Comments by "Shiirow" (@Shiirow) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. all his Midichlorians were choked out by the cholesterol that he couldnt force lift a cheeseburger.
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  2. "how do you put C-4 into barrels?" By carefully stacking them.
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  3.  @Grubnar  Honestly, I think the comic itself is pretty trash, written by a petty man child whose entire purpose of being is to break everyone elses toys simply for existing. Every character in the show ends up being tens times more complex and interesting than their comic counterparts, even with the simplifying of the show, they are still more layered than the comic versions.
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  4. remove Spiderman from the Venom mythos only to realize Venom without Spiderman is like an Oreo with no creme filling. Sure the cookie part is nice but you can tell somethings missing that holds them together. Then in the sequel you try to pull the Spiderman card like you could just squeeze in the creme post-production.
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  5. The wife leaned for the money, George took the "happy wife, happy life" approach.
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  6.  @Zerosum411  so you are telling me you would pass up someone offering you like 4 billion dollars?
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  7. "An evil, ancient and powerful has returned. The Wokeness."
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  8. @Jurassic Hero probably because people incorrectly categorize the original ghostbusters movie. they have silly jokes and pratfalls due to people thinking of ghostbusters as a comedy. its not a comedy with some scary bits, its scary movie with some moments of comedic levity. GB 1984 is played straight for most of its run time with the occassional one liner or quip from Peter. while as GB 2016 is just a string of unfunny comedy sketches loosely tied together. this is why the depiction of the proton stream is so widely different.
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  9. I dont think Urban was wasted in Dredd, he seemed to get the character down fairly well and was extremely entertaining to watch. I would have loved to see a sequel.
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  10.  @jedhayman3937  a lame excuse is still a lame excuse, she shouldnt be able to use the hammer.
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  11. nothing is too political, but things can be too politically bias, to the point it starts being less satire and more propaganda.
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  12. the guy playing the doctor would have been better at Wesker, since he has experience playing the shadowy villain, just slap on some shades. then again the wesker in this isnt even the actual wesker.
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  13.  @pangare655  its not a remake its a prequel. she may not kill a single puppy here but she does attempt to kill puppies in the future, foreshadowed by the dalmatians in this movie.
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  14. The Rule of (Season) 3 : If the show doesnt completely jump a shark of some description by season 3, then its good to go. Sadly, Mando didnt escape that.
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  15.  @samblack5313  Morbilicious
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  16. there were black slave traders in real life that had black slaves, why is this odd?
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  17. Lucas made it a franchise, a very profitable franchise because he was smart in the beginning by asking for things in writing that the studio at the time never even imagined to be profitable. like merchandise and licenses.
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  18. no dust, no scuffs, fresh out of the package.
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  19. Episode 7 - "The Past Must Die." Episode 9 - "Please remember the past, see we remember the past, give up money. Pretty please."
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  20.  @CcReap3r  you dont have to hit the shitter after having kids, theres a reason the term "MILF" exists.
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  21. people fail to realize fast and the furious had nothing to do with street racing, it was the back drop, its always been a heist movie. the whole point of the first movie was Dom & Co. were pulling daring high speed thefts and Brian was there to stop him. the actual street racing was superfluous to the plot. you could have replaced it with just about anything and the plot wouldnt really change one iota.
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  22.  @penguinatedthings305  he is a male character, of course he is going to die, so the bleach blonde female apprentice can succeed him. As soon as I saw them, I immediately thought, he will die by episode 4, then the chick sith or whatever she is supposed to be will become the main antagonist for the remainder of the series.
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  23. do a reverse disney, take a live action movie script and have the animation dept redo it with improvements.
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  24. maybe he will play him again... in a better movie.
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  25. Just when you think that they might quite possibly inevitably realize this shit doesnt sell, they do it again. like watching multiple, how many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man, moments on repeat.
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  26. for a moment, when he brought up Sly I thought he was going to reference Judge Dredd.
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  27. Can you smell what The Abby is cooking?
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  28. now Im imagining a remake of RE but all the characters are actually raccoons or even better, humans in raccoon suits.
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  29. Not the glowing recommendation you think it is.
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  30. " Now you deign to answer our prayers?! I will suffer this farce no longer! " - Ardbert Hylfyst, FFXIV, Heavensward
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  31. "Shit Brown and the Seven Diversity Hires." And that shot of Gal Gadot rethinking her life choices and wondering if its too late to back out as her young co-star tanks the movie by yammering on about modern audiences.
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  32. the ultimate strategy, you cannot face your enemy on the field of battle so you surround yourself with digital legos while they stomp in with bare feet. You wear down their patience in the hopes of it running out and you winning the mental game.
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  33. people have been biting off of tolkiens work since he wrote it, but unlike these talentless hacks, they took the story as a foundation and wrote their own version. these mofos just bastardize it for their own ends.
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  34.  @c-secofficer123  Im pretty sure they werent thinking that deeply about that moment and it was sheer coincidence that it lined up with dantes inferno.
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  35. its like they hear all those people going "We liked Ahsoka" and they decided to just go scorched earth on any character that fans even remotely liked better than Rey. like a petulant child breaking another kids toys because they wouldnt agree to a play date.
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  36. Why anyone would really respect Tacos Withchili is ludicrous
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  37. Captain Teevel vs Hevil Lyn. So much empowerment. So much excitement. I could just yawn.
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  38. well its 2021, cant have a man be "The One". they need to be "The Two", but we all know Trinity is the one who wears the pants in that bullet time sequence.
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  39. I still write off DS9 as a proto-discovery, its just the suits had a tighter leash on the writers who hated star trek back then.
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  40. Robyn D. Hood, the BLM organizer of Sherwin Forest Apartments, she robs from the rich to give to herself... so she can buy that 6 million dollar crib up by the white folks she hates so much.
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  41. a movie that is an ocean with the depth of a puddle. SYMBOLISM~!
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  42. I prefer to just call it -The Message of Feminism
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  43. I think the person who wrote this was on the reefer madness, as it seems to be a jumbled mess of incomplete ideas that only a pothead could possibly dream up while on a 'really good trip'.
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  44. the decline started with DS9, it was a proto-Discovery, its just they were held back from their full wokemon potential because they were trying to not completely alienate fans of the show. sadly after 2009, those restraints were removed and we see what DS9 could have been if left to their own devices without boundries in the faces of STD and ST Picard. From the hamfisted over the top racism episodes to Dukat literally becoming the Space Devil complete with magical superpowers.
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  45. reminds me of AvP, where the strong female character teamed up with the Pred to fight the Alien and got a cool spear/scar to show shes part of the Predatorhood.
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  46. I was wondering how long before The Last of Us became The Least of Us Part 2.
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  47. if the new movies go on long enough, you may well in fact get that Ape v F-22 you were craving. these movies are falling to the same hubris that doomed to original franchise, making more and more movies to milk the interest until all the interest dries up.
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  48.  @Daniboi971  truth be told, what is on the page and what is on the screen are never 100% identical. as far as we know, Lance was given a script and agreed to it only to have it re-written during filming. it happens more than you know. hell some movies/shows are being written during filming, which actors are simply pitched an idea.
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  49. Civil War, Donal Trump Hatefiction on how they envisioned his actual time in office but since they were proved wrong, they reimagined is if this is what is going to happen if he gets a second term.
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  50. Modern Movie Writing - "And then this happened..."
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