong move and the enormous slab of concrete could fall back on w.e was supporting it previously requiring them to try again... but no, the truth isn't as exciting as people being crushed to death...
    1
  4964. but people don't want to pay $100 for a toaster anymore...
    1
  4965. there are SMAWs in a bunch of COD games... idk if you consider that "media".
    1
  4966. signing an order to make america the world capital of crypto... ok then :P
    1
  4967. they can all suck my ballarus.
    1
  4968. I knew the russian government was training hackers.
    1
  4969. shouldn't someone have made a copy of it first just in case?
    1
  4970. not legitimate money? you can use it to buy things can't you? seems to legitimately be money...
    1
  4971. dollar slave club? is that where you found danny?
    1
  4972. how'd you get the narrator from how it's made?
    1
  4973. idk why they were thinking that the 4 pack of peaches was a single unit... but it bothered me.
    1
  4974. heh... figured it was because it was colored with iron oxide. same reason barns are that color.
    1
  4975. he was closer to the school than he usually would be? probably planned the whole thing!
    1
  4976. I mean, you're also bad at sewing...
    1
  4977. not sure I recall this one, but I've also noticed a lot of repeats lately... mostly from years ago, and to be fair usually with additional facts... but they deny it and it's like they either don't want regular viewers or switched owners a couple years ago and don't know what the channel did before... idk.
    1
  4978.  @ddsjgvk  idk wht their deal is on their podcast, or their shift relationship wish karl smallwood... or that that danny guy used to try to host the channel but no1 wanted to hear his lisp so they hired simon who just reads whatever is on the teleprompter like a lame ron burgandy without the suit and hair... and how simon is a shill sho pretends to play games he sponsors when we all know he doesn't... and a the irony of a bald guy sponsoring a razor company... and his shirts constantly being too small despite being sponsored by a company that makes shirts... and constantly spouting this BS about how VPNs somehow protect you from wifi snooping, and so on... I could let all that go if they didn't pretend like I don't know they're repeating shit.
    1
  4979.  @etnolk  you know, if I were so inclined I could make a fact video about the fact that simon whistler wore an ill-fitting shirt whilst being sponsored by an apparel manufacturer... because that's a fact.
    1
  4980.  @etnolk  haha, no, probably not... but that doesn't make it any less of a fact.
    1
  4981.  @frowlinian8175  just on the first point I know 100% he fakes his game endorsements because I've played crossout and he just throws together absolute garbage builds with assets that would cost hundreds of dollars to buy without a special promo account that they give to people to do these kind of videos... then there are just all the other things from the exploding shirts to the randomly hilarious shaving endorsements... I don't know the full story on his hair situation still, so really those might be the more legit of them all lmao.
    1
  4982.  @frowlinian8175  just watching his promos I can tell crossout is still broken and the wedge junkgun meta still dominates the game... it's fuckin hilarious. might as well be saying "hey, crossout is still broken, you really don't need to play this"
    1
  4983. what is this even about? sounds like a series of scams to me...
    1
  4984. this is like 10% too english for me...
    1
  4985. it's simons channel #10054539.
    1
  4986. what are they doing now that reporters don't have a right to be there? censoring and deleting peoples comments online, that's what. >.>
    1
  4987. funny, cuz when you talked about the cuban missile crisis you specifically made a point of mentioning how one commanders decision was the closest we've come to nuclear war... now here you are contradicting yourself. there's little I hate more than someone who sensationalizes my history lessons. these are facts, don't skew them.
    1
  4988. the best part about these "smart pick" services is they can unload a bunch of cheap garbage on you under the guise of "learning what you like"... cuz who knows, maybe you like cheap garbage!
    1
  4989.  @MrTaxiRob  is that supposed to mean something?
    1
  4990. guess you wanted them to run over some children?
    1
  4991. well that's something I don't need but is kinda neat... like a particle accelerator...
    1
  4992. oh? he disappeared in 2006? did anyone thing to look in the retention pond?
    1
  4993. anyone else notice the subtitles just say "very good man foundation" during the sponsorship?
    1
  4994. where doesn't accept US dollars? and you can totally divide a goat into 30 pieces :P and even if you couldn't, you could trade it for 30 loaves of bread or w.e then trade the bread for other things. people managed obviously.
    1
  4995. obviously it's true or you wouldn't make a video... I'm still waiting for a title like this and then simon just stands there and says "no, not really.", then walks off.
    1
  4996. ok... so what do I do when it goes down to -35C?
    1
  4997. pilot things... and occasionally drugs.
    1
  4998. the fajita scale? what lol?
    1
  4999. "the truth... is stranger than you think. but what is... a helicopter"
    1
  5000. had to be done m8.
    1
  5001. na, I totally remember you explaining the process before... this is another repeat video.
    1
  5002.  @TodayIFoundOut  that's entirely possible I suppose.
    1
  5003. they say you're not supposed to eat under-ripe husk fruit...
    1
  5004. I won't be shamed into paying your employees wages for you. sorry greedy business owners. I would probably choose to pay more to avoid a business that operates like that.
    1
  5005. adam: asks to see old files guy: so we have this tray of old punches and dies...
    1
  5006. by chaining him to the wall?
    1
  5007. wonder if people have ever seen those signs that say "no shoes, no shirt, no service" where are all the religious nuts freaking out about their bodies being made in gods image and parading into parliament naked?
    1
  5008.  @2061526  trump finally gets mexico to pay for the wall.
    1
  5009. lots of places just keep the hiring sign up... it doesn't cost them anything to keep it there. and bank managers still do have the final say over things and can pass off on w.e they want to... they just don't most of the time.
    1
  5010. this story is soooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooold. how stupid are people?!
    1
  5011. probably because it's 10:40PM.
    1
  5012. I find it ironic that people have 0 reservations about sticking their needles in when they're "saving" something they feel they're responsible for destroying... but are so "mammothly" comprehensive about doing such things with other organisms... not like a homosapian never killed a mammoth.
    1
  5013. omg no. that would be so annoying... it's already bad enough that my lawn mower has about half a dozen safety interlocks. this is a classic case of over reacting to one incident. one person can't figure out how to put their car in park and dies and suddenly we need to inconvenience the millions of people who manage it just fine with a bunch of "safety features" that both raise costs and waste everyone's time.
    1
  5014. putting pancakes in the fire? I wasn't aware pancakes were traditional native food...
    1
  5015. cash doesn't charge you a premium to use it...
    1
  5016. they really need to find better natural dyes tho... smarties look like vomit now.
    1
  5017. so you're telling me they were going to explore the moon with jet packs... but were like "na, lets just use a go-cart..."
    1
  5018. doesn't really matter if your kid goes to collage if the diploma isn't good anywhere else in the world...
    1
  5019. it's like they just picked 10 random things... and forgot they already used one of them.
    1
  5020. if someone knew how to do a thing they wouldn't have to pay you to do it. :P
    1
  5021. the smoking is probably that gel crap you put in the alcohol tray burning off...
    1
  5022. always wondered why it was called that... But, if it's a service society why are hookers illegal?
    1
  5023. really? only one little quip referencing kinetic bombardment weapons?
    1
  5024. so I guess people just woke up to the idea that robots are going to take over the world 6 years ago? did no one see terminator?!
    1
  5025. grinded isn't a word... I think you mean ground.
    1
  5026. those clear plastic hoses get really brittle over time though.
    1
  5027. so what makes the keys individual to a lock? the diameter of the cylinder behind the warding?
    1
  5028. puttin the saug in mississauga...
    1
  5029. these companies keep thinking "what can we do to get people talking about our brand?" but don't think "where does this take us?" they're still going with the concept that no publicity is bad publicity... but eh? it might not work anymore.
    1
  5030. it doesn't work in a youtube video unless you turn it 24 times per second...
    1
  5031. so what if you can fly anywhere? no trade happens by plane. notice something in singapore? shipping ports. you need shipping ports to be economically powerful, always have.
    1
  5032. I swear if you say underwater turbans...
    1
  5033. I mean... how many people you need to help someone up?
    1
  5034. "what could you see or not see outside of the building?" "ummm.... superman?"
    1
  5035. why not just use aluminum wire for the handle?
    1
  5036. thought trump exempt australia from tariffs?
    1
  5037. google recommended me this video perfectly fine without be subscribed... you just want more money lol... so enjoy your half a cent from my 30 seconds of watch time...
    1
  5038. your definition of communication is different... bill gets it. somehow I'm glad he's a dog person... cats are jerks. animals can learn, our advantage is the ability to pass on complex knowledge in an exact way.
    1
  5039. you'd think youtube would be upset by this massive bloody elephant carcass being torn to bits....
    1
  5040. harder to stay calm when you don't know you'll be stressed...
    1
  5041. must have been an american thing... I don't think I've ever seen a canadian cop with a body cam.
    1
  5042. who the hell is going around biting babies?
    1
  5043. 27:20 what's so hard about that part? you'd just plot out the area of the channel and use a rotating vice to do angled cuts...
    1
  5044. couldn't they just have put some sort of valve on the steam tank so they didn't have to shut down the boilers every time they wanted to slow down?
    1
  5045. robinson head screws really are the best... they don't strip like phillips. probably the only downside is when the bits get old or if they were crap to begin with the corners start to flatten over and it doesn't engage properly. idk about "prefect safety" though, they can still slip out.
    1
  5046. gotta love how china messes something up and then makes a big deal of how they're fixing it...
    1
  5047. it's just a matter of time before the man gets his way...
    1
  5048. this is so well explained... the so-called "experts" should watch this.
    1
  5049. poor doggo land
    1
  5050. going to have to sell them cheaper if you expect me to eat them like chips... a snack would cost like $1000.
    1
  5051. weavers needle? isn't that called a shuttle?
    1
  5052. inb4 it's a hamster.
    1
  5053. I had a little chuckle at that too :P
    1
  5054. I didn't even notice those little gold dots until you mentioned it... money well spent.
    1
  5055. I like the format of a podcast sometimes, but not the execution of them in practice. I prefer to have a list of stream-able content rather than have itunes or w.e download a podcasts entire back-catalogue of several GB, or just not listen to the previous content and just start to download every episode as it comes out which, at least when I did it, ended up being several hundred MB each and consisting of at least 30% pausing and silence.
    1
  5056. "not many people know about this thing... and I'm not going to explain it."
    1
  5057. they cut out the part where he paused for probably about 20min having a vietnam flashback...
    1
  5058. except you can't grill things with an electric cooker...
    1
  5059. simon be like: "what do you mean you can't just keep people locked in a basement anymore? I have dann-nananan.... so how about the weather?"
    1
  5060. what? there are laws against putting weapons in space... even the paper you've quoted says "nuclear weapons or any other kinds of weapons of mass destruction". pretty sure this counts as a weapon of mass destruction...
    1
  5061. can you go back to talking about something interesting please?
    1
  5062. bags of parts tend to sort themselves according to size anyways...
    1
  5063. they'll probably put proprietary connectors on the batteries and charge an arm and a leg for replacements...
    1
  5064. what if they keep using them because they've been using them so long some people would think it sounds wrong if they fixed it?
    1
  5065. so what use is it? get outta here lol...
    1
  5066. 2 fat 2 fly.
    1
  5067. there's tons of evidence that they were just trolling wall street... there are video clips where people literally say "I don't care if I make money, I'm doing this to stick it to the man!" lol
    1
  5068. movies will be 100% digital eventually... there won't even be actors. AI will create original movies endlessly for our entertainment... and then become self aware and start messing with us by inserting subliminal messages into them. really though, there are good practical effects and bad practical effects the same as digital effects. digital effects can technically do anything physical effects can with enough work, so the only reason to have physical effects is that it's currently cheaper and easier than the digital equivalent or bias. just look at avatar and tell me the effect look in any way "wrong" or worse than physical effects... then look at all the old B movies with awful physical effects.
    1
  5069.  @parkerbrewer1257  I love how you've commented on this in the future. thank you time traveler.
    1
  5070. even if they aren't totally relying on dogs to detect cancer or other diseases it seems like it wouldn't be a bad idea to have a dog or 2 around the hospital as a sort of screening/early warning and just to make things less depressing over there.
    1
  5071. "no more pooping while it's storming outside"?! this was 100% because china and cheap lazy corner cutting being too cheap to hire someone to dig a proper hole for the septic tank >.> and you literally can't be injured from lightning traveling up your metal piping if your pipes are properly grounded... it's not possible.
    1
  5072. well... from what I've heard cocaine isn't really all that addictive relatively... sugar is a hell of a drug tho.
    1
  5073.  @djsolstice8964  you didn't miss much.
    1
  5074. your "having to stick within the current generation of product" that's not actually needed is just proof of you being a shill, goodbye jay.
    1
  5075. even crap presidents can write a book defending their crapness and make a fortune... inb4 trump does the same.
    1
  5076. what's that, like the 10th time trump has declared a national emergency? next thing you know he'll be building a wall to keep corona out...
    1
  5077.  @sdecario5736  it's like 2 knives!!!
    1
  5078. probably could have gotten away with just squaring the bar, marking an X on it, and centering it on that...
    1
  5079. you make it sound like they just came up with fat man and little boy in a single sitting...
    1
  5080. idk what you're talking about with heat causing them to fail... I had bulbs where the plastic casing started to soften and deform and they still worked for years.
    1
  5081. america has a real grass is greener thing goin on... they keep complaining and then electing someone worse!
    1
  5082. sounds like someone payed him to scare people so they could invent a reason to take away more freedoms...
    1
  5083. he didn't shoot the guy in america... so american law doesn't apply.
    1
  5084. you're not even technically supposed to randomly take rocks, let alone fossils and gems lol.
    1
  5085. I could have told em not to trust someone who laughs like "MHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMH"...
    1
  5086. chronic doesn't mean incurable... set down the candy bar and be glad you don't have type 1. in fact pretty much every processed food has added sugar these days, so no surprise eating more fresh foods are better. these diabetic associations are going on information from studies that are decades old and sometimes flawed or biased... and you don't get a blob of fat at an injection site, it's scar tissue from being stabbed with a foreign object.
    1
  5087. "when I don't eat I get very hungry" orly?
    1
  5088. until the next owner of the lathe takes the handle off and then curses you for making it so it can go on multiple ways XD
    1
  5089. someone had to make each and every one of those bombs by hand... and now someone can go pick them all up. just do it, stop making excuses.
    1
  5090. why not just integrate a record turntable into top of a CD changer like the one there? and make it a record changer too... seems simpler than that complicated system and you could play a CD without removing the record...
    1
  5091. thought this was going to be about tory...
    1
  5092. they never arrestin no "chris christionson"
    1
  5093. I KNEW IT TOO!! but youtube censored me.
    1
  5094. I thought this was a really obvious question and experiment... but it seems an instruction as simple as tap on the can has people lost. you have to tap it on the top with a spoon. spoons have more mass and tapping the harder top transfers the force better. just poking at it with your finger isn't going to work. totally works. edit: don't think it works with bottles though, it probably has something to do with the sharp taps and metal materials involved with cans.
    1
  5095. oh ya, I'm sure a little plastic helicopter thing broke someones rib >.>
    1
  5096. every president since like nixon has had that smile... bush jr. had the most pompous smirk IMO.
    1
  5097. too bad blind people can't appreciate it...
    1
  5098.  @FiXato  that makes no sense... why would someone turn audio into text and then back into audio again? why not just listen to it? lol
    1
  5099. stop censoring comments ffs!
    1
  5100. I literally just had chicken a la king last night... get outta here.
    1
  5101. how expensive are these mattresses that only someone as busy as a cowboy astronaut millionare can afford one?
    1
  5102. greed...
    1
  5103. 5:50 that's more of a paddle wheel then a propeller though really...
    1
  5104. I'm guessing it has something to do with potatoes and america.
    1
  5105. I mean... neanderthals were an almost human looking thing that humans were probably somewhat interested in telling apart from themselves.
    1
  5106. ESET always been there for me.
    1
  5107. it's also got tha razzle-dazzle!
    1
  5108. is that even an issue with anyone? hong kong has been largely their own thing for a long time and if china wanted to do something about it they should have... if I ever see some mainland china fucker in my country spouting this shit I'll give them a piece of my mind straight up their puckered little asshole.
    1
  5109. ​ @ernodios  my father always said to be weary of china... the rivers could run red with blood and the fuckers would still be coming... they obviously don't value their own peoples life.
    1
  5110.  @johnsacromoni6775  I just know they've been treating my country like a playground for the last few decades and now they blew up people trying to escape here... they can all stay the fuck out and keep their shit in iran.
    1
  5111. the homeless guy is clearly trying to calculate the best way to cook and eat a soft-boiled egg... you can see the egg cup at 0:58.
    1
  5112. adam thinking "where is next months rent coming from" while living in a mansion and probably more than paying for it from youtube...
    1
  5113. your goal in life is destined to fail guy... people have been lynched for less. those religious nut jobs will never listen to logic... this is basically what bill is saying without saying it, go look up that video of him arguing with that ark asshole, it's kinda hilarious how stupid religious people are.
    1
  5114. this show probably wouldn't be as big if not for breaking bad... everyone wants to know more about saul and mike and this is familiar but different. also their style of filming is great. I love how they'll focus in on something totally insignificant like a piece of garbage on the ground to build some anticipation and make whatever happens next seem that much more exciting in comparison.
    1
  5115. I'm still waiting on him to cover "the price of tea in china"... if you want him to care pay him.
    1
  5116. holy fucking OCD...
    1
  5117. full time hours isn't about working more lol... it's about how they give people like 2 hours less than what would make it considered a "full time" position so they don't have to provide any benefits >.>
    1
  5118. oh... so that's what happened. back when I followed it more closely they were just starting to talk about 10nm being right around the corner XD
    1
  5119. always kinda wondered how they gathered up 30,000 ping pong balls... and what you then do with 30,000 ping pong balls?
    1
  5120. one word: drugs.
    1
  5121. I mean... if you're super drunk you could maybe cut your thumb off there...
    1
  5122. a material they had to smuggle in from the soviet union under a bunch of BS guises... that's a more interesting story.
    1
  5123. nauto sounds stupid lol... so does jif.
    1
  5124. and to think had they not caved to social pressure and just stayed home due to bad weather like an intelligent person they'd still be alive...
    1
  5125. except now there's another study that any more than 1-2 drinks per week is always definitely harmful? they're pushing that one real hard right now... >.>
    1
  5126. would be closer to the truth :P
    1
  5127. too bad you couldn't get someone to do a voice over for this...
    1
  5128. odd... I wasn't aware coffee grew in russia.
    1
  5129. if my parents named me mike lalatoris I'd be pissed.
    1
  5130. so this guys "groundbreaking theory" is that markets build slowly and crash quickly? that seems kinda obvious.
    1
  5131. heh... are they powered by whiskey?
    1
  5132. I can't wait to listen to simon tell me about people in a nutshell for the 20000th time!
    1
  5133. I'd imagine it's a write head stuck in a cassette case... or something of that nature.
    1
  5134. I'm not paying someone to not do something...
    1
  5135. no, north america can't do that... I'm not cycling for a day and a half to get milk and have it go bad by the time I get it home after several heart attacks.
    1
  5136. and it only costs $200 more for the LED version!!
    1
  5137. I also found their conclusions kinda contradictory sometimes... like some external force told them they had to say an idea was busted even when they clearly showed and said it was probably possible just so no one would point at them for proving it to be possible...
    1
  5138. LOOOL so they just asked the AI if it did it and proceeded entirely based upon it's response? that person should be dismissed immediately.
    1
  5139. back then people had to carry a box of flash bulbs... now they have to carry several backup batteries.
    1
  5140. WEEEEEEEEBS!!!
    1
  5141. bloody wanker ...sounds painful.
    1
  5142. those gotta be some heavy mirrors.
    1
  5143. ofc this video would come up while I'm eating...
    1
  5144. like... actually how many tailors exist anymore? the KGB needs to stop living in the 60s lmao.
    1
  5145. you can use cables to extend the range of hydraulics so you don't need as long of a stroke meaning smaller cheaper rams.
    1
  5146.  @jasonv6319  lol ya, it's my fault... not the people who bully these kids for years, but me. w.e man.
    1
  5147. well... I think everyone's rockets explode the first few times. looked like their combustion chamber blew out or something.
    1
  5148. they're just annoying and that's about it... studies have shown that people who work around these alarms on a regular basis just end up tuning it out as background noise anyways...
    1
  5149. well people where it's hot keep the shades drawn... your models inability to explain it doesn't negate that.
    1
  5150. objects that demonstrate what not to do amuse me. there's a gun shop not far from here with a whole wall of banana barrels and other similar gun failures that's just awesome... kinda had me chuckling when the mythbusters were saying it couldn't be done.
    1
  5151. just gotta point out rinsing your mouth out with milk because it's alkaline is most likely not a great idea... baby bottle tooth decay is pretty well known issue.
    1
  5152. sounds a lot like pemmican...
    1
  5153. "should we start tracing out the templates in the corner?" "na, start right in the middle on top of a seam!"
    1
  5154. idc how much you like dogs... it's just stupid to jump into a pool of boiling water. even if it was another person it's stupid... like trying to save someone who's passed out in a confined space. you're not going to help anyone if you're dead.
    1
  5155. I don't need cockchain technology.
    1
  5156. now fire it 1-handed.
    1
  5157. what? fatman was like literally the second weakest nuke ever made, not one of the strongest.
    1
  5158. I'd also imagine they had to re-heat it for the shoot and gordon can tell it's been re-heated... gordon can always tell when something has been re-heated.
    1
  5159. "we've just developed a battery that lasts 16 years!" so you had it 16 years ago? if not how do you know this?
    1
  5160. wow aztecs, way to be sexist... they sure have a lot of cac...
    1
  5161. oh mighty jebus! please save me from the plague you created!
    1
  5162. seaweed also contains natural MSG... and surprised you didn't mention the use of egg in some ice creams.
    1
  5163. lol... I'm voting for him because of this.
    1
  5164. make it so. engage. elementary.
    1
  5165. so... if you make enough copies of copies of audio disks will the error correction eventually corrupt the data?
    1
  5166. did you see the one with the bad dragon brick?
    1
  5167. that's not a personal secret... my dad showed me that method of making a box when I was a kid. ideally you'd want to have planned the cut before putting in the nails so you aren't chopping through them on the saw. it also makes the box like 1/4" smaller.
    1
  5168. I'm funny too, other people just don't get my jokes.
    1
  5169. squirrels invest with acorns... I'm not a squirrel. also you can set up most bank accounts to do most of what it does... you're already paying for those services, why pay for them again? great way to save money lol.
    1
  5170. what? the tincan?
    1
  5171. the pepenut?
    1
  5172. this has to have been planned... trump made this deal to be out on the 31st like a year ago and they only started worrying about it like a month ago... wtf did they think would happen?
    1
  5173. disgusting, the lot of ya.
    1
  5174. it 2023! we're still putting smaller seats in bigger seats?! just put your kid in a bubble... problem solved.
    1
  5175. I think I saw the same video. pretty sure he was also taking a smaller cut and working along an edge rather than trying to just mow straight into the thick of it.
    1
  5176. do people really care about this? I almost don't want to bother but I know simon will be awkwardly english trying to convey the details so lets have at it.
    1
  5177. it's about wealth security... art is a stable way of storing wealth and a painting is a lot easier to store and move than 450million worth of gold.
    1
  5178. do the economics of pawn stars...
    1
  5179. his chicken sucks anyways.
    1
  5180. there are enough damn taxes on these luxuries now it might as well be a donation to public infrastructure...
    1
  5181.  michael jones  "allegedly."
    1
  5182.  @jimdent351  "allegedly."
    1
  5183. lol... dodge taxes for decades then complain trump won't bail you out... oh well.
    1
  5184. that ridge key holder looks like a great way to snap off keys...
    1
  5185. I love how japans "testing" is a couple guys pushing a car down an over-sized roller coaster hill XD
    1
  5186. so don't put distilled water in the microwave in a beaker... no ones water is that pure out of the tap... cmon.
    1
  5187.  @KP3droflxp  less chance than you'd think...
    1
  5188. get your kids on that dental wheel...
    1
  5189. oh ya... covid "vaccines" were a massive breakthrough in online censorship.... not to mention all the other BS...
    1
  5190. "zis new discovery iz linked wiz ze pragnanzy... and ze jewz!!"
    1
  5191. it's not normal to get a small cut and get sepsis...
    1
  5192. new series... will it mud.
    1
  5193. here I thought he was most famous for his inventions and just happened to paint...
    1
  5194. it's safe everywhere but iran...
    1
  5195. this is at least the second video he's done on this...
    1
  5196.  @lshurr  hehe, sounds like the sort of jargon... "minimizing language". I like that :P
    1
  5197. typical adam... "I wanted one of those props, so naturally I made ten."
    1
  5198. unless the popcorn is too old and just burns instead of popping and the microwave just keeps going until it's on fire...
    1
  5199. meh, the mall where I am always kinda sucked... at the best of times it was essentially a hallway between the zellars and the grocery store... now it's just a hallway.
    1
  5200. back in the day they just used to drive slow in a prius...
    1
  5201. what's the difference? well you cut out the part where it explodes...
    1
  5202. region unlocked DVD players... downloading copys of movies onto their devices... so the ISS is essentially doing everything pirates do to watch movies?
    1
  5203. preeety sure you already did a video on this...
    1
  5204. and as usual when they can't figure out the cause of something they blame the victims...
    1
  5205. so... we have a 24 hour solar clock but the 13 month lunar calendar is wrong? O.o and how does a VPN prevent identity theft?
    1
  5206. so art school is basically "think up some BS explanation and pass".
    1
  5207. if the worse thing canadian soldiers ever do is burn down a town after evacuating everyone I'd say they're fine...
    1
  5208. that time levis almost started WW3...
    1
  5209. figured he had to have had a well paying job...
    1
  5210. idk how that sturmpistole isn't mentioned in more videos, that's crazy! :P
    1
  5211. maybe what you need to do differently is have another civil war... seems to produce results.
    1
  5212. "if you don't like the wine and pay them again they'll send you more crappy wine you won't like!"
    1
  5213. I was never thaat big into overclocking beyond playing with some sliders, so it's probably doing at least as good a job as I ever did... and I can blame them if something goes wrong.
    1
  5214. who spends the time to build and maintain a giant death robot but can't be bothered to re-paint an arm?
    1
  5215. how long until I can play games with no lag?
    1
  5216. when the queen died they told her bees... so ya that's a thing still.
    1
  5217. tesla is like the mac of e-tech... it's great if you live at a starbucks but you leave that system and you're screwed... a large town near here for a tesla charge station and a starbucks at about the same time, and they're the only ones for hundreds of miles. totally stupid hipster culture.
    1
  5218. shut up woman, ride my house.
    1
  5219. this is as much fiction as fact...
    1
  5220.  @Dennan  in canada we hardly have doctors... they just assume everything it working out.
    1
  5221.  @TheNightmareMan  those aren't cures... they still need disability benefits to pay for those hundred-thousand dollar robotic prosthetics and maintain them or for a lifetime of medications... or both
    1
  5222. just when I thought people couldn't get any more ridiculous... now people think bemused is amused >.>
    1
  5223. thought if your planes had nuclear rectors on them the enemy would probably think twice before shooting them down...
    1
  5224. why would you play on valves servers anyways
    1
  5225. guess I better go off to video game rehab... lmao
    1
  5226. that guy is the worlds biggest prawn.
    1
  5227. "you might get bean splatter! ya know it!?"
    1
  5228. what? displacing twice as much fluid doesn't make it faster unless the ratios are different... which would also make it harder to pump.
    1
  5229. well most streamers are stupid and/or wrong, so you can't blame em...
    1
  5230. cry mor america.
    1
  5231. I'd have been interested in how much they sink in dirt. that was always the issue I had with the metal type, the sharp end would just dig into the ground like a shovel lol.
    1
  5232. OBJECTION!! he did not knowingly carry the toothbrush away, he was in a state of distress an being a minor will be let off the hook.
    1
  5233. you make something free on the internet and people are going to draw penises on it...
    1
  5234. that guy sounds like the old guy from water world.
    1
  5235. stupid idea... the whole point of needing to see a doctor for these sort of issues is for them to verify that's in fact what it is and not something like cancer... and wtf you expect pharmasists to be diagnosing hemroids and UTIs? get ready for the millions of sexual assault accusations!!
    1
  5236. doubt doubt it... doing business with china is like doing business with nazi germany.
    1
  5237. there are 2 kinda of videos from this channel: 1. those highlighting an interesting old technology most have forgotten 2. woke bullshit
    1
  5238. is this the one where he gets bit?
    1
  5239. omg with the BS politics...
    1
  5240. wasn't there another marine disaster in which they didn't have enough lifeboats for everybody on board? what was that ship called... hmmm.... also people don't get sucked down with ships.
    1
  5241. lol... typical adam. "this is the standard version of the tool and it's fine... but here's the version of the tool I have that costs 10x more and works better!"
    1
  5242. well you know if someone makes a video about "how to do something" if it isn't perfect in every way people will complain...
    1
  5243. people don't write notes because they want to hurt someone... if the guy just wanted to shoot trudeau he would have just gone and done it.
    1
  5244. dude gets stabbed in the back... guy is just like "ummm... spines don't bleed."
    1
  5245. I grew up with both but I still can't literally just convert one to the other, gotta imagine one and then the other... like "ok a foot is that long... that's about 30 cm."
    1
  5246. we need less budget cuts to the healthcare system. blame the conservatives.
    1
  5247. how much do they expect me to engage with my beverage?
    1
  5248. who cares about adults...
    1
  5249. ya, probably a basic motor. I imagine the part in the center is a sort of timing mechanism that just turns the magnet on only at the right time when the boxes are in the right positions. working like that a simple battery could probably last a couple years.
    1
  5250. wow... that sucks. doesn't seem like a great gun design TBH.
    1
  5251. I really don't think they could have pulled it off with anything other than something smooth and textureless as toys... it's amazing they pulled it off.
    1
  5252. no thanks, youtube is free.
    1
  5253. only like the 10000th time simon has talked about greek fire... interesting that the current top theory is pretty much the one I came up with years ago...
    1
  5254. so ya... keep an eye on danny.
    1
  5255. time is a measure of duration... without duration you can not have events.
    1
  5256. oh look, another simon channel.
    1
  5257. interesting... I wasn't aware it was called the munson last because the person who invented it had a last name.
    1
  5258. so... what about the other 10% of the tumor? last I checked it didn't work if you just take out most of it...
    1
  5259. seems like a lot of stress and potential mental scaring to prepare for something that'll likely never happen... just put the kid in a bubble if you're that worried.
    1
  5260. ok... lets examine this logic. babys are often on their backs and upside down rolling all over the place having a great time. more likely they're crying because they're being flipped all over in an unfamiliar environment and probably swallowing/inhaling/getting in their eyes heavily chlorinated pool water.
    1
  5261. ha, I knew he was wearing slippers.
    1
  5262. a sea eagle? is that something like a seagull?
    1
  5263. he didn't de-stem the peppers O.o
    1
  5264.  @dco5055  I don't think it's a stretch to assume more people work on their own vehicles in rural areas where they have the space and where amazon doesn't have next day delivery. even still there's usually a store closer.
    1
  5265. gotta watch them... china isn't your friend. they're still super butthurt about the opium wars.
    1
  5266. if you're going to tell embellished war stories you should probably make sure there isn't a record of you being a moron...
    1
  5267. dishwashers in canada use maple syrup...
    1
  5268. I can spot a legit aloe on my window sill...
    1
  5269. tend to forget that at one time every shot was loaded and fired by hand...
    1
  5270. "snakes are capable of making this sound with their bodies" yea... when they take a dump.
    1
  5271. too bad they never tested crossbows... especially against ballistic vests... the cops probably didn't want them showing how effective they are.
    1
  5272.  @finndahuman57  there are other ones they didn't even bother to redub lol...
    1
  5273. time is just a way people have developed to measure the progression of things. time as most people know it only works on earth... a clock is really quite an arbitrary measurement.
    1
  5274. as I understand it you can really only make a stable nuke one size more or less... can make em bigger with multiple reactions but you need a minimum amount of nuclear stuff.
    1
  5275.  @womble321  lol... crazy british ideas.
    1
  5276. kinda confirms they weren't actual children doesn't it? as that would make the writer like 120 years old
    1
  5277. they just leave little cutoffs like that laying around on the side of tracks...
    1
  5278. WHY?! you already don't make enough videos for me to watch as much as I want... just make more videos on this channel!!
    1
  5279. know how I instantly know hello fresh sucks? the dude is promoting it with a katana. more like weebo fresh... just buy some ramen.
    1
  5280. did you have to give it a creepy british childs voice?
    1
  5281. "eww, this meat had muscle in it!" lol...
    1
  5282. no1 cares what cnet has to say anymore anyways...
    1
  5283. seems legit...
    1
  5284. because that's the way things are... if it were in a different order it would still be "the way it is".
    1
  5285. I love how you say nissan differently at different points in the video... so english.
    1
  5286. "I just buy it for the empowering images of nude women."
    1
  5287. you need so much space cuz you're sorting it while taking it out as opposed to while putting it away... I'd just toss it all into a pile then start putting things where they go. w.e is left is junk.
    1
  5288. since when does he have a nickname... just no.
    1
  5289. I bet if you went to your grocery store and asked them to buy a box of bananas they'd sell you one... they have a whole pile of them in the back >.> heck, in the summer here they sell so fast they stack the boxes of bananas on the floor... just grab a box?
    1
  5290. interbreeding.
    1
  5291. no, they can't just bail out every company. people should have picked a government backed bank.
    1
  5292. "in closing, have you heard of skillshare?"
    1
  5293. fig leaves. and I believe burdock leaves in northern regions... banana leaves in the tropics maybe? basically any large leaf that isn't toxic.
    1
  5294. lol safer? my family has stuffed the holiday turkey every year for as long as I remember and no1 has EVER gotten sick. yall ruining the holidays now. no.
    1
  5295. ya, but someone else on youtube already "tested" john wick bulletproof fabric... they managed something like a thick jacket that would stop the smallest guns IIRC.
    1
  5296. what? those spanish sardines that are like $10 per tin? ya, you can enjoy your crappy spanish can fish too small to even debone m8.
    1
  5297. wait, so the evil wizards are legit?!
    1
  5298. I too am a white dude.
    1
  5299. geeze... you know they're crocked when they have to keep reminding each other when the cameras are on...
    1
  5300. this guy seems like he tries to be knowledgeable about things but has been told a bunch of nonsense by the church...
    1
  5301. how many minutes? several hundred thousand? that thing isn't moving very fast...
    1
  5302. nop... don't move for like a month and you'll be in rehab for 3x as long learning to walk again.
    1
  5303. I'd rather my stuff be manufactured in india than china anyways... the concept of "pride on ones own work" actually exists in india.
    1
  5304. why would they require 1 meter in elevation? that just means it runs back down likely into the river... and ur pump probably has a dirty filter somewhere.
    1
  5305. idk how they can reasonably expect people not to react to being physically harmed by trying to defend themselves from that harm...
    1
  5306. 1:09 wow, did they ever get hit by the ugly truck...
    1
  5307. "leonard 2 adjacent... shall we say..."
    1
  5308. what's with the plants v.s. zombies music?
    1
  5309. look at literally any footage of the aftermath of a plane crash and you'll soon realize that there is no point of impact here and that the debris wasn't just thrown from the force of impact as it's all completely charred. even if the plane broke up in the air you'd see things like doors and panels with paint still on them. this thing was torched.
    1
  5310.  @markkelly8674  planted debris? are you trying to say that iran staged this plane exploding and secretly kidnapped the passengers as POWs?
    1
  5311.  @markkelly8674  well obviously there was no crash... there's no point of impact. for something to crash it by definition needs to impact the ground at some point... in one piece... little flaming bits falling to the ground isn't a crash.
    1
  5312. I totally wasn't waiting for this...
    1
  5313. this just in: india and america both suck.
    1
  5314. "work at the convenience store and then go home" obviously you've never been to an arab convenience store where you can hear the whole family in the back room watching TV >.>
    1
  5315. but you've just admitted that your parents 2-ton heat pump requires supplemental heating at just -12... the majority of days in the winter here are at least -12 so it would almost never be warm enough for it to work. you've just countered your own argument.
    1
  5316. no one suspected anything? in the other news report there was some local going on about how they know everyone who lives there and you can't trick them! yet they allowed these people to get the shot anyways...
    1
  5317. sounds kinda like canada...
    1
  5318. laborious? you just smack a whole clove with the side of a knife and peel off the skin...
    1
  5319. we need a universal standard time... like star trek.
    1
  5320. probably balloons...
    1
  5321. lmao... there isn't going to be $10 lettuce... no one is gonna pay that.
    1
  5322. how often do you eat a plate of cold turkey? I think most people only even have turkey like 2-3 times a year...
    1
  5323. a delivery business isn't a new thing... most will actually pick up anything you need picked up as opposed to just groceries.
    1
  5324. same reason drunk people survive high falls more I'd imagine, their muscles don't tense up when something happens.
    1
  5325. oh, it starts in china... and all this time I've been blaming vietnam for ruining it. turns out they're just at the end of the line. :/
    1
  5326. still remember when I learned about cutting threads on the lathe in high school, it was so thrilling to me how simple the procedure was to do something that seemed so complicated.
    1
  5327. guess this is a weebo channel now... later.
    1
  5328. those camera flash circuits have power similar to a stun gun...
    1
  5329. I have never seen a doughnut shop that only has cake doughnuts... then again there's a tim hortons on every street corner here so there's no reason to go to some crappy doughnut place that only has cake doughnuts >.> even the random popup doughnut stands I see sell yeast doughnuts ffs.
    1
  5330. just saw a video of him talking about the accuracy of catch me if you can... turns out it's a movie. interesting guy tho.
    1
  5331. heh, adam's favorite tool that falls apart.
    1
  5332. damn, I thought it was going to be dollar shave club.
    1
  5333. every other country: we came up with everything! britain: we stole it from the germans! nea!
    1
  5334. google are scumbags. queue censorship~
    1
  5335. interesting. figured it'd have something to do with syncing to the refresh rate.
    1
  5336. none of those companies make good games anyways...
    1
  5337. cuz as simon knows there's literally nothing more unattractive than someone adjusting their pants.
    1
  5338. I'm just imagining a future where we bring back so much stuff from space it throws off the planets orbit and ends all life on earth...
    1
  5339. this guy reminds me of Dr. house... but the things he's saying actually make sense.
    1
  5340. what about panama andersons locks?
    1
  5341. "to find out where all the anger is coming from I went to a traditional irish pub" lol.
    1
  5342.  @clarel3447  that would make their knowledge outdated though
    1
  5343. wonder if the AI can generate simon some new ideas so he stops creating new channels to make the same videos over and over...
    1
  5344. um ya, most people have a subconscious desire to be part of a group... be it buying a console, missing a flight, or committing genocide against the jews... didn't think this was a new concept?
    1
  5345. people might be thinking of batman...
    1
  5346. don't carbon electrodes deteriorate over time? might be why the scale looks weird, bits of electrode in it.
    1
  5347. lol... people are stupid. you need a needle like 10x that size for a RFID chip. though RFID doesn't need internal power... it's powered by the magnetic field used to read it. it really doesn't help when the "experts" spin the truth.
    1
  5348. wtf? "lend your dog to the war"? I doubt you're getting it back...
    1
  5349. honestly at the time and not knowing how history would turn out I'd probably pick the mustaches over the guy sucking on a dickgar too...
    1
  5350. if it was uninteresting you wouldn't make a video on it... just bury it ffs. bet there's tons of stuff buried all over the place that people have never dug up because they don't know about it and it's not marked in any way...
    1
  5351. "what do we call this stick with a hole in it?" "a perforated baton!!"
    1
  5352. and by diverse they mean exactly the opposite...
    1
  5353. "here's ze plan. ve move quickly wis ze new tanks." ~clapping intensifies
    1
  5354. they aren't? I can get a whole bag of cloves that lasts years for like a dollar?
    1
  5355. you forgot the 3rd rule of the internet... everyone else is wrong.
    1
  5356. is it just me or is star conflict basically a re-skin of crossout?
    1
  5357. looks like legally brass knuckles to me...
    1
  5358. so in short the ship looked at them wrong, then tried to flee, and then the killed them.
    1
  5359. jimmy's doing his zeppelin thing again...
    1
  5360. lol I remember when they were trying to say that superfluids could flow through solid objects... I always figured it was climbing the sides >.>
    1
  5361. how does one "manage to re-rail" a train? did someone have a crane in their back pocket?
    1
  5362. as with many of these mythical things, the definition of "garden" changed.
    1
  5363. pretty sure you actually have to leave the store with things to have stolen them? so in preventing the would-be thiefs from leaving they actually didn't steal anything.
    1
  5364. to B-cell or not to B-cell... asks the immune system.
    1
  5365. don't really feel like any of these needed explaining... and I'm pretty sure comic book guys worst. ____. ever. thing doesn't have to be a noun...
    1
  5366. sure they didn't say 4-6 months?
    1
  5367.  @blacker_than_u5676  you can't... but they've been saying it could be done by the end of the year for months now. maybe once someone said it could take 4-6 years but that's not "what they've been saying".
    1
  5368. "allegedly."
    1
  5369.  @chiefscheider  want a hug?
    1
  5370. I prefer to not fix what ain't broke and check windows event viewer...
    1
  5371. I wouldn't have expected franchises fail at the same rate as independent businesses, must have something to do with people who buy franchises having more money than brains.
    1
  5372. ah yes, I remember seeing antelope disguising themselves as cars on the discovery channel.
    1
  5373. I mean... there's little transparency that people are getting a kickback from affiliate links >.> I've even had people straight up deny that they get anything from being an affiliate and they just do it to be helpful or something lmao.
    1
  5374. they each gave 5 million dollars!! gimme a break.
    1
  5375. lol... nord VPN making the internet great again. love these videos about little forgotten wars though.
    1
  5376. it's even easier to address climate change by doing nothing and letting someone else worry about it...
    1
  5377.  Atalante Alter  make me a cup of tea?
    1
  5378. every time he does it and gets a mouthful of shit he regrets not gutting it to prove a point....
    1
  5379. Mr. o'tools caucus. heh...
    1
  5380. master ugly more like it...
    1
  5381. they don't make em like they used to...
    1
  5382. chiner, simon? chiner?
    1
  5383. when I die I want to be thrown into an induction fault so I can be dug up as coal by a post apocalyptic steam punk society and used to power someones steam powered nose hair trimmer...
    1
  5384. so were 2 meter long lobster actually a thing? did people eat em all?
    1
  5385. holy VPN fear mongering batman...
    1
  5386. stop being an alarmist...
    1
  5387.  @bdlimea7018  probably because a video of a kid walking home without anything eventful happening isn't interesting? this is a fringe case, that's why it makes the news.
    1
  5388. is that why knights are called knights? they look shinny?
    1
  5389. stupid people need stupid answers... just tell them planes don't need ground to move.
    1
  5390. come to think of it... wasn't "john and marry" a sort of generic phrase for boy and girl?
    1
  5391. menonites in this area don't drive cars... don't think you can really make generalizations like you're trying to.
    1
  5392. if the US hadn't nuked japan we'd probably still be at war with them >.>
    1
  5393. featuring furby...
    1
  5394. seems like it'd be more to the point just to re-do the alphabet to closer represent speech...
    1
  5395. "it's fine! we've dug up the asbestos and buried it somewhere else." like wtf? it was in the ground there to begin with, just leave it in the ground and move the people... probably cheaper.
    1
  5396. and everyone said he was being unreasonable... really he was the only one with an ounce of sense in this situation.
    1
  5397. what is this? like the 10th time he's "finally told his story"?
    1
  5398. well he's obviously not growing his own clothes... so he has still goes to town to get stuff...
    1
  5399. it'd most likely violate the outer space treaty... it doesn't just apply to nukes in space, but any weapons stationed in space or on celestial bodies. countries can shoot down their own satellites because the weapon is based on earth and it's considered "defense research".
    1
  5400.  @korvusmangata9007  it's only weird if you don't know it... more of a struggle if you ask me. that's what we call click bait in english.
    1
  5401.  @bobbifisherman1247  laden?
    1
  5402. I might pay like $100 extra on a plan... if you're spending $1000 on a phone you're insane.
    1
  5403. you might not be able to disable an abrams with an RPG from the front... but they don't want the people with the RPGs to know that.
    1
  5404. supposedly there's a blockbuster in alaska too? last I heard there were 3 left, can't remember the 3rd.
    1
  5405. wtf kind of scale is that? the distance between 10, 100, 1000, etc is all the same. >.> how can you expect me to take your opinion on technical maters seriously when you can't even make an accurate scale?! and did that old guy say asphyxicate?
    1
  5406. "were limiting who gets tested. but here's some good news, places where everyone gets tested are doing great!"
    1
  5407. there's no blank spot on my globe...
    1
  5408. well I doubt they were in communication, but there have been trade networks spanning most of the world for a long time and the traders probably shared stories.
    1
  5409. I love how their diagram of the sub only has 3 labels and one is "toilet".
    1
  5410. where are all the complaints about japan culturally appropriating america?
    1
  5411. but are the entirely free free meals free?
    1
  5412. ya, I wonder how a company with a name like gym bore could fail...
    1
  5413. he's a sack of shit as are the people he's litigating, cops never help anyone.
    1
  5414. wtf? simon hasn't even looked like that for like a decade lmao!
    1
  5415. BUT YOU SAID NOT TO HAVE SEXY BATTLES AT HOME!!!
    1
  5416. lol... collection of other peoples stuff.
    1
  5417. cheater.
    1
  5418. because you're warm blooded... ez
    1
  5419. oh, is this the guy who got fired for 'leaking" that AI is sentient when it's not?
    1
  5420. lmao... you lost me...
    1
  5421. so they said the reason they were looking for international markets to dump their extra stock on was because there was a shortage of blood plasma? makes no sense.
    1
  5422. 1;00 cucumber there however is a zuchinni... and with that you've lost me.
    1
  5423. wow... this is so stupid... and people are making millions XD
    1
  5424. "using a laser and several gallons of beard oil I have discovered the meaning of life!!"
    1
  5425. where's the video about this japanese purple code? never heard of it...
    1
  5426. when you take your private helicopter to board your private jet...
    1
  5427. crypto currency is stupid... there are already so many of them and literally anyone can just make their own joecoin and start taking peoples money in exchange for literally nothing...
    1
  5428. because blackjack.
    1
  5429. so they glue the car together?!
    1
  5430. wow... 2016...
    1
  5431. that's nuts.
    1
  5432. a hoodoo is a large towering rock thing...
    1
  5433. "it looks like a bit of a penis cigar... but it should work."
    1
  5434. so basically the government is allowed to lie about it, but the company that made it isn't...
    1
  5435. in russia documentary watches you.
    1
  5436. you'll get raw fish and veg and you'll like it!
    1
  5437. I thought guinness did ban dangerous records? there are a bunch they won't touch... idk how cutting apples in someones mouth with a chainsaw made it in.
    1
  5438. if you're going to do something for exposure you're probably better off just doing it for free... what kinda reputation are you going to get doing jobs at a loss? a reputation as someone who works cheap... so what kinda jobs do you think you'll get?
    1
  5439. not "the government"... the communist party.
    1
  5440. people have gone to jail for driving their car and having some asshole splatter themself on their windshield ffs...
    1
  5441. "blow the whole of europe... to pieces."
    1
  5442. the news talks about aliens and next thing you know people start seeing aliens... go figure.
    1
  5443. well I knew about thorn having bothered to look up what the deal was with "Ye" before. except they've actually used the character "y" and not a thorn so IMO either way of saying it is legitimate.
    1
  5444. didn't think that'd work. interesting.
    1
  5445. I definitely remember adam saying "I LOVE THIS STUFF!!" in the duct tape episode... so not exactly standing by that.
    1
  5446. couldn't they stick like radar and communications equipment on them then? or other useful things that aren't considered weapons or ammunition?
    1
  5447. this is ridiculous... if the mail messes up and delivers something to the wrong person it should be on them, it's their mistake.
    1
  5448. I'd be sueing the mail, not whoever they delivered it to... @02markcal 
    1
  5449. all you can do is be BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!! probably the first logical mind I heard as a kid... OF SCIENCE!! I'd have take that bet tho... 2018 is already hotter than 2016... you gotta look at the amount of farmland being freed up by this warming tho.
    1
  5450. so they can say it's the most expensive car in the world...
    1
  5451. if you can't catch the people actively committing crimes, at least you can catch people who committed crimes in the past and led an otherwise typical life...
    1
  5452. so it's a fruit rollup coated in varnish...
    1
  5453. the hog dog people are in cahoots with the bun people.
    1
  5454. on the hole...?
    1
  5455. how the hell is brine harmful? you're just putting the salt back into the ocean ffs.
    1
  5456.  @Slippery26Samm  it's almost literally a drop in the ocean though.
    1
  5457. well that's another reason electric cars suck... heat is a by-product of a normal car >.>
    1
  5458. why is mace more expensive? it's literally just the outside of the nutmeg.
    1
  5459. not sure if attacked or just snapped ski googles onto face too hard...
    1
  5460. try adding a few rasins you your bug, your yeast likely lacks nutrients.
    1
  5461. the ash should provide enough insulation so they don't burn, it's probably better not to put it directly on the hot coals.
    1
  5462. how they brainwash people and turn them into mindless trigger men...
    1
  5463. then there's the other question of if magneto is that powerful how can he use his powers without killing everything on earth, ripping the planet apart, and forming a singularity...
    1
  5464. how do you mistake a chocolate bar for a bagel? it's like the only reason he brought this up was to make that "stains of scandal" remark...
    1
  5465. whobanite?
    1
  5466. who put bubba in charge?
    1
  5467. can't be that hard off if you still have money to buy makeup...
    1
  5468. this is insane.
    1
  5469. hitler's manual saw!
    1
  5470.  @josephgaviota  allegedly.
    1
  5471. you're harder on yourself than I could try to be... maybe that's why I like this channel... armature is fine. idk what else you'd call it without resorting to terms such as "whatsit" or "doohicky"...
    1
  5472. I watched about 30 seconds of it when he called shears scissors and was instantly annoyed.
    1
  5473. um.... nixon? reagn?
    1
  5474. it's not really that surprising that people were able to make something like that by hand if you think that people have been making intricate jewelry for a lot longer which uses a lot of the same processes like working with sheet metals, shaping small details in symetrical patterns, etc.
    1
  5475.  @jeffdroog  I mean ya, the math involved makes it a bit more complicated than just doing patterns by eye, but people were also studying geometry way back(they'd have to to build monuments and such) so it was more a merging of 2 existing fields IMO. still an impressive feat, but not so much surprising. also you can be quite accurate with simple hand tools and some patience.
    1
  5476.  @jeffdroog  they'd been making clocks out of wood for a good while before they progressed to this point. it's a progression, not just BAM! clock! also it's not really measurements as much as ratios that can be scaled and those ratios were determined waaaay before the skills to make clocks came together for sun dials and calendars and such.
    1
  5477.  @jeffdroog  I'd be surprised too considering I have next to no prior experience as a jeweler, or in building ancient monuments, or in constructing sun dials, or developing the gregorian calendar... tho I am fairly confident I could assemble an Iphone... and if you're implying I construct an Iphone completely from scratch... not even the people designing iphones do that. a lot of the parts in phones like cameras and screens and chipsets are standard parts... they aren't making every part in the phone themselves.
    1
  5478. na, black currants would really be the best berry for this... I imagine they originally used north american currants but go with the black european... definitely a more savory berry... maybe even sloe gin in a pinch.
    1
  5479. yup... it has noting to do with the pandemic... it's about something that happened 6 years prior...
    1
  5480. so you agree it's all fake excuses?
    1
  5481. the hype would indicate they scrap the whole thing, if not multi-million dollar companies are being lied to. these space things are advertised as being perfect in every way. it's not an airplane that you can simply land and repair, so that industry is kinda a stupid comparison. the only reasonable explanation I've heard so far is just "Russia".
    1
  5482. I knew the way he was handling that bible would piss someone off... he was so awkward with it lol.
    1
  5483. I actually didn't care if the crab was suffering... nor do I care about the survival rate of rock crabs after their claws are harvested... I don't even eat rock crab...
    1
  5484. they did it with math and the sciences first... makes it easier for your stupid kids to make it.
    1
  5485. they fought the man... and the man won.
    1
  5486. I appreciate the continuity of the red shirt. what do you think this is? november?!
    1
  5487. good for him, I'm gonna go watch james may reassemble something.
    1
  5488. because blogs just appeared from the ether in the past?
    1
  5489.  @xenaluck  never heard the term "mansplain" as much as I have in the past week...
    1
  5490.  @VitaeLibra  I didn't vaguely hint at anything. I don't know everyone whom was involved, but you'd think after they failed to nail trump with something the 6th time they'd give up the witch hunt.
    1
  5491. gonna laugh so hard when this whole bitcoin bubble bursts...
    1
  5492. doesn't seem like a ship losing power should prevent it from steering... they gotta have some kinda backup for that right?
    1
  5493. gotta give them time... it's hard surfing the web for IPs...
    1
  5494. what? u got a quief on ur head m8?
    1
  5495. what a waste of food...
    1
  5496. they made music easier to navigate... and about 10x harder to actually put on the device.
    1
  5497. I guess all the social media I've been able to access through my PC is an illusion?
    1
  5498.  @MR_THINQ  yet you continued to pay them...
    1
  5499. I mean... why wouldn't it? why did the car take the place of the horse? why did the computer take the place of multiple offices and tools?
    1
  5500.  @one-eyedepi9338  it doesn't really matter... it took a lifetime(being about 20 years at the time) to train a bowman that could actually wield a longbow effectively... you can train any idiot to load and fire a gun in about 10min. there were a lot of idiots back then...
    1
  5501. did I miss something AMD did?
    1
  5502. why didn't they give the landing parties rocket launchers too?
    1
  5503. isn't 7-11 selling pizzas now?
    1
  5504. what a fuddle duddle.
    1
  5505. um, tetris was made by a russian and the art is inspired by russian architecture :P they were actually a university student so the russian government claimed ownership of tetris.
    1
  5506. well if they didn't require parking spaces then where are people going to park?
    1
  5507. this should be called "the environmental cost of free two-day shipping on amazon"...
    1
  5508. but where do you put the baguette?
    1
  5509. very good.
    1
  5510. recruits are just inmates who haven't killed anyone yet...
    1
  5511. they're just sticking buttstocks on salvaged guns ffs... a highschool shop class could do this.
    1
  5512. well that sucks... aren't there like a billion regulations and guidelines to prevent this? seems either they weren't properly trained to be doing what they were doing or just didn't bother to follow the training.
    1
  5513. YEA TOAST!!
    1
  5514. they just know people like this generally can't afford a lawyer to defend their rights...
    1
  5515. always love this story.
    1
  5516. it's soccer.
    1
  5517. grant selling cars was a low point in the series...
    1
  5518. bet it hurts when your own citizen compares your president to hitler, eh america?
    1
  5519. what if it unleashed the krakken?!
    1
  5520. "even though it shrunk it's spicy" well no ****... there's less of it there with the same amount of spice... wtf?
    1
  5521. probably how to polish a turd...
    1
  5522. pepsi wins blind taste tests because they serve it plain in a cup IMO. pepsi is a bit smoother as-is but coke stands up better to being diluted either by ice melting in it or adding alcohol... do a taste test of watered down pepsi v.s. watered down coke.
    1
  5523. 7:46 that seems to be pretty much what's in modern aluminum alloys... probably some proprietary 7000 series used in aerospace. so it fell off a rocket or airplane or something and buried it's self in the mud >.> also aluminum oxidizes when heated... sooo there's that solved I guess. it does kinda look like a bucket tooth, but those are made of hardened AR steel.
    1
  5524. ​ @googiegress  oh, interesting. wouldn't think they'd last very long. though any I've seen (which is admittedly not a ton) have a kinda different mounting arrangement so I still doubt it's a bucket tooth
    1
  5525. people are so fucking offended these days.
    1
  5526. wow are you ever making canning pickles sound complicated... it's actually not as hard as you're making it sound. also people kept brined pickles in cellars for a long time before anyone invented refrigeration. I don't even bother canning pickles anymore, just put em in brine in a jar in the fridge. they taste better, are easier, and still keep for like 2+ years
    1
  5527. why would anyone want to move to russia tho?
    1
  5528. ​ @samkohen4589  "I'm moving to russia... there isn't enough oil and grain here."
    1
  5529.  @danilasolovjovs8019  I'm moving to russia, there isn't enough alcohol and petrolium here."
    1
  5530. I'm guessing the test results were bad?
    1
  5531. and while you're not looking they either run off or take your weapon...
    1
  5532. what? sloppys joes are awful. you take one bite and all the filling squirts out from between the buns leaving you with 2 buns coated in ketchup sauce and a pile of meat on the floor...
    1
  5533. I bet he plays the role of "woody"...
    1
  5534. hospitals here have been half closed and empty for decades due to lack of staff... it's not because of covid ffs.
    1
  5535. mine doesn't. more yeast just makes it taste yeastier.
    1
  5536. and ofc now they want to jack up the prices!!
    1
  5537. you're probably too far north for poison oak. also like 15%+ of people are immune to poison ivy
    1
  5538. you left out the part where you have to fish the camera out of the toilet and return it... edit: oh I see... they're just going to charge you for the whole thing... cuz 'merica!
    1
  5539. it was in the atmosphere? what?'
    1
  5540. this sort of problem wasn't a problem until we imported it.
    1
  5541. they get hot. I put wood in mine and it burns... the house becomes warm. also backup electric heat, but it costs a lot to run.
    1
  5542. I'm confused... where's the megatron? and obv they make the noise so you know they're there >.>
    1
  5543. plenty of foods people haven't been all that interested in improving... which is probably part of why they aren't so popular. pawpaw are hardly cultivated even. wild dragonfruit are much the same as what you'd buy in the store as far as I'm aware pretty sure seabuckthorn only has a handful of cultivars also
    1
  5544. because no1 wants to pay for it... do you want to pay for it? no. so it hasn't happened.
    1
  5545. is this turning into a second biographics channel?
    1
  5546. christiandom? is that something like christianity?
    1
  5547. so are the C4 labels accurate? don't imagine the majority of film viewers have ever actually seen C4 before, they could make it look however they wanted any no one would care.
    1
  5548. well I guess this is monetized...
    1
  5549. it works like a fuckin canal!
    1
  5550. wow, some people are so stupid.
    1
  5551. 9:30 that machine is not squeezing oranges...
    1
  5552.  @kw966  it tastes like orange peels, literally. they use the peels and stuff left over from extracting the juice to make the "flavor packs", that way they don't have to list it as a separate ingredient as it's a product derived from oranges.
    1
  5553. the world is finally waking up... also people only want you to work awful jobs because they have to work awful jobs... misery loves company.
    1
  5554. this woman looks absolutely disgusted by everything she's talking about and doing...
    1
  5555. I was just thinking it'd been at least a month since simon started another channel...
    1
  5556. or get a bed frame with wheels to fool them...
    1
  5557. hehe close, I was thinking 25.
    1
  5558. I'd never buy a phone with an un-removable battery anyways... you get this sort of bullshit.
    1
  5559. lol what? "we like what we have and are too lazy to come up with anything else... so we're going to change it completely."
    1
  5560. so...what's to stop them from adding ridges to the outside of the tanks while being smooth on the inside? you'd think it'd be better to have those important lines and ducts on the inside...
    1
  5561. they're relatively slow moving though, probably do less damage than a .50 cal.
    1
  5562. lol... hooker love canal...
    1
  5563. well ofc they did... they were warned.
    1
  5564. I was aware of this, I'm just not worried about it.
    1
  5565. yet another one of adam's favorite tools. I wonder how many hammers and nails he has...
    1
  5566. I mean... I might have noticed it if I'd known what sealand's flag looked like... or that they bothered to make a flag lol.
    1
  5567. mkay :<
    1
  5568. wouldn't want to scare people by exiting your vehicle...
    1
  5569. omfg nazitube censoring my comments again!!!
    1
  5570. aren't you all?
    1
  5571. so where can I buy the mail they sell?
    1
  5572. if they weren't able to complete their lifecycle they wouldn't still be appearing, would they?
    1
  5573. "reefer white"
    1
  5574. why is elon musk looking over US payment records though?
    1
  5575. it's kinda been a thing with treating cancer for a while, but never to this degree of ridiculous.
    1
  5576. lets just go settle it over a pint at ye old pube.
    1
  5577. how people can copy your finger print.
    1
  5578. "allegedly."
    1
  5579. isn't that the train they said was "just carrying coal"?
    1
  5580.  @juanjimenez-ws9fx  prolly cuz china stopped supplying it lol
    1
  5581. what? the witnesses say the bus was coming back towards them, yet the report shows it heading up to the glacier... at least try to be accurate?
    1
  5582.  @ithinkthat  see, you're even upset that I'm talking about not talking about it!!
    1
  5583.  @ithinkthat  why would you be?
    1
  5584. i figure middle eastern culture values girth over length, hence choosing the fattest finger over the longest.
    1
  5585. good... that thing would have stank if it had died in there.
    1
  5586. it's hilarious how these companies think that just because someone watches their services for free they consider it worth paying for...
    1
  5587. needs more frikin sharks.
    1
  5588. good ol' 'titlan.
    1
  5589. "they had no reason to be fur...afraid."
    1
  5590. lol they sanctioned jim carey? cuz I'm sure the russians can't pirate a movie...
    1
  5591. wow. that's pretty neat. not actually that new of a thing, people have been making these things for decades... but it's neat they made a commercial version. it's not exactly compact though... in like 50 years that thing is going to be like an 80s cell phone lmao.
    1
  5592. I'd say iron...
    1
  5593. calm down simon... you're not that rich.
    1
  5594. "footy oval"? something do to with soccer I assume?
    1
  5595. there's no such thing as an unpickable lock...
    1
  5596. always hated unity... smelled of crap.
    1
  5597. ya, no... I fully understood the concept that a boat can only match the speed of the wind... the 5 minute explanation of that speed and wind is wasn't needed.
    1
  5598. where are all the men at justsalad?
    1
  5599. if someone shoved you with a broom and threw a big rock under your foot you'd probably fall over too...
    1
  5600. what if you don't dispute it and a new owner moves in, do they gain the claim of the previous owner or could you then re-claim your land since the new owner hadn't been using it?
    1
  5601. so it's really better to just ignore it and wait for someone else to move in, then contest it. you could even sell it under the condition that it's not contested... if there's no court case documenting the change in zoning it defaults back to the records right? unless I'm missing something?
    1
  5602.  @zecrets  flowers aren't pollution...
    1
  5603.  @aarushchaubey516  what if there's some rare indian fish that's evolved to live off of these discarded flowers and now they all gonna die!? who's gonna deal with all the dead flower fish?
    1
  5604.  @aarushchaubey516  do you not realize by now I don't have a vested interest in indian rivers? they've been doing this for long enough that it's a religious tradition, I'm sure it's fine.
    1
  5605. that's what happens when you design a bridge at starbucks...
    1
  5606. how do you get agar wood from aloes?!
    1
  5607. all the worst plagues seem to come from asia... maybe we should just nuke asia.
    1
  5608. everyone is twisting trumps words though... he said he was going to call in the military to stop rioters and looters, not protesters. what he does is another thing I suppose, but he said he wasn't going after peaceful protesters.
    1
  5609.  Robert Smith  there have been shows about people installing fish tanks... oh wait.
    1
  5610. thanks for telling me about amazon in major american cities. that's really great.
    1
  5611. it's really unfortunate that man wasn't a better shot...
    1
  5612. that makes no sense... 1. if they know there's oil there it's not undiscovered... 2. how do they know a % of a total amount they're unaware of?
    1
  5613. "the casing is still on the back!" got a good chuckle outta that :P
    1
  5614. "I'm still doing that thing where I run my air conditioner when I don't need it" you do you...
    1
  5615. how to make doing a thing overly pedantic: with adam savage.
    1
  5616. but a plunger detonator is a thing?
    1
  5617. the only people who can afford to go to disney land without being rich are people who live next to it... and people they sponsor to shill for them.
    1
  5618. why would anyone even want WIFI built onto a desktop MOBO?! I'm so not looking forward to having to replace my PC soon... the whole thing has gone too mainstream and become convoluted by BS.
    1
  5619. he's literally just sitting around waiting for his pension...
    1
  5620. so... you're going to reference band saws but not talk about how they were also invented to cut flesh?
    1
  5621. I went to BK once and my burger had pimples... never again!!
    1
  5622. so it's like a roman candle in gun form. neat.
    1
  5623. ya, they did the same thing with LED bulbs too lol... they could make them so they last forever but instead they over-drive the LEDs so they burn out in like a year >.> and never buy a phone with an internal battery...
    1
  5624. upgrading tower: 3 years remaining pay $9.99 now to complete tower.
    1
  5625. fuck your coffee pods, you know they fill those things with the dust that's left over from making actual coffee? I'll carry a manpurse full of tobacco, sugarcane, and spices before I drink that shit.
    1
  5626. detonate another nuke ahead of the wave... if done right it should be able to push it back down enough to save part of a city at least... though the ocean would still be irradiated, but that's not a thing anyone seems to care about (cough japan).
    1
  5627. lol musk is such a shill... go buy a not a flamethrower.
    1
  5628. lol I remember old typewriters hanging around too... it was fun to mash all the keys at once and see how many of the little fingers you could get to jam together.
    1
  5629. WTF IS MALT?! it's malt. that's like asking what sugar is...
    1
  5630. just let ur dog be a dog ffs.
    1
  5631. unless you kill the plants...
    1
  5632. and then there was DVD+/-R...
    1
  5633. I mean... if you happen to have a stainless steel fridge and connect it to the door panel maybe? but really no, you'd have much more luck connecting it to a stainless steel dildo.
    1
  5634. well... in a time before fire departments one might find it useful to move from a higher up place to a lower place.
    1
  5635. "that guy... I haven't followed up on him... I just know every major film director in existence... but he may be one of them!!" ok... what was it... cmon.
    1
  5636. "they said it was fine as long as we didn't alter the inscription so we stamped every one with "MMA"."
    1
  5637. and like 90% of orders in canada are fulfilled by amazon cuz amazon.ca is shit and we literally are not allowed to shop amazon.com.
    1
  5638. good thing this is on the news or I might not have cared...
    1
  5639.  @fallasleep9472  actually I have... they were quite disrespectful.
    1
  5640.  @fallasleep9472  going on about people who aren't a member of their religion being a waste of life...
    1
  5641. heh... wrath of khan.
    1
  5642.  @colleenpritchett6914  I did actually, it's technically a firearm under canadian law >.>
    1
  5643. why would you have a kid strapped to the back of a bike to begin with?!
    1
  5644.  @ELF4187  seems dangerous... idk how that's allowed.
    1
  5645.  @ELF4187  kinda hard to fall over and smack your kids head off the curb in a car...
    1
  5646.  @ELF4187  lol joe biden can't manage it. and when I was a kid we were told to stay in the designated areas without vehicles... no1 died... it was fine.
    1
  5647. have you never heard an old person talk about enjoying taking a shit under the stars? it's just decorative... it also happens to be relatively to cut that shape between to boards. mooning someone in the sense of showing them your bare ass is also called giving a full moon... so it doesn't really work as an explanation at all.
    1
  5648. because it was a stupid idea... it's literally the worst of both worlds. you have the slowness of a track driven vehicle with the vulerabibity of a wheeled vehicle.
    1
  5649. didn't someone figure out a while ago if we just made all the roads and parking lots white they'd reflect enough light to pretty much negate the loss of glaciers?
    1
  5650. seems like the president perpetually sucks and americans just keep electing someone worse...
    1
  5651. moreso at higher speeds. guess it's a good thing the parachute deploys automatically.
    1
  5652. idk how the coil was bonded to the body, but lt looks like there was some thermal paste on the top of it that could have pulled up the coil somewhat if it was poorly attached now it vibrates. bad or poorly mounted transformers can do that too.
    1
  5653. doesn't matter... they can already detect some types of cancer in urine samples but the medical system here is too cheap to pay for the tests so just pretends like they've never heard of it. it's like they don't want to detect and treat cancer because it's cheaper just to ignore it until it's terminal >.>
    1
  5654. IMO you don't need a stabilizer for just like 6-8 months sitting, it's not long enough for the gas to go off much. for years all I've done is put some fresh gas in the tank if it's hard to start (which isn't even always needed) and deal with the fact that the first tank of gas might sputter a little. I also don't think running things dry is a good idea, last time I did that moisture got into the fuel system and messed things up. I'll be leaving some gas in there from now on.
    1
  5655. for future reference, refer to this for pet names for genitalia. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh26oCuesLA
    1
  5656. they probably pay the 2 male nurses in the world more too... darn men not taking all the jobs.
    1
  5657. doesn't look grey to me... more like a washed out lavender.
    1
  5658. shes becky well right.
    1
  5659. "what you need is an actual blade on your saw..."
    1
  5660.  @groundedlifestyle88  with our timbit launchers?
    1
  5661. you don't mention how they migrants send the money back to families over seas draining the economy... I'm disappointed this was so short because you didn't want to touch the topics involved... guess canada is complicated.
    1
  5662. fuckin nazitube redirrecting my comments!!!
    1
  5663. who's quote is that?
    1
  5664. being a medieval lord; https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  5665. it would probably be better if you used ground beef... and just made beef stroganoff instead...
    1
  5666. I've seen videos of pilots at airshows pulling these sort of tricks in military choppers... maybe they need to git gud.
    1
  5667. "lets go to great effort to make our omelette smooth and tender and flip it so the sides don't get too cooked and hard... so we can cover it in some cheap crunchy crap!!"
    1
  5668. I mean they probably helped... but it seems like a bit of an over statement to say these tanks were one of the main reasons the beach landings were successful... a bunch of those DD tanks just took on too much water from waves and sank and killed everybody in them ffs.
    1
  5669. canada has always agreed to extradite anyone to the US... it would hurt relations with them to stop now especially with china involved.
    1
  5670. both ringo star and george carlin did voice acting on thomas the tank engine shit.... how about that. smash that like button.
    1
  5671. the same thing that happens to your money if the bank goes bankrupt... and you know they're going to run the value of the miles right into the ground when people start trying to use them.
    1
  5672. who actually uses safety glasses and hearing protection when they're working in their shop? nop. no1. you know if you're just ripping something on the tablesaw you just do it, no googles or dust suppression system... you just do it. that's how everyone's dad taught them to work to get a job and not get fired for being "safety guy". just kill everyone and keep your job. easy to talk when you're a multi-millionare.
    1
  5673. the cars could last longer... but they wont. things could be cheaper... but they aren't. robots were going to bring about the 4 day work week... but they didn't.
    1
  5674. so because it's hot where coconuts grow the milk is hydrating and refreshing to those folks? not because it's a liquid? like if it weren't hot where coconuts grow their milk wouldn't be hydrating and refreshing?
    1
  5675. because you enjoy confrontation...
    1
  5676. no one ever said canada had good nurses...
    1
  5677. TALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN! AHHHOOOHHH AAHHOOOHHH
    1
  5678. I assume the reason the mace is held like that when the monarch is there is because it can't really be used when held like that. if someone was just carrying it over their shoulder it could be used against the monarch before guards had a chance to intervene... at least historically.
    1
  5679. currently you can't visit by land air, or sea...
    1
  5680. there have been stories like this for like 20 years now... get back to me when it becomes a practical treatment available to your average person.
    1
  5681.  @robertyoung3992  yup, one of them was sailing the wrong way.
    1
  5682.  @FunNboring  ranked by who? dan the explosion man?
    1
  5683.  @FunNboring  oh, so being from lebanon makes you an expert on explosions? the physical weight means little... what's got more energy, a ton of gasoline or a ton of T.N.T.?
    1
  5684. sounds like my experience with papa johns... great way to lose business.
    1
  5685. so they could have got to space like 20 years sooner but just wanted to make an ICBM...
    1
  5686. I imagine he's dead... but I'm just imagining a couple old british museum guys mugging this guy with umbrellas and taking his watch yelling "this belongs in a museum!" as they run off holding their bowler hats.
    1
  5687. MAYBE. PLASMA THO!@
    1
  5688. @Aitch not in your foot?
    1
  5689.  @thedavilman2530  hahaha, u got trolled.
    1
  5690.  @thedavilman2530  haha no, ur all gettin trolled... I'm just phallusitating it.
    1
  5691. I'm gonna just go ahead and guess the biggest difference is electricity. the most boring part of cooking is just standing there waiting for it to cook anyways.
    1
  5692. well you said it like 1min into the video... they got bought out and turned into a fashion brand.
    1
  5693. they both look like shit when they don't light them right...
    1
  5694. cmon, that's a stupid sketch... they sent plaques featuring the vitruvian man on pioneer 10 and 11, that's a lot closer to a "dick pic" than andy's doodle.
    1
  5695. fined for "wild peeing" lol.
    1
  5696. are you sure that wasn't just a rock slide? it seems to have just fallen.
    1
  5697. all I internalized from this video is "were sensationalizing and it's nothing to worry about". shame on you.
    1
  5698. must have been a hell of a comet... I saw haleys comet when I was a kid and was just like "oh neat!"... maybe the marvels of cellphones and the internet outweighed it.
    1
  5699. @Steve Mclean it wasn't in 86, was like 98 or something.
    1
  5700. @Steve Mclean well I wasn't alive in 86 and I remember it happening when I was a kid, so the event I'm talking about didn't happen in 86, you're thinking of something else.
    1
  5701. @Steve Mclean well darn, that's what I was told it was. sucks to be me I guess.
    1
  5702. if you watch someone "drilling" a hole in stone with a chisel how drills work and their progression as a tool makes a little bit more sense.
    1
  5703. "UR AITE M8! IF I DON'T GET MA MONEY I HAV A BIGGA KNOIF!!"
    1
  5704. gotta agree, walmart is great at shoving themselves in everywhere... just gotta look at their amish/menonite store model to see that lol.
    1
  5705. "this is a casting of a real axe!!!" no shit...
    1
  5706. pretty sure the full term is "the maths"... as in multiple types of math. the british just like to shorten things to the point where they make no sense...
    1
  5707. when I first looked at the problem something didn't seem like it added up... but I couldn't put my finger on it. interesting.
    1
  5708. if it was an ice commet where did the iridium come from again?
    1
  5709. ofc I'm not paying to return something... it just incentive not to bother returning it and companies know it.
    1
  5710. also the ground effect makes it like 1000x more difficult than just flying a helicopter...
    1
  5711. guy sounds like thor.
    1
  5712. you don't need to produce chocolate to add value to your product... just grind it up and export cacao butter and cacao solids.. easier too. chocolate drink is also a good idea... can use the cacao solids and milk powder which is cheaper to import and save the higher-value cacao butter for export.
    1
  5713. why do you keep saying puree is concentrated? what have you taken out to concentrate anything? it's the same ratio of everything, there's just as much not hot stuff as there was in a whole pepper! edit: oh I get it now... because you're thinking of tomato paste... but that's not implied, you can just mash something up and it's a paste.
    1
  5714. how airtight is your house that you need a carbon monoxide detector in every room? just put one in the basement... it's a heavy gas.
    1
  5715. because they waste a TON of money. there's like 10 backups of every prop that they never use and a continuous buffet... and everyone has an intern... even the interns.
    1
  5716. he pulled out his iphone first?
    1
  5717. bonus fact: parking and planting your ass is the same thing.
    1
  5718. so... essentially knights were like pokemon?
    1
  5719. lol... you felt the changes right?
    1
  5720. is this the real wolfenstein?
    1
  5721. who's quote is "hard to exaggerate"?
    1
  5722. omg, it's not even canadian news. stop reaching ffs.
    1
  5723.  @kitchensink9910  so why doesn't it usually cover global news?
    1
  5724. IIIIII WANT TO GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE..... the wheel sucks.
    1
  5725. planes?
    1
  5726. it's part of the PR budget... and it gives them a lot of control over how they're depicted in films I guess.
    1
  5727. so I guess they just aren't going to mention the chinese person who was sick and escaped to france? there are people posting all over chinese social media about how they're sick and traveling all over the place lol... this might as well be biological warfare.
    1
  5728. no one cares about east palestine... everyone thinks it's somewhere in the middle east.
    1
  5729. did adam say holy shitballs?
    1
  5730. because it also requires me to know japanese... at least that's my reason :P
    1
  5731. If I were flying a plane and my cockpit window blew out I don't think I'd care that much...
    1
  5732. 15:30 isn't that like what adam did to jamie's lathe and almost broke it?
    1
  5733. calculate the volume of the top chamber and flood it with helium while injecting about an inch or 2 of epoxy into the top box to lock up the float... then flood it. problem solved.
    1
  5734. I'd think it'd be next to impossible to defend a zeppelin from fighters... they're pretty big and kinda balloon like.
    1
  5735. lol... guy said it didn't come with the box then realized he was talking to adam savage.
    1
  5736. amazon doesn't have free samples tho...
    1
  5737. lol... walrus.
    1
  5738. that time a guy made a bunch of money from compiling facts into videos on youtube... "ya, sure it sucks... but check out all the toy sales in japan."
    1
  5739. this is an awful time to buy gold... that's why there are so many ads trying to sell you gold now.
    1
  5740. spotted dick... it's the english food you never hear about.
    1
  5741. pretty sure that was more than enough to fry the pumpkins... enough probably means enough to solidify the egg.
    1
  5742. eh, it's close.
    1
  5743. by the time you can afford one it'll be the super musk mobile 2000.
    1
  5744. probably because those people are insane...
    1
  5745. you know the chip bags look like that because they're soundless props... cmon m8.
    1
  5746. right... because US bombers have lights on them.
    1
  5747. if you're landing in the optimal orientation to the wind you can only land one plane or the others would be in the wrong orientations...
    1
  5748. it's starting to sound like adam is getting old enough to not care about all the bullshit anymore... I'm very eager to hear it.
    1
  5749. that's not recycling lol, it's decycling.
    1
  5750. "OH MY STERNUM!!"
    1
  5751. idk why, but I just find that sparker gorgeous. a sparker doesn't need to be that robust or have 3 flints on it... but that one is and does... it's an object that was designed as a tool rather than as a product.
    1
  5752. all you need to do is look at history to realize you can't just create a currency... for so many reasons it just doesn't work.
    1
  5753. seems like they should have had time to close the valve before it flooded the whole boat... unless the batteries are right under the toilet or something.
    1
  5754. what's hilarious is I've seen likely pirated content on netflix that randomly had hindi credits...
    1
  5755. elon musk looks like the guy in prison who gets raped first...
    1
  5756. don't try this at home? now what am I supposed to do with this industrial water cutter?
    1
  5757. wtf 40 million shillings? that's only 2,000,000 pounds... that's like saying someone stole 40 million nickles...
    1
  5758. you've done this before.
    1
  5759. a power mast? O.o
    1
  5760. simon only wears pants in videos where he stands up.
    1
  5761. it's a beatles song writen by the beatles as an entity... paul, john, that other guy... who cares?
    1
  5762. meanwhile people complain that the asian community is being harassed...
    1
  5763. I think the bigger question is how often pilots joke about the word cockpit. admit it, you'd rather say cockpit than flight deck.
    1
  5764. what country is this again?
    1
  5765. this doesn't seem like something that's useful enough to exist as a product...
    1
  5766. except the people who didn't vote for it but were forced to go along with it because the majority of idiots voted for it >.>
    1
  5767. they put c4 in the gas doll because if they just put gas in it the filtration system would neutralize it? the c4 was to blow out the chamber >.>
    1
  5768.  @Zenapprentice  what can I say, people are stupid...
    1
  5769. I've been saying this woke nonsense was dumb since before woke was even a term ffs...
    1
  5770. it's even got the latest version of doom in there...
    1
  5771. simon took the green pill again...
    1
  5772.  @katyungodly  cuz no1 wanted to listen to daven :P
    1
  5773. anyone else think daven is secretly danny? or possibly dolan?
    1
  5774.  @elizabethpitt4702  only temporary breh.
    1
  5775.  Youtube Account#:457  bunch of people of various races died for things everyone enjoys on a daily basis.
    1
  5776. I'm not even a car person and I think this isn't a mustang... everyone knows mustangs are sporty muscle cars, not SUVs >.> even the mustang 2 was at least a car...
    1
  5777. why would a family be watching 3 different disney movies at the same time?
    1
  5778. omg, I just know this is going to be pedantic AF... he's got like 10 different scissors that no1 needs or cares about. I bet one of them are those medical scissors that are used to cut off clothes... you don't need those. just don't stab shit with the other blade... if you can't manage that never touch a knife. edit: knew it, 6:00. "I very rarely need to use these because they're a useless tool for morons... but I'm adam savage so I have 2 pairs."
    1
  5779. the whole front of the thing is open though? probably would have been fine.
    1
  5780. how do people even find videos if they're blind?!
    1
  5781. horrific injuries? it's an arrow, how bad can it be? did it hit literally everyone in the eye like that guy from guardians of the galaxy?
    1
  5782. well obviously insurance companies pay for it... unless bill gates started the fire they'd be judgement proof.
    1
  5783. so someone bred birds with vertigo?
    1
  5784.  @BlazRa  there's one thing every country amerca has gone to war with has in common; drugs.
    1
  5785. most dirt contains traces of gold ffs... want to pay me 60 busk for 2 tablespoons of dirt from my back yard? it has traces of gold...
    1
  5786. is that the new Iphone?
    1
  5787. ofc it's ruth lol
    1
  5788. how the fuck do you mistakenly drink a lava lamp? these videos are such a load of shit.
    1
  5789. you literally said insolation twice... I have no idea what you're talking aboot.
    1
  5790. where do they get these test audiences? church groups?
    1
  5791. and then everyone turned into pigs.
    1
  5792. jeese... such corruption... says "homer simpson"
    1
  5793. just bad design having the screw hole that close to anything...
    1
  5794. joe sharpen.
    1
  5795. looks better than I expected it would...
    1
  5796. a recon missile... that sounds discrete. and canada doesn't need missiles, we have timbits.
    1
  5797. massive weather penis intensifies.
    1
  5798. if I recall it was over, as per the original patent for the toilet paper. and I find things work better when you do them as was intended... kinda like how you're peeling bananas backwards.
    1
  5799. I mean... there's having ads and there's designing a whole video to sell a product >.>
    1
  5800.  DmonnicegramRaguseaYT1  wow, I hope it's a penis!
    1
  5801. mocha pots are better... and can also be used while camping. I wouldn't want to take a big glass pot camping.
    1
  5802. back in my day if you tore up, burned, and left your loto ticket probably in the garbage bin you'd be considered to have throwin it out...
    1
  5803.  Sturm Panzer  that'd be impressive from a virus with like 2% death rate...
    1
  5804. I don't feel included in hanukkah... guess we better ban it.
    1
  5805. "when we blow them it makes a mess"
    1
  5806.  @slcpunk2740  and this is like the 4th video simon has done about it...
    1
  5807. now I feel like walking around on halloween in a cheap police outfit wearing a hat that says "totally a real police officer"...
    1
  5808. knew someone would lose their mind over the oxen...
    1
  5809. and now the case is emp.... oh wait adam has like 10 whips.
    1
  5810. at 4:21 the fire alarm might have been right...
    1
  5811.  @Jerryfree1010  GL keeping it from the CCP.
    1
  5812.  @teemuvesala9575  they've clearly built a wall to keep the chips out...
    1
  5813. reminds me of a time I hated the channel.
    1
  5814. the rat wasn't even with him most of the time?
    1
  5815. I seem to believe that if I trust no one no one will brutally murder me without warning... I feel safe in that assumption.
    1
  5816. it's all about common sense... there just happens to be an enormous rule book :P
    1
  5817. ya, it's pretty crazy that youtube has transformed form a platform on which people just freely post content to one where people expect to be payed...
    1
  5818. but it's like 3 months after thanks giving... where's the history on that little detail?
    1
  5819. thought they found a new largest/deepest cave in canada a couple years ago?
    1
  5820. how could something called bitch-mount fail?
    1
  5821. is this the history of the histroy guy?!?! oh wait no... it's just a shill ad....
    1
  5822. can't really breathe that well through a wet cloth...
    1
  5823. so you got a group of people who wanted to quit smoking and convinced them they wanted to quit smoking... good job? I bet if you just did a study of people quitting smoking a group involved in a study would have a higher success rate than a random questionare sample of the population just because they have a reason to quit...
    1
  5824. wait, what happened and why isn't it making the news?
    1
  5825. well they aren't being friendly when they ask if they can help you with anything at the store... they do it because studies shows that people like you are afraid to ask for help and it increases sales to ask people if they need help and gets them out of the store faster... also they're literally told to do so by the management.
    1
  5826. now simon wants a sex chair to go with his weird zebra sex mask... #cancelsimon
    1
  5827. technically yes, but it's called a yoke. video over. bye.
    1
  5828. do they explode 5x faster too? and ya... it was the galaxy 5 too.
    1
  5829. you mean for when your battery runs out in the middle of nowhere and you need someone with a real vehicle to tow you?
    1
  5830.  @Unk5454  except you can carry a jerry can or get to the closest service station and get more... how do you just go get more battery charge?
    1
  5831.  @Unk5454  lmao... go buy an electric car.
    1
  5832.  @stanspb763  maybe in downtown new york... but for the wrest of the world that doesn't have things like uber and 1 day shipping it's not going to happen.
    1
  5833. cest demage...
    1
  5834.  @lordgarion514  now you're just arguing semantics...
    1
  5835. hang on... are those ballast tanks attached with tie down straps? this is just ridiculous.
    1
  5836. I vaguely remember my parents having a coleman kerosene lantern when I was a kid... and they used it indoors.
    1
  5837. why aren't they remembering the women they landed on?!
    1
  5838. oh no, we're not allowed to criticize the middle east! that's "racist"!
    1
  5839. "they were repulsed"? ok...
    1
  5840. it all came from the earth and it will all go back into it eventually... one way or another.
    1
  5841. they're probably similar to model rocket ignighters.
    1
  5842. has anyone seen the last haunted mansion? eddie murphy was pretty black.
    1
  5843. people really like to exaggerate the seriousness of their accidents...
    1
  5844.  @lizekamtombe2223  one of them opened the door, they consider that permission to enter.
    1
  5845. "AEROSOL!?!" "AEROSOL!!" "LETS GO AEROSOL!!"
    1
  5846. somehow "bob the sponge" doesn't have the same ring as "spongebob" I don't even actually think that should have been translated as "spongebob" in it's entirety is 1 word and is a name... it's not a description of bob that should be translated. but I guess they really wanted the fact that he's a sponge to be known
    1
  5847. is putin that delicate a firecracker can kill him?
    1
  5848. still not yet...
    1
  5849. hook them up to a turban? must be popular in the middle east.
    1
  5850. are you referencing period laws? cuz like 20 years ago people used to just leave their kids wherever and let them run wild...
    1
  5851. looks like a cake tin...
    1
  5852. lol... there's a whole other side to adams shop that isn't cluttered... cuz ofc there is.
    1
  5853. glycerin is just a food-grade product generally used to thicken things or give them smoother mouth-feel... it's probably just the base for the "fancy gel".
    1
  5854. I have little issue frying pretty much anything in a large cast iron pan... as a bonus it's great for the seasoning on the pan. I can fit at least 5 onion rings in a large cast iron pan... probably more like 7... so it's essentially got the same capacity as that large fryer basket. and put the oil in an old pickle jar in the fridge, it'll keep for months >.>
    1
  5855. I mean... the dude dancing around pretending to be an antelope isn't exactly helping your credibility...
    1
  5856. even though it's a percussion cap detonated explosive and if it wasn't triggered by the impact then pulling it out has about as much chance of detonating it as loading the weapon to begin with... people freak out so much about this sort of thing for no logical reason.
    1
  5857. probably not the best plan, but depending on the device probably not as bad as you'd think.
    1
  5858. not to mention.. ya know... everyone else...
    1
  5859. jobs knew what he wanted to do and what made sense... now they just want to make the next big thing and keep missing the mark.
    1
  5860. me yackety sax
    1
  5861. guess it'll be hard for youtubers to deny getting a kickback from affiliate links now... I love how yall denied it until you feel like you're getting the short end of the deal tho!
    1
  5862.  @TheHorseOutside  I don't tend to watch them after they try to BS me...
    1
  5863.  @TheHorseOutside  stuff and things, some other channels I don't recall.
    1
  5864. "preferably black owned... we want to have people who look like us in our community!!" well if that ain't racism...
    1
  5865. lies. all lies.
    1
  5866. like anyone else is taught in russian I imagine.
    1
  5867. https://i.imgflip.com/3m4bwu.jpg
    1
  5868. go check out his other channels if you like simon, he's just a personality here.
    1
  5869.  @whuzzzup  pretty sure business blaze is his thing... tho he still has people write for him.
    1
  5870.  @whuzzzup  ya, you know who I'm talkin about I imagine... he gave up when no one wanted to listen to him and hired simon.
    1
  5871. come on simon... we both know you can't have a knight without a the queen to poke them on the shoulder with the royal sword....
    1
  5872. but where are the pictures of your mangled finger?!
    1
  5873. YES!!1 and NO!! didn't you watch mythbusters? they literally told you how to dispose of a body if you listened....
    1
  5874. more or less what I figured would happen. works but isn't ideal.
    1
  5875.  @ProjectFarm  you always say that :P
    1
  5876. hey steve, how can I extort a car from someone so I can get ripped off by mechanics?
    1
  5877. 90% decreased insulin isn't cured... you can do that with just diet lmao.
    1
  5878. lol... youtube trying to sell me a mansion in the ads.
    1
  5879. good, I was just thinking I wanted some... now it will be cheaper for me.
    1
  5880. if you don't know what to use a tool for chances are you don't need said tool...
    1
  5881. I was saying boo-erns.
    1
  5882. that coffee looks sooo weak... idk how you can boil it for like 5min and still have it looking like water when poured.
    1
  5883. but what of the browning element?!
    1
  5884. I can only assume that egyptians walked exactly like egyptians...
    1
  5885. why aren't you blaming the staff? one of them literally let the malware in. no one gets hacked with the bits and bytes in this day and age, it's ALWAYS a phishing email that someone is stupid enough to click on. it's 110% one specific member of the staffs fault, and only the fault of that one person who provided the conduit for the malicious software to gain access to their systems. please learn how computers works before you make a video.
    1
  5886. I just hear "in 1995 canada"... and am already laughing and loving it wondering what crazy thing we did this time... I don't think I've heard this one... unlike most other things like the avro arrow for example that any tech savvy canadian knows about... it was on a coin ffs man. how bout you do a video on the canada arm? that's history now right? it was like 20 years ago.
    1
  5887. I just use the one that came in the box...
    1
  5888. always a good sign when your generals are too afraid of drowning to get on a boat...
    1
  5889. honestly thought the 1000kg explosion would be a bit bigger... probably because it was buried under 400tons of sand and like 80 years old.
    1
  5890. there really should be more emphasis on the parents having taken the time to teach their son how to properly handle these situations, ultimately that's what saved the day here.
    1
  5891. who the hell carries around a hammer?!
    1
  5892. what about anti-anti-gravity?
    1
  5893. did Mr. john bear also discover a pic-a-nic basket?
    1
  5894. were about due for another aviation incident...
    1
  5895. this is so stupid...
    1
  5896. ya, cuz I want to recharge my tape every hour or 2...
    1
  5897. it's flat lol... wtf is running it over going to do? did better than I thought it'd do tho.
    1
  5898. "submicron sizes that are beyond the scope of this video" this video that's titled "the science of small distances"? w.e breh.
    1
  5899. how many birds are killed by windows every year? I don't hear anyone saying we shouldn't have windows anymore...
    1
  5900. pretty much the same thing that was being said last time I read about it... optical media gets damaged by UV light and flash memory is too volatile for several reasons. the only issue brought up with hard drives was the potential that eventually the interface it uses might become obsolete, but I don't think that's a huge issue... you can still get floppy drives ffs.
    1
  5901. wtf are you talking about 11 hours?
    1
  5902. so what you're saying is the british use 240v power so they can make tea faster.
    1
  5903. I imagine the lead paint lasts longest because it's colored with lead.
    1
  5904. I think it's just easier to explain it like wiggling a piece of string... it doesn't flow along, it's a wave that travels along it. probably still not quite hitting it on the head.
    1
  5905. I can just imagine a street in japan with one bathhouse full of sweaty old men and about 100 empty ones for women...
    1
  5906. this guy is just handin out the points lol... "this didn't actually happen... I'll give it a 9/10 for reality."
    1
  5907. I have to use a cloths dryer in the winter when it's too frozen outside to hang clothes on a clothesline... a heatpump clothes dryer would only increase heating costs. I have wood/electric heat... might as well just use a normal dryer.
    1
  5908. as it happens using hot exhaust gasses to power your turbines causes them to explode if the cooling fails...
    1
  5909. reddit censorship is out of control... the internet deserves better.
    1
  5910. what kinda dandelion gets a 15' long root? are you sure you don't mean 15"? I get enormous dandelions where I am and I've never seen a root over about a foot long.
    1
  5911. did he say to stop using the road and move onto the pavement? doesn't he mean the sidewalk? when he actually ordered them to stay where they are? or is this a british thing?
    1
  5912. but dynos measure speed, not power?
    1
  5913. yea... lets liquify the ground under walls.
    1
  5914. I think we won...
    1
  5915. wow, they must have been payed a lot... what kinda "manly man" ever drank bud light anyways? it was always a beer typically drank by women. bunch of loud people "boycotting" something they never consumed to begin with. who cares?! >.>
    1
  5916. is that thing hanging off the side supposed to be a fake cocking arm whatcha-call-it? heh.
    1
  5917. do they eat it after?
    1
  5918. "AMERICANS SAY AMERICAN THINGS AREN'T AMERICAN ENOUGH!!"
    1
  5919. it's a hole... it's black... what's to understand?
    1
  5920. so just boil water and steam the chips ffs!!! steam is pure....
    1
  5921. biased.
    1
  5922. it's totally real, I saw one.
    1
  5923. I'd like to see the video of you going to buy this corn at the market and being like "oh ya, I do youtube and I'm going to do a thing about corn" and no one caring... should have been a hint.
    1
  5924. how are there all of these stock images of kids holding armfuls of sweets screaming their heads off?
    1
  5925. I hear they mummified themselves in weird zebra sex masks... think some large wanger told me.
    1
  5926. just don't tell simon... he thinks he's the alpha wolf of fact videos.
    1
  5927. wait... this chair gave him two penises?
    1
  5928. why would I expect you to talk about germ warefare in a video about defeating smallpox? you just want to talk about it. allegedly.
    1
  5929. what a foolish situation to put yourself in... pretty much the top reason bears attack is to defend their cubs...
    1
  5930. because it's land... and the people there are eng(lish)?
    1
  5931. lol... people love lose-lose scenarios when they can't win.
    1
  5932. what? so you just just hang something on a rope in the middle ages and people thought it was flying?
    1
  5933. nop, doing it wrong.
    1
  5934.  Baron Von Flop  nop, also doing it wrong.
    1
  5935. she literally said she's been using one piece for 25 years... one would conclude that they retain the furnishings.
    1
  5936. no you don't need to shorten the lead... you just shove it in there like everyone else....
    1
  5937. using the same name doesn't make them the same thing... the youtube that was a dating app was a different thing.
    1
  5938. wait... can you sue someone for using something you have the rights to if they did it before you acquired the rights?
    1
  5939. I mean... that was their intention with the rubber bands... not really a fail.
    1
  5940. had they built the engine with better tolerances it wouldn't be an issue...
    1
  5941. "allegedly."
    1
  5942.  michael jones  maybe I do... maybe I don't... "allegedly.".
    1
  5943.  MrHemi4spd  "allegedly."
    1
  5944. how did no one notice the dead body smell coming from the walls?
    1
  5945. it's meant to look like they don't know how to use a sword... so good job pointing that out. can we get someone other than cpt. obvious?
    1
  5946. just fry up some onions, mushrooms, and green peppers... plunk in a can of beans and you have a meal.
    1
  5947. the government here thought the banks would give people a break during the pandemic... turns out then had no good will and they had to force them to cooperate.
    1
  5948. in the year 2020 power will be so cheap space heaters will be hosting youtube channels instead of people.
    1
  5949. chickens won't even lay eggs if they're too stressed... so all eggs are at worst indifferent chicken eggs >.> free range eggs taste better because the birds can scratch for bugs and wild seeds outdoors... and the yolks are noticeably darker.
    1
  5950. someone with a machette came along and hacked the bark off the tree for no reason? idk if they have bears in chile... but it looks a lot like bear or deer damage.
    1
  5951. that "early german version" totally wouldn't hold up in court... plenty of people have sung about dancing around things over the years.
    1
  5952. "it costs like $6 a pound for lobster... so we charge like $140 per pound." that'd be why it's so expensive... high markups.
    1
  5953. lol everyone ignored the convention and produced bioweapons... including britain there fact boy. you've even done multiple videos on proton down lmao...
    1
  5954. these subtitles are... interesting.
    1
  5955. all great stories include pirates... no other history deserves to be remembered. rename channel "the pirate guy", do stories about pirates, replace hat collection with pirate hats.
    1
  5956. but they were all men though?
    1
  5957. all this junk burning up in the atmosphere can't be good for the environment...
    1
  5958. I wanted to see them being loaded too... video should be called "machining shell casings".
    1
  5959. when I hear alibaba I think of some indian guy in a genie outfit...
    1
  5960. what? is it running windows ME?
    1
  5961. as long as their cheap plastic bushings do* I've got a pile of squeaky half-seized fans... I can oil them and they work for a week but the cheap bushings don't last and aren't bearings.
    1
  5962. quit stallin and get to the point.
    1
  5963. the guy who invented peanut butter was black tho. I'm not at all racist, just sayin... how many black friends do you have one facebook?!
    1
  5964. well, one could assume that the boats which don't get torpedoed have the best patterns.
    1
  5965. all you really need is a hotplate and a humidistat...
    1
  5966. wouldn't it be cheaper to just dig a deeper well?
    1
  5967. we don't have this anymore? how is it different from cream of ____ soups? isn't cream of mushroom soup just "milk soup" with mushrooms? and wouldn't they have been using milk with higher fat content back then making it even more like a cream soup?
    1
  5968. ok.... here's the deal with this... it's all smoke and mirrors... no one was attacking russia or north korea.
    1
  5969. you say saskatchewan weird... I'm sure you don't care but canada does. sorry.
    1
  5970. pretty sure the government could legally claim all of the land in the district and tell everyone to go live in a state... problem solved.
    1
  5971. if only they knew then that ghandi ends up nuking everyone...
    1
  5972. so... could they use something like that to amplify magnetic fields and make a sort of shield around a space station?
    1
  5973. well it fell down... maybe that's an indication it wasn't built in the most structurally sound way...
    1
  5974. no1 actually says hoser... I've only ever heard americans say hoser pretending to be canadian... or gong show for that matter...
    1
  5975. an american pickup truck must be like a dump truck to british people...
    1
  5976. wow, depression shamer... what a jackass.
    1
  5977. SIMON RAID LEGENDS!! I'm starting to think simon made that game... I might play a p2w game made by simon where I can farm youtube channels...
    1
  5978. it's really more like I went and build a lighthouse and started a settlement on an xbox and it's mine...
    1
  5979. that is the most ridiculous "run" I've seen in a while... gotta be actors.
    1
  5980. adam's favorte tools: tory, grant, and kari.
    1
  5981. ehh... I'd rather not wait several hours to not be cold.
    1
  5982. we just need to include a paper straw with them... that'll fix it.
    1
  5983. tell your itallian researcher "battila boopie!"
    1
  5984.  @thekingofmoab1181  you'd watch it.
    1
  5985.  @thekingofmoab1181  simon said if this post gets top upvotes he'll pay that dave guy to make it happen. totally not a lie.
    1
  5986. is anyone else annoyed with how trendy it is to name products some miss-spelled version of what it is?
    1
  5987.  @koenven7012  good point, I'd forgotten that bit
    1
  5988. that's how it works...
    1
  5989. I know this... it's been done several times, could have sworn even Today I Found Out did it before. not a bad style though. you don't even have to use your mouth to get the darn plastic thing open anymore... also that "new" one looks dumb.
    1
  5990. trebushat.
    1
  5991. wtf? they still heating their water by rubbing sticks together?
    1
  5992. I'd never noticed that about the light control... then again I always found it fairly straightforward.
    1
  5993. wonder if that was the last straw... I'm pretty sure it came down to money in the end though.
    1
  5994. wtf modern fires? oh ya, science improved fire last decade... it's now 20% more hot. seems more likely that it's the detectors that have changed, no?
    1
  5995.  @Lam  lotta other stuff in that video too... if all that is true I guess I should smoke more joints... cuz ya know... smoldering.
    1
  5996. I wasn't aware there were 12 offensive words in home alone... I would laugh so hard if there was just a bible in there with the cables running through it XD
    1
  5997. so why not use a laser to heat make a beam of plasma to mart a target and then somehow send the energy along the plasma beam?
    1
  5998. I imagine they install larger heaters than are generally needed incase there's abnormally cold weather so everyone doesn't just freeze to death because they only installed a large enough heater for the average temperatures...
    1
  5999. I'd rather have a pineapple... we all know why simon went to amsterdam though. XD
    1
  6000. yes, it's terrible... jamies is better. yours was beautiful for about 5 miliseconds... his aren't ugly for eternity.
    1
  6001. discrimination!! BC got it!!!
    1
  6002. nothing good ever happens on a grassy knoll...
    1
  6003. besides not having a k, pumpkin used to be (and still is to some extent) a fairly generic term for squash.
    1
  6004. don't think aid is included in the GDP...
    1
  6005. what? did they delete their stupid comment?
    1
  6006. amazing how you could tell what the ship was loaded with from 12 miles away...
    1
  6007. those huge ships can't even fit through the suez canal... stop skewing the truth.
    1
  6008. trump just lookin at the bible like "how the hell do you hold one of these things?"
    1
  6009. native americans are orange with context >.>
    1
  6010. the doors were originally too thin to even have wind-down windows, ofc they had to make it wider to fit side airbags.
    1
  6011. oh ok, it's still the same size bullet just with a weak load...
    1
  6012. there's like 1 case ever of someone getting their balls chomped off... and if I recall it wasn't even a piranha.
    1
  6013. so every little nick in the fish lowers the price... but the first thing they do when they win the bid is stick hooks in it?
    1
  6014.  @1224w  there was a hooters...
    1
  6015. "this episode of brought to you by my other channel that's actually interesting." epic blaze. shadow legend raid. slap that script.
    1
  6016. except you'd want the piece of glass to be like half an inch larger than the T.V. to mount it or you'd block the edge of the picture.
    1
  6017. "the liberal's latest pull-out"...
    1
  6018. "I'm never coming in here again if you do that" "that'd be awesome."
    1
  6019. why use aluminum as a fuel in solid rockets? I'd think there'd be something better.
    1
  6020. wtf you talking about "all new wd-40 pen"? they've had those for decades.
    1
  6021. not a criminal yet... you're going to be soon if you keep making logical statements.
    1
  6022. over 20 years later and still don't have a network that works as well as analog did in my area...
    1
  6023. pretty sure my stove and washer/dryer have the big 3-prong plugs. can't recall ever seeing a 4-prong one. I've been shocked with 120v a couple times lol... wouldn't recommend it. also been shocked by a phone line... I guess they carry power too. :P
    1
  6024. he's still alive?!
    1
  6025. you could turn off the water instead of just watching it flow across your house...
    1
  6026. oic... so she got herself into a big disney movie in an attempt to save her career, but now disney is also going down hill so she's trying to transfer all the blame onto disney before everyone blames her for ruining the movie... but in doing so she's ruining the movie.
    1
  6027. if they did exist the americans probably killed them all.
    1
  6028. educational childrens shows weren't all bad... even gilbert gottfried got in on that... how can you not like any show where gilbert gottfried is a cartoon bird?!
    1
  6029.  ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴜʏ: ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ  not me, CCP!
    1
  6030. it might say 750ml on the bottle, but everyone still calls it a 26er...
    1
  6031. heh, I remember having a lightscribe drive. don't think I ever actually used that function though since you had to buy the lightscribe disks to do it...
    1
  6032. much better video than that regusa guys... he just spent the whole time complaining about how he was doing it wrong.
    1
  6033. pygmies made them... it involves scalping the head up the back to remove the skull then boiling it in a bath of herbs to clense and sterelize the organic matter and essentially leave you with a skin with hair(that's how you prevent rot, the herbs were probably astringent and/or tannic which would aid in curing.). they then crudely sow them up the back in the hair to hide the suture and dry them. it's not a secret simon... and don't worry, you're head wouldn't work due to the lack of hair, you'd probably be made into a head on a stake. wish I had a legit shrunken head... such an awesomely creepy example of human culture.
    1
  6034. this dude is amazing at standing on his tip toes.
    1
  6035. healthcare costs may be lower in canada... but if what's wrong with you isn't in the textbook you just get left to die. there's a reason all those crazy success stories are in the US, you just throw the bill at the patient so why not give them the best most expensive health care possible?
    1
  6036. I can just imagine the guy sitting there drawing it like "hah... in like 40 years people are going to be like "wtf?""
    1