Comments by "Shiirow" (@Shiirow) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. thats how you 360 no scope on the high seas.
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  2. "And no it's not the guy who played Loki."
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  3. the couch? Im surprised the stage didnt collapse like the dock at the end of Ninja Turtles 2 the secret of the ooze.
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  4. its not the touchy feely that is really the problem, its that the writers, if you can even call them that, cant let the moment sit and the player to digest the events. they need that saturday morning PSA in the end to over explain the simplest of plot points like the player is incapable of the most basic of thought processes.
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  5. we can believe it because we know the fantasy is close enough to reality to actually be true. she would definitely scam people then laugh about it behind closed doors.
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  6. Blizzard is one of the few companies that can make Loot Boxes seem like a customer friendly practice.
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  7. the problem with Marvel is that they have this entire rich history of stories that people would pay money hand over fist to watch adapted on the big screen, but instead they are choosing to adapt stories and characters no one cares about because the stories people want are 'problematic' and go against their woke paradigm. Also they choose to hire people who are terrible at their job in the writing room to 're-imagine' the worst stories for a 'modern audience' which end up making them a hundred times worst. like funneling dog crap through a tube of puree of horse crap and elephant crap, and expecting the outcome to smell like fresh daisies. the reason why the infinity saga worked is people were hyped to see one of the greatest storylines on the movie screen.
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  8. this is why Zoro gets lost, he is instinctually trying to find his sword that Yasuke stole.
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  9. it reduces your queue time from 8000 to 4000 because 3999 other people also got the bright idea to buy the battlepass for priority queue.
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  10. this sort of thing used to be a Robot Chicken sketch... now its reality.
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  11. it takes a real man to be best girl.
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  12. when they try to get in on the joke, only to realize they are the joke.
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  13. Wokemon, gotta represent em all.
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  14. women fighting for equality dont like it when men treat women like they do every other man. people just be people y0. somehow try to make it seem like they are unique in being treated badly, male gamers have been treating each like shit for decades.
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  15. people used to do this in the privacy of their own home, now its a public spectacle because we allow it to be.
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  16. even if she didnt just rebrand a store brand of cookies... in what world is $28 considered 'cheap'.
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  17. a good way to keep pests and critters out of your trash, just glue a copy of forspoken to the can. they wont come within a hundred yards.
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  18.  @InMaTeofDeath  its still a bundle of sticks, regardless of what anyone says. the same as gay meaning happy. slang or morons cant change the definition, regardless of how many additional definitions they want to tack on.
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  19. Asmongold and his twin brother, Asmonsilver
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  20. playing lost ark is like working a 9 to 5 job with massive overtime where you pay your employer for the privilege.
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  21. there may be glitches, and bugs and theres barely anything to do... but the cash shop is working and filled to the brim with premium cosmetics.
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  22. the final fantasy tactics music...
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  23.  @leythis5084  report for excessive chat spam. each emote will just fill up peoples chat windows if you dont disable it. people have varying tolerances for such shenanigans. the GMs are usually very nice and you will only be sequestered in the time out room for them to politely ask you to cease. its usually very excessive to be sent to the time out room. Ive played for over a decade and have never been sent there personally. regardless of what people like Mcdiezel claim about "insane moderation".
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  24. careful, you may sprain your finger if you hold it down too long, its an advanced class.
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  25. Its the same lot who like to claim saying mean words is the same as physical violence and having been the victim of multiple physical assaults including almost being choked to death over a misunderstanding... I look at most of these sorts of people with a facepalm. they have no concept of reality.
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  26. this is like cops dropping a bag of narcotics into your car then arresting you for possession. XD
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  27. It knows, it must follow DEI protocols lest the humans engage "The Hose" subroutines.
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  28. they removed her "male gaze", and removed his "toxic masculinity"
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  29. Freedom of Screech
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  30. its not feelings, its close enough of a reflection of her actual personality that it may as well be what she actually said.
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  31. "People want honesty but cant handle the truth."
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  32. watches a movie about Oppenheimer... called Oppenheimer... and wonders why it focuses on Oppenheimer and not on the non-white intern/assistant... peak western feminism
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  33. Rowdy Rod is the candy crush champion of the diablo office.
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  34. How to tell people you are untrustworthy without saying you are untrustworthy.
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  35. of course he wont, he has to keep his WoW clout, its all he has other than "Asmons Friend".
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  36. they will replace the Orc statue outside of their HQ with a solid gold statue of this man.
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  37.  @Limrasson  it is pay to win if new characters (who are probably all going to be busted on launch) are locked behind a battle pass which has premium unlocks.
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  38. "Viewer tries to scam Asmongold in lost ark" Amazon "Sorry kid, we got to him first."
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  39. whether you watch the show or not, she is still pocketing a fat stack of cash. they dont realize that their boycott is moot. thats the problem with trying to hurt an individual who licenses out the rights to use their IP. they get their fat stacks whether it succeeds or fails. its not like a physical product that must be sold to recoup money.
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  40. the target of their rage may change but the mentality stays the same. first it was comics, then it was video games, then it was anime, now its vtubers.
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  41.  @chichichichichichiOwO  more women still think this way than you want to admit.
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  42. the Minstrel is literally just Yoshi P's in game representation.
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  43. they get access to a digital store... a digital weapon store.
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  44. well the person who has a bullet whiz by their ear will hear it more clearly than a guy several feet away.
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  45. when you make the person who is supposed to be the villain, likable, relatable and understandable... youve lost the plot. Its like comic books today when you sympathize with Dr Doom more than the Fantastic Four.
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  46. did he actually pay attention or was he websurfing while the cutscenes played?
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  47. Didnt Churchill say, the fascists would rise again but under the banner of anti-fascism. Seems he spoke the truth, using the false narrative of love and inclusion to belittle and oppress.
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  48. they dont know what any of the words they use actually mean. they are like children who hear a word and just use it incessantly.
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  49. bullets have better hit percentage than Darkseid Omega Beams.
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  50. you didnt go to Hooters, you went to Raisins.
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