Comments by "Tonetare" (@Tonetare) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Mark T What did you do with the rest of the zebra? I assume it came out of your butt a few weeks later and into a toilet.
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  2. +Robot 777 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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  3. +inculoasorata Not as often. predators aren't specifically hunted down and constantly running as a food item like a zebra. Usually they die from getting old and weak.
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  4. inculoasorata We aren't saying it's not hun. We're saying their life is probably better than a zebras because they aren't constantly running away for fear of being hunted down as food.
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  5. +Bill Admond That's what I thought. They listed a bunch of animals that are totally benign to the zebra, like an elephant. I have seen elephants and zebra right next to each other completely harmless to the other.
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  6. +Phon Xieng (MrMuaythai84) Right you are. Trump won't be satisfied until he wakes up one day as a zebra if he doesn't quit it before long. LOL!
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  7. Did this video make anyone else horny? My dick grew bigger than it ever did before, especially when the commentator described the zebra's rump as succulent. Damn!!! My dick was getting stiff as hell. I liked him also describing the zebra as awaiting this violent death and a pastry item for animals with perfect body parts for slashing and nice long face.
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