Comments by "" (@stephenmurphy2212) on "Unlikely things to hear on Dr Who - Mock the Week - Series 12 Episode 1 - BBC Two" video.

  1. I'm the Doctor... I'm a Time Lord... I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous... I'm 907 years old... Please leave a message after the tone!
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  2. Relax, Doctor! It's just a crack on the wind screen, not a crack in time!
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  3. No I'm not the Doctor that killed Michael Jackson!
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  4. DOCTOR: (Flirtacious) Oh, Rose! You are a Bad Wolf! (Sexy Tiger growl)
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  5. I dunno, Clara. We seem to have landed near a manor in the early 20th century... This sign says "Downton".... (He looks at it strangely) ... Am I on the wrong show?
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  6. Because I'm not a professional comedian... 😥
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  7. But he was credited as "Doctor Who" a couple times in the credits!
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  8. Dr is an abbreviation for Doctor! LOL!
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