Comments by "Eli Nope" (@elinope4745) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Knowing that most people who attend sport events are sinners that deserve to die under God's holy judgement makes this challenge harder for devout religious archers, rangers and choir boys.
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  2. I did vote for Joe as a vote against the moral group of conspiracy theorists. Freedom isn't free and it's price is the blood of tyrants and patriots.
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